What If...? (2021) - Season 1 Edit

A beacon just came in over the wires.

A dagger forged in dark matter taken from the ruler of the Dark Elves.

A few times, actually.

A genius battled his demons both inside and out,

A ha! "Gain the power through the absorption of other beings."

A heart attack, Doctor? Well, buck up, Strange.

A lot has changed since you were last booted up.

A man does not suffer like this for his own glory.

A meteorological phenomenon of some kind.

A mining colony in a severed head of an ancient celestial being.

A museum that doubles as his base of operations.

A necrosword, courtesy of the Asgardian Goddess of Death.

A pity.

A psychic impression sent through a splinter in reality?

A Ravager spacecraft was arriving on Earth to abduct the spawn of the Celestial, Ego.

A shield is not a plan. Oh, Carter...

A skinny kid from Brooklyn became Captain America.

A student must have left it there.

A Super Soldier.

A universe in the final days of destruction.

A wise sorcerer once told me that to face death is part of the plan.

About watching the sunset from the top of Mount Bashenga with his brother.

About who and what and how I am.

Absolute?

Absorption?

Access the database yesterday?

According to legend, he knew how to break an Absolute Point in time.

According to my diagnostic,

According to our German guest,

Actually, pretty much everyone else is dead.

After everything.

After that, we'll destroy 'em.

After turning the tide of World War II,

Agent Carter, what are you doing?

Agent Carter, wouldn't you be more comfortable in the booth?

Agent Hope Van Dyne understood that and she will never be forgotten.

Agent Hope Van Dyne was killed on a mission outside Odessa, Ukraine.

Agent Romanoff, I think you might be better off getting out of here.

Agent?

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Ah, jeez.

Ah, needed the little sorcerer's room.

Ah, thanks. I feel like I'm back at prom.

Ah, yes!

Ah. Fräulein Carter.

Ah. I must admit now that I see you in the flesh, you are.

Ah. I never liked that guy.

Ah. I never liked that guy.

Ain't no way in hell I was going to leave here without my kid.

Air support. Send air support.

Alas, Hope Van Dyne's long awaited family reunion was not to be.

Alerted the Ultron hive mind to our location.

All a distraction,

All business?

All clear down below. Eighteen seconds, Clint. Clint?

All creatures searching for a place to belong.

All crew members present and accounted for by some miracle.

All I knew was that we had an opening to settle my debt with the Collector,

All in the name of love?

All right, all right.

All right, everybody, it's Grand Central.

All right, everyone, you all know what to do. You know the plan.

All right, here comes a non compliant spell.

All right, what's next?

All right! Tony's back, huh?

All this suffering, and for what?

All this to make one Super Soldier.

All too easy.

All units report to our position.

All you did was show me the universe.

All you will find there is destruction and pain.

ALL: (CHANTING IN WAKANDAN) Yibambe! Yibambe! Yibambe!

ALL: (CHANTING IN WAKANDAN) Yibambe! Yibambe! Yibambe!

ALL: The Multiverse.

Allowing for two of your possible timelines

Alone.

Also our last hope.

Also, no one can lift it.

Although I still assert my plan was not without its merits.

Always aim for the head. That's the only way to kill 'em.

Amazing.

An agent of this planet murdered Thor Odinson, the Crown Prince of Asgard.

An artificial intelligence elevated to a cosmic being

An old HYDRA base in Siberia.

An organic body to call his own,

ANCIENT ONE: To help you.

And a godly prince fell to Earth.

And a S.H.I.E.L.D. assassin, unless you have any ideas.

And a villain was given a new chance.

And action, zombies!

And after we recover the stones, we destroy them.

And anyone who's seen a zombie movie knows that that's the key to survival.

And as for the mission parameters?

And become the Sorcerer Supreme,

And Bloody Marys. Hangover's starting to kick in.

And burned my world to the ground?

And don't worry about me. I never was much of a dancer anyway.

And eradicate hunger across the galaxy.

And for all my brothers and sisters who suffered through oppression

And for people like you, like us, the past ain't nothing but a prison.

And for the first time since the outbreak, we actually have a reason to hope.

And gave the multiverse a new hero.

And he is gonna help us wipe out Ultron.

And he's the company's military liaison. We are all aboveboard.

And I am Iron Man.

And I believe we're done here.

And I count myself lucky enough to be one of them.

And I gotta say, I really don't think it needs a sequel.

And I might add, efficient.

And I was gonna shower and do my hair. (GRUNTS)

And I will protect it to the end.

And I'll tell you the same thing I told you

And I'm not sure there's anything left worth fighting for.

And I'm pretty sure it's efficient.

And I'm still here.

And I've ruined a lot of laptops this way.

And if his blood samples are to be believed,

And if I had the chance to avenge my father, I wouldn't hesitate.

And if I have to go, I might as well go out fixing the mess I started.

And if I've learned anything from watching you,

And if that fails, world annihilation.

And if we get lucky,

And in which book did you read that?

And it all played out just as you predicted it would.

And it's my job to sniff out exactly what it is they want with him.

And just who is the boss, Lieutenant?

And look where we are.

And murdered your people as proof of my loyalty to Wakanda.

And not one of those gross, half eaten faces.

And now I have an evil twin?

And now, your new family has abandoned you. Karma.

And once we get this to Wakanda, we're gonna save the world.

And one who's about to kick your moon shaped, ugly mug.

And only you can stop it because you are causing it.

And ponder the question...

And ponder the question...

And sell this bad boy to the highest bidder.

And steal the Embers right out from under him.

And that gave you permission to murder them?

And that is when you cause the distraction.

And that's the problem. Everyone wants something.

And that's why I want you by my side 24 7 as my new COO.

And The Ancient One was lost,

And the guardian of the Eye of Agamotto.

And the paper trail. You certainly saw to that.

And then there was one.

And there's no traces of lethal pathogens of any kind.

And to be honest, a lot less creepy on your part.

And to think I'm old enough to remember when the Ravagers used to be fun.

And Ultron holds all of them.

And united under my command.

And unlock doors across the universe.

And used it to create the hero, Vision.

And vanished into the past, I couldn't follow.

And we will search every last one of them until we find you

And what of Thor, Prince of Asgard?

And where humans see chaos,

And while your anger is predictable,

And with a payload the size we're talking...

And yet, what the hell is this?

And you could end up at a very different destination.

And you just watched.

And you know that I work for...

And you made me smile

And you seem to have some experience in that department.

And you. And you.

And you're the one woman I trust to have my six, including now.

And your brother? How did you get this?

And your planet will be taken as retribution.

And, well, he's come to collect.

Another survivor camp claims to have made progress on a cure.

Anthony Stark? Clint Barton? Bruce Banner? Natasha Romanoff?

Anthony Stark? Clint Barton? Bruce Banner? Natasha Romanoff?

Anyone got any clothes?

Anyone home?

Apparently, there's not enough intelligent life here to attract Ultron.

Appreciate the interest, but we're all staffed up.

Are we talking about the mission? Or is this "family stuff"?

Are we?

Are you allowed to say that to people in my tax bracket?

Are you certain about this, baba? Entrusting our fate to this outsider.

Are you crazy? Happy hour just started.

Are you gonna turn down the one thing guaranteed to save your homes?

Are you having car trouble?

Are you ready to break your oath?

Are you seeing that?

Are you sure you can't fly or shoot lasers out of your eyes or something?

Are you the 107th? I'm here for Sergeant Barnes.

Aren't we allowed to be happy?

Aren't you a sight for sore...

Arnim Zola was a HYDRA scientist who infiltrated S.H.I.E.L.D. in its infancy.

ARNIM ZOLA: Correction, 52 seconds.

ARNIM ZOLA: Download commencing.

ARNIM ZOLA: For now, but not for long.

ARNIM ZOLA: This is a fascinating change of pace, yeah?

ARNIM ZOLA: We should keep moving.

ARNIM ZOLA: Well, he will not be the first genocidal megalomaniac

Around the galaxy?

As do the ones they inspire to carry on the fight.

As fate would have it, at that very moment,

As for me, I am the Watcher.

As for me, these are my stories.

As in the most ruthless kingpin in the intergalactic underworld?

As long as it takes.

As long as someone keeps their good eye on the bigger picture.

As part of an elite ghost squad that specializes in high target wetwork.

As Stark Industries' new chief security officer.

As the good that can be done with it.

As Yondu says, "Never doubt sticky fingers."

At a country most Americans can't find on a map?

At first, I scoured eternity for one true hero.

At humanity's darkest hour,

At last.

At least, that's how things played out in one universe.

At the rate it's spreading, it could devour Europe.

At the very least, to save you.

Aye, aye, Commander.

Baba warned that was all humans know. Turns out he was right.

Baba Yaga! (YELLS)

Baba Yaga. The witch.

BANNER: No, no, no, no. Oh. Oh!

Barton had a wife and kids.

Barton, Clinton Francis.

BARTON: Best we can tell, it's extremely powerful and not from around here.

BARTON: I told you,

BARTON: Scans show nothing alive. You sure this is the place?

BARTON: So you really think the secret to taking down Ultron is here?

Barton.

Barton. Coulson, get a medic.

Be grateful you're here and not being brought up on charges of insubordination.

Because those plans were bankrolled by Stark Industry COO Obadiah Stane.

Because you're the last surviving Zola copy left on Earth.

Been living the dream alone in a prison of my own making ever since.

Before French special forces showed him the door,

Before he died in '72, he uploaded his brain to a series of data banks.

Before HYDRA figures out how to turn the damn thing on.

Being the genius is my thing.

Bernard in accounting was asking about you.

Besides, wouldn't you rather use it to jump start

Better question. Why wear the uniform of your own oppressors?

BETTY: Whatever it was, it wasn't biological.

Bit more complicated than that.

Bla...

Blam, blam, blam, blam, blam! Blam! Blam!

Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam, blam! Blam!

Blam.

Blam.

Blimey bloody bollocks!

Blimey! Not even a scratch.

Books have been lost. Libraries destroyed.

Boom goes the dynamite. That was solid burn on all of us.

Bought it off the black market for ten mil. Steep, I know. But...

Brace yourselves.

Bruce!

Bruce!

Bruce! It's okay. We're okay, right?

Bucky!

Bucky.

Bucky.

Bucky's unit is now 50 kilometers behind the front line.

Build bigger, and fight badder for them.

But a god does not answer to a man.

But all I said was, "Good evening."

But as someone who has ventured out into the greater world,

But Barton was in a locked cell under observation.

But change one step along the way,

But code, code is slippery, and it never dies.

But cute wordplay.

But do you want to stop him?

But don't worry, I won't let it go to my head.

But first, you have to not get eaten.

But he can't die. He can't die.

But how do we put a suit of armor around the world? Hmm?

But I can be more than a human pin cushion.

But I can reverse this. You will live longer, forever.

But I can't interfere.

But I cannot bring myself to leave her.

But I could be convinced to make a career change.

But I could never crack the interface.

But I draw the line at bugs.

But I fear we don't have much time.

But I shall require the entire corpse.

But I'll need distance and a clear target. Can you do that?

But I'm locked out of the system and wanted for murder.

But I've been told that I excel at attracting unwanted attention.

But if we do this, know that we might not succeed in ending the war,

But in a Multiverse of infinite possibility,

But in another universe, a single choice created a whole new hero.

But in this one...

But in this universe,

But in this universe, Ultron got his wish.

But it had been destroyed.

But it's time for me to bring out some of my own toys.

But just one catch.

But maybe the other Strange will.

But my Aunt May says...

But not to everything.

But now I think it's time you told me all your secrets.

But now, knowing everything, I'm not quite sure where I belong.

But once we become whole again, we can save her.

But really, it'll be T'Challa inside.

But she wasn't teaching me German!

But something tells me you have her spirit.

But soon it would be her venturing into the unknown and creating a new world.

But that's a story for another day.

But the fate of his universe is not worth risking the safety of all others.

But the serum doesn't allow me to feel the effects.

But the technology required to do so is currently beyond human capability.

But the world he found was not one he recognized.

But then again, there are two sides to every story.

But there is one name you may know me by.

But there's no time to rest, Uncle. War is here.

But this particular story...

But this Ultron could be hiding anywhere in the Multiverse?

But this...

But Ultron only saw one path to peace.

But we must.

But what if it's the wrong choice?

But when I went straight,

But where you see light, I see worlds and the countless stories that fill them.

But why stop at one world, huh?

But why, pray tell, would you think that

But you can make it over them.

But you ended that.

But your worlds will never know this victory.

But, hey, a literal one can't hurt either.

By that old grump one last time.

By tomorrow, they won't need to.

Can destroy the entire universe.

Can ripple across space and time,

Can't clean up the world without getting your hands dirty.

Can't say I've heard that battle cry before.

Captain Carter, the soldier lost in time, you have been chosen.

Captain Genocide...(SCREAMS)

Carina, can I have my bracelet now?

Cheers and screams, high fives.

Christine is gone. You cannot save her.

CHRISTINE: Just let me hear it.

CHRISTINE: Oh, let me hear it.

CHRISTINE: Wait a sec. Have you ever even seen a game show?

Christine?

Classic Star Lord.

Clint? Clint?

Close the shields.

Close. HYDRA. Hitler's very own Supernatural Sciences Division.

Code Red.

Coffee run. Needed a breather.

Colonel, you're lucky to even be in the room.

Come on, big guy, time to go green.

Come on, cut the preamble. Just get straight to the heart of it.

Come on, Howard. We might need someone to push a button.

Come on, I know you prepared an acceptance speech for tonight.

Come on, I know you prepared something.

Come on, Steve, let's go. You, too, Carter.

Come on. Don't try to make this fun, Nat.

Come on. I feel like you should know me by now.

Come on. It's okay. Laugh. Hey!

Come on. The safety of the world depends on it.

Come out! Come out! Come out!

Come, this way, Sorcerer Armani.

Commencing Operation "Where Eagles Dare."

Communicating with each other in real time to maximize strategic efficiency.

Congratulations, Lieutenant. You just invented 21st century warfare.

Contrary to your belief, you are not the center of my universe.

Cool.

Copy that, Cha Cha.

Copy that. Inbound.

Cosmic flora, down the hall.

Could rewrite the laws of physics.

Could that mean the infection is some kind of encephalopathy?

Could work.

COULSON: (OVER PHONE) Why do you need my password?

COULSON: Boss?

COULSON: Four hours to sunup, sir.

COULSON: I'm not telling you my password, Romanoff.

COULSON: Is that a beeper from the '90s?

COULSON: It's an accurate description. Sir, he's gorgeous.

COULSON: Not sure it can wait, sir. Locals are getting curious.

Couple more seconds and the Sentry signals would've

Courtesy of an AI called Ultron.

Cousin, what are you doing?

Creating alternate worlds from the ones you know.

Creating alternate worlds from the ones you know.

Creating alternate worlds from the ones you know.

Creating alternate worlds from the ones you know.

Creating alternate worlds from the ones you know.

Creating alternate worlds from the ones you know.

Creating alternate worlds from the ones you know.

Creating alternate worlds from the ones you know.

Cute. No matter where you go or how far you hide,

Damn it, Barton. I told you to stand down.

Damn it, Fury! Pick up.

Damn, I don't know, Mr. Stark. I think I'm more of a soldier.

Damn, that hurts.

Daughter of mine.

Dead? Yes!

Death is part of the plan.

Declaring war on this planet will not bring your prince back!

Defined by sacrifice.

Deranged.

Designed to disintegrate each stone into nothing.

Destroyers are circling the African coast.

Dialing Avengers Tower.

Did I ever tell you about this one time

Did you hit your head or something?

Did you learn any lessons from your time in Afghanistan?

Didn't the Watcher warn you?

Die.

Director Fury, you fail to comprehend the enormity of the situation.

Director, sensors are reporting a massive energy surge.

Discovered by Cagliostro, manipulation and alteration of timelines."

Dissect him and strip his remains for parts.

Do I have to be wearing this?

Do it again. But this time, faster.

Do not be frightened, old friend,

Do you guys just not have horror movies in Wakanda?

Do you think you can fly this?

Does this really look like Peter Quill to y'all?

Doing S.H.I.E.L.D.'s dirty work!

Don't eat me!

Don't play the fool with me, Fury.

Don't sit down. Get up

Don't tell Captain Genocide over here. You might spoil his fun.

Don't tell me the American playboy needs help pushing buttons.

Don't tell me, he was your type?

Don't you dare lie to me. I am you!

Dora Milaje spear.

Dormammu, I've come to bargain.

Dr. Banner, no, we are not leaving you.

Dr. Bruce Banner, the human hiding within the Hulk,

Dr. Ross. Not sure if you remember me, but

DR. STRANGE: (GASPS) The lost books.

DR. STRANGE: All good questions.

DR. STRANGE: I brought you back. I saved you.

DR. STRANGE: Six stones of near unfathomable power.

DR. STRANGE: You foresaw every moment

Drives Hank crazy.

Drones can react to stimuli in real time and no one needs to lift a finger.

Drop it! Drop it now!

Drowning your troubles?

Each controlling an essential aspect of our existence.

Each one is for a kill. Believe it or not, Tony,

Earth, June, 1943.

Easy, killer. I come in peace.

Eat this.

EGO: Oh, come on. Relax, son.

Either make a pact with a god or deal with a devil.

Electromagnetic, neutron, vita radiations, all off the charts.

Enough living in the past for one evening.

ETA, 20 minutes.

Even by a slave standard, you are foolish.

Even I cannot imagine the horrors that might follow.

Even if it might bring an end to the universe.

Even if there's only a chance I'm legit, isn't it worth the risk?

Even in our world... (COUGHS)

Even that machine is not as invincible as it might think.

Even though you work for...

Even while rotting, he smells like lavender.

Evening, handsome.

Evening, handsome.

Evening, handsome.

Ever seen that?

Ever will happen. Ever could happen.

Every journey has a beginning,

Every last drop of that Dr. Erskine serum went into you.

Every moment of it.

Every universe is different, each one just a fraction unique.

Everything checks out.

Exceedingly dangerous, actually.

Excellent. I's dotted, T's crossed. Pep, drop the purchase order.

Excuse me, sir. Harry Whittington, British Post.

Excuse me?

Eye. Forgive me, I couldn't help myself. (LAUGHS)

Fabled to hold the power to rewrite the very laws of physics

Fact remains, I need a killer. Figurative one, of course.

Fascinating.

Father! No! Stop! Stop, please!

Fell from the stars to warn humanity of imminent danger.

FEMALE REPORTER: Mr. Stark, has this experience changed you?

Fight for them? Die for them?

Finally, Thor Odinson, Crown Prince of As...

Find others to fight your battles.

Find them and light them up.

Fine by me, Lieutenant Killmonger? What is that?

Fine. I've got the shield. You've got the sword.

Firing thrusters.

First Stark, now Muscle Beach.

Flynn could stick you on one of those USO tours.

FLYNN: Do you know how much this cost?

FLYNN: She should never have been in the field in the first place.

FLYNN: That thing must be halfway to Berlin by now.

FLYNN: You said that glowing ice cube

Flynn's a moron. Lucky for you, I'm a genius.

Follow me

Follow me

Follow me and ponder the question...

Follow me and ponder the question...

Follow me and ponder the question...

Follow me and ponder the question...

Follow me and ponder the question...

Follow me and ponder the question...

For a group of remarkable individuals to fight the battles we can't.

For a minute, I really thought it was you and me against the world.

For a mission that is both highly dangerous and absolutely necessary

For how long?

For I am N'Jadaka, son of Prince N'Jobu.

For I am...

For real. Then again...

For T'Challa!

For T'Challa!

For the continuation of life as you know it.

For vengeance. For my father.

For we are one and the same.

Fought for...

Frame whatever's left and hang you up on the wall.

From decimating half of the universe? Oh, no.

From here, I can see everything.

From the failed Infinity Crusher, to Killmonger's betrayal, and my...

Funny story, Your Highness. You see, I took this job

Funny thing, boss. Think I already have.

Fury, it's Hope! It's all about Hope!

Fury, now or never.

FURY: Barton's dead.

FURY: Coulson, talk to me.

FURY: Hold your fire. I wanna see this.

FURY: I got bad news and worse news.

FURY: I know what he meant to you.

FURY: Looks like his and Stark's murders are connected.

FURY: That's the thing. Bruce Banner and you.

FURY: What's your 20, Coulson?

FURY: You found me. You know what to do.

FURY: You going to be okay?

FURY: You need to get yourself to ground. But first, find Banner.

Fury! Come on.

FYI, the Collector does not offer dental.

Gah, I did it again! Zombie pun.

Gamora, survivor of Sakaar and destroyer of Thanos...

GAMORA: The Infinity Crusher,

General Okoye of the Dora Milaje. Wakandan Royal Guard.

GENERAL ROSS: No one has ever accused me of being funny, Miss Potts.

GERMAN GENERAL: (IN ENGLISH) Captain Carter and this

GERMAN OFFICER: The Allies must be desperate,

Get away! Don't touch me!

Get the Soul Stone and get it to Gamora.

Get up, come on. You're human.

Give him all you've got. Don't give him a chance to think.

Give me the tour.

Given the gamma signatures from that clock tower,

Giving birth to new stories, heroes, whole universes.

Go ahead, call the cops. Still won't get here in time to save you.

Go ahead, high five. It's okay, I won't feel left out.

Go get 'em, boss.

Go get 'em, Steve!

Go, go, go!

Go! Go!

Goldilocks? You would have recruited him in a heartbeat.

Good evening, Dr. Strange.

Good evening, my loyal subjects.

Good people. We should be working together.

Good, because we don't have all day.

Good. (CHUCKLES)

Good. Now take your hammer and get off my planet.

Good. The world could use a little heart right now.

Good. Who knows, maybe the war will be over

Google it. I just dropped it all online.

Got 90 seconds to find out.

Got you a double macchiato. Just how you like it.

Grab it. Grab it.

Graduated Annapolis at 19, MIT a year later.

Grief stricken, Strange sought answers across the world and in the mystic arts.

GUARD 2: Drop your weapon!

Guys, uh, bad news, team.

Ha!

Hail HYDRA! Hail HYDRA! Hail HYDRA! Hail HYDRA!

Hand over the stones, cousin.

Hang in there, Peter. They're almost here.

Hang on. I'll be right back.

HANK: How are you...

HANK: The balls you have to come here and stand over her grave.

Happy!

Happy?

Hard copies are harder to steal, easier to destroy.

Hasten, friends. Tonight we feast. For tomorrow, we fight.

Haven't I earned my happy ending?

He became aware of another.

He became aware of the...

He can bore someone to death using only his sanctimony.

He can't launch the nukes without them.

He can't.

He died, too. Gang violence.

He is family.

He is still an American soldier. What does he know of our people?

He just deployed with the 107th.

He looks pretty good from where I'm standing.

He made the ultimate sacrifice, restoring peace and saving this universe.

He racked up 36 kill missions.

He told me everything.

He used to tell me stories about you.

He wants you in New York first thing for questioning.

He was just picking up takeout.

He wasn't even the only Dr. Strange in this universe.

He wouldn't. He couldn't. Could he?

He'll dissect you for a science project,

He's a Caucasian male, mid twenties with...

He's a man. Or at least he was.

He's almost a thousand years old and not of this world.

He's already taken over every program on the planet.

He's been keeping him alive to feed his zombie bride.

He's dead.

He's found me.

He's keeping his escape plan close to his chest.

He's lucky I call him the big guy.

He's making a move on the hammer.

He's not wrong. The All Father would want us to listen.

Hear me and rejoice.

Heart rate's elevated,

Heck yeah, Cape!

Hedy Lamarr and I spent a weekend together,

Hello again and goodbye.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? (ECHOES)

Hello? You know, books? Reading? Knowledge?

Hello. Trickster God. Hi.

Help me bring her back.

Her and Tony were tight.

Her death is an Absolute Point in time.

Her mother was an agent?

Her name is Wanda.

Her powers are too strong. They've resisted the treatment.

Here I come. Bad zombie.

Here they come. We got 90 seconds.

Here we go.

Here we go. Now!

Heroes are not born, they're forged in darkness.

Hey, are you okay? Do you wanna talk?

Hey, Barnes stole a jeep.

Hey, Cap, I have an idea,

Hey, Cha Cha.

Hey, Clint, come on.

Hey, don't forget to knock.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Stop! Show some respect.

Hey, I need a hand! Come on, help me get him out of here!

Hey, I'm telling you, it's safer for everyone if I fend for myself.

Hey, if you boys are done gossiping, I brought what you asked.

Hey, it was T'Challa's idea to keep you in the dark.

Hey, play nice. He's a friend.

Hey, tulla, tulla. Don't cry. You'll fog up your jar.

Hey, which way are we going?

Hey, you, creep show. If it's all the same to you,

Hey.

Hey. Hey! I'm talking here. Where are you going?

Hey. Hey. If we could miniaturize an arc reactor...

Hi, I'd like to order a pizza.

His death was a favor. Yours will be a triumph.

His name is Dr. Bruce Banner. And I'm in a rush, Agent Romanoff.

His name is Steve Rogers, not "the HYDRA Stomper."

His unit was stationed 400 klicks away.

History has never looked kindly on those who lock men in cages.

Hive connection in three, two, one...

Hmm, I'd like to see you try.

Hmm, no door. Clever.

Hmm, quite the welcome.

Hmm.

Hmm. Not all of it.

Hmm. Sounds more like your type.

Hmm. You're ready. It's showtime, my friends. Good luck.

Hmm...

Hmm...

Hold it. Security scan.

Hold on a second. She's friends with that HYDRA Stomper?

Hold on, I need to hydrate.

Hold on. You can't even drive a car.

Holy... What the... Hank! No.

Home, sweet home.

Honestly, if I could fix this, if I could punish you instead, I would.

Hope, Banner, Parker, track seven. See if you can hot wire the train.

Hope? Hope!

Hoped for...

Hot damn. You guys are good.

How about we skip the shower and grab the body spray?

How about when you armed the Ankaran resistance?

How could this... Who did you let in here?

How could you choose just one?

How could you do this to us?

How did none of this get captured on security?

How exactly did you stop Thanos, the Mad Titan,

How far away are we from Camp Lehigh?

How is that protecting me?

How long has it been?

How many nights did we sit in the Sanctum Sanctorum,

How would you even go about destroying the...

How would you find him?

How?

Howard, get ready.

HOWARD: It can!

HOWARD: Power levels are dropping.

HOWARD: Tech and bullets don't mix. We'll lose everything. It has to be now!

HOWARD: We won't get another shot at this.

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? (GRUNTS)

Huh? Yes.

Huh. How did a woman who died two years ago

Huh. Well, I was gonna say that this must be the end of the world.

Huh. You got a side job, Dr. Ross?

Hush!

HYDRA never died, it just mutated.

HYDRA's dead. S.H.I.E.L.D.'s dead.

I actually recruited a Russian assassin to join my American covert ops team?

I almost wish I didn't have to take that from you.

I already have.

I am a loyal servant of Wakanda, Your Majesty.

I am just an ordinary human, hardly a work of art.

I am nothing like you.

I am so, so sorry.

I am still wondering how exactly my son came to be in your spaceship.

I am the natural order of things.

I am the Watcher.

I am the Watcher.

I am the Watcher.

I am the Watcher.

I am The Watcher.

I am the Watcher.

I am the Watcher.

I am the Watcher.

I am the Watcher.

I am your guide through these vast new realities.

I am your guide through these vast new realities.

I am your guide through these vast new realities.

I am your guide through these vast new realities.

I am your guide through these vast new realities.

I am your guide through these vast new realities.

I am your guide through these vast new realities.

I am your guide through these vast new realities.

I assure you, if I had a life to swear on, I would.

I barely moved. Hit me.

I believe that in this universe, as in every other, hope never dies.

I believe that you have something that belongs to me.

I believe the term is "BFF."

I brought you here because I need to borrow your powers.

I brought you the man who stole your Vibranium

I can assure you my actions, though unsavory,

I can buy you guys some time...

I can destroy galaxies with a thought.

I can prove it.

I can show them. I can intervene.

I can transpose the ingress and do science stuff.

I can't believe I'm about to say this.

I can't believe it.