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The Interview (2014)

The Interview (2014)

The Interview is a comedy film released in 2014 that quickly became the center of controversy and media attention. Directed by Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg, the movie stars James Franco and Seth Rogen in the lead roles, with Lizzy Caplan, Randall Park, and Diana Bang in supporting roles.

The film follows the story of Dave Skylark (played by James Franco), a popular talk show host, and his loyal producer Aaron Rapoport (played by Seth Rogen). When they discover that North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un (played by Randall Park) is a fan of their show, they land an interview with him. However, this opportunity attracts the attention of the CIA, who recruit Dave and Aaron to assassinate Kim Jong-un during their visit to North Korea.

The controversy surrounding The Interview arose due to its satirical portrayal of a living political leader, particularly one as notorious and secretive as Kim Jong-un. The North Korean government expressed outrage at the film's premise, labeling it an act of terrorism and threatening retaliation. This led to a major cyberattack on Sony Pictures Entertainment, the film's production company, resulting in sensitive information and unreleased films being leaked.

Despite the controversy, The Interview received a mixed reception upon its release. Critics praised the chemistry between Franco and Rogen, who had previously collaborated on several successful comedies. Their performances are filled with improvisation and comedic timing, lending a genuine and hilarious touch to the film. James Franco's portrayal of the eccentric Dave Skylark is especially noteworthy, delivering countless outrageously funny moments.

The film's supporting cast also delivers memorable performances. Lizzy Caplan plays Agent Lacey, a CIA operative who recruits Dave and Aaron, bringing a level-headed and no-nonsense approach to the team. Randall Park's portrayal of Kim Jong-un is comical yet layered, humanizing the dictator while still poking fun at his controversial leadership. Diana Bang, who plays Sook, a high-ranking North Korean official, brings her own humor and conflict to the story.

The Interview's success can also be attributed to its clever writing and political commentary. While primarily a comedy, the film uses satire to explore the absurdity of international relations and the media. It highlights the power and influence that entertainment can have on politics, while also shedding light on the oppressive conditions within North Korea.

The film's soundtrack is equally memorable and adds to the overall comedic tone. With songs like "Firework" by Katy Perry and "The Real Slim Shady" by Eminem, the soundtrack reflects the film's irreverent and playful spirit. The music enhances the comedic moments and adds energy to the action sequences, creating an engaging viewing experience.

For those interested in experiencing The Interview, you can easily find and download the movie through various streaming platforms. The film's availability on these platforms is testimony to the triumph of freedom of expression and the defeat of attempts to censor art and entertainment. The Interview's relevance extends beyond its comedic value, serving as a symbol of the power of creative expression and the importance of free speech.

In conclusion, The Interview is a controversial yet critically acclaimed comedy that satirizes international politics and media. With a talented cast led by James Franco and Seth Rogen, the film delivers an abundance of laughs and showcases the duo's extraordinary comedic chemistry. Though released in the midst of controversy, The Interview serves as a reminder of the importance of artistic freedom and the role of entertainment in shaping public discourse. So, grab some popcorn, settle in, and prepare for an uproarious, politically-charged ride as you watch or download The Interview.

A country is a lawless jungle.
A gun can't fire without no bullets.
A tiger.
A young, untested leader with nuclear ambition.
Aardvark is hot.
Aardvark is in trouble.
Aardvark,
Aardvark, are you all right?
Aardvark, there are people coming.
Aardvark, there there are people there.
Aaron Rapoport!
Aaron, Aaron.
Aaron, Dave, I'm Captain Sung,
Aaron, I need to talk.
Aaron, that's a little fucked up, no?
Aaron, whoever that is,
Aaron, whoever that is,
Aaron, you are the Samwise Gamgee
Aaron!
About North Korea
About this afterwards, then we can, but not until then.
About... about North Korea. Read the bottom.
Absolutely everyone here is is starving to death.
Actually, I think we should talk about it more.
Administering a fatal dose of poison
Aerodynamics are all off.
After all the... the death camp shit.
After it passes the blood brain barrier,
Agent Lacey!
Agent Lacey.
Ah.
Ah...
Ah...
All questions will be supplied by the Supreme Leader himself.
All right, all right. I already told him.
All right, here we go.
All right, Mr. Skylark, so you'll just place
All right, not now, Malcolm. Not now, not now. Come on.
All right.
All the food in that grocery store is fake!
Always puttin' its nose in things and screwin' 'em up.
America, what you done to these Koreans?
America, you know,
An offensive line of questioning.
And "we wuv you."
And a really nice looking grocery store.
And a tour of my home.
And ain't ers gonna ain't.
And at first, I thought,
And because I'm attractive,
And before we go,
And blow his little fucking ass away
And congratulations, by the way.
And did you just say "dong"?
And for the international community
And good morning to our viewers around the world.
And got $200 million in food aid from the UN.
And grandfather so successful.
And here I am.
And I got more where that came from, baby.
And I realized that you were a fake friend.
And I'm not the only one,
And in the darkness bind them."
And it warms my heart to know
And it's working overtime.
And make sure that you are
And nobody is going to know
And now it's time
And South Korea are at an all time high.
And speak of the devil, look at that fat kid!
And take over.
And the famine... maybe that's real.
And the people are jealous of men like you and me.
And the people are jealous of men like you and me.
And then I saw that fake g****fruit
And then right before they finish, you cut to black
And then you can ask them the real questions.
And then you said you were gonna blow everybody up
And then you're good to go.
And then you're never gonna leave me.
And they need you two to go in there...
And this is my partner, Agent Botwin.
And we could use somebody like you.
And we're okay with killing Kim, right?
And we're on in five...
And what are we gonna name you, huh?
And what we is doing is fucking terrible.
And when we're horned up might not be...
And whoever planted that in your head is crazy.
And you need to secure it in your ass.
And you pee and poo like the rest of us.
And you spend $800 million on nukes every year?
And, uh, me personally.
And... action.
And...?
Another chubby dude with a goofy hairdo
Any president on the planet.
Apparently, Dave Skylark will be interviewing
Approaching launch zone.
Are exaggerated.
Are going to be in a room alone with him,
Are you in the tiger, Aardvark?
Are you inside the tiger?
Are you joking me, man? He's the most
Are you okay?
Are you ready to share with the world
Are you serious?
Are you sure you don't, uh...
Are you, Agent Lacey, going to be involved?
Around "The Outsiders."
Arrival time, two minutes.
As he is transferred from his room
As I'm sure
As many times as it takes.
As soon as you get home,
As the two best friends stared each other in the eyes,
At a designated spot, SEAL Team Six
At a restaurant in Pyongyang for dinner.
At home and abroad,
At least 20 yards away from the building.
At the Columbia School of Journalism that I...
At the one guy who actually gets me.
At war with each other.
Aw... aw!
Away from Pyongyang.
Ba bam. Explosions. All over my face.
Baby.
Balls to the wall, motherfuckers!
Bam!
Bangs, giant tits, glasses?
Because Aaron's a Jew.
Because guess what I get tons of.
Because I could never get it
Because I need people's approval.
Because if Dung Beetle gets caught
Because they are so sweet?
Because you haven't done enough with your life."
Before entering our Supreme Leader's home.
Before I murder you."
Before we started working together,
Believes it is a hallmark
Between the Supreme Leader and Dave Skylark.
Between the time I saw you and now?
Boom, boom, boom!
Boom, boom...
Boom!
Bread crumb trail of gayness.
Breathe.
Bulletproof vest.
But a lot of people
But after seeing it, it is a perfect
But cheers, man.
But I have to stay here for my people.
But I see a lot of the same thing in you, Kim.
But if I was, I would've seen him coming a mile away.
But inside
But of all the Lord of the Rings references that I could make,
But she honeypotted me.
But still same.
But they also knew
But they do.
But this one is one that I heard.
But too many people see him as a god.
But we got an opening over at "60 Minutes,"
But we're doing this North Korea thing, okay?
But yeah, actually Hector...
But you are going to kill him!
But you're gonna have to fight that tiger.
But you're just Boromir.
But, uh, I'll be around in the morning.
But, um, what happened to your glasses?
But, you know, you don't have to dwell on it or anything.
By all means.
By profusely sweating, defecating, vomiting.
By your side, every step of the way.
Bye, Sook.
Camera three! Camera three!
Camera three.
Camera two! Camera two!
Camera two.
Can mean a lot of things.
Can we fire the gun?
Cap'n Crunch?
Come on, man.
Come on, man. What's happening?
Come on!
Come on.
Come over here, come here, come in here...
Come, American. Time to get even fatter.
Comm One, are you seeing this?
Comm One, please tell me I don't have
Comm One, please tell me I don't have to stick this thing in my ass.
Comm One, that thing is in his butt.
Concentration camps, famine, firing squads...
Concerning lyrics that some view as demeaning to the elderly.
Congrats... or whatever.
Damn, girl.
Damn! Kim's callin' us out!
Damn...
Dave and the show itself are very dependent on me
Dave needs to appear casual
Dave Skylark never backs down from a jerk off.
Dave Skylark, ah.
Dave Skylark.
Dave Skylark.
Dave Skylark... gets in anywhere.
Dave Skylark's Adventures in North Korea."
Dave will bow to Kim
Dave, as you have seen for yourself
Dave, I am his people.
Dave, it's, uh,
Dave, it's, uh,
Dave, keep him talking. Keep him talking.
Dave, shut the fuck up. Cunt punt that fucking bitch!
Dave, unless you can show me a person, a photo
Dave! Dave! No!
Dave.
Defectors.
Desperately.
Despite the harsh and unjust economic sanctions
Detroit's own Eminem.
Dick to dick.
Did someone tell you that? That margaritas are gay?
Did you just say "China"?
Did you just shart?
Did you say you fucked chicks?
Do I put it on right now?
Do not ask us any more question.
Do not be a gentleman, you go right for the fucking balls.
Do not fall asleep.
Do not fight the tiger! You will lose!
Do not fuck with my angles!
Do not move, homie!
Do not run for it!
Do you actually think she just so happens
Do you have Skype here? Okay.
Do you have the package?
Do you pee and poo?
Do you realize what you just did?
Do you think that margaritas are gay
Do you think that your people should be rewarded
Does does he have a butthole?
Does not transfer to the wrong hands.
Does that do something?
Does that feel hypocritical to you?
Does this thing still run?
Dog, big dog.
Dogs always run to the sea.
Don't hurt me, please!
Don't say something stupid, Kim.
Don't shoot! I have a puppy!
Don't worry, we're gonna stick with the program here.
Don't you know **** are bad luck?
Don't you know that the United States
Drifting through the wind?
Dude, I wanted to cover actual news, not Nicki Minaj's vagina
Dude, just... where are we going?
Dude, just... where are we going?
Dude, she was just telling me she's with us.
Dude, that was a cock block.
Dude, what the fuck?
Dude, you can fucking do this.
Dude, you just spent the fucking day
Dude! Dude!
Dude... seriously, what is up with you?
Dung Beetle, please?
During the interview, if any parameters are violated,
Echo Romeo Five, we have contact
Echo Romeo Five.
Em, let's just... back it up a moment.
Eminem's gay on our show.
ETA to launch zone, 20 minutes.
Even momentary flesh contact with the exposed strip is fatal.
Ever since I saw you on that mountaintop,
Everybody here is very proud of you.
Everybody pees and poops.
Everyone in North Korea will be watching.
Everyone is gonna take you super duper seriously,
Everything he's shown you is fake.
Exactly.
Excuse him.
Excuse me, can I get in there?
Excuse me.
Exposing the adhesive coating.
Exposing the ricin.
Face it, Dave, you have failed.
Face!
Fake carrots.
Fake fruit!
Fake glasses?
Fake g****fruits!
Fake!
Fake!
Fake.
Fantastic. You have to secure the package.
Fine, you want to see it?
Five more feet, and you're on your mark.
Follow me.
For 1,000 episodes.
For decades, you've heard the false rumors:
For me?
For the North Korean people to get their dicks wet.
For their resilience and strength?
For this opportunity for my government
For this very special edition of:
For you.
For you.
For young women and girls across the planet.
Forget that oak tree looking fuck.
Four, three...
Friends don't kill friends' friends.
From a station outside of Pyongyang
From my father when I was a kid.
Fuck this!
Fuck you, Dave.
Fuck you, fuck you!
Fuck, it's Dave... shit.
Fuck, man.
Fuck, yeah, we can.
Fuck! Shit, that hurts!
Fuck.
Fucked chicks.
Fucked more women than Ellen DeGeneres.
Fuckers hate us 'cause they ain't us.
Fuckin' flopping out at the Grammys.
Fucking awesome?
Gay peekaboo.
Get him out of here! Get him the fuck out of here!
Get me Major Franks at the Osan Air Force Base.
Get over there!
Get the goat!
Get them in.
Get your hand away from there! Get over there!
Give me something! Give me fucking something!
Go kill myself, and I... you know, I don't like that."
Go!
God, look how ready you are to betray me.
God!
Goddamn it! Rob, would you just put your fucking wig on?
Going to motherfucking China, y'all.
Good bye, Dave.
Good evening.
Good evening.
Good idea. Those wheels are turning.
Good morning, Dave.
Good morning.
Good to see you again. How are you?
Good to see you again. How are you?
Got a bulletproof vest on!
Got it.
Great.
Guess who's going to America where they don't eat doggies?
Gum.
Guys, I'm very unhappy right now.
Guys, it's starting! It's starting.
Guys, what am I looking for? I don't know...
Has more incarcerated people per capita than North Korea?
Hate us 'cause they ain't us.
Haters gonna hate.
Have fun with the war.
Have you seen one person mistreated
He ate it. He fucking ate it.
He does have one
He does not have a butthole.
He fucking honeydicked me.
He fucking lied to me.
He has brothers, he has other generals.
He has no need for one.
He has stink dick.
He honeydicked the shit out of me.
He is a terrible leader.
He knows I take fashion risks.
He lives in North Korea. We can't go there.
He lulls them and then he gets them.
He probably doesn't see you.
He said he's going to blow up the world
He said that my brothers and I were all too feminine.
He tells them, including that he can speak to dolphins
He then applies the strip to Dave's palm.
He told you that margaritas are gay.
He was just born into a hard situation.
He will be at your door in 30 minutes.
He will be replaced.
He works so hard, he burns the energy from inside.
He'll speak with us about his new album,
He's a hard guy to leave.
He's alive, everybody!
He's arming his fucking nukes!
He's as cruel as his father and grandfather before him.
He's fooled you, you fucking idiot!
He's going for the button, he's going for the button...
He's got a whole parade of nukes.
He's got him. Nice!
He's got the package. He has the package.
He's more than willing to let millions and millions
He's motherfucking peanut butter and jealous.
He's not being a bitch. He's completely right.
He's not. Oh, shit. He's making a move!
He's probably killed, like, tons of people.
He's probably worse than Kim,
He's reading the scripted questions.
He's ready to use them.
He's shown you what you want to see.
He's the guy from "Gangnam Style."
Heard this, but some pictures just came out
Hector and his rectum were real?
Hello?
Hello. This is Aaron Rapoport from "Skylark Tonight."
Hello. Who dis?
Here's what we're gonna do.
Hey, Dave.
Hey, don't move.
Hey, hey,
Hey, how's it going, dude?
Hey, Kim, I gotta go outside.
Hey, they're gone. Did they look in your butt?
Hey, uh, you know,
Hey, what am I to do
Hey, what happened to your hand?
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Hey!
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hi, little fatty!
Hi, there.
Hi! Aah! Don't shoot me.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi. Sorry about... what he's doing.
His favorite shows are 'The Big Bang Theory...'"
His head looks like somebody's taint.
His people are never going to let me ask real questions.
His people revere him as a god.
Hmm?
Hmm.. Mm...
Hmm...
Ho ho! Damn, son!
Holy fuck a moley!
Hope to hear from you.
Hopeful at all. He's totally bailed on the plan.
How an old person might say, "I think
How an old person might say, "I think
How can you not see that?
How can you not see that?
How could the CIA come up with such a thing?
How dare they!
How do you prove to 24 million people
How have I managed to keep my country so well nourished
How many people in concentration camps?
How many people malnourished?
How many times can the U.S. make the same mistake?
How much they meant to each other, and even though
How'd you guys find us?
Huh?
I already told him. Come on, come on.
I always wanted one of these... a bust.
I am a homosexual.
I am a terrible person.
I am deeply humbled and profoundly honored
I am from the office of Sook yin Park,
I am going to be in your ear,
I am going to contact you.
I am grateful
I am Marshall's publicist, and I'm telling you,
I am not cool with this.
I am not cutting this interview off.
I am strong!
I am the Supreme Leader of, uh, North Korea.
I been pullin' out for years, son.
I believe that it is important for those in power
I bet they have an office that is
I bet you got him in here as a honey dick
I can believe that.
I can't believe this is happening.
I can't believe what's happened.
I can't deny
I can't do it without you.
I can't do political interviews.
I can't even carry this thing!
I can't keep you from retreating.
I cannot respond with anything less
I cannot walk this off.
I come in peace!
I did see a fat kid
I didn't pack well for this trip!
I didn't see any here. Have you?
I didn't want it to come to this,
I do entertainment interviews.
I don't have stink dick.
I don't have to worry about that anymore.
I don't know
I don't know about all that,
I don't know what it is.
I don't know who the fuck that is.
I don't know who you're talking about.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. Looks like North Korea.
I don't need my father!
I don't see its balls.
I don't think I'll ever be ready, but...
I don't think it's offensive. I think it's super important.
I don't think it's quite the same thing.
I don't think that's gonna happen, Dave.
I don't understand what's happening.
I don't want to keep going.
I don't want to stick it in my ass.
I enjoyed your interview, guys.
I got it; what do I do with it?
I got mine, but they're different, you know?
I got some questions for that goat.
I got something to show you.
I got to keep going?
I got... Oh!
I grew close with Kim Jong un.
I had the best best friend.
I hate Kim.
I hated that fucking bitch.
I have a very special announcement.
I have an idea.
I have an idea.
I have something for you.
I have to go to Pyongyang.
I have to hide it somewhere?
I hear that
I heard he doesn't pee or poo.
I interview this guy.
I just can't keep doing this, okay?
I just have one more question for you.
I just helped plunge it into chaos.
I just want to hit something!
I just want to know what your routine is, man.
I just wanted to shake your hand.
I know how you feel. My dog Digby died
I know I like to keep it light, keep it fun.
I know. I've watched every episode
I like men.
I like your style.
I listen to this all the time.
I live a lonely life, Dave...
I look back over my shoulder.
I love it!
I love Katy Perry!
I love... I mean, I have this on...
I mean, do you have a boyfriend in this country?
I mean, do you have a boyfriend in this country?
I mean, I don't
I mean, I'm so solly. I mean, I I'm so sor...
I mean, it's kind of like I've been playing gay peekaboo.
I mean, oh, what about the concentration camps?
I might give him something special with my hand.
I need a real journalist."
I need to...
I packed like a fool!
I particularly enjoyed
I pretend like their insults don't get to me.
I promise if you promise you'll never leave.
I put the strip in a pack of gum.
I really am.
I really do. It's, uh... I appreciate it.
I repeat: Aardvark is H O T hot.
I report real news... you know, stuff that matters...
I said that bitch is blind as a bat.
I see Aaron. I grab him by the hand.
I see. Well, yeah, I mean...
I shouldn't have switched the bags. I'm sorry.
I think a lot of that is more or less me
I think he should put it in his asshole.
I think I see something.
I think I'm gonna die.
I think I'm gonna get killed.
I think it was one of the best days of my life.
I think it's funny.
I think it's offensive, too.
I think so.
I think that, uh... you know,
I think that's the first rule of,
I think the package just killed the fucking tiger.
I think we need to do this.
I thought everyone lied about you.
I thought we were going to the Hamptons for the weekend, man.
I thought you were my friend, Dave.
I thought you were my friend, Kim.
I told you about her.
I told you there were tigers there.
I walk in there like a fucking gangster
I want to know if you have the fucking poison
I want you to meet me downstairs.
I was having sex with, and I said,
I was invited here!
I will be in charge of every aspect of this transmission.
I will be traveling to Pyongyang, North Korea,
I will cap you!
I will love your mother like she was my mother.
I will murder you and everyone you love!
I will, man.
I wish you both luck.
I would say...
I... beg your pardon?
I... don't like brain freeze.
I... I see a little stuff on top.
I'd absolutely love to.
I'll admit it was for, like, a really good fucking cause,
I'm 31 years old.
I'm a little nervous, but I'm feeling okay.
I'm Aaron.
I'm actually like Frodo Baggins.
I'm afraid to fucking look.
I'm alive.
I'm an American journalist!
I'm concerned my feelings of attraction for you
I'm Dave Skylark and I can interview anyone.
I'm Dave Skylark.
I'm Dave Skylark.
I'm exploding with energy.
I'm fine. Shut the fuck up.
I'm fucking with you, man. Come on! You?
I'm glad to meet you.
I'm Gollum...
I'm gonna figure out a way to fix this.
I'm gonna poop out these drugs.
I'm gonna rub your tummy when you get back, don't worry.
I'm gonna take it to a serious tip.
I'm gonna talk about Aaron.
I'm happy to have met you, Aaron.
I'm here for interview!
I'm here to help.
I'm I'm... I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm in the middle of nowhere.
I'm just making up fake conversation.
I'm just me and I do my best.
I'm more shocked that people haven't figured it out yet.
I'm not into handsy shit.
I'm not putting it back up.
I'm now a senior producer.
I'm Phillip Sterling
I'm seeing four legs connected to one body.
I'm so fucking pissed.
I'm sorry, this is completely unrelated,
I'm sorry, we had kind of a long night last night.
I'm sorry... look... I shouldn't say this,
I'm telling you he does, and he lies
I'm the only one who's spent real time with him, all right?
I'm the propagandist of a totalitarian dictatorship.
I'm there with you, bro.
I'm trying to psych myself up here; you're bringing me down.
I'm with President Kim Jong un
I've been there before. It looks huge.
I've been thinking a little bit about the mission.
I've got a butthole,
I've had a great life.
I've never done that.
I've never heard this expression before.
I've pretty much just been leaving a...
If I bisexually wreck ya."
If liking Katy Perry and drinking margaritas is gay,
If that's a girl tiger, you got to cunt punt that bitch.
If we both still want to talk
If we kill him, won't they just get
If you did try to do this, what would kill you first?
If you promise, then I'll promise.
If you shoot me,
If you two could...
If you want, you can give me
Immediately disposing of the strip
Imposed on North Korea by the United States?
In his jacket pocket, which will be lined
In his pants.
In my country, it's pronounced "Stallone."
In search of a young woman
In that fake grocery store,
In the booth we just heard him say he was gay.
In the existing leadership that already wants him gone.
In the last ten minutes, but for reals,
Indeed, Dave.
Inhale as you do it.
Insists that countries like yours have none,
Interview himself with your mouth.
Interviewing him.
Into doing shit they're not supposed to do.
Is it the president?
Is just strolling up and down the aisles
Is only making me more suspicious of you two.
Is that a fucking...
Is that okay? I'm just feelin'...
Is that real?
Is that too forward of me to ask?
Is there anything that you would like to say to America?
Is this China?
Is this what you want?
Isn't that a little embarrassing, since you're
Isn't there anywhere else I could secure it?
It guides my hand.
It is critical that he keeps his hand open
It is my pleasure, Dave.
It is, uh, Kim Jong un.
It is; it looked exactly like that, yeah.
It is... I've been telling you that for weeks now.
It just naturally has night...
It kind of smells like guacamole.
It looks like you hit the grocery store pretty often.
It was a gift to my grandfather from Stalin.
It was amazing.
It was that camera guy.
It wasn't me.
It will be within range of you in 15 minutes.
It will magnetically seal,
It will only take a moment.
It's all yours, fuckers!
It's an old mining tunnel.
It's as though they despise us because they are not us.
It's been bothering me for a long time,
It's coming after you!
It's coming.
It's crazy.
It's crucial Dave review them before the interview.
It's fair to say that you're on the brink of armed conflict.
It's funny.
It's got stripes.
It's happening.
It's happening.
It's his technique.
It's hitting my leg.
It's how you stay in contact with me and the command center.
It's impossible, Dave.
It's just, man, I can sympathize
It's like a dragon dog.
It's more about... the things that I fear.
It's not gonna happen.
It's not showtime.
It's not your fault that those men died.
It's okay, man.
It's only been on for 80 fucking years.
It's quite all right.
It's really scary out there.
It's the first rule of journalism.
It's the worst part.
It's you.
It's, like, bulky.
Joe Gordon Levitt.
Just 'cause I'm not, like, totally familiar
Just a few more feet, okay?
Just a Gucci bag.
Just breathe.
Just dealing with issues with...

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