Hulk Hogan Sounds Edit

And.

Anyway.

Are you crazy?

Bang, splat. Real fast.

Brother who makes the spectrum rock'n'roll better than anybody.

But hey, man, I've been training for a year and now I think I'm bigger than you are.

But it won't be today, brother. It won't be today.

Don't do it.

Hell yeah. Let's go.

Hey man, I've been training for a year and now I think I'm bigger than you are.

Hey man, let's go out tonight.

Hey, brother.

Hey, I'm from New York.

His name is Vince McMahon.

Horses ass.

How soon can you start?

How the hell are you?

How you doing, my friend?

Howard Stern.

Hulk Hogan.

I am the real Hulk.

I apologize.

I guess I blew that one.

I hate to intrude.

I pity the fool. I pity your Mama. I pity your mama's fool.

I tell you what, I'll give you $14,000.

I tell you what.

I think I'm bigger than you.

I want to show you a few things.

I want to spend the rest of my life with you.

I want to take you out.

I want you to come up north next week.

I was a real horse's ass.

I'd be real pissed off.

I'll break you in half like a little toothpick.

I'll give you $10,000.

I'll give you $14,000.

I'm from New York.

I'm going to be there tomorrow and I'm going to workout with you. I want to show you a few things.

I'm going to get you an engagement ring and hopefully you'll think about moving to Minnesota.

I'm going to go out and buy a house.

I'm going to go out and buy a house. I'm going to get you an engagement ring and hopefully you'll think about moving to Minnesota.

I'm Hulk Hogan.

I'm madly in love with you.

I'm whole hog.

I've been training for a year and now I think I'm bigger than you are.

If we're in a real street fight and you ever get close enough to hit me, it would be all over.

Keep going. Don't stop.

Let's do it.

Let's go out tonight.

Let's meet at the Red Onion at 7:00 o'clock.

Listen, I'm serious. I want to take you out.

Look man, I made a mistake.

Me, Hulk Hogan.

Me.

My head was huge alright.

Next time we'll get the rest, you stupid fools.

No such luck.

No way.

No, I think I'm bigger than you.

No.

Not sure.

Now get mad and start talking.

Of Hulk Hogan.

Oh my God, you're dead. You're fired. You're never going to work here.

Oh my God.

Oh my God. You're dead. You're fired. You're never gonna work here.

Oh no.

Oh yes, I do.

Ohh brother.

Ohh.

OK, whatever you think, brother. You're the boss.

OK.

Please shut up.

Said no.

So you think you're a tough guy?

So you want to be a wrestler?

Steve, how the hell are you?

Steve.

Sure, no problem.

Sure, that'll really work.

Sylvester Stallone wants you to appear in his next rocky movie.

Sylvester Stallone.

Thank you.

That Sylvester Stallone wants you to appear in his next rocky movie.

That's for damn sure.

That's not what I want.

That's sure that'll really work.

The rock.

Then what?

This could be a problem.

Those are my shirts. I've got a right to sell them.

Try to stop me from hitting you.

Vince doesn't have anymore plans for you.

Vince McMahon.

We have talked on the phone during the holidays.

We're going to piss off a lot of people who want to see us wrestle.

Well, I could set you up with Hiro Matsuda, this Japanese guy.

What are you, chicken?

What do you think?

What gives you the right to be part of this?

What the hell is wrong with you?

What's running wild in the Philadelphia spectrum?

Whatever you think, brother. You're the boss.

Where's my percentage?

Who's got the largest arms in the world, brother?

Why?

With the rock.

Would you move to Minnesota so we can get married there the first chance we get?

Wow, that's unbelievable.

Wow, you're pretty quick for a big guy.

Yeah, hell yeah. Let's go.

Yeah.

Yes, I do.

You can't do this. You work for me.

You don't get a percentage.

You sold all those shirts? Where's my percentage?

You wanna be a wrestler?

You wanna dance with the nature, boy? You wanna make some serious money, brother?

You want to make some serious money, brother?

You work for me.

You'll never work for this company again.

You're embarrassing me running around like an idiot in your trunks.

You're fired.

You're fired. You're never going to work here.

You're right.

$10,000.

$14,000.