A little bit insane, bordering on savant,
A lot of it. She's quite obsessive,
A shark fell from the sky.
A symbol of change.
A twister's forming at one o'clock!
A whole career,
Aah!
Aah! [ screams ]
About a secret military shuttle.
About that, he's not prepared.
After all she's been through.
After the Daytona 500.
Afterwards, nothing was the same.
Ah, hell, where are the keys?!
Aliens?
All right, Gil,
All right, good. Good.
All right, here we go. [ screams ]
All right, I will.
All right, let's go back to the first plan.
All right, listen!
All right! It's time for the Bruce to let the rocket loose!
All right. I'll call the C.O.
All right. Okay?
All that Buck Rogers stuff they talk about.
All up and down the east coast.
Along the eastern aboard from Canada to the Carolinas
Along with the Xfinity stock car.
And alerting the world to a new, terrifying threat,
And as of now, we're hearing
And at a safe distance, detonate it,
And do you know anything about the nature of these shark storms?
And don't worry about
And forming into a
And friends?
And give this old clunker a big, you know, kick in the butt.
And he could help us out.
And he will be here today onsite
And here is my card, and call me, okay?
And his family seem to always survive just fine.
And I know you could take care of yourself,
And I want to be the one to tell it,
And I'll find you afterwards, I promise.
And I'm ready to leave the shuttle.
And I'm the Easter Bunny. Y'all better move along
And it's gonna get stronger,
And it's not a pretty one.
And keep her in one piece.
And launch Independence. You'll be fine.
And look. This one...
And me.
And orderly fashion! Do you understand?
And recommends residents
And she wanted to be here, but it's kind of hard for her
And since he's letting you take Old Bessy up,
And size
And take these sharks with them
And take this Mystery Machine with you.
And tell him I'm here to see him?
And that cities up and down the eastern seaboard
And that means pfft. I understand that.
And that's because, for the first time,
And the engine combined could produce enough heat.
And the man with the chainsaw,
And then step over here... Thank you.
And then we need to give these storms a place to go
And then, of course, in size.
And they're growing in size.
And this one...
And to stand by for evacuation orders.
And we are covering the destruction and mayhem
And we can't always assume that you're gonna be the one
And we thought that this storm had passed.
And when I do, I'm never gonna leave you again.
And when they do, it's gonna destroy everything.
And where is he?
And wherever he goes, he destroys.
And you didn't even tell me!
And you don't have one to find your daughter?
And you.
And you're gonna use that to dissipate the storm,
And, uh, it was very good,
And, uh, rocks leather like no one I've ever met.
And, um, I know your wife wrote a book,
And, um, my tracking app showed that you were close.
ANNOUNCER: Of course, the weather
ANNOUNCER: The sharknado has completely devastated the entire eastern seaboard.
Another child with April.
Any idea where we are?
Anyway, I gotta check the data.
Anyway, your dad sent me to give this to you.
Apparently, the storms
Approaching Daytona.
April Dawn Wexler Shepard!
April, are you okay?
April, my car died.
April, no!
April, there are sharks in the shuttle!
April, you good?
APRIL: I could have saved him.
APRIL: I think we need Nova. All right.
April!
April! April, where are you?!
April! Fin!
April's due any day. I was on my way to Orlando
Are being put on red alert today.
Are getting dangerously close together.
Are they growing in size?
Are those sharks falling?
Are we back on for launch? Yep.
Are you crazy? We can't go out there.
Are you gonna be here soon?
Are you here?
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you sure your friend's inside?
As big as New York or Los Angeles?
As long as it's healthy and I'm there when it's born,
At the 80% fuel capacity level,
At the right moment and find a hole in the wall.
Awesome. Great.
Awesome. Yay! Great. Okay, good.
BABS: Have fun.
BABS: So you enjoy it?
BABS: You can't take those cars!
Baby, what are you doing up here?
Be careful, okay?!
Be safe. Good luck.
Be your own person.
Because I knew you would talk me out of it.
Because we are not done yet!
Before he deployed.
Besides, your husband should be here.
Billy, no! No! No.
BILLY: Hey, look at that. Pretty cool, huh?
Billy!
Billy.
Biometeorology is not really an exact science yet.
Bonjour, Rene!
Both destroyed by the worst sharknado this country has seen
Boy or girl?
Boy, have you changed.
Brad Keselowski's stock car
Brian "Jonesy" Jones, NASA Administrator, meet my son Finlay.
BRUCE: Here he comes again!
But a massive sharknado wall
But at the end of the day,
But here's what we know.
But I can sense these storms now,
But I just heard this trough is moving into Florida,
But I saw a formation about 50 miles ahead.
But I wouldn't want to fight a shark.
But I've been working on it almost my entire career.
But it's still very premature.
But multiple pockets of sharknadoes developing
But no one knows for sure. It's still premature.
But now I'm looked upon as a beacon of hope,
But she's supersonic.
But the collateral damage that the tornadoes made themselves
But this isn't a simulator.
But understand... Okay, let's talk names.
But we're not leaving. No.
But what? We're not ready.
But you are the ones to pull this off.
But you can call me Colonel.
But you know the flights are grounded.
But you know what the most common thing regular sharks eat is?
But you will have to target the weapons from your console.
But you, you have a great story to tell,
But you'll get used to it, the spotlight.
But you're playing ninja for two now, okay,
But, uh, we need to reactivate
By the way, we're just having a...
By way of a thank you
Bye, little growing thing. Have fun.
Called for an immediate evacuation
Can it do that?
Can there be such a thing?
Can you please get him on the phone
Can you radio ahead? Right. Copy.
Can't believe Fin's going up in that shuttle.
Can't?
Careful. Slow down.
Charles Shepard? I read somewhere
Cities are emptying out.
Claud? Yeah.
Claudia, I was worried sick about you.
Claudia!
Claudia.
Colonel Shepard is attempting EVA to reach the SDI satellite
Colonel Shepard make it in yet?
Colonel Shepard,
Colonel Shepard, We're about to initiate the launch sequence.
Colonel, there's a thousand things that can go wrong.
Colonel, this is Director Regina.
COLONEL: Almost have it. There!
COLONEL: Fin, get up here now!
COLONEL: Fin! They're starting the countdown!
COLONEL: I've reached the rocket pack,
COLONEL: She's clearing the path.
COLONEL: Son, we gotta go now.
COLONEL: Veering off course! Veering off course!
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on! Give me a gun!
Come on, let's go!
Come on, Mom. Let's go.