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The Simpsons Movie is a 2007 American animated comedy film based on the long-running animated sitcom The Simpsons. Albert Brooks, a frequent guest performer on the series, provides the voice of its main antagonist, Russ Cargill. Tom Hanks and the members of Green Day voice their own animated counterparts in the final cut.
See also: The Simpsons, The Simpsons Movie: The Music, List of recurring The Simpsons characters, List of The Simpsons episodes, The Simpsons (franchise), and Springfield (The Simpsons).

Come on, bomb. Disarming robot. You're our last hope. Red wire, blue wire. Black is usually the ground. So much pressure. Read. Jerk. He's been talking about it, but I didn't take him seriously.
Dad, when you get to the top, don't slow down. Speed up. Yeah, just do it.
EPA what could that be? I believe it's the sound the Green Lantern made when Sinestro threw him into a VAT of acid. EPA.
Get out of here! #get out #leave #go away #banished #throwing rocks #be gone
Hello, I'm Tom Hanks. the US government has lost its credibility, so it's borrowing some of mine.
Hey, everybody. I found one. The government actually found someone we're looking for. Yeah, baby. Yeah.
Hey, hey, it's your old pal crusty for my new pork sandwich, the clogger. If you can find a greasier sandwich, you're in Mexico.
Horrible, horrible things are going to happen.
I was elected to lead. Not to read
I was tricked by an idiot. Hey, I know how you feel. I was beating tic Tac toe by a chicken.
I wish Romer was my father, and I wish you didn't have the devil's curly hair.
I've never had your choices down to five unthinkable options. Each will cause untold misery. I pick #3. You only want to read them first. I was elected to lead, not to read #3.
In every marriage, you get one chance to say I need you to do this with me. That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Look, those idiots don't even know where we live. No.
March. Those people chased us with pitchforks and torches, torches and four. In the afternoon it was seven at night it was during excess Hollywood, which is on at 4:00 and 7:00 go.
Milhouse, you don't care about the environment. Hey, I am very passionate about the planet. Say global warming is a myth. It's a myth. Further study is needed. That's for selling out your beliefs.
Mom. Yes, honey. You just bought another load of crap from the world's fattest fertilizer salesman. You'll pay for ruining this golden family moment.
PayPal PayPal. I have an important announcement. I have just perfected an acid firing super drill which can cut through anything cool. It's right there just outside of the Dome.
People on Springfield Heat this morning. Twisted Tale 1000, eyes trapped forever.
Sorry, sorry, no dumping in the leg. Fine. I will put my yard trimmings in a car compactor. Chief, I think there was a dead body in there. I thought that, too, and Kelly said, yard trimming. She go...
Spider pig. Spider Pig does whatever a spider pig does. Can he swing from a web? No, we can't. He's a pig. Look, girl, he is a spider pig.
The long losers? Uh oh.
This like it's just one piece of trash away from a toxic nightmare. But I knew you wouldn't listen, so I took the liberty of pouring water from the lake in all your drinking glasses. This is why we...
What ruthless madmen could have done this to us, the United States government?
Worrying we can't see. The movie you can't believe we're paying. It's something we get on TV for free. If you ask me, everybody in this theater is a giant sucker. Especially you.
You don't teach you to laugh at something that's funny.
You have to go out there, face that mob, and apologize for what you did. I would, I'm afraid, if I opened the door, they'll take all of you. No, we won't. We just want Homer. Well, maybe not you, b...

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