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Shark Tale

Shark Tale

Shark Tale is an animated comedy movie released in 2004. It takes place in an underwater world where fish live just like humans do in our own society. The film revolves around a young fish named Oscar, voiced by Will Smith, who dreams of becoming successful and famous.

In this underwater urban landscape, Oscar works as a small fish in a big reef at the whale wash, a car wash for whales. However, he is ambitious and yearns for more. One day, Oscar finds himself in a predicament after accidentally killing a shark named Frankie, voiced by Michael Imperioli. Seizing the opportunity, Oscar takes credit for slaying the renowned shark gangster.

Oscar's newfound fame brings him to the attention of the powerful mob boss of the shark underworld, Don Lino, voiced by Robert De Niro. Don Lino's other son, Lenny, voiced by Jack Black, is a vegetarian shark who doesn't conform to the carnivorous ways of his family. As Oscar tries to navigate his way through this dangerous world of sharks, he teams up with Lenny, who is looking to escape his father's expectations.

Along the way, they encounter various colorful characters, such as Angie, voiced by Renée Zellweger, who is Oscar's best friend and secretly in love with him. Sykes, voiced by Martin Scorsese, is Oscar's fast-talking boss who gets caught up in the scheme. And Lola, voiced by Angelina Jolie, brings a seductive charm into Oscar's life, creating a love triangle.

The movie also features an all-star cast for the other shark characters, including Ziggy Marley as Ernie, Doug E. Doug as Bernie, and Peter Falk as Don Feinberg. This star-studded voice cast brings the characters to life with their distinct personalities and comedic timing.

The music of Shark Tale adds an extra layer of fun to the film. With music composed by Hans Zimmer, the film features an array of familiar tunes, such as "Car Wash" by Christina Aguilera and Missy Elliott, "Gold Digger" by Ludacris, and "Got to Be Real" by Mary J. Blige. These songs perfectly complement the energetic and vibrant world of the movie, making it even more enjoyable.

If you are a fan of Shark Tale or simply looking to relive the sounds and moments of this animated comedy, you can play and download these soundtrack sounds to experience the underwater adventure once again. So dive in and enjoy the laughs, music, and heartwarming story that Shark Tale brings to the screen!

A free hot wax and all that. You like that?
A lava lamp? How did you know I love lava lamps?
A little help here, buddy boy?
A lot.
A really big pond. The ocean.
A sham. A con.
About a thing
About a thing
Absolutely amazing! This looks to be Lucky Day's big day.
According to the latest Scallop Poll, fear of sharks is at an all time high.
Actually, he hasn't gone far enough.
Actually, I was thinking about retiring.
Ahh.
Ahhh! Back up.
Ain't that right?
All I need is an advance on my paycheck from the boss
All my dreams comin' true...
All of it? How am I supposed to do that?
All right, I just gotta put the finishing touch on my new desk.
All right, look, I'm sorry. I totally betrayed you,
All right, look, this is what we're gonna do.
All right, partner, let's see what you can do.
All right, partner, let's see what you can do.
All right.
All right.
All right. Come on. Eye of the tiger.
All right. Right here, in front of me now, eat this.
All right. We're safe. For now.
All right. You got it right.
Always on the phone. Yakkin', yakkin', yakkin'.
And an 8 track player for days when you're feeling a little...
And besides, it's not safe to be out here at night.
And don't get me wrong, you're cute, but... you're a nobody.
And he trips underwater.
And he's gonna slay you and all your sharks.
And he's off and running.
And here comes Lucky Day,
And hey, hey, hey, Casanova. I saw your big finish on the news.
And I certainly don't want you to slay me.
And I think it's time for a little family reunion.
And I was, like, you're gonna come at me like that?
And I'm a Sharkslayer, so we can't be seen together.
And I'm not a real financial advisor.
And if you thought a guy like me can't get to a guy like you...
And if, God forbid, someone should, I don't know,
And it turns out the person's just fat.
And it's growing and it's fairly happy,
And Lucky Day wins.
And my dad, he'll never accept me for who I am.
And now it's nothing but a stump but I still take care of it with my wife
And on top of that, you're gonna have to start payin' me.
And plankton encrusted teeth for when I feel a bit...
And some of them little wiener thingies.
And still you're askin' for more. Now go on, get in here.
And stop blaming yourself for what happened.
And take a good look, Lino.
And that depends on the individual behavior
And then everything would be fine and dandy for the rest of your life?
And then the baby lost its legs and its arms
And there ain't nothing you can do about it.
And they should. I mean, what'd you expect?
And when you do, dig deeper. And put him in it.
And you don't say "OK" without my OK.
And you should just go home, okay?
And you took them out.
And you're acting like you don't even want it.
And you're gonna say, "Stop. Don't y'all. Don't go no farther!"
And, Ang, I am out of this place. I mean, I am... pschoo!
Ang, I...
Ang, what is the problem?
Ang. Here.
Angie was right. I am a joke.
Angie, I wish I knew now what I knew then.
Angie?
Angie.
Angie. Hey, what are you doing here?
Any shark try to mess around in Oscartown is goin' down.
Are they gone? Are they gone?
Are you crazy?
Are you kiddin' me? Are you outta your mind?
Are you not entertained?
Around the final turn, here comes Lucky Day.
As if.
As the first fish in history to ever take on a shark and win, tell me:
Back up. I'm crazy. I be trippin'.
Bam! Huh?
Be there, if you don't wanna see her sleepin' with the fishes.
Because I told Lino...
Because you always wanted me to be like Frankie.
Before the lie.
Before the money, and before the fame.
Bettin' my five thousand.
Big ol' shark, about 75, 100 feet long.
Bingo.
Bloodfire.
Boss, it's Lenny. He was wearing a disguise so we wouldn't recognize him,
But all the love I see in that little guy's face makes it worth it in the end.
But don't worry
But first, over to Janice for the traffic report.
But I can't waltz in and say, "Hi, Pop. I'm a dolphin".
But I'm hungry.
But it was a little lie. Come on, who's it gonna hurt anyway?
But it's difficult 'cause I've been working a second shift at the factory
But listen, I got just one little problem I gotta take care of.
But maybe a few hearts?
But nobody loves a nobody.
But not since Oscar came to town.
But now he's not wearing a disguise, so we do recognize him.
But the sharks don't know that.
But then I learned something I will never forget.
But then, after a while, it grew into something beautiful.
But they have no effect on me or you?
But we brought some new customers.
But we gotta lay down some rules. Rule number one:
But you... I'm hearin' things.
But, come on, you'd have to be crazy not to take me back.
But, hey, don't you worry about it.
But, Oscar, I think I'm gonna puke.
But, you know, you're a shark, right?
C'mon, group hug.
C'mon, man! Get your game face on!
Calls himself "The Sharkslayer".
Can't touch this.
Can't touch this.
Capiche?
Check it out, I got my 60" high def, flat screen TV
Classic move. I've seen it a thousand times.
Cod Stewart.
Come here, you big dumb dummy head.
Come here, you.
Come here. Of course you can come with me.
Come on, cabbage patch. Cabbage patch.
Come on, cabbage patch. Cabbage patch.
Come on, everyone's waiting, Mr. Manager.
Come on, fellas.
Come on, Lino, it's time to clean up your act.
Come on, man. You sell this, you'll never have to go home again.
Come on, Shorties. Why ya'll messin' with my fantasy?
Come on, there could be sharks out here.
Come on, who's your puff daddy? Who takes care of you?
Come on, you two, we got work to do.
Come on. You didn't have to get me anything. What'd you get me?
Come, Sykes, try again, mon. Don't fret.
Coming around the turn it's Seabiscuit by a length and Lucky Day well behind.
Coming up from behind, passing Yellow Tail, Salmonella.
Could you excuse us for a moment, please?
Course I do. You're like my best friend.
Curse you, Sharkslayer.
Da da da da!
Dang, Lenny, why would you do that?
Did someone say crazy?
Do the muscle thing, the muscle thing.
Do you have any idea how this looks?
Do you hear them, Lenny?
Do you think for one minute that she'd even be with you
Dog dig. Dig dog. Yeah, yo diggy dog.
Don Lino, at this most difficult time,
Don't cry.
Don't do the whole head trip thing with me.
Don't hurt us. We're sorry. It was all Ernie's idea.
Don't make the same mistake that I did.
Don't panic.
Don't swallow.
Don't sweat it. He does this all the time. He's playin'.
Don't take it personally. Come on, I lied to everybody.
Don't worry
Don't worry, I won't eat anyone.
Don't you yell at me. My mother is your mother, okay.
Don't.
Don't.
Dreams can begin small too.
Dreams can begin small.
Dude, you're goin' the wrong way.
Ernie, let me ask you a question.
Ernie, you made a joke. Good one, man. Respect.
Ernie. Bernie. Find the deepest hole in the ocean
Ernie. I didn't mean it, Ernie. I didn't mean it, man. Ernie.
Eurgh! Too much butter.
Every year for 25 years.
Everybody loves him just the way he is.
Everybody out of the way.
Everybody thinks you slayed the shark.
Everything I wanted was right there in front of me the whole time.
Everything's set, it's a lock, we good to go, we in the money,
Ew. No. That.
Exactly how it look, that's how it is.
Exactly. What?
Fake?
Fellas, I'm gonna go ahead over there.
File cabinet. Top drawer. There's a package. Get it.
Find out the truth about the Sharkslayer on my way back...
Fish Fingers, then Seabiscuit and Salmonella.
Five thousand on Lucky Day to win.
For the hand clappy makin' the lights go off
For what?
Forget about her. She's a nobody.
Forget it. The moment's gone.
Forget the 5 G's. We're partners now.
Frankie, God rest his soul, he was perfect. Perfect.
Frankie, I can do this. What if I can't do this?
Frankie, I want you to take Lenny out, show him the ropes.
Frankie, no...
Frankie, you know I can't do this.
Frankie.
From now on, any shark tries to bother this reef, it's his funeral.
From now on, everything flows through me.
Funny, ain't it?
Get a hold of yourself, man. This is no time to act crazy.
Get out of here, you barracudas. Any further questions will be fielded by me.
Get out those shell phones and call in to the boss, 'cause you'll be late.
Get Sykes. He knows that reef better than anybody.
Get your butts home. I'll tell your moms y'all doin' bad stuff.
Gimme that. Get outta here. Go be useless someplace else.
Gimme that. Get outta here. Go be useless someplace else.
Give me a pie with everything on it. Anchovies, meatballs...
Go do something you're actually good at: your job,
Go now. No one's looking. Get out of here.
Go on, man.
Go, go back and do it again.
Go. How can I help you?
God, that's sweet of you to say.
Good eye.
Good morning, Southside Reef. I'm Katie Current, keeping it current.
Good morning. Can I help you?
Guess what? You thought wrong.
Guys? Guys? Don't leave me alone.
Ha! Young love.
Has the reef's most eligible bachelor been snapped up?
Has to have the basic necessities.
He ate me..
He come out of nowhere, this guy.
He does what he's supposed to do. Wipe your face.
He just laid five grand on Lucky Day. I think he can afford anything he wants.
He pops a gill? I wanna know about it. Who is this Sharkslayer?
He was the number one tongue scrubber.
He's from the Southside Reef. That's all we could dig up.
He's the best, right? Am I right or am I wrong? Am I right?
Hello, Oscar.
Hello?
Hello? Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Here he is. The Sharkslayer.
Here he is. The Sharkslayer.
Here I come...
Here I come...
Here's Fish Fingers, followed by Seabiscuit, Yellow Tail...
Here's the thing.
Here's what we're gonna do.
Hey, a bed.
Hey, a nacho.
Hey, Ang. Oscar's on the TV.
Hey, Angie, can you hand me the blue one?
Hey, Angie, sorry Pop and I are late,
Hey, baby, this is all gravy today. Now snap your fin... Snap it.
Hey, boss, I saved you a seat.
Hey, boss. Big Butts.
Hey, come on, Ang. I wanna show you the best thing about this place.
Hey, Don. Lino. Sir. It's not his fault. This is between you and me.
Hey, don't sweat it. A lot of white fish can't do it.
Hey, Headphone Guy.
Hey, how ya doin'?
Hey, I didn't lie, all right? All right, I lied.
Hey, Lola. Wow. You're here.
Hey, Mom said it's not okay to hit.
Hey, Oscar.
Hey, Oscar. Look who came to visit.
Hey, Oscar. Over here. I gotta talk to ya.
Hey, Sharkslayer.
Hey, somebody's in a bad mood. C'mon, Ang, lemme see that smile.
Hey, taxi.
Hey, that's good, I like that.
Hey, that's good. That's good, I like that.
Hey, there he is. My brotha, my player, the Sharkslayer.
Hey, what's up, man? Man, it's good to see y'all... Huh?
Hey, y'all kids got some skills.
Hey, you guys...
Hey. Are you all right?
Hey. Are you all right?
Hey. Lola? What're you doing here?
Hey. Outta my seat. You, outta my seat.
Hey. Reef side.
Hey. What are you doin'?
Hey. What are you kids up to?
Hey. You think this is funny?
Hey... Hey, oh, you know what, wait right here. Don't move.
Hi.
Hi. You gonna eat the rest of your popcorn?
High fin. Low fin.
His box?! You can't even afford the gum under the seats.
Hit him in the tail again.
Hold up.
Holy mackerel. Did we get that?
How about we have a little Oscar licious fun?
How am I ever going to explain this to Pop?
How are my little babies this morning?
How long must this reef live under siege?
How many times do I have to tell you? It's "gosh".
How ya like that?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh? Huh?
Hurry up. This is our chance, we don't want to miss it.
I almost forgot.
I am not a real Sharkslayer!
I brought my kids into the world, full of love and care,
I can be the Fishslayer. They'll never see it coming.
I could fly higher than an eagle
I couldn't take it. The taste was killin' me.
I did.
I didn't have anything to do with it, and neither did Lenny.
I didn't know what I had until I lost it.
I didn't need the top of the reef.
I didn't say what, I asked you what.
I do that by myself, you know.
I don't appreciate your funky tone, actually.
I don't know, Ang.
I don't know... I like her.
I don't want to have to say it again.
I don't want you mad at me,
I feel like we're practically family. You know that?
I got some news, about the guy who took out Frankie.
I got you, Headphone Guy!
I have to pay Don Lino protection, so everything you owe me, you owe him.
I know. I know. I'm just sorry that it took so long.
I know. They think you're the Sharkslayer.
I love you, man.
I mean, before this...
I mean, I wish you knew what I knew,
I mean...
I need a head start to get as far away as possible.
I need to know that you can handle that.
I need to tell her I love her.
I never meant for anybody to get hurt, especially not Angie.
I never told you two this, but you're the best henchman a guy ever had.
I nodded.
I repeat: the sharks are gone.
I repeat: the sharks are gone.
I swear, sometimes I wanna take your big dumb dummy head, and just...
I think all sharks should be like you.
I thought I heard something. Did you get that shark?
I thought I lost you.
I wanna be rich and famous like them, but I'm stuck down here.
I wanna find this guy. I wanna know about him,
I want to be a somebody.
I was just...
I'll be right back. Girl, you are gonna flip.
I'll never be the shark you want me to be.
I'll tell you what's wrong with down here.
I'm a nobody. I want some of that.
I'm already punched in?
I'm dead anyway, so...
I'm dead serious. It takes more than muscle to run things.
I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna go take care of these sharks.
I'm Katie Current, here live,
I'm nobody without you.
I'm not a nobody. I'm a wiener.
I'm not askin' you anymore. I'm tellin' you. Eat it!
I'm not gonna laugh.
I'm not interrupting something, am I?
I'm on a diet. I read an article about these shrimps. They're not good for ya.
I'm snapping it.
I'm so cold.
I'm so sorry, Frankie.
I'm the Don. The boss of the Great White Sharks.
I'm tired just thinkin' about countin' all of this money.
I'm tired of hearing how everything you had in your life wasn't good enough.
I'm... I'm a vegetarian.
I've been goin' over my markers. You're into me for five grand.
I've been lookin' forward to meeting you.
I've been runnin' this reef since before you was born.
I've been waiting.
I've got news for you. The Sharkslayer made me his manager.
If I hadn't been there in the first place, none of this would've happened.
If that was true, why did you run away?
If you are the wind beneath my wings
If you haven't noticed, I'm different from other sharks.
If you sneeze, you don't wipe that boogie without my OK, OK?
If you wanna blame anybody, blame me.
If you wanna make Pop happy, you've gotta kill something.
If you weren't the famous Sharkslayer?
In a weird kinda way...
In the event that possibly you get hungry...
Including me.
Indigestion. She's gonna blow!
Instead of getting in Mr. Sykes' face with another get rich quick scheme,
Ira, over here.
Is gonna be all right
Is that all? Do you understand how huge my client is? Turn on your TV.
Is that it?
Is that you?
Is there no hero among us?
It is now, bro bro. You the Sharkslayer.
It slays hemorrhoids like Oscar slays sharks.
It'll be OK.
It'll get you the money you need for Mr. Sykes.
It's a fish eat fish world. You either take or you get taken.
It's a sure thing, guaranteed cash extravaganza.
It's a terrible thing, Don Lino. Everybody loved Frankie.
It's all right. I'll get you some coupons,
It's emotional and it's pressure.
It's for you.
It's gettin' around, your thing at the restaurant.
It's just hard, all right, because I'm a little fish in a big pond.
It's ladies' night, Oh, what a night...
It's Luca the Octo... I mean, forget about it.
It's Lucky Day.
It's my fault... kinda... not really... but still. My brother...
It's not like you feel the same way about her.
It's over. You're old school.
It's past your bed time. Go on.
It's true. It's true and the other thing is,
It's wild style, doo.
Ixnay on the isskay, man. That's private.
Jeez, if Pop knew that, he'd ice you for sure.
Jessica Shrimpson.
Join us tonight for an in depth report.
Just come on.
Just get it over with.
Just go. Cry freedom.
Just say the word, boss.
Just tell me, Oscar, 'cause I'm curious.
Katie Current, reporting live.
Katie, I'm gonna keep it real.
Keep holding your breath, little wormie.
Keep it up, kid. You're slayin' 'em.
Keep up the bad work.
Kelp sc****? We're having a special.
Kicked his butt
Kinks? You lied.
Lenny, I give you my word.
Lenny, where I come from, fish don't like to get grabbed by sharks.
Lenny?
Lenny?
Lenny? Frankie, I understand. But Lenny? You can't be serious.
Lenny? Lenny?
Lenny? Where are you?
Lenny.
Lenny. Did you see what just happened there?
Lenny. Lenny! Lenny!
Lenny. Lenny. Look at me. Look at me.
Let me explain something to you.
Let me finish. That I've lived my life for my sons.
Let me see it. Tomorrow I will be rich...
Let's finish this, Sharkslayer.
Let's get this party started right.
Let's go.
Let's put it that way, leave it at that. Good night.
Let's... Yeah, let's talk over here.
Like you... your new apartment. It's... wow. Awesome.
Listen to me. Don't move until I tell you.
Listen, tell me what you think about this.
Lola. We meet again.
Long story short, from now on you work for Frankie and Lenny.
Look at Oscar.
Look who stepped in the room!
Look who's stuck in the porthole.
Look you in the eye, tell you what's what, and what?
Look, all I'm saying is the kid ain't exactly no killer.
Look, he's got dolphin muscle.
Look, I don't have a lot of time
Look, I'm just pretending so you can get away.
Look, I'm on my way. Stay outta trouble, all right?
Look. Deep down, I'm really superficial.
Love ya, Pop.
Luca.
Lucky Day seems to be having trouble getting out of the gate.
Lucky Day. Lucky Day.
Lucky Day's now caught up to Fish Fingers.
Man, have you guys seen what's playing next door?
Man, I'm not explaining myself to you.
May his stinking, maggot covered corpse rot in the fiery depths of hell.
May I suggest a barnacle peel? Removes lines and salt damage.
May whoever did this die a thousand deaths.
Me and Lenny got it. We gonna fix it.
Me gets it, man.
Mind bringing us back some drinks? That would be great, thanks.
Miss Perfect is the one with the problem.
Mm hm. Mm hm.
Mmm. Mmm.
Mom's not here.
Mrs. Sanchez.
Music playing in the dark thing.
Mussel Crowe.
My bad. Hey, so...
My dad was the greatest.
My grandmother gave it to me.
My grandmother's pearl.
My guys are coming for you, Sharkslayer.
My jellyfish brothers. Boo ya ka.
My Lenny is a killer. You hear me? A cold blooded killer. Look at him.
My man Sykes just begged me
My manager and I are now prepared to take your questions.
My name is Oscar, sweetie.
My sister had a baby and I took it over because she passed away
My uncle Vito got whacked by one of those.
Nice and easy.
Nice bet.
Nice smooch, lover boy.
No snuggly, buggly... Whatever that just was.
No way.
No, Get outta my way. Let me see, will ya?
No, I said "what what", like what what?
No, I'm sorry. Mr. Sykes is at a meeting right now.
No, I'm still working out the kinks.
No, I'm the nobody.
No, no, it's not all that. Just relax.
No, no. Lenny, just open up.
No, please.
No, snap it. You're not snapping it.
No, there is not. Trust me on this one.
No, wait up. Hey. I'm sorry, seriously.
No, wait. What am I doing?
No, you misunderstood.
No!
No!
No.
No.
No.
No. "Sorry" is when you step on somebody's fin at the movies.
No. He's slayin' sharks.
No. We're gonna do this as a family.
Nobody, I repeat, nobody, makes a move without my OK.
Nomine Patri, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.
Not all my friends.
Not to murder lise all y'all up in here.
Nothin' is wrong with you, man.
Now batting for the Southside Sharks...
Now Lenny, he's got the brains. That's somethin' special.
Now that you live in that penthouse, can I be your financial advisor?
Now which one of you sardines called this meeting?
Now you follow these instructions to the letter, OK?
Now you're nothing but a fake.
Now, I might listen to him, but then again I might not.
Now, nod your head if you understand.
Now, tell me if you nodded your head.
Now, when I turn around, you take off.
Now, you and me, we worked together a long, long, long time.
Of all the individuals in here, individually.
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh
Oh oh. OK, thank you all for coming. We gotta go.
Oh, baby, you are so tense.
Oh, hi.
Oh, hi.
Oh, Lenny...
Oh, let me guess. She told you that she loves you.
Oh, little buddy, did I scare you? I'm sorry.
Oh, maybe you forgot your shark.
Oh, my gosh!
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no. Wait. I'm sorry. No, no, no. I'm not gonna...
Oh, right.
Oh, stop it. Your pet shark here told me everything.
Oh, sure you could.
Oh, the shark bites
Oh, we're about to.
Oh, yeah, that's good. That's heaven, yeah.
Oh, yeah? See if this refreshes your memory.
Oh, yeah? Well, I say he's bluffing.
Oh, yeah...
Oh, you don't mean that.
Oh, you're a liar.
Oh! Hey!... Sykes?
Oh! I'm in love.
Oh! Oscar!
Oh.
Oh...
Oh... Luca. Who could have done this?
Oh... Luca. Who could have done this?
Oi vey!
OK, guys, come on in.
OK, Lenny, follow my every move and don't make a sound.
OK, new rules.
OK, somebody needs to get me out of the bubble.
OK, you wanna be friends? Fine.
OK?
OK.
OK.
OK. It was an anchor that killed Frankie.
Okay, buddy, you're free. Now escape.
Okay, I will tell you.
Okay, please. Please, just gimme some time.
Okay, seriously, I can't understand wise guy so be more specific.
Okay.
Okay. Okay, capiche.
Old school.
Old school.
On the... on the edge of the reef! Th.. Th... They're great whites!
One more thing. What's with all y'all living in the Love Boat?
One wash and lube, please.
Ooh, an echo. Echo.
Ooh, child...
Or, I could find an old, sick fish and just wait.
Oscar and Lenny. What a team, baby. Give me that, give me some fin.
Oscar the Sharkslayer.
Oscar the Sharkslayer.
Oscar, are you going to continue working here at the Wash?
Oscar, boom bye ay
Oscar, boom bye ay Oscar, boom bye ay
Oscar, raise the reef. Raise the reef, buddy.
Oscar, why do you get yourself into these situations?
Oscar, you better pray that this horse of yours comes through.
Oscar, you cute, but you're a nobody.
Oscar, you don't have to live at the top of the reef to be a somebody.
Oscar, you're the somebody everybody wants to be.
Oscar! Oscar!
Oscar?
Oscar? Listen, baby, I know I was a bad girl,
Oscar.
Oscar.
Oscar. Did you kill that shark?
Oscar. Excuse me.
Oscar. Hmm.
Oscar. I was starting to think you skipped out on me.
Oscar's dad's a tongue scrubber!
Ow!
Ow! It's not okay to hit.
Ow! It's not okay to hit.
Pah. Man, you the one who's wrong.
Pardon me.
Picking you some flowers.
Please accept my deepest condolences.
Please, Don Lino, it's hardly been like work.
Please, I barely work here now.
Please, Lucky Day. Go fast.
Please, you fired? That can't happen.
Please. I'm begging you. Don't leave me alone.
Point taken. What's the plan?
Pop, I can handle the reef. It's not a problem.
Pop, leave him alone.
Pop.
Preparation "O".
Preparation O...
Private? The entire reef saw you do it.
Problem? No problem. I don't have a problem.
Psst!
Put the shrimp down!
Put your fins on the wall where I can see 'em.
Quick, before it's too late. Go on without me.
Quiet. We're safe.
Really?
Remember my dad? He worked at the Wash his whole life.
Remember this name.
Remember what Angie said. Remember what Angie said.
Remember your "happy place", Sykes.
Revenge.
Right back at me, huh? Little smart mouth.
Right there. Dead ahead. You see it? TV dinner. Don't get easier than this.
Rule number two, and this is the most important rule.
Seabiscuit, Fish Fingers...
Sebastian, take her out.
See ya, Oscar.
See, on top there's Don Lino. There's me, and there's regular fish.
Seems The Sharkslayer not only conquered a few sharks today,
Sharks. Okay, everybody go home to your loved ones,
Sharkslayer. Over here.
Sharkslayer. Sharkslayer.
She said it started from a tiny grain of sand,
She treats me like I'm somebody.
Shh! The Sharkslayer.
Show me dat. What's goin' down?
Show me that. Go ahead with your bad self.
Shut up, Lino. Shut up.
Shut up, Lino. Shut up.
Snuggly, buggly, wuggly.
So he likes to dress like a dolphin. So what?
So he's swimming at me, right?
So I can hug my kid and tell him I'm sorry?
So I'm now, what I like to call, untouchable. You hear me?
So if Don Lino's squeezin' me, he's squeezin' you.
So nothing happens to your little Whale Wash.
So you won't mind if I steal him for a while, will you?
So your son likes kelp. So his best friend is a fish.
So, Lola, baby, just wait here and I'm gonna be right back.
So, look who's a somebody after all.
So, look, I'm gonna take off...
So, this is the Sharkslayer.
So, uh, Lino... Uh, Don...
So,... Lola, my name's...
Soap in the eye! Soap in the eye!
Sometimes I be coughin' for nothin'.
Son, eat the shrimp!
Sorry we're late, Pop. Lenny had an accident. He was born.
Sorry, kid. It's nothing personal. It's just business.
Sorry, man.
Sorry.
Specific? You want specific? Be a shark for once in your life.
Spend the last few hours that you have with each other.
Stinky.
Stop it.
Stop your moaning, Oscar. It could be a lot worse, you know.
Stop!
Stop. Oscar time.
Sykes and Oscar's Whale Wash is now open for business.
Sykes, he like you, mon. Him say take it easy on you.
Sykes, man!
Sykes, my brother from another mother. What the deezy, baby?
Sykes, shut up! Shut up!
Sykes, where's Angie?
Sykes! I see you're already on your way to the concession stand.
Sykes. The deal is off. That shark I killed was Don Lino's son.
Sykes' Whale Wash. A whale of a wash, and the price,...
Ta da! Sebastian the Whale Washin' Dolphin.
Tastes just like chicken.
Taxi.
Tell me that's not Lenny.
Tell me, what's next for you?
Thank you for coming to Whale Wash.
Thank you for holding. Busy, busy.
Thank you for your kind thoughts, Giuseppe.
Thank you, Don Feinberg, for honoring my son with your song.
Thank you, Sykes. Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. I like you, too.
Thanks, Katie. Slight congestion here on the InterReef 95.
That I don't never, ever, ever, never,
That kid better show up or he's dead meat.
That looks pretty good. You should do this for a living.
That would be me.
That's 200 to one. That would pay a million clams.
That's a billboard, Crazy Joe.
That's all I'm asking. I'm begging you, Sykes. Please. Please.
That's crazy, look at that.
That's great. Well, gotta go. My show's on.
That's it, Len. There you go, buddy.
That's it! That's it! You are out!
That's it. I've had it up to here.
That's it. Wave those fins, baby. Dig in.
That's just because we're cold blooded.
That's messed up.
That's my point.
That's not the way you sing that song, mon.
That's okay.
That's right, I got the Sharkslayer right here in front of me.
That's right, tough guy, we've got your girl.
That's the way it used to be around here.
That's true. I could have this job and look like you.
That's very funny.
That's what sharks do. That's a fine tradition.
That's what you say, and then what happens? You laugh.
That's why they call him a long shot.
That's your problem. Bring my 5,000 clams to the track tomorrow, or else.
The boss be needin' to see you right now.
The dead ones.

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