A Boggle coach? What would I do?
A fire ant?
A Japanese machine gun blew my shins off in WW II.
A little tap on the fanny with a rolled up newspaper.
A live one what?
A long list of short words to narrow the gap.
A man doesn't have to wear pants around the house if he doesn't want to.
A man who can't keep up a lawn is either inept or stupid.
A man's gotta tell a woman when to stop eating.
A Manitoba 100.
A roomful of snickering 5th graders...
A Size 16 for Senora Ibenez, Triple E.
A Straight Arrow is against Bill HR 57...
A Straight Arrow loves nature.
A Super Squirter!
A Tojo torpedo sent our troop ship to the bottom.
A very bold gambit.
A whooping crane in these parts?
A woman fixing a car.
A woman in Phoenix contracted diabetes.
A woman's...
Absolutely.
Actually, her big day is the sentencing.
Actually, it was given to me by the Arlen Boggle Boosters.
Actually, Luanne fixed it.
Actually, my name...
After I learn Sex Ed, I'll be too busy dating.
After you walk on them?
Against other forms of nature...
Ain't gonna come over here and shut that dang ol' dog up.
Ain't that right, you house full of hookers?
ALEXl: Peggy Hill hesitated.
ALEXl: Peggy Hill is down to her last pencil.
ALEXl: What confidence. She wrote "harpsichord."
ALEXl: With no coach, she's really at a disadvantage.
All done, Hank.
All I'm saying is, keep the government out of the bedroom business.
All of you, just stop it!
All right, class. Let's do it.
All right, Dad, I need to talk to you about some of the things...
All right, hookers, listen up. I'll be back next year...
All right, it's gonna be best of three. I want a clean game.
All right, Joe Camel, you wanna smoke, let's go smoke.
All right, Peggy, I replaced my watch battery, ate a Cinnabon...
All right, Randy.
All right. Okay.
All right. Okay.
All right. This here's your whoop ass stick...
All right. Time to open my gift
All right. Who wants the first ride?
All righty. What's it for, son?
All righty. What's it for, son?
All that dang. It's gonna give you a low sperm count, man.
All the same, I'll give it a pass.
All the tricks and lies from our dads, they were part of the experience.
All you gotta know is, I took care of it with one little phone call.
All you gotta write is one word, "no"!
ALL: A Straight Arrow tells the truth.
ALL: Bye. PEGGY: Don't worry about the horse.
ALL: Come on.
ALL: I am. HANK: Gotcha!
ALL: Wematanye.
Also it says here, you gotta love all her creatures.
Also, this note, people. The brown herbal Ecstasy is bad.
Although it's probably not good for them. You're free to go.
Although parts of her are much younger.
Am I going?
American.
Amigo, it is time for some new zapatos.
An engine, four wheels, some kind of frame...
And a cassette radio, and we got our death cart!
And a tail with another claw on the end.
And a then whack, whack. We'd go "woo Ioo Ioo."
And after all we've been through!
And bought a P trap. I can't kill any more time. Let's go.
And by the way, I want them back.
And Dad can't say boo about it.
And Dad can't say boo about it.
And energy efficient, clean burning propane gas...
And enjoy life for all its rich, mellow flavor.
And even old Peg was there. Remember?
And even...
And every strain of flu the Orient could throw at us!
And fly jets, and maybe even be an astronaut.
And get out of this godforsaken store!
And get out of this park without getting caught.
And I am still excited about going to the mower show. Come on, let's go!
And I do not approve. Permission denied.
And I don't know what you did to this gentleman in his underwear.
And I hope that your leg gets better real soon...
And I looked at it...
And I used to crawl around on the hood and buff it till it shined like Christmas.
And I won't let him grow up to be a woman hating old fool.
And I'd be honored for you to meet my...
And I've tracked it to within 10 yards of your campsite.
And if I start to pick and choose, the whole system just breaks down.
And if it gets one degree hotter, I'm gonna kick your ass.
And if you ever try to take him away, so help me God...
And if you teach that Sex Ed class, so help me, I'll...
And if you're projecting this anger onto me...
And it's your fault for not nipping it in the bud.
And kiss your butt goodbye.
And Kramer comes sliding in just like he always does.
And may I be so bold as to ask you to tell your subjects about...
And not a 55 gallon drum more.
And now for the final test.
And now Team Hill is gonna bury that whooping crane together...
And Peggy Hill is far behind.
And show what she can do.
And so many things to do.
And the Duke himself, John Wayne, was really named Marion.
And the wig I styled for the Beauty Academy is ruined.
And then you have to eat them.
And then you turn the page, it...
And they were sewing my feet to my knees.
And they've got a pool.
And those who don't will be dead.
And times got hard after NAFTA sent the pinata jobs north.
And two and a sixteenth.
And vomited on their auto executives.
And we ask him to breathe life into our spirit bag.
And we drive back to Arlen with that big ass Boggle trophy...
And we eliminated 300 logging jobs.
And we had beat them Nazis in Italy.
And we will do just that in the dumpster behind Stuckey's.
And we're looking for a missing whooping crane.
And what is a tap and die?
And what to do about them.
And when you're older, I hope you're lucky enough to find a girl...
And with his features.
And you are right beside me, Hank.
And you are right there next to me. My coach. My man.
And you better cut it out if you know what's good for you.
And you boys get out there and bag some snipe!
And you can't get on base without taking a swing.
And you just have the one son?
And you start getting a monthly visitor.
And you still get headaches every night.
And you're allowed to bring a coach. You wanna be my coach?
And you're there, too, like some beauty queen of yore...
And you've made it so hard for him, he's afraid to ask.
And, Dale, I'd say the same applies to your Joseph.
ANGELS: Good morning, Charlie.
ANNOUNCER: And on display in Booth 5, the blade from Slingblade.
ANNOUNCER: It's on the green.
ANNOUNCER: It's on the green.
ANNOUNCER: Sunday! Sunday! And Saturday.
ANNOUNCER: Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!
ANTHONY: Do you work outside the home, Mrs. Hill?
ANTHONY: Getting back to the Hill family.
ANTHONY: He punched him!
ANTHONY: Mrs. Hill, how did you get this here on your forehead?
ANTHONY: Never mind.
ANTHONY: You say he hit his son with a bat?
Anyway, Hank, would you please tell Boomhauer...
Are they still playing that game where the cow's gotta drop dung in a square?
Are you feeling sorry for yourself? Well, you should be!
Are you saying I am not good enough to teach my own son?
Are you siding with your woman?
Are you some kind of man? Or are you a little boy?
Are you upset?
As in, "It was not my pleasure to make your acquaintanceship."
As long as the sacred fire is burning, the oath of silence is suspended.
Ashes to ashes, man. It's that dang old ashes to ashes.
At any hour of the day or night, and teach anything!
At the same time, 500 miles away...
Aunt Peg, I found this timing belt in the laundry.
Baby want a bottle? A big dirt bottle?
Ball one.
Bametomyam.
Bare breasted, Rolls Royce angel!
Bash it! Bash it!
Be there, as the biggest names in mowers unveil the latest grass cutting technology.
Because I'm coming to you, man to man...
Because I'm never gonna have sex.
Because of his narrow urethra
Because Peggy Hill is gonna teach that class!
Because the devil took Bobby off to the Hotel Arlen.
Because you're my friend.
Besides, it is not up to the United States government...
Best lawn after mine!
Bethany, it does not matter if your avocados are hard.
Better let some air out of my left tires.
Better than Bill? Or Dale?
Big, white, stubborn ass!
Bill, get his pants and shoes.
Bill, my lawn is in a constant state of readiness.
Bill, what are you doing here?
Bill, you don't want to be mixing and matching your petrochemical.
BILL: Don't worry, Hank.
BILL: Don't worry, Hank.
BILL: Hey, getting your lawn ready for Cinco de Mayo?
BILL: I'll take that jerky now.
BILL: Me!
BILL: Peggy wants me to barbecue 20 pounds of Mexican sausage.
BILL: Wow, would you look at this place?
BILL: Wow! That's more than a human woman does in a lifetime.
BILL: Yeah!
BILL: Yes, buddy. Give it a chance.
Bob, just keep put, stop!
Bobby here gets the second.
Bobby Hill.