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The Boss Baby (2017)

The Boss Baby (2017)

The subject of this discussion is the animated comedy film "The Boss Baby," released in 2017. Directed by Tom McGrath, the movie tells the imaginative and hilarious tale of a young boy named Tim Templeton, whose world is turned upside down when his new baby brother arrives home. Little does Tim know, his baby brother is no ordinary infant – he's a talking, suit-wearing, incredibly clever executive named Boss Baby.

The film features an incredible cast of voice actors who bring the characters to life with their fantastic performances. Alec Baldwin portrays the titular Boss Baby, delivering a charismatic and sly vocal performance that perfectly captures the character's confident and adult-like demeanor. Joining Baldwin is Miles Bakshi, who voices Tim Templeton, the imaginative and slightly jealous older brother.

In addition to the dynamic duo of Boss Baby and Tim, the film introduces the audience to an array of memorable characters. Lisa Kudrow and Jimmy Kimmel lend their voices as Mr. and Mrs. Templeton, Tim and Boss Baby's loving, yet clueless, parents. Tobey Maguire narrates the story as the adult version of Tim, providing humorous commentary on the events taking place.

The Boss Baby is not alone in his secret mission, as he is part of a larger organization of infants fighting for their share of love and attention. Steve Buscemi portrays the conniving villain, Francis E. Francis, CEO of Puppy Co., who poses a threat to babyhood everywhere with his menacing plan. Other notable voice actors include Conrad Vernon, who brings life to a shady baby named Eugene, and James McGrath as Wizzie, a wise-cracking wizard-like character.

"The Boss Baby" is packed with clever humor and witty dialogue, appealing to both children and adults. It explores the heartwarming theme of sibling bonding, emphasizing the importance of family and cooperation. The film's vibrant animation and imaginative storytelling bring to life a world where babies can be intelligent and involved in secret missions while still maintaining their adorable charm.

If you are interested in experiencing the sounds and music from "The Boss Baby," you can easily download and play them here. The film's soundtrack, composed by Hans Zimmer and Steve Mazzaro, perfectly complements the humorous and whimsical atmosphere of the movie. From lively and energetic tunes to emotional and touching melodies, the soundtrack showcases the diverse range of emotions portrayed in the film.

In conclusion, "The Boss Baby" is a delightful animated comedy that entertains audiences with its clever script, talented voice cast, and stunning animation. If you're looking for a movie that can amuse the whole family, this film is undoubtedly a great choice. So sit back, relax, and prepare to dive into the imaginative world of baby power and sibling rivalry.

A Baby Corp binky? Where did you get that?
A few of us, the best of the best...
A long, long time ago.
A man of few words.
A manifesto, a poem.
A memo can be a call to arms...
A memo can bring people together.
A memo can change the world.
A memo is something you write to give people information.
A muscle head, a bunch of yes men, and a doodler?
A puppy that never grows up? That's impossible!
A puppy that stays a puppy forever.
A puppy that stays a puppy forever.
A S A P, T i m.
About 50 ounces. No, 49.
About the b a b e e.
Aha!
Aha! Here it is. Found it!
Ahoy, matey.
Aim for failure, and you'll always succeed.
All babies are different, Tim.
All of a sudden, she got all the love...
All of your heart?
All right, all right, all right.
All right, buddy, let's eat.
All right, gentlemen. Welcome to Puppy Co.
All right, guys.
All right, Mom and Dad, hang on!
All the attention.
All the way down.
All their time. All their attention.
All your life
All your life
All your life
All your life
Always wear a helmet.
Always.
Always.
Am, too. Am, too.
And a great big brother.
And all without your training wheels.
And an eyebrow ring? Seems like a little too much, Lam Lam.
And another one!
And back then, you relied on your imagination.
And each one is special.
And find out what the new puppy is!
And get their money back!
And here's your severance package!
And here's your severance package. Ha!
And him.
And I promise you this.
And I promise you this...
And I'm finally going to get revenge...
And if there isn't enough love for the two of us...
And if there's anything else...
And if this keeps up...
And if this new puppy is as cute as we fear...
And it gets even worse.
And live here forever with you.
And now I'm going to take it back from them.
And now it's number one in China.
And now, you don't.
And see if there's someplace around here with decent sushi.
And the only way to save both is to stop Francis Francis.
And then what happened?
And then, all of a sudden, there's no place for Tim.
And there goes our ticket!
And there will be no pay.
And they all fear one thing.
And three is the perfect number.
And Tim, look!
And took away my special formula.
And we are on schedule...
And you and I will always...
And you are gonna love him with all of your heart.
And you don't know what it's like to have a job!
And you guys don't always have to toe the company line, you know?
And you have the guts to ask me for a bonus, now?
And you're a sea captain...
And you're going to help me.
And your company.
And, I baked cookies!
Any more than you want me to be here.
Anything?
Anything.
Are selected for the...
Are you okay?
Are you taking over the house?
Are you the Baby Jesus?
Aren't you gonna do any work?
Arf!
Argh!
Argh!
Argh!
Argh.
Arise for a nutritious breakfast!
As you can see, I've switched off the seat belt sign.
Astronauts and NASCAR drivers, that's who.
At least, this is how I remember it.
Atta boy! Go, Tim! Go, go!
Avert your eyes, Templeton!
Aye! All right, Francis Francis.
Babies everywhere! They're spreading.
Babies take up a lot of time.
Baby Corp betrayed me!
Baby Corp has a procedure for situations like this.
Baby Corp is the only home I've ever known.
Baby Corp is through.
Baby Corp stole all the love from me...
Baby on board!
Baby what?
Back at ya, baby.
Back at ya, Lindsey.
Back at ya, Tim.
Back to work! Formula break is over!
Bad news, baby!
Be gone with you!
Because it's 7:00 a.m.
Because it's awesome!
Before the plane takes off!
Behold our mortal enemy. Puppies!
Believe me, it feels like my whole life.
Believe me, kid, the feeling is mutual. I wish I'd never met you!
Believe me...
Besides, you boys are in great hands.
Best boss ever.
Binky. Papish. Nuk Nuk.
Blackbird singing in the dead of night
Blackbird singing in the dead of night
Blackbird singing in the dead of night
Blackbird singing in the dead of night
Blackbird singing in the dead of night
Blackbird singing in the dead of night!
Blast off!
Boo Boo. Bo Bo. Bah Bah.
Boom!
Boss?
Both of us?
Boy, the stocks are crazy today.
Bratty kid!
Brother!
Brother.
Bummer.
But after normal babies get their pacifiers taken away...
But all that changed when the puppies began coming out...
But as I drifted off to sleep...
But how did you...?
But how do we get past the guard?
But how do we get to Vegas now?
But I clearly remember...
But I do care.
But I still try and live up to his legend.
But I think the kid might be on to me.
But I was born all grown up.
But I'll tell you who is.
But it's not the same.
But just to get rid of you.
But little did I know...
But no!
But now I know that memos are very important things.
But rather a wild ride...
But that's jaywalking!
But the good news is that you can never be fired.
But then I came along.
But then one day...
But they replaced me with someone new.
But through its power, you will know the truth.
But what if you "go baby" again?
But, hey! How about you?
Buttocks up! Now pedal like you mean it!
By the way, congratulations on your promotion.
Bye, Dad! Thanks for the lift!
Bye, sweetie!
Bye.
Can the baby come, too?
Can we get a ride home?
Can you put your head back on, please?
Can you?
Can't ride a bike without training wheels?
Catch, catch, catch.
Check this out. Take Your Kid to Work Day.
Cheese sticks!
Chicks dig babies.
Choo choo on that.
Choo choo.
Chupie. Hushie Baby. Tootsie.
Come here, look at this.
Come here!
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, everyone has a tickle spot.
Come on, faster!
Come on, he's just a baby.
Come on, it's a piece of cake!
Come on, Mom. Just a little longer.
Come on, this way!
Come on, you're putting this thing on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on! I need you!
Come on. You said you never really had a childhood, right?
Coming through!
Cut it out!
Dad and I know we haven't been able to do as much with you as we used to.
Dad! I can't sleep.
Dad?
Daddy's here. Daddy's here.
Darn! I spent all my per diem. That's more our speed.
Deal?
Deal.
Deal.
Dear Boss Baby...
Destroy. Destroy.
Did you know that the triangle is the strongest shape found in nature?
DOB says you're seven.
Does he know karate? What's going on?
Does no else think that's...
Don't cry! Don't cry.
Don't cry. I'm sorry. Please don't cry!
Don't embarrass yourself, Templeton. I can still see you.
Don't look at me!
Don't worry, Mom and Dad.
Don't worry, Mom and Dad. I got this!
Don't worry, Tim.
Don't worry.
Don't you know we're in a crisis here?
Don't you see? We can get inside Puppy Co...
Don't you wanna know...
Duck and cover!
Each one more adorable than the last.
Either you run the day, or the day runs you.
Elvis has left the building!
Elvises everywhere!
En garde!
En garde!
Ensign T Rex and I are investigating a hostile alien invasion.
Especially during daylight savings time.
Especially you.
Eugene, my chair.
Eugene!
Eugene! You put me down!
Eugenia is practically perfect in every way.
Eugenia won't take her eyes off your children.
Even bears can ride a bike without training wheels, Leslie.
Even better.
Even in the middle of the night.
Even me?
Even though I never went to business school...
Even though my parents worked really hard...
Every birthday party, every Christmas morning...
Every birthday party...
Every Christmas!
Every man has his breaking point.
Every morning when you wake up, I will be there.
Every morning you wake up...
Every night at dinner, I will be there.
Every night, at dinner...
Everyone except for me.
Everyone has a tickle spot!
Everyone loved me.
Everyone wants the hot, new thing.
Exactly! You're old.
Exactly.
Except older and wrinklier.
Excuse me, coming through! Mom, Dad!
Excuse me, ladies.
Expose his dark magic!
Fantastic. Triplets, go!
Fart! Poop! Doodie!
Fart. Poop. Doodie.
Fasten your seat belt. Let's go!
Fetch!
Finally, my life was perfect again.
Fine!
Fine!
Fine. I can talk.
Flower power!
Flower power!
Fly, you fools!
Follow that Elvis!
For the ultimate honor.
For three... evers!
Forget about the baby?
Forget about the baby.
Francis Francis, the CEO of Puppy Co, made this announcement.
Francis Francis?
Gentle, gentle.
Get down.
Get him!
Get me a double espresso...
Get the Forever Puppy!
Get them!
Get yourself a little something.
Getting along is exhausting.
Go and live your peasant lives.
Go away.
Go on! Say something mean to him.
Go, go, go!
Go, Tim! Get your parents...
Go!
God, this is so humiliating.
God, this is so humiliating.
Godspeed, Tim! It's 8:45 a.m.
Going upsies!
Good call.
Good!
Good!
Got it!
Got it! Argh!
Gotcha!
Grab on!
Great.
Gross!
Gross! It got in your mouth!
Grounded for life.
Grounded?
Hand over the tape, Timmy.
Hand over the tape.
Hands up, devil baby!
Hang on to your diaper!
Hang on to your diaper!
Has that little dwarf made you blue?
Hate is a strong word.
Have a fun lady party!
Have we heard anything from that little Boss Baby...
Have you been...
He carries a briefcase.
He conducted meetings.
He doesn't work for me.
He drains it!
He had a fit.
He had everyone wrapped around his chubby little finger.
He is fired, retired!
He is him? And him is you?
He left as suddenly as he arrived.
He set up his office, right smack dab in the middle of the house.
He shall not pass!
He told us to sit here.
He wants his mommy.
He was the youngest Chief Executive Infant in the history of the company.
He's got Mom and Dad completely fooled.
He's got my parents!
He's putting them under the rocket!
He's taking over the whole house!
Headed straight to the top.
Heave!
Hello!
Hello! This is Captain Ross.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello? No, ma'am, not yet.
Hello.
Here we go!
Here you go, big guy.
Here you go, kid. Go get yourself a horse.
Here you go.
Here, I'll pay your ticket.
Here, let's get you into character.
Here.
Here's to never seeing you again.
Hey, are you still in there?
Hey, bud, you wanna get a picture with Puppy Co Pete?
Hey, it's not that bad.
Hey, kid, I hear you're gonna have a baby sister.
Hey, Mr. Lady Man!
Hey, not so fast!
Hey, relax.
Hey, Templeton, what you got there?
Hey, Tim. How would you like to have a baby brother?
Hey, Tim. Wake up, buddy.
Hey, what's all the racket?
Hey, where'd you go?
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Don't be cruel!
Hey! What are you doing here?
Hey! Where'd you go?
Hey! Where's the baby?
Hey.
Hey.
Hi there, baby sister.
Hi yah!
Hi.
Ho!
Hold it, buddy!
Hold on!
Hold the train! No! It looks like it's already been eaten!
Hooray!
Hot dogs are getting cold.
Hot dogs?
How about a raise?
How about one story...
How can we trust him?
How come you're not normal?
How cute!
How did you end up here?
How do I know?
How do I look?
How's that gonna look in a job interview?
Huh?
Humina, humina, humina.
Hurry now! Move!
I almost forgot!
I can't believe my parents didn't tell me about this.
I can't do it!
I can't do this without you, Tim.
I can't even imagine not being a kid.
I can't read. What's it say?
I can't! You're in my house.
I care! Baby Corp is going to go out of business.
I could break us out of this big house.
I could get fired!
I did learn to share in kindergarten.
I don't know, a little freaky?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. I feel silly!
I don't really have a choice.
I don't see why not.
I don't usually write very much...
I don't wanna be here...
I don't want your filthy money.
I don't wear nautical. It's not even Friday!
I failed.
I feel like we should run.
I give you the only thing you'll ever love...
I got called in to see the board of directors.
I got this!
I had a million questions.
I had it all.
I have one job to do, and you make it so difficult.
I just miss him.
I just threw up a noodle and swallowed it.
I kind of wanna see how it ends.
I know a way to move my parents.
I know how important this mission is to the company.
I know I said it. Hey, you hit me twice.
I know, bud. Me neither.
I know, but it's just so mesmerizing.
I know, but we have to fix this.
I know. Isn't it cute? He's like a little man.
I made a terrible discovery.
I need upsies.
I need you.
I read them my story.
I said eyes ahead, son!
I see you've met my big brother, Eugene.
I think I ate $1.75.
I think I'm gonna be sick!
I think I've seen one here.
I think we lost him!
I thought puppies shredded everything.
I thought they loved me.
I told them to stay in the Puppy Zone.
I wanted a horse.
I was a deep sea diver.
I was a hotshot executive...
I was getting old.
I was here first.
I was the luckiest kid ever.
I will be there.
I will help you...
I will turn into a normal baby...
I win! Ha!
I wish I was that excited for work.
I wish you'd never been born!
I would like to offer you a job.
I would've gotten to my parents if I didn't have to go back for you!
I'd hate for them to get terminated.
I'd kill for a spicy tuna roll right about now.
I'd rather spend time with the baby.
I'll be there
I'll be there.
I'll be there.
I'll be there.
I'll become a Baby Corp legend.
I'll get a promotion.
I'll miss you too, buddy. Okay.
I'm a sea captain, taming the ocean!
I'm a ticking baby time bomb!
I'm back! I'm back.
I'm being chased by a killer babysitter! Gather the team!
I'm coming!
I'm doing it. I'm doing it!
I'm fine. We're fine.
I'm going to turn into a puking, pooping, helpless baby!
I'm going to write the perfect memo.
I'm gonna need a strip search on two.
I'm just feeding the baby.
I'm launching my Forever Puppies, and there's nothing you can do about it!
I'm making great progress with the parents already.
I'm naked!
I'm not a family man. I belong behind a desk.
I'm not confused at all, Wizzie.
I'm not sucking that!
I'm not ticklish.
I'm not used to being tickled.
I'm on a mission from above.
I'm seven and a half.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I forgot.
I'm sure that's gonna turn out fine.
I'm sure there's other cool jobs for babies, right?
I'm taking them both with me to Las Vegas.
I'm the boss. I don't have that kind of spare time.
I'm up! I'm up!
I'm very busy delegating.
I've been through a lot of babysitters...
I've come for your soul.
I've got one for you, too! Ahoy, matey!
I've got them eating out of the palm of my hand.
I've gotta deal with the k i d.
I've never been so humiliated in all my life.
If he doesn't come up with answers...
If I don't find out what that new puppy is and fast...
If I'm fired, they'll take away my formula.
If only I could reach my magical shank.
If people knew where babies really came from, they'd never have one.
If they knew what I knew, they'd never let him stay.
If things weren't done to his immediate satisfaction...
If you knew how to ride a bike like a normal kid!
Imagine a puppy that never grows up.
Imagine a puppy that never grows up...
Impersonating an Elvis impersonator?
In every country!
In every situation, I ask myself...
In house childcare expert.
In private.
In there!
In Vegas.
Interesting fact...
Is a healthy dab of margarine.
Is something wrong? Am I fired?
Is that a true story, Daddy?
Is that you?
Isn't he adorable?
Isn't it?
Isn't that sanitary?
It almost happened to me.
It could put the baby business out of business, baby.
It goes by many names.
It got in my mouth, too!
It hurts, doesn't it?
It makes me feel weak.
It represents all the love there is in the world.
It still sounds boring.
It turns out I was lactose intolerant.
It was just the three of us.
It was my first time behind bars.
It was, until you brought me the key ingredient.
It wasn't me! It was the baby's fault.
It will be hard work...
It won't budge!
It'll be fine.
It'll be fine. Fine, fine.
It'll be like I was never born.
It's 7:00 a.m.
It's a meeting, and you won't be attending.
It's a play date!
It's a win win.
It's all mine.
It's an invasion!
It's been stolen!
It's begging us to go in.
It's called efficiency, Templeton.
It's disgusting.
It's go ti me.
It's gonna crush the competition!
It's gotta be in here.
It's hilarious.
It's like these beads.
It's like they're having their own little meeting.
It's me. Don't hang up, Tim!
It's mine! It's mine!
It's no use, Wizzie.
It's not fair! It's not fair!
It's not where it's been. It's where it will take you.
It's okay to think for yourself.
It's okay, little halfling.
It's okay, little halfling.
It's one big baby con spy racy!
It's over. I'm through.
It's really not my scene, but who am I to judge?
It's simpler if I just show you. Teddy, if you please.
It's so much worse than we thought.
It's Take Your Kid to Work Day! And you're the kid.
It's the law of the jungle.
It's the right word, but still.
It's the way of the world.
It's time for my three stories, five hugs, and special song!
It's time to make way for the next generation.
It's true! He can talk.
It's your new baby...
Itchy, plushy, puppy pants!
Jimbo, hit the lights.
Jimbo, run some interference.
Jimmy's been sick, and he needs his expensive medicine.
Just ask your Uncle Ted.
Just like we do.
Just like you did to me.
Just my special song?
Just wait until Mom and Dad find out about this.
Karate!
Keep going!
Kids.
La, la, la...
Ladies and gentlemen, and those in coach...
Ladies and gentlemen, and those in coach...
Ladies and gentlemen, Captain Ross again.
Lam Lam?
Land ho!
Launch initiated.
Le, le, le...
Left, right! Left, right! Left, right!
Leslie!
Leslie.
Let go, you little...
Let me get this straight.
Let our parents go! His parents. The parents.
Let's go home.
Let's just say I'm the boss.
Let's move!
Let's play.
Let's put on a show.
Let's take the bike.
Life was good. Life was perfect.
Like a ship at sea.
Like Super Big Boss Baby, Mega Boss Baby...
Like!
Lindsey?
Literally, I can't reach the door knobs.
Little brats!
Loathe?
Look at all that formula.
Look at him! He wears a suit!
Look, I told you to stay out of my way.
Look, it's my spatula.
Look, it's time we put our differences aside.
Look, Templeton, the numbers just don't add up.
Look!
Lots and lots of meetings.
Love each other.
Luckily for me and my little brother, it had a happy ending.
Magic fairies?
Make it a third time. Wait!
Maybe they can return him to the store...
Me, too!
Meanwhile, two days goes by like that.
Meet your new baby brother.
Memos are for important things.
Mission?
Mm hmm.
Mom and Dad don't even know you.
Mom, Dad, hold on!
Mom, Dad, I'm coming!
Mom, Dad!
Mom, Dad! I've got proof!
Mom, Dad! Stop!
Mom, Dad! The baby can talk!
Mom, Dad...
Mom, he's naked!
Mom! Dad! Over here!
Mom! Dad! What's going on?
Mom! Dad! Where are you guys?
Mom?
Mommy!
Mommy?
Morning, Wizzie!
My Dad says, "Those who can, do."
My ears!
My job is to find out exactly what that new puppy is...
My life was perfect until you showed up!
My life would never be the same.
My parents always hold my hand during takeoff.
My parents always said that I had an overactive imagination.
My parents even had cool jobs.
My parents wrote it just for me.
My proof!
My secret formula.
My training wheels! I can't ride without training wheels!
My very own...
Nap time in Sector G.
Never gets old.
Never!
Never.
Nice call.
Nice try! Heads up!
Nighty night.
Ninja.
Ninja.
Ninja.
Ninja.
No "yay"! We are the competition!
No one can afford it.
No pie?
No pie.
No way! Lam Lam!
No way.
No way.
No way. No. You don't mean...
No wonder kids are so messed up!
No, he's Daddy's little tough guy, right?
No, I can handle him.
No, I'm not making excuses.
No, it's for you to suck.
No, Jimbo! Puppies are evil.
No, my parents told me that...
No, no, no!
No, no, no.
No, no, no. No way.
No, no.
No, no.
No, not that door.
No, Staci.
No, Ted and Janice.
No, Templeton.
No, Templeton. You wouldn't.
No, thanks.
No, thanks. I'm enough.
No, thanks. I'm good.
No, thanks. It's probably too scary for the baby.
No, that's Big Fat Boss Baby.
No, what have you learned about the new puppy?
No, you can really talk. I heard you!
No, you're late for work.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No! I'm nothing like you!
No! Let go!
No! No patty cake! Get down!
No! That's exactly the problem.
No! We did it.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. I've seen this before somewhere.
No. No biting.
No. That we...
No. That's disgusting.
No. We did it.
No. You were my hero!
None, in fact.
Not again!
Not again!
Not enough beads to go around.
Not for one second.
Not now!
Not only will I not get that promotion...
Not possible. Don't waste your time.
Not you, not anybody!
Nothing can stop me!
Nothing is going to get in the way of my vengeance.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Now it's perfect.
Now let's get to work.
Now that's a big, fat baby.
Now that's how you launch a product.
Now you see them.
Now you're getting into it.
Now you're really going to pay!
Now, before we begin...
Now, it all started at Baby Corp...
Now, ladies, the secret to deep fried butter...
Now, let's see if you can listen.
Now, your parents all work for Puppy Co.
Number one on every wish list.
Oh, can he now?
Oh, look! The kids are finally getting along.
Oh, no, we didn't!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no! How are we gonna find my parents in here?
Oh, no! Wait!
Oh, no! What about Tim?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, please! Stop acting like a baby.
Oh, please. If only it were that easy.
Oh, really?
Oh, right.
Oh, Staci!
Oh, the horror!
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah? Do the math, kid.
Oh, yeah? It's time you pick on someone your own size!
Oh, yeah? You think they'd pick you over me?
Oh, you want this?
Okay, bye!
Okay, good talk!
Okay, now where's Puppy Co?
Okay, we need to talk!
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. There must be something we can do.
Okie dokie.
On it, boss.
On the left side of the plane...
Once at a corporate retreat. But those things always get weird.
Once I launch my Forever Puppies to every corner of the world...
Once success is a habit...
One minute and counting.
One moment.
One thing was clear. He was the boss.
Oopsies!
Or Daddy?
Or Lam Lam gets it, see?
Or there's gonna be cutbacks.
Ordering everyone around.
Other days, they rescued me.
Our hero!
Our story.
Out of here.
Over there.
Ow!
Pardon me, big fella.
People have loved babies more than anything in the world.
People take children to a place of business? Why?
Perhaps from my youth!
Perhaps I can be of some assistance.
Perhaps your parents need to be enlightened.
Personal potty?
Please don't go with him. Francis Francis is trying to...
Please fasten your seat belts. We're about to take off.
Please.
Point is, the puppies' slice is getting bigger and bigger.
Poppy!
Pow, pow, pow!
Power nap! You were saying?
Pray, take these broken wings and learn to fly!
Probably should...
Puppies are winning, and babies are losing.
Puppies were merely accessories.
Puppies? What's the deal with puppies?
Puppy Co, Puppy Co, Puppy Co...
Puppy Co.
Put that cookie down. Cookies are for closers.
Quit monkeying around.
Really? Your parents are Lennon and McCartney?
Relax. They can't see us or hear us.
Remember the Labradoodle?
Retired, years ago.
Right from the start, he was yelling at people...
Right.
Right.
Run, run, run.
Run, run, run.
Run, run, run.
Run, run, run.
Run!
Same thing with hot dogs, by the way.
Save Boss! Save Boss!
Say "naked."
Say bye bye, baby! You're fired!
Say hello to Theodore Lindsey Templeton.
Sayonara!
See!
See! I was right.
Send in the baby ninjas?
Seriously Big Boss Baby...
Seriously? I'm the only one that thinks there's something weird about this guy?
Seven and a half.
She's as good as new. She's a tough one.
She's demanding actual results.
Should we get a taxi?
Show Mommy your teeth.
Slice!
Slow down, Tim!
Smead manila, pressboard edges.
Smile for the camera.
Smile!
So have you learned anything from them?
So help me, I will nail his diaper to the wall!
So how come I don't remember this place?
So it can be placed in the exact same position.
So keep quiet. Stay out of my way.
So once we find the file on the new puppy...
So stay out of my way.
So that Baby Corp can stop it.
So that's all you get? Your picture on the wall?
So that's how you wanna play it, huh? Let's see.
So this is where babies come from?
So this whole place is run by babies?
So what am I gonna tell Mom and Dad after you leave?
So when you're done, you're coming back here?
So you're right. I don't know what it's like...
So you're, like, on a spy mission? Cool!
So, my mission is to find out what this new puppy is.
So, stay in school.
So, that's my story.
So, what do you say?
So, you went to a community college, is it?
So...
Some days, I rescued my parents.
Someone can't go down the stairs?
Someone younger.
Something my parents said got me thinking.
Sometimes, I get confused too.
Sorry!
Sounds like a heck of a law firm!
Spring forward, fall back.
Staci, come in!
Staci, read back the notes.
Staci, this letter should get you into the school of your choice.
Staci, you don't get paid.
Staci!
Stop it!
Stop it!
Stop it!
Stop!
Stop!
Stress nap!
Super Colossal Big Fat Boss Baby?
Surprise!
Surprise!
Survival of the fittest.
Swirly!
T minus 30 seconds.
Take it.
Take that, you scurvy scallywag!
Take these broken wings and learn to fly
Take these broken wings and learn to fly
Take these broken wings and learn to fly
Take this. It'll explain everything.
Taming a turbulent ocean!
Teddy, roll the clip.
Templeton, Timothy. Middle name...
Templeton, we have to talk.
Templeton!
Templeton!
Templeton! Templeton, let's be reasonable.
Testing, testing.
Testing, testing.
Thank you all for coming here on such short notice.
Thank you, Teddy.
Thanks for dropping in, kids.
Thanks, Wizzie.
Thanks! I just went with the flow.
Thar she blows!
That is my boss. Big Boss Baby.
That was me!
That was pretty good.
That way!
That way?
That we sent down to the T empletons?
That we...
That's a keeper.
That's a lot of paperwork.
That's a terrible idea!
That's a vegetable.
That's all you ever talk about.
That's awful!
That's great!
That's her! Don't answer it!
That's horrible.
That's it!
That's my boy!
That's my song, not yours.
That's nice.
That's not right.
That's not right.
That's right!
That's right.
That's so boring.
That's the attitude.
That's very reassuring.
That's what I need, proof!
That's what makes it so wonderful.
That's where we'll find the secret file on the new puppy.
That's your plan? You're gonna write a book report?
The average toddler spends, what? 45 hours a year on the potty?
The baby needs a lot of attention right now.
The baby was delivered in a taxi.
The baby. I think he's sick!
The baby's fault?
The baby's fine.
The big house.
The biggest baby bosses of them all.
The bike?
The boss? You're a baby! You wear a diaper.
The Chiweenie? Try to say "Chiweenie" without smiling.
The company? What company?
The convention center.
The corner office, the private potty. All that stuff.
The corner office...
The day I got a little brother started like any other day...
The doggy door.
The end of Baby Corp!
The file!
The Forever Puppy!
The formula wasn't working anymore.
The ghost of Elvis!
The lock up.
The minutes turned into hours, the hours into days.
The path to success is not a straight line, Templeton...
The Peekapoo?
The people of Long Island do not know how to make an iced tea.
The pet convention is in two days, and I've got nothing!
The pet convention is in two days.
The story is about cannibalism and burning people alive.
The tape, Timmy! Or I'm gonna rip, rip, rip.
The Templetons.
The truth is I'm no ordinary baby.
The usual procedure, sleep deprivation, hunger strikes.
The year: 2057.
Then I shall cast upon him a great curse!
Then I wanna give you all of mine.
Then it's all downhill.
Then they sent me down to live with a...
Then why are you torturing me?
There is no spring, only darkness and winter!
There might not be enough pie left for babies.
There they are! Mom, Dad!
There they are! Mom, Dad!
There's always someone trying to take what's yours.
There's another one!
There's not enough love for the two of us.
There's nothing here about a new puppy.
There's only an hour before the plane takes off.
There's only so much love to go around.
There's plenty of love for everyone.
There's something about puppies.
They all can talk. They were having a meeting.
They do everything for me.
They fired me!
They gave me a promotion, the corner office...
They have a puppy pool and everything!
They love me!
They need a lot of attention. They get all the love.
They shall not pass!
They still made just enough time for me.
They worked for the biggest pet company in the world...
They worked in a department called "Marketing..."
They'd never leave us alone.
They'll be so adorable...
They're gone.
They're stealing all our love!
They're very disoriented.
They're watching.
This is getting creepy.
This is my team?
This is not about Lam Lam.
This is Super Colossal Big Fat Boss Baby.
This is war.
This time, we'll raise him right.
This was mine.
This will teach you to kidnap the parents of One Eyed Tim.
This, Templeton, is first class.
This, Templeton, is where all the action is.
Three hugs, and my special song?
Three stories, five hugs, and my special song, right?
Throughout history...
Ticket please.
Tim doesn't fit anymore.
Tim Templeton...
Tim time?
Tim, I may look like a baby...
Tim, I wasn't born. I was hired.
Tim, look who's here!
Tim, look who's here.
Tim, there's our flight!
Tim, what are you doing in here?
Tim, what's happening?
Tim, you've gotta go faster!
Tim!
Tim!
Tim! Are you okay?
Tim! Explain yourself!
Tim! What are you doing?
Tim?
Time for bed.
Time for juice boxes is over.
Timothy Leslie Templeton, please pick up the white courtesy phone.
Timothy Leslie Templeton!
Timothy Templeton, office ninja.
To be part of a family.
To release the most adorable puppy ever.
To the airport!
Too da loo, toilet head!
Too da loo!
Tree!
Tree! I'm gonna hit it!
Trust me, one day you're gonna get to know this little guy...
Try this one.
Uh oh!
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Uh, goo goo ga ga.
Until you learn to get along.
Upper management.
Upsies, I need upsies!
Upsies.
Victory nap!
Wait a second!
Wait a second. That gives me an idea.
Wait a second. This is it!
Wait until Mom and Dad hear this.
Wait until they meet Puppy Co's certified...
Wait, how did you...
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait. What's a memo?
Wait. You're not supposed to end with "Ha!"
Wake up, little half...
Wake up, little halflings!
Wake up, little halflings!
Wake up, little halflings! It's 7:00 a m.
Wake up, little halflings! It's 7:00 a.m.
Wake up, little halflings! It's 7:00 a.m.
Wake up, little halflings! It's time to leave.
Was? What happened to him?
Watch out, world!
Watch your stern!
Way to keep your eyes on the prize, Templeton.
We all laughed at the Shar Pei.
We are very disappointed in you.
We can be reasonable, right? What are you doing?
We can talk about this over a juice box!
We could buy a bouncy house!
We could share.
We don't even have calendars in the wizard's realm!
We don't even know him.
We don't wanna miss our flight!
We don't.
We drink a super secret baby formula that keeps us babies forever.
We find out what the new puppy is, and I go home.
We got a code red!
We got a code red. Repeat...
We gotta find seats!
We have to convince them that we're actual brothers.
We have to get to the airport and stop Francis Francis...
We have to make sure you don't get fired.
We love you both so much.
We will grow old together.
We will grow old together.
We?
We.
We'll be back before you know it.
We'll have it on Monday, Mr. Francis.
We'll never get through that door.
We'll see about that.
We'll stick your brother in the Puppy Zone...
We're Captain Ross's kids.
We're going to take over the world, one heart at a time.
We're gonna launch a brand new puppy in every continent.
We're gonna launch it at the pet convention in Las Vegas!
We're gonna need a miracle.
We're gonna save your parents.
We're in a crisis here!
We're moving!
We're never going to stop the launch on time.
We're partners!
We're really here to get them.
We've always been a must have item...
We've got to get backstage.
We've gotta find something to replace it with.
We've gotta get to the convention center.
Weeks! Three weeks!
Welcome to Baby Corp!
Well, blow me down.
Well, can I get you special guys anything?
Well, I guess we both got what we wanted.
Well, no kidding.
Well, see this pie chart?
Well, sweetie, that's how I remember it.
Well, team, good job.
Well, thank you very much.
Well, that didn't end well.
Well, trust me, ma'am. You got the right baby for this job.
Well, you carried Lam Lam around until you were like...
Well, you need a break.
Well, you're not the boss of me.
Well...
What a cute, little pup...
What a good boy.
What about me?
What am I doing?
What are any of us doing here, really?
What are they doing here?
What are Tim and the baby doing here?
What are we going to do?
What are you doing, Templeton? Go, go!
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you talking about?
What are you two boys doi ng up here?
What do we do then?
What do we do, Templeton?
What do we do?
What do you mean?
What do you want me to do with that?
What great adventure lies in wait for you today?
What happened to bedtime?
What happened? Did we win?
What happens when you grow up?
What is all this?
What is going on here?
What is it?
What is she screaming about?
What is this place?
What the...
What the...?
What the...?
What was Big Bossy Baby Lady screaming about?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? Hey!
What? Tell?
What? We would have been here in plenty of time...
What? What is it?
What? What is it?
What? You've never been tickled? What about your parents?
What's going on in here?
What's going on?
What's happening?
What's that, Lam Lam? You want a nose ring?
What's the matter with you?
What's the matter, Templeton?
What's the poi nt, Wizzie?
What's the point?
What's the use?
What's with that outfit?
What's wrong, Timothy?
What's your plan?
When I wasn't exploring the Congo...
Where are the boys?
Where are we?
Where are you going?
Where are you going? Templeton!
Where babies really come from?
Where did everyone go?
Where do babies come from?
Where do you live, sweetie?
Where there's Elvis, there's Vegas!
Where they got to launch new products.
Where'd you think, the cabbage patch?
Where's HR when you need them?
Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're right!
While we have a little Tim time.
Who are the boring directors?
Who are you gonna tell, Tim? Your parents?
Who are you?
Who cares? My parents are in danger.
Who do you want to stay with you? Daddy or Mommy?
Who is that?
Who is this guy? Why is he here?
Who wants...
Who was that guy anyway?
Who was that?
Who's Mommy's little cutie? Are you Mommy's little cutie?
Who's there? I got a racket!
Who's ticklish? Who's ticklish?
Whoops! Too far.
Why are we moving?
Why don't you give it a try?
Why is it empty?
Why?
Why? Because he came out of nowhere!
Why? Have we been bad?
Why's he so fat? Why's he staring at me?
Will be brothers.
With a great curse!
With all our heart.
With my own private potty.
With new designer models.
With proof!
With the Forever Puppy.
With your track record?
Without that formula, I turn into a normal baby.
Would Timothy Templeton please pick up the white courtesy phone?
Wow, it looks like a giant pie.
Wow! This is awesome!
Wow! When you explain it like that...
Wow.
Wow.
Wrong!
Y eah!
Yay, puppy!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay.
Yeah, baby.
Yeah, it didn't sound right to me, either.
Yeah, me too.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, right.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. I need to enlighten them...
Yeah. It does.
Year after year after year.
Year after year after year.
Yep.
Yes, explain yourself.
Yes, ma'am, I know I've been here a long time.
Yes, sir!
Yes, the baby's fine.
Yes, you are. Yes, you are.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes! A file with the same weight.
Yes! But how do we get past Scary Poppins down there?
Yes! Cool! And if... When I succeed...
Yes! Yes, yes, yes!
Yes. I'm the Baby Jesus.
You and I...
You better start packing.
You blew it!
You brought me the very thing I needed to destroy Baby Corp.
You came back!
You can see we're approaching fabulous Las Vegas.
You can talk!
You can.
You can't be fired from your own family.
You can't get away from Johnny Law, simpleton.
You can't miss what you never had.
You could have had your parents' love all to yourself again!
You did it!
You did it.
You did.
You didn't have parents, did you?
You do?
You don't even know their names!
You don't even know what it's like to be part of a family.
You don't get it, Templeton.
You don't know anything about hugs, or bedtime stories, or special songs!
You don't know anything about me.
You don't recognize me?
You forget all about Baby Corp.
You gonna make me? You can't make me, punk.
You got it!
You got replaced just like me!
You gotta do something!
You guys stay in the Puppy Zone, okay?
You had all the beads.
You have your parents all to yourself.
You hear me? I am the boss of you!
You know how that feels, don't you, Tim?
You know one of us has to go with Mr. Francis to the pet convention.
You know what I do to little kids who ask lots of questions about me?
You know who else wears diapers?
You know, goo goo, ga ga. The whole bit!
You know, I'm proud of you, Leslie.
You let that baby boss you around.
You look great.
You missed out on your whole childhood?
You never had someone to love you?
You obviously didn't go to business school.
You ruined everything!
You saved us.
You see, babies aren't getting as much love as we used to.
You see, I was seven years old...
You see, I'm more middle management for the company.
You should have seen your face in that picture.
You should understand what I'm talking about.
You still got it, boss!
You stole everything!
You take that back.
You used to have all your parents' love.
You walked right into my trap!
You wanna come up to the office and hang out with us?
You wanna hug me, don't you?
You wanna play?
You were all...
You were only waiting For this moment to arise
You were only waiting For this moment to arise
You were only waiting For this moment to arise
You were only waiting For this moment to arise
You would never ask your parents for an old toy.
You'll learn, kid.
You'll learn.
You'll never catch us!
You're a baby!
You're all fired!
You're breaking up!
You're fired!
You're fired!
You're gonna stay in this house with your baby brother...
You're grounded.
You're here! You're really here!
You're just trying to steal them from me.
You're not gonna write a memo, are you?
You're not supposed to end with "Ha!"
You're not?
You're officially un grounded.
You're our hero.
You're right. Like another file.
You're right. They think we hate each other.
You're supposed to end with "Argh!"
You're supposed to end with...
You're the one who should be in jail!
You're toast, baby man!
You've been asking for this since you got here!
You've earned it.
You've got it in you, Templeton. Now, eyes ahead.
You've gotta jump!
Your dad and I have some work to do.
Your exit interview is over!
Your father is a hippy.
Your parents aren't going to take us anywhere.
15 seconds.
20 seconds.
A tricycle! Skates!
A. B.
Am, too! Are not!
Am, too. Are not!
Am, too. Are not!
Am, too. Are not.
Apple. Fine.
Are you hurt? I'm okay.
Are you okay? Is the baby all right?
Aye! Dodge, parry, and thrust!
Boom! Boom!
Boss! Boss!
But you know what I found out? What?
But... It's okay.
C. D.
Candy corn? Lollipop!
Choo, choo, chugga, chugga. No choo choo!
Diaper! Bottle!
Don't be nervous, buddy. It's only overnight.
Don't panic! But it feels right!
Exactly! Affirmative!
family! Oh, Francis, no!
For two... Three!
Genius! Home run!
Get back here! No!
Get him! I got him!
Give me the tape! Give me Lam Lam!
Going to the Heartbreak Hotel? I'm going to the Heartbreak Hotel.
Gone! Tour's over.
Goodbye, Tim. Bye.
Hello! Code red.
Hello! Hello!
Help! Anybody!
Here comes the choo choo train! No.
Here? I'm dead down there.
Hey! Sorry!
Hi, Timmy! Hi! Anyway...
Horrible! Yes.
How about a hug? No more shows!
How? We can use the puppies!
Huh? That's it?
I am the boss of you. No, you're not.
I don't know. You're fired!
I got him! I got him!
I guess we do make a pretty good team. No.
I love pie. Who doesn't?
I want you to suck it. You suck it!
I'll stay with the baby, and you... Maybe the baby should decide.
I'm losing control. Tim, look out!
Is that you, boss? Code red!
Isn't that adorable? Who wants dessert?
Kindergarten? That's right.
Lam Lam! I've got fresh batteries.
Let's have another show! No, Teddy!
Mad? You need a time out!
Me, too! Me, too!
Mostly C's... How do you know all that?
No, cherry! Perfect!
No, I can't. It's fun!
No, sir! No way!
No, we're mad at you! Exactly, we're mad at you.
No! I warned you!
No! No.
No! Yes!
No! Yes!
No! Yes!
No. No, this is terrible! I know.
Not pumpkin. Okay.
Oh, no. That's terrible!
Oh, yeah! Nice one, BB!
Okay, but wait right here! What?
Okay. Okay.
Okay. What? Let's move.
One million ziggity five! Eight!
Oopsie! I got it. Five second rule.
Or this? Nada.
Over here. What is it?
Pew pew. What?
Really? Really.
So cute. That's so sweet.
Suck it. I don't know where it's been!
Sure is! Affirmative!
Sure. About what, bud?
Take these broken wings and learn to fly Hey, that's my song.
Templeton! Delicious!
Thank you. What?
That's awesome! I know, right?
That's awful! Horrible!
That's right! What?
The captain! What?
There, there. It'll be okay, big guy.
There's plenty of love to go around. Go to sleep!
This can't be happening. But it is!
Three days? Weeks!
Three... Gotcha!
Tim, there they are! Mom, Dad!
Tim? Tim!
Train! Choo choo!
Turn, Tim. Turn!
We babies are having a crisis! Oh, no!
We won, we won, we won! We won! Yes!
We won! We won?
We're coming! We'll be right there!
We're gonna make it. But I don't have a quote for this!
We're, like, virtual and stuff? Yep.
Well, thank you! Oh, baby!
What have you done to me? Stop!
What? Aim away from failure!
What? Parents!
What? Rise and shine!
Where's the bottle? He has to have his bottle!
Who's ticklish? It doesn't work on me.
With the exact same weight. You already said that.
Yay! No, Jimbo.
Yes, Mr. F rancis? Puppy Co needs you.
Yes, sir! Sure did!
You called? Do you need Señor Squeaky?
You can't stay here! I can't!
You fixed her. Yep.
You know what? You should go. No, no. You should go.
You let go! You let go!
You mean they won't feel this? Nope.
You'll never get away with this! Yeah, not if we...
You're grounded! Yes, grounded!
You're so right! You've got it, sir!
You're the man! Absolutely!
...be brothers.
...no one will ever want a baby ever, ever again.
...two, one.
"'I could get in myself.'
"'I don't think I'll fit, ' said Gretel."
"And the godless witch was miserably burnt to death."
"And then, Hansel and Gretel...
"And those who can't, supervise."
"pushed the wicked old woman into the oven.
"W W S C B F B B D?
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