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A deal's a deal. The ordeal is over. from Klaus 2
A flying sleigh pulled by magical reindeer? from Klaus 3
A job or something? from Klaus 4
A little bit... from Klaus 5
A nice, big piñata! from Klaus 6
A postman? from Klaus 7
A true act of goodwill, huh? from Klaus 8
A true act of goodwill... from Klaus 9
A true selfless act... from Klaus 0
Aah! from Klaus -
Aah! from Klaus =
Aah! from Klaus q
Aah! from Klaus w
Aah! from Klaus e
Aah! from Klaus r
Aah! from Klaus t
Aah! [grunts] from Klaus y
Aah! Ow! Ow! from Klaus u
About their parents plotting to form an angry mob, from Klaus i
Actually, nine months and six days, but who's counting? from Klaus o
Actually, yeah, all of it. But check it out. from Klaus p
Admit it! You weaseled out and rang the bell! from Klaus a
After... After she was gone, from Klaus s
Ah, come on. Really? from Klaus d
Ah, here we go. from Klaus f
Ah, well, I was expecting this a little bit sooner, from Klaus g
Ah! He'll never know it's me! I'll make it sound like it's from you! from Klaus h
Ah! There you are. I wondered where you'd scurried off to! from Klaus j
Ah! You're right there! from Klaus k
Ah. from Klaus l
Ah. And that must be the express mail. from Klaus z
Ah. Young love. from Klaus x
All gone. from Klaus c
All part of this quaint town's vibrant culture. from Klaus v
All right, I'm gonna just take a wild guess here. from Klaus b
All right, listen. from Klaus n
All right, that's it for today. from Klaus m
All right, you win. from Klaus Q
All right. from Klaus W
All right. from Klaus E
All right. All right. from Klaus R
All right. And now... from Klaus T
All right. Let's get started. from Klaus Y
All right. Okay, let's make a deal. from Klaus U
All right. Remember... from Klaus I
All right. This is a good one. I can feel it. from Klaus O
All right. What's going on here? Where are all the letters? from Klaus P
All that reception stuff. from Klaus A
All the way from the top! Dispatch for one of your cadets! from Klaus S
All wrapped up in my silk sheets with some caviar and a sherry... from Klaus D
Almost. Hang in there. from Klaus F
Alva, please come back. from Klaus G
Always sparks another. from Klaus H
Always sparks another. from Klaus J
Always sparks another. from Klaus K
Am I the best teacher ever or what? from Klaus L
An espresso? A cappuccino? from Klaus Z
Anchors away, Captain. from Klaus X
And become my own man? from Klaus C
And eventually become a source of resentment and regret. from Klaus V
And finds a... from Klaus B
And how long until the grown ups follow? from Klaus N
And I am so close to getting out. from Klaus M
And I built us a house right here. from Klaus <
And I have you to thank for it, my friend. from Klaus >
And if I'm getting farther from the mail, you say "colder"? from Klaus !
And if kids happen to be talking from Klaus @
And in this corner, row after row of shiny tools from Klaus #
And it'll stay that way as long as a Krum... from Klaus $
And listen carefully, Jesper. from Klaus %
And lookie here! from Klaus ^
And never wanting anything more? from Klaus &
And put them in a stamp with the..." from Klaus *
And Smeerensburg continued to change for the better. from Klaus (
And speaking of the future, I look forward to discussing... from Klaus )
And start fresh somewhere far, far away from here. from Klaus ~
And the ferryman tricked you into ringing the Battle Bell. from Klaus `
And the people are mean to me. And I miss my silk sheets. from Klaus |
And then all that's left is postage so I can put it in the mailbox for you. from Klaus "
And then he fell... from Klaus '
And then he turned to me, and he said... from Klaus ?
And then I saw it. from Klaus /
And then it's bye bye to you and your cold and your loons from Klaus ,
And then Kristoff... Little, ugly Kristoff. from Klaus .
And then let you waltz right back from Klaus
And then, on the 12th year... from Klaus
And then... from Klaus
And they'll come out. from Klaus
And they're getting their point across pretty well without mail. from Klaus
And this is home now. from Klaus
And this one, from Klaus
And we kept waiting, from Klaus
And we waited, and I kept making toys and more toys. from Klaus
And we're all ready to go. from Klaus
And without letters... from Klaus
And yesterday, from Klaus
And yet, no one seems to wonder from Klaus
And you put it in the envelope, write your name on it and bring a penny. from Klaus
And you thought they forgot. from Klaus
And your chickens! That's right! You too! from Klaus
And, provided you've kept your act together from Klaus
And, uh, here, why don't you finish mine? from Klaus
And, um... homework! from Klaus
Another irrelevant, pointless... from Klaus
Another stamp. [kisses] from Klaus
Any chance for a hot cup of coffee for your neighborhood mailman? from Klaus
Any chance you might actually get on it today? from Klaus
Any packages? from Klaus
Anyways, anybody can get off a boat. from Klaus
Are brainwashing everyone! from Klaus
Are we starting to connect the dots? from Klaus
Are we starting to connect the dots? from Klaus
Are you going to buy something? from Klaus
Are you in there? from Klaus
Aren't you supposed to be in equestrian training? from Klaus
As for Alva and I... from Klaus
At a place where people don't send their kids to school! from Klaus
Aw. Tsk. from Klaus
Back home, I've got pretty much everything. from Klaus
Bad back, don't you know. from Klaus
Better alive in the gutter than hacked into pieces! from Klaus
Birdhouses are nice and all, but come on! from Klaus
Birthday cards? Distant cousin? from Klaus
Brand new toy waiting for them by the fireplace. from Klaus
Brunches! Don't forget about the brunches. from Klaus
Burghard, I'm not in the coach with you. Burghard? from Klaus
Burghard! Finally, a friendly face. Can you believe what they... from Klaus
But even I must admit that... from Klaus
But here... from Klaus
But I bet there's one you never forget. from Klaus
But I hate it here! from Klaus
But if you think I'm giving up, think again. from Klaus
But it sure is not goodwill and peace on Earth. from Klaus
But it wasn't gonna be the two of us for long. from Klaus
But less presents means less letters, and less letters means less... from Klaus
But no one gets hurt. from Klaus
But no! It was just right for her size. from Klaus
But then you showed up and made it complicated. As usual. from Klaus
But then... from Klaus
But they never came... from Klaus
But we don't know how to write. from Klaus
But whatever it is you're saying, I've got my own problems, you know? from Klaus
But, hey, we gave it the old college try, didn't we? from Klaus
But, look, too bad about the fence. from Klaus
But, yup, summoned to the dragon's lair. from Klaus
By any chance, would you happen to understand... this? from Klaus
Bye bye. Okay, any other letters? from Klaus
Cadet Johanssen! from Klaus
Can I help you put the medals in the letters from Klaus
Can we open a window in here or something? I can't pretend any... from Klaus
Can you please get off my porch? You're trespassing. from Klaus
Can you teach me more? from Klaus
Can't forget the penny. from Klaus
Can't you see I'm busy trying to figure out how to get... from Klaus
Carrier pigeon care and handling... from Klaus
Centuries of glorious hatred, passed down through generations! from Klaus
Certainly not this person! from Klaus
Charming, huh? Why, you should see it in the spring. from Klaus
Cheer up, little one. from Klaus
Christmas? What do you... from Klaus
Christmas. Christmas. from Klaus
Clockwork with all the gears and the cogs, from Klaus
Come on, people! from Klaus
Come on! Come on! Come on! from Klaus
Come on! Come on! Come on! Keep it together! Keep it together! from Klaus
Come on! Look, I'm... from Klaus
Come on! Work with me here. Picture the possibilities. from Klaus
Come on. Just a snicker or a chuckle. from Klaus
Come to Papa, you sweet, sweet little... from Klaus
Completely unprompted... from Klaus
Congratulations. You are now a postman. from Klaus
Could I get a toy please?" from Klaus
Couldn't you just put it in? from Klaus
Dad, what're you doing here? from Klaus
Dad, you can't just show up and... from Klaus
Dad! Come on! It's me. Let's talk about this, man. from Klaus
Dad! Mom! Wake up! You have to see this! from Klaus
Dad? What? from Klaus
Darn, oh, darn. from Klaus
Deceased notice? from Klaus
Delivering these toys, seeing the joy they bring to children, from Klaus
Destroy those toys! from Klaus
Devilish little tadpoles like yourself don't get toys from Klaus. from Klaus
Do what you will with the toys. from Klaus
Do you know how long it took to press this uniform? from Klaus
Do you know what this is, little boy? from Klaus
Don't be so modest. from Klaus
Don't let 'em get away! Come on! Get 'em! from Klaus
Don't tease me now. [chuckles] from Klaus
Don't tell me. Let me try to guess. from Klaus
Don't you dare raise your voice at me! from Klaus
Don't you know that... from Klaus
Don't you think? from Klaus
Door, door, door. from Klaus
Drill Sarge! Have a seat. Can I get you something to drink? from Klaus
Eh. We're having a bit of a heat wave. from Klaus
Either we band together to take care of this, from Klaus
Encouraging children to write letters and go to school! from Klaus
Even now... sometimes... from Klaus
Every mischief, prank and dirty deed. from Klaus
Every year, come the Christmas season, the letters started pouring in. from Klaus
Everybody knows rotting fish is so over. from Klaus
Everybody's out to get something, right? from Klaus
Everyone? from Klaus
Excuse me. Just... Can I... from Klaus
Faded away. from Klaus
Fall back! All right. Everyone, in line. from Klaus
Feuds? from Klaus
Fine. Go to the source, I guess. from Klaus
Focus! How do you get out of here? from Klaus
For a noncertified postman to ride with me. from Klaus
For the Ellingboe bloodline! from Klaus
For the man who brought postal service to Smeerensburg, that's for sure. from Klaus
For the tricky part. from Klaus
Fresh out of mackerel. Only herring and burbot today. from Klaus
Friends of yours, I take it? from Klaus
Frigid cold, angry, violent neighbors, from Klaus
Get on with it already. from Klaus
Get out. from Klaus
Go ahead and cancel the Drill Sergeant's espresso, actually. from Klaus
Go away! Go! Leave! He'll hear you! from Klaus
Go home, you loser! from Klaus
Go home, you loser! from Klaus
Go! Go! We're dead! We're dead! We're dead! from Klaus
Go? Where? from Klaus
Good evening, Postman Johanssen. from Klaus
Good morning, madame. from Klaus
Good teamwork... Whoa! Whoa! from Klaus
Good. The rest, you know the deal. from Klaus
Got it. Get out of here. Great. Move along. from Klaus
Great! What, "same time"? You mean, dead of night? from Klaus
Great. I'm gonna kill that boatman. from Klaus
Great. Tonight, then. I'll see you then. Good talk. Good talk. from Klaus
Guess I'll just go pack up and head home then. Too bad. from Klaus
Ha ha. You got me. from Klaus
Ha! Eat our snow, you... from Klaus
Ha! That's rich! from Klaus
Hanging out with an old woodsman, surrounded by crazy people, from Klaus
Hanging out with an old woodsman? from Klaus
Has he? from Klaus
Have a nice day. from Klaus
He also said to bring you a penny each. from Klaus
He came! He came! from Klaus
He keeps a list. The... from Klaus
He knows. from Klaus
He only has sticks and stones to play with. So sad. from Klaus
He said he didn't like it, but... deep down, I think he did." from Klaus
He sees everything, you know. from Klaus
He'll drop off a toy or two. from Klaus
He'll make us a toy. from Klaus
He's a good guy... deep down. from Klaus
Hello, Jesper. from Klaus
Hello, Postman! from Klaus
Hello! from Klaus
Hello! Hi! Hi! from Klaus
Hello? from Klaus
Hello? I'm in your house or... whatever this place is. from Klaus
Her doll was so old, from Klaus
Here we are. from Klaus
Here, hold these. from Klaus
Here, let me help you out. [clears throat] from Klaus
Herring's on sale today. from Klaus
Hey, listen, please. Open this! from Klaus
Hey, there, Chief. How're we doin'... from Klaus
Hey! They've sent us another postman! from Klaus
Hey. You're a pretty good listener, you know? from Klaus
Hi. from Klaus
His name is Klaus, and he makes the best toys. from Klaus
Hmm? from Klaus
Hmm? from Klaus
Hmm? Hmm? from Klaus
Hmm. from Klaus
Hmm. from Klaus
Hmm. from Klaus
Hmm. This is bad. Very bad. from Klaus
Hmph! from Klaus
Hmph. from Klaus
Ho ho ho! from Klaus
Ho ho ho! from Klaus
Holy mackerel! Oh, the smell! from Klaus
Holy mother! from Klaus
Home of the world's finest feuds. from Klaus
Home sweet home. from Klaus
Home? from Klaus
How about you finish these and... from Klaus
How did you pay for this? from Klaus
How have we never defeated you? from Klaus
How long until children go back to the old ways from Klaus
How long until they turn against each other? from Klaus
How the whole thing got started in the first place. from Klaus
How, why... from Klaus
Huh? from Klaus
Huh? from Klaus
Huh? from Klaus
Huh? from Klaus
Huh? from Klaus
Huh? from Klaus
Huh. What've you got there, children? from Klaus
I am not about to let you mess it all up. from Klaus
I beg your pardon? from Klaus
I brought her as soon as I could, sir. from Klaus
I can go by myself. You don't have to... from Klaus
I can't even begin to comprehend. from Klaus
I could really use a hand here. from Klaus
I didn't mean to... from Klaus
I didn't think so. from Klaus
I didn't want to admit it at first either. from Klaus
I do know. from Klaus
I don't either, but it took somebody hours. from Klaus
I don't know what to do! from Klaus
I don't know... What do you... Pfft. It's a lot of red. from Klaus
I don't make toys. from Klaus
I get my letter, and you get your drawing. from Klaus
I get to see my friend. from Klaus
I give up. Who are you? from Klaus
I guess I must really hanker down and rethink my priorities. from Klaus
I have been rotting away here for five years, from Klaus
I have to check the rule book. from Klaus
I hope I did a good job. He seemed happy. from Klaus
I just fold your pretty drawing, very beautiful by the way, from Klaus
I knew I was forgetting something! Children! from Klaus
I love this terrible coach ride. from Klaus
I mean, first of all, I'd love to, of course, from Klaus
I mean, no offense, but someone could use a little diet cleanse. What are you doing? from Klaus
I mean, there's no way that's not a severed head. from Klaus
I mean, we are out of toys, and without toys, there are no letters. from Klaus
I mean, who knows what's gonna happen next year? from Klaus
I mean... from Klaus
I mean... from Klaus
I might not even... from Klaus
I really, really would, but I can't. from Klaus
I remember when I found this spot in the woods that she loved. from Klaus
I saved the best for last! from Klaus
I sell fish, and then the person on the other side of the counter... from Klaus
I sent my letter, and all I got was a lousy clump of coal! from Klaus
I shoveled all the yards on my street today. from Klaus
I stopped trying to make sense of it a long time ago. from Klaus
I think I may have missed my boat. from Klaus
I think it looks pretty good. from Klaus
I think it's time we send that postman... a message. from Klaus
I think she did. Do you think she loved it? from Klaus
I think you hit your head pretty hard, dear. from Klaus
I thought he'd be mad. from Klaus
I thought I'd never feel this again. from Klaus
I thought there would be some sort of a reception. from Klaus
I thought they were attached. from Klaus
I took a teaching job from Klaus
I turned away for one second... from Klaus
I want a bicycle! from Klaus
I wasn't going to let them have the toys. from Klaus
I would keep it if I was you, from Klaus
I would never, in a million years, have done what I just did from Klaus
I, leader of the proud Krum... from Klaus
I, leader of the proud... from Klaus
I, uh... from Klaus
I... [sighs] from Klaus
I... guess. from Klaus
I... I guess I got lost. from Klaus
I'd like a hot bath and a look at the dinner menu. from Klaus
I'll have my letters in no time, from Klaus
I'll see you later. from Klaus
I'll use monosyllabic words, man! Please! Please! Please! from Klaus
I'm a postman, see? from Klaus
I'm coming, love. from Klaus
I'm going home! from Klaus
I'm here to pick up all the outgoing mail. from Klaus
I'm just... from Klaus
I'm running out of time! There, I said it! from Klaus
I'm saying it's time to join forces against a common enemy. from Klaus
I'm saying we need a truce. from Klaus
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! from Klaus
I'm still proud of you, you hear me? from Klaus
I'm sure it's nothing that could fester from Klaus
I'm the postman, obviously. from Klaus
I've been around long enough to know that everyone is out to get something. from Klaus
I've done all you've asked. Can I please... from Klaus
I've got two urgent deliveries here, Postmaster, sir! from Klaus
If I didn't think these were attached. from Klaus
If I don't get those letters, then what am I supposed to do? from Klaus
If I get close to the mail, you say "warmer"? from Klaus
If I hadn't... from Klaus
If I teach you something, will you get out of here? Please? from Klaus
If I, I didn’t get the letters, I’d be cut off, but things changed! from Klaus
If you ask me "who" right now, I swear! from Klaus
If you fail to get those letters, you're cut off. from Klaus
If you have letters you'd like me to send, from Klaus
If you have your letters on you, I'd be glad to take them off your... from Klaus
If you leave your socks hanging on the mantle, from Klaus
Instead of stealing Mrs. Runa's berries, we picked them all up for her." from Klaus
Is the weather always like this? from Klaus
Is this a bad time? I can see you're pretty swamped. from Klaus
Isn't that a bit excessive? from Klaus
Isn't this a school? Shouldn't there be children and a teacher? from Klaus
Isn't this convenient? from Klaus
It almost feels like she's still... from Klaus
It crumbled in her arms when she came to me. from Klaus
It looks great. It looks good. It's nice. It's... from Klaus
It might be against the law from Klaus
It still is a possibility, but most likely... no. from Klaus
It was a simple plan. from Klaus
It was as if he had just... from Klaus
It's a little cramped in here. from Klaus
It's almost Christmas already, and I still... from Klaus
It's been nine months since I used every ounce of my influence from Klaus
It's for him, sir. from Klaus
It's good you reminded me. from Klaus
It's gotta... I'm holding a head in my hand, but hey! from Klaus
It's like everyone's gone mad or something. from Klaus
It's not a letter if it doesn't have postage, right? from Klaus
It's not a letter if it doesn't have postage. from Klaus
It's so bright you can even see at night. from Klaus
It's so cold and icky! from Klaus
It's the clans! from Klaus
It's true. When's the last time you saw a house burn down? from Klaus
It's your son, Jesper! Little Jespie! from Klaus
Jesper, listen. I don't think... from Klaus
Jesper! from Klaus
Jesper! Let go! from Klaus
Jesper? from Klaus
Jesper? from Klaus
Just let me out of here! I'm gonna get... from Klaus
Just one second. Let me just... from Klaus
Just sitting there collecting dust, so... from Klaus
Just write a letter to Mr. Klaus. from Klaus
Keep going down this road, and you'll get there. from Klaus
Klaus, I don't know what to say. from Klaus
Klaus, I'm sorry. from Klaus
Klaus, just listen. I... from Klaus
Klaus! from Klaus
Krums and Ellingboes don't mix. from Klaus
Less presents, less weight. from Klaus
Less presents? from Klaus
Let me finish. Let me finish. from Klaus
Let me guess. Leaving it at the gate not an option? from Klaus
Let's continue discussing what a horrible person I am from Klaus
Let's go. Follow me. from Klaus
Let's go. We're done here. from Klaus
Letter? Good. Letter? Good. from Klaus
Letters! from Klaus
Letters! Letters! I don't have all day! from Klaus
Like a brand new toy? from Klaus
Listen, whatever they told you... from Klaus
Little Penny... Patty. from Klaus
Locks! [gasps] from Klaus
Look out! from Klaus
Look who's finally throwing in the towel! from Klaus
Look, here. from Klaus
Look, if you have to be here, at least be quiet. from Klaus
Look, woodwork would go here. from Klaus
Looking forward to no more night shifts. from Klaus
Looks like someone might need help mailing letters. from Klaus
Lots of them. from Klaus
Magic, I guess. from Klaus
Make new ones! from Klaus
Me first! Me first! A doll! from Klaus
Me too. from Klaus
Me too. Me too. Yeah, she loved it. from Klaus
Merry Christmas, Miss. Alva! from Klaus
Mine! from Klaus
Mine! from Klaus
Mine! from Klaus
Mine! Mine! from Klaus
Mine! Mine! from Klaus
Mine? from Klaus
Mine. from Klaus
Mmm hmm. Got it. All right, let's go. from Klaus
Mmm hmm. Mmm hmm. from Klaus
Mmm hmm. Mmm hmm. Mmm hmm. Definitely. from Klaus
Mom! Come here, quick! from Klaus
More and more each time, and from farther away. from Klaus
More children, more toys, more towns. from Klaus
More children's dreams being shattered. from Klaus
More or less, from Klaus
Morning, Miss. Alva. from Klaus
Mr. Klaus is the coolest. from Klaus
Mr. Klaus will fill them with toys! from Klaus
Mr. Klaus, wait! from Klaus
My Lydia. from Klaus
My silk sheets? from Klaus
Nah, I don't want to bore you with it. from Klaus
Never fails. from Klaus
Never mind. Don't answer that. from Klaus
Never saw a postman looking more miserable leaving from Klaus
Never wanting anything more? from Klaus
New postman. Smeerensburg. from Klaus
Nice fella. Loves visitors. from Klaus
Nice move! How'd you know I wouldn't get knocked off too? from Klaus
No explanation. from Klaus
No goodbye. from Klaus
No letter, no toy. from Klaus
No letters? But how am I supposed to get out of... from Klaus
No more fancy apartments, from Klaus
No more truce? from Klaus
No one deserves it more. from Klaus
No one has ever seen him. from Klaus
No worries. I've got someone covering for me. from Klaus
No, but I... from Klaus
No, no! Why you... from Klaus
No, thank you! from Klaus
No! No, no, no! No! from Klaus
No! No. Well, at first maybe, yes, but, Alva, please come... from Klaus
No! You can't leave, remember? from Klaus
No. No, no, no, I won't allow it. from Klaus
Nobody. from Klaus
Not a symptom of any mental illness or anything. from Klaus
Not anymore. from Klaus
Not quite the same place, is it? [chuckles] from Klaus
Nothing I'd love to do more from Klaus
Nothing. from Klaus
Now I can go home with the satisfaction of having accomplished absolutely... from Klaus
Now, I just know you didn't mean to disrespect all of that heritage, right? from Klaus
Now, tell me all about where this pretty thing came from. from Klaus
Now, would you take a look at that? from Klaus
Now, you're gonna have to help me with the heavier bags. from Klaus
Of course not. from Klaus
Of course, you don't... Of course, don't even answer that... from Klaus
Of course. from Klaus
Of course. Of course this would happen. from Klaus
Oh, and did you know that arson is down 70%? from Klaus
Oh, come on! from Klaus
Oh, forget it. The mood is gone. from Klaus
Oh, God, the silk sheets! Can we change the subject? from Klaus
Oh, God. Okay. This is it. Here it goes. from Klaus
Oh, good, you're back. from Klaus
Oh, great! Look what you've done! from Klaus
Oh, he was unbelievable! from Klaus
Oh, I didn't have to. from Klaus
Oh, I guess that's why they call it "snail mail." from Klaus
Oh, I wouldn't say that. from Klaus
Oh, it doesn't matter. I'll write it for you. from Klaus
Oh, just something... from Klaus
Oh, look at that. Wrong address. Silly me. from Klaus
Oh, look over there! See the red and yellow along the rim? from Klaus
Oh, look, it can laugh. from Klaus
Oh, man, come on! from Klaus
Oh, no, no. You don't get off that easy. from Klaus
Oh, no. from Klaus
Oh, oh, oh! from Klaus
Oh, well. Best leave it alone, I say. from Klaus
Oh, wow! from Klaus
Oh, yeah? And how would he know what I'm up to unless you ratted on me? from Klaus
Oh, yeah? Well, if I'm a loser, then you're a, uh... from Klaus
Oh, you rotten vermin! [yelling] from Klaus
Oh, you want me to... [chuckles] from Klaus
Oh! Here's another one. What do you think? from Klaus
Oh! Right. Right, the reception. Of course, the reception. from Klaus
Oh! Uh, colorful local traditions. Quirky folklore. That kind of thing. from Klaus
Oh! Uh... I forgot about homework. from Klaus
Oh! Yes! Oh, thank you! Thank you! from Klaus
Oh. from Klaus
Oh. from Klaus
Oh. [retches] from Klaus
Oh. Folks around here only have one thing to say to one another. from Klaus
Okay, are you gonna do that part or... from Klaus
Okay, good job. from Klaus
Okay, here's how it works. from Klaus
Okay, keep low. Don't panic. Don't panic. from Klaus
Okay, post office is now officially open. from Klaus
Okay, then. from Klaus
Okay, well, enough of that. Show me where I'm really staying. from Klaus
Okay, you win. What do you want? Money? My dad's got plenty of it. from Klaus
Okay? But let's just say I'm not really a postman. from Klaus
Okay. Come in. from Klaus
Once there are no toys to bribe them with? from Klaus
One down, one to go. from Klaus
Only good children get toys? from Klaus
Open up. Open up. Open up! Come on! from Klaus
Or it's gonna be all book clubs from Klaus
Or pens. from Klaus
Our ancestors demand it. from Klaus
Our cousin told us if we write a letter to Mr. Klaus, from Klaus
Ow, they're biting! Ow, get off! Get off! Get off! from Klaus
Ow! [grunts] from Klaus
Perhaps a minute to say your goodbyes, of course. from Klaus
Pfft. You... You have a gift, my friend. from Klaus
Playing, I tell you. from Klaus
Please don't put me on the Naughty List." from Klaus
Please help us, miss! I beg you! from Klaus
Please, I can explain. from Klaus
Please! [panting] from Klaus
Poetic, don't you think? from Klaus
Poor little Herlief. from Klaus
Precisely. And cookouts, swap meets, and, uh... from Klaus
Probably not an ax murderer, though... from Klaus
Proceed to stamp the letter. from Klaus
Puh puh puh! from Klaus
Pumpkin, show Daddy what you found. from Klaus
Put it in an envelope like this from Klaus
Quick! Get me out of here! [screams] from Klaus
Rats. Oh, well. from Klaus
Really, really great. from Klaus
Really? from Klaus
Really? That's my name? from Klaus
Really? You're gonna go for the guilt trip now? from Klaus
Remember, I... "Daddy, can I help you mail the letters? from Klaus
Remember, put the letter in the envelope. from Klaus
Right, that's nice. But I see no letter, so please come back when you have one. from Klaus
Right. from Klaus
Right. I wear them down, and you catch them. from Klaus
Running around, laughing, getting in trouble. from Klaus
Rustic touches, central air and panoramic views. from Klaus
Sarge, is that for real? from Klaus
Sarge! from Klaus
Say, have you heard the one about the one legged man who walks into a bar? from Klaus
Say, we're kinda running low on inventory, aren't we? from Klaus
See how it works? from Klaus
See? Nothing to it. Just... from Klaus
Send it off to a certain plump guy in a red suit from Klaus
Shall we take account of your progress then? from Klaus
Shall we then? from Klaus
She got sick. from Klaus
She loved birds, so I just kept making birdhouses. from Klaus
She said she'd like a boat! from Klaus
Shut up, you idiot! I'm getting to it! from Klaus
Shut up! Stop being weak! from Klaus
Sir, can I get my drawing back? from Klaus
Six thousand letters will suffice. from Klaus
Smash those toys to pieces! from Klaus
Smeerensburg. from Klaus
So I can't give it to you, but I could mail it to you. from Klaus
So I figured from Klaus
So I would send this letter back to myself if I was you. from Klaus
So quiet for a disproportionately... from Klaus
So we helped him. from Klaus
So what do you say? from Klaus
So you could get back to your puffed up life back in the big town. from Klaus
So you could make a difference? from Klaus
So you go to sleep, and when you wake up in the morning, from Klaus
So, if there's something we know... from Klaus
So, now I'm reduced to doing this so I can get some money from Klaus
So, uh, where is the mail, anyway? from Klaus
So, we must join together in peace to help stop this peace? from Klaus
So, where is it? from Klaus
So... thank you. from Klaus
Someday he might even thank me for it. from Klaus
Someone used to say. from Klaus
Someone would have to be pretty stupid from Klaus
Something like that? from Klaus
Sorry to bother you this late, but, from Klaus
Sorting and filing: from Klaus
Stamped by your own hand. from Klaus
Stand back. All right. from Klaus
Stay in this little town forever, from Klaus
Steady, ol' girl! Easy does it. from Klaus
Stop, stop, stop! from Klaus
Stop! Stop! from Klaus
Stop. from Klaus
Such a worthy cause. from Klaus
Suits us just fine. from Klaus
Sure. Yeah, let me just show you. from Klaus
Surrounded by crazy people? from Klaus
Takes me back, you know? from Klaus
Telling children to go to school to learn to write? from Klaus
Than deliver what I'm fairly certain can only be a severed head of some kind. from Klaus
Than on the day they came in. from Klaus
Thank you so much, and no need... [mumbling] from Klaus
Thank you so much! from Klaus
Thank you! from Klaus
Thank you! from Klaus
Thank you. Thank you. from Klaus
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank... from Klaus
Thanks, Dad! from Klaus
That boy needs a wake up call, Sergeant. And who knows? from Klaus
That is why. from Klaus
That is... from Klaus
That the poor children of Smeerensburg have started, uh... from Klaus
That's it! I've had it! from Klaus
That's when those grays really pop. from Klaus
That’s it. Wait. from Klaus
The Battle Bell? What kind of a town has a Battle Bell? from Klaus
The big house, the having my every whim tended to, the silk sheets. from Klaus
The clans are on the warpath... from Klaus
The Great Mooning of '86. from Klaus
The Krums versus the Ellingboes. from Klaus
The letters are getting in the envelope. from Klaus
The maritime game of chicken. from Klaus
The postman! from Klaus
The present is right there by the fireplace! from Klaus
The presents in the sleigh were all fake? from Klaus
The real trick is gonna be convincing Klaus and Alva to give me an... from Klaus
The toys! from Klaus
The whimpering and the soiling of the pants, no. from Klaus
The wind blew it away. from Klaus
Then you showed up. from Klaus
Then, you know, teachers listen. from Klaus
There she is. Smeerensburg. from Klaus
There was the hundred day brawl of '45. from Klaus
There you go. from Klaus
There. from Klaus
There's no need for you to come with me, really. from Klaus
These aren't... You're not the Spendlebergs. from Klaus
These better sound sad. Do they sound sad? from Klaus
These children wasting away without a proper education? from Klaus
They insisted, and I didn't want to be rude. from Klaus
They seem nice. from Klaus
They were the ones who alerted me to what you've accomplished here. from Klaus
They're at block parties! Hayrides! And cookouts! from Klaus
They're not attached. Why aren't they attached? from Klaus
They're so cute! They're just... Aww! from Klaus
Think about it! Every child in town gets up on Christmas morning from Klaus
Think of all the joy you'll bring their miserable little lives! from Klaus
Think of all those happy little faces, huh? from Klaus
Think of the joy. Think of the happiness. from Klaus
This can't be right! I... from Klaus
This has gotta move! Come on! Come on! from Klaus
This is a story about letters, and it began... from Klaus
This is gonna take a lot of work. from Klaus
This is good teamwork here. from Klaus
This is great, Dad. from Klaus
This is no way to treat a person! from Klaus
This is really wonderful, Father. Thank you so much. from Klaus
This is tradition! from Klaus
This little... from Klaus
This nice man says he can mail my drawing back to me! from Klaus
This town was built on resentment and spite. from Klaus
Those hands were meant from Klaus
Those kids? Those kids are in it for the toys. And the grown ups? from Klaus
Those little children... [grunts] from Klaus
Throwing in the... Us? from Klaus
Time isn't up yet. I've still got a few days until... from Klaus
To a privileged life void of any purpose or meaning? from Klaus
To get you into the Royal Postal Academy. from Klaus
To want to leave this place now. [chuckles] from Klaus
Today, me and my brothers helped Mom with the chores. from Klaus
Together! from Klaus
Tonight, same time. from Klaus
Too heavy. from Klaus
Total failure. from Klaus
Totally normal. from Klaus
Tough luck, kid. from Klaus
Toys? from Klaus
Trust me, you are. from Klaus
Trust me. from Klaus
Turn around. from Klaus
Two, tops. from Klaus
Ugh! Forget it. from Klaus
Ugh! Pssh! from Klaus
Ugh. from Klaus
Ugh. from Klaus
Ugh. from Klaus
Ugh. from Klaus
Ugh. from Klaus
Ugh. Come on. I'll show you. from Klaus
Ugh. Well, join the club. from Klaus
Uh huh. Smooth lines. Good. Nice work. from Klaus
Uh... from Klaus
Uh... from Klaus
Uh... Klaus? from Klaus
Uniform, cold sweat, scared stiff, shaking in your boots. from Klaus
W w wait! from Klaus