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Life (1999)

Life (1999)

"Life" is a heartwarming comedy-drama film released in 1999, directed by Ted Demme and starring Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence in the lead roles. This critically acclaimed movie takes audiences on a remarkable journey through the lives of two African-American prisoners, Ray Gibson (played by Murphy) and Claude Banks (played by Lawrence), as they navigate the complexities of life behind bars.

Set in the 1930s, "Life" explores the enduring friendship between Ray and Claude, who find themselves wrongfully convicted of murder and sentenced to life imprisonment at a Mississippi state penitentiary. Despite the harsh and unforgiving prison environment, the two protagonists manage to maintain their spirits by embracing the true essence of life: hope, resilience, and friendship.

Throughout the film, Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence deliver standout performances, showcasing their incredible chemistry and comedic timing. Their ability to infuse laughter into even the direst situations provides a refreshing escape from the harsh realities of prison life. The supporting cast includes notable actors such as Obba Babatundé, Bernie Mac, Miguel A. Núñez Jr., and Nick Cassavetes, who contribute to the film's incredible ensemble cast.

The story transcends the confines of a prison cell, touching upon universal themes such as love, loss, redemption, and the pursuit of happiness. With a perfect blend of humor and profound emotion, "Life" skillfully explores the depth and complexities of the human experience.

The soundtrack of this film also deserves special mention, as it features iconic songs from the 1930s, capturing the essence of the era and enhancing the narrative. From blues to swing, the music beautifully complements the various emotions portrayed throughout the film, further immersing audiences in the story. You can play and download these remarkable sounds here.

"Life" is a film that tugs at the heartstrings, reminding viewers of the power of friendship, resilience, and the unwavering spirit to endure against all odds. Through the exceptional performances of Murphy and Lawrence, the story unfolds in a way that is both entertaining and deeply moving. The film's underlying message about the value of life and the strength of the human spirit is universal and resonates with audiences of all backgrounds.

If you're seeking a film that seamlessly combines humor, drama, and heartfelt moments, "Life" is a must-watch. With its memorable characters, engaging storyline, and a powerful soundtrack, this 1999 gem continues to captivate viewers and remains a testament to the enduring power of the human spirit.

So, don't miss out on this unforgettable cinematic experience. Step into the world of "Life" and be prepared to laugh, cry, and ultimately, ponder the profound meaning of life itself.

A face. A voice. Even a smell.
A new boy told me they're farming that land by the swamp.
A night in the hole?
A night in the hole. Better make it a week.
A release form. You gettin' out this month.
About 40 years back?
Ain't gonna forget this, you New York Cities.
Ain't heard about it? Claude and Ray?
Ain't nobody give up nothin'.
Ain't nobody gonna mess with ya tonight.
Ain't nobody got no talent.
Ain't nobody wanting to hear that bullshit.
Ain't nothin' wrong with a man cryin' every now and again.
All around the country we've been killing people.
All fucked up.
All month. If y'all was out and reading the papers...
All right, Poker, lettin' it ride.
All right. So that's that.
All right. We'll see how long he lasts.
All we want is some coffee and a couple slices of pie, all right?
Almost 60 years old, motherfucker can't read.
Always saying things at the wrong time.
And clean off that damn table, or I'll whup your ass.
And every mornin' you disappoint me.
And for future references, you will not be welcome at Ray's Boom Boom Room.
And getting out took on a whole new meaning.
And I raise you ten.
And I, for one, won't miss you.
And in case you haven't met this handsome young fella...
And we're gonna have a baby. Oh my goodness.
And when I tell you, them ******s, they was bacon burnt.
And with Ray and Claude not talkin'...
And wonder what you got up your sleeve.
And you just think about yourself.
And you were right. You said the only way we gonna get outta here...
And you, Slick, don't try to run, don't try to escape.
And you're right, 'cause we right here.
Any fool can see that baby belongs to me.
Anybody else got something they want read?
Anybody else in the place would give his right arm... I know I would.
Anybody seen Claude?
Are you kiddin'? Tell me you don't want one of these pies right here.
Are you wearin' that dress?
As a man think it, so shall he get.
As a pair of fur lined bedroom slippers.
As I was sayin', last night y'all should've come by.
At 13, he killed a son of a bitch with a claw hammer.
At another establishment we can get us some pies.
At least pick somebody who can watch your back.
At least the state of Mississippi got 40 years of cheap labor out of the deal.
Banks! Get over here.
Big time hustler, came and got girked by a couple of farmers.
Billy Bob and the boys found 'em under the hill with Winston Hancock.
Billy, we want some pie.
Blocker! What's goin' on here?
Bo died. And your cousin, Sally, on your daddy's side, she died.
Boss, he ain't workin'!
Boss, I'm that baby's daddy.
Boys, come and get it! Jell O!
Bring 'em out here! Let me see 'em!
Broke again.
Bullets weren't the problem, Ray.
Burned my damn tongue.
But no matter how tough a man is...
But not like this, Ray.
But the fact is, pardons don't come cheap.
But the kid's gettin' out, that's what you wanted.
But we can't do nothin' for ourselves.
But whatever you done to get here, believe me, I'm not impressed.
But you do. What does that say about you?
Call.
Camp 8 is for incorrigibles.
Camp 8 is for incorrigibles.
Can I talk to him?
Can it, Claude. I'm all shot, I just wanna get back to New York.
Can't blame y'all.
Can't Get Right just got a pardon signed by the governor, thanks to us.
Can't Get Right, no, you can't do that.
Can't Get Right, this one's for you, baby!
Can't you make an exception?
Catch any cab headin' uptown...
Claude Banks going to the tonk!
Claude Banks! Hey, it's me, Ray Gibson.
Claude figured...
Claude!
Claude? Mr. Pike, Claude.
Claude.
Claude...
Colored folks welcome down there?
Come on, fellas.
Come on, New York.
Come on, now.
Come on, Ray. I'm serious.
Come on!
Come on! Let's move!
Come on! Show that son of a bitch how y'all do it in Harlem.
Come on. It's time to go.
Come on. Think victory.
Come on. Think.
Congratulations. You finally got yourself a job.
Conjugal visits are for married prisoners only...
Cookie didn't draw it. I drew it up.
Crawfords are always looking for new talent.
Cut the shit and tell me what you want.
Daddy, give me my baby back.
Daddy!
Daisy fell for Melvin. They're engaged to be married.
Damn it, Ray, shit.
Damn, there's a rat. I hate rats.
Damn.
Damn. Out.
Did you go see my cousin Melvin like I asked you to in my letter?
Didn't they burn in that fire yesterday?
Didn't you tell me there was no 'we'?
Do I look like I give a damn about my cholesterol?
Do you wanna hit?
Does the name Spanky Johnson mean anything to you?
Don't be playing with yourselves. You gotta work in the morning.
Don't be scared of the ball.
Don't be scared, and don't laugh either.
Don't get me wrong, I like Spanky's. I want my own.
Don't go to sleep!
Don't listen to him. He's crazy.
Don't nobody shoot nobody. Ray...
Don't say it around me. Say 'little clock' or some shit. Say 'watch,' I'm gonna dive.
Don't shut me out. You, me, the map... we can go places.
Don't smart me, boy. Just shut your mouth and do your work.
Don't stand there! Run!
Don't take it too hard, New York. Have a round on me.
Don't that sound like a place where it's fun? Sound excitin'.
Don't touch it.
Don't worry, 'cause she gonna take care of the dog.
Don't y'all worry none.
Don't ya think that's kinda funny?
Don't you feel a little frustrated right now?
Don't you get it? We gonna die here.
Duh, my ass. You better just...
Either one of you new fellas know how to read?
Even swing, Can't Get Right.
Evenin'.
Every mornin' I wake up prayin'...
Every time I look at you, I get sick to my stomach...
Every time you start talkin', I almost fall...
Every year they get to roast a victory pig. This year, I want that pig.
Every year, Camp 12 wins the championship.
Everybody, shut up! Right now.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Eyesight ain't what it once was. Ooh, this is nice here.
Finally free.
Find a place where they let you in the front door.
Finish telling us about Satchmo.
Forty years.
Forty years. Yeah, something like that.
Four treys.
Friend of yours?
Friend.
Friends of yours, old timer?
From the looks of things, Banks didn't even make it out of bed.
Fuck around with me, it's gonna be consequences and repercussions.
Fuck that cheap ass watch.
Fuck the money. It's not even about the money. I lost my daddy's watch.
Fuck y'all!
Fuck you. I'll take my business elsewhere.
Get a job, get married, start having babies.
Get back to work.
Get over here.
Get the back door! Put all the women in my car! Gibson!
Get them picks a swinging! You heard me, New York Cities.
Get to work!
Get up underneath that motherfucker. Do your thing!
Get up!
Get up!
Get your ass to work.
Gibson made it this far before he was probably overcome by smoke.
Gibson, Banks, get your sorry asses over here.
Gibson, I don't think there's any way that...
Gibson, stand up.
Give him that tricky one.
Give me the gun.
Give me this.
Go ahead, tell me more.
Go on. Come on.
Go to sleep, ******. I hope it's the long one.
Go to sleep. Let us have our fun.
Go, go, you! Run!
Go. You're a free man.
God made his...
Goldmouth, I know a bitch named Della hit harder than you.
Goldmouth, pick him up and carry him on inside.
Goldmouth, somebody's gotta watch the door.
Good man to have on your side. He's got capital connections.
Good talkin' to you too.
Good. First time in?
Got a bird!
Got all my rocks here, boss.
Got it, boss.
Gotta know what you're doin'.
Greenville. Pick up the new superintendent at the bus station.
Guess we better get goin'.
Half the men in this prison swear they're innocent.
He a big, successful New York lawyer and you here with a bright future in cotton.
He ain't gettin' my corn bread.
He can't function without us.
He could be the next Josh Gibson.
He drinks until he passes out.
He gave up hope and hung hisself. I ain't goin' out like that!
He give up hope, hung himself because of the airplane that's coming over.
He gonna eat his corn bread. Fuck you.
He got my daddy's watch! He killed Winston Hancock!
He had what we call exacting standards when it comes to the hootch.
He know you're takin' his life into your hands?
He look like he can take care of hisself.
He said he's too hot, boss. He's tired.
He was dead. Looks like murder.
He was like that when we found him. He was already dead.
He's a big'un.
He's a lowlife that hangs around in bathrooms pickpocketing people.
He's a square. He didn't know who he was fucking with.
He's lying. I'm the father of that baby.
He's not dead. He's drunk.
He's right, Gibson. You put that gun down, or I'm gonna have to shoot ya.
He's the reason I'm in here. He's got a record a mile long.
Hell with it.
Hell, no, this come up from the Mississippi.
Hell, no! Hey, Hancock!
Hell, you'd want to.
Help a ******! Don't make me stand in this cold.
Here he comes.
Here they are, Superintendent.
Here, you will be provided with ample opportunity...
Here's your medicine, Mr. Wilkins.
Hey, girl. You gonna eat your corn bread?
Hey, how y'all doin'?
Hey, look. The world done changed a lot. It's 1945, boy.
Hey, man, that's good news. Come on. You're goin' home.
Hey, New York. You ever been to that Cotton Club?
Hey, old timer, is it?
Hey, Ray!
Hey, there ain't no reason to get violent. I tried to call.
Hey, watch... Shit. I almost got stung by a bee.
Hey, what's goin' on?
Hey! What the fuck is this?
Hide out, wait until the mornin'...
Hit that ball, boy.
Hold it right there!
Hold up one second...
Hope not. It was somebody in this camp.
How about buyin' a gal a drink? Two bourbons.
How about I turn y'all into ****** pie?
How about you? How long you been here?
How can I forget the bill? Such an incredibly large bill.
How do we get home without money?
How do you know my name is Billy?
How much will it cost to turn one of them white only pies into ****** pie?
How was the honeymoon?
How you gonna fill in for somebody? You can't drive.
How'd he get in here?
I ain't aggravating nobody.
I ain't do nothin' for you to owe me.
I ain't give up no motherfuckin' hope.
I ain't gonna say nothin'. Have a good day!
I ain't got capital yet, but I will.
I ain't got nothin' else to say to your ass.
I ain't never seen no dead body before.
I ain't never seen you in here before.
I ain't nice like Boss. I'll slap the black off your ass.
I ain't said nothin' about the Jell O.
I ain't steal that. My daddy gave it to me.
I ain't workin' on no plan!
I always knew you'd make something of yourself.
I apologize. You're right, it has to stop.
I appreciate you taking the trouble over my corn bread.
I beat a motherfucker to death. Don't fuck with us.
I been here the whole time. He ain't come out.
I beg pardon? You say something to me?
I believe this belongs to me.
I blame you for everything.
I call him Satchmo, and he come by whenever he in town.
I call him Satchmo. I know him.
I can feel it in my bones.
I can get more. I want to go into business.
I can't get no money?
I can't go home to my mama like this.
I could issue a temporary marriage license, for a nominal fee.
I could stab a ****** right now.
I damn near lived in the Cotton Club. It's all right.
I didn't appreciate when you said something about...
I didn't go to night school to dig no ditch.
I didn't kill nobody. The man was dead when I got there.
I didn't see nothing special the first time Ray and Claude walked into the cage.
I don't believe this 'before Abe' shit.
I don't care what you believe.
I don't even know who this come from.
I don't even want Jell O. Lou ruin my stomach.
I don't hear you comin' up with no plan!
I don't like you swellin' all up.
I don't mess with nobody. You know that.
I don't need you to take up for me.
I don't think the world changed that much.
I don't think they come in much stronger than that, sir.
I don't wanna hear a sound. Got some fresh meat for ya.
I don't want a friendly conversation. I don't want to be your friend.
I drew it 'cause you wouldn't come unless I had a map.
I feel lucky tonight, too.
I got a better shot of gettin' outta here on my own.
I got a full boat with the ladies doin' the paddlin'.
I got a job that starts on Monday.
I got an ass whuppin' for ya if you don't stop fuckin' with me.
I got Chicago!
I got somethin' brewin'.
I got the keys, if you want to leave me in the woods.
I got to be honest with you, boss.
I got to clean this. I'll be right back, baby.
I guarantee it. I'll see y'all in the morning.
I guess we should've torn this old building down a long time ago.
I have a dream.
I have... Look at this. What about this?
I hope you know I don't owe you a damn thing.
I hope your ass piss the bed with that weak ass bladder of yours.
I just don't see no reason to rush into things.
I just want to do this thing and get back to New York in time to start my job.
I know a boat can help sail our ass away from here. We can do this shit.
I know how to read. Why?
I know how you think, you motherfucker.
I know if I got to get high...
I know it's 1932.
I know the bitch is in here. They beat me down to my socks.
I know these trees all look alike, but this one is awful familiar.
I look very dapper, very debonair, don't I?
I mentioned you. I mentioned both of you.
I met this girl.
I must apologize. That was rude of me.
I need a volunteer!
I need these for prayin'!
I never met this man before tonight.
I never said it didn't work.
I never thought I'd see the day that old Ray Gibson give up hope.
I now pronounce you man and wife.
I ought to try to enjoy myself what few years I got left.
I piss on the motherfucker. Ain't gonna touch it.
I really shouldn't. I gotta keep an eye on my friend over there.
I said I never thought I'd hear the day...
I spell it. S O F capital T!
I swung on it.
I tell ya, I got to know...
I the pappy.
I think he's hurt pretty bad.
I think I might just have to teach this uppity ******...
I think that'll cover it.
I think they bought it. One of the deputies is a member of my church.
I think we can make it.
I think you made your point, whatever that is.
I thought we agreed that you was gonna leave town.
I wanna be at the game. I'm on a roll.
I wanna be one of 'em. I want you to be one of 'em.
I wanna differ. That little rascal belong to me.
I wanna talk about the plan you've been working on.
I want every man in this camp on the line right now!
I want someone who won't shoot me once the truck's full.
I want you to kill him. I want you to shoot him dead.
I want you to see this. Check this out.
I was gonna leave, Sheriff Pike...
I was hoping you were gonna say an engagement ring, Claude.
I was supposed to wear this suit on Monday!
I was thinkin' about what we talked about this afternoon.
I went to Jefferson.
I won't sit here with you lookin' sad.
I won't tell you how to run your business...
I'd been here a good while when they come.
I'd do whatever it takes to make a motherfucker stop existing.
I'd have knocked you off, put a bullet in your ass...
I'll be out of a job.
I'll be right back.
I'll get Charlie to...
I'll keep an eye on you. Make sure you don't do nothin' stupid.
I'll keep the legs.
I'll make you trusty right now.
I'll pay you back with my first paycheck, with interest.
I'll put in a good word for you.
I'll raise ya.
I'll see the two.
I'll see y'all in New York City!
I'll see you in a minute.
I'll shoot your ass.
I'll take one.
I'll walk you out the gate myself.
I'm a grown man. I can handle it.
I'm a man, and I called you soft.
I'm a man. I ain't no motherfucking, bootlickin' trusty.
I'm a professional man.
I'm a visionary on this one.
I'm finally wrapping my mind around this whole concept.
I'm from New York City, goddamn it.
I'm gettin' ready to shoot somebody here!
I'm glad you New York boys got to see some of...
I'm going to sleep. Why don't you?
I'm gonna call my place...
I'm gonna get back to that game in a little while.
I'm gonna just bust up in the motherfucker and go 'Upper room.'
I'm gonna shoot a motherfucker today.
I'm gonna tell his wife we left him.
I'm gonna tell you something.
I'm gonna whup your ass. Don't even say 'watch.'
I'm hungry.
I'm just laughing at myself. Excuse me.
I'm just tryin' to get by. You remember when you started out?
I'm keepin' it real like them ******s in here keep it real.
I'm not driving no 35 miles to get no pie.
I'm not gonna eat this. If he wants the corn bread, have it.
I'm not gonna let it go.
I'm not in the mood for your fucked up plans.
I'm not your boss.
I'm not your boss. Not anymore.
I'm ready to go back right now.
I'm shippin' out this afternoon.
I'm the first one to have this.
I'm the greatest! I'm the king of the world.
I'm too old. I ain't got time for no plan. I'm 90 years old.
I've been carrying this letter for four months.
I've been in and out of prison, mostly in.
I've never heard of a man settin' out to be a bank teller.
I've seen it all before.
I've seen it all before.
If he wants corn bread, let him up to the front and get his own.
If I do, then I'll put the sheets on you. How you like that?
If it wasn't for you, I'd be home now about to have a hot meal.
If not for me, your black ass would be floating up on a beach.
If that pie eatin' bastard step off them bottles...
If that's true, you boys don't have anything to worry about.
If they got their pardons back then, we wouldn't be buryin' them today.
If you boys can read so good, how come you missed that sign on the door?
If you don't wanna believe me, don't.
If you give me the front money and a truck...
If you hit that ball, you might be our ticket off this farm.
If you let him have it, you'll be ironing his drawers.
If you made it that far, they'd check every train that pulls out of the station.
If you must know, bank teller at First Federal of Manhattan.
If you need anything...
If you push my button, there's no telling what I may do...
If you thinkin' about bookin' it, I want in.
If you try to take it, part two of my killin' spree...
If you're thinkin' about my corn bread, forget it.
In accordance with the regulations of the state of Mississippi...
In fact, just bring up watch. Look like you was fixin' your mouth to say 'watch.'
In five years, there'll be a colored man in the majors.
Is 'sees' a word?
Is it about my tab? Don't worry, it's covered.
Is it, old man?
Is something wrong with your ears? Move it!
Is there any truth in what this man is saying?
Isn't that what you want?
It could be triggered by any little thing.
It exists in my mind.
It goes on for a while about how the crop didn't come in on account of the frost.
It helps keep the cholesterol down.
It look good to me.
It runs from shack to shack, clear around the yard.
It runs from...
It says it right there on your shirt.
It start your brain first.
It sure is good talkin' to you again.
It was like from the X Files, man.
It wasn't quite the Boom Boom Room, but it was close enough.
It wasn't Santa Claus. He was just wearing the suit and ringing a bell.
It's a hell of a day for a ball game.
It's a hell of a lot longer when you're innocent.
It's a perfect plan. We're out.
It's about being poised. Just poise yourself.
It's all right to glance occasionally...
It's all right.
It's almost all right in here today.
It's amazing what Ray can do with potato skins and some molasses.
It's been nothin' but pure hell since the moment I ran into you.
It's behind the barn. It can't be that hard to fly it.
It's filthy down there.
It's from your mama's neighbor, Mrs. Tadwell.
It's getting late, boys. We got a game in Memphis tomorrow.
It's hot in here tonight. Hot.
It's kinda in the development stages, but I'm working on it.
It's my baby, boss.
It's obviously been highly successful for you.
It's one of these new retirement communities...
It's so early.
It's too hot. I'm tired, boss.
It's very near and dear to my heart, so no wisecracks or I'll whup your ass.
Jangle Leg, a little easy on him.
Jangle Leg, put it right to him.
Jangle Leg! What the hell I tell you about pitchin' woo on the job, boy?
Japan suffers its most crushing defeat of the war.
Jenny and Marleen both dead.
Just can't get right, boss.
Just give me two seconds.
Just like I said, last night.
Just sit down. Let me work it out.
Just tell me where you want me to go.
Kiss my ass.
Know where that is, the upper room they're singin' about?
Lady! Ma'am! Okay?
Last fella that could read made parole around Christmas.
Let 'em shoot me. I don't give a fuck if they take me out singin'.
Let Can't Get Right have a swing.
Let me figure it out for you. Eenie, meenie, miney, Melvin!
Let me get that door for you. You just stretch out.
Let me get that.
Let me see that boy! Where is that boy?
Let me see that map.
Let me take care of 'em.
Let me tell you somethin', Mr. My Shit Don't Stink Banks.
Let me tell you something. Listen. Monday, you can go be a bank teller.
Let the boy have a swing.
Let's go have ourselves a reward, see what's shaking.
Let's go. We're gonna go with this guy.
Let's just say we spent some time together.
Let's keep what mind you got focused.
Let's leave him here to sleep it off.
Let's move on!
Let's see what you can do.
Let's see. What happened after that?
Let's take a look at this.
Life, huh?
Life!
Listen here. Any plan you got...
Listen up, jigaboo!
Listen, man, I seen them ******s before they put them in the box.
Look like it's up to you, ass sniffer.
Look like you finally free now, boys.
Look what we got! Some of your stuff.
Looks like a fake to me. Loan denied.
Looks like Jonsey got his walking papers.
Looks like they was runnin' hootch. Got 36 cases of evidence.
Looks like we got a couple of live ones.
Lou. Cover that up. Don't nobody wanna see that shit.
Lucky seven! My man! Let it ride!
Made it just for you, Cookie.
Mae Rose!
Mail call!
Make 'em throw you strikes.
Make me have to loop this shit. I ain't loopin' shit!
Man over the line!
Man over the line!
Man, you are incredible. Tell you what. Here's $2.
May God have mercy on their souls.
Maybe I should dig around in other people's pockets for money.
Maybe not yet, but it will.
Maybe you haven't noticed, but this is a prison.
Maybe you're foolin' yourself. Maybe you just a chip off the old block.
Melvin wanted to know...
Motherfucker, you can't have my corn bread, that's for damn sure.
Motherfucker, you fucked with the wrong person.
Motherfucker, you took our lives. Gimme the gun.
Move it. Actin' all scared.
Mr. Hancock, I don't think I have any more money.
Mr. Pike walked directly in my line of fire.
Mr. Wilkins just an old man that like to talk.
Mr. Wilkins' driver got the flu, and he asked me to fill in for him.
MY bad.
My cousin Melvin is a lawyer and he filed an appeal on my behalf.
My dad told me when someone talks about the weather, watch your wallet.
My daddy died in a place like this because of what you're sayin'.
My daddy's watch.
My goodness.
My name Jangle Leg, Jangle Leg.
My name's Jangle Leg.
My name's Sylvia. What's your name?
My old friend, Winston Hancock.
My pills. Thank you.
My plan is on his way to Pittsburgh right now.
My wife gave it to me on our anniversary some years back.
Nah, not at all.
Naturally, I had to get set down next to your proverbial hypochondriac...
n**** leagues, actually.
New York. New York.
News flash. We ain't never been friends.
Nice looking squad.
******, please.
No, ain't get their pardons, man.
No, Daisy.
No, don't move so fast.
No, I got allergies. I'm cool.
No, it say Marleen here. Marleen died.
No, not at all. I want you to have it.
No, Ray, don't go!
No, that's not it.
No, you found something very amusing. What's so funny?
No.
No. Don't pass your corn bread to him.
No. These are whites only pies.
Nobody take no corn bread from me.
Nobody tried to escape?
Nobody wanna hear it. He gonna tell 'em what they wanna hear.
Not exactly.
Not for me, it ain't.
Not over no corn bread.
Now as far as bootleggin' goes...
Now come on!
Now don't touch this car.
Now I could get used to this. Ladies.
Now I don't wanna hear another peep about no fuckin' Boom Boom Room.
Now if you ask me, when Can't Get Right left Camp 8...
Now it's 'we' again? What happened? Bad news in that letter?
Now shut up and go to sleep. You got that?
Now we want some pie. We are hungry.
Now you can pay Mr. Riley that 50 bucks you owe him.
Now you're sure it was him.
Now, hold on.
Now, why do I get the feeling when you say 'some time,' you mean some time.
Now's a good time to throw in the towel, you know what I'm sayin'?
Of course, I did. He said he'd file an appeal right away.
Oh, my God.
Oh, no. Jenny died too.
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, that's our ticket off this farm.
Oh, yard boy.
Oh, yeah!
Oh! Damn, one of my toes in the bottle.
Old drunk ass Winston is always drinking.
On your behalf? What happened to 'we'?
Once more, I'll take all your fronts out.
One never knows.
One of my trusties will put a bullet in your head.
Only 15 hours of daylight left.
Over 40 years now. Me and Ray Gibson out there.
Over to the morgue, up the hill to the cemetery.
Papa!
People smuggle it in... in their ass.
Perhaps some fertilizer would restore its exuberance.
Pick a man and get outta here.
Pittsburgh Crawfords. Ever hear of us?
Place was a tinderbox just waitin' to go.
Play hard, Can't Get Right!
Poise, my ass.
Poker. Wouldn't be a club without some dice.
Press the wrong button, ****** pop.
Proud to say, boss, I'm that baby's daddy.
Put it down, Pike!
Put some of that dumb strength on it!
Put that bat in your hand, hold it tight and take a nice swing.
Put that on it.
Ray Gibson? No.
Ray provided the moonshine...
Ray, be cool. You gonna get us in a lot of trouble now.
Ray, I've been lookin' for ya.
Ray, this steak tastes like butter.
Ray! I know your club got gambling.
Ray! Where am I?
Ray's Boom Boom Room. I like that.
Real nice girl. A God fearing girl.
Remember I bought your girl the alligator shoes?
Remember that, 'my finger and thumbs for adding' shit?
Request permission to go to the tonk, boss.
Right here, right now.
Right now! I mean right now!
Right there. Take yourself right there, find your ass a bunk.
Right, Sergeant?
Round about 1972...
Run, ******, run!
Run! Go! Just haul ass!
Santa? Which one of you killed him?
Sat right there and died on the shitter.
Satchmo was there and nearly blew the roof off.
Say something about the watch.
Say what you want about me. Don't drag my daddy into it.
Season tickets to the Yankees, right on the first base line.
See how you go back to New York.
She ain't have the money for it, and so...
She don't mean nothin' to him. Don't pay that no mind.
She ends saying there was a big tornado...
She give you that scar on your face too?
She thought you ought to know your second cousin, Bo, died.
She was in a tight spot. Her mama needs this operation.
She was wearin' pigskin when I met her. She's in alligator now. Let me in.
Sheriff Pike, like I told your associate, we didn't kill nobody.
Sheriff Pike, listen.
Shit.
Shit. Come on! Two running!
Shit. Fuckin' release papers, sittin' over here lookin' sad.
Shit. We all got old.
Shouldn't have a problem, no.
Show me that grandboy!
Shut the fuck up.
Shut up. What do you know anyway? It's too damn hot.
Shut your mouth and your fat ass.
Since we're talkin', I thought I'd mention it.
Sing, girl!
Sit your ass down.
Slow down, you might say something you'll regret.
Slow up. You see me countin'.
So I gave it to her. When the spirit moves me...
So it don't exist?
So Ray and Claude get their pardons, right?
So we gonna drive home drunk.
So what was Claude's plan, anyway?
So you gave her the $2?
So you got your own nightclub?
So you won't have no problem adjusting?
So, I go to the bank for a loan...
Soft! What you gonna do?
Some faces you just don't forget.
Some shit like that. You know, you read the Bible.
Sometimes you got to do certain shit...
Sorry to hear about your mama passing.
Sorry, boss.
Sorry, Cap'n.
Sorry, Cap'n.
Sounds a damn sight better than that infirmary across the way...
Spanky Johnson?
Spanky, you ain't got to do that to that guy.
Stan Blocker, a scout for the ****** leagues.
State of Mississippi wants this here ditch cleared by sundown. Got that?
Story time is over. All you sissies get back to work right now.
Sure he ain't dead?
Sure hope you can drive.
Sure is hot. Think it's gonna rain later?
Take a mighty cagey country boy to navigate the woods.
Take that back, or we ain't friends no more.
Take the dogs around the house!
Tell 'em about the gun line, boss.
Tell me what you think of this place.
Tens over nines.
Thank you, man. I appreciate it.
Thank you!
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks, Mom.
That ain't high. That's low.
That boy got God given talent.
That boy went crazy.
That cocaine, heroin, marijuana, all that shit, bring it all in here...
That come out of somebody's asshole, so go on, enjoy.
That girl got gams.
That go for you and any other of you motherfucking farmers.
That goes for the rest of you girls too.
That is, if he gets over the worms. Dog had worms.
That kid can hit. What can you guys do?
That might have been one of those retard mistakes.
That music's hot. What goes on down there?
That must've been pretty messed up for them.
That one there too.
That pie was too hot.
That sign on the door...
That there's Natchez Under The Hill.
That thing? Who'd you steal it from?
That turn my stomach. I don't want no Jell O after I seen them old ass balls.
That was the first time that Ray and Claude ran...
That was the last we ever saw...
That was the wrong answer, boy.
That wasn't bad.

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