Our Idiot Brother Edit

A lot of bad lawyer clothes.

About any of this when, according to you, I'm... What was it, Ned?

About Tatiana.

About the health insurance? Why are you such a blabbermouth?

Absolutely, no, for sure. I'm not a charity case.

Absolutely, yeah. Everybody's dated a jerk,

According to Billy, she hasn't taken him on an outing in months.

Actually, don't say anything at all. Just keep your mouth shut.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah. I'm not happy at the way this story's been put together, Miranda.

Ahh.

Ahh.

All I want is to take that pitcher and just dump it

All right then, that's it.

All right, guys.

All right, if you insist. Uh...

All right, River, come on! Here we go!

All right? Before you jump in with the answer, even if you know it.

All right.

All right.

All the documentary guys were going for dim sum.

An accident is when you fall off your fucking bike!

An right!

And all of the artistic repression that she faced in Belorussia.

And came out knowing I just used sex to make me feel like I was in control.

And he just told me some real interesting news.

And he works in Poverty at the UN.

And his tittle Russian ballerina bitch.

And I just needed this appointment today, I'm having a tough go of it.

And I know you own contacts. You're wearing plastic shoes,

And I'm from Paramus, New Jersey.

And I'm gonna rent the goat barn on the back 40, so...

And I'm just...

And I'm telling you, there's no fucking way a rooster is depressed, Billy,

And play a fucking game of charades!

And that is that I like to think that if you put your trust out there,

And then brainwash them into prostitution.

And then sold their sex tape to pay his legal bills,

And then there's Shanequa, she got really into boxing.

And then, I went in the win room.

And to power through infidelity, man, you can do that,

And we thought... um...

And what is this shirt even made of?

And you get to work with Dylan on the documentary.

And you look great. Whose dress are you wearing?

And you traumatize him. Is that what you want?

And you're not really his type, physically. That was it, but...

And you're sure that she's gonna leave Willie Nelson behind?

And you've never given me any grandchildren.

And, seriously, congratulations on your wins.

Any plans for tomorrow?

Anybody else? How about you? Beth?

Anyway, what I was saying though, is people recycle cans,

Anywhere. Here's fine.

Apparently, you're shooting the movie naked.

Arabella? I was thinking we should get started.

Are staying there. There's, like, six of them.

Are you kidding? This is great.

Are you mad about the rooster thing?

Are you seriously gonna put that dog in that position?

Are you sick?

Are you speaking from personal experience?

At which time you'll provide me with a urine sample. You understand?

Babe, you OK?

Because Dylan is totally the asshole in this situation for sure.

Because it's not my choice. I'd love to be working there,

Because the idea of the two of you sitting around, talking about girls,

Because then we would've blown through Dylan's inheritance by now.

Because you didn't want mud tracked in the house, huh?

Behind the thing that you did? it'll take two minutes.

Billy said that you'd be cool with it.

Billy, get me the phone.

Billy, put the dog in the house. Put the dog in the house, Billy!

Billy, you said you'd be supportive.

Bizarre.

Boys, girls, old, young, thin, fat.

Buddy!

But do you think you're not as much of a lesbian as you thought?

But for you, she'd probably give it to you for $500.

But I don't think you've given me any other choice.

But I really am the better caregiver.

But it is not fair to uproot this animal. He loves it here.

But my girlfriend, Janet, doesn't want it to happen really.

But not, like, the full amount.

But now, I'm engaged to marry a man who actually loves me.

But some of us like to sit around, enjoy our family, and play a game of charades.

But the city's no place for Willie Nelson or for me.

But then she'd make you go to rock shows.

But they all feel really sorry, I swear.

But they're both named Lindsay.

But you know what I'm gonna do is get some money together

But, hey, I never tire of it.

But, more often than not, I think that if you do,

But, not your problem.

Bye!

Can I please have water without win?

Can we discuss living with that many people at this age?

Can you just think for a minute what it was like for me these past few months?

Cato!

Chop me. Do it.

Christ! It's after 10:00, for Christ's sakes, River has school in the morning.

Cite Ohio v. McNally, Doug.

Come in.

Come on, All right, here they come.

Come on, bud, let's go.

Come on, it's time to go, come on.

Come on, Janet, it's just a dog.

Come on, Ned, spit it out.

Come on, Ned.

Come on.

Come on.

Coming, coming!

Contain your enthusiasm, Nat.

Cool, I'll tell him.

Crazy Heart. "Crazy Little Thing Called Love.“

Cult? No.

Cut to: I'm on the charity circuit.

Damn it. What?

Damn Ned!

Did she ever say it was off the record?

Did you call Dr. Silverman?

Do you know that Dylan shoots in the nude?

Do you think this is an ugly candle?

Doesn't mean he's going to grow up to be a frat boy rapist.

Doesn't mean he's going to grow up to be a frat boy rapist.

Dolly!

Don't enable him. Don't...

Don't forget Lassie. 'Cause you miss your doggie.

Don't let the bedbugs bite.

Don't take this the wrong way,

Don't you start crying, too, OK?

Don't...!

Dude, just 'cause you're straight doesn't mean you're homophobic.

Dude, this is what happens when you don't use your head.

Dude... do you have Tourettes?

Dylan and I aren't interested in those values, Ned.

Dylan and I aren't interested in those values, Ned.

Dylan!

Dylan! Dylan!

Even making me feel like a criminal for suggesting that he stay somewhere else.

Even though you've never had a real job and that problem with the jail business,

Every man I meet is either a dick or a loser.

Everything was going fine until he arrived.

Excuse me, sir, would it be possible for my son to see him?

Exhausting.

First of all, we need to step on it, we're really late.

For God's sake, Ned, we have other things on our mind,

For making me feel like a second class citizen.

For Ned, yeah, for you.

For what? Selling her soul for a story?

Fuck.

Fuck. Fuckity fuck, Ned, she's getting a lawyer.

Fuck. Look, Ned, I am begging you. Don't fucking do this to me, please?

Gave up on what?

Get on your feet. Come on, come here.

Get your book bag, get out of here.

Gimme A Break.

Give me a chop.

Give me that, Ned!

Go back to your fruits and vegetables, honey.

Go get the bags, wise guy.

God, I just didn't want to believe it!

God, Ned just showed up.

God, what do I fucking do?

Goddamn it, I just want to sit around with my family

Goddamn it. OK, I'll be up in five minutes. OK?

Good behavior. I won Most Cooperative Inmate, four months running.

Good. Good. Everything's great, officer.

Got my hair styled every day and wore absurd heels that no one can walk in,

Gotta get that sample.

Great, go and get the pens and paper.

Great.

Grow the hell up, Ned.

Ha ha ha ha.

Hand chopping.

Hang on, I'm getting call waiting. Hello?

Have a good night.

Have a great Shabbos with those. Thanks a lot.

He didn't do shit. We put him there, all of us.

He does pottery at the UN?

He gets very excited playing parlor games.

He has a friend who's also going through a divorce.

He just got out of jail.

He said that Dylan was spending a lot of private time...

He said you can be a tad bossy.

He said your personality gets in the way of your looks, your very good looks.

He so badly wants to be there.

He stands up, bids $25,000.

He thinks the idea is as ludicrous as you do.

He was flying around the room like a maniac.

He was just frustrated, officer.

He's a gem. OK, Ned, you gotta do me a favor.

He's been so edgy and... distant.

He's in jail, Janet.

He's just a fuck up who needs help.

He's just an organic farmer that made a stupid mistake. So...

He's pretty funny.

He's really nice and really funny.

He's right, you should.

He's seven years old, for Christ's sakes.

He's so awesome. He just knit me a scarf.

He's very, very good, actually.

Here you go, officer, have some rhubarb.

Here, Ned, It's just a little something.

Here's the thing, I...

Hey guys, I know how to get Uncle Ned to leave prison.

Hey, Beth.

Hey, by the way, thanks for going with Miranda to that benefit.

Hey, can I get your honest opinion on something?

Hey, come here.

Hey, Dune's on Showtime, directors cut. You want...'?

Hey, easy language, man.

Hey, Ebony, thank you for the playlist.

Hey, is it lame if I bail on Nat's show?

Hey, Jeremy. Uh, is it...

Hey, just remember,

Hey, man, can I try some acai berry?

Hey, man, have you seen Willie Nelson?

Hey, man, Janet's been trying to rent out that old goat barn.

Hey, Miranda, do you have any toothpaste 1 can borrow?

Hey, Nat. Oh, no, I'm just with your brother

Hey, read it last night. Quite the story.

Hey, Riv, check it out.

Hey, sunshine, we gotta get home and practice your shehnai,

Hey, Tatiana. Sorry!

Hey, thanks, man. Wow.

Hey, Willie.

Hey, you know, I've been meaning to tell you.

Hey, you know, that Christian, he's kind of lame, but he's really handsome.

Hey, you wanna hear something weird?

Hey, your two job's gonna look good on my monthly stats.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hi, Darren, how are you?

Hi, everyone, my name is Beth Phillips

Hi, hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. Where did you go?

His whole "I'm saving the world" thing, it was bullshit, right?

Hiya!

Hmm. Hm.

Hold on. Right here.

Hope you sleep well. Ned, you might wanna take a look at that.

How about we put down you're staying away from past criminal associates?

How can you do this to me? Just say "Yes, this happened.“

How could you do that to me, Ned?

How could you do this to a person? That's so messed up.

How many times did you criticize him for having bad breath?

How many times did you insult him by telling him he had had breath?

How many times did you make me throw Willie Nelson outside in the cold

How much more do you need to move back to that sheep farm, or whatever?

How we doing this evening?

How's that?

Huh! It's, uh, 7:35, you know kids these days.

Humans do it, roosters do it, then they don't crow in the morning.

Hydrate.

I am different from you.

I am not gonna stand here and be insulted on my own porch.

I am sorry I don't have a fat, throbbing cock for you!

I asked for that side by side, not swirled. Thanks.

I can't believe I'm calling this person.

I can't believe you...

I can't do it.

I can't do it. I've got a crazy deadline, I really need to focus.

I can't have this child.

I can't just kick him out. I'll talk to him.

I can't just turn my back on him for no reason.

I can't wait. You better come visit me.

I cheated on her, I got pregnant, she should be pissed.

I do. Hey, you wanna go out with me sometime?

I don't even know where to begin.

I don't even...

I don't know how you describe it. How would you describe Nat?

I don't know what I was thinking.

I don't know! Echo's Eve months, so, you know...

I don't know. I don't want to sound conceited or anything,

I don't know. I mean, I'm not gonna be working at the farm anymore.

I don't see you laughing right now.

I don't think I can ask her again, Cin.

I don't understand what you're talking about.

I don't understand. So this cop, he just came up

I don't wanna fuck it up with her, Ned.

I don't wanna know.

I dropped everything to drive you around that day.

I feel kind of bad, it was a big opportunity for her.

I feel like I'm gonna cry.

I get worried, because...

I guess it's me.

I hardly think you're in a position to give man advice!

I have other things to do than worry about getting my rocks off.

I have, like, live hot roommates, a couple of them would totally fuck you.

I haven't thought about it that much, but,

I hope not.

I hope this is OK, Ned.

I I gotta run to keep from hidin'

I I'm alone in the sweet

I just feel bad, you know? They seemed pretty into me.

I just figured, looking at your sheet,

I just need to unload, man. That's part of why I'm here, right?

I just thought that it would be, you know, better if Ned were to...

I just wanna sit and I just wanna play the game.

I just... I feel really hot.

I know you're not gonna call me back, but, um...

I know you're really mad at my mom and Aunt Natalie and Aunt Miranda.

I know you've got a really important life, Miranda,

I know, but I'm so psyched to have you next week.

I know. You just did it five seconds ago.

I like the name Lindsay.

I live my life a certain way.

I love it. Just a couple of guys and a dog, making candles,

I love my brother, but let's be honest, he doesn't live in the adult world.

I love you too, Mom.

I love you, Ned, bye.

I mean you two are obviously not headed in that direction.

I mean, all those humanitarian awards.

I mean, come on.

I mean, he's not like a criminal or anything,

I mean, how long has it been since you've had sex?

I mean, I'm the same. At least, I was, yeah.

I mean, I've lived here for three years.

I mean, if he's a friend of Jeremy's, then I guess I could give it a go.

I mean, if you really...

I mean, is there anything more bothersome than a mom cliche?

I mean, it's kind of gnarly.

I mean, Kum Kak Do, is that what it's called?

I mean, Mom's great and all, but...

I mean, she's being exceptionally cool.

I mean, she's splitting hairs when she says

I mean...

I missed you so much!

I need to find you.

I need to hear it.

I never should have let Ned stay here.

I never wanted him here, but you insisted that he stay,

I panicked, man. Oh, my God, I was running all through town

I remember precisely, 'cause I thought it was pretty mean.

I said I broke down and smoked a joint with the kid who lives across...

I said, "Do you have any toothpaste I can borrow?“

I say we put a bin out and let people bring back their old drippings

I see no resemblance.

I swear, I try and do good, but I just screw it up.

I take him to work, he hangs me out to dry in front of everyone.

I tell you, that Arabella she is one cool chick.

I think Dylan's having an affair.

I think I need leg warmers.

I think that's a really good way to live your life.

I think you're fucking awesome.

I think your erection in my leg totally threw me.

I thought she was a Buddhist or something,

I thought the girls wouldn't want you hanging around,

I thought you said he sold drugs to a policeman?

I told her to tell you earlier, but you know what she's like...

I told you never to interrupt me when I'm working.

I understand. Look, you won't even notice that I'm here.

I wanna play charades, what's the big deal about that?

I wanna work, so if you hear of anything, any odd jobs or anything,

I was at home watching Kourtney and Kim Take New York.

I will see you in three weeks.

I will.

I wouldn't understand? Why wouldn't I understand?

I'll be back in a couple of minutes, I just have to help her out.

I'll call you back. Ned, what did you just say?

I'll cut you a slice, River, you can take it with you.

I'll take care of Janet.

I'm feel really affronted right now, man, on my own property.

I'm glad you're staying here.

I'm gonna be...

I'm gonna bring Darren in on this.

I'm gonna peace you in the side of the head if you don't give us the dog.

I'm just kind of doing this as an odd job,

I'm just trying to help! OK, Liz? That's all!

I'm leaving this house before you make me lose my temper

I'm Ned Rochlin. Why are you talking so slow?

I'm not either.

I'm not giving that irresponsible man child my dog.

I'm not gonna receive that with anything but love.

I'm not gonna uproot him. I'm still gonna work here.

I'm not tickling you, what are you talking about?

I'm not your therapist, Ned. You don't tell your parole officer you got high.

I'm on parole.

I'm pretty sure it's nothing like that.

I'm so sorry, I know how much you love him.

I'm so sorry, I'm really embarrassed.

I'm so... I'm so...

I'm sorry, I can't... I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry, I just really need the car keys.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Um.,. what else?

I'm sure we could rustle up some cash for you?

I'm surprised that you even asked my opinion on your work,

I'm telling you, Omar, good things happen.

I'm thinking, today.

I'm... Officer... Omar... Coleman.

I'm... your... parole." officer.

I've been wanting to tell you guys. I think it's time for me to move on.

I've got to call Nat. Whoa!

I've made some changes since you've been gone.

I've never heard of that one before. Tell me about that.

If she loves you, she'll forgive you.

If the driver knew there was traffic, why didn't the driver call me then?

If you could get two months worth of rent together, then maybe you could...

If you could read it over carefully, please,

If you get cold, there are coats up in the...

Ilene, you can't take this dog! This is his home!

In front of my children.

In Japan, for protesting about whales...

In less than 20 minutes and I...

Including you, Janet.

Is so pathetic, it's almost funny.

Is that it gives you a unique perspective.

Is that it? That's it?

Is that my brush? Ew! What are you doing?

Is that true?

Is this true?

Is whether this information is true.

Isn't it funny how life works?

Isn't that a beautiful testimony?

It doesn't always work out, clearly.

It doesn't even look like you.

It doesn't seem like you think it's funny at all.

It saved me. I was like your brother is now, floating.

It was her friend Tim that left him with us.

It's a Brazilian.

It's a sign.

It's all we need to know, Ned.

It's almost funny?

It's an ulcer, I'm telling you.

It's because I don't have health insurance. That's what it was.

It's better than Echo.

It's cool you're out of jail.

It's cool. Sleep well, bud.

It's gonna be all right.

It's gonna be OK, Willie Nelson.

It's just getting to be too much.

It's like a science experiment back there.

It's lovely to see you, Thank you.

It's not a trick question. Are you or aren't you sleeping with her?

It's not better now, I thought you were gonna be at the Dixie Chicks concert.

It's not like a cult, is it?

It's rare that we get love from the clients.

It's so depressing.

It's still light out.

It's the same story for all of them.

It's the same stupid clue Mom always puts in for River.

It's to shoot her scars of oppression, or something,

It's totally cool. Some of the moves are just like Taekwondo.

It's under control now.

It's very sweet, Ned.

It's what's best for him.

It's Willie Nelson's poo that gives it that glow.

It's... it's been a hard week, you know?

J' 'Cause whenever you've gone and Fm left ah' alone

J' 'Til you'd hear him bark

J' All the love in your heart

J' And his name was Blue

J' And I got one more silver dollar

J' And it wouldn't be long

J' And Pm bound to keep on ridfn'

J' And yesterday's memories still find me

J' And you?e hard to impress

J' As you feel J'

J' But I know... I

J' Every night about dark

J' He'd go out

J' I ain't gonna let 'em catch me, no

J' I ain't gonna let 'em catch the midnight rider J'

J' I had a dog

J' I was wrong about that

J' I'll stay on the bus Forget about us

J' I'll tell you what

J' I'm coming home I've done my time

J' I'm taking you with me

J' I'm taking you with me

J' I've got a wonderful future behind me

J' If I don't see a ribbon 'round the ole oak tree

J' If I don't see a yellow ribbon 'round

J' If you received my letter telling you I'd soon be free

J' If you still want me

J' Keep returning

J' My past and my present

J' No, I didn't really like you at first

J' Nothing for me

J' Now I've got to know what is and isn't mine

J' Of dreams

J' Ol' Blue would do

J' Put the blame on me

J' So wherever I go

J' So wherever I go

J' Sounds funny But you might be the best

J' That you?e beautiful as you feel

J' That you're beautiful

J' That's where you belong

J' Then people gonna treat you better

J' Then you still want me

J' Then you'll know just what to do

J' three been three long years Do you still want me?

J' Tie a yellow ribbon 'round the ole oak tree

J' Today as I walk through my garden

J' Waiting for me

J' Well, the world seems worse

J' Wherever I go

J' Wherever I go

J' With a smile on your face and show the world

J' Yeah, Blue

J' Yeah, Blue

J' Yeah, Blue Yeah, Blue

J' Yeah, Blue Yeah, Blue I

J' You got to get up every morning

J' You say them is happiness

J' You're beautiful

J' You're coming along

J' You're coming along

J' You're gonna find Yes, you will

J' You're in my heart I

Janet said no.

Janet, hey, what's up?

Janet, Ned needs Willie Nelson's company right now.

Janet's told me a lot of stuff about you. Some of it's pretty intense.

Janny, where's the dog bowl that he loves so much?

Jer, see if he's out there for me.

Jeremy and I were talking,

Jeremy Ends it a burden to shave, but he loves free food.

Jeremy, my pilot light's out again.

Jesus Christ, you guys, all Miranda's saying is just,

Jesus, what do we do?

Jesus.

Jesus. Me.

Just bring him out here. He probably doesn't understand the form.

Just check it out, no pressure.

Just gotta get the keys!

Just play the fucking game!

Just that you're apparently pregnant

Keep your mouth shut, Ned, just keep it shut!

Know what I mean?

L feel so positive and, like, really, like, clear.

Lady Arabella Galloway, heir presumptive to the House of Stuart,

Last time I did that I almost singed off my eyeball.

Let's face it, I mean...

Let's get an early start, we'll beat the crowds.

Let's go to the win room.

Let's go.

Let's just drop it, because you wouldn't understand.

Like I can do anything.

Like, if Tatiana's nude, then he has to be nude.

Like, maybe it would be cool if you just, like,

Lindsay and her friend, they're gonna analyze every word

Little boys tight.

Little boys tight.

Liz, every time he sees those boys doing karate in class,

Liz, I mean, look. I don't know. What's going on with your hair here?

Liz?

Liz...

Locked? She locked it?

Look at this. I can get it... This is how high I can go.

Look what she's reading, it's like a novelization of Us Weekly.

Look, I am really happy that you got out of prison.

Look, I know you tried.

Look, there's nothing I can do. He refused to sign.

Look, you have a case, but you don't need one.

Looked semi fuckable once in a while.

Looks like you found a use for your mom's post 9/11 escape raft.

Man, can you hold this? Thanks.

Man, I had a feeling about that.

Man, I screwed it up with my sisters, I'm back living with my mom.

Max and I think you're really cute.

Maybe going all "Honest Ned" on her worked.

Maybe it was some, like, dance experiment or...

Maybe there's something on your movie you could...

Miranda Rochlin. Just sign here, we'll process you out.

Miranda, I would never say that about you.

Miranda? What are you talking about?

Miranda's such a bitch sometimes,

Mom and Dad don't like violent movies.

Mom means well.

Mom, if he doesn't want to be released to us, we can't force him.

Mom, nobody's in the mood.

Mom's heart is in the right place.

Move on through it. Come away from the testicles and up to your higher self.

Mr. Rochlin, sir, I suggest you step outside.

My brother in law's doing a documentary up in the building up there,

My God, after everything she's been through. All the humiliation with

My God, I get to rock the full on slumber party

Nat, are you all right?

Nat.

Natalie says you haven't had sex in like a year.

Ned, come on, she knew you and I were a team.

Ned, I'm so sorry, it's not gonna happen.

Ned, interviewing is an art form.

Ned, tell me exactly what he said.

Ned, this is Billy. Billy, this is.,. Ned.

Ned, what's the laptop doing in his bedroom?

Ned, why would I want a past lover living in my backyard?

Ned, you always have the most gorgeous rhubarb.

Ned, you had, like, eight months to think about this.

Ned! That...

Ned?

Neither do I, at least I don't think I do.

Next of all, maybe don't say anything stupid.

Night, Nan

Nighty night.

No trouble, we're not breaking the law.

No way, man. There's no such thing as an ugly homemade candle.

No way, they're home!

No, all we have is that storage room and Dan's friends from the Ukraine

No, I didn't say anything.

No, I don't think you're an idiot.

No, I don't wanna date my sister. But what about you?

No, I mean, she didn't say that at all.

No, it's just he's family, Dylan.

No, it's just...

No, maybe I should've tried harder or just...

No, no, no, I am.

No, no, no, Ned.

No, no, no! I wanna talk about this now, damn it!

No, no, no. Arabella and a stabbing?

No, no, really. I'm fine. I promise. You kids enjoy yourseives.

No, no.

No, not at all, He's very cute.

No, thanks. I'm gonna stay here, man.

No, The Pink... It's just Pink Panther

No, what I'm truly fascinated by is the work you are doing with Destiny's House.

No, you don't.

No, you're not playing, you're not at all.

No! No, it was just a thing. God, I fucking love Cindy.

No. I mean...

No. I'll tell you what, I'll take you both.

No. No, we're pretty well staffed at the moment.

Nobody loves anything as unconditionally as Ned loves.

Nobody loves that dog the way Ned loves that dog.

None of this would be possible if it wasn't for this amazing woman,

Nope, almost there.

Not in front of the chickens, babe...

Not just like boxing matches, more like Tight training.

Not me and you, me and Willie Nelson.

Now I have to report you or else I could lose my job.

Of every text you ever send her.

Officer Omar Coleman. Is your son home?

Officer Washburn, how you doing today?

Officer.

Oh, buddy. Willie.

Oh, but your story's adult with all the gory details

Oh, come on!

Oh, fuck, man, I totally forgot to ask her.

Oh, God, sorry, yeah. I must've lost track of time again.

Oh, God!

Oh, God! Cindy! Cindy!

Oh, God! Willie Nelson.

Oh, I do know that, and I love you too.

Oh, I don't know. It's kind of private.

Oh, my God, that...! Congratulations, man!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. What have you done to your vagina?

Oh, no, he had a cupcake yesterday.

Oh, no, no, no, no! This is just...

Oh, no, no, she's open to pretty much anyone.

Oh, now if you're gonna move into that barn residence you referred to,

Oh, now you're Mn Moral High Ground?

Oh, please. He's fucking her.

Oh, right in my gluteus maximus!

Oh, shit.

Oh, thank God, Willie Nelson!

Oh, that was so much fun, Ned.

Oh, uh...

Oh, uh...

Oh, yeah, but it's family first, right?

Oh, yeah, GK, Ned.

Oh, yeah, it's my fault you're throwing up.

Oh, yeah, that would be great, if you wanted, you know,

Oh, yeah, yeah. OK.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. I didn't know if you saw it.

Oh, yes, sir, Your Honor.

Oh, yes. I'm Ned.

Oh, you mean recently? No. I just meant in general, I have seen him.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Dude! Man, there goes my ride.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. He's not a.., He's not a criminal or anything,

Oh. I've heard a lot about you. How's it going, Ned?

Oh. No, Ned, it's all right. I get it.

Oh. No, not really. But thanks for asking. That's really sweet.

OK, get out. How does that feel?

OK, I didn't just hear that.

OK, I love Miranda, but...

OK, I love that tactic.

OK, I really didn't want to get litigious, but I brought a lawyer.

OK, I took the liberty of writing up a checklist,

OK, it's a movie.

OK, Liz, look.

OK, my lawyer said you agreed not to ask about him and the whole YouTube thing,

OK, Ned told me the facts. I had to put it together.

OK, um, he re's your story.

OK, well, thank you guys for your help.

OK, what does that mean?

OK, what you don't understand is that my brother is a retard.

OK.

OK. Well, currently I'm staying with my mom in Long Island. Although, I...

OK...

Oliver Wendell Holmes 101.

Omega 3s for the blepharitis, it helps with everything.

On top of it all, I broke down and smoked a joint

On your back.

On your feet, River Rochlin Byng.

One minute I'm scrubbing toilets at Marble Valley Regional with Dom,

One more minute or I'm getting the cranberry juice.

One more thing...

One of the things about being the dumb, slutty one

One of the wealthiest women in the world.

Onto my penis and balls.

Ooh, look at that one. Look at that girl.

Or for farts?

Or for shedding?

Or getting married.

Or something. ls there any kind of motion, or like injunction or something

Or written confirmation that you're staying with a family member.

Or, the crowning glory of terrible mom clichés...

Our door is always open, Ned.

Our idiot brother just ruined my fucking life.

People will rise to the occasion. I really believe that.

Planting kind of depends on the lunar calendar.

Please, let me know, because...

PR thinks it's gonna get you on a bunch of talk shows.

Probably like Anchorman or something, right?

Pum!

Rachel, who is a personal hero to all of us girls.

Really?

Really? You had to go and tell Jeremy about that little stupid thing l said

Remember the time I missed your awards dinner?

Right on. Thanks, man.

Right. Do you want to expand on that?

Riv, where'd you learn about this?

River was conceived in India, near the Ganges.

River, I want you to go tell your mom and your aunts something for me, OK?

River, this one 's for you.

River, why don't you tell Judith about the shehnai?

River's interview is in three days time. I want him to be...

Robbie, we agreed with the publicist not to go there.

Roger... Maybe Roger.

Roll it up, toke it up, do it up.

Sadie. Those aren't ours. Sorry, sorry.

Seduced at 13 or 14 by grown men who make them feel loved