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Innerspace

Innerspace

Innerspace is a thrilling sci-fi comedy film that takes its viewers on an exhilarating adventure through the human body. Released in 1987 and directed by Joe Dante, this cult classic stars an incredible ensemble cast including Dennis Quaid, Martin Short, and Meg Ryan, each delivering outstanding performances.

The plot follows Lieutenant Tuck Pendleton (Dennis Quaid), a daredevil pilot who volunteers for a top-secret miniaturization experiment. However, before the experiment can be completed, a team of thieves infiltrates the lab and steals the microscopic vessel containing Tuck. In a twist of fate, the vessel is mistakenly injected into hapless supermarket clerk Jack Putter (Martin Short), who becomes an unsuspecting host to Tuck.

As Jack quickly realizes his body has been invaded, he teams up with Tuck and a courageous scientist named Lydia (Meg Ryan) to embark on a wild mission to retrieve the stolen vessel and return Tuck to his normal size. Their fantastic journey takes them on an incredible voyage deep within the human body, aligning elements of comedy, adventure, and romance.

Innerspace is known for its imaginative portrayal of the inner workings of the human body. From navigating through veins and arteries to exploring the complexities of the brain, the film capitalizes on dazzling special effects that were cutting-edge for its time. The audience is captivated as they observe the trio's unpredictable encounters with various organs and bodily systems, resulting in hilariously chaotic situations.

The chemistry between Dennis Quaid, Martin Short, and Meg Ryan is a standout aspect of the movie. Quaid shines as the courageous yet cocky pilot, while Short delivers sidesplitting comedic moments as the quirky and neurotic Jack. Their contrasting characters create a perfect balance between humor and action. Meg Ryan complements the duo with her endearing portrayal of Lydia, showcasing her talent for both comedy and heartfelt moments.

Moreover, the film's delightful score, composed by Jerry Goldsmith, enhances the viewing experience. Goldsmith's music seamlessly blends a variety of genres, ranging from thrilling orchestral pieces to jazzy tunes, capturing the essence of the film's lighthearted tone.

If you are curious to experience the zany adventures and infectious humor of Innerspace, you can easily watch or download the movie. Whether you're a fan of sci-fi, comedy, or both, this film promises an entertaining ride through the inner workings of the human body.

In conclusion, Innerspace is a classic sci-fi comedy that continues to captivate audiences with its imaginative storyline, stellar cast performances, and stunning special effects. As viewers journey alongside Lieutenant Tuck Pendleton, Jack Putter, and Lydia, they will find themselves immersed in a world where the human body becomes the ultimate playground for adventure and laughter. Don't miss the chance to play and download the incredible sounds of Innerspace here.

A good man who tried to save my ass by injecting me into yours.
A hundred and twenty eight thousand dollars?
A little tight lipped when it comes to women.
A scientist named Ozzie Wexler
A white hot sewing needle through the pupil of my eye.
Accidentally sever my spinal cord and just kinda go, "Oh, sorry."
Activate centrifuge.
Activate laser pre light.
Activate the re enlargement process.
Actually, I'm feeling pretty relaxed now.
Administrator of four teamster patient funds,
Again!
Ah, but...
Ah, don't look so depressed.
Ah!
Ah! Wrong door!
All he's gotta do is take the pod to the guy's lungs,
All I know is I was inside a syringe and now I'm inside you.
All right, here's what I want you to do.
All right, I'm going with you.
All right, Jack, I guess we have to prove it to her.
All right, Jack, you leave me no other choice.
All right, let me handle this.
All right, look directly at them. Don't turn your head.
All right, Oz!
All right, Pendleton, that's it. Where are you?
All right, that's enough! That's enough!
All right, what do you say?
All right, you want to play?
All right!
All right.
All you had to do was ask, honey.
Alone with Lydia, you mean, huh?
America's best and brightest.
An endless junkyard of orbiting debris.
And also, he's able to see everything that I see.
And call Pete Blanchard. His number's in my Rolodex. Got it?
And earth orbiters galore.
And find a place that's peaceful and quiet.
And how do we get up there?
And I don't notice it, but the computer
And I quit.
And I say, "Oh, is that right?" And she says,
And I suddenly notice the next customer is this horrible,
And I want to know everything, Jack.
And I'll do the rest, all right?
And it's at that moment that I wake up screaming.
And it's like... you're the only person
And it's way up over... and it's way up over $100,000.
And Mr. Wormwood, thank you.
And my only chance to make it out is for you to sneeze!
And over here we have the current cream of the crop.
And put it in your pocket.
And retrieve the second chip.
And secure peace and freedom the world over.
And she pulls back on the trigger,
And she pulls out this little pearl handled pistol.
And she reaches into her purse,
And somehow I got inside you instead.
And tell them I've got Tuck Pendleton and I'm bringing him in, okay?
And that's how it sounds to me now.
And that's why, Jack, we've got to get that little pod
And the other has been stolen.
And two...
And understand.
And we need them now, more than ever.
And we'll have the other one... very soon.
And we're gonna drink this one to Ozzie.
And we've got that one.
And you come back to us a new man.
And you don't know anything about the experiment?
Animal dander, fur balls, anything! I don't know!
Another place setting, please.
Anyway...
Approaching through esophageal passage.
Are the cornerstone of my entire medical practice.
Are ya? See yourself being a hero! Psych yourself up!
Are you all right?
Are you feeling all right?
Are you okay?
Arriving San Francisco International 4 o'clock this afternoon.
At $800 a bottle, who would want to?
Attractive added starter here this morning.
Audio and visual contact with its host organism.
Back up, give him some air!
Bad idea, Jack. I can't do that. What if I can't restore contact?
Battle conditions, boys?
Be aggressive. Dominate her. Don't be a wuss puss. Be me.
Be careful of this 3808 unit.
Beauty punch anyway, big Jack.
Because he's a fence.
Because I don't have enough oxygen to make it out,
Because I'm stimulating your adrenal gland, pal.
Because the most important thing for you right now is no excitement.
Because we're in this together and we got to help each other out.
Begin phase two alignment.
Behind you, I saw her out of the corner of your eye.
Believe it, Jack. Believe it because it's true.
Believe me, you're not missing all that much.
Big Jack!
Big, pounding headaches.
Big... poun...
Both are required for re enlargement.
Boy, you said that good.
Bring a blanket.
Bring the perpetrators out into the open.
But a combination of the two chips must be used to re enlarge.
But at least when my moment of truth came
But don't worry, Tuck, old' buddy.
But for serious, two things you want to know about me:
But I think I saw something down here and,
But if I were Tuck, I'd talk about you all the time.
But it was my heart that was broken, and not my toe.
But that means I just... Oh, shit!
But the problem is, medicine is not what you need, Jack.
But this little voice is talking to me.
But we are the first to perfect the tricky re enlargement process...
But you boys...
But you know that.
But, I think that someone is in there with you.
By activating one of the electromagnetic booster cells.
By nine o' clock, his air supply runs out.
By pairing two 500 series Photon Echo Memory Chips,
By using two chips. One of the chips is in the pod.
Can I use your phone?
Can you see it, Jack? Can you see it?!
Can you see where they went?
Can't we negotiate for more time?
Can't you go any faster?
Car keys. Come on.
Cardiac arrest imminent. Take evasive action.
Careful! This isn't a Honda.
Change my face? How do you do that?
Charming. You want a drink?
Check the sink with the big fish in it.
Clint Eastwood style.
Close by. You know, in the area.
Come in here, you Safeway clerk!
Come on Tuck, what do you expect?
Come on, baby, show me the way.
Come on, buddy! Come on, buddy. Come on! Come on!
Come on, get in the car!
Come on, give me the damn chip!
Come on, lucky flask.
Come on, quickly.
Come on, where the hell's the picture? Come on!
Come on, you can do it!
Come on, you too.
Come on, you're a dangerous individual, Jack.
Come on.
COMPUTER: Approaching middle ear.
COMPUTER: Approaching middle ear.
COMPUTER: Approaching tricuspid valve of heart. Do not enter.
COMPUTER: Automatic pilot now functioning.
COMPUTER: Commencing molecular isolation and displacement.
COMPUTER: Electrical system overload!
COMPUTER: emulation systems activated.
COMPUTER: Entering bloodstream.
COMPUTER: Environmental control systems, check.
COMPUTER: External amplifier activated.
COMPUTER: external malignancy detected.
COMPUTER: Foreign object detected,
COMPUTER: Life support system warning.
COMPUTER: Optic sensor armed and ready.
COMPUTER: Oxygen percentage, check. Air tanks fully charged.
COMPUTER: Oxygen reserve at 60 percent.
COMPUTER: Oxygen reserves at 15 percent.
COMPUTER: Oxygen reserves at 20 percent.
COMPUTER: Oxygen reserves at 40%.
COMPUTER: Pathway to middle ear is as follows...
COMPUTER: Pathway to optic nerve is as follows
COMPUTER: Pod activated.
COMPUTER: Warning! Oxygen level critical.
COMPUTER: Warning. Adrenalin level overload.
Contour analysis, stage one.
Could you just excuse me? I'm sorry.
Coupled with what would be a common home carpet sweeper.
Cowboy, listen to me: we need those chips.
Cowboy, stop it. Don't do that. I was just kidding.
Cowboy, this is Victor Scrimshaw. What the hell...
Cowboy.
Cowboy...
Cuban?
Cuban?
Damn it, I knew I shouldn't have shut this thing down.
Demons talk through you, not to you.
Deploying optic remote.
Did Bugs just stand up? What's going on here?
Did he, um...
Did you swallow it, you stupid animal?
Didn't you know that?
Dip all you like, nothing's going to fit you.
Disengage shields.
Do you have any other papers you haven't turned in?
Do you know anything about phones being fixed today?
Do you know what I mean?
Do you mind if I use your phone? Maybe I should phone my doctor.
Doc, I'm cured.
Doctor. The chip, please.
Don't ask, okay?
Don't knock, just come!
Don't let her take control over the conversation.
Don't play with your food.
Don't rush me, okay? Just... be quiet and let me think this through.
Don't worry, Cowboy, Dr. Canker here has pioneered
Don't worry, Pete. The wait is almost over.
Don't worry. They won't know how to close it.
Don't worry. Tuck will give me the strength of ten men.
Don't you think I know that, Niles?
Don't... cause an embolism or an aneurysm or...
Doppler phase translocator activated.
Dr. Canker, get in here!
Dr. Canker.
Dr. Niles isn't here yet.
Drink? No... I don't drink.
Duane, it's Lydia. I'm in trouble. I need some help.
Duke the son of a bitch!
Easy. Easy.
Everybody into the miniaturizer.
Excuse me, Lieutenant Pendleton is wondering what went wrong.
Excuse us a minute.
Facial response experiment one more time.
Faraway places with...
Fill that need.
Find him.
Fire up the boilers!
Fire! Fire!
Firing optic sensor.
Five...
Floating around your insides
Forgot? How could you forget?
Four, three, two...
Frankly, I don't give a shit. I'm only in this for the money.
From my point of view it's the size of Candlestick Park.
Fun, excitement, relaxation.
Gastrointestinal acid detected.
Gee, it's so tiny. Who would think?
Gee, that's kind of pricey for shampoo, ain't it?
Gentlemen... I salute you.
Get down, get down.
Get him!
Get in this car, right now!
Get me out of here, Canker.
Get out of there!
Get your little hand away!
Give it to me. Give it to me.
Give me that! Give me! (PANTING)
Give that cripple tomcat story a rest because we've all heard it.
Go right ahead, Jack. What a good idea.
Go see for yourself.
Go to the mirror in the bedroom, will you?
Go to the mirror. Come on.
Go, go!
Go.
Go.
God help us.
God in heaven, deliver us from Satan.
God, I can't believe how hostile I feel toward you right now.
God, Jack, way to screw up!
Good luck, Lieutenant.
Good morning, sister in law.
Good work! I can't believe this! Find out what went wrong.
Good work! Job well done!
Good!
Good.
Good. Close the lid.
Good. I'm a reporter. I love long stories.
Gosh, I'm sorry, Rusty. Really, you're right.
Got it?
Great, Jack.
Great, there goes my ulcer.
Great. Get us some flashlights. Hurry!
Grid mapping ectodermal contours.
Guys, I need help with this rodent.
Gyro stabilization XYZ coordinates, check.
Had the most frightening experience of my life.
Hairspray!
Hang on, now, Jack. Now, I want you to reach out...
Hang on. This might pinch just a little bit.
Hanging in the closet.
Harder!
Harry, people are getting murdered.
Have you any idea the kind of mess that would make?
He can't take orders and he likes to make up his own rules.
He could have been one of the best. But he hates authority,
He deals in stolen Western technology almost exclusively,
He got to the airport an hour ago, and he always stays here.
He has the chips on him.
He loves this club called the Inferno.
He worked for a lab called Vector Scope located near the mall.
He's in! Igoe's in.
He's patched into the optic nerve and the eardrum.
He's taking me to the hotel. Follow us.
Hear that, Tuck?
Helium neon laser scalpel of our own proprietary design.
Hello, Pete. Where's your uniform? Where's your uniform?
Hello? Hello, can you hear me?
Hero.
Hey, Cowboy!
Hey, don't kill him. Lock him up. The girl, too.
Hey, hey, hey, easy fellows.
Hey, I said to the man on the phone, "Don't honk."
Hey, I told you to cut that out. What are you looking at?
Hey, I'm not buying that aspirin now!
Hey, Jack, you want to watch TV? Watch this.
Hey, Jack! Jack, you gotta sneeze for me, pal.
Hey, Jack. Jack!
Hey, knock it off!
Hey, Tuck, listen, I really could use a change of clothes.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey... Thanks for the cruise tickets.
Hi, Mr. Killer.
Hiding your light under a bushel, Cowboy?
Hold it, wait. Go back to the doors.
Hold it! Hold it right there.
Hold it.
Hold onto your breakfast, Lieutenant, This is it.
Home sweet home.
Honk the horn! Honk the horn!
How about maybe a little shipboard romance?
How did he get in me?
How did you know this was here?
How do I look?
How do we get the chip out?
How do you treat that?
How does that feel? It feels good. Then do it again.
How long has it been, Cowboy?
How long have you been leading this double life?
How the hell can I be inside a man? I studied up on rabbits.
How well do you know Tuck?
How you doing, Jack?
How?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh. What's going on up here?
Hurry! Get me some hair spray!
I believe that these are the kind you like. Cuban?
I blew it. I can't handle her.
I can do this little job blindfolded and backwards,
I can explain it later, but now is not the time...
I can... Oh! ...just be such a shit sometimes.
I can't believe it, Jack!
I can't talk now, okay? But call Vector Scope
I didn't know dancing could be so much fun.
I didn't take a dump down the leg of my flight suit.
I don't blame you for walking out on me that morning.
I don't care what you've been through.
I don't even understand it myself. But just... trust me.
I don't get it. I get a little drunk...
I don't have the chip, do you have it?
I don't know. Vector Scope is locked up tighter than a drum, why?
I don't think she believes me.
I don't want to hear about it. Tell me later.
I don't want to see her alone with that sleazy Cowboy
I envy you.
I found out something.
I got drunk, threw up and fell down a manhole walking you home.
I got some new tests I'd like to run on you.
I gotta talk to this guy.
I had it done.
I had it...
I hate to shock you, but we had a date last night.
I have a feeling he's gonna lead us to that chip we need.
I have no idea what the current thinking is.
I have no idea. He hasn't spoken to me since...
I just don't, that's why.
I just want to make sure we've got everything down.
I know how to warm him up.
I know I've been mean to you, Jack.
I know we haven't known each other...
I know what our objectives are. I've done my homework.
I know what she looks like.
I love you, Lydia.
I make an ass out of myself.
I mean just... don't do anything weird in there, okay?
I mean... in a week or two,
I need a drink. How about you?
I need some stomach acid, Jack, and I need lots of it.
I save this for later.
I see it, I see the pod.
I see space walkers and moon walkers
I see you've backed yourself into a corner once again.
I should find out what she wants, I think.
I spilled coffee on it last week. It's not quite as reliable as it was.
I sure could use you at the store on Monday.
I sure hope you didn't leave your purse back there.
I think I blacked out. Am I inside Bugs or what?
I think I can beef up the reception a little bit.
I think it's broken.
I think these are probably cruise tickets, if I'm not mistaken.
I think we can rule out demonic possession right off the bat.
I think we're making real progress today.
I think you need a total change of scene.
I think you're allergic to hairspray.
I thought I heard you talking to someone.
I thought you were a gentleman.
I tipped the desk clerk $100 for this room
I want a moment alone.
I want you to shut off your sensors, no picture and no sound.
I want you to take a big, old tug on that baby
I was getting some gum.
I was supposed to be injected into the body of a laboratory rabbit,
I wonder what's on the television? TV is so much fun around now.
I wonder, miss, if Cowboy's ever told you
I... I don't know what to believe.
I'd hate to see you throw it all away by going psycho on us.
I'll be a son of a bitch, I'm in a strange man
I'll explain everything, I promise, but not right now.
I'll get you for this Margaret.
I'll kill you!
I'm a complete mess, you know.
I'm awfully busy right now, Victor. I'll have to call you back.
I'm begging you. Stop it.
I'm even partially attracted to.
I'm going to attempt an electronic stimulation
I'm going to try and hit the couch... okay?
I'm gonna call you or you're gonna call me,
I'm gonna go off radio contact for a minute.
I'm gonna go to auto pilot.
I'm gonna hit you with my electro magnetic booster.
I'm gonna proceed with the mission as planned.
I'm gonna try to restore contact from your end
I'm in a man!
I'm in a renovated factory across from Pier 18.
I'm in a strange man!
I'm in Lydia.
I'm Jack. Listen to my voice. It's me.
I'm not exactly sure what I want to say to you.
I'm passing her stuff over the bar code scanner
I'm really sorry...
I'm reminded of the year that I spent working
I'm running out of air, Jack. Hope we're almost there.
I'm setting a course for the mouth.
I'm sorry, Jack. I didn't mean to push you.
I'm sorry, sir, you're gonna have to extinguish that cigar.
I'm staying back here with my friend, Jack.
I've been miniaturized.
I've been tracking his movements for months.
I've got a little problem here.
I've got it.
If you don't help me,
If you want to be part of my life, you can't be hassling me about stuff.
Ignition.
IGOE: Propane?
Igoe!
Igoe! Stop the truck!
In a manner of speaking, yes.
In law.
In lieu of champagne, how about some real pain?
In the great gold fields of Alaska.
In the immediate area, vicinity.
Initiate MRD sequence.
Initiating.
Insert PEM number one.
Insert PEM number two.
Intestinal villi. Pulmonary alveoli.
Is that a five or a six?
Is that with or without the coupons?
Is this where you live?
Isn't this great, Jack?
Isn't this what you always wanted? A piece of Tuck Pendleton?
It all comes down to this.
It also makes me sneeze like crazy.
It couldn't possibly compare with what I've been through.
It doesn't matter how long it takes. Then we'll be back in business.
It gives her mouth this adorable pouty expression that's so sweet.
It just hurts me too much to be with you.
It looks like you're pretty hung up on the guy then, huh?
It simply reads the environment and makes the proper adjustments.
It sounded like Sunday supplement stuff to me then.
It sounds good.
It was just so strange. It was like...
It was the night we first met.
It will immobilize you for 15 minutes and in all probability
It worked.
It's a brave man who can kick back and party.
It's a dream.
It's because on account of my life sucking the way it does.
It's classified.
It's from The Exorcist.
It's hard for me to understand. But you just have to believe me
It's him. It's Putter.
It's just a little theistic hysteria, which is nothing.
It's much less suspicious if we have a suitcase.
It's not gonna be simple but there shouldn't be any surprises or...
It's our song I'm hearing. I'm hearing our song.
It's true, Jack. The whole shipment had worms.
It's you.
J. Putter, assistant manager.
Jack I don't want to alarm you,
Jack Putter to the rescue!
Jack, are you all right? We had a massive power surge.
Jack, are you feeling nervous?
Jack, come in.
Jack, do you read me? Come in!
Jack, do you see that truck?
Jack, excuse me, but I want you to factor this into your thinking:
Jack, glance around slowly so I can get a lay of the land.
Jack, knock him off your lap!
Jack, let the good times roll.
Jack, look, I've already told you.
Jack, please, sit down and relax. Catch your breath.
Jack, repeat to Lydia exactly what I say.
Jack, Scrimshaw is...
Jack, since you're not going on the cruise,
Jack, we have ourselves a little problem here.
Jack, what are you doing?
Jack, what are you doing?
Jack, what is going on? Your heart rate's going way down.
Jack, what is that loud clicking sound?
Jack, where the hell am I?
Jack, who are these people? Where are we?
Jack, you can't watch TV. We have to talk.
Jack, you did real good. Try and calm down.
Jack, you're asking the wrong guy.
Jack, you're generating too much electrical energy.
Jack, you're in luck, Cuban are the best.
Jack, your pulse rate, I'm going too fast!
JACK: (STAMMERING) I'm... f f f...
JACK: Oh, no.
JACK: What exactly are we doing here?
Jack!
Jack!
Jack!
Jack! Bring your knee up right now, kick him where it counts!
Jack! It's Wendy! My God, Jack!
Jack! Jack.
Jack! Oh!
Jack! You had me worried. I thought I'd lost you there, kid.
Jack?
Jack?
Jack?
Jack?
Jack?
Jack?
Jack? Jack.
Jack? You all right, Jack?
Jack.
Jack.
Jack.
Jack...
Jack...
Jack... my name is Lieutenant Tuck Pendleton.
Jack... you seem to be experiencing some sort of theistic hysteria.
Jack... you've always been like a son to me.
Jeez. Anything else, Duane?
Jump in the car, Jack!
Just a little further!
Just add it up, will you?
Just checking.
Just get me that chip!
Just in case he wakes up in a strange place.
Just one more thing, Lieutenant.
Just out of curiosity, who's your guy? Your pilot?
Just pay attention to your business there.
Just punch in and get to work at register five.
Just relax, Jack. Let's see what's going on in here.
Just sit down and I'll check into it.
Just sit down. Sit down.
Just standard farewell address. I know it by heart.
Just... just trust me.
Keep those stomach acids flowing, Jack!
Knock it off, Margaret. You're riding in the Subzero.
Lab? No, I work at Safeway.
Lady, all I got was an address, not a book of instructions.
Laser subsystem analysis, check.
Leave everything behind.
Legal counsel to reputed organized crime figures.
Let him go.
Let me get the suitcase out of the trunk.
Let me see.
Let me take care of him.
Let me tell you something about Tuck Pendleton.
Let, him...
Let's drive.
Let's face it, your regular office visits
Let's get him out of there!
Let's go buffalo gal.
Let's not, huh? All right?
Let's re enlarge.
Let's see. (GRUNTS)
Let's split this... no right scene.
Life support systems inoperative. Switch to manual.
Like a cigar?
Listen, don't run any red lights. Okay? Thanks a lot.
Listen, I've been thinking about something, and...
Listen, sweetie, I don't carry that kind of cash around with me.
Look at this thing.
Look, do you want to drive? I'm going as fast as I can.
Look, don't leave. You know you love me.
Look, first amaze me, then we'll talk funding.
Look, I know you're crazy about me. (LAUGHS)
Look, I think you owe this to me.
Look, Lieutenant, let's review this neuromuscular
Look, Lydia, you're just gonna have to trust me, okay?
Look, uh... Tuck's in trouble. He needs your help.
Look, you got something to say, why don't you say it.
Look... I just... I want one moment alone.
Lydia, I stubbed my toe on the cab when I kicked door.
LYDIA: Bless you, Jack.
LYDIA: Hey, hey!
LYDIA: Somebody call the police!
LYDIA: Yeah.
Lydia!
Lydia!
Lydia!
Lydia!
Lydia!
Lydia.
Lydia... Please, hear this. Please.
Lydia... will you look at me when I'm talking to you?
MAN ON PA: Activate Photon echo Memory system.
MAN ON PA: All personnel, we are now at priority level one.
MAN ON PA: All technicians report to the substation monitors.
MAN ON PA: Commencing PEM number one insertion.
MAN ON PA: Initiate hydroponics check.
MAN ON PA: Prepare for shield closure.
MAN: (FAINTLY) ...in that special fraternity
MAN: Hey, does anybody know where the head is around here?
MAN: Mr. Putter? Mr. Putter.
MAN: Okay, let's go.
Margaret, look what you've done to us.
MARGARET: Let's get out of here.
MARGARET: Mr. Igoe... stop him.
MARGARET: Oh, yes. He should be alive.
MARGARET: Put the girl in my office.
MARGARET: We'll use the chip we have to miniaturize Mr. Igoe.
Margaret.
May be a nice vacation. How does that sound?
Maybe it was "drink me".
Maybe it's one of these, look.
Maybe we can use him.
Microchip interlock complete.
Mild hypothermia.
Mind if I just dip into your suitcase?
Miniaturization, Jack!
Minus 20.
Minus ten.
Mirror, oh... What are we gonna do?
Mission control command, Do you read me?
Mm hm. And now I have a new one.
Mmm!
Move over, Picasso. Look at this.
Mr. Igoe will pilot the pod out, through a tear duct or a sweat gland.
Mr. Putter, if you please?
Mr. Putter, we...
Mr. Scrimshaw?
MRD sequence initiated.
Murnau...
Music, do you hear that?
My friend, we have been waiting for you.
Nam myoho renge kyo! Can you do it, Jack?
Nam myoho renge kyo! Nam myoho renge kyo
Never beg. Never beg!
Never mind that.
Never mind, it's none of your business.
Never mind.
Never mind.
Nice wedding.
NILES: He can't open the hatch!
NILES: We can make duplicates, of course.
Nine, eight, seven,
No booster left.
No excitement. Doctor's orders.
No wait, wait.
No, Alice in Wonderland. She drank something and became small.
No, besides it's humiliating being this small.
No, I don't buy that, Jack.
No, I just got up too fast, so I was a little dizzy.
No, I'm right, it's a five.
No, I'm sorry I didn't hear anything.
No!
No! Absolutely not until you tell me what's going on!
No! He'd sooner trust somebody with his life than with this car.
No! They're prototypes!
No.
No. Come on.
No. Oh, no.
No. You didn't do so bad. She's a tough cookie.
No. You know what's going on here. You read the note.
Nobody even noticed my cufflinks.
Nobody has the balls to use them. Am I right?
Not a pretty thought.
Not exclusively at first, at least for me...
Not mousse! Hair spray!
Not to worry, Putter. We know what we're doing.
Not yet. (EXHALES)
Nothing. Um...
Now hit him! Run!
Now I want to do the things I only write about.
Now it's talking about God.
Now open your mouth, come on.
Now, I want you to listen to me and I want you to listen good.
Now, what do we do to we save Pendleton?
Now, when he leaves the hotel, we go, too.
Nuclear weapons, Jack.
Obnoxious woman with bright orange hair.
Of all American hero types here tonight.
Of courageous men who risk life and limb to explore the stars,
Of his incredible tolerance for pain?
Officer, give me a hand. I know the Mayor.
Oh, come on.
Oh, for a while now.
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, great. Gonna have tetanus now.
Oh, I am in no shape to drive? That's really good, Tuck.
Oh, I came with her,
Oh, it's only two years savings, no big deal.
Oh, Jack...
Oh, Lydia! I'm a dad.
Oh, my God, cover your eyes.
Oh, my God, he's completely spaced out.
Oh, no, I'm inside a guy who likes game shows.
Oh, no, no, please. Give me a break.
Oh, no. She knows about the suitcase.
Oh, thank God! I can see!
Oh, that's great, doc!
Oh, the Cowboy is leaving.
Oh, Tuck always keeps a packed suitcase in the trunk,
Oh, yeah, I forgot.
Oh, yeah? I never trusted Pete Blanchard.
Oh, yes. How could I forgot? The sauce.
Oh, you knock it off!
Oh!
Oh! I knew it!
Oh! Ugh!
Oh! You've found it.
Oh.
Oh. Oh, yeah, right. Uh...
Oh...
Okay, buddy boy, here we go.
Okay, go to the mirror.
Okay, how?
Okay, Jack. Let's review.
Okay, Jack. Signing off.
Okay, Jack. This is it. The doors are unlocked.
Okay, pal, here's how I spell relief.
Okay, prepare PEM number one.
Okay, stand by. I need final confirmation from Biomed.
Okay, TC, do you confirm we're clear to proceed?
Okay.
Okay... Uh huh.
Once he takes over the pod and gets the chip...
Once Igoe's inside Putter and takes command of their pod,
One, zero.
One: I make love with my boots on.

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