King of the Hill - Season 5 Edit

A bug!

A club member was incapacitated due to ice blocking.

A coupon for $20 off your first purchase of a windmill.

A D cell in the garbage. Oh, yes!

A death defying plunge through not one, not three..

A dollar buys the key. That's the friend price.

A few weeks later the audience stopped coming.

A freeloader.

A froggy went a courtin' and he did ride

A froggy went a courtin' and he did ride Sword and pistol by his side

A froggy went a courtin' and he did ride Uh huh, uh huh

A giant rat crawled into my inbox and died.

A glass of water?

A grotesque, flying water beetle.

A kid came running by, asking for directions to Arlen.

A lawnmower didn't cause this, it's genetic.

A leather backpack?

A lgestaxefolia.

A little bit, maybe.

A little tail.

A lot of nonsense.

A lot.

A mug? And it would say that I gave blood, right?

A new spaghetti pot?

A parka PM“!

A phone booth?

A place as romantic as it was expensive.

A poodle?

A ride to where Route 15 meets the 42?

A roll of duct tape, and this gagging bandana.

A sock never had an arm like this.

A stinky portable... washroom.

A veteran working on Veterans Day? That ain't right.

A week? Why didn't you call?

A week. We're staying over to the VFW. We love it there.

A white male with small buttocks and protruding belly...

A young man, naked in a massage parlor

About getting you a job at Strickland Propane.

About my idea was how authentic it will be.

About voting in your first presidential election.

About where you're from?

Absolutely. I am very good.

Accidentally throw away one regulator valve...

According to many expensive books I studied at the bookstore..

Actually, Bobby told me about that one

Actually, I am a substitute espafialteacher.

Actually, I kind of got kicked out of my apartment last night.

Actually, Mike is president of the Junior Volunteers Club.

Actually, sir, if you recall, what I said was

Actually, they weren't doing you any good, really, because you could see everything.

Ad space in this week's program...

Add that to the natural quickness of the Mason 5000...

Adhesive strips for envelopes that come in all different flavors.

Adjust the valve train and rebuild the carburetor.

Adopted?

ADRIAN: Hey, how're you doing? This is Tony from IVo Doubt.

After 16 years, I'm too embarrassed to ask.

After all, this is his brilliant idea.

After dessert, they're going to fire 15 bullets into our hearts...

After hearing the greatest orator of our day...

After my date with Miles.

After my second cry for help...

After the holidays, I'm gonna cook you a homemade chicken dinner.

After work we're gonna hang out and wash some golf carts.

Afternoon, ma'am. Wayne Pratley, Pratley Cadillac and Hyundai.

Against one Reynolds Penland, Chairman and CEO...

Ain't that so?

Ain't that the truth?

Alabaster Jones.

Alabaster!

ALARM: Perim eter brea ch.

All Dale does is eat, play with bugs, and make prank phone calls.

All I did was change the spark plugs...

All I know is if I don't vote, I won't get called for jury duty anymore.

All I need is Dale Gribble, the exterminator

All I'm saying is you have the tendencies of a Capricorn.

All it needs to move up to first are authentic war medals.

All of them. Except for taste

All of these plants are real...

All of us suffer from Diminished Gluteal Syndrome.

All profits go to save the rainforest.

All right then, Bobby. I'll see you at the club.

All right, Anthony. The record's a minute. You ready?

All right, back off. God.

All right, Bobby! Way to go, Son!

All right, Bobby.

All right, brain trust. The trial's tomorrow

All right, Dad, it's over.

All right, fine.

All right, get yourself washed up. We don't eat with dirty fingernails.

All right, hang on. This is gonna get hairy.

All right, Hank. Luanne is Cinderella.

All right, here's what we'll do for your science project.

All right, I can't handle a thousand details, Hank.

All right, I'll lose him in the alley.

All right, kid. Step slowly towards me...

All right, man, get out of that jalopy and let's talk some business.

All right, man, you can have her

All right, Manger Babies.

All right, Octavio.

All right, that tears it. Dad, you give that to me right now!

All right, that's it. I do not plead guilty.

All right, then.

All right, then. I guess I'll see you guys next Tuesday.

All right, then. I will let you play with your doll.

All right, what are we water ballooning?

All right, which one of you guys mooned the Governor?

All right!

All right!

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Bobby, you're gonna have to stay out here.

All right. How did you learn so much about golf?

All right. I gave you fair warning.

All right. I'll go get the bike.

All right. If Mr. Strickland calls, you tell him..

All right. If no one's going to say it to you, Hank, I'll say it.

All right. Let's see what we got here.

All right. Prepare to cast off.

All right. Talk to you later. Bye.

All right. That's it. The wedding is tomorrow.

All the books about it are by comedians.

All the suckers are at the polls. The outlet malls are empty.

All they do is boss people around.

All this was about trying to frame me?

All voters are the same:

All we've got is some Vegas theme at our dance...

All you have to do is promise not to have sex again...

All you lost was those pants.

ALL: [Singing] Kum ba yak, my Lord

Allergies can come and go suddenly and mysteriously. it's a fascinating field.

Allow me to introduce myself.

Almost 0.001% of what he was seeking.

Also white

Also, sir, your truck is parked more than one foot from the curb.

Although I am not sure what you mean by "precedent."

Although, can I ask you if you know a student named David Kalaiki Alii?

Am I missing something?

Am I the only one who allows his mind to prance outside the box?

Amount $17.47.

An athlete?

An eighth of a tank of gas'll get me.

An estimate does me no good.

An offensive lineman for the virgin quarterback.

And "those chumps who will push my truck."

And 1,500 for your right.

And a brand new president.

And a brand new president.

And a free MP3 player if you sign up 10 other virgins.

And a million times a day my dad asks me, "How's the weather up there?"

And a team is only as strong as its weakest player.

And a vanity mirror.

And after the weather, they did a story about a squirrel that water skis.

And all the nicknames we had for him.

And Ann Richards is hot.

And another $20 for expenses.

And another turn the same man 3 feet short

And anyway, she's got coloring books of the Grand Canyon.

And as for your lawn, it's my responsibility...

And as we move west toward El Paso, watch out for high winds.

And ask him for his Purple Heart, Silver Star...

And at midnight...

And at the end of the first quarter, McMaynerbury leads 10 to 7.

And Boomhauer have to do with history?

And Brad's ex best friend.

And buy a gift to make a needy kid happy.

And can't do the Dishwasher of Doom.

And clear.

And could you drive?

And dang it, I'm not just doing it for me.

And destroy his credibility.

And do it all over again in Texas, I would.

And Don Postley, back when he had all his fingers.

And don't worry about the garage door.

And Dub Taylor.

And each day has been better than the one before.

And erase their memories.

And even if we weren't, well...

And fans of premarital abstinence.

And feed it a steady diet of strategic disinformation...

And filet mignon and tenderloin.

And for less than the cost of cleaning the house...

And for the next week, because you're so old...

And get him a job as a caddy at the golf club.

And give off oxygen which I use throughout the day.

And God said to me, "Don't do it."

And going all the way to heaven.

And going down.

And Hank's urethra is too narrow to have another child.

And hats off to Mike Soto for spearheading that.

And having this little fellow.

And he continued to sleep peacefully. It was pure chaos.

And he mooned Eleanor Roosevelt.

And he said to me, "Peggy, I think I might be gay."

And he thinks I'm a pimp.

And he was all:

And he's gonna go to his grave thinking that

And her doghouse is already better than your house.

And her marriage because she is unattractive to me.

And his shirt is white. And his jacket is blue.

And his tie. Which is red.

And hold it for the rest of the game.

And how we're all children of the earth.

And how you flush your urine whether or not you've also left feces.

And how's my Uncle G.H.?

And I am a Texan, too.

And I am Central American singing sensation Lamotil.

And I am not failing. I am doing A work.

And I am the only one who saw fit...

And I bet that sock doesn't have Troy Aikman's jawline.

And I bet the guys there would get a kick out of Chip's...

And I better have my ho in my car...

And I can't deny him anything in the world. No, I can't.

And I can't remember exactly how the conversation turned to coffins

And I can't wait to take you home and unwrap you...

And I did not want to make the same mistake twice.

And I don't have the energy to listen to any stories. The end.

And I find that a whole lot more attractive than Hank's bony ass.

And I have decided to give that boy the high school education he deserves.

And I have paid the price.

And I insist that you stay with us until you find a new place.

And I just might overcome my weak driving skills.

And I just, fell back into the life.

And I know how much Cotton enjoys cigars, so...

And I know I've spent more than a few nights thinking about her.

And I know just the place.

And I know when someone's talking down at me.

And I made sure to alternate between light and heavy chores.

And I never get to wear my cape?

And I never know when they're kidding and when they're serious.

And I ordered pizza.

And I really appreciate that.

And I still ain't done nothing to help my family.

And I still get my full pay.

And I thank her every day for that.

And I think that this spontaneous eye watering...

And I thought, "Hey, Bill's a better man than this ass.

And I tried a bagel and I actually liked it.

And I type 30 words per minute. Can we make out?

And I want all pep, no filler.

And I want her back more than anything.

And I want people laughing at me 'cause I'm shoving broccoli up my nose...

And I wanted to make sure it fits.

And I was just trying to make you feel better.

And I was never gonna save enough money to move out of your place...

And I went to bed happy.

And I will re sod the damaged area. Fair enough?

And I won't like him

And I'll give you the pants I just bought you for Christmas.

And I'll say this to you, and to you, and to you:

And I'll show you how a man enjoys Arizona.

And I'm Bobby Hill from TV's King of the Hill.

And I'm Bobby Hill from TV's King of the Hill.

And I'm going all the way back to when we were Stik Co.

And I'm looking at one right now. We're an unbeatable team!

And I'm tricking her out all over this town.

And I've had it up to here with her coming in all hours of the night.

And if anything has to thaw or ripen, I gotta know now.

And if his ears didn't stick out so much, he could wear a helmet.

And if I don't pass, then I should "no play."

And if it wasn't the train, it would have been something else.

And if she will let me talk to her, I will tell her myself. Tell her.

And if there are cops, they'll try to pin it on me.

And if you don't believe me, watch me shake my body!

And if you want me to sneak you into any PG 13 movies...

And if you want to remember the chemical formula for propane C3H8...

And in which box would I find Cotton's war medals, please?

And introduce her to George W. Bush.

And it does not make me any less of a man.

And it leaves early because of all the stops.

And it wasn't a conference game.

And it's all your fault.

And it's complicating my research.

And it's Mr. Strickland who gives me my money.

And it's not a propane emergency.

And it's puzzle day at the rec center.

And it's the exact same corn.

And it's the only way he'll get to college.

And its CEO, Reynolds Penland.

And jump up on me. I can't have that.

And Lenore is older, but still pretty.

And let George W. put his issues...

And let me pray in junior college.

And look at that. It's still got all the rips and tears.

And look at you with the spiffiest new office in town.

And maybe I didn't want to wait for you.

And maybe piña colada.

And meet back at Hank's barricade.

And most people find it much simpler just to get rid of the dog.

And my plates usually are so covered with mud anyway.

And No Doubt heard about the kidney boy.

And no one ever will. Now, strip off your clothes...

And none of them has been good enough...

And none of your song and dance is gonna change that.

And not having them anonymously vandalized, plan on losing.

And not in an attractive way, like Sean Connery.

And not my sixteen point plan for America.

And not sleeping with the help and such. But a wimpy handshake...

And now for our finale.

And now he's taking down his decorations...

And now we can go to the high school prom.

And now we're the talk of the freight yards.

And one acre of craft.

And paid for your glasses all them years, four eyes.

And people like to choose.

And PG 12 by Peggy Hill.

And plant a big sloppy kiss an the Dallas Fort Worth metroplex.

And pretended I was tiny.

And put it in the change machine, pretend you're in Las Vegas.

And quit trying to read my t shirt.

And ready, set...

And remember, you'll be performing for a man who's seen a lot of pep in his day.

And respect one another's privacy.

And see those pyramids.

And share our detailed sexual histories.

And she did use you as something of a pimp. But we all make mistakes

And she didn't turn me down.

And she fell for the wrong prince

And she has super hearing.

And she made the date with him?

And she's always been really tall.

And she's putting in a good word for you to replace her.

And she's set in her ways. Yep, that works all around.

And since I did it, they will succeed.

And sit anywhere you want.

And smells like a phone booth.

And so it begins.

And some kids came to steal it, and he turned tail and ran.

And some love to make.

And some potato salad if she brings her appetite.

And surrender Mister Crackers.

And Tammi is good people.

And tell him to find himself another punching bag.

And tell them they lost to Arlen High.

And that disc jockey in Philadelphia who ate people in his basement.

And that it's time you got it back...

And that stands for America. Communism!

And that's not a fat joke.

And that's to win the Durndle County Lawnmower Race.

And the air filter would work better in a small room.

And the Brooklyns are very good with him. I've seen it.

And the cheese...

And the class erupted.

And the engine mounts are rusty, and it was catching fire a lot...

And the excruciating headache.

And the family therapist we will undoubtedly have to see.

And the kids might not wake up.

And the man walked around the world and said to the king:

And the most pleasing lighting design...

And the one person who put me in touch with them...

And the only TV you watch is the MTV...

And the Oscar goes to me!

And the pockets are big enough for an umbrella.

And the secretary of education.

And the subscription label on this magazine...

And the underground garage clearance is only 7 feet.

And the use of the automobile. Is that true?

And the vaporization rate of a 100 pound propane cylinder...

And their side effects include drowsiness, hives and rectal bleeding.

And then have sex.

And then I sinned my pants.

And then it's McMaynerbury!

And then making Hank pay for it?

And then she brushed against me. And she smelled so good.

And then the train hit her.

And then toss on a few extra years for what he probably did.

And then when a toilet clogs in the presidential palace...

And then you came back to life.

And then you will have to make her look 40 years younger.

And then, upon my death, I would like to pass the land on to you, Dale...

And then... Oh, yeah.

And there is one thing I can do to help my son lead a happy, shame free life.

And there was water in the exhaust.

And there's a summons to appear in the Middle School's environmental court.

And there's not a single addict on that mother loving team!

And they are New York as all get out.

And they said nobody beats the claw machine.

And they said, "No problem."

And they'll laugh.

And they're not coming to watch David draw a triangle.

And things got kind of heavy.

And this is next week's rent in advance.

And this was back when being gay in Texas was not as fun as it is today.

And took her to the Rainbow Room.

And tossed out some of those videos.

And trying his damnedest to catch it

And walk on your butt, and left cheek, right cheek...

And watch what were probably repeats all night like some shut in.

And we are gonna tell on you.

And we are teeing off at 9:00 tomorrow.

And we can all goes in your truck.

And we can top the whole day off with the Christmas Smackdawn.

And we fill it with garbage. That's what it's there for.

And we'll never be able to afford that!

And we'll probably squeak by next week...

And we're gonna ride some blocks of ice down a hill.

And what I didn't get to do.

And what I learned was people like to spin.

And what is worse, David is cheating himself.

And what you need is a professional disc jockey.

And whatever else they gave him for killing all those Japanese.

And when that construction crane fell over...

And which I am not even having anyway because of track!

And while you're at it, blow her a kiss!

And will therefore obey my every command.

And you are affiliated with what tribe?

And you are so sweet to take care of her.

And you cannot put a blue book value on that.

And you felt a little uncomfortable with

And you have to respect other people's culture.

And you haven't been practicing. Your lawn is shaggy!

And you just held up a sign saying, "Good game."

And you know that if you were ever pinned under a tractor...

And you know what would be even more fun?

And you once came home from Mexico with a butt worm!

And you owe it to Bobby to take him along.

And you still wouldn't be able to take a corner like me.

And you will not use that Frenchman's wave with me.

And you wouldn't be able to tell him that you love him.

And you'll be eligible to win these valuable prizes.

And you're so loose and cheap.

And you've got the most in the neighborhood.

And your greatest fear is that he will die...

And your smoking is not helping. Cigarettes are hell on skin.

And, by golly, that's what counts.

And, Cotton, can I borrow your war medals for my float, please?

And, Dale, remember, everyone likes a hard worker.

And, David, I'm glad we got to rap.

And, well, we're being kicked out of the hotel...

And, you know, if there's any lumber left over...

And...

Andaloha to the Temple Tigers.

Ann Richards. So glad to meet you.

Ann Richards. So glad to meet you.

Ann Richards. So glad to meet you.

Ann, would you excuse me for a moment?

Ann, you're the best thing to happen to my life since Lenore ruined it.

ANN: Don't worry about Bill.

ANNOUNCER: And here he is, back after a short educational hiatus...

ANNOUNCER: And the winner of the First Annual Durndle County Mower Race...

ANNOUNCER: Anda third fumble from senior Charlie Macken...

ANNOUNCER: Dale Gribble on the Mason 5000.

ANNOUNCER: Good afternoon.

ANNOUNCER: Number 33, David Kalaiki Alii, The Flying Hawaiian!

ANNOUNCER: Racers, start your engines!

ANNOUNCER: Stock class racers, mount your mowers.

ANNOUNCER: Ten laps down, ten laps to mow!

Another frogman must have switched the hook after I surfaced.

Another hour and a half.

Another man touching her all over, playing with her manifolds?

ANTHONY: Hey, kidney boy.

ANTHONY: Let me out. I can't breathe.

ANTHONY: Yeah, soak in it.

Anthropologists have found the leftovers of these sacred meals...

Anti lock brakes. That's why they didn't lock.

Any one of which would have made a better janitor than you.

Anybody want to sleep on a bed of yucky garbage and drink toxic waste?

Anybody who says they remember that party wasn't really there.

Anyhoo, are you gonna button tuck the folds?

Anyone else? I'm still thirsty.

Anyway, Hank?

Anyway, it was some game.

Anyways, it's going to keep raining and hailing and thundering and lightning ing...

Apparently, he can't make it to the Gribbles' anniversary party. That's...

Apparently, there is a local rock band named Cedar Fever...

Arcadio!

Are philosophically a National League team.

Are responsible for most of the pollution in the air.

Are still coming over Sunday night for haircuts, right?

Are still married.

Are those paper plates?

Are you a homosexual?

Are you a patient of Dr. Tate?

Are you building a coffin?

Are you familiar with this Time Warner publication?

Are you familiar with this Time Warner publication?

Are you here for something in particular?

Are you ladies decent?

Are you listening, Bobby?

Are you ready to admit you were crying, Hank?

Are you suggesting we kill Boomhauer?

Are you sure it's the white man who did all that stuff?

Are you talking about dinner, or are you talking about me?

Aren't you the receptionist?

Arlen High is unstoppable!

As a janitor, what would you do...

As I know that you would forgive me...

As if rubbed smooth against the walls of cooking pots

As in the "McMaynerbury mascot massacre," as in

As in your ex wife?

As in, the owner.

As long as I keep sneezing, the lady next door can't say boo.

As long as we ensure that I'm the first thing the roaches see...

As my warranty card?

As promised, I present to you the VIP sub.

As soon as we get you into my truck and over there behind those trees...

As that Bobby Hall and brought home the wrong report card.

As well as the neon sign wattage limits.

As you all know, the money from the programs...

As you know, he's half Mexican, half Cuban.

Ass.

Ass.

At 70 degrees Fahrenheit, is how many BTU's per hour?

At ease, Sergeant.

At least I can keep loving my mom. Let me take a look.

At least it won't be too hard to chop it up and bury it.

At one point I even shelved him and hit the road solo.

At speeds approaching 12 miles an hour.

At the Heimlich County Fair.

At the hospital.

At the wedding.

At Tom Landry Middle School, we would never think of extending...

Aunt Peggy, everybody hates your Boggle tournament.

Awarded for bravery at lwo Jima.

Baby. Come here and let me get a good look at you.

Back off. I'm this boy's father.

Back to Texas.

Back when she was still worth loving.

Bangkok?

Banished to the garage while Bobby's party goes on without me...

Barbecue at midnight?

Be born outside Texas.

Bears the name of your optometrist.

Because Belton's still reeling from the drug bust!

Because Boomhauefls a saint.

Because chances are I've passed this debilitating condition on to him.

Because he gave David Kalaiki Alii an A.

Because I am living in downtown there!

Because I can do both but I will only do one

Because I come from white people and this is the first I'm hearing of it.

Because I don't need to vote, but I can always use a good pair of pants.

Because I will go right back in there and get a referral.

Because I wouldn't. And I don't.

Because if you try to stick the late Peggy Hill in an inferior casket...

Because my candidate's handshake had no character.

Because nothing says "I'm sorry" like "I'm sorry."

Because obviously, I have got it going on back there.

Because Tammi is a hooker!

Because they can't find Boomhauer's car if it's not there.

Because this is kind of a family and neighbor kind of

Because we're going to state

Because you are so rad.

Because you can barely understand her when she talks.

Because you didn't lay down the law with Wally.

Because you just took my breath away.

Because you're adopted.

Because your father is afraid of doctors.

Because your skin is beautiful.

Beef A Roni's quite a treat

Beef A Roni's really neat

Beer, Jennifer!

Beer.

Before we sue the Landry estate for child support...

Before you discover how wonderful sex feels.

Before!

Believe it, homie. She's my ho.

Believe me, Hank, if things go sour up north...

Believe me, honey, you are gonna be stopping cars.

Believe me, I prayed on it, Hank...

Believe me, I remember.

Believe me, it would.

Belton, and McMaynerbury. McMaynerbury!

Belton's been keeping it under pretty tight security.

Bert, I just heard. I'm so sorry.

Best case scenario, we catch Gribble playing lovey dovey with his wife...

Best thing I ever did. I'm worth more dead than alive.

Better hum, Dad.

Big laugh.

Big Tex.

Bill asked me to marry him.

Bill Dauterive, Ann's date.

Bill Dauterive, Ann's date.

Bill Dauterive.

Bill is gonna get it!

Bill is losing weight, jefe.

Bill is short for William.

Bill, Dale and I can handle it. Thanks, anyway.

Bill, Dale, help me push that car into the bushes.

Bill, if you wanted to call Lenore, why didn't you just tell me?

Bill, it wouldn't work out.

Bill, it's Dale.

Bill, knock knock.

Bill, spin my arm.

Bill, stop wasting the Governor's time with your nonsense.

Bill, why don't you take Marilyn out someplace nice for Valentine's Day?

Bill, you are scaring me. Weren't we just having fun?

Bill, you've made my evening.

BILL: A Texas Native license plate.

BILL: Ho, ho, ho!

BILL: I miss you, too. What are you wearing?

BILL: I'm getting awfully chilly. DALE: Up yours, Rodriguez.

BILL: Merry Christmas!

BILL: Oh, no.

BILL: Oh! I feel like I'm a millionaire construction worker.

BILL: What? What did I miss?

Bill! Not today! Abort!

Bill's been pushing for an invite.

Bite its face off!

Blast it! We will still win but we must train twice as hard.

Bobby carving his first turkey...

Bobby Hill o got the dillo!

Bobby is in, what I hope, is not his deathbed.

Bobby is my boyfriend. You know that.

Bobby is?

Bobby just started a new tradition.

Bobby was in the middle of a great story.

Bobby wouldn't be able to lift it...

Bobby, are you okay?

Bobby, catch.

Bobby, Chip, you get Dale's spot. Bill?

Bobby, did you see who did this?

Bobby, don't use the word "****," it's not polite.

Bobby, get away from the tracks, now!

Bobby, honey, don't worry.

Bobby, honey, I do not know what your father told you...

Bobby, honey, I know you want an adult party.

Bobby, honey, it is not because he doesn't love you.

Bobby, I agree that stealing Indians' land was wrong.

Bobby, I brought you an air freshener.

Bobby, I will have you know that I consider myself to be...

Bobby, I'll just be a minute.

Bobby, I'm gonna need you to turn in your keys and your horns.

Bobby, I'm heading over to the hardware store.

Bobby, if you get caught drinking again, it's gonna be your butt in this chair.

Bobby, if you have anything nice to say about the American Indians...

Bobby, if you're gonna bulk up, do it right.

Bobby, in honor of your first carving...

Bobby, in this house you don't get to sleep through your summer vacation...

Bobby, it's covered with Ladybird's hair.

Bobby, maybe you and your action figure...

Bobby, no! That's pig water!

Bobby, not in front of the Boomhauers!

Bobby, order off the kid's menu while you still can. it's cheaper.

Bobby, quick. Get in.

Bobby, take the wheel.

Bobby, thank God! What happened?

Bobby, that cannot be good for you.

Bobby, that's not funny.

Bobby, they're sold out.

Bobby, what are you doing to that steak?

Bobby, why do those guys think I have a tail?

Bobby, you cheated.

Bobby, you did this so Joseph could watch?

Bobby, you got tired on the drive over here.

Bobby, you got to believe me.

Bobby, you ought to leave a burger for your mother.

Bobby, you're gonna be my wallet caddy.

BOBBY: A policeman's uniform.

BOBBY: All right!

BOBBY: And Staubach goes back to throw.

BOBBY: As high schoolers, we should be doing something way cooler than this.

BOBBY: Chip! HANK: No!

BOBBY: Fluttering butterflies.

BOBBY: Here's a phone book. HANK: What the...

BOBBY: Hey, you Belton losers! Look what I found!

BOBBY: I need the latest hard numbers in the No Doubt competition.

BOBBY: I'm not sure.

BOBBY: Is that it?

BOBBY: lfl get one more Frisbee, I'm opening a store.

BOBBY: More juice, crazier straw. PEGGY: Roger that.

BOBBY: Oh, yeah! Arlen High rules.

BOBBY: So then I asked Joseph if he wanted to go riding bikes.

BOBBY: That's right.

BOBBY: To The Flowers of Time.

BOBBY: Tonight, Tom Landry Middle School!

BOBBY: Were we robbed?

BOBBY: Yeah. CONNIE: Cool.

Bobby!

Bobby!

Bobby! Get in here!

Bobby! Joseph is right here!

Bobby! Thank God you're alive.

Bobby?

Bobby?

Bobby?

Bobby?

Bobby? Tom Landry Middle School rules.

Bobby.

Bobby.

Bobby's a big boy, Peggy. Can't hang on forever.

Bobby's allergic to the dog.

Bobby's got Mister Crackers!

Bobby's having an allergic reaction to dander.

Bobby's told me a lot about you

Boomhauer thinks some Yankees came down and stole the car.

Boomhauer, did you find any other jackets...

Boomhauer, there's something you need to know.

Boomhauer, we're just saving an endangered species.

Boomhauer, what are you doing here?

BOOMHAUER: Maybe just make it one week.

Boomhauer!

Boomhauer's grave?

Both of you go home. And I'm not giving you a mug.

Both stars deserve top billing.

Bounce around a lot. Get it out of your system.

Bowling's on me. We can steal shoes.

Boy, am I jealous.

Boy, he was the best mascot Arlen's ever had. What a wild man.

Boy, Peggy. I don't know.

Boy, that's a lot of knives and flares and stuff for...

Boy, the place sure feels empty.

Boy, the place sure feels empty.

Boy, this is a choice cut of North Carolina pine.

Boy, this new manager sure is methodical.

Boy, you can almost hear all those years of McMaynerbury's whuppings!

Boy, you know that guy's catching a folding chair to the head.

Boy, you New Yorkers really are rude!

Boy, you're really up on your cannibalism, John Redcorn

BOY: Bobby Hill, get back here!

BOY: Dude, there he is.

BOY: Who's that? Bobby Hill? Come on, guys. We had better go.

Boy! A set of those sure would look sharp on my truck.

Boy. I had her all wrong.

Boy. Thank God for my free weights and your strong moral fiber.

Boys, slap me five.

Brag about... stuff.

Bravo, Bobby!

Break time's in an hour. You get three ounces of beef...

Broke?

Broken glass?

Buck Strickland does not give gifts.

BUCK: Well, see you later, Bobby. Remember to soak those feet.

Buck' s no baby sitter .

Building 42, living space K, in case we get separated.

But a few churchy words and a dunk in the lake doesn't change...

But a man's handshake is an issue.

But as a caring human being.

But because he is in a doghouse...

But believe me, after a couple of hours without his nightlight and humidifier...

But Bill says I can put overflow parking poolside at Luanne's house.

But Bobby Hill's talking tummy will be long forgotten.

But by this time next week, they will be.

But coach always told me to save it for football.

But Dallas is downsizing the flavored adhesive division.

But don't leave town.

But don't worry, Dad. I still care.

But even if you do, you can wear a gluteal orthotic...

But God has truly prepared a special place for you.

But Hank was bragging about his new belt sander all last week

But Hank's character is to vote anyways...

But he deserved an F.

But he has to love you whether you move in or not!

But he seems to have trouble applying himself in geometry.

But he will be.

But he's all I had!

But he's been asleep for 18 hours.

But he's kind of too big, so he had me do it for him.

But his neck wasn't really thick enough to play football, at least not competitively.