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The Flintstones

The Flintstones

The Flintstones, a beloved animated television series, has captured the hearts of audiences for decades with its humorous portrayal of prehistoric family life. Created by William Hanna and Joseph Barbera, the show premiered on September 30, 1960, and ran for six seasons, leaving an indelible mark on the world of television.

Set in the fictional town of Bedrock, The Flintstones transports viewers to a Stone Age setting where dinosaurs coexist with humans. The series follows the daily adventures of the Flintstone family, led by Fred Flintstone, a lovable, hardworking, and occasionally hot-headed caveman, and his best friend, Barney Rubble. Voiced by Alan Reed, Fred is known for his catchphrase, "Yabba dabba doo!" and his love for bowling, gambling, and trying to find ways to make life easier. Meanwhile, Barney, voiced by Mel Blanc, is often the voice of reason, ensuring that Fred doesn't get himself into too much trouble.

The Flintstone household also includes their loving wives, Wilma Flintstone and Betty Rubble, voiced by Jean Vander Pyl and Bea Benaderet, respectively. Wilma is a caring and patient cavewoman who tends to be the voice of authority in the household. Betty, on the other hand, is a loyal and fun-loving friend, always ready to lend a helping hand to Wilma or join her husband in the mischief.

Throughout the series, Fred and Barney find themselves caught up in various humorous escapades, often involving their pursuit of wealth, employment, or acceptance by the high society of Bedrock. Their adventures often result in misunderstandings, causing their wives to step in and save the day with their wit and intelligence. The Flintstones also introduced a variety of memorable supporting characters, such as the affable Dino, the Flintstone family's pet dinosaur, who communicates like a dog and creates chaos with his playful antics.

The Flintstones not only entertained audiences with its charming characters and witty humor, but it also utilized its Stone Age setting to satirize the norms of modern society. Many of the show's storylines, albeit set in prehistoric times, reflected relatable issues faced by families in the 1960s, such as parenting, gender roles, and the pursuit of the American dream. This timeless quality, combined with the show's clever writing, ensured its enduring popularity and the creation of numerous spin-offs, movies, and merchandise.

With its catchy theme song and distinctive sound effects, The Flintstones soundtrack became synonymous with the show. From the iconic whistle signaling the end of each episode to the sound of footsteps on cobblestone streets, these audio elements added an extra layer of charm to the animated series. Fans can relive the nostalgia and play and download these sounds from a reliable source.

Whether you're a longtime fan or discovering The Flintstones for the first time, the series continues to captivate audiences of all ages. Its combination of humor, relatable storytelling, and unforgettable characters has cemented its place in television history. So gather the family around and embark on a trip back in time to Bedrock, where dinosaurs roam, rocks are used for everything, and laughter is never in short supply.

You can now relive the magic of The Flintstones by playing and downloading these timeless sounds here - a treasure trove for all fans of Fred, Wilma, Barney, and Betty!

A hard worker,
A little something to take that chill off. Take a swig of this.
A little village by the water Sign said Bedrock
A lot of guys here would like to get their hands
A loving husband,
A son. Someone to carry on the proud name of Rubble.
A vice president at Slate and Company,
A yabba dabba doo time
Aaaah!
Aah! He growled.
About something you couldn't spread mayonnaise on.
Actually, the wife and I were going to have dinner tonight at Cavern on the Green.
Afraid? Now, let's get this straight, Rubble.
After a hard day at the quarry.
After all these years, how come they're canning me?
After everything that we've done for you. We took you into our home.
After I destroyed his quarry?
Ah, Barn, I admire ya. You've lost your job, your dignity,
Ah, Barn.
Ah, everybody loves you, Fred.
Ah, Fred.
Ahhhhhhhh oooh!
All I need's a brew and a good scratch. Which one do you want to do first?
All I want is my old job back and my old life.
All right, Wilma. Enough of this charade.
ALL: Surprise!
Am I interrupting?
An annual cost of livin' increase
An executive? This is my chance to be somebody.
Anarchy in Bedrock
And a 20 percent chance of meteor showers.
And delivered to discerning consumers worldwide.
And did I mention increasing our profit margin...
And every time we get ahead,
And frankly, I don't think this is going to help.
And Fred, let me let you in on a little secret.
And I adore you for it.
And I don't need this television set.
And I'll stick to mine.
And in conclusion, Mr. Slate,
And in the words of my beloved mother,
And increase productivity, um, um... A whole bunch!
And it should be us squanderin' all our money and treatin' our friends like dirt.
And just because an applicant was not selected...
And let me tell you, contractors can be real pirates.
And maybe a health plan with free foot care.
And my best friend since the first time I went through the fifth grade!
And our daughter, um... Um, um, um...
And our unsuspecting dupe is?
And promise you won't say anything like you did when you saw my sister's baby.
And right now I have a vision of you and me...
And somewhere down there is the ignorant stooge
And stack them neatly on my desk.
And that got mixed in with water and that came all down the hill.
And that makes you a winner in my book, pal.
And then I'll fire you.
And then, Cliff said,
And this quarry's safety record will be severely tarnished.
And those little packets of ketchup in the lunchroom.
And two weeks paid vacation for all the men in the quarry,
And we are currently in the process of refuting the results of that investigation.
And welcome.
And when I finally did, I turned into somebody I didn't like.
And when I think of all the sacrifices your father made for you.
And you have every right to know, my queen.
And, Wilma, what if the adoption agency finds out?
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, the B.C. 52's!
ANNOUNCER: The KAVE accu forecast for tonight calls for light seismic activity.
ANNOUNCER: This menace remains at large...
Are fraught with peril.
Are there six or seven "I"s in "Fli... Ah"?
Are you calling my husband a liar?
Aren't we lucky to have friends like them, Fred?
As a matter of fact, he thinks it was his idea.
At least I can walk around the house in my underwear again.
Atta baby!
Atta boy!
Attending to the every need of a helpless little boy.
Bamm Bamm Bamm Bamm Bamm!
Bamm Bamm! Bamm Bamm, wait!
Barn,
Barn, I've been thinking about this executive job.
Barney Rubble Fred Flintstone
Barney, all my life I wanted to be a somebody.
Barney, do you have to do everything Fred does? (GIGGLES)
Barney, I can't accept this.
Barney, I thought you came to save me.
Barney, isn't he precious?
Barney, nice skins! Sit down, take a load off!
Barney, there's something we gotta talk about.
BARNEY: Come here! Give me that!
BARNEY: Help! Somebody!
BARNEY: Whoa!
Barney...
Barney's still out of work, we've nearly spent all of our savings.
Because I don't have any friends to invite to dinner.
Because I have vision.
Because you lied on your resume?
Bedrock Twitch, twitch
Before I reach my destination
Before you go, there's something bothering me...
Believe it or not, the one who scored the highest was Fred Flintstone.
Besides,
Besides,
Best friend? I lost my best friend the day I became an executive!
Better acquainted.
Better than being a couple of petty ingrates.
Betty, please. We can work it out.
Betty, sit down and relax.
Betty! Towel.
Billing phony companies and keeping the money for yourself.
Bold choice, Mr. Flintstone!
Both of you!
BOTH: Nice goin'.
BOTH: Ooh.
BOTH: Thank you.
Break with the caveman
Bring the Dictabird to the quarry at dawn. No police.
Burrowing their lives away.
Bust a verse said what you think I said you're style is prehistoric
But Barney Rubble's my neighbor, my lodge brother
But I don't think you hired me to sit around and look pretty.
But I want you to know, if I had to have someone hanging next to me,
But I'll tell you what I don't need.
But I've graciously decided to give you all the credit,
But not your sense of humor.
But then again, I would be too if I had been raised by wild mastodons.
But this big thing here is your desk.
But today I am here
But today you haven't said two words.
But unfortunately, I'm gonna have to turn you down.
But when I went to take money out of our savings account...
But wouldn't this put a lot of my guys out of work?
But you have to admit,
But, Barn, none of that counts on an aptitude test.
But, Fred, isn't this all too much too fast?
But, Mr. Vandercave, he's got a new kid, a mortgage.
By a pack of rabid wolves.
By providing simple,
By V.P. Fred Flintstone.
By washing Fred's neck.
Called Bedrock Twitch, twitch
Can I have everybody's attention, please?
Can shovel rock down in the quarry, but up here...
Can you say da da? Say da da.
Carry the product to be shaped, cleaned, inspected
Carving out your lyrics on stone pages
Caught up in a treacherous web of power,
Check in the back.
Chisels down.
Cliff y, have I ever told you you have a very distinguished chin?
Cliff?
Come back now, and I'll forgive ya. (CHUCKLES)
Come here, little guy.
Come on, Barney. We are moving out, tonight!
Come on, Betty. Time to hit the road.
Come on, do it for Mommy. Who am I?
Come on, Fred, usually you're yakkin' my ear off,
Come on, now!
Come on, Sheba! That's my big girl!
Come on, twinkle toes.
Come on, we all said things that we didn't mean.
Come on, you lazy Cro Magnon!
Come take a look... It's a dish in the shower, you keep the soap in it.
Conceptualize, prioritize...
Conga line!
Cooped up inside some swank office all day,
Could you spot me a couple bucks for lunch? I'm a little short.
Creatures like this Flintstone are primitive,
CROWD ON TV: Flintstone! Flintstone! We want Flintstone!
CROWD: Aww.
Deceit and lust.
DICTABIRD: Let's discuss this, Cliff. May I call you Cliff?
Did I mention she chisels 18 words a minute?
Didn't know the time Didn't know about fly
Do it, come on, baby Do it, do it, do it
Do the twitch like you got an itch, itch
Do you have any idea why there's no money in our savings account?
Do you have to get Dino so wound up when you come home?
Do you know this guy?
Do you know why I'm up here and they're down there, Miss Stone?
Do your mother a favor.
Don't be modest, you go getter, you!
Don't forget to wash that off before you eat it!
Don't listen to him, Mr. Slate.
Don't worry about me, Fred.
Don't worry, Miss Stone. I'll tell 'em what you did.
Don't worry, Mr. Flintstone. I'll have that taken care of right away.
Don't you see? Thanks to concrete, man can now shape his own destiny.
Done!
Done... What? Fire Barney? Why?
Dripping with coconut oil on a beach in Rocapulco...
DRIVER: All right, all together, folks.
Drum solo!
Drunk as a skunkosaurus.
Eeee!
Even if things don't work out,
Even weekends.
Every night I go home and look at her and I think,
Everybody, listen to him.
Except for this lynch mob.
Excuse me, Mr. Slate. I know I'm the new man here,
Excuse me. I'm the executive, you're the office equipment.
Executively yours, Fred Fli... Ah!
Family hug!
Find anything interesting?
First thing, I want you to hire back all the men, Flintstone.
First things first. I demand an apology.
Flintstone gets the rock.
Flintstone, heard you were down in the file room.
Flintstone, kiss your bird good bye.
Flintstone, you're a genius!
FLINTSTONE: Well, you see, Mr. Slate,
Flintstone!
Flintstone!
Flintstone? Oh, this can't be right!
Flintstones Meet the Flintstones
Flintstones Meet the Flintstones
Flintstones Meet the Flintstones
Flintstones Meet the Flintstones
Flintstones Meet the Flintstones
Following the unexpected layoff of virtually the entire labor force
For the Cave News Network, this is Susan Rock.
For your protection, darling. I thought I would go on a "business trip,"
Forgive me, Cliff.
Fred Flintstone
Fred Flintstone
Fred Flintstone,
Fred Flintstone!
Fred is innocent.
Fred is the greatest bowler on Earth.
Fred might be a lot of things but a thief is not one of them.
Fred, before you go... (GRUNTS)
Fred, did you hear what happened to everyone at the quarry today?
Fred, it's a great job! This time, you deserve it.
Fred, our garbage disposal has been acting up a lot lately,
Fred, until this moment I wasn't sure we'd picked the right man.
FRED: Yabba dabba doo!
Fred!
Fred!
Fred!
Fred!
Fred! Aren't you even the least bit sorry?
Fred! I've come to talk about the Rubbles' troubles.
Fred. (WHISPERING)
Fred...
Fred... Betty, Bamm Bamm and I could not be happier,
From business school that may be apropos here.
From now on, I'll be spending 24 hours a day
From the town of Bedrock
From the town of Bedrock
From the town of Bedrock
From the town of Bedrock
From the town of Bedrock
Garcon! Whoops.
Gee, take it easy. They make you pay for your own uniforms.
Gee, why can't business be this good every day?
Gentlemen, please. I cannot endorse this modernization...
Get him!
Get some much needed time off.
Give me one good reason
Give me three good reasons
Give me two good reasons
Give the neighbors something to talk about!
Go get 'em, big guy.
Go on, Fred. Give him what he wants.
Good boy, Dino.
Good boy.
Good grief, man, have you lost your mind?
Good morning, Mr. Flint...
Good morning, Mr. Vice President.
Good night!
Good, Wilma! Use your arms. Perfect. That's four.
Good! I want you to fire Bernard Rubble.
Granting one of you the opportunity
Great.
Guess what I am!
Hang on, Betty. I forgot to punch out.
Hard earned? Tell me something, Mr. Vice President,
Has not been based on mutuality of admiration or respect.
Hasn't Barney found a job yet?
Have a yabba dabba doo time A dabba doo time
Have a yabba dabba doo time A dabba doo time
Have a yabba dabba doo time A dabba doo time
Have a yabba dabba doo time A dabba doo time
Have a yabba dabba doo time A dabba doo time
Have you lost weight?
He can give you a great deal on some tires.
He doesn't speak yet, and he's a little skittish around humans.
He had a part time gig at the Gravel Pit slingin' rocks
He must have cheated. He's dense, he's witless...
He robs your nest egg to bail out that little troll next door
He sets his shot. He shoots!
He started some new job today. I'm not sure what time he gets done.
He'd have to be to get himself dressed in the morning.
He's a madman!
He's an imbecile. The company can't afford to have dead weight like him on the payroll!
He's been asking a lot of questions.
He's just jealous of my hard earned success.
He's perfect.
He's smarter than we thought.
Hello, Mommy and Daddy! I have someone who wants to meet you!
Help, help!
Here are today's batch of requisitions.
Here comes the big Daddysaurus!
Here comes the pterodactyl.
Here you go! Shoot, shoot, shoot!
Hey, can I have everybody's attention, please?
Hey, Fred! What's two and two?
Hey, Freddie boy Don't try to get too close
Hey, got any lemon?
Hey, guys!
Hey, hey, hey! Wait a minute!
Hey, hey, stop! Come here, you purple rodent!
Hey, hey.
Hey, what's the special?
Hey, Wilma, did ya ever see one of these? (CHUCKLING)
Hey! Back to work! You guys had a break two days ago!
Hey! Watch it, will ya? Finally got my hair the way I like it.
Higher, Bamm Bamm, higher!
Hmm hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm. Fred, please.
Hmm. You know, if Fred scores the highest on that test,
HOAGIE: Lava juice!
How 'bout a spin, Betty?
How about supply and demand?
How about that? Excuse me.
How come there's only one ticket to Rocapulco?
How could you ever marry that man?
How did this happen to Cliff?
How did this happen?
How did you get rid of the ring around the collar?
How would I know?
However you see fit.
Huh?
Huh? Flintstone!
I already have.
I also bought a new bowling ball.
I cannot believe you just sat there and let them walk out of our lives.
I could tell that right off.
I didn't come here to talk business. I'm out with my wife.
I didn't. This was all Barney and Betty's idea.
I don't care what Barney said. I couldn't let you go through this alone.
I don't need any help from you. I'm Vice President of...
I don't need permission from my wife to make a decision.
I don't need this necklace.
I don't need this.
I don't need this.
I don't need to go blabbin' my good deeds all around.
I don't think I'll be needing any of this bone china.
I don't think I'll be using any of these cups or saucers.
I don't think they heard you in the back.
I don't want to catch a mammoth dose
I don't want to lose my baby.
I feel a paid vacation for everyone in the quarry would raise morale
I gave it to Barney.
I get busy one time they said yeah yeah I'm hip, I'm hip
I give you... The future!
I guess switchin' them tests didn't turn out much like I planned, huh, Fred?
I had hoped we might be colleagues but instead,
I hardly know them since Fred's become such a big shot.
I hate to bust your bubble, but if you build houses this small,
I have a very important announcement to make.
I have a vision.
I have never been so embarrassed in my entire life.
I hear that eatin' too much red meat is bad for you.
I know I should've consulted you,
I know you will, Fred.
I know! I've never seen him so excited
I love this stuff!
I may eat bugs, but I have feelings, Mr. Flintstone.
I mean, Mr. Flintstone.
I met this kid named Fred He didn't wear no socks
I need your help, Mr. Bird.
I never touched any of that money!
I owes an explanation
I should have signed with Disney.
I showed a Cave Man how to rock
I showed a Cave Man how to rock
I spoke to a lawyer.
I sure hope I didn't get you into too much trouble with your wife the other day.
I swear, Betty, Fred and I would never let that happen.
I tell ya,
I think I know.
I think my Brontocrane's pregnant again.
I think we should just call the whole thing off.
I thought it was Hollyrock
I urge you to avail yourself
I used to work there.
I want to wish you all the very best of luck.
I was always the richest man in the world.
I was just thinking...
I was travelin' to Earth and what did I spot
I was very, very good at it.
I will.
I won this "All You Can Eat" contest and she was the one that cleaned me off.
I would like to propose a toast
I'd like to tell the world what a great guy my best buddy is!
I'd settle for them little packets of ketchup for the lunch room.
I'll make sure you get all the credit.
I'll miss them. You were saying?
I'll never forget, the first time I met her she was working at a restaurant.
I'll probably be working there the rest of my life.
I'll show her. I'll show everybody.
I'll sign those documents and place them on your desk.
I'll tell you the tale of an unsophisticated man
I'm an executive. I'm embezzling.
I'm glad it's you.
I'm glad we see eye to eye.
I'm gonna name it after my daughter Concretia.
I'm his best friend. I can't.
I'm home!
I'm innocent!
I'm just a big jerk.
I'm just a little ol' secretary.
I'm not gonna be one of these guys that makes it then forgets where he came from.
I'm shocked!
I'm so excited, Fred. I'm gonna be a father.
I'm taking the money and moving to a warmer climate.
I'm telling you, I married the pick of the litter.
I'm worried, Cliff.
I've been signing stacks of these for weeks, and I hate to pry, but what are they?
I've been working in that quarry since it was eight feet deep.
I've got my hands full just being ashamed of him.
I've got something I'd like to say.
If Fred scores the highest on that test, I'll have to hire someone to revive me.
If he's missing seven years, you can remarry.
If I want to ask the office equipment for advice,
If it means laying off all those workers.
If Mr. Flintstone insists on being so conscientious,
If you don't fire him,
If you really want to become a top executive at this company,
Impossible, you say?
In a way, if it wasn't for me,
In Bedrock
In Bedrock Twitch, twitch
In Bedrock Twitch, twitch
In my cave, I reign supreme!
In the middle of a crowd of K drummers
In the Stone Age
In the Stone Age
Industrial procurement.
Instead you picked Fred Flintstone,
Into the numbered envelope provided
Is Mr. Fred Flintstone!
Is the Earth flat?
Is the sweetest, most generous thing I ever heard.
Is this Bedrock
Is this Hollywood
Is this the kind of example you want to set for your daughter?
Is this the U.S.D.A.?
Isn't she beautiful? My family.
Isn't this nice, Betty?
It does my heart good to see you relaxing
It doesn't get any better than this.
It doesn't really matter where we live, as long as we're together.
It is on a hot day.
It is! Flintstone!
It'd better be.
It's a funky town called Bedrock, yeah
It's a funky town so I'll see you down
It's a lovely gift.
It's about time you heard a style from a real before the wheel rapper
It's cute. (GIGGLES)
It's finally happened, I've become my father.
It's gonna get better.
It's gonna take you hours to clean up this mess.
It's gotten so bad, they've had to rent out their house just to make ends meet.
It's honest work.
It's like a dream come true.
It's no damn good!
It's not me.
It's not my fault. Maybe he'd calm down if we had him fixed!
It's okay, little guy. I'm your da da.
It's time for you and me to interface.
It's too late, Wilma.
Itch, itch, itch, itch
Jeez, I hope so, Betty,
Just call Elliot Firestone.
Just sour g****s, I guess.
K A V E Molten Oldie
K A V E Radio Bedrock
Keep going. Go eight. Strong, tight. Go nine.
Kissing the big shot's feet.
Know him? He used to be my best friend.
Lambs, oxen,
Leaving early?
Let me demonstrate.
Let me tell you something, Pearl. I'm not going to be a nobody all my life.
Let's begin.
Let's not let a little thing like this spoil the party!
Let's not nitpick. A mammal's a mammal.
Let's ride
Let's ride with the family down the street
Let's ride with the family down the street
Listen, birdie, let's get the pecking order straight here.
Look at him.
Look at me. (CHUCKLES)
Look at those pathetic worms
Look what they had to work with. (LAUGHING)
Look, Barn, I know you're still a little mad at me.
Looks just like the real one.
Looks like you've thought of everything.
Low cost, modular housing units.
Ls no indication of lack of ability.
M A N, Caveman
Make with the caveman Okay, give me a C A V E
MAN: String him up!
MAN: The Flintstones!
Maybe I can.
Maybe I'll take in that franchise show this weekend.
Me? Apologize to a bird?
Me? Really? Why?
Me...
Miss Stone, I'd like you to meet my wife Mrs. Flagstone...
Miss Stone, what a pleasant surprise.
Miss Stone, you'll back me up, won't ya?
MISS STONE: Just think.
Mmm.
Mmm. Frisky! (GIGGLES)
Mother, Fred is a loving husband and a good provider.
Mother, I can handle this.
Mother!
Mother! That man is not my husband.
Mr. and Mrs. Rubble, this is your little boy.
Mr. Flintstone, I may not be in on Monday.
Mr. Flintstone, I'd like to warn you that management positions
Mr. Flintstone, I'd like you to know
Mr. Flintstone, you are about to embezzle a great deal of money.
Mr. Slate, it all started when the Rubbles here wanted to adopt a baby.
My father ate it every day of his life, he lived to the ripe old age of 38.
My Freddie doesn't want that tacky thing.
My only reward will be your happiness.
My wife is the most beautiful gal in Bedrock.
My, don't we look handsome today?
My, that's a handsome pelt you're wearing today.
Nah. Wilma always forgives me. She knows I love her.
New garbage disposal? Why throw good money down the drain?
Nice try, Fred.
No kiddin'! I guess Mr. Slate finally noticed all those memos I been sendin' in.
No, a simple "Your Highness" will do.
No, but you're the best friend a guy ever had
No, Dino! No, no! No, Dino! Bad boy!
No, Miss Stone. Take the rest of the day off.
No, no, no!
No, thank you, Fred. I'll wait till Barney gets here.
No, you won't, Barn.
No.
No.
No. No, I've got a better idea.
None of this was your fault. Mr. Slate will understand.
Not anymore.
Not at all. Fred, I'd like you to meet your new secretary,
Not Fred Flintstone! (CHUCKLING)
Not Fred Flintstone.
Not just yet.
Not that!
Not the TV!
Not to throw too much at you on your first day,
Nothing's changed.
Now I'm certain.
Now you talk, and see how much I can remember.
Now, Barney, don't talk like that.
Now, can I get you anything?
Now, get me a clean spoon.
Now, give me the bird.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll get you a fresh tablecloth, sir.
Now, let me share something with you. (BLOWS RASPBERRY)
Now, see here, Wilma! In this cave, I am the king!
Now, then, gather 'round, everyone.
Of my experience and sage advice.
Of Slate and Company's executive placement program.
Of, uh...
Oh, absolutely.
Oh, Betty.
Oh, boo hoo hoo. Miss Stone, call security.
Oh, dear!
Oh, don't worry, Barney.
Oh, I can't, Wilma. It just hit me.
Oh, it's true, Fred's no Albert Einstone.
Oh, just tiny little forms
Oh, mama.
Oh, Miss Stone?
Oh, Mrs. Flintstone. To what do I owe the honor of this break in?
Oh, now, Wilma, calm down.
Oh, really?
Oh, really? Well, for your information,
Oh, really? What has he ever provided you besides shade?
Oh, the Stone Age crowd is twitching proud
Oh, this is far from over.
Oh, well, I'll just have to console myself with all that money.
Oh, Wilma.
Oh, you poor, poor dear.
Oh, you're bluff in', Wilma Slaghoople.
Oh!
Oh! (YELLING)
Oh! Oh, boy.
Oh.
Oh. I got cherry, lime, rocky road.
Oh. What happened here?
Oh... (HUMMING)
Ohh!
Ohh.
Ohh.
Okay, Brother Flintstone, we need a strike to win.
Okay, Fred, are you ready for your first executive action?
On my radio
On the guy who's responsible for all this.
On this prehistoric day I feel duty bound to say
On this prehistoric day I feel duty bound to say
On your left, you'll be able to see the Grand Canyon in about 15,000,000 years.
Once around the block, you'll realize
One day we're gonna look back on all this and we'll laugh.
One minute people are your best friends,
One of these days, I'm gonna be a somebody, a real somebody!
Only an idiot signs something before reading it.
Oof!
Ooh, pricey. Be sure to put that on your expense account.
Or just try Fruity Pebbles
Out of work, now, would you?
Oy! Whew.
PEBBLES: Help, Daddy!
PEBBLES: Higher! Higher!
PEBBLES: Whee!
Perhaps we can give Fred...
Personal secretary, Mr. Flintstone.
Piki piki piki! Poki poki poki!!
Please carve all answers with a well sharpened No. 2 chisel.
Please slide your answer slab
POLICE RADIO: Calling all Bedrock units, all Bedrock units.
Precious? They'd have been better off with the monkey.
Prone to irrational bouts of integrity.
Psst! Hey, Fred! How'd you do?
Put hair on your knuckles. (CHUCKLES)
Put simply, you hate my bird guts and I think you're dumber than mud.
Quick traffic update, due to lava flows, Highway One will be closed... Forever!
Reading is my job.
Ready and willing. Whatever you need, consider it done!
Really? And what would that be?
Really. Where are they gonna live?
Remember, Barn, that's between you and me.
Remodeling your house, furs, jewelry, a fully equipped Le Sabertooth.
Rock with the caveman
Roll with the caveman
Said he was into hip hop Could he kick a spell I told him go for it
Save me! Save me from this mad M.B.A.!
Save you? I saw a crowd, I figured I'd sell a few snow cones.
Sayin' tell us how you flipped the script and ripped
See Wilma, you were worried he'd never find a job and
Set it off and he said yabba dabba doo
Shake to the caveman
Shall I make that "Flagstone," so he'll know who it's from?
She misses Fred.
Shut up! Ahh!
Since it's your name on the requisitions.
Sincerely yours, Frederick J. Flintstone.
SINGER: The Flintstones!
SINGER: Yeah!
So feel free to use me
So go ahead, yell, scream, let the fur fly.
So I decided that it was time to buy a new one.
So that we can pay the contractors working on the modernization.
So we got a little something to show how proud of you we are.
So, I'm... Sorry.
So, if it's okay with you, Mr. Slate,
Sol, you know, I had to show a Cave Man how to rock
Some have been here since the beginning of time.
Someday maybe Fred will win the fight
Someday maybe Fred will win the fight
Something exciting must have happened up there.
Something happened to it. There, I said it.
Something to take his mind off work, hmm?
Son of a brachiosaurus!
Sorry I'm late. I had car trouble. Picked up a nail.
Sorry.
Sounds stuck in the Stone Age You're still using a hammer and chisel
Speak for yourself.
Squealer!
Stalactite, stalagmite Hold your baby very tight
Stealing office equipment, really. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
Steam powered conveyor belts...
Steam?
STEWARDESS: The captain has just turned on the seat belt sign...
Stick to your strengths, Miss Stone.
Stop in some time and meet Betty and Wilma
Su preme!
Sure I can, pal.
Sure, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I ever met the little moocher.
Sure, now he gets my name right.
Sure.
Table seven, sonny.
Take a hike, shorty.
Take a memo. Cliff, let's play golf.
Take one more step, Mr. Rubble,
Tell me something... You one of those guys that was laid off at the stone quarry?
Tell them we've uncovered an embezzler.
Tell your mom not to wait You ain't coming home too late
Thank goodness, you're all right.
Thank you for sharing that, Mr. Flagstone.
Thank you.
Thanks for filling us in. We could've made a very big mistake here.
Thanks, boss. See you at the company picnic.
Thanks, everybody. And remember, don't drink and pedal.
That busboy is your best friend!
That does it!
That I enjoy working long hours, late nights,
That is, of course, if you want me.
That the newest member of our executive rank
That'll be all, Miss Stone.
That's a real nice offer, Mr. Slate,
That's it! Where's my club, Wilma?
That's more important than 20 years of friendship?
That's right, this Saturday an aptitude test will be given,
That's right.
That's right. He plays Dr. Gravelman on The Young And The Thumbless.
That's the spirit.
The demonstration continues to get uglier at Slate and Company
The first thing I'm gonna do is get everyone in the quarry some vacation time.
The Flintstones and the Rubbles, all under one roof.
The folly of your ways and you'll come crawling back.
The kid had a tail. Was I supposed to pretend I didn't notice?
The lodge no longer accepts Neanderthals.
The lowest score?
The machinery went haywire and the rocks got all crushed up
The man who invented the excuse.
The man who invented the wheel.
The next you're fantasizing they're being ripped apart
The only reason you got that job is 'cause I switched tests with you.
The other boys make fun of me.
The raw material is elevated to the second stage,
The results of the exam were very competitive,
The story of my life.
Then again, maybe it won't be such a big adjustment after all.
Then he got to prove The fella's suddenly standing
Then that cat will stay out for the night
Then that cat will stay out for the night
Then we can rot in jail until the poles freeze over.
Then, when we're sure it's safe, I'll send for you.
There could be a whole new world opening up for me.
There goes the best executive I ever had.
There he is!
There he is!
There seems to be a slight problem with your credit carol.
There. All set.
There. I'm all done with the requisition forms.
There's a lot more to you than you... Er... Uh... (STAMMERS)
There's a town I know where the hipsters go called Bedrock
There's just one thing I gotta know.

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