Cheers - Season 2 Edit

A BEAR AGAINST A DOLPHIN? COME ON.

A BOTTLE OF HER FAVORITE WINE...NEXT THING YOU KNOW

A BOX BOY?

A BUNCH OF BALONEY, HUH?

A BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF. YAK YAK YAK.

A BUNCH OF QUITTERS, HUH?

A CAREFREE BACHELOR, HUH?

A CLASSMATE IN MY SAMOAN LITERATURE CLASS

A COGNAC.

A CONTEST OF WILLS.

A COUPLE OF CAPITAL GAINS

A COUPLE OF THOSE WORDS DIDN'T SOUND VERY NICE.

A COUPLE PAIR OF PANTS,

A CREEP?

A DATE! WHO IS IT?

A DAY WOULD BE FINE WITH ME.

A DESDEMONA THAT FIGHTS BACK!

A DISHWASHER.

A FEW.

A FINE RASPBERRY TORTE.

A FRIEND OF MINE GAVE ME, DIANE.

A GLASS OF WHITE WINE.

A GOO, GOO, GOO, GOO, GOO, GOO.

A GUY CARRYING A GUN WILL NOT USE THAT GUN IF CHALLENGED.

A HAPPY, SINGING, DANCING, RUTTING PIG.

A HINT. OK. I GOT ONE, UH...

A LATE NIGHT SPOT TO GO TO.

A LEFT JAB BUCKLES HIM OVER. THE LEFT UPPERCUT MISSES.

A LITTLE BIT MORE ABOUT T BONE HIMSELF. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

A LITTLE BIT. MOSTLY I'M A FIGHTER.

A LITTLE CHATEAUBRIAND

A LITTLE COACH.

A LITTLE HUG...

A LITTLE KISS...

A LITTLE TACT.

A LITTLE UNDISCIPLINED IN PLACES,

A LOAN APPLICATION?

A LONG TIME AGO...LONG, LONG BEFORE YOU BROKE UP WITH ME.

A LOT BETTER THAN YOU KNOW ME.

A LOT MORE THE WAY THEY USED TO BE AROUND HERE

A LOT OF BRAGGING ABOUT IT, EITHER.

A LOT OF MONEY,

A LOT OF PRESSURE IN CHILDREN'S BASEBALL.

A LOT OF THOSE RECENTLY.

A LOT OF TIMES.

A LOT SMARTER THAN THIS UNCLE'S FUNERAL THING.

A MAN ALONE NEEDING ON ONE.

A MAN AND A WOMAN

A MINUTE AGO,

A MOLSON GOLDEN ALE.

A PAIR OF SHOES,

A PECK OF PICKLED PEPPERS THAT PETER PIPER PICKED.

A PLEASURE MEETING YOU.

A PRESIDENT...

A PROFESSIONAL MAN LIKE MYSELF,

A REAL WORK OF ART THERE, SAM.

A RELIGION?

A RIDE HOME?

A SCENE FROM OTHELLO.

A SECOND?

A SIGN OF FERTILITY.

A SIMPLE LACK OF UNDERSTANDING

A SINEWY YOUTH WHO ALWAYS WANTS TO CARRY MY BAGS,

A SONG WILL COME ON WE BOTH LIKE.

A TAD OUT OF THE MUNDANE, YOU KNOW?

A TELEVISION MAYBE,

A TOTAL, QUIVERING WOMAN.

A TRIP TO THE CANARIES

A TRIP TO THE HOSPITAL TO VISIT CARLA AND HER NEW 2 DAY OLD BABY.

A VERY BIG "IF," BY THE WAY

A WEEK WOULD BE NICE.

A WHOLE NEW PERSON I DISLIKE INTENSELY.

A YOUNG MAN WHO I THINK IS GOING TO SURPRISE YOU.

AAAGH!

AAH, CARLA. THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU'RE AFRAID OF

AAH!

AAH!

AAH!

AAH!

AAH!

AAH!

AAH! AAH!

AAH! AAH!

AAH! AAH!

AAH! AAH!

AAH! OHH! OHH! YUCK!

AAHH, JUST TAKE A WALK OVER THERE.

ABOUT A COMPLETE COMMITMENT.

ABOUT A REAL MEAN GUY?

ABOUT ALL THE TIMES I KICKED YOU OUT,

ABOUT MY NOT THINKING ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP.

ABOUT ONE OF YOUR EMPLOYEES

ABOUT SOMETHING THAT YOU HAD THAT I COULD NEVER HAVE, MYSELF?

ABOUT THAT LITTLE ARGUMENT WE HAD THE OTHER DAY?

ABOUT THE "Y" CHROMOSOME

ABOUT THE 10 CUTEST SITCOM KIDS.

ABOUT THIS DRESS. I JUST BOUGHT IT TODAY.

ABOUT US.

ABOUT WHAT SAM AND I WERE TALKING ABOUT.

ABOUT WHAT?

ABOUT WHAT?

ABOUT WHO BROKE UP WITH WHO FIRST

ABOUT YOU AND DIANE.

ABOUT YOU HAVING A HEART CONDITION.

ABOUT, UH...

ABOVE MEN.

ABRAHAM LINCOLN?

ABSOLUTELY NOT. I...

ABSOLUTELY.

ABSOLUTELY.

ABSOLUTELY.

ABSOLUTELY.

ABSOLUTELY. BYE.

ABSOLUTELY. I MEAN, IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME,

ABSTAIN FROM ANY SORT OF PHYSICAL CONTACT

ACCORDING TO MASSACHUSETTS LAW,

ACCURATELY REFLECT THE RELATIONSHIP

ACT LIKE THE MAN YOU ARE,

ACTUALLY I I'M LYING AGAIN,

ACTUALLY KILLS SAID WOMAN,

ACTUALLY, I THINK THIS WILL BE A LOT BETTER.

ACTUALLY, I'VE WON A LOT OF THESE BABIES.

ACTUALLY, WALLY, VERA AND I ARE KIND OF SEPARATED RIGHT NOW.

ACTUALLY, YOU LOOK A LITTLE LIKE RUDOLPH.

ADDRESSED TO ME, PAUL?

ADMIT IT, COWARD, OR GET OUT OF HERE.

ADOLESCENT JOKES ABOUT VERA,

ADOLF HITLER?

AFTER ALL THESE YEARS.

AFTER ALL, HE NEVER MADE A PASS AT MY WIFE.

AFTER ALL, IT'S HARDLY AN OCCASION FOR REJOICING.

AFTER AN EXCRUCIATING WEEK

AFTER DINNER DRINKS?

AFTER KEEPING IT A SECRET FOR SO LONG.

AFTER MY MEAL SETTLES HERE, I'LL ATTACK YOU.

AFTER OUR LAST EXPERIENCE TOGETHER?

AFTER THIS ONE, BOY,

AFTER WHAT I JUST WENT THROUGH?

AFTER YOU'RE MARRIED TO A WOMAN LIKE VERA,

AFTER.

AFTERNOON, EVERYBODY.

AFTERNOON, EVERYBODY.

AFTERNOON, EVERYBODY.

AFTERNOON, EVERYBODY.

AFTERNOON, EVERYBODY.

AFTERNOON, EVERYBODY.

AH AH! DON'T CALL THEM SILLY.

AH, ANDY, HEY, OK,

AH, COACH, COACH.

AH, DIANE.

AH, GEE, I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT.

AH, GEE!

AH, IT'S ALMOST GONE NOW ANYWAY, YEAH.

AH, IT'S OK...WELL, SEE YOU TOMORROW.

AH, NAH NAH NAH NAH.

AH, SAM, HOW ABOUT SOME AFTER DINNER DRINKS?

AH, SO YOU'VE COME TO SAY GOODBYE,

AH, TERRIFIC, AND NOW THIS.

AH, THAT SONG BRINGS BACK SOME GREAT MEMORIES FOR ME.

AH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.

AH, THAT'S STUPID.

AH, THE KIDS WERE VERY GOOD.

AH, THERE'S MY GUY.

AH, WELL, AT LEAST DOGS WON'T ATTACK THEIR OWN, HUH?

AH, WELL, I COULDN'T HELP BEING DICK CAVETT.

AH, WIT. MY EARS HUNGER FOR IT.

AH, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT.

AH, YEAH.

AH, YES! MMM...AH!

AH, YES. HOW WOULD WE MANAGE WITHOUT CARLA'S WIT?

AH, YES. NOW THERE IS A NONPROFESSIONAL FOR YA.

AH, YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY. COACH REALLY LOVED HIM,

AH!

AH!

AH!

AH.

AH.

AH. I'M SORRY...BOY,

AH. SHE BROUGHT ME IN HERE

AH. SO THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT.

AH. WELL.

AHA. AHA. THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE, CARLA. YOU'RE A CHICKEN.

AHA. AND NOW YOU'RE AFRAID HE'S GOING TO TURN INTO A JERK, RIGHT?

AHEM, AHEM.

AHEM! LISTEN, LISTEN.

AHEM.

AHEM.

AHH, ABOUT THAT, NORM.

AHH, HERE'S MINE NOW.

AHH, NORM.

AHH! GREAT EATS, DIANE. THANKS.

AHH.

AHH.

AHH.

AHH...

AHHH!

AHHHH.

AHHHH...

AIN'T GONNA LET THAT GET IN THE WAY

AIN'T MY JOB TO KEEP TABS

ALL BLONDE WAITRESSES OUT OF THE POOL.

ALL DONE.

ALL FOUR CHEEKS AND A COUPLE OF CHINS.

ALL I HAVE IS A LIE,

ALL I HAVE TO DO IS CALL UP THE LOCAL NEWSPAPER

ALL LOVEY DOVEY AND ALL THAT

ALL MY RAGE IS GONE.

ALL RIGHT THEN...

ALL RIGHT,

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, FOR INSTANCE, UH...

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. NORM, LOOK...

ALL RIGHT, BOYS. OFF, OFF, OFF.

ALL RIGHT, BUT, UH...

ALL RIGHT, CARLA. THAT'S TERRIFIC.

ALL RIGHT, DON'T GET ME WRONG. I GET URGES, OK?

ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, COME ON UP HERE

ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, FILE OUT,

ALL RIGHT, GO BRUINS.

ALL RIGHT, I KNOW A THING OR 2 HERE.

ALL RIGHT, I LO I LO I LO

ALL RIGHT, I'LL GO GET HIM.

ALL RIGHT, I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING RIGHT NOW THAT'S GONNA MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.

ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING TO DO IT.

ALL RIGHT, LET ME TRY.

ALL RIGHT, MAYBE YOU, UH...

ALL RIGHT, MOONGLOW. ALL RIGHT,

ALL RIGHT, NORM, NOW, LOOK,

ALL RIGHT, NOW I GOT YOU.

ALL RIGHT, OK, THAT'S EASY ENOUGH.

ALL RIGHT, OK.

ALL RIGHT, OK.

ALL RIGHT, ONLY IF YOU DO THAT TRICK

ALL RIGHT, SAM, RELAX. IT'S NOT FAIR TO PUT YOU THROUGH THIS.

ALL RIGHT, STAND BACK AND EAT MY DUST.

ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU.

ALL RIGHT, THE GUY'S HERE HERE ON FALSE PRETENSES.

ALL RIGHT, THEN. ALL RIGHT, COME ON.

ALL RIGHT, UM...

ALL RIGHT, WE GOT ONE TICKET AND FOUR GUYS.

ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS, I'VE GOT TO CHANGE.

ALL RIGHT, YOU MADE YOUR POINT.

ALL RIGHT, YOU WANT TO HEAR

ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT!

ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. LET'S GET GOING.

ALL RIGHT. COME ON.

ALL RIGHT. HERE WE ARE IN THE ELEVATOR,

ALL RIGHT. HERE YOU GO.

ALL RIGHT. HEY, MAN...

ALL RIGHT. HOW ABOUT 50 CENTS?

ALL RIGHT. I GOT TO GO.

ALL RIGHT. I WILL START THINKING ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP.

ALL RIGHT. LISTEN UP.

ALL RIGHT. LOOK.

ALL RIGHT. SCARF CITY.

ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU.

ALL RIGHT. THANKS, CARLA.

ALL RIGHT. YOU CAN PAY ME $1.00 A MONTH.

ALL RIGHT. YOU THINK THAT ALL ARTISTS ARE GAY.

ALL RIGHT. YOU WON! YOU WON! YOU WON! YOU WON!

ALL SET, DIANE. MM HMM.

ALL THE PEOPLE OUT THERE THINK

ALL THOSE PARENTS, SAM, THEY CHEER FOR ME.

ALL THOSE PSYCHIATRISTS' FEES WERE DEDUCTIBLE, DIANE.

ALL THOSE STORIES ABOUT MY CAREER

ALL WE DID WAS TALK.

All: * TOO RA LOO RA *

All: HI, NORM!

All: NORM!

ALLOW ME.

ALLOW ME.

ALMOST DONE, SAM.

ALMOST, HONEY. ALMOST.

ALMS, ALMS FOR THE DINK.

ALOT OF PEOPLE WHEN THEY'RE HAVING A ROMANTIC EVENING

ALTHOUGH I MUST SAY,

ALWAYS TURNS OUT TO HAVE SOMETHING VERY SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH HIM.

AM I RIGHT?

AMBIGUITY, TENSION, AND PARADOX?

AMEN!

AN ACCOUNTANCY FIRM."

AN EXPLODING PIZZA FOR DIANE?

AN ICELANDIC SNOWFLAKE RAG WOOL SWEATER.

AN INCREDIBLY DELICATE FLOWER.

AN INEXPLICABLE PERSONAL DISLIKE TO ME.

AN OLD PAL OF MINE IN THE NAVY.

AN OLD TEAMMATE OF MINE, CARLA.

AN SCREAMING OVERHEAD RIGHT GLANCES ACROSS HIS FOREHEAD

AND AND THE POINT, COACH,

AND "DON'T SPIT THAT OUT"

AND A GOOD FRIEND.

AND A SIMPLE PICTURE OF ME.

AND ALL BUT ONE OF "Q."

AND ALL OF A SUDDEN IT CAME TO ME.

AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, BECAUSE OF THAT,

AND ALL OF YOU SHOULD, TOO.

AND ALL OVER EACH OTHER.

AND ALL THE MAGIC'S GONE OUT OF YOUR RELATIONSHIP?

AND ALL THE USHERS?

AND ALL WE NEED IS KRAMER'S SIGNATURE,

AND ANOTHER LEFT. OH!

AND AROUND.

AND AS YOU ALL KNOW, DIANE'S VERY SMART.

AND ASK THEM TO CHECK ON THEIR DEATH NOTICES FOR THE LAST FEW DAYS.

AND ASKED IF EVERYTHING WAS O.K., I WAS THROUGH.

AND BE PASSIVE AND DOCILE.

AND BEGIN OUR LIVES TOGETHER.

AND BELIEVE ME, FIGHTING IS THE LAST THING ON HIS MIND.

AND BRING SOME OF HIS PICTURES?

AND BROUGHT IT BACK WITH ME FOR CHEERS.

AND BY THE WAY, WITH ALL THE INSANITY ABOUT THE WILL,

AND CARLA WHEN YOU'RE DONE, JUST BURN THE PLACE.

AND CHANGED INTO SOMETHING FRILLY THERE...

AND CHILDHOOD IS SUPPOSED TO BE A TIME WHEN...

AND CHRONIC DROOLERS AND IDIOTS.

AND CLARK KENT.

AND CLEAR OUT OF HERE.

AND COUNT THE DEAD PEOPLE.

AND DECIDED TO STAY INSIDE, WHERE IT'S SAFE.

AND DEEP DOWN, WE'RE ALL TERRIFIED OF BEING WUSSES.

AND DEVELOPED ART, CULTURE,

AND DIANE GOES OUT THERE, SNAGS A JOB IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS.

AND DO SOMETHING TOGETHER IF YOU WANT.

AND DO TO IT

AND DREAMING, "I WANT HIM."

AND EAT HIM ALIVE.

AND EFFERVESCENT A COMPANION

AND ENDING IN HEAVEN.

AND EVEN LONGER TO ALPHABETIZE THEM.

AND EVERYBODY HERE KNOWS IT.

AND FANTASIZES HIS HANDS ARE CLAWS.

AND FIGHTING THE ANTS FOR A CHICKEN LEG?

AND FIVE GLASSES TO GO.

AND FLAMES COME UP RIGHT UP TO YOUR FACE.

AND FOR JUST A SECOND THERE,

AND FORGIVE HIM.

AND FORGIVE.

AND FROM NOW ON, THERE'S A PART OF ME

AND GAVE UP BACK TO BACK HOMERS.

AND GET A LOT OF PEOPLE TOGETHER.

AND GET BACK OUT ON THAT HIGHWAY.

AND GET HIM TO WRITE A VALID WILL,

AND GET YOUR JACKETS, WILL YOU?

AND GO ON THE PHIL DONAHUE SHOW.

AND GO OUT AND GET A "COME GET ME" DRESS?

AND GRAB UP THAT FABULOUS SILK DRESS AT CLAUDINE'S.

AND HANK HAS THE GREATEST SEASON SEATS.

AND HE DISAGREES.

AND HE GOT AN IDEA.

AND HE HAD THIS DEEP VOICE, AND HE SAID TO ME,

AND HE KIND OF GOT SWEPT AWAY.

AND HE REALLY KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING.

AND HE SAID BOOZE CALMS HIM RIGHT DOWN.

AND HE SAID YOUR TAX RETURNS ARE READY.

AND HE TOLD HIM TO GET OUT OF THE PLACE.

AND HE TURNS IT INTO A WORK OF ART.

AND HE'LL HATE YOU FOR DOING IT.

AND HE'S BACK WITH VERA!

AND HE'S BEEN PUSHING ME.

AND HE'S RUBBING MY NOSE IN IT.

AND HE'S WORRIED.

AND HER NAME IS DIANE CHAMBERS."

AND HIS EYES SHINED LIKE COALS.

AND I BEGGED HER FOR IT. I HAD A HECK OF A TIME

AND I BELIEVE YOU, CLIFF.

AND I BROUGHT THE BODY BACK WITH ME.

AND I CAN'T EVEN GET A DATE FOR HIS WEDDING.

AND I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL YOU, I CAN'T WAIT.

AND I COME UP WITH NOTHING...

AND I DECIDED TO CELEBRATE THERE.

AND I DIDN'T WANT TO WASTE IT ON YOU.

AND I DIDN'T.

AND I DO, TOO, CLIFFIE.

AND I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYBODY ELSE,

AND I DON'T CARE IF THIS HURTS YOUR FEELINGS.

AND I DON'T LIKE IT.

AND I DON'T MEAN YOUR UNDERWEAR, CARLA.

AND I FEEL I'VE GOT TO AT LEAST TRY

AND I FIGURE YOU'RE A NATURAL FOR THE JOB.

AND I FORGIVE HIM.

AND I FOUND OUT THEY GIVE BETTER TIPS TO PREGNANT WOMEN.

AND I GATHER YOU MUST,

AND I GOT SOME NIBBLES ON HERE.

AND I GUESS IT'S KIND OF SELFISH

AND I HAVE A SPECIAL RECIPE TO TRY

AND I HAVE SOME EXPERIENCE

AND I HAVE TO CASH OUT BY MYSELF.

AND I HOPE IT JUST STICKS WITH YOU

AND I JUST DIDN'T CARE.

AND I JUST WANTED TO EXPLAIN HOW MEN BEHAVED IN BARS.

AND I KNOW THAT FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE,

AND I KNOW WHAT THEY ARE.

AND I KNOW WHEN TWO PEOPLE DO NOT BELONG TOGETHER,

AND I LOVE THIS ARAPAHO CEREMONIAL TUNIC.

AND I NEVER DID!

AND I OVERHEARD SAM AND DIANE.

AND I RECOMMEND HER COMPLETELY.

AND I SAID, "DIDI, I CAN'T DO THIS.

AND I SAY SHE'S LOOSE.

AND I STEPPED ON HIS HEART.

AND I SWEAR TO YOU, SAM, I WENT UP TO THE FRONT OFFICE

AND I THANK YOU.

AND I THINK SHE'S A WONDERFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD.

AND I THINK THAT APPLIES TO HUMAN NATURE, TOO.

AND I THINK THAT STINKS.

AND I THINK YOU MAY BE JUST THE GUY

AND I TOOK HER HOME.

AND I WANT TO SAY IT TO YOUR FACE.

AND I WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW

AND I WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND,

AND I WAS LAUGHIN' SO HARD, I WENT INTO LABOR.

AND I WOULD NEVER, NEVER DO ANYTHING

AND I'D BE BACK IN PEAK SHAPE.

AND I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU.

AND I'LL READ TO YOU.

AND I'LL SHOW IT TO A PUBLISHER.

AND I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING, IT'S A SAD WORLD WE LIVE IN

AND I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING.

AND I'LL TRY REAL HARD TO GIVE A DAMN.

AND I'M BUYING!

AND I'M GOING TO DO IT!

AND I'M GOING TO...BY MYSELF.

AND I'M GONNA GO CRAZY.

AND I'M GONNA HAVE EVERY GIRL IN VERMONT,

AND I'M GONNA TEACH YOU SOME MANNERS.

AND I'M NOT, SO IT'S EVEN LESS...

AND I'M PROUD OF IT, SAM.

AND I'M RELIEVED.

AND I'M SO EMBARRASSED BECAUSE OF THE WAY I WAS DRESSED.

AND I'M TELLING YOU, THE HUMILIATION,

AND I'M VERY PROUD OF IT.

AND I'M VERY PROUD OF YOU.

AND I'VE BEEN TO 12 OF THE WORLD'S LEADING SPECIALISTS.

AND I'VE JUST TAKEN THEM ON AS A CLIENT.

AND I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN IT.

AND I'VE SEEN A LOT OF FIGHTS,

AND IF SOMEBODY BELTS YOU,

AND IF WE LOSE... WELL, TOUGH NOUGGIES!

AND IF WE WIN, WE WIN!

AND IF YOU CAN HAVE IT HERE BY TOMORROW, THAT WOULD BE GREAT.

AND IF YOU WEREN'T SO STUPID, YOU'D BE DOING THE SAME THING.

AND INTEREST.

AND IT ALWAYS REMINDS ME OF THAT MOVIE,

AND IT CAN ONLY GET WORSE.

AND IT MIGHT BE WORTH THE CHANCE.

AND IT WASN'T BECAUSE YOU WERE TOUGH.

AND IT'S ABOUT 3 1/2 POUNDS PAPERBACK.

AND IT'S BEEN A STRUGGLE TO KEEP IT.

AND IT'S SO LATE NOW,

AND IT'S SUFFERING, SUFFERING MORE NOW

AND LET IT GNAW AT MY GUT FOR A WHILE.

AND LET ME PUT MY

AND LET'S FACT IT, IN YOUR CASE,

AND LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH. COME ON.

AND LET'S JUST FORGET THIS WHOLE THING, WILL YOU?

AND LIKE MOST IMMIGRANTS,

AND LOWER YOURSELF TO THEIR LEVEL.

AND MAKE LIKE A WALRUS.

AND MISSPELL IT?

AND MONEY MEANS NO MORE TO ME

AND MY BATTLE AGAINST ALCOHOL

AND MY GETTING A LITTLE FAITH IN MYSELF,

AND MY KIDS HAD STARTED A GREASE FIRE COOKING THEIR OWN DINNER.

AND MY LIFE IS TERRIBLE.

AND MY POINT IS STILL MOOT.

AND MY SUPERVISOR TOLD ME

AND NEITHER DID WHAT HAPPENED TO NORMAN.

AND NEVER EVEN TRIED TO PAY ME BACK.

AND NEXT TO MY HONDA CIVIC, MY ONLY POSSESSION.

AND NOT DEMUR AT HIS SUBTLE,

AND NOT OFFEND NORM IN THE FIRST PLACE.

AND NOW FOR A LITTLE ROMANCE.

AND NOW I'M TELLING HER THAT I'M FINALLY CONVINCED.

AND NOW IT'S GETTING YOU INTO TROUBLE.

AND NOW SHE THINKS THAT YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR WIFE.

AND NOW THEY'RE ASKING YOU TO REPEAT IT.

AND NOW YOU WON'T LET ME GO SEE IT.

AND NOW YOU WON'T LET ME LOOK AT IT.

AND NOW YOU'VE FOUND DIANE.

AND ONE DAY, IN ASSEMBLY HALL,

AND ONLY ONE OF ME.

AND OPPOSITES ATTRACT, SO GO FOR HIM.

AND OUT POPS A BANANA.

AND OVER HERE, WE HAVE FREDDY FROGBOTTOM.

AND PUNCHED OUT A COUPLE OF BOUNCERS.

AND PUT THEM ON THE PAGES OF MY DIARY.

AND SAID HELLO TO HER, WOULD YOU?

AND SAID, "YOU SEND T BONE DOWN,

AND SAM LEFT THE ROOM.

AND SAM WILL APPRECIATE

AND SARAFINA GRABBED THE CAMERA,

AND SAUCE?

AND SCARE THE GUY OFF. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

AND SECOND OF ALL, NOBODY RESIGNS IN LATIN.

AND SEE FOR YOURSELF

AND SEE IF THEIR EYES FOLLOW US, EH?

AND SEE WHAT THE FUTURE HOLDS FOR MISS DIANE CHAMBERS.

AND SEND RESUMES EVERYWHERE, MAKING PHONE CALLS ALL THE TIME,

AND SHE JUST WANTED TO BRING ME IN HERE

AND SHE WAS A GORGEOUS WOMAN.

AND SO WAS I.

AND SO WE THOUGHT WE'D CATCH YOU

AND SORT OF LET THE GUN DROP ONTO THE BAR LIKE THAT?

AND SPEAKING OF THINGS GOING,

AND START BUILDING A NEW LIFE.

AND STARTED CONCENTRATING ON MINE.

AND STILL STAY WITHIN MY SUDS ALLOWANCE.

AND STUFF SORT OF TOOK OFF.

AND SUBMIT TO HER EVERY DEMAND.

AND TALK A LITTLE WAR AND PEACE .

AND TEACH HER SOME OBEDIENCE.

AND TELL HIM THAT YOU WILL BE MY DATE SATURDAY NIGHT.

AND THANK THE VERY GOD I PRAY TO

AND THAT YOU FELT THAT I REALLY OUGHT TO STOP?

AND THAT'S IT.

AND THAT'S THE END OF ROUND SIX.

AND THAT'S THE GIST OF OUR SCENE.

AND THAT'S WHAT IT SHOULD BE.

AND THAT'S WHAT?

AND THAT'S WHERE I COME IN.

AND THAT'S YOU AND ME.

AND THE DOCUMENT'S GOTTA BE SIGNED

AND THE FACT THAT THE TWO OF US HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT

AND THE HOPE THAT SOMEDAY SOMEBODY ELSE WOULD SAY,

AND THE IRONY OF OWNING A BAR NOW?

AND THE KAHLUA MARTINIS AREN'T MOVING.

AND THE MAN ON THIRD GOES HOME.

AND THE OTHER HALF TRYING TO KEEP DIANE OFF HERS.

AND THE PASTA IS COOKED JUST PERFECTLY.

AND THE RUNNER ON SECOND BREAKS FOR THIRD.

AND THE SECOND, WOULD THIS A BAD TIME TO ASK A FAVOR?

AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN,

AND THEN GO ROUND THEM UP, LIKE THE OLD DAYS?

AND THEN HE COULD STIPULATE

AND THEN HE'D WIPE IT THAT WAY.

AND THEN I MET YOU,

AND THEN THEY GET A LITTLE CARRIED AWAY

AND THEN WE CAN BE FINISHED.

AND THEN...

AND THERE'S A BOND BETWEEN US

AND THERE'S A TIME TO SHUT UP.

AND THERE'S CARLA'S ROOM, I HOPE, AND IN WE GO.

AND THERE'S ONLY WAY I CAN GET EVEN WITH YOU

AND THESE ROMANTIC OLD FEATHER BEDS, ANTIQUES I THINK.

AND THEY COULD COME AND TOAST HIS MEMORY.

AND THEY KNOW THAT YOU'RE HURTIN'.

AND THEY'RE ALWAYS GLAD YOU CAME

AND THEY'RE OFF!

AND THEY'RE WAITING OUT THERE

AND THINGS KIND OF TOOK OFF FROM THERE.

AND THIS IS DIANE. SHE'S SMART.

AND THIS IS GOOD NEWS?

AND THIS IS THE REACTION I GET?

AND THIS IS THE TIME FOR HER TO PUT UP AND SHUT UP.

AND THIS MR. SPIRES GUY SAYS,

AND THIS TIME, YOU'RE GOING FIRST

AND THOSE LIFESAVERS HAD TO BE AT LEAST A YEAR OLD.

AND THOSE PEOPLE REALLY DIDN'T KNOW HIM.

AND TO MY SHAME, I DESERTED HER HERE

AND TOPPED OFF BY...

AND TRIED TO BAKE MY FACE.

AND UNCLE NATHAN MARRIED?

AND WAS TAKEN CAPTIVE BY A TRIBE OF HUGE WOMEN...

AND WATCH HIM CRUMBLE.

AND WE GOT TO KNOW EACH OTHER,

AND WE SPLIT A 6 PACK IN HIS VAN.

AND WE START BUSTING SOME BUTTS.

AND WE STOPPED, WE TOOK A SQUIRT ON THAT GUY'S LAWN?

AND WE'LL CELEBRATE YOUR HOMECOMING.

AND WE'LL COMPARE THINKS. HUH?

AND WE'LL LEAVE ON OUR TRIP.

AND WE'LL LEAVE TONIGHT.

AND WE'LL TALK IT OVER LIKE DECENT HUMAN BEINGS, HUH?

AND WE'RE ALL GOING TO BE STUCK HERE.

AND WE'RE GOING THROUGH A DIFFICULT TIME, BUT...

AND WE'RE GOING TO CARLA'S ROOM,

AND WE'RE THROUGH.

AND WE'RE THROUGH.

AND WE'VE EXCHANGED GUNFIRE.

AND WELCOME TO TALENT NIGHT AT CHEERS.

AND WENT TO PARK THE CAR.

AND WERE ABLE TO MAKE ANOTHER HUMAN BEING

AND WHAT COLOR WAS WASHINGTON WEARING?

AND WHAT DO I GET FROM YOU?

AND WHO HE CARES ABOUT.

AND WHY CAN'T YOU SAY IT?

AND WHY SHOULD I BE ALONE WITH HIM?

AND WITH IT, MY BRILLIANCE.

AND WITHIN A COUPLE OF MONTHS, THEY BLENDED RIGHT IN.

AND YELLED, "PAY ATTENTION!"

AND YOU AND I DO NOT BELONG TOGETHER.

AND YOU CALLED ME NUTS.

AND YOU CAN DIVIDE IT AS YOU SEE FIT.

AND YOU CAN TELL HER, TOO.

AND YOU COULD DO THE OTHER.

AND YOU DON'T FULFILL ALL OF MINE,

AND YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO PRETTY BOYS WHEN THEY GO TO JAIL.

AND YOU KNOW WHERE YOU CAN KEEP IT?

AND YOU LET THEM LIST YOU?

AND YOU NEVER WILL.

AND YOU PAINT YOUR FACES WHITE AND PASTY.

AND YOU SAID YOU LOVE ME.

AND YOU STINK AS A WAITRESS.

AND YOU TELL ME AFTER YOU LOOK AT THOSE PICTURES

AND YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONNA FORGET ABOUT IT!

AND YOU TURN IT INTO A VERBAL LYNCHING.

AND YOU USED IT IN THE PROPER CONTEXT.

AND YOU WANTED ME TO SWITCH.

AND YOU'LL PROBABLY LIKELY BE FREE,

AND YOU'LL SAY, "BOY, I COULD SURE GO FOR A CUP OF COFFEE NOW."

AND YOU'RE CRITICIZING YOURSELF?

AND YOU'RE DEAD NOW.

AND YOU'RE PLAYING MOTORBOAT IN YOUR BEER.

AND YOU'RE WAY OUT OF LINE HERE.

AND YOU'RE WRONG.

AND YOUR FACE STAYS HERE.

AND YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE IS LADY AND THE TRAMP.

AND YOUR TASTE IN WOMEN

AND ZIS ONE WAS IN A ZELLER FOR OVER 40 YEARS."

AND, BELIEVE ME, IT CAN WORK FOR GUYS LIKE YOU, TOO.

AND, COACH, THERE'S GONNA BE SOME CHANGES AROUND HERE NOW.

AND, LIKE ALL ARTISTS WORTHY OF THE NAME,

AND, UH, HOW ARE WE TODAY?

AND, UH, POSTAL CARRIERS.

AND, UH, THOSE ELEVATOR DOORS ARE OPENING,

AND, UH, WE KIND OF MADE LOVE.

AND, UH, WELL...

AND, WELL, THE COLD FACT IS SEX SELLS.

AND, YES, A LITTLE BREATHTAKING

AND, YES, WE GO IN, AND...

AND?

AND...

AND...

AND...

AND...

AND...AND REMEMBER HIM AS HE IS NOW.

AND...AND YOU HEAR THE CHEERS,

AND...ANY GAME WE PLAY,

ANDREW SCHROEDER, MY DISCOVERY,

ANDREW, LISTEN TO ME.

ANDY, PLEASE, IT'S TIME. YOU READY?

ANDY, WHAT'S THE MATTER?

ANGELA AND T BONE ARE BOTH IN HEAVEN NOW.

ANNETTE, CAN I TALK TO YOU THERE IN MY OFFICE?

ANNETTE, WOULD YOU GET ME A SODA, PLEASE?

ANNETTE?

ANNETTE.

ANNETTE.

Annette.

ANNETTE...

ANNETTE'S NOT AS INNOCENT AS YOU THINK SHE IS.

ANOTHER NOTCH ON YOUR BELT.

ANOTHER THING.

ANSWER IT.

ANY ARGUMENT WITH YOU BEGINS AND ENDS WITH STUPID.

ANY MENTAL ILLNESS IN THE FAMILY?

ANY MORE WOULD HAVE BEEN TOO MUCH OF A GOOD THING.

ANY ONE OF YOU WOULD'VE DONE THE SAME THING, RIGHT?

ANY PERSON WHO WOULD DO SOMETHING THAT VILE

ANY TIME, MALCOLM.

ANY TWO PEOPLE ARE GONNA BE A LONG SHOT.

ANYBODY CAN WIN EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE.

ANYBODY GOT A DIME?

ANYBODY GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?

ANYBODY WHO LAUGHS AT YOU HAS GOT TO ANSWER TO ME.

ANYONE WHO LOVES THE THEATER LOVES MANKIND.

ANYTHING ELSE?

ANYWAY, DIANE WAS GOING BEHIND SAM'S BACK.

ANYWAY, EVEN WHEN I WAS ON THAT SKI WEEKEND,

ANYWAY, HE'S GOT THIS FOXY NEW BROAD,

ANYWAY, I'LL SAY GOOD BYE. I GOT TO RUN ALONG.

ANYWAY, I'M GONNA BE STAYING IN MY AUNT'S HOUSE.

ANYWAY, THE THING ABOUT ANNETTE

ANYWAY, WE CAUGHT A LITTLE MOVIE THIS AFTERNOON.

ANYWAY...WHERE WAS I?

APE?

APE. YOU KNOW,

APOLOGY ACCEPTED.

ARE A LITTLE BIT SLOW,

ARE ALL GONE NOW.

ARE ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT SEX ON THE JOB,

ARE AN ACRONYM FOR THE WORDS

ARE CHEERING FOR... WHOEVER IT WAS

ARE EVEN GREATER THAN YOURS.

ARE GONNA BE REAL GOOD FRIENDS NOW.

ARE MY IDEA OF CONVERSATION.

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

ARE YOU AS TURNED ON AS I AM?

ARE YOU FEELING WHAT I'M FEELING?

ARE YOU GOING TO SELL YOUR VIRTUE

ARE YOU GONNA ASK HER OUT, HUH?

ARE YOU IN FOR VERA?

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I HAD A TERRIFIC TIME.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? LOOK.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? YOU ARE A VALUED CUSTOMER AND A FRIEND.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT?

ARE YOU KIDDING?

ARE YOU KIDDING?

ARE YOU KIDDING? I WOULDN'T WASTE A LINE ON YOU.

ARE YOU NUTS?

ARE YOU NUTS? THE MAN WAS AT YOUR HOUSE SO OFTEN,

ARE YOU O.K.?

ARE YOU OK?

ARE YOU ON THE SAUCE AGAIN?

ARE YOU READY FOR MY BEST?

ARE YOU READY FOR THE PUNCH LINE?

ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?

ARE YOU SERIOUS? YOU CALLED THE COPS ON ME?

ARE YOU SURE THERE'S NOTHING LEFT BETWEEN YOU?

ARE YOU SURE WE SHOULD DO THIS?

ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME YOU COULD'VE DIED?

ARE YOU WORKING TONIGHT?

AREN'T NEXT TO EACH OTHER. THEY DON'T GET ALONG.

AREN'T THEY A WONDERFUL COUPLE?

AREN'T YOU AFRAID SOMEONE'S GOING TO STEAL IT?

AREN'T YOU GOING TO READ IT?

AREN'T YOU?

ARLENE HORSLEY.

AROUND A BEAUTIFUL NEW WAITRESS,

ARTHUR, HAVE A DRINK ON THE HOUSE, OK.

ARTIFICIAL BODY PARTS?

AS A BUS BOY OR A DISHWASHER.

AS A FRIEND, I APPRECIATED THAT.

AS A FRIEND.

AS A GESTURE TO PUT ALL OF THIS BEHIND US,

AS A MATTER OF FACT,

AS A MATTER OF FACT,