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Master of None (2015) - Season 3

Master of None (2015) - Season 3

Master of None is a television show that premiered in 2015 and became an instant hit with audiences around the world. Created by Aziz Ansari and Alan Yang, the show offers a unique perspective on love, life, and career struggles in the modern era. Season 3, which aired in 2021, takes a bold departure from the previous seasons, focusing on a different character and their unique journey.

The third season of Master of None centers around Denise, played by Lena Waithe, who is Dev's best friend and confidante from the earlier seasons. This season takes a more introspective and contemplative approach, delving into Denise's personal life, relationships, and her search for meaning and fulfillment. Lena Waithe's powerful performance brings depth and authenticity to the character, making it a captivating viewing experience.

Throughout the season, Denise explores the challenges of navigating adulthood, marriage, and parenthood. The episodes offer a thought-provoking exploration of themes such as identity, vulnerability, and the complexities of human connection. As Denise faces various obstacles and dilemmas, viewers are drawn into her world, empathizing with her struggles and celebrating her triumphs.

The supporting cast of Master of None's third season is equally remarkable, with standout performances from Naomi Ackie, who plays Alicia, Denise's romantic partner, and Azia Dungey as Sheryl, Denise's no-nonsense mother. Together, they bring a vibrant energy and authenticity to the story, enhancing the overall viewing experience.

What sets Master of None apart from other shows is its unique blend of humor and drama. It effortlessly weaves poignant and heartfelt moments with comedic elements, creating a perfect balance that keeps viewers engaged and emotionally invested. The writing in Season 3 is particularly exceptional, delving deep into human emotions and experiences that resonate with the audience.

In addition to the exceptional storytelling, Master of None's third season showcases brilliant cinematography and stunning visuals. Each shot is meticulously crafted, capturing the essence of the characters and the world they inhabit. The attention to detail and aesthetic choices make every scene visually captivating, enhancing the overall viewing experience.

If you're a fan of the show or simply intrigued by its unique premise, you can play and download the sounds from Master of None Season 3 on various digital platforms. By immersing yourself in the show's soundtrack, you can relive the emotional journey of Denise and connect with the themes and messages that resonate with you.

Master of None (2015) - Season 3 is a true masterpiece that pushes the boundaries of storytelling in television. Through its exceptional performances, thought-provoking themes, and stunning visuals, it offers a compelling exploration of the human experience. Whether you're looking for laughter, tears, or moments of reflection, this season has it all. So sit back, relax, and let the world of Master of None transport you into a captivating and unforgettable journey.

A bit of a separation at the moment.
A failure would be staying with some fool
A follow up appointment, for you to come in and see Doctor?
After all of that, it might not even work. I might not even get a kid out of it.
Again, it's throughout, we have the original features.
Again. You are thinking about yourself.
Ah. Oh, hey, uh, uh.
Alicia Jackson?
Alicia, can I make an appointment,
Alicia?
Alicia… Alicia, I'm… I'm sorry.
All I do is think about you. I'm thinking about us all the time!
All right, babe. Have a good one. [groans]
All right, baby. Bye.
All right, but do you understand
All right, darling.
All right, Mommy loves you, too.
All right, so, we're just gonna have a look around.
All right, so, you know the routine.
All right, we're getting this done. I just… I just came here to tell you that.
All right? You, my darling, are a bad bitch.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. All right.
All right. Deep breath in.
All right. Every week, we go to the farmers market.
All right. It's looking good. It's looking very good.
All right. Let's just have a little…
All right. Well, I'm gonna wash my face mask off.
All right. Who all gonna be there?
All right. You pick something to watch.
All that time, and all that energy, like, and…
All the original features are here.
Amen.
And a bruise on my forehead, but…
And a poem written in light, music and love."
And after turning 40, it's very difficult to become pregnant
And apparently, the policemen were like, um, "You gotta keep a straight face."
And at one point, we had to get in a tractor.
And by the way, we stayed at their place,
And everything's wonderful.
And get rid of you.
And get to the hospital at 5:00 if you was coming from Baltimore?
And he sticks his head out and says,
And he was attached to a breathing machine.
And hopefully, achieve pregnancy.
And how's your new job goin'?
And I asked you out on a date.
And I checked, we can do it next week on the 16th.
And I didn't make the cut.
And I feel horrible.
And I got, like, a sc**** on my leg,
And I gotta get some sleep 'cause I got that interview tomorrow.
And I have no idea how to start again.
And I just decided to switch into interior design,
And I just… I wanna make my own choices.
And I loved that you used the same caterer, too.
And I think the last one did well,
And I think, honestly, I'm just trying to get it done and put it out there,
And I think, like, part of me resented you for that.
And I tried to convince myself…
And I wanna make sure I can follow you.
And I was like, "Hi, Granny." You know, "How you doin'?"
And I was lookin' at this wall he has.
And I will send that to you, so you have it clear.
And I'm doing so bad.
And I'm not in any shape to drive.
And if I can help with that, I mean, uh… [chuckling] Why would I not do that?
And if you give me that, I'll leave you alone.
And is someone coming to pick you up?
And it's gonna be so many eggs in that petri dish
And it's hard 'cause you're so far away from them,
And my Black ass smelling like weed,
And normally, I can write so fast,
And not believe the bad.
And now, I'm here in a half empty house,
And now, I'm just like everybody else.
And of course the Black one was a slave.
And one time he gave my mom some money
And people said it wasn't shit…
And people split up 'cause of that all the damn time.
And see all these white dudes jerking off into fucking solo cups?
And that you have been trying to conceive with a partner for six months.
And the Marvel guys are not using drops.
And the… [snorts] the only person I'm with is you.
And their… their kid has a little motorized car.
And then have nothing.
And then I'm gonna be okay. [sighs] Okay.
And then it slowly starts to decline.
And then we choose the best embryos to implant into your uterus,
And then you would… You would make your contribution. Your…
And then, I don't know what happened.
And then, pull this upside down.
And then, somehow, it'd be easier. You know?
And then, you pull it out again.
And then…
And there was this "Do not resuscitate" letter
And there were really hard days and really, really hard nights, but…
And there's some nice seating area by the window for breakfast.
And therefore, assumed the risk of, uh, transmitting an infectious disease.
And they have a code for being sucked into a jet engine,
And they may not cover some of the medication.
And through here, we've got a slightly smaller room.
And to be a part of something like that, it would be an incredible honor.
And to have a physical space would be so cool.
And we decided, "Let's keep it church and state."
And we just, like, propose the thing.
And we'll do a blood test in 11,12 days.
And we'll just be at peace and happy.
And we'll just keep the ball rolling from there.
And wearing retro Jordans gets in the car.
And what's mad…
And what's wrong with being like everybody else?
And when I told you what I wanted,
And when it does, you'll be better for it.
And you came… She came up to me, and she was like,
And you can call the office anytime if you have any questions.
And you gave me a bunch of notes that I did not necessarily agree with.
And you know what you never asked me?
And you know what's so fucking funny,
And you know when it's just like they're there, but they're not there.
And you meet someone.
And you're gonna be a bad bitch with me.
And you're not trying to tell me that you're weaker than all of them, are ya?
And you're, like, achieving them.
And your frame of reference for house size is really off.
And, "So that the…"
And, um, we were thinking about donors,
And, you know, see what happens.
And, you know, they would have videos for you…
And… when the success goes away,
Antiperspirant.
Anyway, she gets arrested for… I don't know what she gets arrested for.
Appreciate you, too.
Are we there yet?
Are you gonna be able to afford both?
Are you here for your monitoring appointment?
Are you okay? Are you crying?
Are you scared?
Are you sure you don't want anything to eat?
Are yours?
At the end of the week, it's in the trash. Nothing's cooked.
Babe, Darius is here!
Babe, I've been holding your hand through this whole process.
Babe, you comin' up?
Babe! You coming up soon? I got a surprise for you.
Babe?
Babe? Babe? You asleep?
Baltimore is, like, five hours away.
Bathroom around the corner, if you wanna try it on.
Because it's not going to achieve a pregnancy.
Because it's the only thing she'll actually eat.
Because that's how deeply committed I am to you.
Because that's how you like it.
Because we would have to test and screen his sperm.
Because you are fucking huge.
Because you were up late fucking some next bitch.
Being successful is like being in heaven.
Big, brave girl like you…
Boring.
Bought some… Like, three sets of very nice, very nice pajamas.
Breathe. Yeah?
But a couple of days ago,
But at least I had somebody with me to go to war with.
But at same time, I kinda liked doing it by myself as well. You know?
But every woman's body is different, and we could hit roadblocks at any stage.
But for some reason this one… It's not comin'.
But how… how did you drive down at 4:00 in the morning
But I don't mind him being the donor.
But I don't want you to leave everybody behind while you do it.
But I'll tell you this,
But if we didn't go through what we went through,
But it does involve surgery, and we should do it soon.
But it might feel uncomfortable.
But it would just be… I don't know.
But it's crazy to me that you did that.
But it's none of my business anymore.
But just remember, after every dark night,
But me and Dev had a good heart to heart though.
But my office, uh, has dealt with this a number of times. We'll do our best.
But not for "gay and desires pregnancy."
But thank you.
But that ain't shit. Behind this door right here…
But that's the thing, like, I could…
But the food is so good, I couldn't.
But then, what do you do when she's not around?
But there is a bit of a problem.
But they are specializing in Black memorabilia.
But they may not cover some of the embryology,
But to be honest, I think it's more suitable for a nursery.
But we could end up in the same place that we are now.
But we're doing this, we're getting this done.
But we're gonna keep on monitoring you, yes?
But what was it you two wanted to talk to me about?
But yet, you was on some bullshit, too?
But you know about that shit, man. God.
But you've got to call me.
But, low key…
But, uh, ultimately, it's about quality rather than quantity.
But, um, the work environment, it just really didn't work for me,
But, you know, she's still here for me, through my baby."
Buttered noodles and plant buttered noodles.
Bye bye. Bye bye.
Bye, bye.
Can I have the speculum, please?
Can I open my eyes?
Can we please get the heck out of here?
Can we talk about something, um, serious for a second?
Can you grab my hoodie, please?
Can't somebody from the hospital come over to do it?
Can't you just tell me what to do?
Candy's mom decided to try new Country Crock plant butter.
Clean up, I'll be back soon.
Come Monday… it's like,
Come on, Leesh.
Congratulations, Alicia, you is pregnant.
Congratulations, darling. I'm very happy for you.
Could you imagine if you had a baby right now?
Crazy.
Crossed my mind that, like, if we were doin' it together,
Darius.
Definitely not you.
Denise!
Did you fuck her?
Didn't necessarily want to take them.
Do not have a code for "gay and desires pregnancy"
Do we go to a fucking sperm bank
Do we just keep goin' until we get caught?
Do we need to go to the hospital or something?
Do we text him and say,
Do you ever help your wife with her work? You're an early reader?
Do you have any plans to go away this winter?
Do you know how many mutual friends we got?
Do you know last year, I had to talk to your assistant
Do you see the little…
Do you want a glass of water?
Do you want any water?
Do you want me to be involved beyond the donation?
Do you want me to come to the appointments,
Does he come over and release a load in one of our tea cups?
Doesn't that make it cheaper?
Don't be mad, Chaka.
Don't let them project that crazy energy onto us.
Don't tell me how to develop my characters.
Don't worry, it will come.
Don't you hate when the smoke get in your eye?
Donation.
Dr. Perkins, you help women create life when the world tells them that they can't.
Easy for you to say. You're fucking Phone Flush.
Either you stay or you go.
Especially after, you know…
Even with the most aggressive fertility treatment.
Every day, she comes home at 7:00, and it's like,
Every day, you have to lick…
Every single day for the rest of your life.
Every time a couple argues in front of us, you think it's contagious.
Everything is looking great.
Everything was so different.
Everything will work out, you know?
Everything.
Everything's wonderful.
Excuse me.
Financially…
Fine, I'll be there at 10:00.
For this new one to do better than that one. [chuckles]
Fuck all this. Let's just get naked and get it poppin'.
Fuck.
Fuck's sake!
Fuck's sake!
Fucking cookies.
Fucking hell.
Get it. [grunts]
Get low.
Get where we at.
Given your medical history,
God damn it, we done been through so much.
God, are we bad people?
God, I know.
God, I'm so sorry. You do not have to deal with this.
God!
Good. What's the number? Tell me.
Got a damn dog on a wall, wearing a mask.
Got it.
Got the laptop there if you wanna use the Internet to… browse.
Gotta get that clean inside.
Granny!
Hand this off.
Happily.
He couldn't do it in the bathroom.
He don't need a whole charcuterie plate.
He just turned two.
He was fine.
He was in this scary looking wheelchair
He would always take the neighborhood kids to the movies.
He'd have a full head of hair, and still be acting.
He's an assistant in the accounting department.
He's not got a weak…
He's strong, tall, handsome, intelligent, kind.
Hell yeah, I still remember that goat.
Hello, darling. How you doing?
Hello?
Hello. [sniffs]
Here we go. And then, we have the blood test after.
Here. Put these back in the fridge, please.
Here's your check. There you go.
Hey, you know what? Let's not do that.
Hey.
Hey. [laughing]
Hey. Hey.
Hey. Uh. Hey.
Hey. You okay?
Hi, Cordelia, you all right?
Hi, Cordelia. You all right?
Hi.
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hopefully, we'll have some good news.
How are we gonna introduce our baby to like, racism and shit?
How are you doing?
How are you, Alicia? You all right?
How are you?
How did you guys meet?
How many eggs did we get?
How much of an idiot that makes me look like?
How old are you in this scenario?
How old is he now?
How serious? Just 'cause I'm, like, a little high.
How you feelin'?
How's your mess?
How's your next book coming along?
How's your own life?
How's, um… How's book two coming?
How's… [in affected voice] Erica?
How's… [in affected voice] Regina?
I ain't gotta hide shit from you.
I am fucking exhausted.
I am fucking in this giant fucking house in the middle of nowhere!
I am not a prop in your success.
I am not in service to you.
I am not your support in failure.
I appreciate you being here…
I appreciate you.
I appreciate you.
I belong to me.
I buy stuff that goes in the trash, too. But I try to buy less, I try to adapt.
I came to pick up my shit and get the fuck out of here,
I can come over, you know.
I can only tell you the options.
I can't afford it. I can barely pay my damn rent.
I can't believe he said yes so quickly.
I can't believe the motherfucker's jerking off on our couch.
I can't do that.
I can't go back out there now and be like,
I can't sleep. You wanna watch that, um, TV show?
I can't stay here, Denise. It's too weird.
I can't take it! It's too spicy. I can't take it, Dad.
I can't. I gotta get the fuck out of here.
I climbed out of that.
I could borrow some money from my mom, get out a loan.
I could spend all that money,
I did what was right for me.
I didn't get a loan. I could've used a loan.
I didn't know you were living with your parents.
I didn't mean to bring our bullshit into your home.
I didn't realize I could be this competitive. [laughing]
I didn't think I'd be working on a second book right now,
I don't appreciate her talking about my vagina like that.
I don't even know if this… was my dream anymore.
I don't even know what that is.
I don't even… I don't wanna make excuses for myself.
I don't fucking know. Look, I just think we should wait…
I don't know how to do that one.
I don't know if I would've gotten there.
I don't know if she wants me anymore.
I don't know what happened. [splutters] I took her strawberry picking,
I don't know where I'll get all my money from to pay for this kid for daycare,
I don't know why. I don't own a Bible.
I don't know why. What are we doing? You know what it is?
I don't know you.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. [sniffles]
I don't know. I feel, like, ten months ago,
I don't know. I guess…
I don't know. I just…
I don't know. I just…
I don't know…
I don't like how you're looking today.
I don't like to see you like this.
I don't really know, like, the relevance of, uh, the breakfast order.
I don't think anybody could do okay with divorce stuff.
I don't wanna do that.
I don't wanna wait for someone else to fulfill the goals I have for myself.
I don't want his hands to be greasy.
I don't want to be free.
I don't want you to say that. I know what you're gonna say.
I don't…
I don't… I can't do that to myself anymore.
I drove down to the hospital at 4:00 in the morning
I feel like a baby bird.
I feel like a… I don't know…
I felt so bad. I felt so bad about it,
I flushed her phone when I found out she was sexting this other chick.
I gave you everything I could.
I got on FaceTime, obviously.
I got something for you, too.
I got to spend two hundred quid every visit.
I gotta do this call real quick. I'll be up soon, okay?
I gotta find all those friends I gave loans to.
I gotta let it go.
I guess you take this, then you put it…
I had to clear out the last of Mama's stuff today.
I had to drag you kicking and screaming.
I hate having to…
I hate it. I hate having to answer to people.
I have savings, but…
I have to. It's my duty.
I haven't touched you for the last few months.
I just came here to get the papers signed.
I just don't know how you did it by yourself.
I just don't know if it should be with you.
I just feel like I should be thinking about having kids,
I just feel like I wasted so much time thinking,
I just feel like you seem so distant.
I just feel so far away from everybody.
I just really wanna focus on that.
I just sometimes worry,
I just tell 'em where I'm at.
I just want him to be comfortable. I want the vibe to be right, you know.
I keep thinking about that first year with Justin.
I kind of got all caught up
I know how to eat MoonPie.
I know I'm always telling you to be strong.
I know my body can do this. Okay?
I know the food is good.
I know we're good.
I know you do. That's what I'm doing it for you.
I know you're at work, but scream anyhow.
I know you're in the valley right now.
I know, man. What's up?
I know! I know.
I know.
I know. I fucked it.
I know. I had that shit flown in from Germany.
I know. I know.
I know. I'm waiting for my boss to come.
I know. It'll have memories on it now.
I know. It's first edition.
I know. Okay. Here we go.
I look lit. I could wear this to bed right now,
I look ridiculous.
I love putting on pajamas before I go to bed.
I love that you don't have to hide anything from me anymore.
I love you, baby.
I love you, too, Ma.
I loved her, man. She was like my granny.
I loved it. I still think it's really beautiful.
I mean, but, like, we can talk about it. I'm just…
I mean, Erica's not too into the outdoors.
I mean, I don't know. The dream has turned into a nightmare…
I mean, it's coming.
I mean, Jesse Jackson,
I mean, speak for yourself. I got shit going on.
I mean, they were sweating while doing the electric slide.
I mean, whatever, yeah, we're just there for couple months.
I never realized… how good I had it.
I put you… before me.
I really want that. [laughing]
I said yes then, I'd say yes now.
I saw him a couple of years ago.
I see the color coordination.
I see you. I see you.
I see you. Yeah, you want that.
I should be married, I should be having a great career.
I started to think I wasn't shit.
I still dream about the damn chicken with the honey butter.
I think so.
I think… I think we're just scared to go back out there
I used to be in a valley.
I wanna have a baby.
I want you to go home and rest,
I want you to say something!
I want you to think about this properly deeply.
I want… I don't wanna wait.
I wanted trucks, or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
I was gonna say, let's wait until the dust settles.
I was just digesting everything.
I was like, "Fuck this. I'm switching to the flip."
I was like, "Ma, are you not paying attention? I'm a lesbian."
I was looking at my life and being like,
I was sittin' in his house…
I wasn't in Baltimore, I was in the city.
I went to go see his dad the other day.
I will write up everything that we've talked about,
I will. [laughs] Yeah. I will.
I won't tell you what antiques to buy.
I work for Dexhart Real Estate.
I worked so hard to get here, and now I'm all alone.
I would not have even been able to get through to you.
I…
I'd be talking to your fucking assistant.
I'll be as quick and as gentle as I can be, okay?
I'll bring you the water.
I'll do the sheep thing for a while.
I'll even do the spiritual shit I read about online, yeah?
I'll get a car when I'm ready.
I'll give you a chair.
I'll give you this tissue to clean up.
I'll just be in the kitchen.
I'll sign the papers. I'll let you go.
I'll talk to you soon, okay?
I'm 34 years old. My ovaries, they're starting to get stale.
I'm a fucking asshole, okay?
I'm a horrible human being,
I'm afraid not. And we should really do this as soon as possible.
I'm all right.
I'm all right. You okay?
I'm counting the follicles now.
I'm done.
I'm Dr. Perkins. Make yourself comfortable.
I'm fine. I'm fine!
I'm fine. Thank you. How are you?
I'm going!
I'm gonna eat right, exercise, do the yoga, the vitamins.
I'm gonna go, uh… to bed.
I'm gonna put a face mask on. You want one?
I'm good, thank you.
I'm happy now.
I'm happy to help in any way that I can.
I'm happy. You know I'm happy.
I'm here however you need me.
I'm here to listen.
I'm just a bit freaked out, to be honest.
I'm just as devastated as you.
I'm just gonna check that it's clear.
I'm just gonna clean you up a little bit, yeah?
I'm just gonna order some food, and we're gonna be good.
I'm just gonna pass the speculum now.
I'm just ingesting the material differently.
I'm just realizing I just might not be able to afford my own child. So…
I'm just scared. I just…
I'm just trying to get a sense of your character,
I'm Lauren. Um, are you Alicia?
I'm lookin' at Erica, man, "Bitch stole my fucking dream."
I'm not being funny, but it just feels like…
I'm not doin' it. 'Cause he don't have nothin' to say.
I'm not in the market for a retail space anymore.
I'm not looking like Dead Presidents with you.
I'm not trying to make excuses
I'm not trying to make you look like an idiot.
I'm okay. How are you?
I'm really sorry. Um…
I'm saying, we ain't been intimate in a minute.
I'm scared I'll have to go back to my old life, working a cubicle job.
I'm scared I'll run out of ideas.
I'm scared this could all go away.
I'm so embarrassed. I'm so sorry.
I'm so glad you're here.
I'm so happy for you, darling.
I'm so happy.
I'm sorry I scared you.
I'm sorry I wasn't there to make you laugh.
I'm sorry, guys. This is not appropriate, and I apologize.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. [sniffles]
I'm sorry. I should have came by to help y'all do that.
I'm sorry. I was traveling.
I'm sorry. It's not good news.
I'm trying to get into interior design.
I'm trying to get the fuck out of here!
I'm very happy.
I'm watching this, um…
I'm… I'm dealing with a lot right now.
I'm… I'm sure you're very uncomfortable. And what's so sad is that we are not.
I've been looking for this.
I've got a down payment on this grandchild,
I've never been in a situation like this before.
If he says no, okay. Whatever.
If he says yes, then we'll just…
If he'd gotten the hair plugs when I told him to,
If I do this, I wanna do it by myself.
If it was me, I would've ordered a pizza and called it a day.
If there's anything I can do, that's what I'm here for.
If we do, then I'm gonna be up watching it till 4:00 a.m.,
If you decide it's too much, I'll support you.
If you had touched me in the last three months.
If you were using an anonymous donor,
If your goal is still the same,
In fact, she once learned how to speak Hungarian
In meeting all these famous people and shit.
In order to confer benefit.
In the safest, most effective, most affordable way.
In the safest, most effective, most affordable way.
In the safest, most effective, most affordable way.
In this relationship, I gave you everything.
In vitro fertilization is your best option.
In…
Inseminate them with the sperm, grow the embryos,
Instead my mom came with a Addy doll.
Is a tough look at American reality,
Is it gonna hurt?
Is that if your book had gone well like you thought it would have,
Is that my divas?
Is that right? Anything whiter is like Lord of the Rings.
Is the patient doing okay?
Is there anything I can do?
Is there not any other day you can do?
Is this a hostage situation? Is that what's happening?
Is this the one?
It doesn't matter what you do in this life.
It doesn't work out.
It hasn't changed.
It is going to work. Why will it not work?
It is mighty cozy, the four of us living in that little house. [chuckles]
It is?
It just doesn't make sense to me.
It just hit me.
It kinda all got… lost, you know?
It means a lot to hear that from you.
It needs a bit of work and stuff,
It sounds like she gonna be family when she grows up.
It starts from now. Like, 34, for the rest of our lives.
It was an ordeal.
It was exhausting, it was expensive.
It was hard, it was definitely hard.
It was like the whole day. I watched your whole wedding.
It was nice. What was his lady saying back there?
It was really odd.
It was so good.
It was weird 'cause when they called me to be like,
It's 'cause I told you we're bad bitches.
It's a driver service for old people.
It's a failure right now, but in the long term it's a success.
It's a fucking fight.
It's a good batch.
It's a lame virus movie he got cut out of.
It's a little girl, she's…
It's a little lower than I was hoping for,
It's a lot for you to go through again.
It's almost been a year.
It's beautiful, right?
It's because you're coming towards the end of your stimulation.
It's called "GoGoGrandpa." Right?
It's called…
It's clear.
It's delicious.
It's embarrassing.
It's fine. It's fine.
It's going to work.
It's going to work.
It's going to work.
It's gonna be okay.
It's hard. [sniffles]
It's just hard.
It's just impossible.
It's just too fragmented,
It's just… I don't know.
It's kind of scary, but…
It's like a five hour drive,
It's like really hard.
It's like somebody comin' up behind you,
It's like the ultimate failure in life.
It's like the world is just, like… [sniffles]
It's like they're going through the realm, I don't know…
It's like we got this dark cloud over us.
It's like, hell wouldn't be as bad if I didn't know what heaven felt like.
It's like, the food we gotta give 'em,
It's like, you have all these relationships,
It's like…
It's looking good, man. I think she was wrong.
It's more complicated than I thought.
It's nice to know what you actually think of me.
It's nice.
It's not easy.
It's not good news.
It's not like "smoke weed and eat candy or raise children," you know.
It's not that big a deal.
It's not that crazy. But, you know, somethin'.
It's not.
It's okay.
It's okay. Me and your aunt Joyce took care of it.
It's pretty life consuming.
It's probably 'cause we finally took our masks off.
It's really good. You should be happy.
It's temporary.
It's too spicy, it's too spicy!
It's true, man.
It's up to you, though, you know?
It's, like, ridiculously expensive. Um…
It's, uh, heaven sent.
Jesus.
Jesus. Oh, my God. It's gonna have our baby's cousins on it.
Jesus. Yo, babe, the food is kickin'.
Jesus. You're talking about hair plugs.
Just admit it.
Just feel like I messed everything up.
Just give me five minutes, please.
Just give me five minutes.
Just gotta… keep searchin' till you find that person
Just let us know when you're done 'cause time is of the essence.
Just like a wall full of pictures.
Just made me not want to… put myself out there again.
Just packing up the house.
Just put that there. How're you feeling?
Just scared it's not gonna end well.
Just so I could send your ass a birthday gift?
Just so that we can see the…
Just that good.
Just to pick stuff from outside and cook it.
Kind of. You know, I'm on NCIS Brooklyn right now
Know what I mean?
Let alone clothes, nappies, and shit like that.
Let me see. Thank you.
Let's do this.
Let's do this. And it's Alicia's second time,
Let's take this one step at a time.
Life is good.
Like I said, this house is over 150 years old.
Like really laughs, she's got the same laugh.
Like the universe is trying to tell me that I'm not meant to have a kid.
Like we on The People's Court or something.
Like what?
Like, every day was like going to war.
Like, how long can we do this?
Like, I can't check the weather. I can't get directions.
Like, I don't know who's comin' over.
Like, I hear you, I feel you, but let's not do that.
Like, I see what it does to people.
Like, I wasn't a New York Times bestselling author.
Like, it's more expensive than I thought.
Like, low key, this is a bit weird, you know?
Like, this one, yeah? Got a knife, like… [clicks tongue]
Like, when we were together, it was really hard.
Like…
Listen, if you wanna do it, I'll support you.
Lola's really into tractors at the minute.
Look at this fabric. Babe, look at this fabric.
Look at this shit here.
Look at you. Ready to be recognized.
Look, all I know is I cannot put her jacket on
Look, I want you to be here, I want you to be alive, so I'm down.

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