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28 Days (2000) 28 Days is a 2000 American comedy-drama film directed by Betty Thomas. Starring Sandra Bullock in the lead

28 Days (2000)

28 Days is a 2000 American comedy-drama film directed by Betty Thomas. Starring Sandra Bullock in the lead role, it tells the story of Gwen Cummings, a New York City writer whose life takes a dramatic turn after a reckless incident during her sister's wedding. The film explores some heavy themes, while also offering a lighthearted and humorous perspective on addiction and recovery.

Sandra Bullock delivers a compelling performance as Gwen Cummings, a talented writer struggling with alcoholism and substance abuse. After ruining her sister's big day with a wild outburst, she finds herself facing a court-ordered 28-day stint in a rehabilitation program. Throughout her journey, Gwen meets a diverse group of fellow patients, including the charismatic Cornell (played by Steve Buscemi), the upbeat Gerhardt (Alan Tudyk), and the rebellious Andrea (Azura Skye).

The film delves into the challenges faced by those battling addiction, highlighting the importance of support, self-discovery, and personal growth. As Gwen navigates the highs and lows of rehab, she begins to confront her demons, question her choices, and ultimately find her own path to recovery. The script, penned by Susannah Grant, strikes a balance between deep emotional exploration and comedic moments, providing an honest and relatable portrayal of addiction and its impact on individuals and their relationships.

The supporting cast of 28 Days is equally impressive, with notable performances from Dominic West as Jasper, Gwen's love interest, and Elizabeth Perkins as her caring and understanding counselor at the rehab facility. The chemistry amongst the ensemble cast helps to bring depth and authenticity to the story, allowing the audience to connect with the characters' struggles and triumphs on a personal level.

The film's soundtrack plays a pivotal role in enhancing the emotional tone and atmosphere of the story. Composed by Richard Gibbs, the music amplifies key moments, capturing the introspective and introspective nature of Gwen's journey. From reflective acoustic tracks to energetic pop-infused tunes, the soundtrack provides a diverse range of sounds that complement the film's narrative arc.

If you are interested in immersing yourself in the emotions and sounds of 28 Days, you can play and download the soundtrack here. Whether you are drawn to powerful ballads that tug at the heartstrings or energetic tracks that inspire a sense of hope and resilience, the film's soundtrack offers a captivating musical experience.

28 Days is a thought-provoking and entertaining film that delves into the complexities of addiction, recovery, and personal transformation. With its talented cast, heartfelt performances, and a memorable soundtrack, this movie has lasting impact. It serves as a reminder that even in the darkest of times, there is always hope, and that true change and growth are possible for those willing to embark on the journey of self-discovery.

A cake store.
A cake store.
A day's just a thing to get through
A day's just a thing to get through
A jackhammer?
A jackhammer?
A journal l want you to write in every day.
A journal l want you to write in every day.
A little quiet contest?
A little quiet contest?
A show doesn't stay on the air for 1 8 years for being stupid.
A show doesn't stay on the air for 1 8 years for being stupid.
A tiny IittIe cIuster of brain tumors.
A tiny IittIe cIuster of brain tumors.
AA Big Book, some worksheets.
AA Big Book, some worksheets.
About last night, l really think you should tell somebody.
About last night, l really think you should tell somebody.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Abstaining? lnteresting.
Abstaining? lnteresting.
AII the boys and girIs
AII the boys and girIs
AIways tomorrow
AIways tomorrow
Alcohol, cocaine, Percodan, heroin, glue?
Alcohol, cocaine, Percodan, heroin, glue?
All anyone wants from rehab's a good coked out star story.
All anyone wants from rehab's a good coked out star story.
All gone.
All gone.
All right, come on.
All right, come on.
All right, everybody. Now, circle up.
All right, everybody. Now, circle up.
All right, look, Cornell, just give me a pill...
All right, look, Cornell, just give me a pill...
All right, Mr. Ed, just pick up your stupid foot.
All right, Mr. Ed, just pick up your stupid foot.
All right, then.
All right, then.
All right!
All right!
All right.
All right.
All right. l got no problem getting out of here. l'll do this.
All right. l got no problem getting out of here. l'll do this.
All right. Okay, well, that's a good start.
All right. Okay, well, that's a good start.
All you've done since you got here is sit around while the rest of us work.
All you've done since you got here is sit around while the rest of us work.
An electrical thingy. And just, explosion
An electrical thingy. And just, explosion
An eyelash curler.
An eyelash curler.
And arms
And arms
And as I'm Iying there, wondering what happens next...
And as I'm Iying there, wondering what happens next...
And ask for help. lt's always there.
And ask for help. lt's always there.
And be alone, and, you know, in a room without....
And be alone, and, you know, in a room without....
And believe me, l'll know if you're using.
And believe me, l'll know if you're using.
And everybody does.
And everybody does.
And he aIways had Some mighty fine wine
And he aIways had Some mighty fine wine
And he aIways had Some mighty fine wine
And he aIways had Some mighty fine wine
And he's from Oklahoma.
And he's from Oklahoma.
And I did this day after day after night after night.
And I did this day after day after night after night.
And I just can't stop thinking, you see
And I just can't stop thinking, you see
And it said:
And it said:
And it's really sort of helped me stay sober...
And it's really sort of helped me stay sober...
And it's up to somebody else.
And it's up to somebody else.
And l don't have a brother. But l have sisters.
And l don't have a brother. But l have sisters.
And l feel that....
And l feel that....
And l guess...
And l guess...
And l warned you about them. Pack your bags by morning.
And l warned you about them. Pack your bags by morning.
And l'd get that feeling.
And l'd get that feeling.
And l'm, you know, a patron of the arts, and diseases and cures and stuff.
And l'm, you know, a patron of the arts, and diseases and cures and stuff.
And Lily is very, very grown up.
And Lily is very, very grown up.
And make sweet Iove to you
And make sweet Iove to you
And maybe you don't know that...
And maybe you don't know that...
And my mother died when l was little too.
And my mother died when l was little too.
And my rule of thumb is, when you get home, get yourself a plant.
And my rule of thumb is, when you get home, get yourself a plant.
And now...
And now...
And others do it by getting wasted.
And others do it by getting wasted.
And she walks around...
And she walks around...
And sometimes you have to go on one part of the fork...
And sometimes you have to go on one part of the fork...
And that includes us.
And that includes us.
And that's the most important thing.
And that's the most important thing.
And then l would tell myself:
And then l would tell myself:
And then one night something happened.
And then one night something happened.
And then something would happen.
And then something would happen.
And they're like....
And they're like....
And we can have a totally different life. All right?
And we can have a totally different life. All right?
And what you'll think. You'll just
And what you'll think. You'll just
And when that happened, how did you feel?
And when that happened, how did you feel?
And you aII know what that feeIing is.
And you aII know what that feeIing is.
And you don't see me using that...
And you don't see me using that...
And you know that if anyone had a cIue...
And you know that if anyone had a cIue...
And you know, people make mistakes.
And you know, people make mistakes.
And you think, ''Damn. l gotta get that little ball in there?''
And you think, ''Damn. l gotta get that little ball in there?''
And you're not with me.
And you're not with me.
And you're over here jumping to the huge serving fork...
And you're over here jumping to the huge serving fork...
And, boy, I did it.
And, boy, I did it.
Andrea D., mail pickup at the Parker cabin, main room.
Andrea D., mail pickup at the Parker cabin, main room.
Andrea, does the phrase ''in confidence'' mean anything?
Andrea, does the phrase ''in confidence'' mean anything?
Andrea, this is Gwen.
Andrea, this is Gwen.
Andrea's ''one more time'' was what killed her.
Andrea's ''one more time'' was what killed her.
Anonymous strangers thinking l'm bad news, that's not funny.
Anonymous strangers thinking l'm bad news, that's not funny.
Another time. lt's all right.
Another time. lt's all right.
Anything else?
Anything else?
Anyway, l guess one night while he was scraping that tube to his stomach...
Anyway, l guess one night while he was scraping that tube to his stomach...
Are we all fixed now?
Are we all fixed now?
Are you aII right?
Are you aII right?
Are you coming?
Are you coming?
Are you dense? Did your mom drop you on your head?
Are you dense? Did your mom drop you on your head?
At rehab.
At rehab.
At the reception, she gets up...
At the reception, she gets up...
Attention aII patients. Tonight's Iecture:
Attention aII patients. Tonight's Iecture:
B minus.
B minus.
Be specific, Traci. What was fun?
Be specific, Traci. What was fun?
Be very, very quiet.
Be very, very quiet.
Be very, very quiet. l'm hiding.
Be very, very quiet. l'm hiding.
Beat you.
Beat you.
Because I knew that they couIdn't be haIf as bad as not using.
Because I knew that they couIdn't be haIf as bad as not using.
Because if you're not having fun....
Because if you're not having fun....
Because l don't feel like talking about it.
Because l don't feel like talking about it.
Because l've heard so many people here say, ''l just want to use one more time.''
Because l've heard so many people here say, ''l just want to use one more time.''
Because no way should she be here.
Because no way should she be here.
Because she can't sit still, you know?
Because she can't sit still, you know?
Because they cover it up.
Because they cover it up.
Because what kind of person just jumps out of a window, you know?
Because what kind of person just jumps out of a window, you know?
Because when you let go of the ball...
Because when you let go of the ball...
Becomes the head.
Becomes the head.
Been here long?
Been here long?
Better. But you nutted the batter...
Better. But you nutted the batter...
Betty, where's the love?
Betty, where's the love?
Betty, you gotta get me a new roommate. He stinks.
Betty, you gotta get me a new roommate. He stinks.
Bitch.
Bitch.
Bus is here.
Bus is here.
But at Ieast dreams end
But at Ieast dreams end
But Darian didn't know that when she found out about the gambling.
But Darian didn't know that when she found out about the gambling.
But I heIped him drink his wine
But I heIped him drink his wine
But I heIped him drink his wine
But I heIped him drink his wine
But it wasn't. lt was a 4 year old lawn jockey.
But it wasn't. lt was a 4 year old lawn jockey.
But it's just that, you know, if l'm gonna really
But it's just that, you know, if l'm gonna really
But just because somebody proposes, that don't mean you have to say yes.
But just because somebody proposes, that don't mean you have to say yes.
But l do know that he is dangerous for you.
But l do know that he is dangerous for you.
But l don't have a problem. l don't have health problems.
But l don't have a problem. l don't have health problems.
But there's always a fork in the road at some point.
But there's always a fork in the road at some point.
But you needed it. Didn't you?
But you needed it. Didn't you?
But, dear God, the tiny clusters of tumors in my brain.
But, dear God, the tiny clusters of tumors in my brain.
Bye, Jasper.
Bye, Jasper.
Bye.
Bye.
Cake store. Cake store. Cake store.
Cake store. Cake store. Cake store.
Can I Go Home Now?''
Can I Go Home Now?''
Can l have the key to the men's room?
Can l have the key to the men's room?
Can l help you?
Can l help you?
Can we talk about something else?
Can we talk about something else?
Can you get stuff, or is it, like...?
Can you get stuff, or is it, like...?
Can you go a little faster, please?
Can you go a little faster, please?
Can't believe this is the advice l'm getting.
Can't believe this is the advice l'm getting.
Can't force it.
Can't force it.
Care to weigh in?
Care to weigh in?
CAs and NAs meet tomorrow...
CAs and NAs meet tomorrow...
Celebrate with us. We got a monster table going in the back.
Celebrate with us. We got a monster table going in the back.
Charm Blossom, this really isn't necessary.
Charm Blossom, this really isn't necessary.
Chocolate. Heroin addict.
Chocolate. Heroin addict.
Cirrhosis is the ninth leading cause of death in the United States...
Cirrhosis is the ninth leading cause of death in the United States...
Cocaine.
Cocaine.
CoDA starts at 8 p.m. in B.
CoDA starts at 8 p.m. in B.
Coke and sex.
Coke and sex.
Collected money for the poor little homeless children at the church bazaar.
Collected money for the poor little homeless children at the church bazaar.
Come here a second.
Come here a second.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come on, baby. We all want that.
Come on, baby. We all want that.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Give me a couple. l'll pick one.
Come on. Give me a couple. l'll pick one.
Cornell Shaw for Clancy, please.
Cornell Shaw for Clancy, please.
Couldn't stink more if he were dead.
Couldn't stink more if he were dead.
Custody of my kids.
Custody of my kids.
Dad, we need a napkin or something.
Dad, we need a napkin or something.
Daniel, wow.
Daniel, wow.
Darian, it Iooks Iike I may be carrying FaIcon's chiId.
Darian, it Iooks Iike I may be carrying FaIcon's chiId.
Darian, your lover...
Darian, your lover...
Darian? Darian?
Darian? Darian?
Decaf.
Decaf.
Deirdre, darling, l have some bad news.
Deirdre, darling, l have some bad news.
Did you think it was a pretty wedding? l did.
Did you think it was a pretty wedding? l did.
Did you water it?
Did you water it?
Do l know these people?
Do l know these people?
Do me that one courtesy, because l'm not that, either.
Do me that one courtesy, because l'm not that, either.
Do people actually get stuff here, or is it...?
Do people actually get stuff here, or is it...?
Do something!
Do something!
Do what?
Do what?
Do you always use insight to disarm your new recruits?
Do you always use insight to disarm your new recruits?
Do you have plans for dinner?
Do you have plans for dinner?
Do you know what's missing?
Do you know what's missing?
Do you want them?
Do you want them?
Doesn't it hurt?
Doesn't it hurt?
Don't be a jerk.
Don't be a jerk.
Don't call me ''pal.''
Don't call me ''pal.''
Don't drink, go to meetings, find a sponsor, ask for help.
Don't drink, go to meetings, find a sponsor, ask for help.
Don't drink, go to meetings, find a sponsor, ask for help.
Don't drink, go to meetings, find a sponsor, ask for help.
Don't ever be someone's slogan, because you are poetry.
Don't ever be someone's slogan, because you are poetry.
Don't forget tonight's Iecture at 8:30:
Don't forget tonight's Iecture at 8:30:
Don't grab it, don't grab it. Look at it, look at it.
Don't grab it, don't grab it. Look at it, look at it.
Don't let them tell you there's something wrong with you! You're fine!
Don't let them tell you there's something wrong with you! You're fine!
Don't miss tonight's Iecture: ''Is God An AIcohoIic?''
Don't miss tonight's Iecture: ''Is God An AIcohoIic?''
Don't worry about Daniel.
Don't worry about Daniel.
Don't worry about Darian. I tucked her into bed hours ago.
Don't worry about Darian. I tucked her into bed hours ago.
Don't worry. l'll replace it.
Don't worry. l'll replace it.
Dreams might be pretend
Dreams might be pretend
Drugs, women. l mean, just leap before you think.
Drugs, women. l mean, just leap before you think.
Drunk men stagger, drunk men faII Drunk men swear and that's not aII
Drunk men stagger, drunk men faII Drunk men swear and that's not aII
Eddie Boone, checking in.
Eddie Boone, checking in.
Eddie, where's your car, man? l bet it's really cool!
Eddie, where's your car, man? l bet it's really cool!
Eddie, you surprise me.
Eddie, you surprise me.
Elaine, look.
Elaine, look.
Elizabeth Taylor, weeping in group about how she never felt beautiful.
Elizabeth Taylor, weeping in group about how she never felt beautiful.
Evelyn. Don't you recognize the hat?
Evelyn. Don't you recognize the hat?
Even a pain in the ass needs...
Even a pain in the ass needs...
Even when she was a mess, you know, the world noticed her.
Even when she was a mess, you know, the world noticed her.
Everybody hurts everybody. lt's the human condition!
Everybody hurts everybody. lt's the human condition!
Everyone l've told has laughed really hard.
Everyone l've told has laughed really hard.
Everyone was losing their minds.
Everyone was losing their minds.
Everything else.
Everything else.
Everything has to be different.
Everything has to be different.
Excellent idea.
Excellent idea.
Excellent work. Really excellent work.
Excellent work. Really excellent work.
Excellent work. That was really good sharing. l really enjoyed that.
Excellent work. That was really good sharing. l really enjoyed that.
Except for the Vickodin, which will be flushed.
Except for the Vickodin, which will be flushed.
Excuse me, sir.
Excuse me, sir.
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
Excuse me. Talking.
Excuse me. Talking.
Fair enough. We done?
Fair enough. We done?
Family sessions.
Family sessions.
Fast and alive. Alive, all right?
Fast and alive. Alive, all right?
Find a cab! Taxi!
Find a cab! Taxi!
Fire!
Fire!
Folks, the definition of insanity...
Folks, the definition of insanity...
For 28 boring days
For 28 boring days
For driving drunk, hitting a lawn jockey that could've been a 4 year old child?
For driving drunk, hitting a lawn jockey that could've been a 4 year old child?
For it won't be Iong
For it won't be Iong
For those of you who are new tonight...
For those of you who are new tonight...
For you.
For you.
Forget that, Mr. Rogers, you 1 2 stepping geek.
Forget that, Mr. Rogers, you 1 2 stepping geek.
Forget what my sign says!
Forget what my sign says!
From Santa Cruz.
From Santa Cruz.
Generally, people come to rehab not to get loaded.
Generally, people come to rehab not to get loaded.
Gerhardt?
Gerhardt?
Get a room.
Get a room.
Get an ambuIance. He has meIigioma astrocytroma.
Get an ambuIance. He has meIigioma astrocytroma.
Get away from these freaky people.
Get away from these freaky people.
Get back in your rooms!
Get back in your rooms!
Get out of here! Get out of here!
Get out of here! Get out of here!
Get up, get up, get up!
Get up, get up, get up!
Get your own.
Get your own.
Get your thumb out of that.
Get your thumb out of that.
Give it to her.
Give it to her.
Give us a couple of minutes. We'll be over.
Give us a couple of minutes. We'll be over.
Go back in your rooms!
Go back in your rooms!
Go. Go.
Go. Go.
God, grant me the serenity...
God, grant me the serenity...
God, it's so hard.
God, it's so hard.
God, l love afternoons like this.
God, l love afternoons like this.
God, l miss that.
God, l miss that.
Goober. Are you not talking to me right now?
Goober. Are you not talking to me right now?
Good morning!
Good morning!
Good night, Eddie.
Good night, Eddie.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good sharing, everybody.
Good sharing, everybody.
Good use of feeling words and all that. Give me more.
Good use of feeling words and all that. Give me more.
Good.
Good.
Grant me the serenity to...
Grant me the serenity to...
Great idea. Spread your negativity even further.
Great idea. Spread your negativity even further.
Great.
Great.
Great. Another thing l suck at.
Great. Another thing l suck at.
Guess what.
Guess what.
Guys, this is the soap opera that l watch.
Guys, this is the soap opera that l watch.
Guys, we gotta get home. Say goodbye now.
Guys, we gotta get home. Say goodbye now.
Guzzling Gwen!
Guzzling Gwen!
Guzzling Gwen.
Guzzling Gwen.
Gwen C., l'm Betty. Follow me.
Gwen C., l'm Betty. Follow me.
Gwen, did you get a sign? ''Confront me if l don't ask for help.''
Gwen, did you get a sign? ''Confront me if l don't ask for help.''
Gwen, don't be a slut. Back off, pal.
Gwen, don't be a slut. Back off, pal.
Gwen, just listening. Everybody, feeling words.
Gwen, just listening. Everybody, feeling words.
Gwen, l'll ruin it.
Gwen, l'll ruin it.
Gwen, what is it?
Gwen, what is it?
Gwen, you never mean anything.
Gwen, you never mean anything.
Gwen.
Gwen.
Gwennie?
Gwennie?
Hand them over. l know people, admit that.
Hand them over. l know people, admit that.
Hang on, l don't know about that.
Hang on, l don't know about that.
Happy traiIs to you
Happy traiIs to you
Have a drink. Have 20 drinks.
Have a drink. Have 20 drinks.
Have a great season, Eddie.
Have a great season, Eddie.
Have it on a roll.
Have it on a roll.
Haven't you ever seen a trach scar before?
Haven't you ever seen a trach scar before?
He brought champagne?
He brought champagne?
He doesn't know a thing about me! Neither do you all!
He doesn't know a thing about me! Neither do you all!
He doesn't understand what l'm doing here.
He doesn't understand what l'm doing here.
He had this thing where he'd pump his stomach so he wouldn't get a hangover.
He had this thing where he'd pump his stomach so he wouldn't get a hangover.
He lost his license after he killed that patient, but....
He lost his license after he killed that patient, but....
He makes a hell of a lot of money.
He makes a hell of a lot of money.
He was addicted to gambling...
He was addicted to gambling...
He'll get over it. Falcon will be back, better than ever.
He'll get over it. Falcon will be back, better than ever.
He'll just respond to how you feel. And your job is to clean his hoof.
He'll just respond to how you feel. And your job is to clean his hoof.
He's a patient here.
He's a patient here.
He's having brain clusters.
He's having brain clusters.
He's just self conscious about his neck because he did it to himself.
He's just self conscious about his neck because he did it to himself.
He's very sick.
He's very sick.
Hello, everybody. My name's Gwen.
Hello, everybody. My name's Gwen.
Hello, Gwen.
Hello, Gwen.
Hello, wake up!
Hello, wake up!
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here, give me that.
Here, give me that.
Here, have some cheese.
Here, have some cheese.
Here's five dollars. l don't plan on cleaning all week.
Here's five dollars. l don't plan on cleaning all week.
Hey, an intellectual.
Hey, an intellectual.
Hey, And?
Hey, And?
Hey, Andrea.
Hey, Andrea.
Hey, Daniel.
Hey, Daniel.
Hey, Falcon.
Hey, Falcon.
Hey, Gary, can l bum a cig?
Hey, Gary, can l bum a cig?
Hey, Gwen C.!
Hey, Gwen C.!
Hey, hey, what do you know?
Hey, hey, what do you know?
Hey, hey, what do you say?
Hey, hey, what do you say?
Hey, lady! Hey, lady, what are you doing?
Hey, lady! Hey, lady, what are you doing?
Hey, listen.
Hey, listen.
Hey, Marty.
Hey, Marty.
Hi, Cornell.
Hi, Cornell.
Hi, everybody.
Hi, everybody.
Hi, my name is CorneII.
Hi, my name is CorneII.
Hi, my name is CorneII.
Hi, my name is CorneII.
Hi.
Hi.
His beverage be the worst of whiskey Finest wine
His beverage be the worst of whiskey Finest wine
Hold it like an egg.
Hold it like an egg.
Hold on, hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
Hold on. You really talked to her?
Hold on. You really talked to her?
Honey, wake up.
Honey, wake up.
How and when can we do that? Not how, just when?
How and when can we do that? Not how, just when?
How do you do, Eddie from Oklahoma? l'm Jasper.
How do you do, Eddie from Oklahoma? l'm Jasper.
How do you know what l have to do? Have you ever left rehab?
How do you know what l have to do? Have you ever left rehab?
How do you think it made me feel?
How do you think it made me feel?
How does it work? l mean, how can you get stuff?
How does it work? l mean, how can you get stuff?
How l always felt around you?
How l always felt around you?
How you doing?
How you doing?
Hurry up!
Hurry up!
I didn't care about the consequences.
I didn't care about the consequences.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I drank, and I snorted...
I drank, and I snorted...
I Iove you.
I Iove you.
I never understood A singIe word he said
I never understood A singIe word he said
I never understood A singIe word he said
I never understood A singIe word he said
I shouId've picked that rehab in the city.
I shouId've picked that rehab in the city.
I woke up on a sidewaIk.
I woke up on a sidewaIk.
I woke up.
I woke up.
I'd rather be dreaming than Iiving
I'd rather be dreaming than Iiving
I'd throw away the cars And the bras and the war
I'd throw away the cars And the bras and the war
I'II be your friend
I'II be your friend
I'II heIp you carry on
I'II heIp you carry on
I'II teII you what I'd do
I'II teII you what I'd do
If I had known he was gonna save your Iife just to join it with his...
If I had known he was gonna save your Iife just to join it with his...
If I were the king of the worId
If I were the king of the worId
If we're together
If we're together
If you're broke bum or rich rake His dinner be it bread or cake
If you're broke bum or rich rake His dinner be it bread or cake
It'II be over in a minute.
It'II be over in a minute.
It's chances, not choices
It's chances, not choices
It's just another tiny cIuster.
It's just another tiny cIuster.
It's okay for you. You do that mound of cocaine.
It's okay for you. You do that mound of cocaine.
It's your daughter, Darian, Deirdre.
It's your daughter, Darian, Deirdre.
Jasper, do you ever shut up?
Jasper, do you ever shut up?
Jasper, see if you can dig up some Vicodin.
Jasper, see if you can dig up some Vicodin.
Jasper, this is...
Jasper, this is...
Jasper. What are you doing here?
Jasper. What are you doing here?
Jeremiah was a buIIfrog
Jeremiah was a buIIfrog
Jeremiah was a buIIfrog
Jeremiah was a buIIfrog
Jeremiah was a buIIfrog
Jeremiah was a buIIfrog
Joy to the fishes In the deep bIue sea
Joy to the fishes In the deep bIue sea
Joy to the worId
Joy to the worId
Joy to you and me
Joy to you and me
Just give it to her.
Just give it to her.
Just goodbye.
Just goodbye.
Just improvising. Go with it.
Just improvising. Go with it.
Just sing a song And bring the sunny....
Just sing a song And bring the sunny....
Just slap her real hard and she'll wake up.
Just slap her real hard and she'll wake up.
Just so you know, l wasn't...
Just so you know, l wasn't...
Just take it easy and keep it simple.
Just take it easy and keep it simple.
Keep smiIing untiI then
Keep smiIing untiI then
L always do that. l always do that.
L always do that. l always do that.
L am a drug addict, alcoholic, compulsive gambler/liar.
L am a drug addict, alcoholic, compulsive gambler/liar.
L am a pain in the ass.
L am a pain in the ass.
L am having a bad day!
L am having a bad day!
L am having the worst damn day of my whole damn life!
L am having the worst damn day of my whole damn life!
L am leaving. Might as well get ready.
L am leaving. Might as well get ready.
L am so sorry.
L am so sorry.
L am so tired by the way you people talk.
L am so tired by the way you people talk.
L bet you can't sit still and be quiet for one minute.
L bet you can't sit still and be quiet for one minute.
L brought it thinking, wrongly, this might be a romantic moment.
L brought it thinking, wrongly, this might be a romantic moment.
L can control the little things.
L can control the little things.
L can make this decision on my own, okay? l don't need your help.
L can make this decision on my own, okay? l don't need your help.
L can!
L can!
L can.
L can.
L can.
L can.
L can't breathe.
L can't breathe.
L could use your medical expertise, if you got a second.
L could use your medical expertise, if you got a second.
L did my hair.
L did my hair.
L did not kill it.
L did not kill it.
L didn't do that.
L didn't do that.
L didn't...
L didn't...
L don't even belong in here.
L don't even belong in here.
L don't even think he likes me.
L don't even think he likes me.
L don't feel fine these days either, and l think that's because we're apart.
L don't feel fine these days either, and l think that's because we're apart.
L don't feel fine.
L don't feel fine.
L don't feel niceness coming from you.
L don't feel niceness coming from you.
L don't feel that you are giving person.
L don't feel that you are giving person.
L don't know him.
L don't know him.
L don't know how much money l have in my account...
L don't know how much money l have in my account...
L don't know how to explain.
L don't know how to explain.
L don't know if he's just eating beef...
L don't know if he's just eating beef...
L don't know what this is! Get somebody!
L don't know what this is! Get somebody!
L don't know what you mean.
L don't know what you mean.
L don't know.
L don't know.
L don't know. l mean.... ''Well, how did he ask?''
L don't know. l mean.... ''Well, how did he ask?''
L don't know. l'm just trying to make my outsides match my insides, l guess.
L don't know. l'm just trying to make my outsides match my insides, l guess.
L don't know. Maybe there is something wrong with me.
L don't know. Maybe there is something wrong with me.
L don't know. Maybe.
L don't know. Maybe.
L don't know. Might have to. l mean, you gotta quit sometime.
L don't know. Might have to. l mean, you gotta quit sometime.
L don't know. The mating habits of African ants. l don't know.
L don't know. The mating habits of African ants. l don't know.
L don't know. When l went back home...
L don't know. When l went back home...
L don't know. You tell me.
L don't know. You tell me.
L don't know....
L don't know....
L don't like what's happening here.
L don't like what's happening here.
L don't mean to bother you, but....
L don't mean to bother you, but....
L don't need any more stories. l have enough stories. l would like a life.
L don't need any more stories. l have enough stories. l would like a life.
L don't need the Romper Room bullshit. l need....
L don't need the Romper Room bullshit. l need....
L don't need this.
L don't need this.
L don't normally do that, but you were great.
L don't normally do that, but you were great.
L don't plan on discussing it with him.
L don't plan on discussing it with him.
L don't really remember any.
L don't really remember any.
L don't think of it as a garnish.
L don't think of it as a garnish.
L don't think you are giving.
L don't think you are giving.
L don't want to die.
L don't want to die.
L don't want to leave Oh, God!
L don't want to leave Oh, God!
L don't want to, l just....
L don't want to, l just....
L drew a sketch of it and put it on my refrigerator.
L drew a sketch of it and put it on my refrigerator.
L feel sorry for all the plants in here.
L feel sorry for all the plants in here.
L get to go home?
L get to go home?
L got a little drunk on the plane.
L got a little drunk on the plane.
L got a second.
L got a second.
L got an eyelash. Make a wish.
L got an eyelash. Make a wish.
L got riled up.
L got riled up.
L guess he knew how, because, you know, he's a doctor. Or was.
L guess he knew how, because, you know, he's a doctor. Or was.
L guess l drink.
L guess l drink.
L guess that explains it, then. Gum?
L guess that explains it, then. Gum?
L had no idea where l was. l couldn't have told you the city l was in.
L had no idea where l was. l couldn't have told you the city l was in.
L hate that mother.
L hate that mother.
L have a life.
L have a life.
L have a question.
L have a question.
L have an idea.
L have an idea.
L have an idea.
L have an idea.
L have no idea.
L have no idea.
L have to go.
L have to go.
L have to pick one?
L have to pick one?
L hope you like it.
L hope you like it.
L just need help!
L just need help!
L just told you some stuff that's....
L just told you some stuff that's....
L killed the plant.
L killed the plant.
L killed the plant.
L killed the plant.
L knew we'd find you two together.
L knew we'd find you two together.
L know better than anyone how important it is who you marry.
L know better than anyone how important it is who you marry.
L know he's not perfect, but he's the one that'll show up on my birthday...
L know he's not perfect, but he's the one that'll show up on my birthday...
L know my life is empty, okay?
L know my life is empty, okay?
L know people's perceptions of girls who screw other girls' boyfriends.
L know people's perceptions of girls who screw other girls' boyfriends.
L know what the world's perception is on somebody who goes into a bar...
L know what the world's perception is on somebody who goes into a bar...
L know what this is! l can't believe you watch this!
L know what this is! l can't believe you watch this!
L know where l want to go. This place in the city
L know where l want to go. This place in the city
L like spider plants, but whatever turns you on.
L like spider plants, but whatever turns you on.
L like you, bon voyage, but l'm not kissing Gerhardt.
L like you, bon voyage, but l'm not kissing Gerhardt.
L love her.
L love her.
L love you.
L love you.
L mean, it's just an incredible show. l saw it the first time...
L mean, it's just an incredible show. l saw it the first time...
L mean, not physically, because l don't have the curly hair.
L mean, not physically, because l don't have the curly hair.
L mean, she shows up drunk...
L mean, she shows up drunk...
L mean, who would've told you, you know? Not me.
L mean, who would've told you, you know? Not me.
L meant what l said.
L meant what l said.
L meant, why aren't you at your parents' house?
L meant, why aren't you at your parents' house?
L need some paper, some pens.
L need some paper, some pens.
L never asked for help, so....
L never asked for help, so....
L only bring that up because...
L only bring that up because...
L only had, like, five pieces.
L only had, like, five pieces.
L only work every fifth day. What else do l do with my time?
L only work every fifth day. What else do l do with my time?
L play Ultimate Frisbee two times a week.
L play Ultimate Frisbee two times a week.
L realized, what with them being completely senile...
L realized, what with them being completely senile...
L said no. l don't want to talk about it. Just drop it.
L said no. l don't want to talk about it. Just drop it.
L should direct this.
L should direct this.
L should have helped you with your homework.
L should have helped you with your homework.
L should have walked you home after school.
L should have walked you home after school.
L suppose l have to do this.
L suppose l have to do this.
L think the vicar must have spiked the Kool Aid.
L think the vicar must have spiked the Kool Aid.
L think, l know that if l go to jail...
L think, l know that if l go to jail...
L think, yeah.
L think, yeah.
L tried to track down some roasted asshole, but....
L tried to track down some roasted asshole, but....
L understand. Marry a cute girl, move to the suburbs...
L understand. Marry a cute girl, move to the suburbs...
L waited all day for her.
L waited all day for her.
L want you to talk to Gwen, and be specific.
L want you to talk to Gwen, and be specific.
L want you to throw it over here nice and easy.
L want you to throw it over here nice and easy.
L wanted to talk to you about last night.
L wanted to talk to you about last night.
L was hoping l'd find you here.
L was hoping l'd find you here.
L was looking for you. Successfully, as it turns out.
L was looking for you. Successfully, as it turns out.
L was talking to it, telling it stories.
L was talking to it, telling it stories.
L wasn't gonna keep her.
L wasn't gonna keep her.
L wrote this for Andrea's going away, and that is for you.
L wrote this for Andrea's going away, and that is for you.
L'd like to begin with how l feel. And that's...
L'd like to begin with how l feel. And that's...
L'll be fine. l know what to do.
L'll be fine. l know what to do.
L'll be right back.
L'll be right back.
L'll buy a goldfish, and we'll be like normal people.
L'll buy a goldfish, and we'll be like normal people.
L'll buy running shoes.
L'll buy running shoes.
L'll have the bread. Just break it open for me, will you?
L'll have the bread. Just break it open for me, will you?
L'll leave you guys to it, then.
L'll leave you guys to it, then.
L'm a drunk. Drunks forget everything. You know?
L'm a drunk. Drunks forget everything. You know?
L'm a winner.
L'm a winner.
L'm a writer, and that's what l do, we drink.
L'm a writer, and that's what l do, we drink.
L'm an alcoholic and an addict. But l guess you already know that.
L'm an alcoholic and an addict. But l guess you already know that.
L'm cooking here, okay? l've got people coming over.
L'm cooking here, okay? l've got people coming over.
L'm crossing the lobby yesterday, she looks at me and says:
L'm crossing the lobby yesterday, she looks at me and says:
L'm giving you an F for daily inspection and fining you a dollar.
L'm giving you an F for daily inspection and fining you a dollar.
L'm going home.
L'm going home.
L'm just curious.
L'm just curious.
L'm just gonna be straight with you. Your mother has passed.
L'm just gonna be straight with you. Your mother has passed.
L'm not 22 anymore.
L'm not 22 anymore.
L'm not expecting anything.
L'm not expecting anything.
L'm not like those people. l can control myself.
L'm not like those people. l can control myself.
L'm not referring you to a treatment facility.
L'm not referring you to a treatment facility.
L'm not taking this as lightly as l used to.
L'm not taking this as lightly as l used to.
L'm not your pal. And don't treat me like an idiot.
L'm not your pal. And don't treat me like an idiot.
L'm okay. lt's okay. l'm okay.
L'm okay. lt's okay. l'm okay.
L'm pissed!
L'm pissed!
L'm sorry l make it so impossible to love me.
L'm sorry l make it so impossible to love me.
L'm sorry.
L'm sorry.
L'm sorry.
L'm sorry.
L'm sorry. l'm sorry.
L'm sorry. l'm sorry.
L'm sorry. That's right. You sang ''Lean On Me'' a few times.
L'm sorry. That's right. You sang ''Lean On Me'' a few times.
L'm sticking to the format. l'm just trying to give you a picture here.
L'm sticking to the format. l'm just trying to give you a picture here.
L'm talking about last night.
L'm talking about last night.
L'm thinking booze.
L'm thinking booze.
L'm trying to change things in me.
L'm trying to change things in me.
L'm trying to explain here, okay? l mean, you asked me, so l'm just....
L'm trying to explain here, okay? l mean, you asked me, so l'm just....
L'm trying!
L'm trying!
L'm yours.
L'm yours.
L've been thinking about us. l can change if you want me to.
L've been thinking about us. l can change if you want me to.
L've got something....
L've got something....
Lady, if l knew the name, l wouldn't have called you, okay?
Lady, if l knew the name, l wouldn't have called you, okay?
Lately l've been lying awake at night...
Lately l've been lying awake at night...
Lean on me
Lean on me
Leave the horse alone.
Leave the horse alone.
Let me get a look at it from over there.
Let me get a look at it from over there.
Let me get a look at it from over there.
Let me get a look at it from over there.
Let me guess. You need money.
Let me guess. You need money.
Let me in.
Let me in.
Let yourself go.
Let yourself go.
Let's all hold hands.
Let's all hold hands.
Let's go, team! lt's all about trust today.
Let's go, team! lt's all about trust today.
Let's put some ice on it.
Let's put some ice on it.
Let's take a look at the first slide.
Let's take a look at the first slide.
Letting that switch in the head turn the hot light off and the cool light on.
Letting that switch in the head turn the hot light off and the cool light on.
Lf l can't be with you, l would rather be dead.
Lf l can't be with you, l would rather be dead.
Lf l can't be without
Lf l can't be without
Lf l wanted to, l could. lf that's what l wanted. l could.
Lf l wanted to, l could. lf that's what l wanted. l could.
Lf that'll make you happy, l will stop drinking.
Lf that'll make you happy, l will stop drinking.
Lf you can't handle that, if you....
Lf you can't handle that, if you....
Lf you could do that, that would be great.
Lf you could do that, that would be great.
Lf you want to decide that...
Lf you want to decide that...
Lf you're just saying that because that's your excuse...
Lf you're just saying that because that's your excuse...
Lf you're serious about getting sober, your love partner would know.
Lf you're serious about getting sober, your love partner would know.
Lf your counselor catches you using, you can get kicked out.
Lf your counselor catches you using, you can get kicked out.
Like a dog, a drunk wiII CrawI around on aII fours
Like a dog, a drunk wiII CrawI around on aII fours
Like chiIdren curIed up Drunk men sIeep
Like chiIdren curIed up Drunk men sIeep
Like Mrs. Lefkowitz from downstairs. Remember?
Like Mrs. Lefkowitz from downstairs. Remember?
Like one?
Like one?
Like that.
Like that.
Like the stuff you did to get you in here was real brain food.
Like the stuff you did to get you in here was real brain food.
Like widowed women, drunk men weep
Like widowed women, drunk men weep
Lil, look, l bet this one's really fast.
Lil, look, l bet this one's really fast.
Lily, wait for me.
Lily, wait for me.
Lining up the mail like a bar graph to show the fullness of our lives.
Lining up the mail like a bar graph to show the fullness of our lives.
Listen, about that jail thing...
Listen, about that jail thing...
Listen, all right?
Listen, all right?
Listen, l'm sorry l said that. You're not dense.
Listen, l'm sorry l said that. You're not dense.
Listen, rest. Alternate heat and cold.
Listen, rest. Alternate heat and cold.
Listen.
Listen.
Living's just too hard to do
Living's just too hard to do
Living's just too hard to do
Living's just too hard to do
Ln fact, l've got more brain cells...
Ln fact, l've got more brain cells...
Ln honor of Andrea's departure...
Ln honor of Andrea's departure...
Lndulge? What? You think l like this?
Lndulge? What? You think l like this?
Lnstant gratification has worked so well for you in the past.
Lnstant gratification has worked so well for you in the past.
Lonely.
Lonely.
Look at him walk away! Run away! Run away!
Look at him walk away! Run away! Run away!
Look, l messed up.
Look, l messed up.
Look, they make you.... They're having a family week.
Look, they make you.... They're having a family week.
Looks like your mail's more fun than mine.
Looks like your mail's more fun than mine.
Loose. Easy. All right?
Loose. Easy. All right?
Love, Gwennie.
Love, Gwennie.
Loving this.
Loving this.
Ls he a drunk?
Ls he a drunk?
Ls that available stitched on a pillow?
Ls that available stitched on a pillow?
Ls that right? August 4th?
Ls that right? August 4th?
Ls there a key to the ladies' room? Thank you.
Ls there a key to the ladies' room? Thank you.
Ls this what we're doing now?
Ls this what we're doing now?
Ls this yours or mine?
Ls this yours or mine?
Lt could be worse. Could be prison.
Lt could be worse. Could be prison.
Lt feels better.
Lt feels better.
Lt happens.
Lt happens.
Lt is not possible.
Lt is not possible.
Lt is. You know what? l think they're right.
Lt is. You know what? l think they're right.
Lt looks like somewhere out in the middle of nowhere.
Lt looks like somewhere out in the middle of nowhere.
Lt says in the script that we kiss.
Lt says in the script that we kiss.
Lt was an unbelievable episode. l wish you'd seen it.
Lt was an unbelievable episode. l wish you'd seen it.
Lt was lunchtime, and he brought a picnic...
Lt was lunchtime, and he brought a picnic...
Lt was more complicated for them.
Lt was more complicated for them.
Lt was nothing. Just don't worry about it.
Lt was nothing. Just don't worry about it.
Lt was sick or something. l gave it everything.
Lt was sick or something. l gave it everything.
Lt wasn't a problem...
Lt wasn't a problem...
Lt works if you work it. lt's worth it!
Lt works if you work it. lt's worth it!
Lt'll be tender and swollen for a while.
Lt'll be tender and swollen for a while.
Lt'll take me a day to arrange your transfer.
Lt'll take me a day to arrange your transfer.
Lt's ''Vicodin.''
Lt's ''Vicodin.''
Lt's a miracle! Oh, you know what?
Lt's a miracle! Oh, you know what?
Lt's a the****utic tool. You leave me no choice.
Lt's a the****utic tool. You leave me no choice.
Lt's a tracheostomy. lt's not a growth.
Lt's a tracheostomy. lt's not a growth.
Lt's called Equine Therapy.
Lt's called Equine Therapy.
Lt's character revealing. The way we approach the horse...
Lt's character revealing. The way we approach the horse...
Lt's important that l did not kill this plant. Do you understand?
Lt's important that l did not kill this plant. Do you understand?
Lt's important. You need to understand this.
Lt's important. You need to understand this.
Lt's just a table, stupid. Leave it alone.
Lt's just a table, stupid. Leave it alone.
Lt's just like Darian and Falcon.
Lt's just like Darian and Falcon.
Lt's just something l do sometimes.
Lt's just something l do sometimes.
Lt's me.
Lt's me.
Lt's not a deformity. lt's a scar. So you can stop staring at it.
Lt's not a deformity. lt's a scar. So you can stop staring at it.
Lt's not a very cool guy to bring you booze in rehab.
Lt's not a very cool guy to bring you booze in rehab.
Lt's not funny!
Lt's not funny!
Lt's not possible.
Lt's not possible.
Lt's of me and Traci home late at night, and Mom's not there.
Lt's of me and Traci home late at night, and Mom's not there.
Lt's okay if you are.
Lt's okay if you are.
Lt's okay. lt's okay.
Lt's okay. lt's okay.
Lt's okay. You still have your dog.
Lt's okay. You still have your dog.
Lt's pretty easy.
Lt's pretty easy.
Lt's the engine that kills you, not the caboose.
Lt's the engine that kills you, not the caboose.
Mail call.
Mail call.
Make love, not war.
Make love, not war.
Man! Not again.
Man! Not again.
May we present Mr. and Mrs. Andrew Topton?
May we present Mr. and Mrs. Andrew Topton?
Maybe it's more than a tiny cIuster.
Maybe it's more than a tiny cIuster.
Maybe l like mess.
Maybe l like mess.
Meant to be symbolic of my behavior last time we saw each other.
Meant to be symbolic of my behavior last time we saw each other.
Melagioma nestrocytroma.
Melagioma nestrocytroma.
Mom, Dr. Griffin, what are you doing here?
Mom, Dr. Griffin, what are you doing here?
Mom, everything's okay.
Mom, everything's okay.
Mom, wake up.
Mom, wake up.
Mom?
Mom?
More than fine.
More than fine.
My agent. He's trying to psych me up.
My agent. He's trying to psych me up.
My best friend in the whole world.
My best friend in the whole world.
My car?
My car?
My foreskin back.
My foreskin back.
My God, she's alive. Gwennie's back in action.
My God, she's alive. Gwennie's back in action.
My God! Where did you get this?
My God! Where did you get this?
My head was pounding...
My head was pounding...
My problem is, my father just happened to watch DateIine...
My problem is, my father just happened to watch DateIine...
My sister's gonna kill me.
My sister's gonna kill me.
Never. Not one single day. Now, that's the story they want.
Never. Not one single day. Now, that's the story they want.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Ninety meetings in ninety days.
Ninety meetings in ninety days.
No bread. l'm getting fat.
No bread. l'm getting fat.
No calls, except during posted phone time and only for 1 0 minutes.
No calls, except during posted phone time and only for 1 0 minutes.
No cell phones.
No cell phones.
No drugs!
No drugs!
No fraternization. That's romance and/or sex between patients.
No fraternization. That's romance and/or sex between patients.
No matter where I may roam
No matter where I may roam
No more ending up naked with some girl l don't know.
No more ending up naked with some girl l don't know.
No one asked me before they took it.
No one asked me before they took it.
No way should you be here!
No way should you be here!
No, but l
No, but l
No, Falcon's leaving the show.
No, Falcon's leaving the show.
No, it's just
No, it's just
No, l'll hold.
No, l'll hold.
No, l'm making it up.
No, l'm making it up.
No, l'm not. Because l don't belong in jail.
No, l'm not. Because l don't belong in jail.
No, she just hates me. l make her embarrassed.
No, she just hates me. l make her embarrassed.
No, there's an entire world of people who do everything right.
No, there's an entire world of people who do everything right.
No!
No!
No? And how would you know, faggot?
No? And how would you know, faggot?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. And l mean, no.''
No. And l mean, no.''
No. l'd pay very good money not to hear what she has to say.
No. l'd pay very good money not to hear what she has to say.
No. l'm proposing to you now. You happen to be here.
No. l'm proposing to you now. You happen to be here.
No. lt's a sled.
No. lt's a sled.
No. What l hate is being without you.
No. What l hate is being without you.
Nobody gets hurt collecting coins.
Nobody gets hurt collecting coins.
Noises, not voices
Noises, not voices
Nope.
Nope.
Not because l don't want to go, but....
Not because l don't want to go, but....
Not yet...
Not yet...
Not you. l mean....
Not you. l mean....
Nothing personal, l just made myself a promise:
Nothing personal, l just made myself a promise:
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing. You don't know a goddamn thing about me, you know that?
Nothing. You don't know a goddamn thing about me, you know that?
Odds wise.
Odds wise.
Of course not. You're in DeIiverance country surrounded by sober freaks.
Of course not. You're in DeIiverance country surrounded by sober freaks.
Of course you did.
Of course you did.
Oh, and we chant here. Don't be put off by it.
Oh, and we chant here. Don't be put off by it.
Oh, come on, Gwennie.
Oh, come on, Gwennie.
Oh, come on.
Oh, come on.
Oh, Falcon. l am so afraid.
Oh, Falcon. l am so afraid.
Oh, Falcon...
Oh, Falcon...
Oh, for next season?
Oh, for next season?
Oh, glass. ln case l slit my wrists. l get it.
Oh, glass. ln case l slit my wrists. l get it.
Oh, God, I'm sorry.
Oh, God, I'm sorry.
Oh, God, it's a fire!
Oh, God, it's a fire!
Oh, God, l could care less.
Oh, God, l could care less.
Oh, God, my hands. They just keep doing that. That's not normal.
Oh, God, my hands. They just keep doing that. That's not normal.
Oh, God, the tiny little clusters of tumors in his brain!
Oh, God, the tiny little clusters of tumors in his brain!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God. Oh, God, it's Saturday. Get up! Get up!
Oh, God. Oh, God, it's Saturday. Get up! Get up!
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, my God, it's a joke!
Oh, my God, it's a joke!
Oh, my God, l love you so much.
Oh, my God, l love you so much.
Oh, my God, what did we do last night?
Oh, my God, what did we do last night?
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Look at my package.
Oh, my God! Look at my package.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Betty has locked her drawers.
Oh, my God. Betty has locked her drawers.
Oh, my Lord. You gotta be kidding me.
Oh, my Lord. You gotta be kidding me.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, that's worse?
Oh, that's worse?
Okay, but seeing as you're all addicts...
Okay, but seeing as you're all addicts...
Okay, everybody.
Okay, everybody.
Okay, go.
Okay, go.
Okay, go. Go, go.
Okay, go. Go, go.
Okay, good. Thank you.
Okay, good. Thank you.
Okay, here we go.
Okay, here we go.
Okay, hold on. Let me look.
Okay, hold on. Let me look.
Okay, pissed. Why?
Okay, pissed. Why?
Okay, Traci. l want you to tell your mom:
Okay, Traci. l want you to tell your mom:
Okay, we're not gonna go anywhere, all right?
Okay, we're not gonna go anywhere, all right?
On Iand or sea or foam
On Iand or sea or foam
On Saturday? He should be castrated.
On Saturday? He should be castrated.
Once we all leave, we have needs that are going to need to be filled...
Once we all leave, we have needs that are going to need to be filled...
One night last year, at dinner, l threw up all over my glazed ham.
One night last year, at dinner, l threw up all over my glazed ham.
One Sunday morning, he walks in on me and his wife in bed.
One Sunday morning, he walks in on me and his wife in bed.
Or just down the back part of the fork while you go forward.
Or just down the back part of the fork while you go forward.
Or nothing would happen.
Or nothing would happen.
Or scenario 2:
Or scenario 2:
Or they got a salad fork and you have a big dinner fork...
Or they got a salad fork and you have a big dinner fork...
Packing.
Packing.
Painkillers.
Painkillers.
Parker House people, this is Gwen. Gwen, this is everybody.
Parker House people, this is Gwen. Gwen, this is everybody.
Pay our bills, floss our teeth.
Pay our bills, floss our teeth.
People are born.
People are born.
People chant.
People chant.
People don't like people like that. l don't like people like that.
People don't like people like that. l don't like people like that.
People in recovery want to know when's a good time to start dating.
People in recovery want to know when's a good time to start dating.

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