The Adventures of Tintin Edit

A bag snatching, purse pilfering, wallet lifting sneak thief!

A coat of arms.

A fight with who?

A fool. A loser. A hopeless souse!

A giant rat of Sumatra!

A hold full of rum and the finest tobacco

A man can only hang on so long without his vitals.

A man like himself, who knows the seas like the back of his hand.

A man o'war. Triple masted. Fifty guns.

A man who could look at a globe

A master criminal.

A nudge to starboard should do it.

A piece of paper like this!

A pirate hunter sent to reclaim their hard won plunder.

A sour faced man with a sugary name.

A toast to our good fortune.

A wallet with your name and address!

After all the fuss and bother, there would've been more.

After you.

All hands on deck! Gunners to their stations!

All right, I'll come quietly.

All stop!

All we have to do is send that information to Interpol,

All's well that ends well.

Allan! Allan, get me down!

Almost there, Mr. Tintin!

American he was. All hair oil and no socks.

An old shipwreck that happened off the coast of Barbados.

And a Haddock always has a trick up his sleeve.

And anyway, it's after dark,

And catch me with my trousers down, huh?

And Haddocks don't flee.

And he opens it up, and puts it to his lips, and...

And he seizes a cutlass.

And he's called the Eagle of Patmos.

And I miss "name your price" by one bleedin' minute!

And I think he was spelling out a word.

And I'd steer clear of Mr. Gitch.

And it's only two quid.

And it's raining.

And kill the boy. Hope I find him first.

And let that be a lesson to you!

And may I say, sir, how much I'm looking forward

And Mr. Tintin is most particular about not admitting visitors after bedtime.

And Sakharine is going there to steal it!

And tell if one tiny island

And that is why Sakharine needs you.

And the hearts of the sailors set for home.

And then he makes his way to the ship's magazine,

And then he saw him.

And then he stops.

And then hopped on the next plane to Bagghar.

And then Snowy chased the cat and knocked it over, and it

And thirsty.

And this is where Sir Francis hid it?

And this ship, as I'm sure you're aware, was once part of the estate.

And this time, I'm going to make him pay.

And three!

And to think all it took was a day in the Sahara.

And we can get there first.

And we're going to the one place that could have the answer.

And where was it?

And with that, he hurls himself forward!

And you call yourself a Haddock?

And you have one already. Why do you want another?

And you were telling me about what happened on the Unicorn.

And you will. Leave it to the professionals.

And?

Answer me! Who?

Any port they enter we'll know at once.

Any sign of him, Jumbo?

Anything?

Are you going to take charge of this evidence?

Are you sure?

Arrest him! The ugly one!

Assassin? Look, you've got it all wrong.

Aye, Captain, starboard it is!

Aye, sir!

Aye.

Bad dog!

Bad news, Captain. We've only got one bullet.

Bagghar.

Barely a day out of Barbados,

Barnacles! Someone's locked the door!

Be patient, Snowy, not much longer.

Because he has the third model ship.

Because he was a figurehead of great courage and bold exploits.

Because I know I'll never be like him.

Because I've sailed those waters countless times.

Before he lost consciousness, Dawes tried to tell me something,

Benvenuto! Welcome! Marhaba!

Billions of blue, blistering barnacles!

Bingo!

Blistering barnacles, they're coordinates.

Blistering barnacles!

Blistering blue barnacles, that is the Unicorn!

Blistering treasure.

Break every bone in his body if you have to!

Broken crates. Rope. Champagne.

But as I told you before, it's not for sale.

But it does explain why they ransacked the flat.

But it took a Rackham to get the job done.

But it was here. I saw it.

But only a true Haddock would be able to solve it.

But Sir Francis is a Haddock.

But that won't be enough to solve the mystery,

But that's not it. There's something else.

But they didn't reckon on one thing!

But we haven't got a clue what he was working on.

But we haven't lost the story.

But you must know about your ancestors, Sir Francis. It's your family legacy!

But you think we might find another way to North Africa

But you're about to walk into a whole mess of danger.

But you've a lighter tread and less chance of waking the boys.

By Jupiter, I have a beard! Since when did I have a beard?

Can you get us to Bagghar?

Can you hear me?

Can you...

Can't be.

Canes are half price, too!

Captain,

Captain, calm down. There are worse things than sobering up.

Captain, do you see the distortion around the model?

Captain, get down! Get down!

Captain, help me.

Captain, it's Tintin.

Captain, look!

Captain, something happened on the Unicorn.

Captain, stop! Stop!

Captain, the bird! Grab it!

Captain, we have to keep going.

Captain, what is it?

Captain, who did he see?

Captain, you're hallucinating.

Captain!

Captain!

Captain!

Captain!

Captain! Can you hear me?

Captain! I can't see!

Captain! This may sound crazy, but I've got a plan.

Captain?

Captain?

Captain.

Captain.

Careful, mind. He's a restless sleeper on account of the tragic loss of his eyelids.

Careful, Tintin.

Catch them, catch them!

Caught him like a rat in a trap.

Chasing cats again?

Christopher Columbus!

Clever boy.

Close but no cigar!

Come and warm yourself, laddie.

Come back and face me!

Come here, my beauty.

Come on, Snowy!

Come on, Snowy!

Come on, Snowy.

Come on, then.

Come on! Snowy, after him!

Come on.

Come to Daddy.

Company, halt!

Congratulations, Captain, you're sober.

Congratulations, gentlemen. He's all yours.

Did you ever see a more beautiful sight?

Did you hit anything?

Did you say "Haddock"?

Did you say three sons?

Do I pay you to talk to me?

Do you see?

Do you understand?

Does that mean anything to you?

Don't bother wrapping it, I'll take it as is. Does anybody object if I pay by cheque?

Don't let them get away!

Don't listen to him.

Don't look now, but we're being followed.

Don't worry about me, Tintin, I'm fine.

Don't you ever say it of yourself.

Don't you get it? We failed.

Double decks. Fifty guns.

Double decks. Fifty guns.

Ease it in!

Everything Granddaddy told me.

Everything that was rightfully yours is now mine.

Excellent!

Excuse me!

Excuse me. Pardon me. Sorry.

Faster, you idiot, faster!

Fathead!

Fell.

Find them! Make absolutely certain they never reach Bagghar!

Find them. Find them both.

Fire!

For he knows he's facing a fight to the death.

Four hundredweight of gold, jewels and treasure.

Freshwater politicians!

From a pickpocket actually pickpocketing at the time.

Fumes!

Gentlemen.

Gently does it.

Geronimo!

Get him off!

Get me a flare!

Get off me, you confounded mutt!

Get the TNT.

Get up there!

Get up! Get up!

Give it here.

Give me those oars! I'll show you some real seamanship, laddie.

Go on, Tintin, take my wallet.

Gone.

Good boy, Snowy.

Good day to you, sir.

Good dog!

Good evening, sir. I trust you had a successful trip abroad.

Good gracious!

Good grief! What's all this?

Good heavens, Thompson.

Good heavens, Thomson, look at this! His name's Thompson, too.

Good heavens, Thomson! Look after the evidence, man.

Good Lord! Come on!

Good night, sir.

Good! I have a visitor for you.

Goodness me, why so many questions?

Got you now.

Got you!

Gotcha!

Gotcha!

Granddaddy said that Red Rackham called Sir Francis the King's dog.

Great Scotland Yard! That's extraordinary!

Great snakes!

Great snakes!

Haddock! You're awake.

Haddock. Archibald Haddock.

Haddock's treacherous first mate?

Hang on a minute.

Hang on a second.

Hang on, Snowy! Snowy, I'm coming!

Hang on, Tintin!

Hang on.

Have you gone mad? Quick, Captain, help me!

He ain't here. He's vanished.

He bit me!

He got me!

He has no idea what's coming.

He has the key to the treasure of the Unicorn,

He is the eagle.

He knobbled me in the garden, and then

He made three!

He means to steal it! The third scroll!

He wants vengeance.

He was doomed to fail, and he bequeathed that failure to his sons.

He was one of the top agents at Interpol,

He would be damned before he let Red Rackham have it.

He would give up the secret cargo.

He's accusing you of mutiny.

He's been very

He's bought them all off, every last man.

He's got a big shooter!

He's got me confused with someone else.

He's here.

He's hiding.

He's lying! He must have the scroll. The question is, what has he done with it?

He's Red Rackham's descendent! He means to finish it!

He's sober.

He's still suffering the effects of acute dehydration. He's quite delirious.

He's turned the whole crew against me!

He's very handy with a razor.

Hector.

Heel, boy.

Hello, Captain.

Help me!

Help me!

Here comes Interpol now.

Here it is.

Here you go. Careful.

Here! By the lifeboats!

Here.

Here. I want you to look after this.

Hey, bud, how much for the boat?

Hey, kid, is that you? Open the door.

Him? Everybody knows him. That's Tintin.

Hold her there, steady!

Hold it.

Hold this course.

Hold your fire.

How could I be so blind?

How could I be so stupid?

How could you let them escape?

How do you know?

How do you know?

How? What happened?

How'd you do that?

How's your thirst for adventure, Captain?

Hurry up, Captain! We've no time to lose.

Hurry. Back to the boat.

I am master and commander of the seas!

I am the last of the Haddocks!

I am tired of your games. The scroll, from the Unicorn.

I believe I have captured something of your likeness.

I came to retrieve my property.

I can see him now!

I can smell it on you.

I can't see a thing!

I could have sworn it was...

I curse you!

I curse your name and all who come after!

I didn't sign on for this!

I do beg your pardon.

I don't follow you.

I don't have it.

I don't need it.

I don't remember anything about anything.

I don't suppose you'd fancy a cup of tea?

I don't think it's changed at all since I was a wee boy.

I don't think you realise this,

I don't understand. Who's after your blood?

I have recently acquired Marlinspike Hall,

I have to go back to my cocoa.

I have to go home.

I have to keep moving. Try and find my way off this drunken tub.

I have to say, your face is familiar. Have I drawn you before?

I hope you found all the pieces.

I know these parts like the back of my hand.

I know these waters better than the warts on my mother's face!

I know what radio frequency they're transmitting on.

I know what Sakharine's looking for.

I know. I know.

I mean, by your account, he looted half of South America. I just thought...

I meant the other cellar.

I need you to climb out of the plane and pour it into the fuel tank.

I never thought he'd kill anyone over it!

I presume you're referring to the pickpocket?

I read it in a book.

I remember everything now.

I see you let yourself in.

I see.

I sent a radio message from the Karaboudjan.

I swear, as the last of the Haddocks, I'll find that treasure before him!

I think you do.

I think you should go home.

I think you've got the wrong room.

I thought the treasure went down with the ship.

I thought you were an optimist.

I took it home, I put it on a cabinet in the living room,

I want this on the starboard side!

I want you to go back down there and make him talk.

I was kidnapped by a gang of thugs.

I was so upset when he kicked the bucket, I had no choice but to drown my sorrows.

I will find it, with or without your help.

I will guard this with my life!

I will kill him.

I wouldn't do that if I were you!

I wouldn't get too close to Mr. Hobbs.

I'd do this myself, Tintin,

I'd rather you kept your trousers on, if it's all the same to you.

I'd stand back if I were you.

I'll not be doubted by some pipsqueak tuft of ginger and his irritating dog!

I'll start with your men.

I'm a kleptomaniac.

I'm afraid you're mistaken, Mr. Tintin.

I'm at a loss.

I'm coming!

I'm glad you know the truth, Haddock. Until you could remember,

I'm gonna lower myself into the sea.

I'm hopeless.

I'm Lieutenant Delcourt. Welcome to the Afghar Outpost.

I'm looking for answers, Mr. Sakharine.

I'm not a bad person.

I'm so cold.

I'm sorry, I just sold it to this young gent.

I'm sorry, I'm not sure I follow you.

I'm sorry, sir, there is no "other cellar."

I'm sorry?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I already explained to the other gentleman.

I'm Tintin, by the way.

I'm trying to tell you that your life is in danger.

I'm warning you, get rid of the boat and get out while you still can.

I've been locked in this room for days

I've been there. It's a mistake.

I've got a very good book and a cup of cocoa.

I've lost him!

I've missed something, Snowy.

I've never needed it.

I've run out. You don't know what that means.

Idiots! You idiots! What have you done?

If I'm caught, I don't want them to find this on me.

If it's a fight you want, you've met your match!

If you want to buy it, you'll have to talk to the kid.

In a boat?

In another time! In another life!

In here! He's in here!

Including this ship.

Incoming falcon at four o'clock!

Interpol doesn't have any other leads?

Into the cold embrace of the big blue!

Is the cellar still here?

Is the prize of his collection.

Isn't she a beauty?

It could be anywhere in the world. We'll never see him again.

It is!

It makes no sense.

It means that Ben Salaad exhibits it in a bulletproof glass case in his palace.

It seems we've caught our thief.

It started with coin purses and sort of went on from there, really.

It still doesn't make sense.

It was Allan.

It was bigger than this.

It was his fault, you see. It was Sir Francis.

It was just your mind playing tricks. It's the heat!

It's a disaster! The captain has come around.

It's a funny old life, eh?

It's a haddock.

It's a harmless little habit, really.

It's a pity, sir.

It's a sign from above!

It's Allan.

It's an Armenian word. That's our lead, Snowy.

It's been passed down from generation to generation.

It's for a story I've been working on.

It's gone!

It's gone.

It's good to see you, too. See if you can chew through these ropes.

It's her!

It's just a mirage!

It's just wonderful.

It's late.

It's me he's after!

It's me.

It's my collection?

It's my first visit to the Third World.

It's my job.

It's no good. They could be anywhere.

It's not ended.

It's not for sale.

It's not on him, boss. It's not here.

It's not over. It was never over!

It's not stuck, you idiot. He's bolted it from the inside!

It's not the money I'm worried about.

It's odd, really. You would've thought,

It's over.

It's really lovely!

It's Red Rackham's barnacles!

It's the key to everything. You must try to remember.

It's very old, that is. 16th century.

Judging by my stomach, it could've been anything, really.

Just a wee tipple.

Just as I thought. The ignition lead has been cut.

Just as Sir Francis was yours.

Just like you said, Captain.

Just lying at the bottom of the sea.

Just the necessities, of course.

Karaboudjan!

Keep searching!

Kill his men!

Killing you wouldn't have been this much fun.

Land! Land!

Let me have him!

Let the bird go now, or this man dies!

Let the bird go.

Let's check below!

Let's go up.

Let's go!

Let's have you.

Let's see here.

Let's see if there's any fresh water.

Let's unload the King's shot into these

Like a phantom, rising from the dead.

Lives are at risk.

Look at the pace she's setting!

Look at the pair of them. Fast asleep.

Look at this one! A green one that I managed to pick

Look lively, lads!

Look out!

Look what you did.

Look, just keep it hidden.

Look, kid, I'm trying to help you out.

Look, the game is up. He's gonna be back.

Look, Thomson. There's the fellow.

Look! Down there!

Look! Tintin!

Look.

Lose them! Get him off our tail!

Lucky shot!

Make way! Medical emergency.

Marlinspike Hall.

Master Haddock, Mr. Tintin, I've been expecting you.

May I introduce my escort,

Mind you, I expect he's miles away by now.

Monsieur Shuggair Addeitiff.

More or less.

Morocco.

Mr. Jaggerman!

Mr. Sakharine! Mr. Sakharine! All hell has broken loose!

Mrs. Finch! A man's been shot on our doorstep!

Murdered in my bed by a baby faced assassin!

My ears,

My granddaddy himself, with his dying breath, told me the tale.

My grandfather must have walled it up before he lost the house.

My heart was in my mouth, I don't mind telling you.

My memory is not what it used to be.

My throat is parched.

My treat.

My wallet!

Nestor!

Nestor! Where are you?

Never fear, Tintin, the evidence is safe with us!

Never mind. I'll get you there, Tintin.

Never mind. There's plenty to go around.

Nice work, Snowy! Don't let him go!

No one like him ever existed in my family.

No, Captain! Those are surgical spirits for medicinal purposes only.

No, Hector.

No, I don't know where he is, dearie. I think he's gone out.

No, I've looked in this one already, I'm sure of it.

No, it's far better that I end it now. Put us both out of our misery.

No, land!

No, no, no, it's Thompson with a "P," as in "psychologist."

No, no, no, no, no, we're not!

No, no, no, no, this isn't it.

No, no, no, starboard! Starboard! Starboard!

No, no, no, you said something about sending out a signal.

No, no, no!

No, no! No, not like that.

No, Rackham! No!

No, Snowy!

No, Snowy!

No, the ship. Please try to remember, Captain.

No, Thomson, this is Thomson without a "P," as in "psychic."

No, wait!

No!

No!

No! No, on a bottle of rum rolling on the deck.

No! Not like I wanted! I needed Haddock alive!

No! Those are our oars! We need those oars!

No! Wait!

No. Indeed.

Nobody takes my ship!

Not again!

Not bad!

Not first, no.

Not here. Look your side.

Not now.

Not that way, you fool, the other way!

Not the sandwich.

Not this time.

Not this time.

Nothing is an accident.

Nothing yet. Watch yourself. The boss says he's a handful.

Nothing.

Now pray this cheers him up.

Now where's he run off to?

Now, Captain, out in the desert...

Now, I know he wanted those boats, but I swear to God,

Now, to find the next two scrolls.

Now, you must excuse me. If they find me here, they'll kill me.

Now!

Now! Full ahead! Full speed!

Occasionally.

Of course I'm sure.

Of course I'm the captain. Who else could I be?

Of course it's gone!

Of course there's a plan. You've always got a plan.

Of course! Captain!

Of course! I've seen you in the newspaper.

Of course! Marlinspike Hall is the old Haddock estate.

Of the late sea captain?

Oh, Columbus, it's every man for himself! Make way.

Oh, crumbs.

Oh, dear.

Oh, my.

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, no! Not again.

Oh, no.

Oh, yeah?

Okay.

On the contrary. It was childishly simple.

On the pirates? Like that? Unarmed?

One more pass, and we will finish them off.

One more pass, and we will finish them off.

One step at a time. Come on, on your feet! Lean your weight on me.

Our plane crashed in the desert. Don't you remember?

Out of the way!

Out! Everybody out of the room!

Over there!

Passionate in his support of this concert.

Perhaps we should put it to the test. Here's mud in your eye.

Pickpocket?

Plane? No, no, I'm a naval man myself. I never fly if I can help it.

Please forgive me. I must escort madame to her dressing room. Excuse us.

Please.

Police work's not all glamour and guns. There's an awful lot of filing.

Poor fellow!

Poor man. No wonder he keeps his wallets in the living room.

Poor, miserable wretch!

Portside gun, fire!

Positively.

Prepare to bring her about!

Prepare to repel all boarders!

Provided they all stay asleep.

Put your back into it!

Put your hands in the air.

Quick, get him in the van!

Quick, quick, in here!

Quick!

Quiet, Ali.

Quit your whining and find the kid!

Quite right, laddie, quite right.

Quite right, Thompson. We're completely clueless.

Rackham, you gave me your word! Rackham!

Rackham!

Radio room?

Really, Thomson! This is hardly the time.

Really?

Relax. I interviewed a pilot once.

Right.

Right.

Sacked as a shepherd on account of his "animal husbandry."

Sakharine has the scrolls. They'll lead him to the treasure.

Sakharine!

Sakharine!

Sakharine's after the third model ship.

Sank his own ship. Sir Francis sent that treasure to the bottom of the sea.

Search the ship. Quickly!

Shake him off, then run him over!

She's got the wind behind her.

She's turning into the wind, all sails set.

Show yourself, Red Rackham!

Shut up, Snowy.

Simply childish, I agree.

Sir Francis didn't make two models of the Unicorn.

Sir Francis had three sons. All but my bloodline failed.

Sir Francis Haddock was a drunkard and a hopeless reprobate.

Sir Francis knew he was doomed.

Sir Francis left another clue at the bottom of the globe.

Sir Francis wanted his inheritance to go to a man who was worthy of it.

Sir Francis was a Haddock.

Slave traders! Mutant malingerers!

Snowy, look at this!

Snowy, what have you done?

Snowy, what is it, boy? What do you see?

Snowy, where are you?

Snowy, you haven't seen the...

Snowy!

Snowy!

Snowy!

Snowy!

Snowy!

Snowy!

Snowy!

Snowy?

Snowy.

So it's true! The Haddock line is cursed.

So you want to play like that then, do you, Tintin?

So you've lost again, Haddock.

So, that one must have been a decoy.

So, you thought you could sneak in behind me

Sober.

Some kind of secret language or code?

Some things are easily lost.

Some things are easily lost.

Something happened on this ship.

Sorry, Thompson. My mind is on other things.

St. John the Evangelist,

Starboard! Quickly! Quickly!

Stay down.

Stay here, Captain.

Steady on, Tintin. We're still filling out the paperwork.

Stop it. Pull yourself together, man!

Stop, in the name of the law!

Stop! Captain!

Stop! Wait!

Take them! Take them! Take them all!

Tell me what you paid and I'll give you double.

Tell me, Captain, what else can you see?

Tell me, how did you work that one out?

Ten years I've been flogging bric a brac

Thank you so much. No need to come in. I'll be quite all right, really.

Thank you, Lieutenant. We owe you our lives.

Thank you, Mrs. Finch. I can look after this.

Thank you.

That depends what you're looking for.

That doesn't take us through that Wall of Death?

That fish!

That he'd be hung from the highest yardarm.

That is it. That's the location of the treasure.

That island, the one in the middle, that doesn't exist.

That only a true Haddock can discover the secret of the Unicorn.

That the mast broke on your model ship, sir.

That was close.

That young man, what's his name?

That's a very unique specimen, that is. From an old sea captain's estate.

That's all you've got left, isn't it?

That's better.

That's his secret weapon?

That's how he's planned to bump me off.

That's just another name for a quitter.

That's Mr. Sakharine to you.

That's nasty.

That's right, that's right, come to Daddy.

That's right. Why don't you have a drink?

That's what I said, Charles II. As fine a ship as ever sailed the seven seas.

That's why he made you his prisoner.

The alcohol in that bottle may give us a few more miles.

The blood runs cold in every sea captain who looks upon that flag,

The crew surrendered?

The falcon! Snowy, after him!

The family fell upon hard times. Lost everything.

The filthy swine.

The fuel tank! It's almost empty!

The keys!

The Land of Thirst.

The legend says only a Haddock can discover the secret of the Unicorn,

The Milanese Nightingale.

The odds are even.

The pickpocket, Tintin! He's getting away!

The pirates were now masters of the ship.

The Port of Bagghar.

The red pennant.

The scrolls are lining up.

The secret of that ship is known only to my family!

The Sheikh collects old ships. And this

The stuff that dreams are made of.

The Unicorn was taken.

The Unicorn?

The Unicorn? What? I'm so terribly thirsty.

The upshot is we caught the thief, retrieved your wallet,

The victim's name was Barnaby Dawes.

The wreck of the Unicorn.

Then let me appeal to your better nature.

There are other ways to open this door.

There are plenty of others willing to call you a failure.

There could be a story here. That's what I do, you see.

There he is! Stop!

There is a bottle of rum for the man who finds Haddock.

There is no plan.

There is something he needs you to remember.

There we are.

There you are, sir.

There.

There. Don't worry. He didn't take any money.

There's a longboat up on deck. Follow me.

There's a terrible storm out there.

There's no bouquet. It's completely transparent.

There's no mistake. It belongs to me.