BoJack Horseman - Season 3 Edit

A billion stars?

A bunch of girls used to hang out.

A daring battle cry from the self appointed New Voice of Choice.

A glass of ice water perhaps?

A lot of girls like her come through here. Sweet, vulnerable.

A lot of people are mighty steamed,

A lot of these fancy kids' fancy parents are Oscar voters.

A lot of these rooms have faulty beds.

A miniature cupcake gun,

A more elegant solution might involve an ownership position in the company.

A movie, during the day? Dare I?

A part like that would really underline

A punch line to a joke from the roast of January Jones.

A real Jill Pill jail fail killer whale caper.

A sex mommy who keeps her boundaries, is that too much to ask?

A Spaghetti Strainer That's Also A Hat: The TV Show.

A spaghetti strainer that's also a hat?

A streetwise but soulful teen needed somewhere to live

A system is a formulated method or plan of procedure.

A thing that happened that happens no longer,

Aah!

About a pig who goes to circus school?

About four people who had nobody,

About four people who had nobody,

About how sad you are,

About how when you know, you know.

About six months back, he disappeared,

About that thing you're talking about.

About the Armenian genocide.

About the commodification of sexuality in today's society.

About the further adventures of a carb faced nobody?

About the new customer base.

About watching a person be herself.

Absolutely... not.

Across the just and unjust of the outdoor seating area

Actress and pop star Sarah Lynn is dead at 31.

Actually, can we make a couple stops?

Actually, Emily and I came up with it together.

Actually, I've been tracking you all night.

Actually, make it tres. And whatever the lady wants.

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After I almost drowned, I decided I would never again be weaker than water.

After our first "first choice" got hit by a bus.

After our show got canceled, he went there for six months.

After The BoJack Horseman Show fell apart, I got depressed a long time.

Again, a human. I like where you're going with this.

Again, for those just joining us,

Agreed. A wonderful, sexy mistake for you and a regular mistake for me.

Ah, smell that Labrador Peninsula air. Keep an eye out for my brother.

Ah, the famous Snatch Batch.

Ah. Because there is a restaurant critic here tonight.

Ahh! Cool, I'm just gonna get one or two more drinks

Alexi Brosefino wants you to party with the Snatch Batch?

Alexi, did you hear back from that piece you texted?

All about the exciting projects I'm lining up for you.

All my life that's all I've ever done. What's it gotten me?

All night, I'd be hanging out with you,

All our issues conveniently settled in 22 hilarious minutes.

All over my important movie star clothes.

All right, buddy, just as soon as I listen to these other 96 messages.

All right, I'll see you later.

All right, new publicist. What do you got for me?

All right, Pink Lady, think.

All right, then it's agreed.

All right, we've established that you ruined her.

All right! Next episode.

All right? It's you.

All right.

All right. You clearly have everything under control.

All the magic of Hollywoo wrapped up in one exciting night.

All the pictures of me, they looked backwards.

All these years I carried you, when no one wanted to work with you.

All this time I thought you forgot about me.

All this time, I thought you believed in me.

All those perky, well adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows?

All those things would happen to you every day.

All you do is tell me I'm a terrible person.

All you're doing is promising you'll one day break their hearts.

Also available to men?

Also, before your procedure,

Also, what's with the pizza by the slice thing?

Also, you took a shit ton of gush.

Although I am trying to branch into more serious roles.

Although, there is one thing I should probably mention.

Am I doing drugs wrong?

Am I doomed? Are you doomed? Are we all doomed?

Am I the faulty bike tire pump I had in seventh grade?

Am I watching to see if the whole thing has happened to me?

Am I wrong?

America, get your uteruses turnt,

An agent helps a client find jobs,

An elementary school all inclusive non denominational winter day pageant.

An Emily VanCamp live chat talkback on Snapchat.

An Officer Meow Meow Fuzzyface Mystery."

An Oscar won't make you happy forever, it won't solve all your problems.

Ana, please. This is BoJack, by the way. Horseman.

Ana, this is the fourth time I've called.

Ana?

Ana?

Ana...

And "U," and another "U,"

And a leaky feeling ceiling leads to a flood of blood.

And a really safe space for men to look at women...

And again, I say, sure.

And all my friends thinking I'm annoying,

And all the hot stars came out to sizzle

And all the pain came rushing back to her.

And all we're saying is "Pshew pshew pow."

And all your life, people told you that you were wrong,

And as much as he loves you, he's never gonna get it?

And asked if he could touch my hair.

And besides, are you even really into girls?

And BoJack Horseman for Secretariat.

And BoJack Horseman for Secretariat.

And Brad had a boner for the whole episode?

And BuzzFeed just posted a list of top 15 celebrities

And by "action," I mean talking about these 24 categories

And cocaine. And private jets. And screaming at each other.

And come up with some TV ideas and make us all billionaires?

And contributes to a cheap and damaging culture of sexist commodification

And control your mouth like a Muppet if it would win you an Oscar.

And creates what some of our more homely employees

And didn't just keep my money.

And disgusting all at once. I remember it fondly. And horribly.

And don't harass the passenger.

And drink their alcohol.

And even though they are drugs,

And every network would love to air your next project.

And everyone starts to look at their phones and look at me,

And everyone was just standing around like, "Well, this was bound to happen,"

And extend my personal brand as a real down to earth chica

And feel like they're tiny holes in the sky,

And felt like their food was a little too "on fire".

And first, I tried to sleep with the mom, but she said no.

And found out he was gonna be Iron Man.

And fugitive from the law Margo Martindale has been living in your boat?

And get to the part where you're stealing General Lee's plutonium

And getting in fights with my husband,

And give it to that skunk for starting this whole darn thing.

And give your little speech, and then you're gonna go home.

And has come to terms with not having children.

And has come to terms with not having children.

And he doesn't even know someone else is pulling his strings.

And here's your check. That's all this needed to be.

And I can't sell it any better than that.

And I can't tell you how great it feels to finally be doing

And I don't always know how to tell you that. But drugs help.

And I don't even need the money.

And I don't know if I've got the pep in my step

And I don't know why you won't just give us a chance to be broken together.

And I don't like being around you, because I feel bad.

And I don't think that I can work in this house.

And I end up feeling like a huge nerd over again.

And I found it. Bam!

And I had to come today.

And I have nobody in my life who's better off for having known me.

And I know this thing works better if we keep a little distance.

And I like this.

And I love you. And I need you.

And I never felt more miserable.

And I only kiss her. [laughs]

And I realized people don't change because they want to change.

And I think it's gonna make you feel a lot better.

And I think New Year's is going to be even bigger.

And I think you got a real smart mouth.

And I thought there was something beautiful about that.

And I turned out perfect.