Club Paradise (1986) Edit

A couple more inches, I think. If I could just find a hole.

A day that Ernest Reed...

A little girl?

A long time ago. The mongoose, of course, kills snakes.

A national state of emergency.

A representative of Her Excellency, the Queen...

A year from now, your little Swiss and Arab friend are gonna turn on you...

About 300 years behind.

About a place called Saint Nicholas. You ever heard of it?

After him!

After you left the Palms, they said you were a smuggler.

All members of the...

All right then, let's do it.

All right, Ernest, all right.

All right, ladies, let's hit the blackjack tables.

All right, let's go. In single file, and I mean you.

All right! Okay!

All right! They left our cameras and watches.

All right.

All right. I suggest what we do is we walk very calmly...

Allow for the Gulf Stream and a headwind, that would put me...

Am I going to be able to take a decent shower...

Amazing.

And a fashion statement.

And a guy who just paid $32 for a bad Veal Oscar...

And a lot of innocent people will be hurt unless you and I do something real fast.

And as for help, I guarantee there isn't a single native on this island...

And believe me, he is dying to sell.

And even I'm a little uncomfortable with the possibility...

And give you the hosing of a lifetime.

And his sister loved it so much she wanted the recipe.

And his subversive American comrade, Jack Moniker...

And I am wearing a leaf!

And I gave him some advice, too. I told him, "Wear one glove.

And I got a partner down there about to start a revolution...

And I got an icicle of snot hanging from my nose.

And I guarantee I'll have you back in center field.

And I haven't forgotten you, Mr. Hook and Ladder Man.

And I order...

And I want you to get there with me.

And if we don't?

And if you charm her pants off and drive her to China...

And look at this. Look at that buffet.

And meet me on the beach in five minutes.

And Mr. Voit Zerbe, the owner of the Royal Saint Nicholas Hotel.

And now it seems that we have to share a bath...

And now we can't get rid of. It seems that you've been here for a year.

And plus, I can't wear all these Babylon clothes...

And provide some useful intelligence, my government might be very grateful.

And reports of ganja being smoked right here on these premises.

And still they will not be moved.

And that the government is ready to sell it.

And that you haven't paid your food and beverage taxes...

And the food! They got lobster there as big as a child or a small woman even.

And the four of us will get totally demented. What do you think?

And the frying female flesh right across the island.

And then Albert Schweitzer over there panicked...

And then hacked them to pieces with machetes.

And they ain't gonna stop until they get it.

And this noise. Is this guy any good or what?

And walking perpendicular to the line of the sun's movement.

And we don't know what they want?

And we ended up taking a shortcut through the suburbs.

And what is Breakfast Jump Up?

And you call that a philosophy?

And you can leave whenever you wish.

And you will all be released unharmed.

And you won't even have to make love to me.

And, of course, you know the Governor.

And, Randy, where's my bran? You know, I can't start a day without fiber.

Anybody, help me!

Anyone hear these songs, don't want to hear these songs anymore.

Anything I can do to help?

Anyway, it can't last much longer.

Apparently, you and your friend Ernest...

Are the only things left standing in the way.

Are threatening the peace and prosperity of this...

Are trying to business me out of here.

Are you always this cheerful in the morning?

Are you in the dry cleaning business, Mr. Moniker?

As the official representative of her Britannic Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II...

As the representative of Great Britain...

At its widest point, which would be from Puerto Maria on the north coast...

At last, a bribe.

At this perverted passion pit you're running here.

Attack.

Aye, Reed, man. Aye, Reed.

Babe, this is the only country where the constitution is written in pencil.

Bar, Bar. We're out of here. Let's go.

Barry Steinberg. Barry Nye. Smoked meats.

Barry, you gotta come. Let's go. Nude beach!

Barry!

Be careful. Somewhere on this island, there's a doll with your face on it.

Be that as it may, Mr. Moniker...

Beat him to death with the arm...

Beautiful, just beautiful.

Because I think it's stupid to go off without knowing where you're going.

Because she's a writer for The New York Times travel section...

Because you have been so cooperative...

Before I turn my hormones loose...

Besides, all the good k'nish is already on the beach. Let's unpack.

Besides, I don't think there are any sheep on Saint Nicholas.

Besides, I know for a fact that the island is only 7 miles across...

Besides, I want to try this thing, anyway.

Besides, it's more tantalizing to conceal than to reveal.

Besides, we've been so damn busy today, we haven't had a chance to think about it.

Between the eyes with a rather large bullet.

Big mistake. If he doesn't come soon, I think we should just check out.

Big, hairy deal. We're naked, you jerk.

Big!

Bug spray?

Bullshit, Jack. I've heard that from you 1,000 times.

Bushes!

But do something, Sol. I've got 150 pounds of lobster melting in my freezer.

But I could be. See, there's a lot of heat on me, guys.

But I know how these guys operate.

But I'm getting a lot of flak from the Health Department.

But I've noticed that every time that wonderful old tugboat heaves into port...

But if you're really interested in something wonderful...

But it says "private" right here. How could it be a mistake?

But tell her my brother's a queen and even he doesn't want me to spy for England.

But the good news is you won't have far to walk to work in that factory...

But we are close. We're very, very close.

But you guys... I don't know. You're too political.

But, you see, there's strict government regulations against nude sunbathing.

Buy them anything they want, agree with whatever they say...

Can I get you a drink while you're waiting for a new dealer?

Can we leave? This place is absolutely ghastly.

Clean. It's gotta be clean.

Cleveland, get your thumb out of my soup. What am I paying you for?

Come on down and we'll talk. But you guys are good, very good.

Come on, baby.

Come on, baby. It's me, Jack.

Come on, baby. Kiss it.

Come on, baby. Yeah! Get it, baby.

Come on, check it out. What about those two?

Come on, I was just woofing you.

Come on, let's get out of here.

Come on, look on the bright side. I heard this place is going co ed in a month.

Come on, Philadelphia, stay here. Have a decent job.

Come on, red devil! Yeah!

Come on, take your clothes off.

Come on, they were just talking to me about you.

Come on, they're waiting for us.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Mama feels good tonight.

Communism will not attract women 18 to 26, for instance.

Completely stuck in your premature retirement fantasy.

Cool vibes, everyone. Part yourselves.

Couldn't stand the tropics?

Cousins.

Crazy, but I'm not stupid. Thanks for the offer.

Damn it. Hand me that crowbar.

Darling, darling, darling. Forget Toby.

Dave.

Dealer? I'm a taxi driver, man.

Desmond say he see him go way, way out.

Did it occur to you whoever took our clothes could be watching us right now...

Did you need to take a leak?

Did you rehearse?

Do you believe this?

Do you know what I'm saying? This is the night. Okay?

Do you know where it is?

Do you mind, Jack? It's awfully loud, isn't it?

Do you mind? I'm a close, personal friend of the owner.

Do you realize how boring it gets looking at beauty day in and day out?

Do you think I like looking like a Hawaiian pimp?

Do you want to go back in there and ask your buddies for a little bit more?

Doesn't want to know the band is angry. But you keep playing at your own club.

Don't do this to me, partner. Come on, we've promised these people a floorshow.

Don't give up, baby. We're almost out of here.

Don't stare at them. They're gonna come over and start talking to us.

Don't start those wild rumors about revolution again.

Don't worry, honey, I think that's wild sugarcane.

Don't you have any ambition? Surely, you must want something out of life.

Draw, Sir Anthony?

Drawn and quartered. I think we're going to need two other guys.

Drinking tea off a lace doily, saying, "It doesn't matter."

Drinks on the house. Doubles.

Dumbo the elephant, with the big ears.

Enjoy.

Ernest Reed and The Flamboyants.

Ernest, I know this business...

Ernest, that is not a hotel. This is a hotel.

Ernest! Great. Stop. Have I heard enough.

Ernest...

Even if we had to average less than 2 miles an hour.

Everybody say hello to Hat.

Excuse me.

Fashion models, got to be.

Fellows, guys, great. Had a blast.

Fiery Jack, see you've made contact.

Figure 10 miles an hour or knots.

Figure 16, 18 hours out there, maybe.

Fireburn for these songs. I have my own songs. I'm not doing these songs.

Fireman, sir. Chicago fireman. Retired.

First hint of a war and they start running like frightened children.

First thing I got to do, build a house.

Five miles out, I thought I saw a shark flossing.

Flogging, slavery. Honest day's work for an honest day's beating.

For a couple of weeks. You want to come with us?

For the crowd I get here, they want to hear Yellow Bird In a Banana Tree.

For your information, you are looking at a future partner in Club Paradise.

Forced them to drink blood through a severed sheep's penis...

Forget her. Snob city.

Forget it. I'll go without it.

Forget it. Sol, let me walk you out.

Forget nice. My mother's nice.

Forget this place. You guys are gonna love the Caymans.

Forget your annoyance, because here comes...

Forgive me, but I thought most of your official duties consisted of a lot of this.

Frankly, I'd rather be drawn and quartered.

Ganja!

Gather the rest of our flock. I'll round up the strays.

Gee, I love being naked. It's great.

Gentlemen, I just spoke to the owner of Club Paradise...

Get back to work!

Get in after him!

Get out of my face before I rip your nose off.

Get the net! Come on, babe.

Girls!

Go change the gloves, will you?

Go on, ma'am.

Go on! Just go on and go! Get them!

God damn it!

Good deal. One joint. You know we're going to need more than one joint.

Good evening, ladies. Mind if my father and I join you?

Good gracious, it's the fireman. I thought you'd gone.

Good gracious, man, are you still here?

Good morning, gentlemen.

Good morning! Anybody hungry?

Got to think clear now.

Great music. Real tight. Real good rhythm thing happening.

Guard! Guard!

Hardly. I haven't any money anywhere.

Hat blocking? Xerox repair?

Have a time.

Have you seen any of the staff? We have no towels, nor any toilet paper.

He better cut it off or go.

He said, "Soon come." y ou know what that means? It means it's coming soon.

He stiffed a loan shark. So a couple of these guys got him. Cut off his arm...

He's cool. The guy's cool.

He's gonna be here in about 10 minutes. I really think we should get dressed.

He's gonna lose the club.

He's my partner. He's my friend. He's a reggae machine...

He's not here!

He's wearing sunglasses in the middle of the night, taking us up into a jungle.

Hell, no.

Hello?

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Helmut.

Help me, you schmucks!

Help!

Help! Help!

Help! Help!

Here in the jungle, it's basically long, tedious periods of sweltering doldrums...

Hey, dinner is served.

Hey, everybody!

Hey, I'm doing it!

Hey, Jack. Thanks, man, for what you've done for my people.

Hey, Jackson.

Hey, pal, where the hell did you go? I was about to send your name to Ripley's.

Hey, red, what do you say, you want to join us for a colada?

Hey, watch your front knee, and tilt the mast forward.

Hey, what kind of welcome is that?

Hey, you're right, though. This is very misleading.

Hey! There goes Cleveland in a blinding white flash.

Hey...

Hi.

Hi. Could you do me a favor? Could you put some lotion on my back?

High rise hotels...

Hold it right there, Mr. Island Jack.

Hold it right there. Don't move.

Hold it right there. Perfect.

Hold it there, Mr. Gundy. I got you covered. You're on my property.

Honey, can you just ask him how much longer we'll be circling?

Honey, I never knew that Eisenhower hadn't made up his mind...

Honey, just ask him.

Honey, that's over $1,000 already. Don't you think it's time to quit?

Honey, this is the man's business. I'm sure he knows what he's doing.

Hot buffet. I say, let's go.

Hot enough for you? Is everything satisfactory?

How come the dog gets to sit in there while we're freezing our ass off out here?

How long does this go on for? You guys go late, or what?

How very thoughtful.

How was that shower?

How you doing tonight?

How's it going, guys? Sorry we didn't get a chance to talk on the bus.

I believe you ladies mentioned something about smoke.

I can sense it, almost smell it. You know, I was a boy scout, honey.

I can't believe it. I thought you were...

I can't find my friend Barry anywhere. I don't know where the hell he is.

I can't leave here, y our Grace. I'm supporting thousands of mosquitoes.

I can't tell you the feeling of flying through those trees.

I come to you tonight because I am deeply, deeply concerned.

I could get two guys playing garbage cans, and they'd be happy. They'd smile.

I could have done the same dive myself if I didn't have this diarrhea.

I could never figure out where the other two worlds were.

I could turn it into really good insurance fire.

I did have something official that I wanted to discuss with you in private.

I didn't just make it... I don't want to play.

I don't believe it.

I don't have time for politics. Business is going to be so good from now on.

I don't know what that center field is, but I tell you...

I don't know why he must have all that boogooyaga hair on him head at all.

I don't know why you're knocking your brains out in a shit hole like that, anyway.

I don't know, I didn't look.

I don't know.

I don't see any little switches. No little vents.

I don't think so. I don't want to get my hands all greasy.

I don't want that on my conscience. Okay?

I don't want to die, Randy! I don't want to die...

I feel a colossal headache coming on.

I feel it may be a matter of vital interest to my government.

I feel one just about to leave.

I found a shell.

I got an uncle, Sid, who lives in Cleveland, makes this noise...

I got friends in low places, too.

I got more songs, you know.

I got the message.

I got two chicks lined up over there that are hot to trot.

I guarantee if you stick with it, by tonight...

I guess that's how it works.

I had an interesting chat this afternoon with the Prime Minister, Mr. Gundy...

I have a little surprise for you.

I have been engaged in matters of the utmost importance...

I have never felt more alive in my entire life.

I have no idea. I don't know where I am. What am I, a captain?

I have not spent my life cruising from discotheque to discotheque...

I have used every legal means at my disposal...

I heard about this guy in Cicero.

I hope that was your finger.

I impose martial law.

I just assumed it.

I just got this brochure on my desk...

I know a place that's totally secluded. You can do anything you want.

I know how we can work this one out. Come with me.

I know it's wrong, that's why I'm telling you.

I know this high finance thing may look good to you now...

I know you have urgent business, Mr. Gundy, but before you go...

I live off a big insurance settlement from the fire department.

I made it!

I made it! Okay!

I made it.

I never knew that.

I order you to withdraw at once, or I shall be forced to shoot you...

I quit.

I review resorts and hotels for The New York Times travel section.

I smelled it the minute you walked in.

I take it you're looking for a little female companionship.

I tell you what, we're going to go out and cop some primo Cannabis sativa.

I thank you.

I think they'll be calling me real soon. Now, remain calm.

I think we better sit this one out.

I think we met in another life.

I think you should check out the woman in the blue, possibly silk, top.

I think you'll find most of the bugs in my room.

I think you'll find that when we say "private"...

I thought that people were out to get me.

I thought we were the only two heads on the Island.

I told him a million times.

I told you to come to me if you had any problem.

I wake up this morning, no coffee, no waiters...

I want to feel the wind through my hair.

I want to know what the hell's going on, and I want to know right now.

I was certain you'd be back in Minnesota, or Dakota, or whatever it is.

I was curious to see what was going on...

I will crush Ernest Reed.

I will eat his bones.

I won't mince words with you, Mr. Moniker.

I wonder if I might try this parachute thing?

I would even say that if someone, perhaps someone with nothing to lose...

I wouldn't even call it a revolution.

I wouldn't know what to say. It sort of reminds me of a Japanese POW camp.

I, for one, am getting very hungry.

I, therefore, declare...

I... Linda!

I'd like to thank you and ask that you remain seated...

I'd like you to gather all your possessions...

I'd love to join you, but I gotta get back to the club. See, I'm expecting an army.

I'd say there's about a foot of water in our room.

I'd see to it that you got out of here safe with a little money in your pocket besides.

I'll be right back.

I'll catch you later.

I'll do it just once. And then I'm going to burn these clothes.

I'll go back to my room. I'll get some weed.

I'll handle this. I'll look after it.

I'll say this for you, Mr. Zerbe. You've got style. But it's not for me.

I'll say this for you, you're prompt. When you threaten somebody...

I'll talk to him, and I'll work this thing out.

I'll tool around here for a while.

I'll try and find a dry spot, and we'll talk.

I'm a federal narcotics agent, and you're both under arrest.

I'm afraid it will take more than a miracle. Listen to me, Ernest.

I'm afraid it's not going to be that easy, mister.

I'm alive!

I'm alive! I made it! I'm alive!

I'm going back to Chicago where it's safe.

I'm gonna be schvar in two minutes here.

I'm gonna get 20 years for this. That's what's gonna happen.

I'm gonna sue him.

I'm here, Jack.

I'm just trying to do what's best for everybody.

I'm meant to be going with them.

I'm not cut out for this.

I'm not wearing this shirt. Look at it. Look at this shirt.

I'm on the case. Tonight you'll have the finest shower possible.

I'm overwhelmed.

I'm talking major passion.

I'm talking time and a half for overtime...

I'm telling you, it was fruit city out there.

I've been keeping the mountain on our right...

I've been watching the sun all afternoon and sighting on that mountaintop.

I've lost my money, I've lost my club, and now I've lost my guests.

I've seen the future, Sparky, and we're not in it.

If I refused, Mr. Zerbe implied that he could have England's legs broken.

If the world is going to hell in a bucket, I want to hold the handle.

If they don't move, shoot them.

If we don't know what direction we're going in...

If you get caught, I don't know you, okay? Be cool.

If you really want something, ask that guy over there.

Imagine trying to run a first class hotel on this island.

In Chicago. Belmont Harbor.

In Cleveland and moving to the islands.

In fact, they bribed me to do it.

In seminal fluid, I do think it's rather important we have a chat.

In single file off this beach, and we don't stop for anything.

Incredible! The guy's got a heart like Dumbo.

Inexpensive, very cheap. In fact, free.

Instead of so much cologne.

Into my kitchen, yet. It is unsanitary.

Into some sand, you start thinking about giving up the dry cleaning business...

Is anybody crazy? Where's breakfast?

Is the guest bedroom. It's for rent, you know.

Islands like Saint Nicholas make such nice missile bases...

Isn't it great, Randy? Isn't it fantastic?

Isn't that incredible?

Isn't that the runway?

It does matter, pal, because your Prime Minister's gone completely nuts.

It happens all the time.

It has come to me...

It isn't bad as all that.

It seems that this island is about to be bought...

It takes 45 minutes to get a drink on this island.

It would be cruel to let him out on a night like this.

It'll take more than paint and new grass on the roof to turn that place around.

It's a Burmese. They're swallowers, not biters.

It's a crazy world, isn't it?

It's a pain in the ass. Get rid of the horses, you'd have a good game.

It's a snake! Don't panic!

It's about your friend Jack what's his name and that club.

It's all right. You're right. It's very, very boogooyaga.

It's amazing how people can get themselves in these situations...

It's businessmen. You and your bankers and your lawyers...

It's Friday, Mary Lou, and nothing's happened, yet.

It's gonna take 20 years to smoke this stuff.

It's good for the lats, good for the pecs.

It's muggy.

It's no problem, Mr. Reed. You're probably so hot right now you can get elected Pope.

It's one of the best places in the world in which to be poor.

It's primal and it's honest.

It's The Girl from lpanema. It's fictional, that thing.

It's the new Saint Nicholas.

Jack, can you hear me?

Jack, I just want to know one thing.

Jack, Jack! Oh, Jesus! Jack!

Jack, this is Captain Toby Prooth and Phillipa Lloyd.

Jack!

Jack!

Jackie, don't be pathetic, okay?

Jackie, please. I don't want to get busted.

Jackie, that is so obvious. I can't believe you're doing that.

Jeez, I hope not. If that runway was any shorter, it'd be a patio.

Jesus Christ! Linda, what are you doing?

Jesus, it's spreading. God damn it!

Just because some hippies want to do bed and breakfast on the beach.

Just go over and keep them occupied for a couple of minutes. Go, go, go!

Just land this plane!

Keep it right there.

Kill them all!

Kinky!

Last time I smoked that stuff, they found me on top of the Sears Tower...

Let me know what's happening. Let me know what the spread is.

Let me start them.

Let's face it, Heinz, we're not in Switzerland.

Let's go.

Let's go. Let's go.

Let's roll, Noel. Listen, can we talk?

Let's see it. Let's see it.

Life is full of miracles.

Like him. Not the ears, the heart.

Like how long? Five minutes? Ten minutes? Half an hour?

Limbo time, everybody. How low can you go?

Limbo time. How low can you go? Go, go, go!

Linda, the sky is yours.

Linda!

Linda.

Listen, buddy, I'm trying to stop a war, okay? Give me a break.

Listen, Doc. Let her have some fun.

Listen, you gotta do us a favor.

Look at this. We walk into the Taj Mahal, and I'm wearing a towel.

Look, why don't you come and tell me what the problem is.

Look! Look, man!

Looks like lady luck took a hike on you. You ready to go home?

Love to!

Loved the tropics. It was me she couldn't stand.

Make it 15. We'll get together one day. We'll have lunch.

Make them happy, and jump them when they're not looking.

Man, look at all this weed. We are set for life with this stash.

Man, the deal's cut. The weed's coming. One of us has gotta stay here.

May I call you Sol?

Maybe a fisheye or something like that. It's huge in the picture.

Maybe not right away.

Me running a club in the tropics. People winging in from all over the world.

Meat.

Morning, everyone. One brief announcement.

Mr. Big has yet to make a public appearance...

Mr. Gundy.

Mr. Gundy...

Mr. Reed is the owner, manager, and musical entertainment director...

Mr. Reed, Miss Phillipa Lloyd. Mr. Toby Prooth.

Mrs. White, it's not that they're not beautiful...

Must see a man about a job.

My baby.

My dear young lady, unlike you...

My dear, the Americans will move in and turn it into Miami Beach...

Nah. Thanks, but no thanks.

National Defense Reserve Army Guard...

Naval stations, money laundries.

Never.

Nevertheless, if you do have a nook which is not actually knee deep...

Nice outfit.

Nice smoke.

Nice to see you again, Ernest.

Nice to see you, too, Mr. Gundy.

Nice, warm islands.

No little mouths to feed?

No need to panic, it's just in case there's a civil war today.

No phone, no mail, no electricity, no nothing.

No prisoners!

No problem, I will talk to them. I will reason with them.

No seeds? Nice and clean?

No, actually, I'm retired.

No, but it sounds like fun.

No, come on now, they're not rebels. Just a local ROTC drill team.

No, honey, I don't want to play any Wiffle tennis.

No, I just got it.

No, I think the guests will be allowed to graze for a few more minutes...

No, I'm a snuggler.

No, not really.

No, thanks. If I wanted to be kept, I'd pick someone with better prospects.

No, thanks. They don't bother me.

No, there are no snakes. They introduced the mongoose here...

No, this is not a hiking crowd.

No, we'll be okay.

No, we're close.

No, we've decided to stay here for the rest of the week.

No!

No?

No.

No. Fun is not even the word for it.

No. Smoke, J's, joints, buzz.

No. Thank the Queen for me...

No. While you have been occupied in fishing loose diaphragms...

Nobody do that to me and get away with it.

Not just a little bit. I want a big bag, no twigs and sticks...

Nothing could be more fun than jumping off a cliff with two German bisexuals.

Nothing. I just always wanted to do that with a cup.

Now a very, very special guest, ladies and gentlemen...

Now I know. They are out to get me. There they are now.

Now I want an answer. Are you ready to sell?

Now you both are free to go.

Now you gotta slow down and figure this out.

Now you're fired! Get out of here.

Now, as Minister of Finance and Minister of Tourism...

Now, go after Reed if you have to. But first, settle this strike.

Now, I love your hair, man. It's natural hair, and you're a natural man.

Now, I've been working in better hotels than this for 25 years.

Now, if you will excuse me...

Now, if you're not drinking and you're not dancing, you better be going.

Now, now, Tony...

Now, Sol...

Now, when I became Prime Minister of Saint Nicholas...

Now, will you excuse me? Ta ta.

Obviously not.

Of one of the guests picking a 5 foot hair out of their tuna salad.

Oh, all right.

Oh, be careful of the soldiers. They'll shoot you on sight.

Oh, boy.

Oh, boy.

Oh, come on.

Oh, dear. Am I too late for the main event?

Oh, for Christ's sake! I know we should have gone to Acapulco.

Oh, forget it. Take my advice, sell it.

Oh, God! Could we go there?

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, I don't know, Jack. It might be fun for a while...

Oh, it's just been five months. But tempus really fugits when you're having fun.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, no, thanks.

Oh, no. You're not going anywhere.

Oh, really? And what island are you from?

Oh, shit!

Oh, that's a nice buzz.

Oh, the formerly honorable Anthony Croyden Hayes. Your Excellency.

Oh, the usual. Corruption. Injustice.

Oh, y our Grace.

Oh, yeah, rattan's gonna make a great bulletproof barricade.

Okay, come on.

Okay.

Okay. Don't bust a blood vessel. You want a stroke? A stroke is this.

Okay. Stay cool. Stay cool.

One grade, oven ready, self basting.

One joint? What kind of dealer are you?

One more move and I'll shoot.

One, two, three, showtime.

Onward, troops!

Or I'm sending those pictures of you eating pork.

Or is the water always going to be like that?

Or the Russians and Cubans will come and turn the whole island into bloody Albania.

Our ancestral, if not native, home!

Our Prime Minister starts scurrying around like a mongoose in heat.

Out of my way, Jack. I don't want to hurt you.

Out of the swimming pool filters...

Over to the side. Yeah, yeah. Stay back.

Pansy, do me a favor. Tell all the survivors, I mean, guests...

Pansy, double. Anything.

Pardon me. Mr. Reed, we have a conference with you outside.

People are all right. It's the business I can't stand.

People are so quick to flee these days.

People of Saint Nicholas!

Permanently and totally disabled in the line of duty.

Philadelphia, I should have taken your advice.

Phillipa is my people. Why don't we all get out of here?

Phillipa.

Please, Sol, I hate liver. Relax.

Please. Yes, I'll hold.

Plus medical, dental...

Portia, I'd like you to meet your new assistant cook.

Prooth, I'll be stopping by the Club Paradise later.

Punctuated by the occasional bloodbath. I think we're due for one at any minute.

Radical. Yes, man. Evening, girls.

Raise the minimum wage to $1 a day.

Randy, I want to be naked for the rest of my life.

Randy, I want to get to a place where I don't care about money.

Randy, I'm not about to eat real sugar.

Randy, I'm not going home with bra lines.

Randy, please, put the brochure away.

Randy, there's no water.

Randy, this place isn't air conditioned.

Randy, you do not save a marriage without air conditioning.

Randy, you may have to try just a little bit harder.

Randy!

Randy!

Randy!

Randy!

Randy!

Read this, pal, and weep.

Ready?

Really?

Really?

Rebels!

Refreshing outlook.

Right here waiting for you.

Right on.

Right there, next to the nuclear power plant.

Right!

Roll one for me.

Save our seats. We'll be right back, okay?

Say he was good, too.

She might write a real nice piece about this place.

She's lighting it here. Is this cool, or what?

Shh!

Shit!

Shit.

So even if we had to cross from shore to shore...

So I think I should change it and put down, instead of "private," "secluded."

So let me get this get this straight. The deal is that we're riding in a car...

So long, Constable.

So my uncle and I are going down to the islands...

So what's the deal?

So, come on, get out there, mingle.

Sol, don't go legal on me now.

Sol, I hope we're not gonna blow this thing...

Sol, the boys are back. Our ship has come in.

Sol, what is it? Are you all right? You look like you ate a ghost.

Sol, what's going on?

Soldiers, I order you to disperse that crowd at once.

Some godforsaken... Nice deal, good negotiating. That's good.

Somebody could really make something out of that. Don't you think?

Someone took it out, and they didn't bring it back.

Sometimes three days, all day, all night.

Son of a bitch.

Sound good?

Stall out! Stall out!

Stay cool. Got to figure out where I am. Figure...

Stay cool. Stay cool.

Still the bold fireman?

Still. Still. Stay.

Strictly crew.

Sure, go start a revolution!

Sure, it's only fair.

Sure, what's your name?

Sure, you kidding? A guy like you in New y ork with money in his pocket?

Surrender, Ernest Reed...

Take care. See you in the 17th century.

Take that...

Taking up the game, Mr. Zerbe?

Tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna pay you.

Tell you what. I'll make you a deal.

Terribly sorry.

Terry, I think you'll find when you travel a little bit more...

Thank you.

Thank you. I told you I was injured.

That building's an inferno, my stomach's a goddamn volcano...

That hair is a downright, everlasting disgrace.

That hasn't been used 100 times already.

That Marlin Perkins would be afraid to go in.

That things are different here in the Third World.

That you are delinquent in your taxes to the amount of $6,000...

That's 10 people lost in one day. What is this, the Bermuda Triangle?

That's a blender.

That's a song. It's not a place.

That's always bothered me about the Third World.

That's it, Randy. I can't go on.

That's it. I think you're having too much fun. Come on.

That's it. This is my last fire. I'm hanging up my hose.

That's too bad. This looks like a great beach.

That's what I like about the Cayman Islands.

That's what I love about you tourists: The instant you get your pink feet...

That's why people like me live in the West Indies.

The '60s are over, pal.

The bus leaves in five minutes, be on it...

The club's doing great. What's the problem?

The deal is, major score of domestic homegrown...

The fact is, one can smell the suntan oil...

The fireman told me to check you out. I believe you're a journalist?

The fireman, Moniker.

The Governor General of Saint Nicholas, Sir Anthony Croyden Hayes.

The longest it would take would be four hours...

The man has the warmth of a snow pea. Come on, you can live here...

The people, the government, the businesses, the natural resources.

The problem is, my friend's a little behind on his taxes.

The roots, yeah, of all music. I thought it was jazz, but l...

The score of the century!

The shower better work now.

The thing you do with women is...

The three of us could do some real damage in the Caymans.

The towels are stolen from other hotels, and there's no soap.

Then I'll crush you like a cigarette butt.

Then shoved the arm in a food processor, and made a dip out of it.

Then some old fart gets really worried, pushes the button.

Then the Americans get nervous, and the Russians get scared.

Then they served it to his family at his sister's wedding.

Then tomorrow another one, and another one...

Then you will be very, very sorry.

There are some very important people with very important plans for this island.

There is a new wind blowing across Saint Nicholas.

There might be poisonous snakes here.

There really is no hope.

There was one very big mouth, but my wife left me several years ago.

There, that's the way this game should be played.

There's a break in the clouds! I'm going for it!

There's a sickness in this place, and I'm the doctor. It's time to operate.

There's got to be more to do here than just lie on a beach...

There's no complimentary shampoo. There's no complimentary sewing kit.

There's so much.

There's some wonderful music.

There's too much.

These are good songs. They love these songs.

They asked me to speak to you about your future on the island.

They do have guns. I love you.

They dragged those fat burghers from their beds in the dead of night...

They finally called off the search.

They found the others at the Royal Saint Nicholas.

They just came in from Antigua. Toby has the most beautiful sloop.

They must've shot it from way up here with a wide angled lens.

They said that you weren't fit to sleep with pigs. But I stood up for you.

They shoot, you die.

They will. Take it from me. I'm Island Jack.

They're all at the marina bar. Don't worry, I'll be on and off in two minutes.

They're probably gay. They're a couple of moes.

They've got guns.

This beach is dead. It's all Preparation and no H.

This is a mistake. This is...

This is completely humiliating.

This is exciting. I love small planes.

This is helium. God damn it! I brought the wrong tank.

This is just the beginning, man. We know too much now.

This is Miss Philadelphia.

This is my kind of night, Dave. The wind chill factor's 10 below zero...

This is nice. Kind of a harvest motif.

This is not my first trip out of Cleveland.

This is paradise.

This is perfect.

This is still my room. And this...

This is the Third World, Jack. It's not that easy.

This is the wrong bag. This is...

This latitude is good for me.

This may be a Garden of Eden, but Gundy's not God and I'm not moving.

This orgy bin, this... Whatever you call this drug crazed nipple ranch.

This stuff is totally tubular, okay?

This your first time in Saint Nicholas?

Those hairy guys have been looking at us.

Those two scrags are going to start looking pretty good.

To be built in the first phase of construction.

To everyone on this island.

To Prince Charlestown on the south coast.

To report immediately for active duty.

To stay in their room, big storm coming.

To tell you the truth, it wasn't much of an offer.

Toby here was just reminiscing about the good old days.

Today is a day that will live in infamosity.

Toilets backing up, guests complaining, checks bouncing.

Tomorrow Helmut and Christopher are giving me cliff diving lessons.

Too kind.

Too tan to hold a respectable job. Retired millionaire?

Tree, what's happening?

Try and find a decent chef, or even a decent cut of meat.

Trying to build a nest.

Twenty one.

Twenty years for a mistake.

Two crap two. Line away.

Two weeks.

Uncut, pure weed, happening here tonight. Major score.

Until the aircraft has come to a complete... Brake pressure!

Up, you fools. Please, just get up! Up! Up!

Violations of the tourism codes...

Voodoo. Ta ta. Take care.

Wait a minute!

Wait a minute!

Wait a minute.

Wait, wait. Stop right there. I'm going to get this. Hold on.

Wait. Wait, listen.

Waiting for strange guys to talk to us.

Wasn't today fun? Didn't you have any fun?

We are talking major life experience.

We could be going in circles, you fool.

We don't have a swimming pool.

We got the best beach on the island, and they know it.

We have no TV, man.

We have taken the liberty of designing a new residence for you...

We heard it, you know, driving up. It's all music...

We lost one of them sailboards.

We may grab a sandwich in a few minutes.

We mean that the bathroom's not open to the general public.

We need this. There must be some way to get to this guy.

We scored!

We scored!

We should come with you, is this what you're saying?

We were expecting signed documents this morning.

We were just talking about that before, getting stoned.

We'll be right there. Thank you.

We'll get as many boats out there as possible and look for him.

We'll go down to the marina.

We'll have them ironed out immediately.

We'll need more time on this, like maybe a year.

We'll never make Miami with this much weight.

We'll work it out. They'll be gone in no time.

We're all adults.

We're in, I'm telling you. We'll dance, have the time of our lives.

We're not feeding that pirate $100 a day for Rice Krispies and a banana.

We're not gonna get an ulcer over this.

We're okay, honey. Trust me.

We're out! We're out! Now where the hell's the airport?

We've been tramping around here for three hours. There's no way out of here.

Well, I hadn't planned on walking through town this way.

Well, I thought it was.

Well, I'll take an umbrella. Your Grace.

Well, I'm going to go talk to them.

Well, I've got lots of fantasies. You and your socks.

Well, if there isn't any hope, why don't you leave?

Well, it happened in Kenya, didn't it?

Well, it's when you jump up and make your own breakfast.

Well, maybe they took a hike.

Well, so what? We've been naked all afternoon.

Well, today we got something special. Breakfast Jump Up.

Well, we just opened up, and we're still ironing out the bugs.

Well, we'll just have to live with it.

Well, why didn't you say so?

Well, you see, yachting's a little tough in Chicago...

What a business, huh? People are a pain in the ass.

What are we doing, making a map?

What are we gonna do, grow it? That'll take three months.

What are you doing? What are you talking about?

What are you gonna do?

What are you, a duck? Come on.

What are you, Marco Polo? We just want to get out of here.

What can I do for you, Mr. Gundy?

What do you mean, "bought"?

What do you mean, "lost"?

What do you think of those two over there?

What do you think?

What do you want? You want heat prostration?

What if the crew wakes up?

What is it?

What is it? A bunch of farmers with rakes and shovels.

What is this?

What kind of name is Moniker?

What the hell does that mean? No man is a woman, either. God.

What the hell is this?

What was all that about?

What would happen to Ernest if you leave? He needs you.

What you wanting, man?

What you've got over there is a nice beach with a few rooms...

What, are they trying to make us think they're straight or something?

What, are you blind? You got dogs under these chairs, man?

What's going on? What did you do last night?

What's your idea of paradise?

When I think of paradise, I picture myself in an expensive hotel suite in New y ork...

When I'm out here, I ask the really big questions, like:

When it rains, it pours. Have a nice night.

When, if you stop and think about it...

Where is everything?

Where they'll probably have you sewing labels on designer jeans.

Where were you on the stairway, asshole?

Where you going?

Where'd you get this? You didn't bring this with.

Where's our club?

Where's the eggs, and the bacon, and all the other stuff that's usually here?

Whether to be a Democrat or a Republican until 1955.

Which guy?

Who died and made him boss?

Who may be leaving the island anyway, were to get on board that ship...

Who's given a decent day's work since they outlawed flogging.

Who's Mr. Big?

Who's there? All right.

Who's up for a nude orgy picnic at Devil's Hole?

Why are we graced with your imperial presence?

Why don't I just sell to Gundy and get the hell out of here?

Why don't we just hand him our wallets and slit our own throats?

Why don't you be a little nicer? If we haven't scored by Thursday...

Why don't you just read your book? I need a little space for a while.

Why don't you let somebody put up a real hotel there?

Why don't you run along? I think I'll stay a bit.

Why should I check her out?

Why, Randy? Because I want to fly.

Will you please hold my messages?

Will you relax?

Will you scribble a little something about this place?

With a guy we don't even know.

With all due respects to the Prime Minister...

With great big teeth.

With my ass hanging out of a French cut bathing suit.

With the gentleman next door.

With two hopelessly depraved young women:

With your seatbelt securely fastened...

Won't you try it just at least once?

Work for me. I might even pay you.

Would you cancel that last call and transfer it to the Cayman Islands?

Would you excuse me for one second?

Yeah, and what about you? You've been hanging out here for 15 years...

Yeah, but Toby and the others are sailing on to Martinique on Saturday.

Yeah, Club Paradise, your hot spot for fun with guns in the sun.

Yeah, he's right there. Okay, I'm going to get him.

Yeah, I see their plan now. There's a new international airport...

Yeah, lunch.

Yeah, man, I dig where you're coming from, but I can't cut my hair, man.

Yeah, man. Whiskey.

Yeah, nice marriage.

Yeah, right.

Yeah, they'll come back, in little boxes.

Yeah, victory!

Yeah, we'll find you a Sweet'N Low field. Would you move?

Yeah, well, somebody stole our clothes.

Yeah. With some gasoline and a few matches...

Yeah. You ever heard of a Chinese basket job?

Yep, this is one guy you don't have to beat twice with a rubber hose.

Yes, he does. Are you cast or crew?

Yes, you have a nice, steady kind of violence in the States. Very predictable.

You and Ernest go off and start the war. I'll be there shortly with a nuclear weapon.

You and your people had better get out of here, man.

You better get out of here, Jack.

You can keep looking for paradise, but I don't think you'll find it in this world.

You can't be too hip, Mr. Zerbe.

You can't cut your hair.

You can't even get a piece of carbon paper here...

You can't give up now. You've worked hard for this.

You can't lie on the beach all day and pretend nothing's wrong.

You dig where I'm coming from?

You don't see a lot of personal loyalty in big business, Sol.

You don't survive the jungle in a tie and a suit.

You furry piece of shit.

You gonna quit while you're down? I thought you were a plastic surgeon.

You got it.

You got yourself a real flea circus going here. Come on, boy, jump.

You have had more than enough time to consider my offer.

You have until tonight to sell us Club Paradise.

You hear me? We're finished as partners!

You just have to talk to them. You just have to be nice. They love me.

You know what I'm talking about, honey?

You know what? I'm just gonna wait here for Island Jack.

You know what's funny, honey? I like it out here.

You know, I knew another proud, young, black man like yourself once.

You know, if you were smart, you'd sell that place to me and get out of here.

You know, with a bit of paint and some new shutters...

You know...

You like to drive fast, throw water on things, and leave a mess.

You look like a smart guy.

You look so familiar. Were you at Club Med Martinique last year?

You remind me of a sort of strange vegetation that just popped up...

You said I was allowed one call. A blue jay.

You see, I don't want to get into a political discussion here, but Communism...

You seem fit enough.

You shave a couple of schnozzes, and you can retire for life.

You should really talk to him. I'd hate to see anybody get hurt.

You start pushing people around, sometimes people might push back.

You stay here and honk if there's any trouble...

You survive with pure animal instinct. God, my senses are alive.

You think that's a good look?

You two are a cheerful pair. Flotsam and jetsam.

You want to do business, that's the place.

You want to pass that...

You want to play?

You wear these clothes, you sing these songs...

You won't have Jack Moniker to kick around anymore, even though you tried.

You'll see that, basically, you guys are not that far apart on this thing.

You're a little crazy. I like that.

You're fired. Your luck is rotten.

You're my people.

You're not going out there unless you got a machine gun under that shirt.

You're safe. But you gotta go away.

You're so fine.

You're the same all over the world.

You've come to the right place, 'cause you got the pearls, we got the swine.

You've got a general strike here.

Your boat sailed without you, Sol.

Your brochure specifically says, "Private bath."

Your Excellency. You are looking elegant this evening.

Your lady friend paid your fine.

Your meat'll be smoked. You know what I'm saying?

Your time has come.

"Contact Mr. Banks, Saint Nicholas." Where the hell is Saint Nicholas?

"M," Mississippi. Ethiopia.

Actually, I travel a lot. Really? What do you do?

All right, we're going. Okay.

All right. All right. Okay.

All right. Okay? All right?

All right. Let's party. Okay.

and smiling for all these people. Do you think I like wearing these clothes?

And who was that? Willie Mays. Come on.

Any luck? No, not a trace.

Anything? It's a long shot, but I'm trying.

Are you kidding? You must be psychic.

Are you threatening me? Yes.

Barry! Barry! I scored!

before the alleged entertainment begins. May I join you?

Bless you, girl. No problem.

Brutal. Really?

Bullshit? Oh, yeah? Bullshit.

But inside, I'm a mess. I don't doubt it.

But what are you doing back here? I've gotta put out a fire.

But you'll want to. Oh, really?

Can you do me a really big favor? No.

Can you join us? Are you insane? I'm a married man.

Civil war? Civil war?

Civilization. Let's go! We're saved!

Come on! Oh, God!

Darling, champagne? They have that parachute thing.

Did you enjoy the trip? No, I didn't.

Do you have anything to smoke? Unreal!

Don't look! Where?

Dynamite rays, man. Dynamite rays.

Ellis, originally. So what do you do around here?

Excuse me. Hello, Jack. Hello.

Excuse me. I have a phone call to make. Don't you go starting any wild rumors.

Fire! I hear you.

Fireball! Easy.

Fraud? No. Injury.

Freeze! Police!

Get undressed. We'll go for a jog. No, thank you.

Go to New y ork or London. No.

Gone but not forgotten. Phillipa, really, can we go?

Good luck. Just cool, Jack.

Great. Feel good.

Have a better idea? Maybe you should have brought some...

He's back. Okay. All right.

He's just a dumb animal. No, Dave, we're the dumb animals.

Hello, again. Hello.

Hello, Chris. Helmut.

Help, yes. Help, help. Hello.

here at Club Paradise. Welcome.

Hey, Jack, Jack! What is it, guys?

Hey, my man. Yeah, man.

Hey, that's nice. You want to pass that...

Hi, man. Hi.

Hi. Hi.

Hit me. Gonna hit an 18?

How about you? I thought I did, but I don't.

How are you? Good.

How can this continue? Divine justice, Mr. Gundy.

How far is it? Not far.

How long is it going to take to get there? Not long. Relax.

How long is it going to take? Will you relax? The deal's done.

How much farther is it? I don't know.

How you doing? Not so good.

How's it going over there? They're trying to take my hotel.

I am! I am!

I could listen to this all night. Stick around, man.

I don't believe it. Not a word about air conditioning.

I don't hear any engines. Maybe it's a glider.

I don't think they're interested. Too tall.

I made it! What's your name?

I never thought of it that way. Please do.

I think we'll have a drink first. Yeah, you guys go ahead and go.

I trust you had a pleasant night. Oh, it was fabulous.

I want to live. Do you want to play Wiffle tennis?

I was looking for you. Oh, yeah, looking for me.

I'm coming. All right, I'm here. Yeah.

I'm fired? Nah, wait.

I'm sure of it. Don't worry about a thing. Randy.

I've always wanted to do that. Why?

I've got friends here, they'll help me. Help you what?

Iots of luxury condos for the rich folks. Where's my house?

Is it cotton? Hopsack.

Is it? No.

Is that music? Yeah.

It is so lovely here. I hate beauty.

It sounds like this is the... Roots.

It's a nude beach! One of us has gotta stay here.

It's in the islands, Dave. Which islands?

It's my job. I've saved the best for last.

Jack, I'm going with you, man. Fine, we'll both go.

Jack. Dave.

Just find the island, okay? Get back to your seat!

Keep playing. No, thanks.

Lf you think it will help. Bless you.

Like you? Could be.

Linda, are you ready to fly? Yes, I am.

Look at these two Aqua Velva's. Hi.

Look, I won't wear it. Guys, you on a union 10?

Maybe later on. Much later.

Move along! Where's he going?

Move it! Get your asses... Wait. Wait a second.

Mr. Monkey. Oh, Miss Pansy.

Mrs. White, how do you do it? Easy.

My baby is in there. Yes, I know.

Next time. Great session.

Nice resort. Nice pants.

Nice to have you here, Barry. Listen, what's going on here?

No, an "I." Ipanema.

No, I don't. Well, then get in the car.

No. Club Universal in Hawaii?

No. Swingles in Fort Lauderdale?

No. Yes.

No. You know what I think?

No. They weren't. Really?

Not your fault. You're not fired. Thank you, sir.

Now we gotta deliver. It's that fireman.

Now, you need a lawyer. I don't need a lawyer, man. I need money.

Number! Shoot, crap two. Line away.

Oh, my God. Oh...

Oh, very, very close. Excellent.

Oh, we're going? We gotta go.

Oh, yes. He's real good. He's real loud.

Okay, so we'll do that now? Where's your friend?

Okay? No problem. No problem.

Okay. Cool.

Okay. See you later. Have fun.

On our side? Of course.

Open up a line of credit. No! That's it. No more.

Pansy Brown? Yes, sir.

Passable. Watch out for those fans, baby.

Please don't be silly. My God, Linda.

Randy, I think this is the place. Okay.

Really? No seeds.

Remember me? I'm Jack. Barry.

Remind me to get a new pilot. Did you see that?

Right. Let's see it.

See you tonight. Big reggae dance. Thanks, man. See you later.

See, that's cool for this climate. Yeah.

She wants to see it. She wants to see it.

Shouldn't we call the police? No, no. No, don't.

Shut up. Okay.

So I'll see you there. I'm coming.

So this is my room. Very nice.

So, the fireman. So, the middleman.

Sol, you gotta get them out of there. I will chew on their livers.

Some other guy's dealing it. Taxi driver.

Someone paid his taxes. Who?

Stoned out of our gourds. Okay? Catch you in a while?

Suit yourself. Good idea.

Take them! Take them.

Thank you. Very hip. Too hip.

That too can be arranged, Ernest. You hold it right there, pal.

That's interesting. There's a smashing yacht club...

That's it? Yeah. Isn't that where you wanna go?

That's it? Yes, man.

That's what I'm afraid of. No, no, no.

The chicks in Miami are gonna love it. Miami!

The name's Moniker. I got it.

There's no other way. What about a live, televised debate?

There's no shower cap. It's the same room, all right.

They both have brown hair. I'll take the banana.

They're nice. They look nice. Nice?

They're safe. Great.

Think it over. I gotta go. So good luck. See you around.

This is labingee. Labingee.

This is the finest hotel on the island. I wouldn't be surprised.

This must be north. North, schmorth.

This way, this way. Here!

Those cost a lot of money. Where is he? He didn't come back, neither.

Three days. Big mistake.

We got a big problem, Mr. Monkey. Don't tell me about it, Pansy.

We have other plans. I bet you do, you party Cossack.

We must have your property. Over my dead body, Mr. Gundy.

We'll just cinch you up a bit. Very good, you have very strong legs.

We're looking for Johnny. Who's Johnny?

We've been in the woods, so the leaf. Hey, gorgeous.

Well done, fireman. You, too, y our Grace.

Well, I guess my luck has changed, huh? I don't think so.

Well, what'd they say? Oh, they're kind of shy.

Well, why don't you call housekeeping? We have no phone.

What about the law? The law?

What are you doing out here? Just seeing that all is well.

What are you doing to my wife? Can it!

What are you looking for? Our clothes are gone.

What are you staring at? You told me look, I'm...

What did you say? I said you were.

What do they want with a dive like this? Frankly, I can't imagine, but...

What do you do? Guess.

What do you mean, our clothes are gone? Well...

What seems to be the problem, folks? I'll tell you what the problem is.

What? Big favor.

What? Favor for a favor.

What? Nothing.

What's a mongoose? It's a big rat about a foot long...

What's your name? Pansy Brown, sir.

Where do you think she's originally from? No, you can't use that, lpanema.

Where's your subtlety? Where's your blood pressure? Putz.

Which one do you want? I'll take the brown hair.

Which someone? Named Barry.

Who hasn't? And I never had hair like that...

Why did you go out to the yacht? Well, I went a little crazy. I got paranoid.

Why don't you just build a wicker tank? The chairs you can grab.

will not work in a country like this. Oh, no.

Will you join us? Oh, thank you.

Would you care to dance? Yeah, why not?

Yeah, you're right. I gotta get a tan.

Yeah. Get off.

You bet. Let's go.

You coming? It's the last chance. No, man, I got to wait for Johnny.

You do us this favor, and we'll do you... What?

You got it? Yes, man.

You think they're with them? Are you kidding? Look at them.

You took it, of course. Certainly.

You want to make our move? Let's sit down.

You'll be paying for it the rest of your life. Honey, could you get me $1,000 in chips?

You're missing all the fun, aren't you? I suspect you're right.

you're right on time. Enough insults.

'Cause it won't just stop there, 'cause if this island goes up...

'Cause it wrong.

'cause they tend to shoot at you from the South Shore.

"Awfully loud, isn't it?" Quite true. Sorry.

"built on a secluded lagoon, with its own private dock and speedboat included.

"In the ocean somewhere." Right.

"Is it man against nature, or is it...

"Just cool, Jack."

"Just one glove." The rest was history.

"man in harmony with nature?" The latter, I think.

"No man is an island," Jack.

"Paradise for Pennies. A Garden of Eden...

$1 a day. Give a man some dignity, for crying out loud.