Draft Day (2014) Edit

A big, humongous pick for the Cleveland Browns.

A day where lives are changed,

A guy like that sleeps with, per week, on average?

A kid mailed the $100 bill back to them.

A little more intrigue this year than I can remember in a long time.

A lot of people said that Elway was too strong,

A number one pick this year?

A return man to help out on special teams, and, Rich, just like we wanted,

About this! About this thing! What's wrong with Callahan?

About what?

About what?

After a trade with the Cleveland Browns,

After all that rehab, you're just gonna quit? You're just gonna walk away?

After an earlier trade with the Seattle Seahawks today,

Ali, this is my ex wife, Angie.

Ali, you here?

Ali!

Ali?

All due respect, Sonny, that is a bonehead move.

All I get back are future draft picks for the guy that Molina brings in to replace me.

All right, c'mon.

All right, roll it down to the first time Vontae sacks Bo.

All right? Figure out if it's somethin' we can live with.

All right.

All right. Get me the numbers on all their guys.

All right. Here we go.

All right. Look. It's...

All right. Shit. Deal.

All right. Then tell him I'm not taking any media calls right now.

All right. What did Bo Callahan do?

All right. You have a deal.

All we have to do is walk out on the 50 yard line with you...

Already fascinating twists and turns

Although I gotta give him credit. Barrin' those two plays, he was brilliant.

Am I on the big phone?

An absolute stunner here at Radio City Music Hall.

And all I ever wanted to do was just get him a ring.

And be it your God given right or not, Vontae, GM's hate that shit, all right?

And by the way, I'd like to offer my condolences for your father.

And can everybody hear me?

And come away with this.

And definitely, most absolutely goddamn importantly,

And did I mention that Bo loves playin' in the cold weather?

And don't we ever?

And everybody wonders what you're up to next year.

And everything there is to know about him

And for you, the fans.

And general manages us right to a losing season.

And God help me, the one thing I do understand, Sonny, is football.

And he told me to have intercourse with my mother.

And he used to bite his fingernails, but then wait for it, now he doesn't anymore.

And he wants you to read this while we're scattering.

And he went down because he's weak in the knees.

And he's slidin' down towards number seven...

And hot babes roller skating all over.

And I don't know what your problem is with Maurice.

And I express my opinions on the matter.

And I go back to 1983 and I start thinkin' about Dan Marino.

And I seriously doubt that we have looked at him the way we might have.

And I still need a runnin' back.

And I think you were a bad babysitter.

And I want David goddamn Putney just because I feel like it.

And I want David Putney.

And I will literally be in his face in an hour and he will talk to me then.

And I wish I was one of those kind of guys

And I'd like to do it as soon as possible.

And I'll give you our second round pick this year and our second rounder next year.

And I'm not 100% sure about that.

And if I give it to you, you get to save Seahawk football in Seattle.

And if so, let's make a deal.

And if they don't do that in that time,

And if you can't do it, then I have to do it, and...

And in the middle of everything that's going on, I didn't get it right, all right?

And it happened again in 2011 with the Baltimore Ravens.

And maybe that's not even a strong enough word.

And our friend Tom Michaels grabs him at seven. Shit!

And people pay for that.

And potentially steal away the player the Browns wanted.

And pretty much everyone agreed that Peyton didn't have the arm strength,

And realized that my boys had done nothin' wrong,

And shit show Johnny over here doesn't have a goddamn clue where they are!

And somehow, he turned it into not one, not two,

And suddenly, every tape of everyone is AWOL

And that's the only hope we have.

And the clock is always ticking.

And the pick is finally in.

And the year after that.

And then Bo walks into a bear hug.

And then get back to work.

And then he said he was gonna go down to the locker room.

And then proceeded to run it into the ground.

And then sit around trying to teach some rookie, I don't know, everything, you know?

And then the new expansion franchise having to come back in.

And then to have the balls to stand and stick up for the lie.

And then, boom!

And there are all kinds of rumors goin' on right now,

And they ask 'em if they'd read the whole playbook,

And they've all made a mental note that Vontae Mack,

And this kid's number two on my board.

And unbelievably, somehow spots the actor John Candy in the stands.

And we both know it's cold in Cleveland.

And we haven't spent more than $125 million on players by the time the season starts,

And what do you know that every scout and coach on Earth does not?

And what's even more impressive is his arm.

And when he looks down, guess what he sees?

And when I look at that incident, I kind of say, "Look.

And yes, my father died last week.

And you and your guys can regroup, figure yourselves out and relax.

And you get the quarterback messiah you've always wanted for $7 million less.

And you guys know me. I'm all about values.

And you're gonna be a great player in the NFL

And your third rounder the year after that.

And, no, I will not speak to Sonny for you.

And, no, we are not on the clock. Denver's on the clock.

And?

Anthony Molina. Not giving me anything.

Anthony, how do you already know about this?

Anthony, I need five minutes, all right? Five minutes, and then you can fire me.

Anthony, you already have a son.

Anthony? Anthony?

Any inane thought that passes through his head.

Any news?

Any of his teammates.

Anybody within shouting distance would've gotten completely soaked.

Anything at all?

Anything else?

Anything, Mr. Weaver. Fire away.

Anyway, he got really mad and started throwing stuff around,

Are about to become players in the National Football League.

Are they gonna take Callahan?

Are we on the clock?

Are you as jacked as everyone else around here about gettin' the first pick?

Are you finished?

Are you gonna say anything to me?

Are you kiddin' me with this?

Are you talking about Brian Drew?

Arizona is picking right now.

Arizona went corner.

Arizona.

As the Seattle Seahawks and the Cleveland Browns

As we all know, Sonny's dad, former Browns coach Sonny Weaver Sr.,

As you can infer from Coach Penn's reaction, I just put all our asses on the line

Ask me who wasn't there.

Ask.

Assault and battery, landed a kid in the hospital.

At the end of the day, all that matters is what you think.

Back at seven, where we started.

Because I believed in you.

Because I know, in my heart and my gut, that if I make this trade with Buffalo,

Because I was at the will reading. Unlike you.

Because if you're not sold on Callahan,

Because Molina thinks you coached the Cowboys.

Because the Browns are ready to roll. We just need the right man at the wheel.

Because they didn't wanna jam up a bunch of good kids for doin' nothin'?

Because this city deserves a championship and I'm the guy that can deliver it.

Because Vontae Mack just tweeted it.

Because we didn't pick Bo Callahan?

Because you burned up any currency this team had this morning.

Because you're an unoriginal bastard, Ralph.

Because, at the end of the day, no one's the wiser, Tom.

Been tellin' me about those secret workouts they've been doin' together all winter.

Before I can feel good about what we just risked.

Better than anybody in the great states of Washington or Wisconsin.

Bo Callahan hasn't got any friends.

Bo Callahan, Wisconsin Badger, overall number one to Seattle.

Bo Callahan.

Bo Callahan's gonna be the son I never had.

Bo Callahan's our future.

Bo Callahan's some of my finest work.

Bo Ridley Callahan.

Bo, did your teammates come to your birthday party?

Bo! We want Bo!

Bonehead move.

Boo friggin' hoo.

Both of you? Really?

Brian Drew just trashed your office.

Brian Drew, back at quarterback, where he belongs.

Brian Drew?

Bullshit!

But ask me what your boy Bo Callahan did.

But Callahan looks like...

But during his final year at Wisconsin,

But every GM in the league has now read your tweet, or whatever they call them,

But guess what? He was a model citizen up until then.

But I dragged my pretty wife to this town

But I hate rookie quarterbacks. They're stupid and they're scared.

But I wanted to be here in Virginia with my grams.

But I will.

But if you're thinkin' of pickin' him...

But instead I trade up with you just so I could get him at one.

But it might be worth it if someone's willing to give us their weight in gold to get him.

But it was my mother who asked me to do it.

But my dad wasn't even looking at you until I told him to.

But somehow, none of it seemed to matter.

But stay positive. You never know with these things.

But that didn't seem to matter either, did it?

But that didn't seem to matter, did it?

But that's the thing I still don't know.

But the cops came and they took everybody's name regardless.

But the dudes we ran into,

But the great ones,

But they said the same thing about Ryan Leaf

But this kid might be even better.

But three potentially impactful players for his team next year. One pick!

But what about the other 31 teams? What are they gonna do?

But Wisconsin runs most of their passing plays out of an empty backfield.

But you don't?

But you need my pick to do it. So make me an offer.

But you...

But you'll play where you play. That's the way it works.

But you're not makin' it easy.

But, look, I have other needs.

But, Sonny, really, how many chicks do you think

But...

But...

Bye, Ali.

C'mon, Brian. Don't listen to Coach. Don't leave.

C'mon, Earl. I know what the papers say.

C'mon, you guys. You're lookin' pathetic.

Call it in. Call it in.

Can I be frank with you?

Can I get you gentlemen some coffee?

Can I have a moment of goddamn silence while I do my job here, okay?

Can we talk football?

Can you believe that? I mean, this thing had my entire life on it, and...

Can you imagine, scoring three first round picks and Bo Callahan?

Can you please do somethin' tonight to turn this thing around?

Car's gonna be picking you up in 10 minutes, and we're flying you to Cleveland.

Certainly appears that way.

Chill out? They changed the punch code!

Chris Crawford is on line three.

Coach Penn has a Super Bowl ring.

Coach Weaver, rest his soul. Tone, he was football in...

Come on, Anthony, you said you would stay out of this.

Come on, I already made the trade. I'm living with that, Tom.

Come on, just between two guys, forget the cameras,

Come on, Tom, say it with me, you pancake eating motherfucker.

Come on.

Come on.

Comes from the Latin word that means "to have idiotic hope at all time,"

Confirm the trade.

Congratulations, Vontae. You're a Cleveland Brown.

Correction. Your next three first round picks.

Crawford!

Damn it, Sonny, I'm about to be on the clock here. Please.

Damn. He shook off two blockers like they were rag dolls.

Dave, come here.

Deal.

Decided not to take down any of the players' names

Defense doesn't make a splash.

Delete your profile. Get off the web. Do not do this to yourself.

Dick Moore.

Did it cross your mind, did you think it might be maybe important

Did you find it?

Did you have a fire? Or...

Did you hear about Brian Drew?

Did you hear me, Rick?

Did you hurt your hands?

Did you just trash my office?

Did you trash my office?

Do I take Callahan?

Do it like you did it at home.

Do me a favor. Let's put up the Wisconsin Ohio State footage.

Do not bother me with your shit right now, Brian.

Do what?

Do you think Ali heard me?

Do you want the entire city of Seattle calling for our heads

Do yourself a favor. Worry about Brian. Don't worry about Bo.

Does that look like me?

Does this sound like a team that you wanna coach?

Don't even think about it.

Don't ever speak to an intern like that again.

Don't forget the draft picks, Sonny. You do remember what those are, right?

Don't overthink this like your dad would have.

Don't patronize me. You know I know what you're saying.

Don't Twitter.

Don't watch me. Watch him.

Don't yell at him. Thank you, Rick.

Double X, jet, ice cream, 36, counter naked waggle at 16 9 Tennessee Free.

Dreamin' of a magical wonderland called Cleveland

Dude, that's, like, your fifth piece of pizza.

Dynasties are born,

Easily, Sonny.

Enjoy today, Ray.

Enjoy your pancakes, Tom.

Even though Bo was still available.

Ever since you traded away Callahan, the barbarians are at the gate.

Every poor Sooner bastard on the field is soilin' his Pampers tryin' to get to him.

Everybody and their mother, hell, their grandmothers,

Everybody cozy?

Everybody has something. Even the great ones. Right?

Everybody's dropped back deep.

Everybody's freaking out, Sonny.

Everybody's panickin' 'cause Callahan's still there.

Everyone loves him.

Everyone says that, Bo.

Everyone thinks there's something wrong with the kid, but you don't, all right?

Everything's fine.

Exactly.

Excellent. That's good. Good to see you.

Excuse me?

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Fair enough?

Fates are decided,

Fifteen?

Final offer.

Fine.

Fire! Ali! Fire!

First of all,

First round pick next year.

First year, it's my dad's team.

Fleece him.

Folks, I believe the word "Clevelander"

Football was invented 20 miles down the road in Canton, Ohio.

For a kid I think we all agree is pretty good.

For Christ sakes!

For the love of Jesus, just stop.

For the record, I didn't do anything.

For what?

For your 21 st birthday party,

For?

Forget about Vontae Mack for a second. They could have had Bo Callahan.

Four bills! I know!

Four hundred!

Four. I want your next four number twos.

Friend to friend, what else do I need to know?

From the University of Wisconsin, 2014 Heisman Trophy winner,

Fullback.

Game tape is in the archives. Chill out.

General Manager Sonny Weaver Jr. Took one pick in the first round,

Get us some coffee, will you, sweetie?

Give me an hour.

Give me six

Give me six.

Go back in the war room. Your tapes will be here shortly.

Go to the next play.

God damn it, I love this job!

God damn it, Ralph. Just tell me.

God, he took pride in the weirdest things.

Good answer.

Good luck tonight.

Good luck with the Draft today.

Good luck.

Good morning, Mr. Sonny Weaver Jr.

Good night, Barb.

Good, good. Well, try and enjoy this part if you can.

Good, Jeff. You did good.

Good, that's great, Bo. Thrilled to hear that.

Good.

Good.

Good. Because tomorrow I got a feeling it could be you if you don't make this deal.

Good. Let's make a deal.

Got a new Callahan story for you.

Got a question for you, Bo.

Got himself fired. Lucky for us.

Great game.

Great! You're welcome.

Great.

Great.

Great. Tell Schefter to stick his rumor up his...

Guess how much he squatted?

Guy barely made it through half the season before gettin' injured last year.

Have engaged in a historic trade just hours before this moment.

Haven't I been telling everybody that that's what we need, a running back?

Haven't I proved that already?

Having the team go and move to Baltimore, go there and win,

He absolutely bull rushed that right tackle. Bo didn't even have a chance.

He benched 250, 25 times.

He call you, or you call him?

He calls me up to congratulate us on the Callahan thing

He came in here yesterday, did a little workout.

He could transform our defense. Even as a rookie.

He did? That's great.

He didn't know about the $100 bill, Sonny. He lied.

He doesn't speak French real good. He got a C minus.

He gave the ball to a fan.

He gets swallowed up by this huge, ugly nose tackle.

He got flustered. Didn't wait for the play to develop.

He had a big dinner for his 21 st birthday at some restaurant.

He had a walk on role in Damn Yankees.

He is.

He is. I mean, that's the word, right? He's won everywhere he's been.

He lied again.

He loves the Dawg Pound.

He points at him and asks the guys in the huddle, "Hey, isn't that John Candy?"

He said it was urgent.

He said something like,

He said that he'd read it, and then he didn't say anything.

He said when they found out they had the number five pick, first thing they did

He sprinkled it with fairy dust, wished upon a star,

He teleported six feet to the left and he's off to the races.

He threw four TDs, including the last one to win it.

He took a chance and went with his gut and took his guys.

He took over for a team that won the Super Bowl

He turned nothin' into a big time somethin'.

He tweeted it?

He used to coach the Cowboys, you know?

He wants to talk to him right now.

He was on the honor roll from junior high through college.

He was one of the least sacked QBs in Division I last year.

He was showing off. You can't do that in college.

He was your father, Sonny.

He'll be helping you today because Rhona got mono.

He's a beast.

He's a legend in Cleveland, he died last week.

He's a winner.

He's an only child.

He's doing great. He's excited.

He's dropping.

He's even better.

He's got potential, no?

He's looking to take it to the house.

He's made some money.

He's not supposed to be squattin'.

He's right here. Hold on.

He's the real deal, Sonny.

He's the surefire slam dunk number one pick.

He's throwin' the ball a good 15 yards farther down the field.

He's waiting in his office.

Hell, we live in a different world than we did a couple of hours ago.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? Sonny?

Hello.

Her.

Here we go, Brownies, here we go!

Here, let me show you the way. Let's go around here.

Here's the Commissioner ready to make history in Cleveland.

Here's the Commissioner.

Here's the man you wanna speak to.

Hey, Ali. How're you doin'?

Hey, Anthony, you did a hell of a job with the Draft.

Hey, Anthony. How are you doing?

Hey, Bo. How you doin'?

Hey, boss. Boss.

Hey, buddy.

Hey, Coach. Sonny Weaver.

Hey, guys, he's here.

Hey, guys. It's gettin' late.

Hey, Max.

Hey, Mom.

Hey, Pete. What's up?

Hey, Sonny.

Hey, Sonny. Hope you're holdin' up.

Hey, Sonny. It's Pete Begler with the Chiefs.

Hey, this is Marx.

Hey, Tom. You're up early.

Hey, Zotti.

Hey!

Hey.

Hey.

Hi, Coach.

Hi, Mom.

Hi. I'm sorry to interrupt. I can come back.

His agent sent over a tape of Drew working out during the off season.

His Combine scores were off the charts.

His guys instantly relax, they march...

His mom's a homemaker, his father's a medical malpractice lawyer.

His name is Brian Drew. He can run my offense like a pro.

History in the making here today at the NFL Draft.

Hold on.

Hold on. Looks like Cleveland's making another trade.

Holy shit, man. What do you know? What do you know?

Honestly...

How 'bout I give you number two picks?

How 'bout you?

How about some fresh air?

How are you, Mr. Weaver?

How come you never told me that before?

How does a girl like you get in this game anyway?

How does the entire world already know about this, Mom?

How important is winning to you?

How important is winning to you?

How is it that the ultimate prize in the most macho sport ever invented

How the hell would you know what he wanted?

How we doin' on Callahan?

How would you like to play for your Pop's old team?

How? Why?

How're you doin'?

How's my favorite super agent?

However prodigiously talented, is a guy who likes to talk, all right?

Huge splash.

I ain't stupid.

I already sent the ticket.

I also remember that he beat you.

I am a crazy man. So, come on, take advantage of it.

I am excited to hear your voice.

I asked you to make a splash and you did.

I can coach this team.

I can tell you what I just told you, he's some of my finest work.

I can't coach a team that doesn't have a future, Sonny.

I can't take all the credit.

I can't take no late teens paycheck.

I can't tell you that, Jeff.

I checked all the Seahawk fan blogs and chat rooms.

I chose to coach this team.

I could have gotten Vontae at seven,

I could use your help.

I dedicated my life to this sport, just like you.

I did coach the Cowboys.

I didn't believe it until I saw what he benched.

I didn't get all gooey.

I didn't hate my father.

I didn't jump up and want to know what color to paint the bedroom,

I didn't say that.

I do not like tumblin'. Especially if I'm tumbling 13 picks. Feel me?

I do not need this today. I really don't.

I do.

I don't care about that.

I don't even wanna hear about Bo Callahan.

I don't know how to pack a lunch. I've never changed a diaper.

I don't know where Ali is.

I don't know why you care what I do. I can do whatever I want. Right?

I don't know, Sonny. What do you think's more plausible?

I don't know.

I don't know. Gut feeling.

I don't know. Haven't made up my mind yet.

I don't know. I don't know, Sonny.

I don't know. Who would do that?

I don't like what's happening between us.

I don't need him to block. I need him to run. Which he does, like a bat outta hell.

I don't really get jacked, I just manage the cap.

I don't really remember a single thing from that night, sir.

I don't remember mine either.

I don't wanna have to do that, Sonny.

I don't want to be a secret.

I don't.

I drafted you.

I eat when I'm nervous. Don't make me feel bad about it.

I find it odd that nobody on the team was at their teammate's 21 st birthday party.

I gave it to my mom and I fired him.

I get excited.

I get it. I get it. But look, nobody's perfect.

I get that.

I got 52 Tarzans in that locker room. I could use a Jane.

I got a gaggle of nephews who need to get fed now.

I got an offer for number one.

I got you Bo Callahan's scouting reports.

I gotta go, Mom.

I had a jersey made up for the young man.

I had my choice of teams to coach, Sonny, and I chose this team, okay?

I had to fight my way in.

I have Adam Schefter from ESPN on the line. He heard a rumor.

I have the golden ticket now, Tom,

I have the golden ticket, Sonny.

I hear a quarterback is a good thing to have.

I heard you. Yeah.

I heard.

I hope that you would love having it, because you sure gave up a ton to get it.

I just got off the phone with Max Stone.

I just lost my head.

I just made a trade with Jacksonville. I'm on the clock. It's me.

I just made a trade with the Seahawks.

I just wanna be a Brown. Like you, Pop.

I just wanna do it exactly as he asked for it.

I just want the team that I want. One time.

I know he got sacked 12 times last year.

I know that, Sonny.

I know the system that Penn wants to run and I know I can make it work.

I know what it sounds like...

I know what Penn wants.

I know what's goin' on here.

I know who takin' who and I can't afford to fall that far.

I know who they are, Max.

I know you can.

I know.

I know.

I know. Denver hasn't picked yet, but they will any second, all right?

I like her. Little Miss Salary Cap. She's a sweetheart.

I like Vontae Mack. He's special. He's different.

I love being here, I love feeling the energy, and I love having the number one pick.

I made you a fair offer and you told me to enjoy my pancakes.

I may have been in San Francisco,

I mean, he just lost his old man...

I mean, look, he has a whole website dedicated to all the chicks he's smashed.

I mean, Tone, listen,

I mean, we're not seriously considering anybody else, right?

I might feel just a little conflicted about the news I'm suddenly gonna be a dad.

I need a punt returner.

I need Keith and Jeremy for salary cap troubleshooting, so...

I need to go to my place before work.

I need two seconds with you in a place that isn't out there.

I need you to come inside, now.

I need you to know that I raised Ray right.

I need you to make a splash, Sonny. We need to sell tickets.

I owe you?

I really like this quarter outta Oklahoma.

I really thought I could get Sonny Weaver to bite.

I shouldn't be penalized for that.

I still extended your contract, and I think I even gave you a raise,

I suppose they do, sir.

I think Callahan might be the best prospect in the Draft.

I think he's a bust.

I think so, too.

I think they're gonna go with that big kid outta Oregon. Dearborne. Left tackle.

I think your dad would have been very happy to coach a team like this.

I thought we had a QB.

I threw it against the wall.

I told you. We like Vontae better.

I understand the situation.

I want all three years of this team's future back.

I want my number ones back. All of 'em.

I want my picks back

I want your first pick this year, your first rounder next year,

I was wondering if Brian Drew's available.

I watch the mock drafts!

I will do it myself.

I will, sir.

I would never do that.

I'd consider the right one.

I'd give you ones, but I already dealt 'em.

I'd love to talk with him, Chris.

I'd never tell you how to do your job.

I'd take a lightning quick middle linebacker who can murder the gaps in a 3 4.

I'll get my stuff.

I'll give you your picks! We have a deal!

I'll have him explain it to you.

I'll take you inside.

I'm a Cleveland Brown!

I'm a Cleveland girl, and I am football.

I'm about to board my plane. I'm headin' for New York.

I'm action oriented. I'm passionate.

I'm asking, did your teammates at Wisconsin come to that party or not?

I'm coming. God!

I'm disappointed in you, Mr. Weaver.

I'm doin' fine. How are you, son? Excited?

I'm goin' to the can, to throw up.

I'm gonna be a Brown.

I'm gonna do what's best for the team.

I'm gonna hand it to him myself personally when his name is announced.

I'm gonna pick Bo, Tom. Unless you want him more.

I'm in great shape. I feel 10 years younger.

I'm intrigued.

I'm just nervous, man.

I'm just spit balling here, Jeff.

I'm livin' the dream, Sonny Weave.

I'm makin' mistakes.

I'm not gonna sell the farm for one guy.

I'm not in a gang.

I'm not panicking.

I'm not the Mom of the Year type either.

I'm really nervous about trading away the top pick.

I'm right here.

I'm sorry, Sonny. Is this a bad time?

I'm sorry, that deal's now off the table.

I'm sorry. Is that supposed to be a secret?

I'm taking 'em tumblin'.

I'm talking about...

I'm talking fourth and, like, miles. Fourth down and 26 yards to go, okay?

I'm talking shifts, plays, protections, snap counts, alerts, check with me's,

I'm tellin' you, man, I swear to you,

I'm telling you guys, Ray's dad was a special player for the Browns,

I'm trying very hard to not completely lose my shit on all three of you right now,

I'm with Mel.

I'm workin' here!

I've been here two years, Ali.

I've been in this league for eight seasons. I've been to the playoffs.

I've been steppin' on my dick all day.

I've never gotten a chance to see what a team I put together can do out there.

If Callahan can't play football, nobody can.

If he thinks Callahan's a bust, who am I to argue with that?

If I didn't handle, if I didn't have the right words that you needed to hear, then I'm...

If I do my job

If I give it to you, you get to save football in Cleveland.

If I trade you, I trade you. And if I don't, I don't.

If I was you,

If I'm Brian Drew, current quarterback of the Cleveland Browns, I better play good.

If we pick him, and find out tomorrow

If you don't manage to sabotage yourself between now and the end of this day.

If, by the end of the night, you still wanna quit, then quit.

In the span of one day, you have managed to burn through

Instead, it's a toss out to my man Ray Jennings.

Is a piece of jewelry?

Is everybody still there?

Is everything okay?

Is he healthy?

Is that it?

Is this gonna screw us up with the salary cap?

Isn't there an art exhibition in New York that you have to be at or something?

It doesn't matter. I want all my picks back.

It means it could be a long night.

It sounds like you're trying to take advantage of me.

It still hurts. 26th.

It was a few hundred people. Standard operating procedure.

It was a great game.

It was Brian Drew.

It was me.

It was my mother.

It was my mother.

It's a Gaelic blessing.

It's a gift, Sonny.

It's a pretty big thing we're talkin' about here.

It's a rich town full of fancy people and she likes that kind of thing.

It's a situation we saw play out in 2003 with the Minnesota Vikings

It's about another $1.5 million we weren't anticipating for this year.

It's currently being brandished by some walkie talkied individual

It's exactly 50 feet from the end of the slide right into the pool.

It's fourth and forever.

It's funny, Vontae. You're just not feelin' it right now.

It's Jeff Carson, Tom, and he doesn't have the pick.

It's killing me.

It's my call.

It's none of my business who you draft today, all right?

It's one of the things I love about you.

It's Sonny.

It's still Callahan. Let's inform Buffalo that it's a no.

It's such a crazy day. Who remembers?

It's the best thing for my franchise.

It's the Browns.

It's what he wanted.

It's your number one fan, Vontae Mack.

Jack said he is the only guy to tell the lie

Jacksonville's on the clock and I'm one more crazy shit show from insanity.

Jeez...

Jeff Carson.

Jesus Christ.

Jesus Christ. You were right about me, Tom.

Jesus, I used to think I was good at this.

Jesus, Mary and Whatnot. Do I owe you a thank you, Weaver?

Jesus, the clock.

Jesus, what if he drops to seventh? Seahawks have seventh.

Jesus, you're hilarious.

Jesus...

Joe Montana's in the huddle. Right?

Joe.

Jordan, come here.

Just boom boom!

Just deal with the call and handle lunch orders.

Just football, for 30 seconds?

Just give him a minute. He knows what he's doing.

Just let me do my job here. Just let me do this. Don't quit now.

Just see what I do from here.

Just stop right here.

Just talked to Jack Tate in Washington.

Just to be clear here, you're threatening to fire me, right?

Just watch.

Keep your legs up now.

Kept his nose clean, he worked out and...

Kids waited an hour to take it.

Know what I'm sayin'?

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the red carpet,

Last year, Drew goes down before I can see what we had.

Law school.

Lawyer.

Let him have this conversation. That's what he's there for.

Let me explain to you.