The Princess Diaries (2001) Edit

A man like me. Each ring is...

A picture's worth a thousand words.

Aah!

About how life could be, how he could be.

About what? Hm? How you broke my brother's heart?

Accompanied by an adult whose license expired 45 years ago.

After abdicating my role as Princess of Genovia.

Ah ha! You made it.

Ah, of course. Where is the beautiful girl?

Ah. Always prompt.

All my love, your father.

All right, closing.

All right, here we go. Spin out and spin into me.

All right. I will think about it and let you know soon.

All the way, Mia.

All we keep hearing is "no comment." Do you have a comment?

Also for their cheese.

Amelia, circle slowly, so I can evaluate the work to be done.

Amelia, courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment

Amelia, have you ever heard of Edward Christof Philippe Gérard Renaldi?

Amelia, I had other expectations, also.

Amelia, in a matter of weeks we have an annual ball.

Amelia, Princess of Genovia.

Amelia, why don't we cancel lessons for today and just have some fun.

Amelia! Come back here.

Amelia! Does your bad posture affect your hearing?

And all the people of this small, but proud, country.

And always telling me what to do.

And do you want another reason? I don't want to be a princess.

And I am Queen Clarisse Renaldi.

And I couldn't bear to disappoint you again.

And I have the French Consulate's assistant on hold.

And I hope you come.

And I just... I can't do it.

And I never want to see those shoes again.

And I'd be free to live my life with you.

And I'm good at it.

And I'm inviting you.

And I'm really sorry I did.

And I'm sure she has a good excuse.

And if it were a hearse, there would be silence in the backseat.

And in five minutes you find out you're a princess.

And is wearing a sweatshirt, jeans and Docs.

And Joseph is watching nearby, as usual.

And just because I'm royal doesn't mean I'm different.

And listen to your band play then.

And my mom traded two paintings to get me a 1966 Mustang.

And my mother helped me

And my parents think I need an attitude adjustment.

And now it's time again for your favorite talk show host,

And show her your security plans for Amelia's safety?

And so, you wave to them and acknowledge them gracefully.

And that was my great grandmother's.

And that's enough pear juggling.

And that's their princess.

And the Genovian pear juggler.

And the spear went right through the suckling pig.

And then you press the button and, um...

And throw it back to the pitcher. Come on.

And we know what's on your mind, how are you gonna find that summer love?

And we need new pillows for the Prime Minister's wife.

And we will accept the challenge of helping you become the princess you are.

And welcome to my cable show, Shut Up and Listen.

And will continue painting without the balloons.

And you have two pictures.

And you look so...

And your face will be on a postage stamp.

And, indeed, it is the queen of hearts.

Anyway, I'll go talk to your debate teacher...

Anyway, I'll see you guys later. I gotta be somewhere.

Anyway... Saturday night's the big beach party.

Are you hungry or thirsty?

Are you nervous about the beach party?

Are you OK?

Are you really sure you can run a country?

Are you taking the Princess home?

Arthur Washington, and I dub thee...

As a matter of fact,

As he crossed to the open window and looked out at the bay.

At our, can you believe it, palace.

At the ball, you know.

At the Genovian Independence Ball.

At the Grand Ball, you enter with the Queen,

Baby, please. Come on.

Back up, let's go, the Princess is late for school.

Back up, let's go, the Princess is late for school.

Be fair, they were beautiful presents.

Because he met a lovely artist who showed him wonderful things

Because I broke up with her because of it.

Because you ignored me for 15 years and you lied to me.

Because you were Miss Popular and I thought I was losing my best friend,

Before beginning my royal duties.

Before I... shoot, I have something I want to give you.

Besides, look how far you've come. I'll be right there with you.

Better. It's coming along.

Better. Much better.

Between the courses to cleanse the palate.

Between who you think you are and who you can be.

Big hit. I wrote a character just like you once, he was a spy.

Biologically, yes, but you never met the man.

Bruce Macintosh of San Leandro.

Bruce Macintosh, masters of the Order of the Rose.

Bull's eye.

But at the State Dinner, you enter unaccompanied.

But enough etiquette for the day.

But he had a decision to make. Nobody could make it for him.

But hidden beneath bushman eyebrows.

But I don't think I'm meant to do this.

But I want not one word of this until that evening, is that understood?

But I want you to be.

But I'm still gonna go to school, and...

But it's so much more than that. It's a real job.

But not for money. Paolo hates money, he spits on money.

But now...

But Philippe and I made the decision to divorce on our own.

But see, it's...

But the promise of tomorrow hung in the air.

But then I thought...

But then I wondered how I'd feel

But they're not satisfied with that.

But what started out as innocent fun,

But what will I wear?

But when your father died, things changed, Mia.

But you are the legal heir, the only heir to the Genovian throne

But you really didn't need to know that.

But you, wow.

But you? You will never stop being a jerk.

But?

By simply trying.

By telling me it was OK and by supporting me,

By the way, your hair, magnificent. Next time we go lighter.

Bye.

Can I borrow a comb?

Can I have some shoes and chalk, please?

Can I just talk to you for a minute?

Can I talk to you for a minute, please?

Can you autograph your picture for me? Josh did.

Can you please pretend you have a life for just one moment?

Can you see me walking one step behind someone for the rest of my life?

Casual... Casual...

Charlotte, I think it's time for tea.

Charlotte, watch him like a hawk.

Charlotte, would you go and check on tea in the garden?

Class has begun and I have a little surprise for you.

Class has begun.

Come here, Mia.

Come on, Mia. Fess up.

Come on, Mia. Let's get inside.

Come on, remember it's only a game.

Come on, you can do it. Keep your eye on the ball.

Come on. It's a ball, not a snake. Back in formation.

Complexion. Stop!

Congratulations, you got your wish. I'm not gonna be a princess.

Could not make him forget the love he felt for his country and its people.

Cover the tuba.

Cute, Jeremiah, but a way to a girl's heart

Despite threats of rain, the turn out includes the mayor of San Francisco

Did I miss something? Are we going to a wedding?

Did it ever occur to you that if you dated one of my teachers,

Did Lilly tell you that I called? Because, um, I called.

Didn't you hear the bell?

Dinner is served.

Direct from Grove High School, the lovely Lilly.

Do people just fawn over you?

Do we have any news on the von Troken matter?

Do you know how hard it is to have a show and keep a secret?

Do you realize how rare a find that is south of Market Street?

Do you really think wearing that hat

Do you think, maybe, considering my history with the press,

Do you want the check now? I have the last payment.

Do you want to be in the front?

Does anybody have a saber?

Doesn't anyone respect royalty anymore?

Don't do that. OK? Just...

Don't follow the letter of the law.

Don't look at the people.

Don't take your eyes off it, and speak loudly.

Don't worry about me.

Don't worry, I'm just gonna wear my blue suit.

Down here!

Duh.

Earlier this evening,

Ears...

Easy on the schnapps, remember the Winter Dinner.

Edward Christof Philippe Gérard Renaldi...

Entering.

Even though it didn't work out between us,

Eventually you'll learn to sit and eat properly without it.

Everybody wants to take your picture, and be your best friend.

Everybody, that is, except Fat Louie, he's totally adapted to being a royal.

Everybody's got pre coronation jitters, including me.

Exactly. You're not just Amelia Thermopolis,

Except for your beach friends.

Except once about 15 years ago.

Excuse me, the Genovian press secretary is waiting for your call.

Excuse me. Hi. Who are you all waiting for?

Excuse me. I don't have a family with either one of you,

Eyes, lovely.

Families don't do stuff like that to one another, OK?

Fat Louie... you are so lucky you don't know who your parents are.

Fine. Good night, sweetheart.

Focus.

Fondly known as Bartholomew. Actually, we call him Pookie.

For the time being, yes. The child needs protection.

For the way I spoke to you about the beach incident.

For your potpourri of prestidigitations for the past hour.

Foul ball. OK, it's all right. You got a piece of it.

Free of emotional complications.

Friends tell. So, you know what? Here is your friendship charm.

Frizzy, busy, dizzy... in the best sense.

From now on, you'll be traveling the road

Fun? You're not too busy for something like that?

Genovia has a new princess.

Genovia will cease to exist as we know it.

Genovian pears. We're famous for them.

Genovians are famous for their impeccable taste in art.

Get off the grass!

Get off the grass!

Get your tiara ready.

Given time, I think you'll find the palace a pleasant place to live.

Go away. Get off. Go away and leave me alone.

Go into a parent teacher conference and come out with a date?

Go, you're doing good.

Go. It's going, it's going. Go, go, go.

Going down.

Going up.

Good evening. I apologize for the delay...

Good morning.

Good night, Louie.

Good.

Good. A diplomatic answer.

Good. For a second I thought you were going A Crowd on me.

Good. Get in.

Goodbye.

Grandma, but you had it all ready. How'd you know I'd be here?

Grandma?

Grandma? Is it customary in Genovia to imprison your dinner guests

Grandma's so glad to be going home.

Gretchen! Helga! [Speaks foreign language]

Grove controls our minds with what they teach us,

Haaaa...

Hairstyle.

Happy birthday, my Mia.

Have you ever experienced that instant headache

He fixes cars, plays guitar and he can sing.

He is not a Backstreet Boy clone, he's a sailor.

He seriously considered renouncing his title.

He wants to confirm tonight's dinner.

He was so full of joie de vivre, always laughing and smiling.

He was the Crown Prince of Genovia.

He's such a nice man, a real gentleman,

Helen just arrived and said Mia was waiting for you.

Helen, if Amelia refuses to accept the throne,

Hello, Amelia.

Hello, folks.

Hello, I'm Mia.

Hello, princess! You're the most popular girl in school,

Her decision tonight will affect the queen, the court,

Her foot would just kind of pop.

Her friends didn't help, either. Anna, Falana, Banana, Bandana...

Her Majesty, Queen Clarisse, and her Royal Highness,

Her Majesty, Queen Clarisse.

Here it is.

Here to tell us all about it, please welcome Lana and the Lanettes.

Here you go. It's already paid for.

Here you go. It's nice.

Here. Paolo here to save the day.

Here's your tea, your Majesty. I'm sorry we don't have finer china.

Hey, it's Mia Thermopo lips.

Hey, Joe? Can you park a block away from school?

Hey, Joe. I'm gonna turn the backseat into a dressing room

Hey, Princess, give us a smile.

Hey.

Hey. Hi.

Hey. Oh.

Hey. Relax. Breathe.

Hi, Josh.

Hi, Louie, come on.

Hi.

Hi. [chuckles nervously]

His brother Pierre, wanted to abdicate

Hit him again.

Hm?

Horseback riding, wall climbing type girl.

How 'bout getting on your royal carriage and getting us out of here?

How can I tell if I can even do the job?

How did they find me here?

How jerky you thought my being a princess was.

How lame is that when there are seven billion other people on the planet.

How many stupid times a day I use the word "I."

However, you desperately need some instruction.

I also came to apologize

I also want you to know,

I am invisible and I am wet.

I am so sick of you ragging on me all the time

I am so sorry.

I am sorry.

I beg your pardon? Shut up?

I came up here to tell you I'm sorry.

I can give you books.

I can teach you to walk, talk, sit, stand, eat, dress like a princess.

I can't believe you hung me up, after all I did for you.

I can't do anything right anymore, can I?

I can't wait until she's 18.

I can't, this is a royal secret. You can't tell anyone, not even Michael.

I couldn't get Joseph on the cell phone, too much static from the storm.

I didn't do it for you. Doc lets my band practice.

I didn't mean it. The green monster of jealousy came out

I didn't mean to. Can I help you?

I do believe I'm beginning to feel that corn dog.

I don't have any sisters, but I do have a cat, Fat Louie.

I don't know what else there is to say.

I don't know what happened. I was sitting there, working on my speech.

I don't know where you are these days, and now you're an A Crowd wannabe?

I don't know, he is now.

I don't make speeches and I'm not Clarisse Renaldi.

I don't need it from you.

I don't think anybody should be an exception to that rule, do you?

I don't want to cause a riot with this hearse.

I don't want to run my own country. I just want to pass tenth grade.

I doubt it.

I forgot to call you and tell you I couldn't make it.

I get enough of that from my mother and now my grandmother.

I go to Grove High School.

I gotta go see your brother about my baby.

I gotta go. Get up! What are you doing?

I guess he was one all along.

I guess she's just trying to be nice to get me to like her.

I guess you're trying to bring it back?

I had every intention of giving up my claim to the throne.

I hate it when they move in like that.

I hate phony publicity seekers.

I have a music class. Out.

I have an announcement to make.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

I have them, but I don't like to wear them.

I have this favorite photo of Philippe.

I hear they're serving filet on the bone.

I hope you didn't order your stationary yet.

I hope you get your first real foot popping kiss.

I hope you'll forgive me.

I just consider myself royally flushed.

I just deliver them.

I just found out that my cable show only reaches 12 people.

I just hope that if he kisses me, um... my foot pops.

I kept your royal secret.

I knocked over a suit of armor

I know it's a little straighter and shorter.

I know it's the fastest way back to the consulate, but I hate this hill.

I know you're still mad at me for blowing you off,

I know, I know, but after all, he was my dad.

I know. I know. I mean...

I love that sound.

I love your eyebrows. We'll call them Frida and Kahlo.

I loved your mother very much and still think of her often.

I mean, please, we met in college.

I mean...

I need you to formally renounce your title for the press.

I outed you, so to speak. I don't mean to imply...

I pass it on to you, as my father passed it on to me.

I present you with this diary to fill the pages with your special thoughts.

I promised I'd let my mom drive me.

I really don't want to talk about this at the moment.

I really embarrassed the family, didn't I?

I really want you to be the one I share it with.

I recognize the same spirit in you as someone else I know.

I recognize the same spirit in you as someone else I know.

I refuse to move to, and rule, a country,

I remember.

I return to Genovia the day after tomorrow.

I see.

I speak for the entire Genovian parliament and the royal family.

I suppose I could donate something to this vehicle.

I suppose I won't come to the ball, then.

I think Grove should dump the uniforms and have casual dress all year round.

I think it looks really sweet, Mia.

I think it'd be cool if we went together.

I think perhaps we'd better get you dried off now.

I think you're making a wise decision to abstain from the job.

I think, um...

I thought he was never nice to you.

I thought you'd get scared.

I told you, I need an attitude adjustment.

I told you. I'm meeting my grandmother after school.

I wanted you to have it before we leave.

I was critical of the person who could become the next ruler of my country.

I was Mia Thermopolis.

I was rather fond of it. I'm hoping you will be, too.

I was watching you earlier and, um... you're way tense.

I was young. I wanted to paint.

I was... I am hoping

I will and last, but not least, driving without a license.

I will tell you the truth, but you're gonna think it's stupid and freak.

I wonder, would you give us a moment alone?

I would be proud to have

I would be so afraid that I would disappoint the people of Genovia,

I would like to announce that my granddaughter has arrived.

I would like to bestow upon you the honor of the, um...

I would like to propose a toast,

I would personally like to learn about Voltaire.

I would say that. We do everything together.

I'll keep this safe. I will take good care of it.

I'm a synchronized swimming, yoga doing, um,

I'm afraid I'm going to have to leave, come back and be surprised.

I'm being shown San Francisco by a true San Franciscan.

I'm Charlotte, from the Genovian Attache Corps.

I'm going to buy you another charm for your charm bracelet. OK? OK.

I'm going to try to make it up to you.

I'm gonna be 16 this year,

I'm gonna let this one go, Mia.

I'm gonna take the bus with the other kids.

I'm head of your security and you want me to be a chauffeur and babysitter?

I'm here for a meeting with my grandmother.

I'm late for a meeting with Spain and Portugal.

I'm Lilly Moscovitz for Shut Up and Listen.

I'm meeting with the press in an hour to do damage control.

I'm not allowed to go to the party.

I'm not an idiot. I know something's going on you're not telling me.

I'm not so afraid anymore.

I'm not sure of anything right now.

I'm outta here.

I'm ready for you this time.

I'm really no good at speech making.

I'm really the same person. Yes, I'll have to live in Genovia a bit,

I'm really... I...

I'm royal by marriage. You are royal by blood.

I'm saying as a grandmother,

I'm scared.

I'm sorry I missed your cable show, and I'm just really sorry.

I'm sorry I missed your cable show, and I'm just really sorry.

I'm sorry, I can't talk. I've got to get my clothes.

I'm sorry, ma'am. I must pick up the Prime Minister. Excuse me.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I didn't see you. I was thinking...

I'm still going to the Genovian Independence Day Ball

I'm still waiting for normal body parts to arrive.

I'm taking it off and it's going in the dirt.

I'm wearing this great dress I can't breathe in.

I've been spending every spare moment in it I can.

I've been thinking about it a great deal.

I've been trying to tell you, officer. Licenses don't expire in Genovia.

I've got a grandma thing. I'll call you, OK? Bye.

I've made a list of all the reasons for you not to be a princess.

I've never put on pantyhose, but it sounds dangerous.

I've never ridden in a limo, he admitted bitterly to himself

If Brooke Shields married Groucho Marx, their child would have your eyebrows.

If I cared about the other seven billion out there, instead of just me,

If I have to.

If I may say so, that did not go very well.

If it's officers and transportation engineers

If she's not here in ten minutes, I'll make the announcement.

If there are no more passengers, I think we should close the door.

If we secretly divorced, he would be able to find a woman

If you do, how do you know if it's true?

If you have any problems, Doc said to call.

If you open the locket I gave you, it becomes the key.

In my wildest dreams, I never expected this to happen,

In Paolo's hands, remember, you will be beautiful.

Is gonna keep people from seeing your new Lana do?

Is it true if the teenager refuses the princesship,

Is one of your magic tricks your hair?

Is this punishment for driving

Is this the way a princess should act?

It could be fun.

It seems I have no option.

It sounded really good. Ned is really wailing.

It stopped raining.

It was found among his possessions.

It was judgmental of me. I didn't pause to verify the facts.

It was really bad.

It was the hardest thing he ever had to do.

It would give the other kids license to mock me for the rest of my life?

It's a present for your 16th birthday, from your father.

It's fine. They can't get us in here.

It's Hermès. The scarf is merely a training tool.

It's just that Patrick... Mr. O'Connell,

It's locked.

It's not a championship game, it's not even a big game, it's just gym class.

It's not a sensible car for anyone. It doesn't run.

It's not appropriate for royalty to jingle.

It's not my ball, it's Genovia's Annual Independence Day Ball.

It's OK, just focus.

It's slow pitch, you can catch it on a bounce. Don't worry about it.

It's the Genovian Crest. It was mine when I was young.

Jeremiah and Mia.

Jeremiah Hart, to entertain us with some sleight of hand.

Joe!

Joey? [chuckles]

Joseph, can we 86 the flags, please?

Joseph.

Josh Bryant.

Just a nice card and gift on your birthday for 15 years.

Just because a couple of insects hit the windshield, would you?

Just because the student population might be morally bankrupt

Just because you don't want to be our princess, doesn't mean you're in exile.

Just because your hair sucks, get off mine.

Just block one, Mia, just block one!

Just call him and tell him I want to be a mime.

Just call him and tell him I want to be a mime.

Just go see her tomorrow, please?

Just in case I'm not enough of a freak already, let's add a tiara.

Just make yourself comfortable.

Just normal kind, like, um...

Just not this one.

Just remember, when you make your speech,

Later on in my show I will be joined by our very own Princess Mia,

Let's get another one.

Let's go.

Let's have the third group try "Catch a Falling."

Lights in the trees.

Like the fancy dinner coming up. She thinks you're ready.

Lilly and Michael are planning to spend their summer vacation

Lilly, Lilly, um,

Lilly?

Lilly's friend.

Listen, my friends and I were wondering

Living with a mother who lied to me for 15 years scares me.

Look out, she's gonna hurl.

Look what we have, the perfect nerd couple.

Looks like Rupert's cousin from Liechtenstein.

Lord Fricker, let me take your brandy glass.

Louie?

Majesty, Paolo is exhausted.

Majesty. It was I who told the press.

Make people listen. How many teenagers have that power?

Manners matter.

Marry the prince, always look pretty and live happily ever after.

Mauve.

Mauve.

May I point out that, no matter how many times you push it,

May you always be Baron.

Maybe it's string cheese.

Maybe you could sneak gently through.

Me? A... A princess?

Me.

Mia is also the only grandchild of Queen Clarisse Renaldi.

Mia is the daughter of local eclectic artist, Helen Thermopolis.

Mia promises neither to accept nor reject

Mia promises to attend princess lessons until your ball.

Mia promises to attend princess lessons until your ball.

Mia, Mr. O'Connell is not married, he's not living with anyone,

Mia, she's your father's mother.

Mia, you're such a freak.

Mia?

Mia.

Michael, don't always think you can get a ride with us...

Michael, hi, um, how are you?

Michael.

Miss Thermopolis...

Mm hm.

Mm hm. Mm hm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mom is, of course, moving to Genovia with me

Mom, I am never going to be a good public speaker,

Mom, I don't know who told on me.

Most kids hope for a car for their 16th birthday, not a country.

Mrs. Gupta, did you see what she did to me?

My dad wants to take me to dinner tonight, just the two of us.

My father helped me.

My foot didn't even pop.

My hand eye coordination is zero.

My information tells me that boy was using her.

My mom always told me I couldn't cry and to be a big girl.

My mom said you wanted to talk to me about something... shoot.

My neighbor, but you wouldn't want to meet him.

My parents did this in the '60s.

My portfolio's increased by 30 percent since last quarter...

Nevertheless, you are the Princess.

No bobbing of the head, please. It's not a doggy on a dashboard.

No interviews until later in the evening.

No longer does Mia stand for missing in action,

No one can quit being who they are, not even a princess.

No, actually I'm kind of excited. I think I might get my first real kiss.

No, actually, I mean you give me one.

No, I don't need a moment. I'm here.

No, I mean... You're an athletic girl.

No, I'm not, Your Majesty.

No, it's my foot, it's caught in a volleyball net and I...

No, Lana. Mia, I'm sorry, but hats are against the dress code.

No, ma'am.

No, school. This is the surprise ride.

No, slowly turn.

No, stay.

No.

No.

No.

No. No, 'cause if he's really a prince, then I'm...

No. Princesses never cross their legs in public.

No. The flags allow me to park anywhere.

Normally, I get so nervous that I faint

Not at Brownies, not at Campfire Girls...

Not for the Queen. Don't I have diplomatic immunity?

Not more, just different.

Not quite so big, it's very exhausting after awhile.

Not to put too fine a point on it, yes, you did.

Now can you both live with that?

Now we'll hear the rebuttal from Mia Thermopolis,

Now you do.

Now you have really got the wrong girl. I never lead anybody.

Now, Genovia does a lot of trade with Spain,

Now, if you'll excuse me,

Now, if you'll sit down, she'll be with you in a moment.

Now, Mia, I know you don't want to go all the way downtown, but...

Number one, no privacy.

Number two, you always have to look just right.

Obviously, Princess Mia has a problem appearing here tonight.

Of course you should come. You're still family.

Of course, pizza's a given.

Of the Save the Sea Otter Movement.

Off the wall, please. Jeremiah, off the wall.

Oh yeah?

Oh, are you guys playing?

Oh, but you most certainly are.

Oh, come on.

Oh, hello. May I say...

Oh, I would like if your ladies would also sign

Oh, Mr. O'Connell.

Oh, my dear.

Oh, no, honey, I'm sorry. I was in a very important meeting.

Oh, no. Are you two waiting to take me on a talk show

Oh, oh. Oops.

Oh, OK. Is there something else about me and my life

Oh, this is a nightmare. I'm going back to bed.

Oh, uh, it's open, come on in.

Oh, um...

Oh, um... [stammers]

Oh, um... [stammers] You think it looks that bad?

Oh, well...

Oh, yay!

Oh, yeah... [chuckling]

Oh, yes.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Perfect.

Oh! That would be very helpful. Thank you. Come along, Mia.

Oh! This one's my favorite. You put a quarter in and grab his hand.

Oh! Wow.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Please come to the front door.

Oh. Yeah. They're so rude.

Ohh.

Ohh. Who from?

Ohh... I want one of these.

Ohh... I want one of these.

Oi. Who destroyed you?

OK, but let's take the limo tomorrow, these hills are killing me.

OK, everybody settle down now. Quiz time, OK?

OK, I'm gonna go change now.

OK, Josh, later. Down boy, you've made your point.

OK, Lilly. OK.

OK, now.

OK, OK. It's fine.

OK, OK. It's fine.

OK, so now we've all heard from Josh Bryant for the affirmative.

OK, what is so wow?

OK, you know what?

OK.

OK.

OK.

OK. All right. I win, band practice is over.

One last question. Now that you're "out,"

Only Paolo can take this and this,

Ooh!

Ooh.

Ooh. "I'll do some labor free."

Or even two,

Or if I wanted to wear them.

Or run away or, um, sometimes even get sick.

Order me a pizza, huh? Pepperoni.

Ouch, thank you.

Our diligent Prime Minister, Sebastian Motaz.

Ow.

Pardon me, I have to go get the band ready.

People think princesses are supposed to wear tiaras,

Philippe knew that my first born,

Philippe was ready to be king.

Pick a spot on the back wall,

Pick up one of these. Make yourself useful. Spray everything.

Piranhas, all of you. Back off!

Please stop rearranging the tables on the lawn.

Please, just come down from there.

Please, make yourself comfortable.

Please, sit.

Plus he's not pierced, tattooed or hair plugged.

Plus, surprise, we got the new parts for your 'stang.

Polite but vague.

Pop quiz, French Revolution.

Press passes, thank you.

Princess of Genovia.

Princess of Genovia.

Pull away.

Queen Clarisse, my expectation in life is to be invisible

Really?

Really? Who?

Rehearsing some new things. We got two new songs.

Remember the Fabergé merry go round? That was nice.

Remember to watch Grove High School's TV cable show Saturday night,

Reminds me of my first royal dinner party.

Rule? Oh, no. Oh, no. No, no, no.

See ya on the waves.

See you tomorrow.

See, if I were Princess of Genovia,

Send it out for dry cleaning.

Send my apologies. Cancel everything today.

Settle down, this is a debate.

Seven times I called.

Shall we adjourn to the Grand Ball for coffee?

Shall we practice entering like a princess?

Shall we? What kind of dancing do you do?

Shazaam!

She has never been normal, she was born royal.

She is gorgeous.

She said your father hoped that you two would meet someday.

She showed great respect and gracefully accepted your criticism.

She wants to drive me to my first ball or something.

She went that way, then that way, two minutes ago.

She's allergic to goosefeathers.

She's going to run.

She's gonna get here.

She's in town, she wants to have tea.

She's my sister's best friend.

She's only 15. But today she acted beyond her years.

She's styling a wet, sort of grunge look hairdo,

She's wearing that dorky hat again.

Should you be going to get Princess Mia?

Shoulders back...

Shut up!

Shut up!

Shut up! Shut up!

Since your father died, you are the natural heir to the throne.

Slowly, thank you. Well, carriage, obviously.

So I got angry, upset and hurt.

So the future of your country is in the hands of my 15 year old?

So we begin, Principessa.

So we don't schlump like this.

So what's the diagnosis for my baby?

So you can speak and barf at the same time?

So you would have a chance of a normal childhood.

So, I was stuck with Happy Houdini

So, this morning when I woke up,

So, um, I hope what Lana said on TV didn't freak you out too much.

So, um...

So... can't I tell everyone I simply quit?

So... Did my father always want to be a prince?

Some moms help their kids with homework, you do this.

Somebody sat on me again.