The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension (1984) Soundboard Edit

AI, you set up the grid and get the last known coordinates.

All I'm trying to say is and I hope I speak for everyone in this room

All is not lost...

And extinguish all smoking material.

And Hikita, too.

And maybe a lot harder to get back.

Arrivederci, Banzai!

Banzai! I'll see you in hell!

Bigbooty! TE! TE!

Buckaroo, are you decompressing? Over.

Buckaroo, behind you!

Cabin fluid valves were closed. Problem is corrected. Over

Catapult, she's wired!

Christmas shopping.

Cover it up.

Danger! Danger! We do not have crossover. Negative mass is spreading.

Don't you get it? Orson Welles.

Dr Lizardo, really what does she know about an overthruster?

End of discussion.

Faster! He's gaining.

Foreigners, some of 'em. Or their names have been changed.

Get away from that, boy, or I'll drink your blood!

Get me SAC Headquarters, Omaha,

Get out of here!

Go.

Goodbye, goodbye to her...

Halloween, 1938. War of the Worlds, that fake radio news broadcast

HB 88, this is control.

HB 88, this is control. Do you hear me? Over.

HB 88, this is control. Do you...

HB 88, this is control. Driver's door check secure.

HB 88, this is control. Ground crew secure. Over.

He's vanished. Thin air.

His guns?

History is made at night. Louder! The joy of duty!

Holy moly.

Holy shit!

Horizontal velocity is expanding. Over.

Hotel Brava 88 do you read? Do you read? Over.

Hustle up!

I don't care if you walked through a mountain in Texas. Rawhide, what do you think?

I don't have anything...

I got my own help on the way. Now, that's an order

I got some pictures, boys.

I'm adopted.

I'm barely holding my fudge right now.

I'm glad someone has the balls to face facts.

I'm headed downstairs. Keep everybody calm

If you fail, we will be forced to help you destroy yourselves.

Is somebody crying...

It's good to see you, pal. You got a pistol?

It's your hand, Buckaroo.

Jesus!

John Emdall must die.

John Many Jars, establish overthruster beam red. Over. Activate oscillator

John Whorfin... destroyed.

Keep your noses to the grindstone.

Later.

Launch thermopod.

Lord Whorfin will return for all those left behind.

Man, that's strange.

Multistage axial compressor... latched.

New Brunswick's own, the one, the only, the amazing...

New Jersey.

Nice night, huh?

Nice to meet you. The fellas call me New Jersey.

No matter where you go... there you are.

No, Mr President, no.

Nothing personal, John Parker.

Of course!

Of the internal cerebro veins or the Vein of Galen

Oh, boy.

Oh, my soul!

Oh, you remind me of someone I once knew long ago.

OK, you ask your dad, I'll wash up

On your windshield, static and fracture. Can you confirm? Over.

Only you can save her from a fate

Ow!

People are gonna come from all over. This boy's an Eskimo.

Perfect Tommy, Rawhide, Reno

Point of no return. Five, four, three...

Prof is in the lab with the overthruster. Penny's in the right wing guest room.

Quite a guy, if you want my opinion.

Rawhide, see how Hikita san is with that formula.

Rawhide?

Right there.

Salutations, great Buckaroo Banzai.

See, this is the part where for me it started looking like a problem.

See, you can check your anatomy all you want,

Set detonator.

So?

Sorry.

The rest of this rock is actually empty space.

The self proclaimed "Lord" John Whorfin,

Then it all just turned out to be a hoax.

This guy is a top scientist, dummkopf.

This homing device will probably make it very easy to find.

This is control. 02 vents are closed. Looks good.

This is vacuum cylinder three.

This Rasta guy pedals up to the front gate and delivers it all in a pink cake box.

To be unable to solve my problem

To get her and it back in one piece.

To make a fool of himself.

Wait a minute. Now just a second.

Wait here. I'll be right back.

Was she very beautiful?

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We are go for launch. Do not obstruct the great vehicle.

We don't have to be mean, cos, remember...

Well, how do you know? Here, hold this. Hold this!

Were landing in Grover's Mill...

What is he, Burt? Is he radioactive?

What is that?

What is that? Don't pick it up. No.

What's happening?

Where there was a huge electrical dimensional accident.

Where's your overthruster?

Whorfin... sayonara.

With the success of your oscillation overthruster.

Work.

You are on your on board computer. Over.

You ever thought about joining me full time?

You know, I thought we were gonna rehearse or something.

You're on the clock. Let's saddle up, huh?

Your whole planet is gonna be destroyed and you sit here wasting time?

500 miles an hour, General. Oh, Senator, you're so gullible.

Buckaroo, my good friend... That's it!

Can they all shoot stingers? You better believe it.

Come over here. Does that mean you're on our side?

I want you to synthesise it. Buckaroo! Give me the formula.

INS ram coordinates. Form one, fuel ticket?

Penny

Shoot it, Bubba. Shoot it! I can't! It's jammed! It's jammed!

There's somethin' over there. Where?

When? Real soon!

Where are you going? Get my guns.

Where...? Shh.

Who's Penny? Where is she?

You wanna roll those dice, Casper? No, no, no, not me, man. No way.

...B, C, D, E... Clear the area!