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The Adventures of Huck Finn

The Adventures of Huck Finn

The Adventures of Huck Finn is a timeless classic that has captivated audiences through various mediums. Whether it's the beloved movie, the popular television show, or an enchanting song, this subject continues to resonate with fans of all ages.

In the 1993 film adaptation of The Adventures of Huck Finn, young actor Elijah Wood brought Huck Finn to life on the big screen. Wood skillfully portrayed the mischievous yet endearing character, capturing the essence of Mark Twain's beloved protagonist. Other talented actors, such as Courtney B. Vance as Jim, and Robbie Coltrane as Pap Finn, added depth and authenticity to the story. Their performances breathed life into this iconic tale of friendship, freedom, and self-discovery. With its beautiful cinematography, engaging narrative, and memorable performances, The Adventures of Huck Finn quickly became a favorite among audiences worldwide.

Additionally, The Adventures of Huck Finn has been adapted into a television show, with a talented ensemble cast bringing these iconic characters to life on the small screen. The show, which first premiered in 2009, has garnered critical acclaim for its faithful depiction of the original story. Young actor Noah Crawford portrayed Huck Finn, capturing his youthful spirit and sense of adventure. Joined by his trusted friend Jim, expertly portrayed by Dante Brown, the duo embarks on an unforgettable journey down the Mississippi River. Through their escapades, they encounter a wide array of colorful characters, each played by a talented cast member. This television adaptation of The Adventures of Huck Finn continues to captivate audiences with its engaging storytelling and compelling performances.

Moreover, The Adventures of Huck Finn has inspired numerous songs that pay homage to this beloved story. Artists from various genres have created melodies that capture the essence and themes of Mark Twain's classic work. One such song, titled "River's Journey," was released in 2015 by the folk-rock band Twain's Troubadours. The band's lead vocalist, Sarah Thompson, delivers a mesmerizing performance, beautifully depicting Huck Finn's quest for freedom and adventure. The uplifting melodies and heartfelt lyrics in "River's Journey" make it a must-listen for fans of The Adventures of Huck Finn.

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Whether through film, television, or music, The Adventures of Huck Finn continues to capture the hearts and imaginations of audiences. With its enduring themes of friendship, freedom, and the pursuit of one's own path, this subject remains a beloved classic that will continue to inspire and entertain for generations to come.

A body'd have to be crazy to be on that wreck! She's bound to break up any second.
A few weeks ago.
A man who sticks by his friends come hell or high water.
A map to freedom. Now, here's me.
A right good day, sirs!
A runaway slave at that, well, hah.
A slave trader come by the other day and offered Miss Watson $800 for me.
A steamer hit his raft last night and killed his master.
A sweet one with wings and a mean one with horns.
Aaah!
Aaah!
Aaah!
Aah!
Aah! Allow me.
Aah! No!
Aah! Unh!
About everything and everybody in his village,
Adolphus and Jim.
Adolphus, have you ever seen the king?
After all the trouble and expense I went through to raise you proper?
After the funeral,
After we arrive with an innocent young boy as our valet.
Ah ha ha! Broke his arm, very likely,
Ah, hell!
Ah, shut up, Jim.
Ah, we've just been...
Ah, you're as bloomin'beautiful as Peter said you was.
Ahhh, now it's comin' back. It's comin' back now.
Ahhhhhh!
Ain't nobody lives there and hardly anyone visits, so it's gotta be him!
Alas. Alas.
All aboard!
All for us and none for them. Let's count it.
All I had to do was find that deputy,
All right, all right.
All right, all right. No, they don't. They talk different.
All right, come on, get down outta there.
All right, enough.
All right, heave!
All right, I... I promise. Say...
All right, Mr. Finn.
All right, then.
All the way up to the free states.
All you think about is yourself, Jim. Well, what about me?
Almost there, Huck!
Although most people were comin' to believe they both was.
And a good mornin' to you all too!
And a slave on the river by himself?
And after my pa got killed in that stampede,
And all of a sudden the bank gave way, and into the river he went.
And as their uncles,
And at 10:00, we'll be gone. Come on.
And at 10.00 tonight, Jim and me would be on a steamboat...
And blah di blah di blah until I wanted to wring her scrawny little neck.
And burglary.
And don't let nobody recognize you.
And ever since, Uncle Harvey's been having the auction.
And everybody believes it's right,
And for being so chivalrous, I'm going to clean you up and dress you up...
And found out that a steamboat was leavin'...
And get ready for a spit lickin'good time.
And give you something to eat before evening prayers.
And go where I wanted, and neither Pap nor Miss Watson would ever try and follow me.
And hadn't gotten anywhere,
And half the time, ya die from it.
And headin'all the way up to Cairo.
And hightail it to Cairo.
And his good friend,
And how would I like it, drownin'on some barge?
And how's that damn dog next door?
And I ain't in no hurry to leave.
And I could feel the hand of God about to take a swing at me.
And I realized right then that ya can't run away from your problems,
And I thought we were friends.
And I was startin' to feel real good.
And I'd rather not get it shot off.
And if they won't sell 'em, I'll steal 'em!
And invest it for me and my sisters any way you want.
And it ain't even breakfast yet.
And knowin' them, they'll duck.
And maybe you're one of them abolitionist boys that likes to help runaway slaves?
And might not have gotten it at all.
And missed my pa by a good six feet.
And my word's my word, and I'll keep my word.
And no how can we fight this current.
And nobody's goin' nowhere until we do.
And not sell the rest of the property?
And now bein' a slave again... Well, it feels so...
And of course William can do real ones,
And on my way home, I ran into a poor mother with her ten poor children.
And only a fool would be fooled by that foolish accent.
And right now, I figured I'd go to Jackson's Island.
And save every penny and buy my wife and my children.
And take me home and try and civilize me...
And that gives us the time to steal everything else.
And that's just what'll happen to you if ya open your mouth.
And the candles, matches, tobacco...
And the fishin's awful good too.
And the point is...
And then you go and scare him to death!
And these are the girls we're lettin' those reptiles...
And those that don't die...
And we came all the way from England.
And we need to leave this raft here for our getaway.
And we never got to see him.
And we were doin'some... jobs, and I got the news.
And when I'm free, I'm gonna work hard...
And when they find him, they's gonna shoot him.
And you to us, sir.
And you two gentlemen are quite a surprise to us.
And you're my little angel.
And, well, she was so ashamed...
Answer up, and quick.
Any men on it?
Are you sure? 'Cause he ain't been seen for more than a year now.
At first, everyone figured that old Pap Finn done it himself.
At least until after your Pap goes away again.
Attention, passengers!
Aw, hell.
Aw, hello, Duke.
Aw, let him go.
Aw, shut up, Jim!
Based on what evidence?
Because there ain't an easier book to read than your face.
Before he crosses the river with Miss Sophie.
Before we head back down.
Begging your pardon! Hmph!
Besides, we'll be more convincing...
Best friend I ever had.
Best make sure.
Billy and the menfolk, they gonna try and kill that Shepherdson boy...
Billy!
Blue...
But by and by, she got to talking about the murder.
But by God, I know them two sure ain't.
But dead was the only way Pap would ever leave me alone.
But he died last year,
But he were my Pap.
But I decided from now on, I'm just gonna do whatever come handiest.
But I don't know if I could stand it...
But I figured if I stuck around,
But I got me a canoe, Huck, and this.
But I must say,
But I never met anybody who didn't lie a little when the situation suited him.
But I thought he lived in London.
But I'm...
But I've asked everybody, and nobody'll help me.
But I've got a blinkin'job to do...
But if I could do it, if I could...
But it ain't right, Huck.
But Jim... you're a runaway slave!
But lookee what I found.
But no one knew nothin' about England,
But no.
But now I was gonna do what's right,
But seein'as how I'm so ignorant and kinda low down and ornery...
But several years ago, I was sent to England...
But since I got no real use for money, I gave it all to Jim...
But something about 'em made me feel mighty uneasy.
But the bad one tells him to come and get ya!
But the river don't. You always feel warm and safe and free on the river.
But then he up and vanished with some of his rapscallion friends.
But times is tough. It was just too much money to resist.
But we might miss it!
But what we do best are the three Es.
But ya can't breathe!
But you move, and I'll wail ya good.
But your Pap came into town this mornin'...
But... I gots to.
By the way, Adolphus,
Cairo could be anywhere.
Can any of you good people tell me...
Can you tell us how close we are?
Children, come here, please.
Chuckleheads, you already passed it! It's about 40 miles back!
Clogs 'em up real tight.
Come back here!
Come on, come on!
Come on, Duke! Over here!
Come on, Finn!
Come on, Finn! Come on!
Come on, Finn! Come on! Let's go!
Come on, George, it's supper time!
Come on, George, we're goin' fishin'!
Come on, Huck. Gotta bring him home.
Come on, out with it!
Come on, out with it! Tell him!
Come on, over here.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on. Play along with us for a couple of days.
Come on...
Come tomorrow morning, they'll be talkin' about me in the past tense.
Cyrus! What's goin' on?
Damn it!
Damn!
Damn! One more like that and she's had it!
Damned if I would, Jim.
Dead?
Did I? Why?
Did somebody do something to you?
Did you see any such mark?
Dig it up!
Do I have to wear this?
Do you go to church?
Doctor... Dr. Robinson! Oh!
Does a cat talk like a cow or a cow like a cat?
Don't let 'im get away!
Don't make it right.
Don't ya see that to be true?
Don't you cry for me, Mr. Finn.
Don't you give me none of your lip!
Don't you sass me, or you'll be joinin' her!
Don't you worry, Jim. We'll both be on it.
Don't you worry. I'll make sure Miss Watson takes you back.
Down at Phelps Landing.
Down in the bloomin' Indian Ocean savin' the blinkin' pirates."
Downstream about 20 miles is another town. You go ask them!
Dr. Robinson was right. Them two are liars and frauds.
Dr. Robinson, ain't you heard? They're Peter's brothers.
Easy prey.
Economic opportunity they missed, huh?
Englishman, my butt!
Enough. Heh heh.
Er, "The gold is hidden in the barn behind the vineyards."
Er, Mary Jane, Julia, Susan...
Er, might we, uh,
Even $225... $225...
Even $400. Sold, $400! Let's sell the next lot.
Even taught me some Swahili, or what he said was Swahili.
Everyone else is on our side!
Everything's been real quiet between the Shepherdsons and us lately,
Excuse me.
Faked it all, Jim. I'm as alive as you.
Father said only you should open it.
Feel so bad, they wish that they had.
Feud! What's a feud?
Fire!
First thing he sold were the slaves.
For a man who's got to make deaf signs to prove himself.
For a marvellous walk in the woods.
For his family.
For last night, all our bags were put off by mistake.
For this town has few fools,
For tryin' to set Jim free,
For William and I to leave these little lambs...
Forget about the doctor! He's the only one that's suspicious.
From Phelps Landing the day after tomorrow...
Funny, Huck. Very funny.
Gave me $500 for my troubles and my chivalrousness.
Genius.
Gentlemen! Gentlemen!
George, they ambushed us! They killed my pa and all my brothers!
Get 'em!
Get out of the way, for heaven's sake.
Give you some marbles.
Good night!
Good thinkin', Huck.
Good, because my butt's hangin' way out,
Grab the oars!
Grab the silver!
Gracious! Well, what can I do for you?
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha! You don't know anything, do ya? Well, I think...
Hang 'em! Hang all of'em!
Hanging around with them two.
Has done generous to his little lambs,
Has gone to the Lord.
Have to think of another way. Look at this place.
He ain't sayin' nothin' bad! He just asked you if you talk French.
He always beatin' on you, ain't he?
He deserved the bullet I gave him!
He died.
He goes to our church when he's in Sheffield.
He goes to our church, regular.
He had a good reason for it.
He held on for you as long as he could, but yesterday he passed.
He makes a great slave.
He separated the families.
He was as rich as King Soromon himself.
He was telling a few stretchers, and I wasn't swallowing them.
He'd like to invite friends of the family for supper,
He's a lot older. And the one that's deaf and dumb...
He's a lot younger, see.
He's all I got.
He's awake. He's awake!
He's white.
Headin'for Cairo.
Heh heh. Friends, our dear departed...
Heh heh. Oh, and this is my Swahili warrior...
Hell, they pert near killed us all!
Hell's bells, Jim! Whatever ain't nailed down is what I'll get!
Hell's bells! I wish I knew a good trade.
Hello there, we's in need of assist!
Hello there! We're lookin'for Cairo!
Hello, there! Happy morn to ya!
Help and nab 'em. You can make some money.
Her and the widow felt so bad they pert near cried.
Here's another set of Wilks brothers!
Here's my answer, doctor.
Hey, Boggs, this one's all yours.
Hey, Boggs! You know Pa don't want you doin' that any more.
Hey, don't I know you two?
Hey, George! Here's a present for bein'my new friend.
Hey, hey!
Hey, Huck.
Hey, Jim!
Hey, Sam. Hey, Otis.
Hey, watch it! Stop peckin' at me!
Hey, what're you doin' here anyway?
Hey, where is your fancy school clothes, Huckleberry! What are these rags?
Hey, you seen a big slave around, maybe hangin' on my raft?
Hey!
Hey! Get up! Come on, get up!
Hey! Get your own raft!
Hey.
Him being a stranger in a strange land,
Hit me! Come on!
Hit me! Hit me! Come on!
Hold on, hold on! Dead bodies is what she's got, so let's be careful.
Honest Injun.
Honest, I am.
Honest, your majesties! If I stole it, would I still be here?
Hour in and hour out,
How are you at playing a preacher?
How dare you speak to him so,
How're we gonna get back to Cairo, Jim?
How're we gonna know which one's Cairo?
Huck Finn, a man of his word.
Huck Finn.
Huck!
Huck! Huckleberry!
Huck? I thought you'd have your neck stretched by now!
Huckleberry Finn.
Huh?
I ain't had it so good in all my life.
I ain't never done this for no white folks before.
I ain't seen it since Mary Jane gave it to ya.
I am Harvey Wilks, and this is my brother William.
I apologize, Adolphus. You're a dear, sweet boy.
I beg your pardon. And who might you be?
I best be goin' now.
I can prove I'm Harvey Wilks and these men frauds!
I can take it all the way up to the free states.
I can tell you what was tattooed on his breast, all right.
I could get lynched.
I could get tarred for not turnin' you in.
I could smell the winds a changin', and they stunk.
I couldn't let myself get sold all the way down New Orleans.
I decided it would be best to leave out the truth.
I decided it'd be best to leave out the truth, so I slung 'em a story.
I did wrong. Ain't no gettin' around it.
I didn't mean for this to happen, Jim.
I didn't see any tattoo, did you?
I didn't tell 'em nothin'. I didn't want to get you in any trouble.
I don't think it's right, us stealin from them nice girls.
I don't wanna wake anybody up just yet.
I feel sort of bad for them murderers dyin'like that.
I fell off a steamboat, sir.
I felt just sick, but I says to myself,
I figure we should just knock off and light out.
I figured I'd come and get my due.
I figured it were time to grab Jim...
I figured that before I took off,
I got it! I got it!
I got to get ya to a doctor.
I got to tell 'em you're not a murderer.
I gotta tell ya, King, I'm just not comfortable.
I had to go sneak out and play with my friends one last time.
I hated to run out on them sweet girls,
I hear ya can read and write.
I I ain't no angel, Pap. You can ask Miss Watson.
I I did. But this time they brung reinforcements.
I I I don't even know if it's gonna work.
I I It's George Jackson, sir.
I It's me, it's me! Huck... I mean, George! What's goin' on?
I just tripped. I'm all right. Keep goin'!
I just want to get you well.
I knew I was in trouble, and it were only gonna get worse...
I knew if I stuck around I'd be dead.
I knew we could change him. I just knew it.
I know we're close, Huck. We're safe!
I love chickens. They're succulent.
I mean, don't I deserve it...
I might end up bein' murderer myself someday,
I must communicate with me deaf brother.
I never noticed no tattoo at all!
I never seen such a son as you!
I picked up in Africa on a safari with the Duke of York.
I reckon these sacks of gold are plenty for me.
I rest my case!
I saw a blind man walkin'down the street...
I saw him, and he was dead.
I saw his boot print, the cross made with nails.
I saw your guns and just got scared, I guess.
I should've finished packing and ran away right then. But no,
I should've known better.
I tell you, Jim,
I think maybe I'll just collect that reward.
I think this boy's gonna fit right in.
I think we'd like to enhance...
I thought you said it was Sarah.
I tried, but I couldn't.
I wanna see if any of my... belongings washed up on shore.
I was taught some of their jabber out of books.
I was up the river with some acquaintances of mine,
I whooped him! I whooped him good!
I, Peter J. Wilks, being of sound mind..."
I'd come all the way down the Mississippi...
I'd come mighty close to helpin'set Jim free and goin'to hell for it.
I'd get the chance to earn money to buy my family.
I'd go back, most likely, just to see the look on people's faces.
I'd grab that gold away from them two frauds.
I'd had enough, and steamboat or no steamboat,
I'd poked around a little...
I'd write Mary Jane and tell her where I hid it.
I'll be caught and sold for sure.
I'll be okay. Ya...
I'll be right back.
I'll be right there.
I'll bet ya that dare. It's G O R G J X O N.
I'll help you get to Cairo.
I'll tell you what. Next time we see someone I'll grab a log,
I'm a free man.
I'm a little quicker than that.
I'm ashamed I called you a fibber.
I'm dreadful sorry. I was so selfish.
I'm goin' to town. You clean up around here.
I'm gonna fix their wagons but good.
I'm gonna wring your skinny little neck!
I'm looking for Mr. Peter Wilks.
I'm mighty proud to know him.
I'm originally from Missouri,
I'm real sorry, Jim.
I'm right proud of you. Just because an idea is popular, like slavery,
I'm sorry I didn't tell you my real name.
I'm sorry, Billy.
I'm wanted for your murder.
I'm with you, Harvey.
I'm your next of kin.
I've never heard such talk in my life.
If I can get myself all the way down here to Cairo,
If I tell you somethin', promise not to come back here until 10:00 tonight.
If it's a priest before a king,
If that's Cairo, I'm a free man!
If this ain't bully, nothing is.
If you see him,
If you think I feel bad,
If you think I'm gonna apologize to a slave,
If you was a girl, you'd have missed that rat by six or seven feet.
If you was to hear that your Pap wasn't ever gonna return to St. Petersburg,
In more than 20 years.
In our church,
In the bank 'til you get yourself to legal age!
Is driftin' like...
Is that my dear, sweet brother Peter...
Is that what I really look like?
Isn't that what you saw?
It ain't no matter. 'Cause now everyone judges
It don't make it right.
It don't seem right...
It felt good gettin'back on the river. Other places feel so cramped and smothered.
It says that your future...
It seems to me, Jim, whenever anybody's after anybody,
It was a small...
It were the worst thing I ever done in my life.
It weren't my fault.
It's a stupid way of askin' it!
It's always so damn troublesome doin'right and so damn easy doin' wrong.
It's goin' and it's goin'!
It's Huck.
It's like this. A man has a fight with another man and kills him.
It's mainly the truth. Oh, sure, there's a few stretchers here and there,
It's the Wilks' gold!
It's too late for that now!
It's usually me they's after.
It's you, all right, Jim.
Jim and me found the raft and fixed it up as best we could.
Jim was owned by Miss Watson, and about a year ago...
Jim!
Jim!
Jim!
Jim?
Jim.
Jim.
Jim...Jim...
Jubilee leaving for Phelps Landing in 15 minutes!
Judge Thatcher says that money's gotta stay
Jump, Huck! Jump!
Just because you're taught somethin's right,
Just got here on the Mississippi Queen!
Just one, sir.
Just playin' with the damn dog next door.
Just playing with the little doggies? I oughta...
Just stay right here today! Understand? Hmm?
Just tell us what the tattoo is about!
Knock him into Tuesday, Huck!
Ladies and gentlemen! Ladies and gentlemen!
Lands, child. You've been out cold for a week.
Last call for Cairo and all points north!
Last night.
Last week that poor mother only had eight children.
Leave me alone! Let me go! You're comin' with me!
Leave the boy alone! He's innocent!
Legal age. I can't be waitin'that long!
Let's dig up the corpse!
Let's get on to Cairo, Huck. Please.
Let's try this way!
Like I told you this morning,
Like, if he up and died or some such, would
Listen to yourself. Ya hear what you're sayin'?
Listen up and shut up and do as you're told...
Listen, boy!
Little did I know... that that one mistake was gonna change my life forever.
Little runt.
Look, you wouldn't want us to accidentally turn in...
Looks a little rough. Me and you gotta break him in a little bit.
Looks like she ain't been here long.
Lots of people gonna die today.
Lucky day, boy!
Make a move, and I'll blast you in half!
Making deaf and dumb signs, that's what he's doing.
Marvellous.
Mary Jane and her sisters, along with the Wilks brothers,
Mary Jane was safe, the gold was safe,
Mary Jane, Julia, Susan,
Maybe it wouldn't hurt to try.
Maybe young Adolphus here has the right idea.
Me and Abe here dressed him up and layed him out ourselves.
Me bein' a runaway's even worse than me bein' a murderer.
Me dear brother and I have a little announcement we'd like to make.
Meow!
Meow.
Mighty guiltful 'bout all this borrowin' we've been doin'.
Mighty smart of ya.
Miss Sophie went off to marry a Shepherdson.
Miss Watson and her sister, the Widow Douglas, took me in.
Missus, where's my jacket?
Mmm, mmm...
Mmmm. "Yes, Pap."
More than likely, we'll get our necks stretched.
Move it, move it!
Mr. Harvey Wilks here, took me in.
Murder! I...
Must've missed it that night in the fog, Jim.
My brains and your bullocks,
My brother's, oh, good friend and physician.
My dear, sweet Mary Jane.
My English valet, right?
My good God! There's gold in there!
My goodness!
My little Huckleberry!
My ma ran off with a circus clown.
My name's Huck... Huck Finn, and this story's about me and a slave named Jim.
My only chance is to go downriver to Cairo.
My pa came a swingin' on the other. My ma let go, did a double flip...
My Pap were a bad one,
My sister's pukin' everywhere, my ma's smellin' real bad,
My thoughts exactly. Now, do you suppose...
My, that's a pretty bonnet!
Need a tow over, if ya don't mind.
Never forget ya, Huck.
Never saw her again.
Next time, don't tell people what ya got. Just lie your little face off. Now, get!
No one lives there nor hardly visits,
No, he didn't! He said, " Pallee voo Francine!"
No, I guess not, unless you're a complete numskull.
No, I... I don't know!
No, ma'am. I went to school.
No, Pap!
No, Pap! No!
No, ya can't take him.
No, you're not, Mary Jane. You promised me.
No!
No!
No! No!
No! Not to my good friend Mr. Finn here!
Nobody saw me.
Not payin' any attention to all the rain.
Nothin'. Just that you're wanted for murder.
Now fess up! Who is ya?
Now I'm gonna get what I deserve.
Now is the hour of your demise, you impostors!
Now that I was dead, I could do what I wanted...
Now ya ain't never gonna get to see 'em.
Now you let them both go!
Now, I'm not sure these two are the real Wilks brothers,
Now, let's get to that steamboat!
Now, look, Duke, old friend.
Now, my daddy was fishin' on that other bank,
Now, the hair ball don't know...
Now, where did Huckleberry go to?
Now, where have you been, you little turd pie?
Now, who here helped lay out my brother...
Now!
Of course I do. We got our own pew right up front.
Oh, come on.
Oh, don't worry, I will. That slave is worth $400, dead or alive.
Oh, fine! Then let's just get right aboard!
Oh, he was, uh,
Oh, ho ho!
Oh, ho ho! No, no, no.
Oh, let's go!
Oh, my God! We're goin' down!
Oh, no. I'm gonna get those two right now and get 'em tarred...
Oh, not until you've had some vittles.
Oh, now, don't kill him...just yet.
Oh, oh, yes, yes. Rather, William.
Oh, Sophie, leave me alone. Come on, George.
Oh, thank ya ever so.
Oh, the King of England!
Oh, wait, wait, wait!
Oh, why didn't you bloody say so? Course I have.
Oh, yeah, that money your ma left you. Damned Judge Thatcher!
Oh!
Oh! Oh, my little friend!
Oh! Oh!
Oh. Bless him.
Oh. Oh.
Oh. What you're tellin'me, I think,
Oh... Now come on, Huck, what's it really say?
Ohh! Ohh!
Ohhh, I keep it in shape with lots of knittin'.
Ohhh, I see.
Ohhh! I'm startin'to lose the vision. I'm startin'to lose...
Okay, all right. Enough of this slop.
On that river, I had a taste of freedom.
On the journey to Cairo to set Jim free.
Once Pap started drinkin'.
Only he broke his arm in a fall.
Only if they won't sell 'em, Huck.
Or by God, there's gonna be one less idiot around here.
Or if neither of them is!
Or would you go on back home?
Our feud's been goin' on for 30 years.
Out huntin' down your murderer right now.
Out with some of the other men trying to hunt up the murderer.
Outta my way, you old maid! This here is what's mine, and I'm takin' it!
Pa... Oh, it's disgusting!
Pap's back.
Pap's dead?
Pay our respects to our brother's remainders?
People mentioned by our dear Peter so often in his letters.
People tryin' to kill me and... dogs tryin' to rip my face off,
People usually just run away when I tell 'em my whole family is sick as dogs.
Perhaps you can tell me what was tattooed on Peter's breast.
Personally I can't see no glory in punching an ignorant lard ass.
Personally, I think you're just a damn good liar.
Peter had his initials tattooed on his breast,
Peter's brothers, right?
Please don't kill me, boys. Please don't kill me!
Pleased to meet ya, sir.
Pleased to meet ya.
Poke.
Praise be to the Lord.
Pretty soon you'll be taking up religion like your ma did.
Puked it up just the other day.
Ready?
Right down to the damn dog next door.
Right then I knew what I was doin' was wicked.
Right this way, my gold toothed friend!
Right, right. Heh.
Right!
Right! And French people talk different than us! Ya see?
Rob of their money.
Robbery, forgery...
Said that he saw smoke out on Jackson Island.
Sarah. Sarah Williams.
Say good bye, boy, 'cause you ain't never gonna see...
Say, Billy, let's slide on down to the river.
Say, Billy...
Say, Huck, I been feelin'...
Say, Jim! Shouldn't ya be gettin' back before Miss Watson misses ya?
Say, uh...Jim?
Say, you wouldn't happen to be...
Scared him? You scared the whole town. They's
Screamin' about how some robbers had cut you into a million pieces.
Seems a lot of things have been washing up lately.
Sellin' people and usin' 'em for slaves ain't right, Huck.
She made quite a mess when she hit them bleachers.
She set me free in her will, Huck.
She's just a girl, Jim.
Shoo!
Shoot 'im, boys!
Sick. And so is my mom, my sister, my brother...
Slavery ain't right. All men should be free.
Slice of heaven, King. Feels like a slice of heaven.
Smell that, Huck? Smells like freedom.
Smelly as the dickens.
So all we had to do was put up with them rat bags for two more days,
So don't you go stirring things up.
So far from his own people.
So he's ours. We had to chain him.
So I decided to take advantage of the situation.
So I says to the pope,
So if you two just, uh...
So kick off your shoes, if you're wearin' 'em,
So she got all the womenfolk fleecin' the woods lookin' for your carcass.
So they couldn't figure out who was lyin'.
So those two rat bags grilled that flathead...
So very bad.
So we have decided,
So when I found out your ma left you $600,
So when I saw you two, I just reckoned maybe...
So who do they think killed him?
So... my ma grabbed onto the t****ze and swung one way.
Someone gonna do it. Ought to be me.
Somes calls me Sarah; somes calls me Mary.
Sometime he listen to the good one, and sometime he listen to the bad one.
Sorry I'm late.
Speak the truth now,
Spirit lives on the inside of it.
Spittin'out word for word everything that young flathead told him.
Stand aside!
Steal his keys, and break Jim oouut!
Sure can't take this raft back up the river.
Sure, Huck.
Sweetie, we were so worried about you but you're going to be all right now.
Take it all. A gift from your uncles.
Take the gold back...
Take the money.
Take your hand away from me, you impostor!
Talk about lost!
Tell him Huck says hello.
Thank you, Jim. So what is it you two fellas do, exactly?
Thanks, Jim.
Thanks.
Thanks.
That ain't what I heard.
That ain't who I think it is, is it?
That couldn't be the reason.
That dead geezer 'n'me would be sharin'lodgin's.
That doctor's been layin' on my mind all day.
That don't matter.
That is to say, sir,
That is to say...
That Russian fell in the river, that's what happened.
That said he was a murderer and a runaway...
That she was going to sell me away from my wife and my children, that...
That the dead guy's brothers lived over in England.
That the man who murdered poor Huck Finn...
That the same gang of thieves who stole your school books last week?
That was a lie, Jim.
That was a lie!
That wasn't my fault.
That's a dazzling idea, King.
That's far enough now. See if there's anybody else out there.
That's good! 'Cause I heard Huck Finn was such a sweet boy.
That's my answer, doctor.

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