Cheers - Season 5 Edit

A a and it felt Really good.

A bartender dismembered...

A baseball player Malone.

A bon vivant Or something?

A brewskie.

A bruised thigh And a wrenched neck.

A career, A house, but...

A certain Flaxen haired beauty In your life.

A clean fish,

A client friend of mine, Jerry donahue, sent Those babies over

A colleague of sorts Passed away today.

A dancer's career Is not a long one.

A dear, dear old, very Close friend of mine.

A diet cola Would be wonderful.

A fan sent me Some new equipment.

A far more intense Release of emotion,

A feast for the eyes And the palate.

A fellow human being Whose emotions you twisted

A few of the guys And i have Been thinking

A free big coke with Every law degree?

A friend of mine in The jewelry business.

A good lot of women.

A guy could Have anywhere On the earth.

A guy gave him to me On the way in This morning.

A hex, a whammy, A voodoo, a curse.

A hockey game?

A hound from hell?

A house Full of kids, This crummy job.

A hut, an igloo, Or a wickiup

A koan is a paradox Upon which one meditates

A little bit of excitement To the game.

A little fish.

A little labor?

A little less Strenuous To do, huh?

A little refinement Of your appearance

A lot of panting and Rolling around...

A madame likova called

A major Disappointment, sam.

A man rises to such Popular acclaim

A minute ago, You said it stunk.

A nice romantic place To take a lady?

A once in a lifetime Experience, i tell you.

A place where You can always Feel welcome.

A pretentious, Self deluded windbag.

A pretty gutsy Thing to do.

A rather zaftig parisian cabby Sang the entire aria

A research grant From the national Beer foundation?

A ring is, Above all else,

A sailboat Anchored offshore,

A shrimp toast Is even better.

A slow and Methodical approach

A strong fish.

A student, and until My imminent marriage,

A surprise Cancellation For tonight?

A surprise party, Maybe?

A syllable filled With our overwhelming passion.

A symbol of The feelings

A symbol that has Touched me very deeply,

A taller, blonder,

A thank you Shake.

A ticket to The 1980 boat show.

A ticket. Here here it is.

A true and gallant soldier Of these united states,

A very exceptional Young woman.

A very special Place.

A videotape And analysis?

A vowel?

A waitress.

A waitress.

A waitress.

A warranty For my toaster. Look at that.

A whistle, a double "C" battery

A woman, yes.

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah! Oh, god, save us!

Aah! No!

Aarrroooo!

About 18 seconds.

About 200,000 clams worth.

About all the women he...

About frasier Carrying a torch for me.

About going with me To vermont.

About how jealous he isn't, Proving only that He really is.

About life in vancouver.

About me and diane Getting engaged?

About me Proposing to you,

About not having Any pets, so i Figure max here

About the game?

About the report. Now, you go ahead And call her.

About us Being married,

About us getting... About us, period.

About your gravy.

About, uh...37 Years ago.

Absolutely nothing To do with anything. But...

Absolutely, carla. Absolutely.

Absolutely. Give me the phone.

Absolutely. It's the only way

According to the Agenda, high sultan,

Accuracy, and speed.

Across the red line Into the bruins' zone.

Actually, i had This in mind.

Actually, i was thinking of The clams oregano.

Actually, i'm not gonna Make my romantic Approach tonight.

Actually, it came From a letter

Actually, It was cliff.

Actually, it was Your mother's idea.

Actually, it's located In the tail.

Actually, knowing your Obsessive compulsiveness,

Actually, Our plane doesn't Leave till midnight.

Actually, that sounds Kind of fun.

Actually, yes.

Afraid, sam?

After a five hour Bus trip.

After a hard day's work,

After all these years Of heartbreak,

After all, I did just turn down

After everything i just Said, do you think

After much Consideration,

After our 5 star dinner And season premier Of the ballet date,

After receiving This beautiful symbol Of our relationship,

After scrimping And saving for years,

After that, we did it In the locker room.

After the rum and trail mix.

After this, It's one woman

Afternoon, everybody.

Afternoon, everybody.

Afternoon, everybody.

Afternoon, Everybody.

Afternoon, Mr. Clavin.

Against next week's loan.

Against the person Of one diane chambers.

Ah ha ha ha ha.

Ah ha ha.

Ah, ah, ah, sammy.

Ah, brundage.

Ah, carla, he picked A heck of a game

Ah, gee, that's Pretty exciting.

Ah, get in the car, Sugar lump.

Ah, god, Every time i think

Ah, here we go.

Ah, i don't know.

Ah, married, sam. I thought you said

Ah, normie, I'm a happy man.

Ah, superstitious, Huh?

Ah, that must be Our table.

Ah, tutti frutti On the rutti.

Ah, wait a second. Wait, here.

Ah, well, another one Bites the matrimonial dust.

Ah, well...

Ah, well...

Ah, woody!

Ah, yes. Goodness, Look at the time.

Ah, yes. Stand up, Norm peterson, And be welcomed.

Ah, yes. Well, you see, But you're forgetting

Ah, you know, That's kinda silly

Ah, you shelled out For the ring In the window,

Ah, you're a vision, Fitz a vision!

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah...

Ah...

Aha!

Ahh,

Ahh! I'm so excited!

Ahh. Sweet, Transparent bravado.

Ahh...A fishing trip.

Ahh...A fishing trip.

Alabaster skin.

Alabaster.

Albeit unintentional,

All 21 guns aimed At the bride.

All about Miss chambers' date.

All alone?

All at once,

All chance of victory Is gone.

All day long That you don't see But once a year.

All entitled To our little secrets.

All i've been able To think about Is you and chad

All in a day's work, Sammy, my boy.

All it takes Is a good ear,

All of a sudden, everybody In the place stopped and Was looking at me.

All right, "Nocturne," By sam malo "

All right, all right, That's it.

All right, all right.

All right, all right.

All right, all right.

All right, All right.

All right, all right. Who's zzygy?

All right, as long as It doesn't interfere With your job.

All right, corinne. Now, listen, uh,

All right, diane, You've got your catharsis,

All right, everybody, It's been a long day.

All right, fellas, Do me a favor.

All right, Fine, bruce. Great.

All right, fine.

All right, going gets tough, You can count on norm peterson.

All right, Here goes nothing.

All right, i don't Suppose you take a Personal check, do you?

All right, I got shotgun.

All right, I'll see you, carla.

All right, I'll try something else.

All right, Normie, look.

All right, now, Think really hard.

All right, ok, all Right, let's Get organized here.

All right, sammy, We can watch the rest Of this meat show

All right, sammy, You got it.

All right, So carla's a jinx.

All right, Tell you what, Carla.

All right, Tell you what, ok?

All right, then.

All right, there Was another ring,

All right, There you go.

All right, uh, Listen up, everybody.

All right, uh...

All right, uh...

All right, um...

All right, vera.

All right, Wednesday night It is, then.

All right, well There's a big difference

All right, who wants Peanut butter and jelly

All right, woody, I think that calls

All right, woody!

All right, woody.

All right, young lady.

All right!

All right!

All right!

All right! I said i was.

All right! Mighty mouse!

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. All right.

All right. All right.

All right. All right. All right.

All right. Bye bye.

All right. Bye.

All right. Come on, let's go.

All right. Come on.

All right. Come on.

All right. Fine.

All right. I'll give him A look see, i guess.

All right. I'm sorry. What am i doing here?

All right. I'm, uh...

All right. Now, go on, Do it, do it.

All right. Now, So what

All right. So it's 1:00.

All right. Thank you very much.

All right. That's it.

All right. Um...

All right. Well, what the heck.

All right. Well, you, too.

All right. What do you Need it for?

All right. Whatever you say.

All right. Yeah, me, too.

All rise.

All that wheat's Making you Hallucinate.

All the guys' heads, They turn.

All the remotest parts Of the world.

All the way To the poorhouse.

All the way To the stanley cup.

All this is for me?

All thought of a joke.

All we do is Find new ways

All you got to do Is rhyme.

All: hey, sam.

All: norm!

Allow me to call The cafÉ.

Alone in a bar.

Already It took, what, 15 Minutes?

Also, there was this guy Sitting in front of me

Although dr. Crane's Method is faster...

Although he suffered Years of torture.

Although i hasten To remind you

Although i was blessed With a swanlike neck

Although, now that You bring it up,

Although...Gallant,

Always.

Am i going Overboard again?

Am i gonna buy That expensive ring.

Am i making myself Clear?

Am i right, Miss chambers?

Amazing.

America bestows On her citizenry.

Among certain self important And pretentious circles.

An accomplished ballerina.

An employee at cheers. Please, let's sit down.

An ice cube In heels, no.

Anachronisms. Huh?

And 3% dental.

And a cool stereo

And a long handled Brush.

And a red straw Before every game.

And a very pretty little Biotech company that Just went public.

And a wife. Let's call her "victim."

And a wood chopper Who worked On the estate.

And after all, carla Is a good friend.

And after dinner We'll build on it,

And all fairness, I will understand if you Get an escort for the day.

And all This conditioning Is simply preparation

And also On her finger,

And an impatient Madame likova

And another 600 people Pick them up

And arranged Them, too.

And as long as we're Asking questions,

And be honest With her.

And before the let you in, They make you leave Your legs at the door?

And bought drinks For everybody.

And boy, i'd love To be out there with them.

And buckled under.

And by some little Quirk, we didn't Have any insurance.

And by the way, the man I intend to marry

And cancel Dinner reservations For the sap party.

And classy For dinner tonight.

And close your eyes.

And coin operated Laundry.

And concentrate completely On the lost art Of conversation.

And concentrated instead On my career as a novelist.

And cool out there.

And debate Certain aspects

And determine his intent?

And divulge Too much information.

And dr. Sternin Is going to take his place.

And dream again of the day When he'll be sitting Beside me,

And eddie lebec Is a star.

And emotion and pain

And engage in one of my Family's favorite little Thanksgiving traditions.

And even if i were, Which i'm not

And everybody knows me.

And everyone knows

And everyone's fingers Will be down their throats.

And fallen arches.

And feel, for sam here.

And figure out What it means afterwards.

And fill up my gas tank Before the show.

And find out I ain't got squat.

And fled.

And follow me To the ends of the earth.

And for making fools Of us both.

And for our entree,

And get her again.

And get in a kind of Twisted up

And get the same letter Back that you did.

And give him the Surprise of his life.

And go back and make Your marriage work.

And go home?

And go on With our lives.

And god knows you could Use a few clients.

And guess what. They have a vacancy.

And guess who's Going to be there.

And h.J. Heinz company Foundation

And happy For both of you.

And have a talk.

And have To improvise.

And he be released On his own recognizance.

And he goes, "how much Vater have you left?"

And he refused.

And he says He needs your opinion.

And he was Impeccably dressed.

And he was the baby.

And helping a friend Through a scary night.

And her regular stuff In another bag,

And here it is.

And i also

And i blow it.

And i can communicate Those feelings to you

And i could never Live in boston.

And i could use your help!

And i didn't do Anything.

And i didn't want To cheapen it like somebody Else i could mention.

And i don't appreciate These constant attempts To denigrate him.

And i don't, So go with him.

And i got up on a chair.

And i have The nostrils To prove it.

And i haven't fooled Anyone but myself.

And i just cannot Find a house within My price range.

And i just want you To know...

And i kissed the frog,

And i know how you Loathe long sentences.

And i know it's going To take a while for you To adjust to this

And i know You love me.

And i know you, as my friend, Wouldn't be happy about that.

And i like them,

And i love you for it.

And i might get Embarrassed If you saw me.

And i promised you that That sort of thing will Never happen again.

And i realized I wasn't wearing Any pants.

And i realized that I still had one oat

And i realized that, Uh,

And i think perhaps For the sake of our Professional reputations,

And i think we should go Upstairs and be with each other

And i think you Better let him Cool down.

And i thought A special elegant meal

And i understand that During foggy weather,

And i want to cheer him up.

And i was there.

And i whip out This baby.

And i, for one, Shall not stand in its way.

And i, uh, I wanted to fight it In court.

And i'd well, I'd kind of like to.

And i'd rub his head.

And i'll I'll handle it.

And i'll check My phone messages.

And i'll make you Captain of the bar.

And i'll show you What i mean.

And i'll slip Into bed beside him

And i'm Feeling lucky.

And i'm going to have A great time,

And i'm going to Kiss you long.

And i'm leaving.

And i'm thankful That i can do this.

And i've decided To leave him.

And i've found that

And if sam were Out of the picture,

And if you disturb her Right now,

And if you don't Like the food On your plate,

And if you still insist They're not the most garish,

And in order for it To come true,

And in order to Protect the victim

And in this case,

And indeed you'd left them A very complete itinerary Of your day.

And it only Endears you to me.

And it was perfect. I mean, listen to this.

And it will leave you A hollow, broken man.

And it's an even numbered day In an even numbered month.

And it's bye bye, Carla.

And it's crazy For us not to Be together.

And it's Exorbitantly overpriced.

And it's going To kill you.

And it's just Not fair.

And it's only On account Of her action

And judging my every move?!

And jump right into The sammy souffle?

And just as my heart Suspected,

And just celebrate Our socks off.

And knock Somebody out.

And knowing it.

And launched you Into the literary galaxy.

And leave it at that.

And let's get This over with.

And let's not forget About the $5,200 bite

And lie down in Naked anytime You want?

And looking for ways To punish me.

And madame lavinda's Latest palm reading.

And make his way To a pay phone And give her a call.

And maybe we can Save the good people Of massachusetts

And maybe we can Talk a bit.

And military Jet engines.

And mine alone.

And motor out To the boat.

And my attorney Gave me this.

And my name will be A household word.

And nail His sheepskin To the wall.

And natural grace...

And neither should you be.

And never spend Venture capital

And no one Who's truly in love Can ever be alone.

And none of us Like you.

And not A very good one.

And not for The first time, I might add.

And now i finally made it.

And now nick is Backing out of Taking care of the kids.

And now we are pleased To announce the effort A limited success.

And now, here it is, On my finger.

And on A good day, chewed.

And one hell Of a rock.

And open An aerobics Dance studio.

And order me up Their fanciest room.

And other Honored guests, Such as william styron,

And pretty much To doctors all Over the world,

And register With "bartenders Monthly magazine,"

And remembered diane Called after you left

And rent A room somewhere

And ride a bike?

And rub your smug Little nose in it.

And run up and get Some change from Melville's, please?

And see how far Apart they are.

And see if there's One out there.

And see if we can Come to a conclusion About this.

And seek revenge On whoever dares To live there.

And she consented To teach a class At the college.

And she knew Its history?

And she left me At the altar.

And she smells good.

And she still insisted On going to her mother's.

And short on syllables.

And so, then i just Took it off his head And handed it to him.

And spend a week And thousands of Dollars

And spend the rest Of your life with her, no.

And started coming Through the kitchen.

And take him Anywhere he wants to go.

And take them To the airport

And take your fish With you.

And taller.

And taxicabs And doctors' offices,

And tear her To pieces

And tell her Not to dance anymore.

And tell her That if our hearts

And tell her...

And tell him In person?

And tell me You don't love me.

And tell one of my own.

And thank you, god.

And thank you, sam. Yes.

And that concludes This afternoon's program.

And that ends The first half.

And that i'm not dressed In a pilgrim's outfit.

And that was A wide body jet

And that's all What i yam."

And that's exactly What we're going to do.

And the 2 of you can Sashay over to the colonel's Across the street?

And the defendant had The unmitigated gall to

And the easy chair...

And the flyers Have only put One in against him.

And the oil painting Of me and elvis On that wall.

And the only thing More egregious than Your french pronunciation

And the pursuit of Every woman in boston

And then go play In the snow.

And then lied to About it.

And then she would Strike me.

And then someone Jerks the rug out From under you?

And then still Have enough change To buy a mint patty?

And then to be defleaed.

And then when his abnormality Proves of service, They use him.

And then You don't have To pay the markup.

And then You start to sweat.

And then You're going to Slink out of here

And then...

And there's grass, Sammy.

And there's really No place i'd rather be.

And there's This big kitchen

And therefore Potentially damaging

And they got this Guy running around Playing a violin.

And they like me,

And they make me Randy as a jack rabbit.

And they're About to find out.

And they're not saying, "Hey,

And they're nuts about me.

And things with Certain songs?

And this envelope,

And this fair city

And this house Is not cheap Because it's haunted,

And this is Two hours' worth?

And those clever Smirking lips.

And those three Little words

And to commemorate The special anniversary,

And to myself That i'm no jinx.

And to what avail?

And told me To serve the daiquiris To miss radziwill.

And try on His turban and sword.

And try to go on.

And unless I miss my guess,

And very adorable it is, Too, my little parsnip.

And wanted me to Give you a message.

And warm brandy, And then...

And watch out For those wrist shots

And watch the last half Of the celtics game, All right?

And we both know how Much you love me.

And we didn't.

And we ladies Will take care of her.

And we will not mention This ever again, ok?

And we'll get Out of here.

And we'll just sort of Surround you behind you

And we'll leave it Up to you.

And we're going to Figure it out right now.

And we're just about up to The johnson administration On mine.

And well worth The wait.

And what do you get For your trouble?

And what suicidal idiot Did you have in mind to do that?

And what we Really want to do Is show how we feel.

And what's happened To his game and all that.

And when Might that be?

And who knows if that vcr In sammy's office even works?

And who wants bologna?

And who's a bum?

And who's this Coming out way?

And whose name Would be on that?

And wish me a happy life, And then she was gone,

And with his beauty And youthful ardor,

And woody boyd is gonna Become the next jim sheehan.

And write a paper on it.

And yet he has

And yet men are constantly Letting them slip away.

And yet Try to kill her?

And you alone,

And you can Have it here.

And you did not Go home.

And you don't Want me to be Distracted, do you?

And you end up Handing out flowers At the airport?

And you forget Who your friends are.

And you know what, That jives with My other two horoscopes,

And you let me go through This whole stupid act?

And you might end up With a sizable settlement.

And you never tried?

And you never will.

And you stopped To call me?

And you strike me As a woman who could use A good cuffing.

And you want To find out For yourself.

And you.

And you'll all be Happy to know

And you're all Very wonderful,

And you're looking At the mayor.

And you're Moving in together.

And you're not On active duty?

And you're Self sufficient,

And you're trying to Blame it all on me.

And you've never Had a singer before.

And your stupid gravy!

And your stupid Stuffing

And, diane, your choice Of poem was wonderful.

And, i might add, Darn entertaining.

And, uh, I'll get the box.

And, uh, i'm a Respected psychiatrist.

And, uh, You may not like it.

And, uh...

And, um, since My winning streak started,

And?

Angels on your pillow.

Annually recreates The first thanksgiving Dinner at his home.

Another desperately futile Attempt to forget me.

Another desperately futile Attempt to forget me.

Another highly Cerebral event,

Another psychic's Head exploded.

Any man Ever came up with.

Any more stars,

Any of you guys Know how to write poetry?

Any sane man Would be jealous Of lance apollonaire.

Any wonder I love you?

Anybody want Some of these, Uh...Lovely yams?

Anybody want The other ticket?

Anyone can get 25% off On their first 5 visits?

Anyone.

Anything but marriage.

Anything for you, Dr. Weinstein.

Anything to add, Dr. Sternin?

Anything to ease the burden On you and your family.

Anything you did Doesn't make A difference to me.

Anything? Anything at all

Anytime you're Ready, sam.

Anytime.

Anyway, all i know

Anyway, How are you doing, Sam, old man?

Anyway, sam...

Anyway, whenever I get out on The water like this,

Anyway...

Apollonaire.

Apologizing For my behavior.

Apology accepted.

Apology accepted.

Apparently not, All right.

Apparently She didn't like the cake.

Apparently, then, woody, You're unaware

Apparently, You've all been right.

Approach me.

Are all alike Wisenheimers.

Are decided in favor Of the postman.

Are different colors Than before.

Are great For making Contacts Yeah.

Are lionized In front of the world.

Are the people At boston ballet.

Are there dollar Signs in my eye?

Are these what you brought To the halloween party.

Are they fighting?

Are trying to do

Are you As happy as i?

Are you busy?

Are you crazy?

Are you done?

Are you enjoying Your weekend?

Are you gonna do My taxes again This year?

Are you gonna Specialize in there, tom?

Are you kidding?

Are you kidding?

Are you mad?

Are you married?

Are you ok, woody?

Are you planning A surprise party?

Are you prepared?

Are you repressing?

Are you saying That you're about To marry a murderer?

Are you serious?

Are you serious?

Are you serious? It's over.

Are you still planning To go through with the lawsuit?

Are you sure You're ok?

Are you, uh, are you going to Make a move in our lifetime?

Aren't as inflated As your ego.

Aren't those Annoying?

Aren't you bill And sherry grand?

Aren't you Confusing this bar With the one where

Arrgghh!

Arrgghhh!

Arrived within two weeks Of my submission.

As a bit stormy.

As a fellow woman, I'd consider it an honor.

As a matter of fact, Come here.

As a matter of fact, From now on, It's casaba city,

As a matter of fact, I kind of hope that Vicki cancels

As a matter of fact, Nobody's Gonna be there

As a matter Of fact, we Ordered it wet.

As a result of Today's fiasco.

As a teaching assistant At the college, and...

As a u.S. Postal carrier.

As an up and coming Literary talent.

As complicated As they may be,

As he stunk with me.

As i thought you were.

As if anybody ever Loved us at all.

As it happens,

As it turns out, He was only wounded,

As it turns out, You can now Watch your game

As long as we're Talking business here,

As long as you know There's a bowlful,

As of tomorrow, I'm going to be the owner

As paddy's pig.

As readily as they did Dr. Foster.

As soon as I switch this one

As the foreman Of your jury,

As we both know You will

As well as my muse.

As you know, i'm one Who prides herself

As you know, last week I was substituting

As your tanned Faces will attest.

Ask her, sam.

Ask him for his i.D.

Ask him to spell i.D.

At a time when I needed someone.

At boston general hospital.

At her women's Auxiliary club.

At least give him A name

At least you told That pinhead off, Didn't you?

At putting women In a romantic mood.

At some Inopportune moment.

At the dry cleaners?