The Proud Family: Louder And Prouder (2022) - Season 1 Edit

A boy that does makeup?

A brother in charge! (LAUGHING)

A family a family proud, proud family

A family, a family Proud, Proud family

A family, family proud, proud family

A family, family Proud, proud family

A family, family Proud, proud family

A family, family Proud, proud family

A family, family Proud, proud family

A family, family Proud, proud family

A family, family Proud, proud family

A father and son plunged 839 feet, breaking the sound barrier.

A gorgeous mid century Tudor on the...

A little hot wax and you'll be fabulous again.

A little jalapeño for the spice

A lot has changed since I came out of the locker, Proud.

A million dollars?

A present from you

A protégé, y'all.

A quesadilla?

A quinceañera is a 15th birthday party.

A quinceañera.

A strange light came into my room, my body, my voice changed.

A very detailed and intimate report.

About that, baby girl.

About that, where is everybody?

Absolutely! I love gumbo.

Actually, no, Penny. That was for me.

After all, it is your house.

After all, we brothers have to stick together.

After all, your daddy didn't name you after Kareem Abdul Jabbar

After you take away the 15% administration fee.

Ah ha. That's right. Your old singin' group.

Ah, giving Dean Big Guy attitude will get you nowhere. Now take this.

Ah, what there?

Ah, your mother. Trudith, my dear, may I have a word with you, please?

Ah! Trudy!

Ah. So you finally took your own advice.

Ahhh!

Aight, bet, I got you.

Aight, look, it's at school. It's in the health room.

Aight, look, what about a Broke No Joke page?

Ain't nobody get no money.

Ain't nothing wrong with spreading salsa all around

Ain't that right, baby?

Alex Haley found Kunta Kinte, Chicken George and Halle Berry for less.

ALL EXCEPT PENNY: Ooh!

All I got is my church dress.

All I need is $75 and some monkey feed to get into production.

All I need is an app

All my girl breaks necks Ain't no surprises

All right, a brother.

All right, all right, it's settled.

All right, basics, listen up. You want to slim down those chubby cheeks,

All right, everybody, be quiet, sit it down, settle down.

All right, everybody, put your books away and get ready for a pop quiz.

All right, listen, I'mma let you slide this time.

All right, My My, time to go.

All right, say it, don't spray it.

All right, slim, be careful.

All right, well, let's go to Wizneyland.

All right, y'all. See you later.

All right, Zoey, show me what you're workin' with.

All right. (BLOWS WHISTLE)

All right. Do you want Ivy League? Ooh!

All right. If you little crumb snatchers don't sit down and zip it,

All this cheesy gooey goodness is how I get down

All this money might build Another Black Wall Street

All those pesticides they spray on it is a conspiracy to take us out.

All we have to do is learn code,

All we have to do is start the ride and lower her down, slowly.

All y'all look like losers, so get ready to be clawed.

All you need is a stupid video and three likes,

ALL: Background?

ALL: Huh?

ALL: I love you, I'm beautiful, I can do anything.

ALL: Lizzo!

ALL: Yeah!

ALL: Yeah!

ALL: Yeah.

ALL: Zang!

ALL: Zang!

ALL: Zang!

ALL: Zang!

Almost as much as I love ice cream cake.

Alone in a world that's so cold? So cold

Already here.

Although, I really couldn't tell who was following who.

Always getting in trouble.

Am I the only one that saw that?

Am the Snack Master!

Amen, sister!

An ocean of violets in bloom

And 18 pair of white tube socks

And a brand new car.

And a great FICO score.

And a meet and greet with the world famous...

And a monkey stompin' on your dreams?

And all your money into my pocket.

And also, non refundable.

And anything else I tell them to do.

And as always, Wizard counts by five, y'all.

And as long as we believe and stick together,

And as RA, my door is always open.

And as you can see, everything is in tip top shape.

And brown Twiddle.

And by the way, big brother, I stopped payment on that last check.

And by the way, I approved your loan.

And certainly no teacher should go homeless

And combined it with the land on which we stand.

And could've fudged with my credit score just a smidgen.

And don't you forget it.

And every red light represents a Get In driver worldwide.

And Freddie Mercury's moustache.

And George Clinton's drawers.

And get ready for a pop quiz.

And get rid of those disgusting outfits!

And getting shot out of a cannon by Lamorne Morris

And give KG my number.

And give my shirt back!

And go to Washington, D.C.

And godmother to your daughter, let it go.

And hangs out with this granddaddy rapper named Snoopy.

And he looked right through you two ratchets, to me.

And he produced our latest track, which we selling' for $19.99.

And he wonders why I don't like to admit that he's my son!

And here it is now.

And hopefully, without fingerprints.

And I am changing the theme to, "Diamonds Are Forever."

And I am not giving that up for a school called P.U.

And I can't just get involved with anything.

And I can't wait to rub this into my grin.

And I don't know what he did, but it bounced.

And I got a gig that weekend.

And I had an emergency photoshoot. Show 'em, Mr. Chips.

And I had no idea the kind of pressure I was putting on that girl.

And I have 500 monkeys in tip top shape and ready to go.

And I just put 15 whole pies on my dad's credit card!

And I mighta coulda forgot to put down a couple of IRS levies.

And I only need $18 million to complete development.

And I spit the rhymes.

And I thought if...

And I told her she could stay here with us until she got on her feet.

And I want my money back, too.

And I was just sent the video that proves it.

And I was thinking maybe you could be president of...

And I woke up like... well, like you, Proud!

And I'd love to be there but...

And I'll be sure to unblock you on all my social media.

And I'll drop the kids off at the Wizdome.

And I'll let Pennywise go.

And I'm assistin' him.

And I'm not gonna always be your baby girl.

And I'm pretty sure this is it for me.

And I'm ready. Are you ready?

And I'm the K I D, the Kid Capri!

And I'm verified.

And if I win, I get to live like you for a week!

And if it happens to sound like me, even better.

And if they go bad, everybody goes bad!

And if you can, you know I would do nothing to hurt you.

And insects.

And it also ends today.

And it's all because of what you told me.

And it's litty.

And it's my job as your father...

And judging by the smoking ruby chunk glass,

And just for that, I got a surprise for y'all today.

And just keeping it real, people, I kinda like it.

And make sure it's all caps, sis, 'cause it's not gonna work,

And my so called Followers let me down.

And not wearing old pajamas and a lunch room avocado facial mask,

And now I'm runnin' the Jalapeño popper bumper car ride

And one.

And only you, you know that. Come on.

And over here is Chuck's beautiful family.

And over here last, but not least, is your baby brother, Chuck.

And over there is Man's wife, Peaches. Ain't she cute?

And over there is your room.

And people with bad accents.

And please don't touch anything.

And posted a photo on my Hologram account.

And Principal Hightower said you can have your job back, too.

And really consider others, their feelings, their soul,

And someone desperate enough to drive the kids for next to no money.

And somethin' about "under the penalty of law?"

And stop wobblin', Mr. Chips! And get that grinder!

And submit by semester's end. Any questions?

And suddenly, people don't like me!

And suddenly, the whole world wants to follow you?

And thanks to all y'all. I really appreciate it.

And that goes for everybody! Matter of fact, just leave!

And that ice cream cake is far superior than regular cake. And...

And that way, I could take your place and live with Tía Sunset.

And that's how I plan to make Proud Snacks a global hit.

And that's just how we do it, do it, do it

And the doorbell hasn't stopped ringin'.

And the glasses go above the knife.

And the loser, as always, goes into the crab barrel.

And the new number one on Maya's sellout list,

And the only good thing about that, is you here with me,

And their lead singer, Penny Proud!

And there ain't nothing that any of y'all can do

And there is nothing you can do about it.

And there's nothing he can do about it.

And there's nothing you can do about it

And this is only the beginning.

And Tio Barry will give you all backstage passes.

And to get my blue, I need to see some green.

And until you do, we got you.

And we got our own record label.

And we like it...

And we'll have that check for you in a couple of days.

And we're both adopted. That's wrong.

And we're not gonna take it anymore!

And we're ready to go national.

And what can I do for you? Get you a turtleneck sweater? (LAUGHING)

And what have we here?

And what's your name again, young man?

And when I clicked on your name...

And where did you get popcorn from anyway?

And where's your rent, Ms. Hill?

And where's your report, funny boy?

And with great power comes great fear... fear of getting cancelled by me.

And would like to know where the dressing room is.

And yes, I know that day will come.

And yes, I've been thinking about working out.

And you are a pure loser. See you at the church on Sunday, Rev.

And you are going to need me one day, Proud.

And you are welcome to come along with me, My My, and KG.

And you can forget that Christmas bonus!

And you can't get in lookin' all crusty and musty.

And you don't have to be, baby girl. You got plenty of time to figure it out.

And you just have to trust that you and Mama did a good job raising me.

And you know what? I owe it all to you, Penny Proud. Thank you.

And you look absolutely stunning yourself.

And you over there tryin' to be messy.

And you put down your stink attitude. Trippin'.

And you ruined Makeup Boy's life.

And you two left feet having, no rhythm, bumbling basics are not going to ruin it.

And you won by a landslide. You gonna pull it off!

And you, too, basketball head.

And you're gonna win if I have to strap...

And you're mad at me for going on that date with you and that little boy.

And your food tab, which you ran out on.

And your nappy haired brother gon' pay for makin' my baby sister cry.

And, um...

Animals strike curious poses

ANNOUNCER: Buy your Proud Family Snack, only $5.

ANNOUNCER: Come to Snackland again soon.

ANNOUNCER: Goodbye.

ANNOUNCER: Have a great day at Snackland.

ANNOUNCER: Keep your hands and arms inside the Jalapeño popper

ANNOUNCER: Snackland, the most dangerous place on Earth.

ANNOUNCER: Welcome aboard.

ANNOUNCER: Welcome to Suga Mama's Drop of Doom.

ANNOUNCER: Welcome to Suga Mama's Drop of Doom.

ANNOUNCER: Welcome to Suga Mama's Drop of Doom.

Answer me this.

Anybody else got anything to say?

Anyone up for a test run? Suga Mama?

Anytime you want a ride, Penny Call your Uncle Bobby

Anyway, I got a big promotion out of that.

Anyways, all I'm sayin' is, don't give up on your dreams.

AOC Megan Rapinoe Ilhan Omar power to the people speeches.

Apparently, enough people to make my video go viral.

Apparently, LaBrea's crazy self...

Are you crazy? Don't change a thing.

Are you kidding me? All this money you spending?

Are you okay, LaCienega?

Are you ready?

Are you? Really?

Aren't they great? And they're edible,

Aren't we, LaBrea?

Aren't you proud of me?

Aren't you sick and tired of them forgettin' to pick you up?

Aren't you sick and tired of waiting on your parents for rides?

Argh! You cheated!

As a matter of fact, I do, Suga Mama. Security!

As is most likely my journalism career. This has been Vanessa Vue,

As it turns out, the Get In driver in question was not a man,

As long as he's Michael.

As soon as I get that secret ingredient for my famous chicken cacciatore.

Aside from kicking some butt, I figured this was the least I could do.

Aside from the fact that LPDZ is not together anymore,

Assalamu alaikum. You like bean pies?

At least I'm becoming one.

At least Patti LaBelle's cookbook should be on here or somethin'.

At the advice of my attorney, I plead the second.

At the scene of a horrific accident at the city's newest theme park, Snackland.

Au contraire, mon cheri...

AUTOMATED VOICE: We're sorry, your call cannot be completed as dialed.

Aw, I miss you more.

Aw, man. Well, that didn't work.

Aw, Ms. Hill, don't cry. You gonna make me cry.

Aw, that's sad.

Aw. I love y'all too. But more importantly, love yourself.

Away from these weird people.

Ay mia, que feo! Okay, do it.

Baby, how you feelin'?

Baby, how you feelin'? Feelin' good

Baby, how you feelin'? Feeling good

Baby, how you feelin'? Feeling good

Baby, how you feelin'? Feeling good

Baby, it's easy

Back in the day, we'd jump at the chance to dance with a pretty girl.

Back to middle school. College is hard.

Balderdash! How could two year olds operate heavy machinery like this?

Bam, Suga Mama. Take that!

Bam! 10,000 followers in one day. What did I tell you?

Bam! Six deuce!

Bamboo is why there's only a few dozen of us left.

BANKER: Next.

BANKER: Over there.

Banks don't give money to someone who got a 300 credit score.

Barry and I are working undercover tonight.

Barry, my man! I love you.

Barry, Oscar Proud, President and C Snack O of Proud Snacks.

Basic.

Basketball?

Be quiet, Oscar.

Be true to yourself.

BeBe, CeCe, what are you doin'?

Because danger brings excitement to their boring, unfulfilled, pathetic lives.

Because everybody likes me. You'll see!

Because he's out of uniform.

Because I have a mind of my own?

Because I was willing to do anything to be your friend.

Because I won't give someone

Because I'm hungry.

Because I'm not trying to hide behind a faceful of foundation and lip gloss?

Because of your daddy, I spend $100,000 a year on therapy.

Because that would be unscrupulous, y'all, is in the lead.

Because their parents told them the exact same thing?

Because what are those?

Behold, for Proud Snackers everywhere, Snackland!

Being grown is so hard. All my friends left me.

Besides height, muscles... a great aroma,

Besides, I don't even have no car seats in the car. Now, bye!

Besides, I think Olei tryin' to get with your brother.

Besides, Ms. Hill made her own bed.

Besides, there's nobody more woke than Makeup Boy.

Besides, this is a great idea.

Besides, you're not a dancer,

Better than you.

Black Twiddle is lovin' it, people.

Blame the twins!

Block party? Isn't it a school night?

Bobby still don't know how to use a knife.

Bobby, I think this nice mountain of a man wants to talk to you.

Bobby! Whatchu doin' in the car with that girl?

Boo, boo, boo.

Boo, we need to take you shopping for some new Wiz Mar wedges

Boo... Snackers. Coach is a punk.

Booked, and held without bail.

BOY 3: I don't know if I like her now.

Boy, any fool can see that that ain't nobody but Mr. Chips.

Boy, someone's impulsive and snippety.

Boy, that was the best vacation I've ever had.

Boy, you know you're going to jail.

BOY: Dijonay, let's bounce.

BOY1: Two dads?

BOY2: Damon has two moms.

Buddy, why would we do that?

Burn it.

Business isn't really my thing.

But a simian with a fake driver's license.

But alas, since we're crossing boundaries,

But as of now, I am officially no longer confused.

But at least my outfits and choreography were on point.

But at least they appreciate me for being me.

But don't worry, baby bobba, I'll take care of Roker.

But don't worry, Sis.

But don't worry, there will be other school trips.

But fame costs, and in this case, it's $25 an hour.

But he weighs 400 pounds,

But hey, it's your day, child.

But how we gonna get all the way over there?

But I can promise I'll strive to be the best teacher you ever had.

But I can't go back, Daddy.

But I don't even know what this stuff is. How can I sell...

But I don't like basketball.

But I gotta get that bag!

But I have to admit it,

But I really don't care My nacho life is not your life

But I spent all my money on books.

But I tracked down Suga Mama's people.

But I was gonna say, "Knick knack paddy whack, give mama what she needs."

But I'll be home for dinner in about a week

But I'm not.

But I'm only doing it for you. Not me.

But if I win, I get your most valuable employee, Peabo.

But if you swipe up now and use my code "Makeup Boy" in all caps,

But it is what it is.

But LaBrea talked me down.

But my baby really killed it.

But nobody talks about my snacks.

But not for long, my furry friend.

But not just any blue, my blue.

But not too much, Penny. Remember how we raised you.

But one day you will when you have your own children.

But other than that, I didn't say anything.

But Penny's gotten rid of all the teachers, janitors, hall monitors,

But please believe me when I say, if you let go, you will be safe.

But that's okay. We got you, Makeup Boy.

But the fact that she got fired and is living in her car is all because of me.

But the feds are gonna put me in jail.

But the pep rally is coming up.

But the rest of it's true.

But there's Lil Jordan, Lil Shaq,

But there's no way a girl's gonna beat me in basketball.

But they are now.

But today is your lucky day.

But we don't have money for a CD. We're broke.

But we got Michael

But we just got a huge surge. Come check it out.

But what about us?

But what are you doing?

But whatever it is, I'm sure it's expired.

But why? You don't even know me.

But Wizard Nova's paying' me to wear them, Daddy. They even sent me a check.

But you and Mama taught me

But you could say, "Oscar Proud."

But you gotta be true to yourself, right?

But you just left me on read.

But you were almost killed.

But you, Miss Thing, not so much.

But your daddy... that's another story.

But Zoey, girl, you need help.

But, Dad, I thought we were a team!

But, Daddy, you're always looking for a great business opportunity, right?

But, Daddy, you've always told me I can do anything.

But, if this is what you wanna do, then I guess...

But, of course, I'm cute.

But, um, where do you want me to put these?

But, Uncle Bobby, I can't do this.

Buy things they probably don't need or can't afford.

By the end of the semester, neither one will be there.

By the largest pharmaceutical company in the world, right?

By the way, you look amazing.

By the way, you've got to hit the shot

Bye bye.

Bye, big, nice house. Bye, neighborhood.

Bye, family.

Bye, girl.

Bye, LaCienega.

Bye, Mom. Bye, Dad. I'm going to the dance!

Bye, Tía Sunset.

Bye.

Bye...

Call me when the womenfolk ain't around.

Calm down, people. Take your seats.

Calm down, Snacky Monkey.

Can I have my glasses back, please? Whoever you...

Can I offer you a Proud egg roll?

Can you picture this?

Can you track it for me?

Can you turn on a night light, please?

Can't believe your dad let us go out on a date.

Can't you see I'm fleecin'? I mean, workin'?

Capricornio, darling, it is time to fly, or bye.

CECE: You stink.

Charles son, June Bug, and Charlie's boy, Man.

Check the box if you don't want me to steal...

Check this out. This is my drone footage.

Check, schmeck. If they think that they're gonna buy my baby, then they...

Cherry red, favorite color of my lipstick

Chicken.

Child, if I had a penny for every time someone threw somethin' at me on stage,

Child, we didn't either.

Child, you look like me the night I found out Karl Anthony Towns had a girlfriend.

Children.

Chips, bring in the monkeys!

Chips. Drink.

Chloe! I mean... Halle! I mean Penny is wearing...

Chocolate lattes on me, y'all!

CHORUS ON TV: Judge Byrd

CHORUS: Overruled

Clapback knick knack paddywhack. Say what say...

Colored glasses don't make you look younger.

Come back here!

Come back here! My mama gave me that car!

Come back here.

Come back, basics. Come back.

Come change your evil children.

Come now, come dry your eyes

Come on down here and clean your Suga Mama dentures.

Come on in, Penny. The water is just fine.

Come on now, respect your elders there, Bhad Bhabie.

Come on now. Stop fooling around.

Come on, clueless.

Come on, Dad, let's go.

Come on, Daddy.

Come on, Felix, relax. What does Barry got that you don't have?

Come on, Felix. I don't have anyone else to turn to.

Come on, girl, you'll be fine.

Come on, girl. (LAUGHS)

Come on, guys, I got my 20. Let's go.

Come on, guys. I know it sounds hard, but we've gotta do something.

Come on, I know the truth hurts.

Come on, Kareem. Bye bye, Proud.

Come on, Kareem. There's no one here to tell us what to do.

Come on, LaCienega. It was a joke.

Come on, let's go.

Come on, Lizzo, my dear, let the Snack Master show you around.

Come on, man. We're breakin' you outta here.

Come on, Penny. Let me show you how it go down around here.

Come on, Puff.

Come on, stay focused, Dijonay.

Come on, stop. You know that girl. She's just sensitive.

Come on, Trudy.

Come on, y'all. Y'all gotta help me.

Come on, you played football, for cryin' out loud!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on! Penny, come on, now! Time to hustle now!

Come on. Buy one, buy one.

Come on. You don't have to do this, Penny.

Come to think of it, I've got some hungry days ahead.

Congratulations, Majestic.

Consequences of such an unscrupulous transaction,

Consider it done.

Cooking is a woman's job.

Cooking? That's a mama's job.

Cooking? What are you talking about cooking?

Cool. Now what?

Coolest on the campus by empirical data

Could be anything, knowing Mr. Proud.

Could be some 400 pound guy sitting on his bed.

Couldn't say, "Sorry, I'm late for the meeting,"

Cousin LaCi.

Crab Barrel? That show is a scam.

Cross him up and finish him.

CROWD: (CHEERING) Bobby! Bobby! Bobby!

CROWD: Michael!

CROWD: Michael! Michael!

CROWD: Penny! Penny!

CROWD: Penny! Penny! Penny! Penny!

Cut it then!

Cuter than who?

Cuter than who?

Cuter than who?

Cuter than who?

Cuter than who?

Cuter than who?

Cuter than who?

Cuter than who?

Cuter than who?

Cuter than you

Cuter than you

Cuter than you

Cuter than you

Cuter than you

Cuter than you

Cuter than you Cuter than you

Cuter than you What can I do?

Cuter than you, what can I do ooh ooh?

Cuter than you, what can I do?

Da da dada!

Dad ain't say nothin'. And you ain't the boss of me.

Daddy already paid for my trip.

Daddy ruined my life!

Daddy, do you know that all the kids are being mean to Maya and KG

Daddy, I don't care about beating the Wizard. That's your dream!

Daddy, I just wanna say, I owe you an apology.

Daddy, I know you don't agree with me,

Daddy, I thought you were staying.

Daddy, please. Please, Daddy, please.

Daddy, thank you. That was the best quinceañera ever.

Daddy, we need to talk.

Daddy, you are making too much noise.

Daddy!

Daddy?

Daddy. Hey.

Dagnabbit! There goes...

Damn, woman, can I have a moment to myself?

Dang, Daddy, where your people at?

Dang, Daddy! This isn't fair!

Dang, I'm outta minutes.

Dang, Sticky, you really changed.

Dang. That's the tenth hang up of today.

Deathwish.

Defeated is your middle name, Oscar Proud!

Defending but not attacking...

Depends, why you asking?

Diamonds? Oui, oui, mademoiselle.

Did anyone give you permission to speak, acorn, huh?

Did everyone get their dress for my quinceañera?

Did I hear someone say "Pink i"?

Did she just throw shade?

Did somebody use my credit card on Wizard Prime?

Did you know Suga Mama's real name is Charlette?

Did you listen to the A track?

Did you see the way he was lookin' at me?

Did you tell my dad?

Did you think I'm lying? Is that it?

Did you unplug the garbage disposal?

Did your people receive a check I sent?

Didn't we have somebody here named Proud before? Didn't... Am I crazy?

Didn't you hear Solange? You should know better, sis.

Dig if you will the picture

Dijonay, are you ready?

Dijonay, because of whistleblowers like you,

Dijonay, I know you're not studying.

Dijonay, I thought you checked Mr. Carmichael's credentials?

Dijonay, I'm goin' on a break.

Dijonay, pop quiz.

Dijonay, shut up! Thanks for the private concert. (CHUCKLES)

Dijonay, where you goin'?

Dijonay, where you going?

Dijonay, you're only 14. We don't have wrinkles.

DIJONAY: Penny! Come out, Penny!

DIJONAY: Penny! Your daddy's here.

DIJONAY: Sorry!

DIJONAY: What're you on, that low carb?

DIJONAY: Yeah, girl!

Dijonay!

Dijonay!

Dijonay?

Dijonay?

Dijonay? Since you outed them.

Dijonay. Really?

Disinfect me

Disinfect me with your love

Disinfect me...

DISPATCHER: Copy that. Disturbance on the third floor.

Do I look stupid to you, Penny? (YELPING)

Do you even know what you're doing?

Do you have a problem with that?

Do you really think that the bank would give me a loan to build all of this

Does this mean you're denying the rumors that your children,

Doggone it! The boy did it.

Don't act like I don't know that song.

Don't act like you don't know I have a game, LaCienega.

Don't ever forget that, Penny.

Don't forget Memorial Day, okay?

Don't forget, we have a hair appointment in Ms. Gina's in a half an hour.

Don't judge me.

Don't just stand there, y'all. Go fix yourselves a plate.

Don't let it happen to you, Penny Proud.

Don't let the chips get soggy now

Don't let this periwig fool you. I will mop the floor with you.

Don't let your daddy pressure you. Be true to yourself!

Don't make me come over there and slap a knot upside your...

Don't one of yo' daddies work at the bank?

Don't pay attention to the haters, okay?

Don't say it, baby! Lie!

Don't stop hustling now!

Don't touch the snacks!

Don't worry, baby bobba.

Don't worry, I got you, Chewbacca.

Don't worry, Kareem, we'll still have plenty of fun without them.

Don't worry, LaCienega!

Don't worry, Pa. We got it handled.

Don't worry, Peabo.

Don't worry, Penny. Suga Mama'll give you your $200.

Don't worry. I got your mama's Wiz Fargo card.

Don't worry. They're on their way!

Don't you dare cut my hair.

Don't you eyeball me, girl.

Don't you know that this is private property?

Don't you mean upstairs?

Don't you move, Penny. You'll clear out my park!

Done. Now, get me out of here.

Double daddy's boy don't mean nothin' to me.

Download Get In! The greatest rideshare app ever!

Dr. Payne, my good man, as you can see,

Drake, Cardi B, and Bruno Mars done reached out to us today.

Dream, if you can, a courtyard

Driving up tomorrow,

Dude, no. You're delusional and gross. And I am calling campus security.

DW, please remove the Snack Master.

Each ride based on a delicious treat. Straight from the Proud Snack ovens.

Eh!

Enough old people.

Enough, city slickers. This is Towne de Roselyn.

Especially after I helped you out.

Even if I would do something that stupid,

Even when you start acting like a fool

Even when you start acting like a fool

Even when you start acting like a fool

Even when you start acting like a fool

Even when you start acting like a fool

Even when you start acting like a fool

Even when you start acting like a fool

Even when you start acting like a fool

Even when you start acting like a fool

Even when you start acting like a fool

Ever since the divorce,

Every day for the next year!

Every day, you should wake up, look in the mirror and say to yourself,

Every day.

Every school I've been to, there's always a group just like you.

Every single day that I'm headed off to school

Every single day that I'm headed off to school

Every single day that I'm headed off to school

Every single day That I'm headed off to school

Every single day that I'm headed off to school

Every single day that I'm headed off to school

Every single day that I'm headed off to school

Every single day That I'm headed off to school

Every single day that I'm headed off to school

Every single day that I'm headed off to school

Everybody go to bed.

Everybody out!

Everybody used to dress up like Prince.

Everybody, put your books away.

Everybody.

Everybody's got detention.

Everybody's in the back waiting to meet you. Come on in.

Everyone turn in your reports on Madam C.J. Walker.

Everything I wish you had stolen from me!

Everything okay, My My?

Everything you stole from me. And you gotta live like me!

Exactly what snack is this good lookin' ride based on, boy?

Except ace all five 2,000 page papers that you will thoroughly research

Except for the one I got from you.

Except Monday through Sunday.

Except that.

Except the dummy don't realize he don't have no Spidey powers.

Except we're actually going to Mykonos, not playing pretend in our backyard.

Excuse me, madam, but you're blocking the sun.

Excuse me, Ms. Lizzo? I'm LaCienega. I'm the "L" in "LMDZ."

Excuse me? Where am I?

Excuse me. I'm sorry, just...

Explains what?

Ey, turn that up, Papi!

F don't just stand for "fail." It stands for "funky attitude."

Face it, Penny, no one's gonna sign up unless we get an adult to make the calls.

Fake news! Here's my license.

Family every day and every night

Family every day and every night

Family every day and every night

Family every day and every night

Family every day and every night

Family every day and every night

Family every day and every night

Family every day and every night

Family every day and every night

Family every day and every night

Family reunion in Towne, Oklahoma, in three weeks.

Feeling good

FELIX: Leave me alone.

FELIX: Sunset, come here.

FELIX: Yep, it's pretty much over.

Fifty... You know what?

Fill the tray up really high

Fine, be that way. You wack anyway.

Fine! Come on, y'all, let's go get pizza! Everybody!

Fine. All right, you both can go.