Oz the Great and Powerful Edit

A bit?

A cow?

A gift in honor of your debut.

A little music.

A man of my talents,

A pretty girl like you?

A sight envied by all and seen by none.

A simple country girl, ladies and gentlemen.

A terrible cheat?

A tsarina from Mirkutsk, and a decorated war hero.

A tsarina from Mirkutsk.

A wicked witch? What?

A wire!

A wire?

A wizard above scrutiny with no covert agenda

Acts to delight, to thrill and to mystify!

After all, I'm the only friend you've got.

After you defeat the Wicked Witch.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! Finally some good news.

Ah.

Ali Baba!

All dead.

All hail the great and powerful Oz!

All hail the Wizard.

All hail the Wizard.

All hail the Wizard. The mightiest of mighties.

All I can offer you is this.

All I need to do is get her magic wand.

All right, enough.

All right, fine. You're a heart.

All right, that's enough!

All right, this is it.

All right, this is your cut.

All right, well, I've saved the day.

All right, you guys.

All right, you loafers! Roll up those tents!

All right, you're hired.

All right! We got one!

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Goodnight.

All right. I will say whatever it is you want me to say

All right. We'll steer clear.

All rolled into one.

All things in good time.

All you have to do is journey to the Dark Forest

All you have to do is take the Yellow Brick Road.

Allow me.

Allow the Wizard.

Allow yourself to merge with this woman before me.

Along with a few other things.

Also, we sing.

Although, I've made a few modifications.

Although, there is one.

An army and yet another wicked witch?

And a dark shadow was cast across this land.

And a good time for all things.

And all good hearted souls get to pass through.

And all he had was a little bit of wire and some glass.

And allow him to climb on the hallowed throne?

And an army of flying baboons?

And as for you

And as for your Wizard,

And ask him for things.

And charcoal to create what is commonly known as black powder.

And destroy her wand.

And do we have an army to help do this?

And for lying to that poor girl. Okay?

And going very fast. How do you, uh...

And have you looking just the way you were before.

And here you are.

And I want to thank you.

And I will be so proud to be your queen.

And I'll tell you what else.

And I'm already working with this thing.

And I'm going to do it,

And I've been hiding in these woods ever since.

And if they were good and noble wishes,

And killing her won't be easy.

And may I add, you're as handsome a king as we've ever had.

And most genuine of real and true wizards.

And my heart was broken.

And now for Sourpuss.

And now it's time for some gifts.

And now look at me. A magician's assistant.

And now the Wizard is here to lead us.

And one of these things! What is this?

And sent here to kill us?

And should you ever again

And since you haven't done that yet, you're not...

And taken my true ethereal form.

And the other half is mine!

And the prophecy shall be fulfilled.

And then they...

And then we can, uh...

And then you showed up.

And then...

And there's no getting out of it?

And these are the Tinkers.

And they will be joined in death by Glinda the Good.

And this music box was the only thing to survive.

And to think, you almost killed Glinda for a bit of gold.

And we're not exactly a terrifying army when we're awake.

And we're prepared to storm the Emerald City.

And what about that poor girl back there?

And what do you see?

And when they see our towering might,

And why not? He is the Wizard.

And worse, they would have demanded a refund.

And you can have a nice pile of bananas, all right?

And you said that I was the weak one!

And you will all see that he is nothing but a deceitful,

And you're going to fix everything.

And your magic is the only thing strong enough to destroy her.

And your other hand here.

And, finally, the Munchkins.

And?

And.

Anyone.

Anyone.

Anything is possible!

Anything is possible.

Are you kidding me?

Are you quite sure it wasn't you who said it to him?

Are you really the Wizard?

Are you the Wizard?

Are you...

As I unleash the stars!

As my new assistant all you need to know are the three "ups".

As O makes his way over here.

As towns were destroyed, children were orphaned

At least, not any kind of wizard we were expecting.

Attack!

Attack. Heart attack.

Aw!

Aw...

Away with her.

Bananas.

Be gone, coward! Fear my greatness!

Beautiful wickedness.

Beautifully done, sister.

Because I believe in the Wizard.

Because I'm a monkey, I must love bananas, right?

Because I've been personally watching over it awaiting your arrival.

Because we had heard that you finally arrived.

Because you are the Wizard, aren't you?

Begone, forevermore!

Begone, Wicked Witch!

Begone, Witch, before the Wizard makes mush of you!

Begone!

Behold!

Behold!

Bless you.

Bring forth the covers now.

But are you going to save us all or not?

But do you honestly believe that they can kill a wicked witch

But do you?

But everyone calls me Oz.

But he could look into the future and make it real.

But he has already proven himself.

But how are we gonna get it?

But I believe in you.

But I can kill the one you love.

But I can't.

But I do need proof that he is who he claims to be.

But I know that Grammie would want you to have it.

But I might just be the wizard that you need.

But I'd rather you just keep it between us.

But I'll settle for the freedom of his people.

But I'm just a con man.

But my sister chased her away from the Emerald City.

But now you've saved my life, oh, Wizard.

But of course.

But right now, there's thousands of people in Oz

But she wanted the throne all to herself.

But she's resting comfortably now in Abilene

But that's my name.

But then those things flew in.

But then...

But they don't know that.

But tonight, we will attempt to free her.

But unfortunately there is a distemper in the ether tonight.

But we are mighty!

But we make pretty clothes.

But we're headed straight for it.

But you can fight.

But you could be.

But you promised to help us.

But you still haven't told me how you plan

But you're all I have.

But you're here.

But you're the person I belong with.

But.

But...

By what you find behind the curtain.

Calm down, it's gonna be all right.

Calm down.

Can I get in the carriage?

Can I please get in the carriage?

Can turn the saddest day

Can you hear me, oh, Queen Fernanda?

Can you make them believe?

Can't wait. Monkey, my bag.

Catch her!

Certainly not.

China Girl, you're the squiggly line.

Church going men that get married and raise families.

Citizens of Emerald City.

Clear as day. Can't you see 'em?

Clear so far?

Close the curtains, please.

Come back here, you coward!

Come back! We can't do it alone.

Come here.

Come here. Get him down, Clowny.

Come on, come on!

Come on, come on!

Come on, have a seat.

Come on, you big phony.

Come on!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Come, Fernanda!

Comfy?

Congratulations on the engagement.

Conniving and as cruel as they come.

Cue the con man.

Curse you and your pretty little face.

Curse you, Glinda.

Curse you!

Dare?

Deep down, you are wicked.

Delivered to the main road by noon.

Did he tell you the trick was on us?

Did he?

Did it not occur to you

Did those crows just say that we were gonna die?

Did you say "Wizard"?

Do I what?

Do not fail me a second time.

Do you grant wishes?

Do you have anything sharp? Like a knife or something.

Do you honestly think

Do you know how to build a hot air balloon?

Do you know what I'd wish for?

Do you like it?

Do you still doubt me?

Do you think she'll be his queen?

Does this thing have any brakes? Uh...

Don't be shut out, friend. Step this way.

Don't let go! Don't let go!

Don't miss your chance to see Oz, the Great and Powerful!

Don't worry, we're not gonna hurt you.

Don't worry. I think I have something.

Don't worry. These vines aren't gonna eat you.

Don't you recognize me, Wizard?

Don't... Don't do that.

Doubt you?

Easy.

Eat him first! Eat him first!

Emerald City underground. Unload the carriage.

Evanora is the true Wicked Witch.

Evanora knows you know the truth now. Look.

Everyone has.

Everyone was so happy.

Everyone, take cover!

Everything's ready. All we need now is you.

Evil spirits maybe?

Excellent work, everyone.

Expected to make a full recovery.

Farewell! Au revoir! Auf Wiedersehen!

Farewell.

Farmers?

Fear me not, good people of Oz.

Fear me not.

Fear not, Theodora, for soon you will feel nothing at all except

Find the goodness within you

Fine! If you wanna come, come.

Finley, you stood by my side

First, the Master Tinker.

Fits like a glove.

Flatterer.

Fly!

Fly.

Follow me.

For 5,000 years,

For it is I,

For opening my eyes.

For protection.

For the record, I knew you had it in you all along.

For when we do believe

For when you do believe

For you, the applause will be approbation enough.

For you.

For you.

Forbidden to...

Forward, march!

Forward!

Frank! The sock is on the door.

Friend?

From the villainy of the Wicked Witches.

From this moment on I shall be your loyal and faithful servant until death.

Get back here!

Get back here! You get back here!

Get me! Don't let go!

Get out of here.

Get the children to safety! Run!

Get this off of you.

Get your tickets now.

Gifts?

Girls, listen, I am not a toy. I am not a toy!

Give me that bag.

Give me that!

Give me that.

Give me your leg.

Give up, Glinda.

Gives the audience a little "wow".

Giving tours?

Glinda did very well for herself today, I'll admit.

Glinda, I didn't know if you'd like these, or these.

Glinda, I wish I had the answer.

Glinda!

Glinda.

Glinda.

Glinda.

Glinda. I've got it.

Go and enjoy your riches.

Go on, get out of here.

Go on.

Good day there, fellow Winkie guardsman.

Good day, sir.

Good people of Oz,

Good people of Oz.

Good work. You just sneezed away the plan.

Good, we needed a new one. The last one left us.

Good.

Good. Because I'm not the Wizard.

Good. Then you know there's nothing to be afraid of.

Goodness.

Goodness. Knuck will show you to your chambers

Goodnight, Wizard.

Grant wishes.

Great people of Oz.

Great Wizard from Kansas, to come and set things right.

Great! A bunch of fog.

Great. Let's go kill ourselves a witch!

Greatness?

Greatness.

Guards! Come back here this instant!

Guards! Get them under control.

Guards. Destroy him.

Guess I'm up. Time to do what I do, right?

Guys, um, take five.

Ha ha!

Hail!

Half of that balloon is mine!

Halt!

Hard. Really hard.

Hate the Dark Forest. Hate the Dark Forest.

Have a look.

Have I changed so much?

Have you finally joined her side, sister?

He came to my chambers last night.

He created a camera that could take moving pictures.

He created the electric light, the phonograph.

He has traveled the world and baffled the crown princes of Europe.

He is the great Wizard.

He is the Wizard.

He must be, to make me feel the way I feel.

He said I would be his queen.

He said it was going to be his greatest trick yet.

He said that a great wizard bearing the name of our land

He said we would rule Oz together.

He was a king and a wizard, like you.

He will be the first to die.

He would grant them.

He would have marveled at the woman you've become.

He'll bring her darkness to the light and peace to the land.

He's a good man.

He's a good man.

He's abandoning us.

He's fooling us.

He's just a real, good, solid wizard, everyone.

Hello, Knuck.

Hello, monkey.

Hello, Oscar.

Hello, Wizard.

Hello, Wizard.

Hello?

Hello? Guys?

Help me!

Help me! Come on!

Henkle Emmanuel Ambroise Diggs.

Her lonely spirit has been trapped.

Here I thought I'd live a lonely life

Here to claim your throne.

Here we go.

Here's the plan.

Here's your wand.

Hey, Annie.

Hey, hey!

Hey, is... Is that a wall?

Hey!

Hey.

Hi, Glinda.

Hi.

Higher.

Hmm.

Hmm. A pretty dress?

Hold on.

Hold.

Hold.

How about this?

How about you, madam?

How about your teeth? What kind of teeth you got?

How clear everything becomes.

How could he?

How dare you defy us!

How dare you, wicked sisters?

How do you do, sir?

How does it feel?

How hard could it be to kill a wicked witch?

How kind of you. Please.

How many times do I have to tell you to knock?

How predictable.

How sweet.

How'd I do?

How's everything on the farm? How's your ma?

Huh?

Hurry, hurry, step this way.

Hurry!

Hurry.

I always knew that I was destined for show business.

I am Evanora, the royal advisor.

I am here to serve you as I served the king before you.

I am not wicked!

I am not!

I am on no one's side. You know that.

I am the great and powerful Wizard of Oz!

I am Theodora the Good.

I can also tell you're weak, selfish,

I can make a scarecrow.

I can't grant wishes.

I can't swim. No! I can't swim.

I can't wait for her to meet you.

I command you to rise!

I couldn't compensate.

I defy you!

I did.

I didn't realize how complicated all of this was.

I didn't really think it was that bad.

I do so hope you like it,

I do.

I don't expect them to kill anyone.

I don't know why you didn't just tell that poor girl the truth.

I don't know.

I don't need them. Bubbles are just for show.

I don't think I can.

I don't think I like witches.

I don't want that, Annie.

I don't want to be a good man, I want to be a great one.

I don't want to.

I get it! You're a little upset!

I got it.

I gotta protect myself somehow.

I hate you.

I have been protecting the Emerald City whilst we awaited your arrival.

I have been waiting for this for a long time.

I have here a missive from the great Wizard himself.

I have no idea. It's...

I have to go.

I have waited so long to meet you.

I have wings.

I haven't accomplished anything yet!

I haven't even said goodbye to Theodora. She will be upset.

I hope she's not mad.

I just can't take the sight of that pretty, pretty face.

I just don't like you saying it.

I just have to do one thing first.

I knew it! The king's prophecy was true.

I knew that buffoon of yours couldn't be the Wizard.

I knew we could do it.

I knocked.

I know I'm not the wizard that you were expecting

I know it's not the family that you had in mind.

I know what you're up to, Wizard.

I know.

I like it, I think it's cute. I hope you like it.

I may not be able to kill you.

I mean the good people of Oz are forbidden to kill.

I mean, what is a wizard? I...

I meant to write.

I might not actually be a wizard.

I need to tell you something, Oscar.

I noticed some yellow brick potholes back there.

I promise I won't bother you!

I promise!

I promise. I can change.

I raise my hand.

I said I had to think about it.

I saw you fall from the sky.

I see a wire!

I see it, too. It's right there.

I see.

I see. Anything you don't know about me?

I shall blow a fanfare.

I shall require a volunteer from the audience.

I should be playing the Orpheum Circuit!

I simply want peace.

I think at the very least, they deserve that.

I think she really liked you.

I think that's... That's wonderful, Annie.

I think we should run.

I think you can.

I thought Evanora was the Good Witch.

I thought I was dead.

I thought you should know.

I told Glinda you would do this.

I wanna be a heart. Can I be a heart?

I wanna go home!

I wanna go with you.

I want Glinda and that wizard torn to shreds.

I want him to know that he was the one who made me this way.

I want him to see me like this.

I want to be Harry Houdini and Thomas Edison

I want you to have it.

I was dying out there.

I was thinking it might be nice to have a royal feast.

I was told of no such delivery.

I wasn't really going to break your wand.

I will cherish this forever.

I will talk to her in the morning.

I will tell her how much you love her...

I wonder what you're gonna get.

I wondered what you thought I should do.

I would make her walk, of course,

I would make you walk, it's just...

I, uh, packed something...

I... I, too, am a witch.

I'd be more concerned with the River Fairies.

I'd get out of the water if I were you.

I'd get your sister and fly out of here.

I'd hoped you'd be able to see through her.

I'd rather you grant wishes, but that's a good wizard, too.

I'd remember a thing like that.

I'll break your nose!

I'll deal with her later.

I'll get that big pile of gold

I'll get you some tea.

I'll grab the wand when she's not looking.

I'll never again feel the comfort of his kindness

I'll never get back together.

I'll put on the show of a lifetime.

I'll see you in my dreams.

I'm a carnival magician.

I'm a monkey, don't be ridiculous.

I'm afraid I can't give you what I know you want most of all.

I'm coming with you.

I'm Glinda the Good. The Witch of the South.

I'm going too fast! I'm gonna die!

I'm gonna crush you, Oz!

I'm gonna crush you!

I'm gonna die!

I'm gonna die. It's gonna eat me.

I'm gonna rip him in half!

I'm gonna rip your head off!

I'm immortal!

I'm interested!

I'm invincible!

I'm just not the man you want me to be.

I'm just not too keen on killing a lady.

I'm Knuck, the City Herald.

I'm made of china.

I'm many things, but a good man is not one of them.

I'm not as delicate as I look!

I'm not that kind of wizard.

I'm not the one who's underestimating her cleverness.

I'm not the Wizard.

I'm not.

I'm now more powerful than ever.

I'm okay, too.

I'm scared.

I'm so sorry, child.

I'm sorry, but...

I'm sorry.

I'm sure you have dozens of admirers.

I'm talking about that thing the Tinker built.

I'm the Wizard.

I'm the Wizard.

I'm trying.

I'm trying.

I'm your wizard.

I've always wanted a chalice. And now I've got one.

I've been unable to protect the good people of Oz by myself.

I've got a way out of this mess.

I've had to stand alone against Evanora and watch

I've looked everywhere, but he's gone.

I've saved the best for last.

If it isn't the most beautiful witch in all of Oz.

If this was easy, we wouldn't need a wizard, would we?

If you can make them believe, then you're wizard enough.

If you don't keel over on the way there.

If you wanted to.

Illusion, misdirect, sleight of hand.

Impossible.

In a second hand jacket falling apart at the seams.

In a way.

In the conjuring business, flash is always good.

In the name of my father, I banish you from the Emerald City

In there!

In you go.

Indeed.

Instead of some dusty podunk

Into a happy one.

Into the woods!

Is not your doing

Is that it? Is that my throne?

Is that right?

Is that the kind of wizard you are?

Is that where you're from?

Is there a problem?

Is this thing working?

Is... Is that gonna stop them?

Isn't he wonderful? Didn't I say he would come?

It allows you to project an image into space.

It belongs to whoever is king.

It is my sworn duty to deliver for you

It looks like she's managing.

It meant nothing.

It repels our enemies and protects us from harm.

It sickens me.

It was a broom that you wanted.

It was a gift. From him.

It was a wonderful show.

It was just his grandmother's music box.

It was nothing, just a little prestidigitatic display.

It'll all be ours now.

It'll be my greatest trick yet.

It's a good thing green is my favorite color.

It's a magic wall.

It's a music box. You've never seen one?

It's a trick.

It's a woman.

It's all I ever wanted, and the Wizard can do that.

It's all in there.

It's all right, Wizard.

It's all right!

It's all right.

It's beautiful.

It's been a long time. I haven't seen you since...

It's crying again, what do I do?

It's imperative that you behave like the great leader that they think you are.

It's incredible.

It's just that...

It's like no place I've ever seen.

It's mine!

It's my job.

It's nice, isn't it?

It's nice, isn't it?

It's not often enough, Oscar, seeing you once every few months.

It's okay.

It's perfect.

It's showtime.

It's the Emerald City.

It's the kind of wizard I'd like to be.

It's the source of all her power.

It's too late.

It's us.

It's very tight in here.

It's very, very hard to kill a wicked witch.

It's Wonderful.

It's you.

It's your sister. She's worked her magic on you.

John Gale asked me to marry him.

Journey with me now, across those deserts

Just a moment.

Just because she jumped off the cliff, you're gonna jump off the cliff?

Just do what I do.

Just down this hill, along the Yellow Brick Road.

Just get me out of here and I'll do great things!

Just give it a little dab.

Just go over there and make some of your animal noises.

Just go!

Just head on down that way, about two, three hours.

Just how wicked is she?

Just like your father.

Just remember what I told you.

Just remember, stick to the plan.

Just to die facedown in it.

Kill me?

Knock.

Knuck,

Knuck, not now.

Ladies and gentlemen,

Last night.

Last piece.

Leave her alone!

Leaving?

Let them pass!

Let them pass.

Let this be the final word.

Let's get out of here!

Let's give it a try.

Let's give it a try.

Let's go make some magic.

Let's go!

Let's go!

Let's go.

Let's shake on it.

Like so.

Like the king who spoke it and the wizard who tried to fulfill it.

Like you said, we belong together.

Like, in a palace with a crown and a scepter?

Listen, we have one rule in show business.

Little China Girl!

Little talking monkey in a bellhop's uniform.

Look at how happy they are.

Look out!

Look out!

Look what you've done to me!

Look,

Look, it's not much, but it's all that we have.

Look, you're... You're fine.

Look!

Look.

Looks good.

Magic in a bottle.

Magic, mystery, prestidigitation!

Magic?

Make it stop.

Make me walk!

Make me walk.

Make the kid walk, you big phony.

Make the kid walk.

May I have this dance, milady?

May I have this dance?

May it assist you in the reconstruction

Maybe a grand roast.

Maybe not, but I'm told I'm a fast learner.

Maybe you could even cry. Can you cry? I could cut up an onion.