The Princess Bride Soundboard Edit

A word, my lady?

After all that Westley did for her...

All right, all right. Let's see.

All right. Come on, help me up.

And Guilder to frame for it. I'm swamped.

And I won't be seeing you again...

And is among the more deadly poisons known to man.

And you cannot track that...

Anybody Want a Peanut? #princess bride #andre the giant #peanut #anybody want a peanut #gah #no more rhymes #i mean it

Are not capable of love is what you mean.

Are we agreed?

As did my description of your beauty

As you know, the concept of the suction pump...

As you wish #as you wish #princess bride #peter falk

As You Wish! Falling #as you wish #yes #princess bride #falling #down a hill #your wish #yep #sure #hassle

As... you... wish!

Beautiful, isn't it?

Because I know something you don't know.

Boo Boo Boo #old hag #heckler #royal reception #the princess bride #booing #jeer #hater #troll #dislike #thumbs down

Boo Rubbish Muck Slime #old hag #heckler #bad dream #insults #the princess bride #jeer #booing #thumbs down #dislike

Buh Bye! #goodbye #wave #see you later #bye #miracle max #princess bride

But that's not the same thing.

But you've also bested my Spaniard...

Clearly, this was all planned by warriors of Guilder.

Cowards Turn and Run #count rugen #inigo montoya #confrontation #the princess bride

Dear God, what is that thing? #hideous #grotesque #gross #monstrous #ugly #repulsive #wtf #princess bride

Death cannot stop true love.

Death first!

Don't even think..

Don't worry. I won't let it go to my head.

Drop your sword

Escort the bride to the honeymoon suite

Every babe that weeps at your approach...

Evil laugh (FML) #evil laugh #devilish #fml #insane laugh #crazy laugh #muahaha #shawn wallace #princess bride

Faithfulness he talked of, madam...

Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?

Fight!

For inspiring the necessary fear.

Get Back Witch! #witch #get back #liar #back off

Get some rest.

Get used to disappointment #disappointment #letdown #failure #dissatisfaction #princess bride

Hardly complimentary, Your Highness.

Have Fun Storming the Castle #miracle max #bye bye boys #attack #the princess bride

Have You The Wing? #ring #wedding band #ceremony #priest #funny lisp #get to the end #the princess bride

He distinctly said, "To bl a a ave."

He's already dead

He's had a hard day

Hello My Name is Inigo Montoya #sword fight #prepare to die #hello #inigo montoya #princess bride #the princess bride

Hey! Hello in there! #anyone home #hello #no response #waiting #ignored #dense #dumb #ghosted #princess bride

His true love is marrying another tonight.

Humiliations Galore #inigo montoya #revenge #the princess bride

Hurry up!

I brought you a special present.

I do not envy the headache you will have when you awake #headache #migraine #hangover #hungover #drunk #hammered #wasted #passed out #princess bride

I don't think that word means what you think it means #princess bride #inconceivable #wrong word #you keep using that word #i do not think it means what you think it means #i dont think that word mean

I Hate Waiting #man in black #waiting #inigo montoya #the princess bride

I have no gate key.

I killed you too quickly the last time...

I mean, what are the three terrors of the Fire Swamp?

I might be bluffing

I ought to be, after twenty years.

I swear it will be done.

I want to see my face shining in it by morning.

I will never doubt again.

I'll be there shortly.

I'll explain, and I'll use small words #break it down #small words #laymans terms #simple words #easy explanation #cliff notes #summary #description #warthog faced buffoon #condescending #princess bri

I'll leave you two pals alone.

I'll say. How do I find the count?

I'm carrying three people, and he got only himself

I'm sucking life.

If Westley wants you, bless you both.

Im swamped #swamped #busy #no time #princess bride

In that case...

Inconceivable #et720 #the princess bride #extraordinary #unbelievable #impossible

Inconceivable #inconceivable #impossible #cant imagine #unbelievable #shawn wallace #princess bride

Inconceivable #inconceivable #incredible #unbelieveable #impossible #the princess bride

Inconceivable!

Inconceivable! #inconceivable #unbelievable #kidding me #unreal #no way #hard to believe #impossible #shawn wallace #princess bride

Into his own goblet..

Isn't that a wonderful beginning?

It Would Take a Miracle #think it will work #bye bye #no hope #the princess bride

It's impossible to find.

Keep your shirt on and let me read.

Left!

Let Me Explain #let me sum up #let me explain #the princess bride

Liar! #liar #deceiver #fibber #perjurer #fabricator #storyteller #dishonest #the princess bride

Look for Loose Change #billy crystal #miracle max #all dead #the princess bride

Look who knows so much #know it all #wise guy #smart aleck #smarty pants #smart ass #miracle max #princess bride

Marriage #wedding ceremony #priest #lisp #dramatic pause #the princess bride

Marriage is What Brings Us Together #priest #wedding cermony #funny lisp #dramatic #the princess bride

Me from my glass and you from yours.

Most Passionate Kiss #kiss #love #passionate kiss #romance #princess bride #vibing

Most Passionate Kiss #wesley #princess buttercup #kiss #romantic #passion #best kiss

Mostly dead #low health #deathly ill #mostly dead #near death #dying #miracle max #princess bride

Move the thing!

Move.

My father took the job.

My regular enforcers will be inadequate

Naturally, not those four.

Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line! #the princess bride #gambling #sicilian #death #blunder #screwed up

Nodding #yes #nod #agree #princess bride

Not when I could save you

Of surpassing beauty and faithfulness.

Oh You Mean This Gate Key #threaten #torture #tear his arms off #fezzik #i dont have it #the princess bride

People begin to disobey you...

People in masks cannot be trusted.

Perhaps... an arrangement can be reached.

Please

Please!

Prepare To Die #prepare to die #princess bride #inigo montoya

Prepare to die.

Probably some local fisherman...

ROUS #rous #rodents of unusual size #dont think they exist #giant rodents #giant rat

So bow down to her if you want! Bow to her!

Somewhere close by is a man who can help us.

Stabbed #stabbed #knifed #wounded #maimed #cut me deep #princess bride

Stay where you are!

Stop saying that! #stop saying that #repetitive #repeating yourself #broken record #belabor #princess bride

Thank you.

That day she was amazed to discover...

That Dream Within a Dream #impressive clergyman #priest #wedding ceremony #the princess bride #lisp

That kind of thing

That the Guilderians have abducted his love

That were rated the most passionate...

That's a Miracle Pill? #inigo montoya #miracle max #chocolate #miracle #pill

The battle of wits has begun

The day of the wedding arrived.

The first time in my life a man has dared insult me #insulted #ridiculed #offended #princess bride

The king still lived.

The king's stinking son fired me.

The man in black makes it now.

The Thieves' Forest is emptied.

Then Love, True Love, Will Follow You Forever #priest singing #wedding ceremony #funny lisp #true love #the princess bride

There will be no survivor!

There's a Spaniard giving us some trouble.

Things that don't exist #rodents #exist #imagination

This old man said man and wife.

To blave #bluff #blave #lie #fake #deceive #card games #poker face #princess bride

To have her murdered on our engagement day...

To the pain.

Today I'm going to read it to you.

True love is the greatest thing in the world #true love #romance #blt #princess bride

Two, the lightning sand

Unless the enemy has studied Agrippa.

Veer left!

Wait till I get going!

We are men of action.

Well, you see...

What Have I Done? #princess bride #what have i done #fall #buttercup #princess

What is it? What's the matter?

What you do not smell is called iocane powder.

What?

What? Where?

When Buttercup got the news that Westley was murdered...

When the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe.

Which means you must have studied..

Who are you? #who are you #identity #mystery man #unknown #princess bride #dont know you #stranger #who is this #whos texting #who dis #wrong number #random number #john doe #inigo montoya

Whoever he is, he's obviously seen us with the princess..

Why are you wearing a mask?

Why are you wearing a mask? #mask #terribly comfortable #i think everyone will be wearing them in the future #wearing masks

Why? You can't even lift one

Will you promise not to hurt this man?

Won't that be nice?

You Don't Happen to Have 6 Fingers #man in black #inigo montoya #six fingered man #sword fight #the princess bride

You don't seem excited, my little muffin.

You keep using that word #misuse #you keep using that word #not what it means #wrong word #princess bride #bad english #grammar #definition #dictionary #improper use

You killed my father, prepare to die! #killed my father #prepare to die #inigo montoya #sword fight #fencing #princess bride

You Seem a Decent Fellow, I Hate to Kill You #inigo montoya #man in black #princess bride #swordfight #killing #the princess bride

You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.

You should bless me for destroying him...

You think your dearest love will save you?

You're that smart?

You're very funny, Highness.

You've got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance #payback #retaliate #vengeance #revenge #retribution #bitter #butthurt #princess bride

Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.

Your Westley is dead.

Is everybody out? Almost.

Where was I? Australia.

"His name was Westley, but she never called him that."

"please, I need to live."