Barbarian Edit

A "For Sale" sign.

A healthy baby

A little aggressive with the thing. Oh, my God.

A little practice, you'll find...

A little... My God.

A pleasurable experience for the baby, and for you as well.

About the makeshift brass band?

About what? About me?

Absolutely not.

Ah.

Ain't much clean in here.

AJ Gilbride.

AJ, are you there?

AJ, I can't hear you.

AJ, I think, honestly, the most likely outcome of all of this

AJ, I think, honestly, you just need to calm down.

AJ, why don't you just calm down, okay?

AJ, you aren't supposed to leave the state.

AJ?

All right, bitch. Get ready to get fucked.

All right, Tess, no, no, no. Stop, stop, stop!

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Here's what I propose.

All right. Uh, so, there's a bed and a...

An Airbnb in Brightmoor?

An hour and change till the bedding's done.

An investigation?

And a bucket.

And a camera,

And babies with the babies.

And don't you be around here when it gets dark.

And he ain't never left there, and she never left there neither.

And how you gonna do that?

And I can't believe it's happening to me.

And I can't just be running off in a panic

And I didn't know if you were up,

And I didn't open it, and I... You...

And I have a roommate, so...

And I hope you're not mad at me, 'cause I really...

And I'll apologize to you again.

And I'll sleep out here on the couch.

And I'm gonna come down there and just

And I'm just checking to make sure everything's up to par.

And I'm on the porch, and it's pouring rain,

And I'm telling you that there is a man in serious danger.

And if you call me back, I'll apologize to you again.

And it was scary.

And Melissa Herberts for you.

And my code works for the lockbox.

And set up collectives and creative communities on the...

And she ain't even the worst thing that's in there.

And she ain't never came in this motherfucker.

And she came around, and that's it.

And she no longer wants to move forward if you're involved.

And she's gonna come lookin' for you.

And she's gonna make it through the night.

And she's made a very serious accusation against you.

And that's what I'm gonna do.

And the girl who lets herself become,

And the only crime that I've seen so far is you breaking this window.

And then he started making babies with 'em.

And then I found this hidden passageway.

And then she was down.

And then tomorrow, we'll call these idiots.

And there could be someone down there getting murdered right now.

And there is no key in the lockbox.

And there was this room, and it was like a...

And there's so many name brands to choose from.

And there's some nuts here, too.

And there's that scene with the kids on the rooftop,

And we'll call these idiots.

And you end up with something like that.

And you kinda give me the two edges

And you make a copy of a copy of a copy,

And you showed up late at night...

And you were, like, making noises and...

And you're sure you have the right date?

And, um, we're looking at two separate cases here.

And, well, I totally get that, by the way.

And... I'm actually not even mad at you about it.

Answer me, Keith!

Any communication goes through us from now on...

Anything but more problems for you.

Apparently, Megan Maddox has contacted

Are you fucking kidding me? Joey, let's move.

Are you fucking kidding?

Are you in the market for a used car

Are you kidding?

Are you kidding?

Are you kidding? No one's seen that movie.

Are you listening to what I'm saying?

Are you motherfuckers leaving? Hey!

Are you okay? We need to go now!

Are you saying I have to sell my house?

Are you the one that called us?

Are you usually this outta breath afterwards?

As I said, we don't have any available units at this...

At the end of this week, I'm gonna give you your files back.

Ba ba.

Ba!

Baby.

Baby.

Baby.

Bad credit or no credit,

Basically just scouring this side of town.

Because I noticed you didn't drink your tea.

Because I'm actually one of the founders of the Lion Tamers.

Because there's a room downstairs

Before the arrival of the next tenants.

Before you got out of the shower

Besides, I have a raincoat and you don't.

Blame it on my upbringing, but it's not up for discussion.

Bless your hearts.

Bonnie, it's AJ.

Boop.

Boy, you might own that paper, but that's her daddy's house.

Brushing their teeth is important, but it's not easy.

But don't have good credit?

But don't you come back.

But how do you know which ones aren't motivated...

But I didn't wanna open it

But I kinda have a thing about clean sheets.

But I might be.

But I thought, well, I'm wide awake, so...

But I'm one of the guys, yeah.

But if I opened it while you weren't here, that... that...

But if I was dumb enough to let you in,

But if you wanna hang out in here,

But it's not...

But it's your mortgage here that's killing you.

But please leave a message, and I'll call you right back.

But that is how you get the duvet in.

But the wife thinks if we don't do it now

But there's been a troubling development.

But there's no way I'm sleeping in the bedroom

But there's, like, a convention in town or something?

But we're looking for a new space.

But you're gonna have to slow her down.

But, like, I wasn't like...

But, like, man to man, real talk,

But, like...

But, uh, there's gonna be a sign in our yard tomorrow morning.

But, um, unless you plan on taking me on pro bono,

Buy yourself some time. But no more than a couple of months.

By looking for indicators.

Call me what you want,

Called Blue Easy.

Can you give me a moment, please?

Can you just give me a moment? Twenty seconds?

Can you just send someone, please?

Can you just wait up here

Can you just...

Can you?

Can you... Can you hear what I'm saying?

Can't get over the fuckin' barbed wire.

Catherine James?

Chief of Staff James Baker

Come back this way. No, please, stop it!

Come get your baby!

Come here!

Come here.

Come here. Okay.

Come morning time,

Come nighttime, she's gonna come outta there,

Come on, man.

Come on, please...

Come on! Hey, hey.

Come on! I need your help, please!

Come on.

Come on. Eight, eight, three, one.

Come on. We gotta get you outta here. Come on.

Come out that house!

Come out that house!

Come this way! Stop it!

Come up here, Keith!

Cool. What's that mean?

Cool. What's up?

Copy that. Give me 10.

Could we just, like,

Could we real talk? Fuck, yeah, dude.

David, I think we should tell him the other thing.

Detroit's number one used car emporium, Martindale Motors,

Diapers and baby stuff?

Diapers.

Did he say that?

Did you open my door?

Did you try and call someone?

Different versions of the same thing.

Do I have squatters? This...

Do it.

Do you have a phone?

Do you have any clean cloth or bandages or anything?

Do you have any rooms available?

Do you have latex gloves?

Do you hear me? Mmm hmm. Mmm hmm.

Do you know who you should interview for that?

Do you see it?

Do you think I wanna fucking be here?

Do you think I'm crazy?

Do you want anything?

Do you want me to make you another cup of tea?

Do you... You don't have a car?

Does anyone know you're here?

Doesn't matter. We gotta get you help.

Don't worry if feeding only lasts...

Don't worry, okay?

Don't you guys, like, have a whole block or something?

Don't you see?

Doug.

Drink it.

Drink it.

Dude, I'll be real with you, okay?

Dude.

During the filming of the pilot,

DWP, ma'am. Sorry to bother.

Eight, eight, three, one.

Eight, eight, three, one.

Eight, eight, three, one.

Eight, three, three, one.

Eight, three, three, one.

Elaborate. Okay. Take tonight.

Even if that means that you may get your heart

Feel like I'm sittin' on the sideline,

Feel what radio was meant to be.

Fuck, I'm sorry. I'm rambling.

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck! Come on. Not again.

Fuck! Fuck!

Fuck! No!

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

Fuck. This is unbelievable.

Fucking shit is this?

Get our money back. Free stay for both of us.

Getting in a rental. Hold on.

Getting your kids to love

Gilbride from...

Gilbride. Thank you.

Girls can rip. Trust me.

Girls have to be careful.

Go away!

Go away.

God damn it.

Gonna let everybody know what's goin' on down here.

Gonna take her to Mercy for the big day?

Good night, Keith.

Good night, Tess.

Good.

Good. Well...

Grab that edge there, please. Mmm hmm.

Grabbing the duvet... Okay.

Great.

Greater Wayne Property Management.

Guess I'm gonna do that.

Guess who's back in town.

Guys get to blast their way through life making messes.

Guys will walk all over you as long as you let them.

Guys, you're on with AJ.

Happy?

Has inherited the worst economy in 50 years.

Has she done anything I'd seen?

Have a nice day.

He left?

He used to bring women down there.

He's gotta be here somewhere. Who?

He's upset.

Hell no. I wouldn't have let you in.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello...

Help me!

Help me! Please!

Help me.

Help!

Her name is Catherine James.

Here is where I kinda need your help a little bit.

Here we go.

Here.

Here.

Here's... Here's the thing.

Hey, AJ. I have David Stern

Hey, AJ. Uh, we need to discuss something

Hey, Frank.

Hey, I'm talking to you, you fuck!

Hey, little girl!

Hey, little girl!

Hey, you just marched on in.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Don't.

Hey! Hey! Oh, my God.

Hey. Hey, can you... Okay.

Hey. Hey, hey, hey, okay.

Hey. Yeah, yeah.

Hi, Catherine! Hi!

Hi, Megan. This is AJ. Uh...

Hi, this is Megan. Please leave a message.

Hi, you've reached Bonnie Zane

Hi. Hi, I was just wondering,

Hi. This is Tess Marshall.

Hmm. Why is it always the girls

Hold on. Wait a minute. This is crazy.

Home birth.

Honestly, buddy. You can just relax.

How do you know she can't get in here?

How goes it, buddy?

How long he likes to nurse.

How much they need

How much?

How you holdin' up?

How... How would I know?

Huh? Hide in my basement?

I ain't got no phone.

I also don't know why you're so calm.

I am a woman who's been held prisoner and has escaped.

I am not a crackhead. I am not a crazy person.

I booked it on HomeAway.

I can get away.

I can just try and fix it.

I can sleep on anything.

I can take the couch. No, no, no.

I can't believe she let you get this far.

I can't believe this.

I can't believe you saw that.

I can't come to the phone right now.

I can't fuckin' believe this.

I can't go back.

I can't go back.

I can't.

I can't... I can't change what I've done.

I could probably nip this whole thing in the bud.

I could sell the Michigan properties.

I did that.

I didn't... I didn't even let go. You started to slip.

I don't even know how long, at a house near...

I don't have anything!

I don't have it in the top of my head, the address.

I don't have the job yet. I'm not home free.

I don't know her.

I don't know if I'm a bad person.

I don't know what to tell people.

I don't know what you want.

I don't know what you're sayin'.

I don't know what you're saying.

I don't know what... I can't see him anymore.

I don't know, Mom.

I don't know, some kind of pet or something?

I don't know!

I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I gotta get outta here.

I don't think so.

I don't think you should be sitting out there by yourself this late.

I don't think you're gonna be able to get a room tonight.

I don't... I don't think I am.

I don't... I mean...

I feel bad.

I fuckin' panicked.

I get it. I get it. I mean...

I got locked in the basement, and then there was this hidden area!

I gotta call you back.

I guess I'll just find somewhere else.

I guess.

I had no time to think.

I hate to do it. You know?

I have a gun.

I have been held prisoner.

I have my phone. Make some calls.

I hear you.

I just need to stop going back.

I just wanna say I'm really, really sorry

I just wanted to tell you before you saw it for yourself,

I just... I didn't see it.

I just... I just want to see it.

I keep going back.

I know it. I know she's in there.

I know what the fuckin' Internet says,

I know you wouldn't do those things.

I know, sweetie.

I like to let my baby determine

I liked it.

I looked around for some clean ones, but I couldn't find any.

I mean, are you saying that no one's come by

I mean, I don't know if you got a great look at this neighborhood,

I mean, I don't know what else there is to do.

I mean, I wouldn't do that.

I mean, I'm gonna get outta here.

I mean, I'm not, like, the guy,

I mean, look at you.

I mean, the world's different for you.

I mean, you don't know me, and this is a fucking really weird situation.

I mean... Yep.

I might be a bad person.

I need to use the bathroom.

I own that house. Nobody lives there.

I really am sorry.

I take issue with that statement.

I think I'm well within my rights to call her a "fuckin' bitch."

I think that flying off to another state

I think that is a very distinct possibility.

I think that's pretty safe to say.

I think there's some tea in the kitchen.

I think, essentially, that's the most likely outcome.

I thought I'm gonna have some of this here wine.

I thought it was awesome.

I thought it was great.

I thought you wouldn't want any if you didn't see me open it.

I was in the basement.

I was just getting my phone. Sorry.

I was making noise?

I was the first to be attached to that!

I... I booked it on Airbnb like a month ago.

I... I can't do that. This is my fault.

I... I'm renting this place.

I'll just make you a cup.

I'll wait.

I'm a fuckin' man. I'll fuck you up.

I'm a persistent dude, right?

I'm allowed to travel.

I'm fired?

I'm going to suggest that you find alternate wealth management.

I'm gonna believe whatever you tell me.

I'm gonna call you tomorrow, okay? This is gonna be great.

I'm gonna fix it.

I'm gonna get out, and I'm gonna get help.

I'm gonna go wash up.

I'm gonna ruin this fuckin' bitch.

I'm good, but you go ahead.

I'm guessing you probably don't wanna talk to me but I, um...

I'm here to do some fucking liquidating.

I'm in town. I'm at the house on Barbary.

I'm just gonna go look. No, no, no, please don't!

I'm just gonna put you on speaker.

I'm just gonna... I'm gonna let you go to sleep.

I'm just saying.

I'm like fuckin' Eye of the Tiger.

I'm not fuckin' around! Who's down there?

I'm not goin' anywhere.

I'm not goin' back in that shit!

I'm not going back down there.

I'm not going back there! I'm not going...

I'm not here on vacation.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm okay. Thank you. Okay.

I'm really sorry about all this.

I'm saving you. Yeah, you're okay.

I'm saying you're gonna have to make some tough choices.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry. I had no choice, you know?

I'm so... I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry,

I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

I'm sorry, who are you?

I'm sorry. I didn't know you were back.

I'm supposed to be in here.

I'm totally fine with that.

I'm washing my face.

I'm washing my face.

I'm... I'm stuck down here.

I'm... I'm tough.

I've had enough of you.

If I did anything that night that might've like...

If I had been the one that checked in first

If I just call her and just be like...

If you don't have keys, you don't live here.

If you get any issues.

If you get upset, she gets upset.

If you go out there and get yourself killed.

If you wanna go and look, suit yourself but I'm going!

If you wouldn't mind,

In case I get locked inside, too?

In case I'm some kinda weirdo, who's broken in here to sleep?

In case there are developments.

In the Hollywood Reporter about this.

In your car?

Infant needs are this way. Come on, I'll take you.

Intimate moment.

Into some fucked up toxic dynamic

Is here for you.

Is it still happening?

Is it tomorrow?

Is not a good look right now.

Is she saying I ****d her or something?

Is someone staying here at the moment?

Is that even if the show does go forward... Yeah?

Is that my lesson?

Is the place trashed?

Is what we're gonna have at year's end.

It can soon become

It does! I hurt somebody!

It doesn't sound that weird.

It don't matter whose fault it is.

It is insane.

It makes total sense.

It never bunches up. It gets completely smooth.

It seems a little rough, but...

It sounds like you're in a racecar.

It was an accident.

It was really nice to meet you.

It's a basement. It's filled with junk, okay?

It's a cute little house, but...

It's a little complicated.

It's AJ Gilbride for Robert.

It's clearly not your fault.

It's here, but I can't open this!

It's just down the hall, to your left.

It's not a cliche I've heard before.

It's not important, AJ. You just have to relax.

It's not your fault. You're just as put out as me.

It's only a four hour flight to Detroit.

It's safe. Come on.

It's the middle of the night.

It's up to us if we wanna play ball or not.

It's very unlikely that you will be involved.

Jesus Christ, man.

Jesus Christ.

Jesus Christ.

Jesus.

Jesus.

Job interview. Oh, yeah?

Just 30 seconds, okay? Just wait here.

Just drink it! Get up!

Just fucking drink it.

Just go drive around, looking for a hotel?

Just say she's a lying fuckin' bitch.

Just stop, stop!

Just watching this thing spiral out of control.

Keith!

Keith!

Keith!

Keith!

Keith!

Keith!

Keith!

Keith! Keith! Keith!

Keith?

Keith?

Keith?

Keith?

Keith?

Keith?

Keith?

Keith?

Keith?

Last chance!

Let me just find my phone.

Like a dungeon? What was in there?

Like a dungeon.

Like Detroit music?

Like fuckin' really down. Right.

Like, a conversation with her,

Like, I mean, was she like... Did she say no?

Like, no maid or anything?

Listen to me.

Listen, AJ, I gotta tell ya.

Listen, I don't know what the protocol is for this.

Listen, man. We're gonna... We're gonna get out of here. Okay?

Listen, pal. I, uh...

Listen, you need to worry about you.

Look, are you gonna stay locked

Look, obviously, do whatever you want,

Look.

Look. There's always gonna be people

Looking for our next little nest.

Looks fine to me, but do give us a call

Looks like your car is fucked.

Love it.

Ma'am, take your hand off the door.

Ma'am, there's no one in this building.

Ma'am.

Man, you know what?

Manager to checkout four for price check.

Martindale Motors is the Motor City's

Martindale Motors will make sure you walk out of our lot

May I help you?

Maybe find someone else.

Maybe I have a different number through HomeAway

Maybe that's it.

Me neither.

Me.

Mmm. Job interview.

Mom, I gotta go. I'm getting an important work call.

More than you do.

Motherfuck. Okay.

Move! Just stop!

My door was open.

Name?

Nine feet.

No bother.

No new money coming in.

No new renters, no maid service.

No one's being murdered.

No, Bonnie. The place isn't trashed.

No, dude. I'm saying, like, you're my boy, obviously.

No, I know, I know. I feel you. 'Cause I read the website.

No, I think right now he just needs to cool down...

No, I'm renting this place.

No, it's just me.

No, no, I got it. Oh. No, no, no.

No, no, no, fuck that. What other? What else?

No, no, no. She has someone else in there. We have to help him.

No, no, no. You take the bedroom,

No, no. Where the fuck are we?

No, yeah. No, we do.

No, you shouldn't be there.

No, you're fucking with me. This is not how you do it.

No!

No!

No! No! No!

No! No.

No.

No.

No.

No. I don't live here. I'm renting this place.

No. No.

No. What the fuck is she saying?

Nope.

Not even up for discussion.

Not here yet.

Not just for the baby, but for me as well.

Not my point.

Now that you're here... Oh, my God.

Now, I stay by the water tower.

Now, right here, we're safe.

Now, some wet wipes.

Now, this... Trust me. This is the best way to do it.

Number one rock 'n' roll destination.

Number one used car dealership for...

Of course I'm not happy.

Of course. Thank you.

Offended you or...

Officers, thank God! Ma'am.

Oh, AJ. Hi. Right. Um...

Oh, an Airbnb. Oh, that's nice. Whereabouts?

Oh, baby.

Oh, boy.

Oh, by the way, I'm Keith.

Oh, come on! Oh, come on! Oh, please!

Oh, come on. It's such a cliche.

Oh, don't be. Don't be.

Oh, don't talk... Don't talk like that.

Oh, fuck me.

Oh, fuck me.

Oh, fuck you!

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. I'm so sorry.

Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck. Okay. Okay.

Oh, God!

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God. Fuck!

Oh, God. It's important

Oh, gross.

Oh, hell, yeah.

Oh, I saw that.

Oh, I'll be fine. Yeah. I've slept on worse.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Oh, it's gonna be about this place. Detroit.

Oh, it's out. Yeah, insane.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. It's so cliche and it's so boring,

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Are you okay?

Oh, my word.

Oh, no. I don't... I don't think that's...

Oh, no. It was fun. I...

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, well, it's gonna be about the artists

Oh, well, this is an exciting time.

Oh, yeah. Bonnie said you'd be coming.

Oh, yeah. That's 'cause you're a guy.

Oh, yes.

Oh, you gotta be fucking kidding me.

Oh, you know how he is. He's just...

Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Come on.

Okay, "usually."

Okay, AJ, I think you just need to calm down,

Okay, and... Yeah, yeah.

Okay, baby. I love...

Okay, but what the fuck does that mean, though?

Okay, come on.

Okay, here's the deal.

Okay, I think it's important to say

Okay, I... I recommended her.

Okay, I'm sorry if I don't seem like I'm taking

Okay, like, just,

Okay, okay. Okay.

Okay, so now that it's inside out... Right.

Okay, thank you for tonight.

Okay, thanks.

Okay, there's a couch that needs to be... Yeah. Yeah.

Okay, well, come back up now.

Okay, well, just be careful, okay?

Okay, what?

Okay, yeah?

Okay, you pull and I push. Okay.

Okay! Okay! Okay!

Okay?

Okay? I don't wanna be here.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.