Dinosaurs - Season 1 Edit

A delivery guy just brought this.

A lesser male would have, but not my Earl.

A lifelong friendship is about to end. Isn't that bad?

A meteor three times the size of Earth is heading towards us

A very personal thing

About the virtues of family life, but... Oh, jeez, you're killing me, Fran.

After 20 years of your mother on my back, I get to haul her up

After 27 years of friendship,

After all, Dad, a best friend wouldn't say you had a wussy howl.

After my family spends every cent I've got.

Again, again, again.

Again!

Ah, here's just a little something to help usher you

Ah, pardon me. Is this the Sinclair house?

Ah, thank you. (CLEARS THROAT) Well...

Ah, thanks for the great stuff, Grandma.

Ah, there's my baby girl.

Ah, wrestling. (CHUCKLES)

Ah!

Ah. (CHOKES)

Ahh...

All dinosaurs, upon reaching their... (MUTTERS)

All I do is cook and clean and clean and cook.

All right then, maybe you better just step off my porch.

All right, all right, all right. Look. Here's your life.

All right, all right.

All right, all right. Here's what I'm gonna do.

All right, all right. I forgive you.

All right, all right. I was.

All right, all right. Let's try to get a handle on this.

All right, but I'd like to go on record here.

All right, look, I'm gonna say this one time.

All right, we've mourned long enough.

All right, who is talking to you right now?

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. What about this?

Although, the moment I heard it, it just made so much sense,

Am I a drudge?

Am not!

And after the howling, we settle our grievances.

And ask Richfield for a raise.

And come after you two? You're playing with fire here!

And created this hurling thing.

And everybody respected me and listened to me...

And express proper gratitude to your mother father!

And finally, in local news, officials at the City Zoo report no luck

And finally, my beloved family.

And girl chat at the produce counter,

And gone. Mama here, Mama gone.

And have you recently seen the size of his teeth?

And helped me.

And how we came out of the forest to get married and have families?

And I believe you know Fran.

And I can give you a full head of long, luxurious horns

And I can't afford to buy my children

And I don't know what it is.

And I don't wanna hear any more out of you.

And I don't wanna hear any more out of you.

And I don't want to hear any silence coming out of this room.

And I get up 16 times in the middle of the night.

And I got to treat you with respect and deference?

And I hate to be critical of other life forms,

And I hope nothing ever happens to change the way we are.

And I ran into the same male in the parking lot.

And I understand that from a nutrition point of view.

And I want you to have this, it's a sea shell necklace

And I want you to think of the tar pit as a wonderful place...

And I was just wondering, while they're here,

And I'm not giving up my TV

And I'm only grateful that I'm not the one who has to do this

And I'm wearing my brand new blue silk Hurling Day tie. Ethyl?

And if a button falls off your shirt, whose problem is that?

And if the Thunder Lizard wants a 90 inch television set,

And in all that time, I never even thought of you as a problem once.

And it don't look good for either one of us.

And it says how much I make.

And it's my job to be a calming influence

And just because you get old doesn't mean you're not my father anymore.

And let no one underestimate the fury

And lived happily ever after.

And living in houses and raising children.

And loving each other, and realizing that the most important thing in the world

And maybe I don't need to because maybe there's nothing in there.

And maybe, just maybe, nothing will ever be the same again.

And no one can take it away from you,

And now for the weather...

And now I'm going to die!

And now the torch has been passed.

And now you're gonna sit at this table and eat that dinner.

And now you're my boss' assistant?

And pick out my eyes? It's a tie. Give me a beer.

And ready to go again like a brand new drudge.

And said, "I want." And Charlene came in and said, "I want."

And so that this tradition remains holy and solemn,

And tell him to stop asking such aggressive questions.

And that is what's important.

And that makes me a grown up? Why?

And that means you save big! Values galore here at Discount Charlie's!

And the little train learned that if you try, and try, and try,

And the wife is female,

And then just left like that? Without coffee?

And this day shall be known as...

And this howling thing...

And this is when you visited me at camp.

And today is, surprise, still a tree pusher.

And we got a dead rhino and 10 tons of potato salad downstairs.

And we're gonna rule the world forever.

And wear something nice.

And well, you know, tonight, up on the hill,

And when she gets back, she'll be relaxed and refreshed

And wonder what things would have been like

And you and Robbie are still angry

And you have no choice but to flatter me in return.

And you have no right to take it away.

And you, lamp...

And you, well, you're a puny nothing.

And you'll be happy to know that you don't have a problem anymore.

And you're not sure whether you can attract another car?

And your lunch can see me.

And, uh, your apology would go, how?

And... And... And then she came down and down, and then, then, uh...

Any parent can forgive the little things, Earl.

Anything new here on the home front?

Anyway, just this morning, I said, "I love you."

Are Robbie's howling gifts. None of these are for you.

Are we really talking about cars here, pally boy?

Are you a happy dinosaur, Earl?

Aren't you worried about what's going to happen to you tomorrow?

As I understand it, she does not know.

As long as you have a family to come home to, well, they're lower.

As usual.

As we felt about Robbie and you.

As you know, I've been challenged.

As you know, the end of the world is upon us,

Ask her to tell you about how useless she is.

Ask me about my day.

At least a part of him you could see. Did you notice his ankle was trembling?

At my age, what do I have to live for?

At the moon bring end to our days on Earth?

At this point, it's feared that Ling Ling is barren.

Attaboy, Mr. Stand up to the boss Sinclair.

Aw, hello, you little sweet thing.

Aw, is that why you wake me up at three o'clock in the morning,

Aw, look at the good boy eating his supper.

Aw, thanks, Frannie.

BABY SINCLAIR: (IMITATES CRYING) I'm crying. That means I'm up.

BABY SINCLAIR: Giddyup, Mommy. Giddyup.

BABY SINCLAIR: I'm up again!

BABY SINCLAIR: Ooh, this is fun.

Baby, this is your daddy.

Baby, upset.

Because Earl Sinclair is fighting for his family.

Because I know you're always saying that breakfast is

Because I'm just a total disgrace to my ancestors.

Because if this is the year 60,000,003, why is next year 60,000,002?

Because if you don't howl, I'll kill you.

Because it's just one weekend.

Because now I realize what's special about being the head of a household.

Because now, without your family, you're wild and untamed and free.

Because of my position and social standing,

Because that's the way my life works.

Because this could happen to any one of us.

Because what?

Because you have unwillingly stumbled into the lair of the Mighty Megalosaurus.

Because you, and your brother, and your sister, were all born dinosaurs.

Because your mother sent out a 150 invitations

Because...

Besides, I'm not even interested in you.

Best thing for you to do is realize that now.

Best thing in the world. You'll thank me.

BIN MONSTER: Give me, give me, give me, give me! (GRUNTS)

BOTH: Night!

BOTH: Weave.

Boy...

Bring on his socks, bring on his shorts, bring on the whole hamper!

Broken, right? I got a broken wife.

But certainly the least miserable years of a generally crummy time I'm having.

But God, I hate lawyers.

But he says he won't set foot in our house again

But I don't give a damn about your day.

But I don't have any kids of my own, so I wanted Robbie

But I take no joy in what I have to do tomorrow.

But I want you to be brave and try to make a life with Gar.

But I want you to know I'm never going to call this new guy "Dad,"

But I was looking for something a little less horrible.

But I was unhappy away.

But if I flee, I'm cast out as a coward for the rest of my days.

But if she takes some time off, then who looks after the kids?

But if you don't howl, terrible things happen.

But living just long enough to see that first vulture swoop down

But maybe you could clear a minute to put a button on this shirt

But most of that fell out of your mouth before you left.

But mostly me.

But none of us are gonna get hurt, Gary's only killing you.

But now I am old. I am slow.

But remember, after tomorrow...

But right now, I'm gonna settle for come as you are tartare.

But Robbie found you, and brought you back.

But take me on, you do. Mano a mano. One on one.

But that's probably the part of me that's gonna get eaten first.

But the moment goes by so quickly, my captain.

But this is for your family now, for your future.

But to tell you the truth, my family is all that listens to me.

But tomorrow I climb up the mountain and yell at the moon,

But tradition gives us one great equalizer...

But you and Dad can still have children?

But you know what I'm curious about?

But, Dad, if you go, who's going to play catch with me?

But, has anybody ever climbed back out of the tar pit,

But, I don't want you to go.

But, sir, I like this company.

But, uh...

But, why didn't you like the real one I did for you upstairs?

By one kid too many,

By the way, uh, this... This... This fellow you met over at the market...

Bye.

Can stand shoulder to shoulder with the highest of the high.

Can stand shoulder to shoulder with the highest of the high.

Can you whip that up, huh?

Can't you talk this out?

Cave man from the zoo.

Cavemen are all the rage with the little ones, right, sweetheart?

Cereal? Come on. Cereal? I want something hot.

Chang Chang, come on in. We've been expecting you.

Change of schedule, Ethyl. We're taking off early.

Charlene, sweetheart, pour me a scotch, will you?

Charlene, there's something very important I have to tell you

Charlene, until now, you've been too young to understand, but I think

Charlene, we feel the same way about this little egg

CHARLENE: Okay.

Chin, chin, chin.

Close your mouth and don't let her provoke you.

Code of the wilderness. Your father's been challenged to fight to the death.

Come here, let your grandma give you five kisses, come on. Come on.

Come here, you sweet thing.

Come on, Earl. You know the right thing to do.

Come on, Mom, you're going to spoil him.

Come on, we're getting out of here.

Come on! Gotta love me.

Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Come up with tuna fish, grouper, you name it.

Commands us to obey. But none is as important as the howling.

Compared to walking off a cliff? Falling 10,000 feet,

Congratulations, you're a widow.

Could you make it that guys also get to hurl their mother in laws?

CREATURE 1: No, no, no! Please, please! CREATURE 2: Mine, mine! Mine, mine!

CREATURES: Aw!

Cross eaters, today at 4:00 on Raptile.

CROWD: (ON TV) Wheel of...

Dad said I could.

Dad said she's at Grandma's.

Dad, are you sure? You saw Gary's sock.

Dad, I am begging you to understand I have no potential.

Dad, Mom's wondering what's taking so long.

Daddy dinosaurs and mommy dinosaurs started getting married

Daddy, can't I even say hello

Daddy. Gary!

Delish!

Demand more money. I ain't gonna give it to you.

Did dinner just run out of here through my legs?

Did you and Daddy really want to have another baby, Mom?

Did you put Sinclair's name back on the active roster?

Did you put Sinclair's name back on the active roster?

Dinner ate the vegetables.

DINOSAUR 1: No problem. DINOSAUR 2: He's a great guy.

DINOSAUR 2: Uh, excuse me.

DINOSAUR 3: We love you, big guy.

Do you like this Gary fellow?

Do you want to know about my day?

Does this outfit make me look fat?

Don't act like you haven't noticed.

Don't dream, Sinclair. No dreams for you.

Don't get yourself in an uproar, Chuckles, we were just out for a little walk.

Don't give me any trouble.

Don't you pick that up.

Don't you touch that remote control.

Each dinosaur shall be hurled by a loving relative.

Each month, on the evening of the full moon,

Earl, come here. Let me tell you something.

Earl, hey, hey. Hey, there, pally boy, this is not a time for petty bickering,

Earl, I can't tell you what to do.

Earl, I love you.

Earl, I've made my decision. You're not throwing Mother.

Earl, if I can't have you here with me, I wanna at least know you're safe.

Earl, it's just for the rest of her life. How long can that possibly be?

Earl, it's supposed to be a solemn and holy day.

Earl, listen to me. There's only one thing you can do.

Earl, there's something wrong in my life

Earl, they're selling the most wonderful thing here on TV.

Earl, this is your baby.

Earl, you didn't have to do that.

Earl, you killed us.

Earl, you're being ridiculous.

Earl, you're overreacting.

Earl, you've hurt my feelings and embarrassed me in front of my lunch.

EARL: (SLEEPILY) Why? FRAN: Because if you don't feed it,

EARL: ♪ Daddy, daddy, dancing, dancing ♪

EARL: All right. FRAN: Come on, Earl. You get up for once.

EARL: Fran, I don't think I'm winning.

EARL: Hmm, hmm.

EARL: How many other kids we got? FRAN: Two.

EARL: I could've made it out here. FRAN: Of course, dear.

EARL: Mm, whatever, my sweet.

EARL: Oh, that's nice.

EARL: Oh, well, thank you, sir.

EARL: Oh.

EARL: Ooh!

EARL: Rise and shine, Ethyl. Rise and shine!

EARL: So, Roy, you really think the boss would give me a raise?

EARL: So... (SIGHS) What's for dessert? FRAN: Chocolate hippo cake at home.

EARL: The kid will get it. That's why you have kids.

EARL: There are many customs which The Sacred Book Of Dinosaur

EARL: Uh, how you doing there, Mr. Richfield? Sir?

EARL: We've been doing it for a million years.

EARL: Well, right away I see my barbecue apron is missing.

EARL: What? ROBBIE: Huh?

EARL: Where have you been?

EARL: You ever come near my house again, I'll feed you to my family.

Earl! Get your head out of his mouth, right now!

Earl?

Earl?

Earl? Do you want some mint jelly with your squid cakes?

Earl? Where have you been?

Easy, honey, I think we won.

Eat all you want. You'll be worth the hernia. (CHUCKLES)

Endangering my brethren, and making us late for everything.

ETHYL: Oh. EARL: Hmm, yeah.

ETHYL: Robert, stop this. It's dangerous out this early in the morning.

Ethyl! I'm throwing her.

Ethyl?

Ethyl? Ethyl?

Ethyl.

Even if he wins me over with gifts, and cash, and a phone in my room.

Every male dinosaur who has come of age climbs to the top of the mountain

Every one of 'em's got plans. Who'd have guessed it?

Everybody listens to you, right?

Everybody, you know my son, Robbie.

Everything's all right.

Everything's hungry.

Exactly the same price as a 90 inch television, Fran.

Except not with this company.

Family's one of civilization's worst ideas.

Fill my belly!

For a long time now.

For reasons too complicated to explain, I've chosen not to fight.

For the rest of my life.

For this birthday dinner. "Goodbye," "Good luck,"

Forget about me. Hide yourself.

Forget it. You don't do the mating dance for a 38 year old mother of three.

Four hours before she got hurled.

Fran made a new friend in the squid aisle.

Fran, dear, I'm merely stating my position.

Fran, I'm home, I'm hungry, and I hate everything

Fran, I'm home. I'm hungry. (GROANS)

Fran, I'm not letting your mother move into my house

Fran, if you love me, throw me in.

Fran, put the knife down.

FRAN: Dinner? Would anyone like dinner?

FRAN: Good night, Mother. CHARLENE: Good night, Grandma.

FRAN: I mean, since we're domesticated now,

FRAN: Is there anything I can get for you?

Fran!

Fran?

Fran's like...

Frances, I'm done raising the kids. They're 12 and 14. They're done.

Frances, nothing that happened in your little day

Frannie, I know your days are awful full, what with your bon bon lunches

Frannie?

Frannie.

Friday, he'll be here Friday, and then forever.

Friday?

Friday...

From my place in the food chain.

From time immemorial, dinosaurs have known there's only one way to a woman's heart.

Gary arrives at six o'clock, and I'm dead by 6:03.

Gary, I want you to know something right away.

GARY: He looks kind of short and dumpy from up here.

GARY: Hi, Fran. Gosh, you look gorgeous.

GARY: Look, I have an appointment with Earl Sinclair.

GARY: Nineteen years. You must be made of steel.

GARY: Well, yeah, nice meeting you all. Certainly been a pleasure

Gary?

Gary.

Gary. Daddy.

Gary...

Gee, Daddy, just when you've almost got Robbie and me out of the house,

Gee, I don't know where my apology should begin.

Gee, that's nice of them.

Genuine mother in law pterodactyl skin hurling gloves!

Getting married, having a wife and kids, and not eating them?

Giddyup. Faster. Faster!

Gimme.

Give it. Give it, Mommy...

God, I love being a dinosaur!

Going to school concept doesn't work and isn't gonna last, okay?

Good. 'Cause I want an apology for that Turtlehead remark.

Goodbye, banister.

Goodbye, my trusty timekeeper.

Goodbye, staircase.

Grandma, I don't want you to go in the tar tomorrow.

Grandma, just tell him you don't want to go.

Grandma, what's this worth to you?

Guys, guys, our buddy Earl is in trouble here.

Guys, you know, times like this, a guy feels very close to his buddies.

Ha!

Hand me my jammies, Fran.

Has any impact on how I'm gonna live the rest of my life.

Has thrown out conventional wisdom right out the window.

Have not yet produced offspring.

Have you been using those eight track tapes I got you?

He could stick his head in the water,

He helped carry my cart.

He helped me chisel off some frozen squid.

He needs our help.

He says he's coming Friday to crush Earl,

He sent some of his laundry so I can get a head start.

He wants to return all the stuff he borrowed from you over the years,

He was a short, delicate, little wisp of a thing, perhaps?

He's been carrying this burden all by himself.

He's gonna get a 90 inch television set. So, what do you have to say about that?

He's the only male I ever will love.

He's the only male I've ever loved, and no matter what happens here today,

Hello, Earl.

Hello, family and Ethyl.

Hello!

Hello?

Hello. Roy?

Here you go, ace. Listen, next time you might wanna turn the oven on.

Here's five dollars.

Here's my report card. I'll see you around the swamp.

Hey, could we get Connie DeSalvo? 'Cause I could be motivated

Hey, Dad.

Hey, Dad.

Hey, guys, Grandma's in the paper.

Hey, hey, Earl, we just want you to know,

Hey, hey, look at this. Roy, Roy, look. Hey, buddy, take a look at these beauties.

Hey, hey, that's our wife you're talking about.

Hey, hey, you don't think I'm gonna let go of this table

Hey, I've lived a long life. I've earned this.

Hey, lady, you might want to see this.

Hey, listen, Dad, I had a late lunch. I'll see you later, okay?

Hey, Mom. Did you make breakfast?

Hey, my little howler is nervous? Come here.

Hey, there's my little guy. Want to give Daddy a kiss?

Hey, this book's been around a million years and you've been around,

Hey, uh, Dad, when's Mom coming back from Grandma's?

Hey, uh... Hey, Roy, there's something I got to ask you.

Hey, weekend guy. You think you got what it takes...

Hey, what am I looking for, a bed?

Hey, what are you doing?

Hey, what is this, cotton bond?

Hey, what the heck is this?

Hey, whoa!

Hey, you don't like the way I dress?

Hey, you give me that back, or I'll kill you.

Hey, you in the door. How can I help you?

Hey! Frozen dinner. Oh, that's great!

Hey! You're my pal, pally boy. I'd never desert you in your hour of need.

Hey. Listen, all that stuff you borrowed...

Hi, honey.

Hi, I'm Spike Sterling, president of the Horn Club for Males.

Hi! I'm the baby. Brand new. Just out. Gotta love me.

His foot?

His laundry? He thinks your gonna do his sock?

His name was Gary.

Hmm

Hmm, Friday. I got a Yahtzee tournament.

Hmm? I guess I could look after my kids for a couple of days.

Hmm.

Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.

Honey, I'm home!

Honey, I'm home!

Honey, I'm home.

Honey, I'm home.

Honey, I'm home.

How about you, Roy?

How could wild dinosaurs get any sleep out here?

How do I look, huh?

How in the hell could this have happened?

How many of these feet does he have?

How much could a tutor cost?

How should I know, Fran? Nobody ever died of getting old before.

How was your day?

How you doing?

However, in cases like this, there is an escape clause.

Huh! Look. See, Dad, the world didn't come to an end

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? Hey!

Huh? I'll talk to your kid any way I want.

Hunched over, uh, and feeble?

Hurling Day.

Hurling Day.

Hurling's been around a million years. I've been around 14 years.

I always dreamed I'd go somewhere with this company.

I am asking for peace for one night.

I am not going to miss out on this

I am so hungry.

I am the guardian and protector of this family.

I can do better. I got to work on my follow through.

I can no longer keep up with the herd.

I can only commit to things that make sense to me.

I can say whatever I want to you,

I can't afford to get my wife a present,

I can't commit to it because I don't get it.

I can’t wait to bite your husband's head off.

I come home to a frozen dinner on today of all days.

I could've overlooked certain things, but unfortunately it didn't.

I did it gradually, and no one even noticed.

I did not. You called me.

I do not want you to open your mouth.

I don't get what the big deal is. We all have our parts to play.

I don't have to. I got her. She's in the house.

I don't know what the problem is. She's been upset

I don't know where my family went.

I don't know why I believe in it, I just do.

I don't know why, I mean, it had wheels. But still, it was very considerate.

I don't know, Dad. I just don't see it.

I don't know, who does that now?

I don't want to single any one of you out.

I figure whatever they're going to be, they're it.

I forget how.

I gave you a whole weekend off, from the kids and now you're fixed.

I gotta get to work.

I gotta squeeze the life out of every second I got left.

I hate to be critical, but I'm gonna have to agree, and let me tell you,

I have a family, Mr. Richfield.

I have earned this, this is mine. I am never gonna leave.

I have lived long and witnessed many wonders.

I have no idea.

I haven't had any sleep since the night you were hatched.

I howl because I believe in it.

I just can't help wondering

I just want to say I'm sorry.

I just wish you had... Horns.

I know how mad I get when I don't get my messages.

I know they just crawled out of the sludge,

I know where you went.

I know, I know you're right.

I learned it all over again just for you.

I liked that one 20 years ago.

I love being up with the Mama.

I love Earl.

I love Earl. I can't imagine living without Earl.

I love you?

I made Clydesdale pancakes. Hurry on down.

I mean, any thoughts in these final hours?

I mean, I almost threw her past the tar pit entirely.

I mean, what does this have to do with my life?

I met the nicest male in the invertebrate aisle.

I quit?

I remember when I was embarrassed by my father.

I said I'm sorry.

I slaved over a hot oven making a nice dinner for you kids

I straggle behind, attracting predators,

I take a look at all of us,

I think I am, Fran.

I thought Grandpa went on a cruise.

I thought that barbecue apron was a gift.

I thought there might be the matter of, uh, severance pay.

I want us to spend them being together

I want, uh, two waffles with an animal in the middle.

I wanted to work out my plan first.

I was hoping to avoid a slow, lingering death if possible.

I went back to the forest to see if we were right.

I won't, Woodrow.

I would just for once like to have some money in my pocket

I wouldn't howl with him if he was the last dinosaur on Earth.

I wouldn't need a family.

I, myself do it three, four times a week.

I, uh... I've been giving this a lot of thought, and...

I'd ask you to return all of the food you've eaten here,

I'll have some for breakfast, put the rest in the lunch box. I'm covered.

I'll just end up looking like a little stunted anthropod.

I'll just run over an antelope on my way to work,

I'm 43 years old. I haven't been to Europe.

I'm about to get dismembered in my own living room.

I'm alone in here.

I'm an old dinosaur.

I'm chuckling at its complete lack of anything. (CHUCKLES)

I'm expecting an important package this afternoon.

I'm going to be in my 60s before I get my life back.

I'm going to be very disappointed if this world ends

I'm going to miss you, Fran. I really am.

I'm gonna bite you now.

I'm gonna blow up! Oh, I'm gonna blow!

I'm gonna do this all night.

I'm here for the 29.95 refresher course.

I'm just a regular tree pusher, and he's executive supervisor.

I'm looking forward to it, dear. I miss my Louie.

I'm not cleaning anything up.

I'm pretty sure killing Dad is wrong.

I'm saved! Oh!

I'm so excited, I feel like a schoolgirl.

I'm so glad I'm a girl, huh. La la.

I'm so happy.

I'm sorry, Daddy. I'll set the table.

I'm the breadwinner and she's the drudge. Where's the problem?

I'm the father

I'm the, uh, Mighty, uh, whatever.

I'm throwing her, Fran.

I'm throwing her. I married you so I could throw her.

I'm too tired to eat. There's no ketchup. There's no beverage.

I'm turning into a drudge. Earl...

I've been asking you to put on since last night.

I've been out taking care of your problem, Fran.

I've been up since 3:30 this morning, and the baby wouldn't stop crying.

I've got early practice for the game against Mesopotamia.

I've got to experience every moment to the fullest,

I've outlasted actual mamas.

If all of us stick together then none of us has to get hurt.

If he had traveled a different road, but you know what?

If I lose this, Robbie, then my life means nothing.

If it's all the same to you, Fran, I'd like to catch about 40 winks.

If you love me, you'll get them for me.

If you thought at all, you would have realized that this is my life,

In a collision course that will result

In a cute little dancing caveman motif?

In fact, my main course last night was supposed to be you stew.

In my 60s, Fran.

In my day it was a solemn occasion.

In the extinction of all life on this planet.

In the heart of the seedy part of town. (CHUCKLES)

In the meantime, there seems to be no end in sight

In The Sacred Book Of Dinosaur.

In these, our last precious moments.

In trying to mate Ling Ling and Chang Chang,

Indulge me, Fran. What am I saving it for?

Is anybody here got a problem with him?

Is being a family.

Is connected to last night's missed howling.

Is create a mood here.

Is your father coming?

Isn't it wonderful, the world not ending and all?

Isn't that what they always tell the children?

Isn't throwing Grandma off a cliff just a waste of a perfectly good old lady?

It better be, because tomorrow's your day, Sinclair,

It is time for her to move on.

It isn't often I get to see the sentimental side of you, Earl.

It made me feel so bad, it was all I could do

It used to be that old dinosaurs couldn't hunt.

It was a gift for a friend, so I want it back from you.

It was a wild night. Don't ask.

It would kill your father, dear.

It'll die.

It's a beautiful thing you do.

It's a miracle, they tell me. So, I got to let her move in.

It's a place you go to be out of this house.

It's a time honored tradition

It's called Lust in the Swamp.

It's cheap. You'd think, on this, the most important night of my son's life,

It's Gary's sock. He thinks I'm going to do his laundry.

It's hard to believe he's going up the hill tonight.

It's me.

It's not candy.

It's not flowers.

It's not the kids.

It's only natural in a dinosaur's life to go off alone one day

It's refreshing to meet a genuinely nice dinosaur once in a while.

It's the Grandma!

It's the middle of the night.

It's the one his dad gave to him on his howling day.

It's the only one you're ever going to get.

It's these big things to test us.

It's three o'clock in the morning.

It's too much for her. She needs some time off.

Jeez, Ethyl, you mean it, that you're sorry?

Jeez, it's cold!

Jeez! (SIGHS)

Junior, when you're all grown up, and I'm just a photo in a frame,

Just alone out here in the cold.

Just because he's not working up to his potential.

Just come out with your hands up and offer me your meaty portions

Just get your open mouth out of my line of vision.

Just push the chair, fat boy.

Just standing there looking at me.

Just to be with me?

Kick. Neck. Neck.

Let me introduce you to your new family.

Let's go, old lady, we're going over the cliff right now!

Let's see how Marilyn,

Let's see. Pressure points. Pressure points.

Let's try, uh, a bob dip.

Listen, Fran, Earl, I just had a thought.

Look at here, I got you a book.

Look at your father. Say hello to the big loser.

Look, Earl. I've known you 27 years. That's longer than Fran's known you.

Look, Fran, I say this with all love and everything,

Look, I didn't understand it before,

Look, I'm just having a hard time with numbers and dates.

Look, it's not fair I just get handed over to some new guy.

Look, just eat me and get it over with, will you?

Look, look. He fell asleep.

Look, tell me what I say to her when she comes over

Look, you're a room full of guys, and the problem's with the wife.

Looks like you're just going to have to stop thinking

Loser!

Ma, is it me, or is Daddy in, like, a really bad mood?

Ma, Ma, listen, there's this big kid at school who's been bothering me

MALE VOICE: (ON TAPE) Congratulations.

MALE VOICE: (ON TAPE) Howling at the Moon.

MALE VOICE: (ON TV) ...and many wonder if this rash of incidents

MAN: (ON TV) Show us what's coming up next?

MAN: (ON TV) The Antediluvian Broadcasting Company now begins its broadcast day.

MAN: We need three men!

MAN: Well, Arlene, we've got 700,000 left.

MARILYN: Ooh! I could spend the rest of my life with you.

Mary Ellen Sworkinson's daughter married a podiatrist

May have had our differences for the past 20 years,

Maybe 6:05 if I can hold the bathroom door closed.

Maybe a guy your size could beat a rampaging 50 foot Dilophosaurus.

Maybe I'm not ready to settle down.

Maybe I've just got a different perspective

Maybe it's to keep her.

Maybe the way we treat our old dinosaurs is wrong.

Maybe we should consider hiring Robbie a tutor.

Maybe we should look at this as a new beginning.

Maybe you ask too many questions?

Maybe you could not be.

Maybe, it's better to keep them than throw them away.

Mel Luster. Since 72 million B.C. Always the same location,

Mel Luster's Mating Dance Academy has the steps for you.

MEL: (ON TV) Hey, guys,

MEL: How old are you? EARL: Uh, 28.

MEL: Weave. BOTH: Turn.

MEL: Yeah! (LAUGHS)

Mel...

Mine. All mine.

Mmm.

Mom, it used to be that old dinosaurs slowed down the pack.

More, please.

Mother, children stories.

Mother, how can you talk like this?

Mother, you look terrific!

Move along, little Mommy.

Move along, move along.

Move over!

My baby's grown up. She's ashamed of me.

My friends could do a little better than a lousy pen and pencil set.

My home, my family,

My house is the only place in the world where I'm the boss.

My point is, we gotta get organized.

My, it's sad how the memories fade.

My... My flashlight went out. I think the batteries are dead.

Nah. Nah.

NARRATOR ON TV: Hilarious Hijinks with that talking caveman,

NARRATOR ON TV: Today at 4:00.