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Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! (2015)

Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! (2015)

Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! is a thrilling action-comedy disaster film that was released in 2015. Directed by Anthony C. Ferrante and written by Thunder Levin, this movie quickly gained a cult following due to its over-the-top shark-infested narrative. Packed with high-octane action and hilarious moments, Sharknado 3 takes the franchise to new heights of absurdity.

The cast of Sharknado 3 features a mix of familiar faces and cameo appearances. Ian Ziering reprises his role as Fin Shepard, the chainsaw-wielding hero who once again finds himself facing the bloodthirsty sharks raining from the skies. Tara Reid returns as April Wexler, Fin's love interest, adding her own charm to the chaotic storyline. Together, they make a formidable duo against the aquatic adversaries.

In addition to the returning characters, Sharknado 3 introduces a range of notable new characters. David Hasselhoff joins the cast as Fin's father, Gilbert Shepard, bringing his iconic presence and a touch of nostalgia to the film. Cassie Scerbo plays Nova Clarke, a recurring character from the previous movies, who teams up with Fin and April to fight the shark-infested tornadoes. Other actors such as Bo Derek, Mark Cuban, Frankie Muniz, and Jerry Springer also make memorable appearances, further enhancing the film's entertainment value.

Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! amps up the action and destruction to a whole new level. The movie takes place during a Sharknado convention in Orlando, Florida, where Fin Shepard is honored with a prestigious award. However, the celebrations quickly turn into chaos as a massive Sharknado threatens the entire East Coast of the United States. From Washington, D.C. to Universal Studios in Florida, our heroes traverse iconic landmarks battling sharks at every turn.

The film blends its outrageous shark encounters with an unapologetically cheesy script, resulting in countless laugh-out-loud moments. The special effects may not be on par with big-budget blockbusters, but that's what adds to the charm of the Sharknado franchise. Audiences are treated to improbable scenarios that can only be found in this quirky series, like a spacewalk battle with sharks or the legendary shark chainsaw-sword combo that Fin wields throughout the film.

One of the highlights of Sharknado 3 is undoubtedly its self-awareness. The filmmakers embraced the absurdity of the concept, creating a movie that revels in its own campiness. It is aware of the expectations of its audience and delivers exactly what they desire—an action-packed romp filled with sharks and pure entertainment.

If you are a fan of Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! and want to relive the thrilling moments or introduce friends to the franchise, you can watch or download the movie at various digital platforms. Immerse yourself in the world of flying sharks, tornadoes, and the charm of the cast, all with just a few clicks. Prepare for a wild, shark-filled ride as you witness the outrageous adventures of Fin Shepard and his hilarious band of shark-fighting misfits.

So grab your popcorn, dim the lights, and enter the wild world of Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! You can play and download the movie sounds here, and prepare yourself for the tornado of absurdity that awaits!

A little bit insane, bordering on savant,
A lot of it. She's quite obsessive,
A shark fell from the sky.
A symbol of change.
A twister's forming at one o'clock!
A whole career,
Aah!
Aah! [ screams ]
About a secret military shuttle.
About that, he's not prepared.
After all she's been through.
After the Daytona 500.
Afterwards, nothing was the same.
Ah, hell, where are the keys?!
Aliens?
All right, Gil,
All right, good. Good.
All right, here we go. [ screams ]
All right, I will.
All right, let's go back to the first plan.
All right, listen!
All right! It's time for the Bruce to let the rocket loose!
All right. I'll call the C.O.
All right. Okay?
All that Buck Rogers stuff they talk about.
All up and down the east coast.
Along the eastern aboard from Canada to the Carolinas
Along with the Xfinity stock car.
And alerting the world to a new, terrifying threat,
And as of now, we're hearing
And at a safe distance, detonate it,
And do you know anything about the nature of these shark storms?
And don't worry about
And forming into a
And friends?
And give this old clunker a big, you know, kick in the butt.
And he could help us out.
And he will be here today onsite
And here is my card, and call me, okay?
And his family seem to always survive just fine.
And I know you could take care of yourself,
And I want to be the one to tell it,
And I'll find you afterwards, I promise.
And I'm ready to leave the shuttle.
And I'm the Easter Bunny. Y'all better move along
And it's gonna get stronger,
And it's not a pretty one.
And keep her in one piece.
And launch Independence. You'll be fine.
And look. This one...
And me.
And orderly fashion! Do you understand?
And recommends residents
And she wanted to be here, but it's kind of hard for her
And since he's letting you take Old Bessy up,
And size
And take these sharks with them
And take this Mystery Machine with you.
And tell him I'm here to see him?
And that cities up and down the eastern seaboard
And that means pfft. I understand that.
And that's because, for the first time,
And the engine combined could produce enough heat.
And the man with the chainsaw,
And then step over here... Thank you.
And then we need to give these storms a place to go
And then, of course, in size.
And they're growing in size.
And this one...
And to stand by for evacuation orders.
And we are covering the destruction and mayhem
And we can't always assume that you're gonna be the one
And we thought that this storm had passed.
And when I do, I'm never gonna leave you again.
And when they do, it's gonna destroy everything.
And where is he?
And wherever he goes, he destroys.
And you didn't even tell me!
And you don't have one to find your daughter?
And you.
And you're gonna use that to dissipate the storm,
And, uh, it was very good,
And, uh, rocks leather like no one I've ever met.
And, um, I know your wife wrote a book,
And, um, my tracking app showed that you were close.
ANNOUNCER: Of course, the weather
ANNOUNCER: The sharknado has completely devastated the entire eastern seaboard.
Another child with April.
Any idea where we are?
Anyway, I gotta check the data.
Anyway, your dad sent me to give this to you.
Apparently, the storms
Approaching Daytona.
April Dawn Wexler Shepard!
April, are you okay?
April, my car died.
April, no!
April, there are sharks in the shuttle!
April, you good?
APRIL: I could have saved him.
APRIL: I think we need Nova. All right.
April!
April! April, where are you?!
April! Fin!
April's due any day. I was on my way to Orlando
Are being put on red alert today.
Are getting dangerously close together.
Are they growing in size?
Are those sharks falling?
Are we back on for launch? Yep.
Are you crazy? We can't go out there.
Are you gonna be here soon?
Are you here?
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you sure your friend's inside?
As big as New York or Los Angeles?
As long as it's healthy and I'm there when it's born,
At the 80% fuel capacity level,
At the right moment and find a hole in the wall.
Awesome. Great.
Awesome. Yay! Great. Okay, good.
BABS: Have fun.
BABS: So you enjoy it?
BABS: You can't take those cars!
Baby, what are you doing up here?
Be careful, okay?!
Be safe. Good luck.
Be your own person.
Because I knew you would talk me out of it.
Because we are not done yet!
Before he deployed.
Besides, your husband should be here.
Billy, no! No! No.
BILLY: Hey, look at that. Pretty cool, huh?
Billy!
Billy.
Biometeorology is not really an exact science yet.
Bonjour, Rene!
Both destroyed by the worst sharknado this country has seen
Boy or girl?
Boy, have you changed.
Brad Keselowski's stock car
Brian "Jonesy" Jones, NASA Administrator, meet my son Finlay.
BRUCE: Here he comes again!
But a massive sharknado wall
But at the end of the day,
But here's what we know.
But I can sense these storms now,
But I just heard this trough is moving into Florida,
But I saw a formation about 50 miles ahead.
But I wouldn't want to fight a shark.
But I've been working on it almost my entire career.
But it's still very premature.
But multiple pockets of sharknadoes developing
But no one knows for sure. It's still premature.
But now I'm looked upon as a beacon of hope,
But she's supersonic.
But the collateral damage that the tornadoes made themselves
But this isn't a simulator.
But understand... Okay, let's talk names.
But we're not leaving. No.
But what? We're not ready.
But you are the ones to pull this off.
But you can call me Colonel.
But you know the flights are grounded.
But you know what the most common thing regular sharks eat is?
But you will have to target the weapons from your console.
But you, you have a great story to tell,
But you'll get used to it, the spotlight.
But you're playing ninja for two now, okay,
But, uh, we need to reactivate
By the way, we're just having a...
By way of a thank you
Bye, little growing thing. Have fun.
Called for an immediate evacuation
Can it do that?
Can there be such a thing?
Can you please get him on the phone
Can you radio ahead? Right. Copy.
Can't believe Fin's going up in that shuttle.
Can't?
Careful. Slow down.
Charles Shepard? I read somewhere
Cities are emptying out.
Claud? Yeah.
Claudia, I was worried sick about you.
Claudia!
Claudia.
Colonel Shepard is attempting EVA to reach the SDI satellite
Colonel Shepard make it in yet?
Colonel Shepard,
Colonel Shepard, We're about to initiate the launch sequence.
Colonel, there's a thousand things that can go wrong.
Colonel, this is Director Regina.
COLONEL: Almost have it. There!
COLONEL: Fin, get up here now!
COLONEL: Fin! They're starting the countdown!
COLONEL: I've reached the rocket pack,
COLONEL: She's clearing the path.
COLONEL: Son, we gotta go now.
COLONEL: Veering off course! Veering off course!
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on! Give me a gun!
Come on, let's go!
Come on, Mom. Let's go.
Come on, Mr. President.
Come on, we've got to get you suited up!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on! [ grunts ]
Come on! Get it! Get it!
Come on! I'm almost done! We gotta go! Come on!
Come on! The storm isn't over!
Come on! They're gonna launch.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Come with me.
Come on. Here we go.
Come on. Let's go get Claudia and Jess.
Come on. You're cute. Come on.
COMPUTER: Warning. Warning.
Computers do most of the work.
Continues to be downright apocalyptic,
Copy? Colonel Shepard?
Could be worse. Could be zombies.
Could destroy the entire east coast.
D.C. isn't safe. What?
Dad, I need your help.
Dad, it's Fin.
Dad.
Damn it!
Damn it!
Damn you! All of you!
Damn.
Did we get it?
Did you dye your hair to make a statement?
Didn't seem to work.
Director Regina, the sharknado wall is moving in.
DIRECTOR: Colonel Shepard, you need to fire this now.
Divulging classified information
Do me a favor, huh?
Do not think it's a weather anomaly.
Do you want to meet your son?
Doesn't mean it's not coming to an end.
Don't believe everything you hear.
Don't go being a hero, Nova.
Don't leave me hanging.
Don't let any sharks hit it.
Don't let go!
Don't make me angry.
Don't say it. I said nothing.
Don't want to live in his shadow.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry, son.
Don't worry!
Eating popcorn!
Ellen and the kids?
Especially about New York.
Every last one of them!
Every shark in the world must be flying around out there.
Every time a northeaster comes off the Atlantic,
Everybody ready?
Everyone knows the space shuttles are retired,
Everywhere he goes, destruction follows.
Eww. I knew a Brittany once. She was horrible.
Except, "Happy birthday."
Excuse me
Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen.
Excuse me! Wait!
Excuse me. Excuse me. I'm sorry to let you know
Failsafe, remember! Okay.
Fin says you work at NASA.
Fin Shepard!
Fin Shepard?
Fin Shepard.
Fin, are you there?
Fin, Claudia!
Fin, come back here!
Fin, come back! We can get home!
Fin, come with us. This man is not cleared!
Fin, hey, I've been wanting to show you this.
Fin, I got a surprise for you, buddy...
Fin, something hit us!
Fin, we could really use your help.
Fin, we got some trouble here.
Fin, you old surf bum.
FIN: Give me a gun! Can't do that!
FIN: Great, fognado.
FIN: Martin. Sidekick to the rescue.
FIN: Mission Control, find Nova!
FIN: Not yet. Not yet.
FIN: That's how.
FIN: There's a storm coming. I can feel it.
FIN: We need to make a hole in the wall.
Fin!
Fin!
Fin!
Fin!
Fin! Fin, stop!
Fin! Fin! Don't do that again.
Fin...
Finley, I can see why she loves yo
Finley, where have you been?
Fish.
Five degrees port!
Flaps. Check.
Flight suits in the back. Come on.
Flying in space?
Follow me, and stay close!
Following the violent storm
For long periods of time.
For saving countless lives
For the front row experience.
For the mid Atlantic region of the east coast.
For this one, it involves letting the storms merge first.
For this to work, we gotta blast off
FRANK: This is the "Heidi and Frank Show,"
Friends are supposed to look out for each other, right?
From the people of the city of New York,
Front of the line express passes for you.
Front of the line.
Front row seat!
Fun, right?
Fun, right? Yeah.
General Gottlieb is a personal friend of mine.
General, I need a plane.
General.
Get back down to Mission Control!
Get clear!
Get down!
Get in a little trouble.
Get in the globe!
Get out of the pool! Get out of the pool now!
Get ready. We only have 10 seconds
Get to the Globe! The Globe!
Gil.
Gilbert Grayson Shepard,
Gilbert, I got your message. Are you crazy?
Gilbert, listen.
Gilbert.
Give me your hand!
Give these wings to the baby...
Give us enough room to collapse it.
Glad you're okay, Mom.
Go ahead. Get out of here. Excuse me.
Go ahead. Try it.
Go ahead. What?
Go for main engine start.
Go grab a gun!
Go, Mr. President! We have to get out of here!
Go! Get in the plane! Hurry, go!
Go! Go, go, go, go, go!
God bless America.
Good luck!
Good time. good ol' time.
Got sucked up right into the sky.
Gotta love best friends. Yep.
Gun? What do I do with this thing?
Guys, we have a little problem!
Hail to the Chief.
Half the nation's population is retreating to shelters.
Hang on tight!
Hang on, Mr. Shepard!
Hang on!
Hang on! Hang on!
Has issued a significant weather advisory
Have a good time!
Have fun, guys.
Have you ever met someone who survived a sharknado?
Have you guys seen my daughter?
Have you seen my daughter?
Have you seen my daughter?
Have you seen my daughter?
Have you seen my daughter? She's 18.
Have you seen what's going on outside?
He didn't tell you yet?
He helps maintain the Beast.
He knew that.
He produced two plans, but I don't think
He's fine. What about you? It's all good
He's just making it up as he goes along.
He's kinda cute.
He's never even flown the sim.
He's what?
Heh. You're going out in space, aren't you?
HEIDI: Traffic continues to be at a standstill on I 95.
Hell, yeah.
Hello, sir.
Helmets on.
Help me!
Her fate will be revealed in Sharknado 4
Here at Universal Orlando, just ask for Babs.
Here we go!
Here. Time to clean up.
Hey, baby. Sorry I didn't call sooner.
Hey, check this out.
Hey, Dad. I take it O'Malley's is closed.
Hey, Fin.
Hey, I am the Chief of Staff!
Hey, is that a shark?
Hey, no running. No running.
Hey, Nova...
Hey, sweetie. APRIL: Fin, are you okay?
Hey, there's a fighter on the airstrip out there.
Hey, um, I've been meaning to tell you,
Hey, what are you doing here?
Hey, where you going?! Wait for me!
Hey! [ screams ]
Hey! Hi.
Hey! Your phone!
Hi! You must be Claudia Shepard.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi. Welcome to Universal Orlando Resort.
Home.
Hotter than the surface of the sun.
How 'bout June?
How 'bout that? Alligator.
How are we gonna get to Cape Canaveral?
How are you so good at that?
How can they survive in a tornado?
How can they survive in space?
How could both our phones be wrong?
How do I fit in?
How do you do it, Fin?
How do you know?
How do you see the role of social media assisting...
How soon can you get in touch with National Weather Service?
How'd you know where I was?
Huh. You're a hero, dad.
Hurry up! Get in the chair, and buckle up!
I always do.
I am not leaving you and my grandchild.
I am so sorry about that.
I assume you know how to fly.
I blame one Fin Shepard. It seems like
I can fly.
I can handle this myself.
I can help!
I can make that happen.
I can't believe I'm saying this,
I can't believe you're doing this,
I can't find her. She's not here.
I can't hold it, Fin!
I could ask.
I could be wrong.
I didn't think I was gonna make it.
I didn't want our first date to be like this!
I don't blame the sharks on this destruction.
I don't know whether to be impressed or concerned.
I don't know. Maybe she's up here. I gotta go.
I feel for the sharks, but they're wrecking
I got a plan.
I got into some trouble on the road.
I gotta get you in there right now.
I gotta go find her. Okay, listen.
I guess you're used to that sort of stuff.
I guessed. Lucas Stevens.
I have a thousand questions,
I have some connections over at the N.W.S.
I have to find Claudia.
I have your things. Thank you.
I hear you want to do
I just cleared him! Let's go!
I just got dizzy with all that tumbling.
I know how this is gonna sound,
I know it sounds stupid,
I know this is a last minute call up,
I know what I'm doing.
I know you helped design the flight systems,
I know! I know!
I know. I love you.
I like her.
I like the name Brittany.
I lost a friend in New York last year.
I lost my friend Skye in that storm.
I love you, andma y.
I love you.
I love you.
I made some modifications of my own.
I mean, I got swallowed whole.
I need a startup sequence.
I need First Street Southeast cleared now!
I need to speak to the N.W.S.
I need to speak with Major Rene Joubert.
I promise.
I really hate sharks.
I rented a car. I had to improvise.
I rented a car. Martin's on his way to New York.
I see it. It's right there.
I think about my family.
I think he has a crush on me.
I think he has a plan,
I think I'd like to name him after my dad.
I think we're
I think we're gonna start calling it the Feast Coast,
I think you should take a look at this.
I think you're gonna love
I think you're gonna make a great father this time.
I thought we have work to do. I mean,
I understand, Rene.
I wanna ask you, and there's...
I want a cocktail.
I want everyone to listen to me! We're shutting down the ride,
I was I was kidding.
I was getting worried.
I was in the astronaut program.
I was inside the belly of the beast!
I worry. Is this gonna be the big one?
I'd get you to an airport,
I'll be all right.
I'll do no such thing.
I'll look out for him. Appreciate that.
I'll surprise you tomorrow, though.
I'll take care of it! The Beast can handle this.
I'll take you to the General.
I'll try to clear it up for you.
I'll work on that.
I'm 18.
I'm a Shepard!
I'm about to get on the last transport.
I'm Agent Devoreaux, office of the President.
I'm almost there, Fin.
I'm as qualified as anyone.
I'm attempting to reconnect.
I'm coming back,
I'm counting on you to complete the countdown process
I'm Fin Shepard!
I'm Fin's brother in law...
I'm going to use the OMS thrusters
I'm gonna go get some help.
I'm gonna kill all of 'em,
I'm gonna lose my job! [ sighs ]
I'm gonna take your dad so we can prep the shuttle.
I'm good.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just saying it's okay to ask for a little help.
I'm just taking my license.
I'm living my dream.
I'm Matt Lauer, along with Savannah Guthrie.
I'm not an astronaut. That's my dad's gig.
I'm not gonna risk other peoples' lives with our plan.
I'm not good, but save yourself.
I'm not thinking about the sharks.
I'm out! So am I!
I'm so sorry I got you into this!
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry, Dad.
I'm sorry, Tom. I've got to go.
I'm sorry. There's been no word on the Colonel.
I'm the good looking one.
I'm where I always wanted to be.
I'm with the Secret Service now. It's not looking good.
I've been shot down over Da Nang, flamed out over Kuwait.
I've been tracking all this activity since L.A.
I've done this before!
I've done this many times before. Heh.
I've got one last plane to be still taken.
I've got over 100 hours in a T 38,
I've got visual on the shuttle.
I've gotta get you out of here, Madam Vice President.
I've gotta go.
I've never seen anything like that before.
If I can do this, maybe we get some peace.
If I turn around, are you gonna surprise me?
If the storm heads south, it's gonna get warmer,
If there's some top secret classified shuttle,
If these sharknadoes merge,
If this shuttle exists,
If we drop it into the funnel high enough
If we fire that thing directly into the storm,
If you really wanted to find me, you could have.
In a little situation, huh?
In all of the country, Mr. Shepard,
In both New York and Los Angeles,
In fact, sharknadoes have now been reported
In fact, we all need your help.
In the eye to equalize the pressure,
Inbound with the package.
Independence, acknowledge!
Independence, Control.
Independence, this is Houston.
Independence, we are picking up storm activity.
Internet's gonna go down.
Is collecting speed
Is General Gottlieb still the commanding officer here?
Is headed directly for Washington, D.C.
Is it strong enough to survive a storm
Is now reporting that a massive tropical storm
Is this gonna be one we can't contain?
Is tracking the tropical depression
It appears that they are,
It came out of nowhere.
It comes with a lot of responsibility, Fin,
It didn't work. The storm wall is still there.
It is my great honor
It just means I gotta go outside
It looks like there's not one incident,
It may not work. Now, you're gonna be a new dad.
It might not work is exactly why I have to go.
It now appears, though, there is a lot more trouble brewing.
It reads like she's right here!
It should ionize the water vapor,
It won't be over until we figure out
It'd be like a column of flame that would dissipate the storm.
It'll dissipate the storm,
It's a family full of crazy maniacs!
It's an old one. We call her Bessy.
It's been great working with all of you.
It's fine. He called last night, didn't he?
It's gonna be a surprise.
It's gonna be me and my son. That's it, me and my son.
It's good to see you again, Fin.
It's hard to get your arms around what's happening,
It's heavier than I thought it would be.
It's her you want by your side.
It's here. Let's walk.
It's kind of crazy, huh?
It's like riding a bike.
It's my job to protect her!
It's nice to meet you.
It's not space I'm worried about.
It's not working.
It's offline. We can't connect.
It's okay, pal.
It's okay, son.
It's okay. I'm used to it.
It's probably why I didn't get into space until now.
It's still going straight to voice mail.
It's the only reason I'm alive.
It's the sharks.
It's ti Aah!
It's true. It's fine.
It's working! Son, it's working!
Jacksonville has been hit!
Jess!
Jonesy? Shepard here.
Just ask her to call me Colonel, okay?
Just because it's raining sharks and not frogs
Just don't die, okay?
Just kill them all, shoot, bang! Look.
Just promise you'll be careful,
Just put your phone and your purses
Kind of like me.
Knowing Fin,
L now
Ladies and gentlemen,
Ladies and gentlemen, for his heroic actions
Ladies and gentlemen, I was in New York, too.
LAUNCH DIRECTOR: Abort! Abort!
Let me guess. Nova.
Let me take it! I can land it!
Let us bring you up to speed. We're in Washington, D.C.,
Let's do it. Nova.
Let's do this! Right behind you, buddy!
Let's get the hell out of here.
Let's go on the ride.
Let's go!
Let's go! Come on!
Let's go! Come on!
Let's go! Out! Sir, they're everywhere!
Let's go.
Let's go. Okay.
Let's hit it!
Let's just go.
Let's make this one work.
License plates, sneakers,
Living on the edge, eh, Nova?
Look, I passed your message
Look, I think this is where you found me.
Look, I'm really okay.
Look, we've only got Independence
Looks good, Sergeant Warren.
Looks like the rules have changed.
Lose the external fuel tank to get into orbit.
Love the new hair, by the way.
Lucas: Great, send it over
Lucas!
Lucas! Oh, my God!
Ma'am, your bird's all gassed up.
Madam Vice President,
Make arrangements to evacuate if necessary.
MAN: Come on. It's safer inside.
MAN: I have intel on that big storm you were asking about...
Martin, you all right? We're fine!
MARTIN: Come on, hurry!
Matt.
Maverick is on the move to P.E.O.C.
Maybe the sharks will help with the aliens.
Maybe you could talk to your friend, the President,
MEDIC: Hey, we got to go.
Merging sharknadoes?
Millions of people are gonna die.
Mine. These storms are getting more frequent,
Mini trampolines, anything they swallow in the ocean.
Mission Control, releasing now.
Mission Control. Colonel Shepard.
Mm hmm.
Mom, I love you.
Mom, I need you to go somewhere safe.
Mom! Dad!
Mom's worried about you. Hope you called her first.
More sharks! Sharks!
Move, move, move! Jess, come on!
Move! Let's move!
Move! Move! Move!
Mr. Benchley. Fin!
Mr. Fin. The General speaks very highly of you.
Mr. Officer, confirm staging a good solid rocket booster separation.
Mr. President, now.
Mr. President, Sir, Agent Webb is down. We're moving you to the bunker.
Mr. President, you all right?
Mr. Shepard, follow me, please?
Mr. Shepard, heard a lot about you.
Mr. Shepard, I'm Gary Martin Hayes, Chief of Staff.
Mr. Shepard, the President needs you right now!
Mr. Shepard, this literally is one of the most secure areas
Mrs. Officer. You know, earlier
My abnormally genius best friend,
My family's in Orlando.
My mom bumped her head!
My mom was right. About what?
My tracking app says she's right here.
N.W.S.? Yes.
NASA weather telemetry is locked on
NASA?
NASCAR.
Never once got into outer space.
Next time, we have to think these things through.
Nice to meet you. Heard your son's doing a tour.
Nice to see you, too, May.
No one else can get the job done like we can.
No, beautiful blue skies.
No, but my boy survived an alligator apocalypse.
No, Flo. We're good to go.
No, it's just beginning.
No, no, we're going this way. It's the quickest way south.
No, no. I'm going to Orlando. April's expecting me.
No, we'll send the National Guard
No, we're going alone.
No, we're not. You heard what he said.
No, you're not going anywhere!
No!
No!
No!
No. April, May, June?
No. Being your hero.

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