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Can't Hardly Wait

Can't Hardly Wait

Title: Can't Hardly Wait: A Memorable Coming-of-Age Film from 1998

Introduction:
Released in 1998, Can't Hardly Wait is a timeless coming-of-age film that has made its mark on teenage culture. With a talented cast, memorable soundtrack, and an authentic portrayal of high school life, this movie has captured the hearts of many through its relatable themes and endearing characters.

Cast:
- Jennifer Love Hewitt as Amanda Beckett
- Ethan Embry as Preston Meyers
- Charlie Korsmo as William Lichter
- Lauren Ambrose as Denise Fleming
- Peter Facinelli as Mike Dexter
- Seth Green as Kenny Fisher
- Melissa Joan Hart as Yearbook Girl
- Sean Patrick Thomas as Ben
- Freddy Rodriguez as T.J.

Synopsis:
Set on the night of a graduation party, Can't Hardly Wait tells the story of Preston Meyers (Ethan Embry), a shy and lovestruck teenager who harbors deep feelings for the popular and beautiful Amanda Beckett (Jennifer Love Hewitt). Embarking on a quest to confess his love for Amanda before she ventures off to college, Preston faces numerous obstacles and comedic mishaps along the way.

As the night unfolds, we witness the lives of various high school stereotypes intertwine, creating a chaotic yet nostalgic atmosphere. From the nerdy and brilliant William Lichter (Charlie Korsmo) seeking revenge on his bully, the jock Mike Dexter (Peter Facinelli), to the sarcastic and rebellious Denise Fleming (Lauren Ambrose) navigating her complicated relationship with Kenny Fisher (Seth Green), the film delves into the trials and tribulations of teenage life.

The film adeptly captures the essence of adolescent struggles, self-discovery, and the fear of venturing into the unknown. It explores the themes of unrequited love, social acceptance, and the importance of seizing opportunities before they pass us by. Alongside the main narrative, the film also brilliantly explores the dynamics of friendship, infatuation, and the pursuit of dreams.

Soundtrack:
One of the standout features of Can't Hardly Wait is its iconic soundtrack that perfectly encapsulates the late '90s alternative rock scene. The film features renowned artists from the era, allowing the soundtrack to become a cultural time capsule. The energetic and emotive tracks add depth to the narrative, perfectly accompanying the emotional rollercoaster experienced by the characters.

Some notable songs include:

1. "Graduate" by Third Eye Blind
2. "Can't Hardly Wait" by The Replacements
3. "Dammit" by Blink-182
4. "The Kids Aren't Alright" by The Offspring
5. "Paradise City" by Guns N' Roses

Conclusion:
Can't Hardly Wait remains a beloved coming-of-age film whose impact has endured over the years. Its relatability, authenticity, and memorable characters have solidified its status as a cult classic. The ensemble cast brought these characters to life, allowing audiences to connect with their struggles, dreams, and hilarious misadventures.

Moreover, the film's iconic soundtrack, which includes numerous '90s alternative rock hits, further contributes to its appeal. The music serves as a time capsule, transporting viewers back to their own teenage years and effectively enhancing the film's emotional resonance.

Whether it is nostalgia or a desire to relive one's own formative years, Can't Hardly Wait remains a relatable and heartwarming film that showcases the universal experiences of adolescence. Its enduring popularity stands as a testament to its ability to resonate with audiences of different generations.

If you would like to immerse yourself in the sounds and vibes of this memorable film, you can play and download the soundtrack here [hyperlink to a website where the soundtrack can be accessed].

So, sit back, hit play, and let the melodies transport you back to the late '90s as you revisit the unforgettable world of Can't Hardly Wait.

A chance again
A few new songs. Mostly old stuff.
A goddamn life, asshole?
A love struck Romeo
A party I'll be attending, a party she'll be attending.
A working rain forest...
Above the bed, dude. I'm gonna be like this. Look.
Actually, I'm trying to get everybody to sign by their own picture.
Actually, they're more worried about you than anything else.
Afraid not.
After Mike beaned me with a raisin in home ec.
Ah, yeah !
All great writers revise. What
All I know is, tonight...
All I needed for another day
All I needed was fhe love you gave
All right, fine. You're Boba Fett, you're Grand Moff Tarkin.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. Bathroom, pee, underarm check, Breath Assure
All right. But the goggles.
All right. I get the picture. You know what?
All right. This is it.
All right. We will set up...
All right. You know what? I don't really want to talk about this.
Allergic? To dancin'?
Amanda and I are connected.
Amanda Beckett is single and on the night of this party
Amanda, hey, I just saw what happened, and l
Amanda, I feel really close to you now.
Amanda, I love you !
Amanda, who's gonna be embarrassed.
Amanda!
Amanda. Mandy. Aman
An angel stripper.
An asshole!
And 'cause my parents didn't make a lot of money...
And 'cause you desperately needed to sit at the trendy table in the cafeteria.
And a bag of those little hearts with the words on 'em.
And after four years, I'm still here with this letter.
And all I ever knew
And all of the sudden, I was, like, "Little Miss Popular."
And all ten finalisfs are presenf and accounted for.
And already you think...
And be sure to tell everyone how much I'll miss them.
And call Barry Manilow and tell him how you feel.
And don't close the door all the way because it's sort of broken.
And everybody started laughing at you in school?
And God's just waitin' to eat us.
And he had this red bandanna...
And he looked right at me.
And he wears T shirts sometimes?
And he's like always wearin', like, T shirts.
And here...
And hope that Jason finds out.
And I could turn that frown upside down.
And I kinda sorta tripped you...
And I remember Jeff Gurner saying that...
And I think
And I tried to kiss you
And I waited there outside.
And I was the first person when he pulled up.
And I wonder what's mine
And I'll hold you fight
And I'm ready to fake
And I've been
And if I'm not Mike's girlfriend, you know, who am l?
And it did...
And maybe it's all bullshit.
And Mike Dexter wanted to date me.
And now I want people to feel sorry for me too?
And of course, how can I forget the pudding incident?
And pulled out a strawberry Pop Tart...
And she has been paying him $50 a month to act like they're still together.
And since today is Barry Manilow's birthday...
And take Polaroids of them in a lurid, naked embrace.
And the future is women.
And the truth is, I'm leaving tomorrow. If we could go someplace
And the word is, his brother's roommate...
And the word is, his brother's roommate...
And then have your car break down at 2:00 a.m....
And then I came to Huntington freshman year...
And then I heard...
And then you can talk to me about havin' a bad night, okay?
And we mashed up our food on our lunch trays...
And where does the teacher sit her?
And you are Boba Fett.
And you guys...
And you paid me a dollar to eat it, and I did.
And you started telling me all these asinine stories?
And you were, like, "No." And I was, like, "l think it is, dude."
And you, like, threw up all in your book bag?
And you're my cousin !
And, I mean, at my old junior high school...
And?
Any words of encouragement?
Anybody order a love burger, well done?
Anything for you, baby.
Anyway, I mean, who does he think he is, Brad Pitt?
Anyway, what do you care what I think about you, okay?
Are gonna be at home with your lame ass girlfriends.
Are we in love
Are you cryin'?
Are you gonna be long? I just need to make one call.
Are you gonna be okay?
Are you gonna move? 'Cause I'm gonna go.
Are you just gonna walk home?
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me? People may even be having sex tonight.
Are you okay?
Back here, Billy.
Bargin' in here like a freakin' moose, all
Beat him at his own game.
Because once you're there, it's up to you to make it happen.
Because you tried to leave the bag on the bus so no one would see it.
Because, I don't know, I don't know...
Before I could move
Behind the pool house to here...
Behind the pool house, right there.
Besides, I admitted that right away.
Bill, you never signed my yearbook.
Billions and billions of tons of hot gas.
Both of you can hold my laser pointer anytime.
Bring rubber flip flops to the shower.
Buf who will if be?
Buf you got in your car
But anyway, the point is, I totally realized...
But as it was, I was the first person at Huntingfon Hills High...
But because it is so...
But fate's finally giving me a second chance.
But he's no Brad.
But her dad got us all tickets to see Pearl Jam.
But I figure all the bitches in the class gonna be at this party.
But I guess you wouldn't remember that.
But I had this mad flashback that you were starin' at me all night.
But I really believe...
But I think maybe it's just God's salt.
But then Vice Principal Billard took it around to all the classes...
But then...
But, like, I hear that song's about his dog.
Caf in the cenfer has been forn apart
Came clean, you know.
Can I come to your wedding?
Can I see you naked?
Can I talk to you for a second, man?
Can't fake no more
Can't I hug my girl if I want?
Cheetah.
College chicks are totally different, bro.
Come on out to the pool house with me 'cause they told me...
Come on, baby. Yeah.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. To the pool house.
Come on. Where's your school spirit? Go, Hot Dogs!
Come on. You were practically begging me for it.
Come to the pool house with me?
Cool, a key party, bro.
Cops! Let's bail!
Could you just wait right here.
Cuts to the left, decks the crap out of the wing and boom!
Dale! Sign my yearbook!
Damn ! She's gonna think I got that premature evacuation. Damn !
Damn, woman. Why you gotta be such a ragin' bitch?
Damn!
Damn!
Damn! You the man, Kenny!
Dear Amanda...
Denise, Amanda and I have to finish what we started four years ago.
Diana Yellin you were a dendrophiliac.
Did those two girls just go in the make out room with...
Did you like
Do they serve an orthopedic function?
Do you know what your problem is? It's like you're afraid to move forward.
Do you know who Preston Meyers is?
Does that feel good?
Does that made you some kind of expert?
Don't look back. You should never look back.
Don't make the same mistake I did.
Don't stick that probe there, Daddy!
Don't you wanna keep your tassel? For $5.00, you can keep your tassel.
Dude, can I talk to you for a second?
Dudel
Dudes, I actually graduated!
Dudes, remember the game plan.
Duh. He only sat right next to you in freshman English.
Easy now. All right.
Especially in your case.
Ever since the first time I saw you when you were holding my favorite Pop Tart.
Everybody freeze!
Everybody's wearing these.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. I've always felt there was this unspoken connection between us...
Excuse me. Sorry. My fault.
Fag!
Falling like fhe rain
Far away
Finally.
Finds a sfreetlight
Fine. I told John Keiserman to write "Denise Fleming is a tampon."
Fire photons.
First fime in history thaf I'd ever missed the bus.
Fists and fingers
For a catalog or something.
For everybody.
For the four billionth time.
For the past decade, he has made a hobby of my pain.
Gee, that's funny 'cause it just happened!
Geez, do you think there'll be any girls there?
Geez, it could've been on your mind the last six years.
Geez.
Geez.
Geez.
Get fo the phone and call in now.
Get offl
Get out.
Get outta here!
Get the Polaroid.
Gimme a hug.
Girlfriend, Mike Dexter doesn't even deserve to breathe the same air as Brad.
Girls that used to be in high school.
Give me one good reason why
Giving the underclassmen wedgies.
Go.
God, I hated her.
God, I haven't even been single for like five minutes...
God.
God.
Gosh, Mike, you really got me there.
Great. Like I could feel any worse.
Guys like us, we are a dime a dozen.
Guys, we're gonna be in college soon. You know who's gonna be in college?
Guys?
Half naked, pleasuring yourself or whatever
Have I got some news for you.
Have probably been drooling over for the past four years!
Have you ever done this before?
Have you seen Amanda Beckett?
Have you seen my father? Does he have a weapon?
He asked me to hold his laser pointer.
He got out of that car
He is not even Brad in "Twelve Monkeys"...
He made you drink, took your clothes off
He told you that?
He was doing this mall tour, and he came here to our mall.
He was so beautiful.
He wh what?
He'll do.
He's a premed.
He's Preston, you know?
He's underneath the window
Heard that too.
Hell, I even tried crawling back to Janeen.
Hello?
Hello? Get this off your head.
Here we go.
Hey, Amanda, do you want some watermelon?
Hey, and what about that time during softball practice...
Hey, buddy! Hey.
Hey, dude, did you hear? I'm naked under my gown.
Hey, how ya been?
Hey, I got one for ya.
Hey, I know this song.
Hey, isn't this the weekend...
Hey, it's ancient history, right?
Hey, Luke doesn't push Vader.
Hey, man. See if I contact you for the reunion.
Hey, man. You want a beer?
Hey, Mike. What's up, man?
Hey, viva la pool house, right?
Hey, who wants to go in the hot tub with us?
Hey, yo, Corinne, baby. What's up?
Hey, yo, white boy. You better check yourself, man.
Hey, yo, white boy. You better check yourself, man.
Hey, yo, you think he's gonna hizzit the skizzins?
Hey, you stopped speakin' to me.
Hey. Did you hear Mike Dexter broke up with her?
Hi! Oh, my God, you guys. Come on in.
Hi. No, it's okay.
Hi. Wait. You guys, no one can go in the fancy room, okay?
His wardrobe alone leaves him open for public mockery.
How about that party? It's gonna be huge!
How do you know it wasn't your fault?
How do you like me now, buddy?
How my heart stops every time that I see her.
How sick and deluded are you?
How the hell do you know?
How there's this really amazing person inside of her...
How you doin', girls?
How's my boys?
Huh, women.
Huntington Hills High, kiss my assl
I almost fell out of my dress!
I am a sex machine!
I am a sex machine.
I am gonna hook up with someone at this party...
I am not your girl, and you're obviously drunk.
I better double bag it. I don't know where that girl been.
I broke up with the hottest girl in school.
I can finally give you this sappy love letter...
I can't believe he broke up with her.
I can't believe I'm going to this party.
I can't believe we jumped William.
I can't believe you broke up with her, man.
I can't feel my legs. I have no legs!
I cannot listen to this.
I could be into that.
I couldn't say anything. I couldn't move.
I did not cry.
I did not write "Denise Fleming is a tampon."
I didn't know what to do.
I didn't want him.
I do not think I am better than anybody.
I do think there's such a thing as fate.
I don't know about you...
I don't know.
I don't see no 'hos, Kenny.
I don't think I know me as anything else.
I don't think I'm gonna be drinking like that for a while.
I don't understand. I mean, what happened?
I don't wanna waste this.
I don't want to know.
I downloaded this little baby off the net.
I feel like
I felt really bad afterwards.
I got caught. I'm going to community college.
I got warts all over my feet.
I guess that's just the price you pay for dating Christie Turlington.
I had a clear shot, and I hesitated.
I hate to interrupt this alternate universe you've wandered into here...
I have a really important question for Barry Manilow.
I have the letter.
I haven'f heard fhaf song in, like, ten years.
I haven't seen my boyfriend in six hours.
I heard that Mike broke up with her a year ago...
I hope he isn't having any trouble blendin' in.
I just don't know why I did it for so long.
I just heard Mike Dexter and Amanda Beckett broke up.
I know it sounds lame, but it felt good.
I know it's over, it's done.
I know no one else has.
I know this song.
I know.
I like that guy.
I mean, come on. Scott Baio.
I mean, fhere was even fhat song on fhe radio.
I mean, he's Preston.
I mean, peep this. They say in here...
I mean, Preston, we are so outta here.
I mean, seriously, my parents are coming home on Sunday.
I mean, this went back to the "Happy Days" years...
I mean, you know, you need someone to listen.
I mean, you're welcome.
I meant that since we'd never done it before...
I missed you so much !
I never even talked to him, and he was right there.
I never got a chance to thank you for covering for me last night.
I never said I was an expert.
I never told you, but I had the hugest boner.
I really should've taken this one to the grave.
I roll up on that shortie, like, "What's up, yo?"
I said I was 16.
I said that, didn't l?
I saved a special space for you to sign in the back.
I saw no third dimension.
I shouldn't have said You know.
I still have that red bandanna.
I think
I think I saw that foreign exchange student...
I think I'm ready to do this.
I think it's cool. Throw me one.
I think my emergency was just a little bit larger than yours, junior.
I think we should get back together.
I think you dropped this.
I think you made a real connection there.
I thought Beth can kiss your ass. Come on.
I thought college was gonna be a 24 7 orgy.
I wanna see you
I want to explain.
I was always just this little, well, nobody.
I was like, "Dude, you're never gonna get that smell out of there."
I was reminiscin' today. I was thinkin' about that time in seventh grade.
I was talking to somebody!
I was thinking maybe you'd like to come to my van...
I was totally remembering the time we were in the seventh grade...
I will know exactly how many spirits I may imbibe...
I wish. I can't even get digits as a freshman.
I wonder how William's doin' at the party.
I, uh Yo, I must have died and gone to heaven...
I'd meet him.
I'll be right back. I promise.
I'll be the band, dudes.
I'll kick everyone's ass in this room!
I'll make love to you
I'll scream loose in my mind Are you blind
I'll see ya.
I'll tell you what my problem is!
I'm a loser.
I'm a total loser.
I'm allergic.
I'm gonna be at some bar with chicks all over me.
I'm gonna be the first Huntington Hills student...
I'm gonna go do it right now.
I'm gonna go see what the other guys are doin'. Maybe they got some balls.
I'm harnessing my chi. Don't laugh at me.
I'm just flossin' while those two 'hos over there scratch it out...
I'm not the one that used to spend the night at his house.
I'm so glad I got a chance to see you. I know you're leaving tomorrow.
I'm so glad you came, and you brought a friend.
I'm sorry too.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. You gave that to me. I had to take it.
I'm the king of beer!
I'm thinkin' about askin' her out. It's time to get freaky!
I'm trying to make the best of it.
I'm trying to think.
I've been doing a lot of thinking...
I've got this workshop with Kurt Vonnegut, and
I've had a library book out since the third grade.
If I had arrived on time, I never would have seen her.
If is finally time for Kenny Fisher fo become the man.
If they get to wear the shirts, maybe I should wear the hat.
If they were still here, I'd break 'em like Kato!
If you ask me, I never really saw you two together in the first place.
If you really want to be with him, get back on that phone...
If's about love.
Iive on fhe phone from his sold ouf concerf in Tokyo.
In fact, we all need to talk.
In my way
In your braces and nobody wanted to tell you.
Is how she should just give me a chance.
Is like a superhighway of U.F.O. activity.
Is there another bathroom upstairs?
Is this the beer?
Is Velma from "Scooby Doo."
It ain't your fault you lack the flavor.
It breaks my heart to see you this way.
It gets better.
It just works in really fucked up ways sometimes.
It might be a good idea to lay off that alcohol.
It rains here no more.
It took me all day, but I narrowed it down...
It was her first day at school.
It was like everything was finally falling into place.
It was October, freshman year.
It was this guy
It worked. All right, take off their clothes.
It would've been cool to make out with her, though.
It's all about the memories, man. All about the memories.
It's all falling into place. It's like it's fate.
It's all right. I told...
It's ancient history.
It's in there, but
It's in there, too, but...
It's just God, at first, it was all so unbelievable.
It's just funny that he finally...
It's not about a dog. It's about a woman named Amanda.
It's not just some sappy love letter telling her...
It's not just to tell her how I think she's more than the homecoming queen...
It's not like you hear fhe song "Mandy' on fhe radio every day.
It's not that far.
It's okay.
It's okay. I don't think it's weird.
It's okay. I'm okay.
It's one of our shirts, man. I'm wearin' it for publicity.
It's someone who has sex with trees.
It's the first time I'd ever felt cool in my whole life.
It's time to find out.
Jessica, thank you for coming. Kenny.
Jesus cribs!
Joanie.
Juliet says Hey, if's Romeo
Just
Just broke up with Amanda. Like, seconds ago.
Just come on in. Just, you know, drink, be happy.
Just judging from my little experience last night...
Just like you didn't destroy my Cabbage Patch Kid in second grade.
Just one chance.
Just so you know.
Just stop, okay?
Kenny Fisher?
Kind of giggling with your girlfriends. You remember that?
Knows a guy who knows a scout in L.A.
Layin' everybody low
Let me just say that I don't know what I put in that letter.
Let's go, boys. Time is honey.
Let's go! Time to get up!
Let's load these sickos into the wagon.
Lichter!
Lichter!
Like if I wanted it bad enough, I could make it happen.
Like you want me to
Like, had I at least maybe said something.
Listen. I know that must sound really strange, but
Look at the stars.
Look at the stars.
Look at you, mister. I'm a big football jock.
Look what I got now! I got the
Look, all I'm saying is...
Look, baby.
Look, Beth, we need to talk.
Look, I am telling you...
Look, I'm
Look, just slow down a sec, would you?
Look, shut up about the dog, okay?
Look, you come in here lookin' like the white artist formerly known as Prince.
Look. My flashlight.
Look. You're drunk, and we're over.
Look...
Looks like someone's auditioning for "Soul Train."
Love hurfs
Love scars
Love wounds
Lynn and I thought that was the funniest thing.
Man, we will. I promise.
Mandy's short for Amanda.
Maybe it was a hero's trial.
Maybe it's because she's just a little too busy...
Maybe it's better this way.
Maybe it's like you said.
Maybe somebody threw it out. You don't throw away a yearbook!
Maybe there isn't such a thing as fate.
Maybe we could find out if there's a reason for all of this
Maybe we could find out what that reason is.
Maybe we should break up with our girlfriends too.
Me and Amanda, definitely.
Mike and I went out for, like, four years.
Mike Dexter broke up with Amanda Beckett.
Mike Dexter broke up with Amanda Beckett.
Mike Dexter is an asshole.
Mike Dexter, you have to sign my yearbook.
Mike, always pickin' on me, yeah.
Mike, sometimes we say things we don't mean.
Mike, wait.
Mine's great.
Miss Walkin' Around, Just, I Think I'm So Much Better Than Everybody Else.
More like...
Move, woman !
Much.
My cousin named her dog Samantha.
My fault. Sorry.
My friends all sold me out.
My gown smells like blue cheese.
My pants!
My parents took me to a 3 D film festival.
My parents! Have you seen them? Are they really angry?
My problem? You want to know what my problem is?
My retainer kind of looks like a Klingon warship.
Nah, that ain't gonna work.
Next time, you know...
Nine. Which of you gorgeous nine will be fhe lucky one?
No one can hear us.
No one's allowed upstairs, okay? Who did this?
No way, man.
No, but there is, see, 'cause...
No, it's not really brown. Oh, he's tall.
No, Mike. My answer is no.
No, that's not what I meant.
No, wait. I'm sorry.
No, you didn't. When I picked her up, her head fell off, you started to cry.
No! You don't just hang up!
No.
No. Fine. What about your shoes?
No. Hell, the next guy who talks to me.
No. I don't know.
No. If had to be a sign.
No. It's okay. Look.
No. Why, have you?
No. You know what? Screw that.
Nobody knows me as anything else.
Nobody understands the value of a yearbook.
Nobody.
Not even.
Not to mention "J oanie Loves Chachi."
Nothing big.
Nothing exciting ever happens here...
Nothing.
Nothing. I mean, nice to tell me that you changed your plans.
Nothing. Sorry. It's just
Now I done my laps...
Now some people, they say the stars are...
Now that Mike is completely out of the picture...
Now that you're finally single...
Now up until now, one could write this off to coincidence...
Now why do you wanna go to this party tonight and look back?
Now, get out!
Now, I will lead Mike and one of his random jock friends...
Now, ladies, ladies, please.
Observe.
Of course I will.
Off of me, please. On to you. Did you finally? Amanda?
Oh, and the drinks are in the back, okay? Oh, Preston.
Oh, damn, man. Our boy's a fag, yo.
Oh, don't let the dog out. Oh, Susan, you look so cute. Oh, hi, Ray.
Oh, God, you're a hottie!
Oh, God!
Oh, God.
Oh, God. Here we go.
Oh, God. Let's get outta here.
Oh, God. Mike, get off.
Oh, hey, guys.
Oh, I do remember that. You were eating Chee tos.
Oh, I'm the weirdo.
Oh, Jason, I never should have believed those rumors.
Oh, man. Hey, don't worry about it, man.
Oh, man. I hope you guys are okay.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Did you hear? Mike totally dumped Amanda.
Oh, my God. I'm tellin' little Kenny how we used to call him "Chester Chee tos."
Oh, my God. Matt. Vicki just told me about this huge party tonight.
Oh, no, baby, please! You are far too fine to look so sad.
Oh, no. It's William.
Oh, please. Listen to you. Look. There's a mirror right there.
Oh, shit.
Oh, thank God. Look at you.
Oh, that and...
Oh, then I guess you heard about Mike dumpin' Amanda.
Oh, wait. Is that poop?
Oh, will you get off?
Oh, won'f yoi please take me home
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, you know what? That is enough !
Oh. There's two other phones.
Okay, I don't think she's prettier than Gwyneth.
Okay, I'm done now.
Okay, my turn.
Okay, we're gonna rendezvous here at 0030 hours, all right?
Okay, yeah. Yeah.
Okay. See you later.
On Brooklyn Avenue
One groom to be throwin' up all over you...
One, two Whoa! What is that?
One, two, three!
Only you
Open net! Scores!
Or even a unique spirit like me, for instance?
Or is this the end
Or jusf friends
Or Mike's girlfriend or...
Ordering around her little conformist flock of sheep.
Over who gets to knock the boots with me, you know what I'm sayin'?
Packin' a pleasure chest and some girl's just gonna give it up?
Party and get with every chick in sight, man...
Peace out, G.
Please board af track 28.
Please. It was the first time I'd ever had a boyfriend.
Precious moments
Preston Meyers? Dude, what's goin' on, man?
Preston Meyers. Not one step further until you sign my yearbook.
Preston, because you haven't had the chance to revise it...
Preston, good luck.
Preston? I don't know.
Ready fo put my love on the line
Really? That's not what your girlfriend said last night in your van.
Really? Well, if I'd known you were gonna be in here...
Really? What's that?
Really? Which ones?
Remember that time when I was about to talk to that beautiful girl...
Remember that time you danced with me at the sock hop?
Remember that? Huh?
Right after his first season of "Charles ln Charge."
Right nexf to me.
Right. Exactly. Uh
Right. She was also a cool
Said I love you like the sfars above
Scared of being alone.
Second grade?
See, I always knew that somehow...
See, I told you guys she went to our school. Pay up.
See, it's just that Rachel's parents, they have mirrors.
See, that's the problem because Mike is the same guy now he was then.
See? That's why I said no smoking in the house!
Seriously, and you're, like, Gwyneth.
Seriously, guys. I'm over it. Really.
Seriously, man.
Seriously, you know he regrets breaking up with her.
She be like, "You don't know 20 ways to make me call you Big Papa."
She is dyin' to have sex with me.
She reached into her bag...
She walks into mine.
She was a prize piece if I ever saw one.
She was all cozy with some senior.
She's not supposed fo be wifh somebody else. She's supposed to be with me.
She's right there.
She's singing Hey, my boyfriend's back
Sheep!
Shit. You're not gonna tell my parents about this, are you?
Shouldn't come around here singing up af people like fhat
Shouldn't you be home playing with your computer?
Shut that door!
Shut up!
Shut up. Come on. You can tell me.
Shut up. These are cool.
Sings a sfreetsuss serenade
So
So do you see her? Where'd she go?
So far away
So I went, you know.
So if you've got a question for fhe man who "wrifes the songs"...
So look.
So she was kinda thinkin' that maybe we can spend the night, you know?
So we're gonna do it after the concert.
So were you saving up all that stuff to tell me?
So what happened?
So why didn't you just, you know, break up with him?
So you just kept on eatin' 'em. Oh, my God!
So.
So...
Somebody?
Somebody.
Someone have poop on their shoe?
Someone in there called me a fag.
Something to make me come out a better person.
Sometimes.
Speaking of which...
Specifically to avoid moments like this one, actually.
Steps ouf of the shade says something like
Steve, make him say somethin' else.
Suicidal.
Sure.
Sure. Why not?
Take care of yourself, okay?
Take care.
Take it easy, Trip.
Take me back? Please.
Take me down to fhe paradise city
Take off the hat.
Tear me a rug Take me back to fhe start
Tell me about it.
Tell me we'll never break up.
Ten lovely ladies, yo. Each one af my disposal.
Ten willin' and able four guides into fhe theme park of love.
Thank God we got these T shirts printed, huh? Yeah. Check 'em out.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. I've gotten better since then.
Thanks for listening. God, I got to be prom queen...
Thanks for telling the cops all that stuff.
Thanks, man.
Thanks.

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