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The Pest (1997) Soundboard

The Pest (1997) Soundboard

"The Pest" is a comedy film released in 1997 that follows the hilarious misadventures of a fast-talking and energetic con artist named Pestario "Pest" Vargas, played by John Leguizamo. Directed by Paul Miller, the movie takes viewers on a wild ride filled with outrageous characters, slapstick comedy, and non-stop laughs.

The story centers around Pest, a cunning scammer who finds himself in a dangerously amusing situation when he enrolls in a deadly human hunting game. The eccentric German millionaire, Gustav Shank, portrayed by Jeffrey Jones, invites Pest to his private island, offering him a large sum of money if he can survive for 24 hours while being hunted down by a group of trained assassins.

As Pest desperately tries to outrun and outwit his pursuers, he encounters a variety of bizarre and eccentric personalities. Bored housewives, eccentric villagers, and even a voodoo priestess all add to the chaos and hilarity. Throughout the film, Pest utilizes his quick thinking and fast-talking skills to escape numerous perilous situations. Along the way, he realizes the importance of friendship, loyalty, and personal growth.

The ensemble cast of "The Pest" includes a talented group of actors who bring their unique comedic flair to the film. In addition to John Leguizamo's captivating performance as Pest Vargas, the film also features Jeffrey Jones as the enigmatic Gustav Shank, Edoardo Ballerini as Chubby, Pest's best friend, and Tammy Townsend as Xantha. The cast's chemistry and comic timing contribute to the movie's non-stop laughter.

Although "The Pest" may not have received overwhelming critical acclaim upon its release, it has gained a cult following over the years. The film's slapstick comedy, physical humor, and Leguizamo's energetic performance offer a nonsensical escapism that appeals to those looking for a lighthearted and amusing cinematic experience.

Moreover, "The Pest" showcases a delightful and upbeat soundtrack that perfectly complements the film's fast-paced antics. From Latin-infused dance tracks to catchy tunes that play during pivotal moments, the soundtrack adds an extra layer of fun to the overall viewing experience. The audience can fully immerse themselves in the film's humorous atmosphere with the energetic sounds accompanying Pest's antics.

For those interested in reliving the zany adventures of Pest Vargas and experiencing the infectious soundtrack of "The Pest," there are various platforms where the film can be watched and enjoyed. Several streaming services offer the movie as part of their library, while others may opt to own or rent a physical or digital copy. Additionally, the film's energetic soundtrack is available for streaming and downloading on various music platforms, allowing fans to groove to the catchy tunes at any time.

So, grab some popcorn, settle in, and prepare to laugh uncontrollably as you join Pest Vargas on his absurd and hilarious journey in "The Pest." You won't be disappointed by the wild and entertaining ride that awaits you.

Actually, I lied. I'm just hunting him..
All right, okay!
All right, saggy cheeks. But if l come out, you gotta let her go.
All right. Lfit will make my bestest of friends feel better...
All right..
All this is for you, Xantha poo
And by the way, the safe deposit box is in the Miami Central Bank.
And lack of love for my fellow man to do this?
And the Professor.
And you are? Wait, don't tell me. You'll spoil the moment.
And your women! So you dig fat chicks.
Are you on that again?
At last! We're there!
Baby, what a dufus! What a freak! I totally forgot...
Besides..
But first I have to settle up with you.
But I from far, far, far south!
Colonel Hogan, would you join us for dinner tonight?
Come on, Leo.
Could you go away, little man? You bother me.
Disappear in a flash with your Cash and l'm baCk like a genie
Disappear in a flash with your Cash and l'm baCk like agenie
Does that seem fair to you?
Don't be faking jacks
Don't be shy.
Don't even worry about saying good bye. Send me a postcard. Fax if you can.
Don't go!
Don't worry. I got it all covered. The 24 hours is almost up.
Excuse me
Father Shillelagh. How are your Blarney stones?
Find out about him, and I'll make the necessary preparations.
Fine
First we start with a traditional toast
For the glorious cycle of endless life and rebirth
Forget it. I'm outta here.
Forget it. That face would just annoy me.
Freak big booties and big Chest
Freak to the east Freak to the west
Get in. Let's go! Let's get the hell out of here
Get stupid, get retarded 'Cause Pest'll get the party started
Go for it
He's alive
He's the worst candidate we have ever had.
Hello, Cleavers.
Help
Here, Mr. Shank, I have prepared a dosage..
How do you feel about asthmatics? I can't breathe!
How do you like that, baby
How do you like that, baby
I can see it now. Nazi Fathers and Their Snake Obsessed Sons
I can't believe this.
I can't wait to bag me a deer goose!
I didn't know they had words to this!
I don't know ifyou've noticed lately, but I am a sissy!
I don't trust your word.
I don't want to. The Italians never make me do impressions.
I feel..
I guess we just sit here and wait till I become a rich man.
I hear there's a mad sick party going on
I knew you were my best friend, right?
I meant to do that
I most certainly did not! I wanted the athletic Latino!
I shouldn't
I was hoping to see my family. Shoguns and all that.
I'll just be a minute, Andy.
I'll sail away now. Lucky Charms, they're magically delicious!
I'm a man of a million disguises
I'm getting more tea
I'm gonna save my juicy confessions for Father Garcia.
I'm gonna tell them to come to this house
I'm smarter than the average man, Booboo
I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to bore you with my life's defining trauma
I'm taking a break.
I've been blind to other people's faults
It's not dry enough.
JaCk may be nimble but l'm a sex symbol
JaCk may be nimble butl'm a sex symbol
Let me go.
Let's reschedule a site for tomorrow
Listen
Living life in Miami's viCe Ma, see
Look. There
Maybe one lap?
Meet us in the Karaoke Room. Later, masturbator.
Mirror, mirror on the wall who is thes liCkest of them all
My father tells you you're going to college and you believe him?
My God, you suck!
My God! Haven't the ******* people suffered enough?
My springbok pelt!
No body mess in' with the frog, see Where's your Messiah now
No offense.
No, Gustav. You're always thinking of others. We're even. Go back to Germany.
No, Malaria. Your fat butt makes you look fat.
No, you suck! I kick your..
Now it all makes sense. And I thought they were eccentric Mexicans.
Oh, snap
Old sChool beat meets Latin freak You don't stop
Old sChool beat meets Latins treet and you don't stop
Or this? Or this?
Other fathers take their sons to baseball games, but..
People will take us seriously when they see what we do to you.
Plum sauce!
Really?
Ridiculous, isn't it?
Shall we go clubbing, or shall we go clubbing?
SliCkshyster The PestMeister
So am I. I am from south, too.
So low to the floor PiCk the poCket on a mid get
So muCh to say
So sliCk Is tole the wiCk from his Candle stiCk
So you started a few wars, all right?
Some of his own bets turned sour.
Soon I shall return..
Sorry, sucker, you lose.
Spank it
Split up.
Such pure innocence at play
Sweet mambo, do the mambo, yeah Chili Congo
Take a whiff of this I'm stinky dinky
That'll teach you a lesson. Get outta here!
The hunt is just a metaphor..
The MSG, the chopsticks, the disappearing dogs!
The thing is...
There he is! I'm gonna kill you!
Try not to break any thing
Turn it up! This is fun. Come on.
We can profit from your misfortune.
We gotta find a place to hide
We gotta make one, stupid, meaningless stop.
We won! We won! Give me your lunches.
WelCome to the festival of Miami.
Well, I've prepared an authentic Cuban meal.
What a maroon! What a freak!
What a mess!
What a sucker butt!
What about epileptics? Hold my tongue!
What are you saying?
What are you talking about? Hold this.
What happened to you? You late!
What's with the African get up?
Where to?
Which shell is it under? You must tell me because I'm blind.
Whoa. Pest, that's what you say about all your scams.
Why would I ever have to learn how to hunt people?
Will you look at the size of that snake?
Would you or would you not have your way with her?
Yeah!
Yes!
You cheated!
You don't know the troubles I've seen! My grandmother's sick.
You have a lump! You poor mis shapen creature!
You know the reputation about Latino men, right?
You probably didn't see me because you were blind at the time.
You speak German?
You'll be fine.
$50,000? Yeah
$50,000? Yup, that's it.
Because no one ever believes me. We believe you
Can I use your phone? You're not calling your lawyer?
Come on up. I can, I can.
Deer. Goose
Fun kadoCious, grooviloCiousatroCious What a maroon!
Have you seen a little Latin boy? This is the models' changing room!
I'm proud of you. We can stop getting you out oftrouble.
Is that the Mack Daddy pimp? What's up?
Mywhat? I think it adds a the atrical element
Okay, I got the master plan. Kick it
Over here? Okay.
There's the island. We made it!
This is it? Yeah!
Tomorrow. My word is my bond.
What? He'll tell 'em you're pregnant.
What's up? Lunch is on me, freaks
Which one is he? I don't know.
Why? I'm sorry.
You do? Yes.
You okay? What happened?

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