Get Shorty (1995) Edit

A blockbuster, but quality.

A deal's a deal. Got that?

A little fucking exercise...

A locker at the airport? Tell me you're not that stupid.

A man named Ronnie wanted to collect a debt from Harry.

A meeting. You and Karen?

A metamorphosis doesn't take place, that wouldn't be acting.

A stunt man. Any good?

A zillion? That's a lot.

Aaagh!!

About 60.

About this band of killer circus freaks.

About wanting the money. It's a moral dilemma for them.

According to Todd, Sergeant Randall,

Adios.

Adios.

After all, you have such morals.

After I'm done here, I don't know what I'll do.

After this one, I'm out. It's the last time we talk.

After, we're gonna come back here, get my money.

Ah, so you want my dry cleaner to invest in your movie.

Ah!

Ah. Sounds like Rio Bravo.

All I had to do was find the character's center.

All I want in return is to work on this movie with you.

All right, all right. Slow down. Breathe through your mouth, slow.

All right, how about this?

All right, I'm gonna get up, when I'm gone you sit in this seat,

All right, let's go.

All right, OK.

All right, this is the plan.

Although I've seen scripts, I know words weren't spelt right,

Am I any good?

And a very good evening to you too, sir.

And because we didn't have a contract, she wants half a million for the script.

And bring two straws for Harry.

And do me a favor, Harry. Next time...

And having flashbacks, memories of us.

And I was never here. Do you understand? I was never here.

And I'm still here.

And if there's no problem I'll get your money.

And it ain't John Wayne or Dean Martin in El Dorado.

And it turns out Yayo was Escobar's nephew.

And it's not believable the wife'd get a settlement that fast.

And leave the movie business to those of us who know what we're doing.

And put it in this other one?

And says "I'd kiss you...

And the fink part...

And the ten that's over, I'm gonna borrow from you.

And we all know friends don't hit each other unless they have to.

And whatever you do, don't say anything about Mr. Lovejoy.

And when he finds out what you did, he'll take everything.

Another one for Mr. Zimm. A double.

Anyway, I think the romance angle in your story is critical.

Anyway, I'm glad you're OK.

Anyway, Murray's shrink is Martin's personal trainer's shrink.

Anyway, this dry cleaner, let's call him Leo, he's scared.

Are you gonna go down there or shall I?

Are you gonna let him...?

Are you kidding me?

Are you on the information superhighway?

Are you serious?

Are you sure it was Ray Bones that took the coat?

Are you telling me you're sleepy, you want to go to bed?

As long as Momo's around, nothing happens to Chili. Understand?

As the mob guy, it's another man's wife I'm sleeping with.

Ask your man.

Assuming I go along with this, when can I have the $500,000?

At 18%. Don't ask another fuckin' question. I'm leaving now.

At least Bo has invested in three of my movies.

At this point, basically, that's gotta be it.

Barboni...

Based on what he would've earned from the dry cleaner's the rest of his life.

Bear, I'm gonna call you later.

Bear, look at me.

Bear, show him how to do it, OK?

Bear, that's enough.

Beats the shit outta me.

Because the guy is a customer of mine, dummy!

Because you've never left fucking Miami, dipshit.

Believe me, I know 'em a whole lot better than you do.

Bingo, boys, let's go.

Bo said if you didn't open the locker, the deal's off.

Bring one for the table.

Bullshit, it's short for ergo.

Bullshit, man! We have an agreement.

Bummer. I'll let you get to your movie talk.

But he's going to Cannes so I think Chili and I should go.

But he's winning and he can't tell anyone who he is!

But holding on to it, like you'd have to break his fingers!

But I have such a good feeling.

But I think all they've got is convertibles.

But I'm not feeling one way or another about it.

But never hand me a book with a miss.

But the way you played a fink, that's how it's gotta be.

But this is strictly between you and I.

But what was it exactly that you saw in him?

But you won't know where I am. I don't even know where I'll be.

But you're through, and I'll explain why.

But, uh, I know he's a good actor,

But, yeah, he comes to LA and... I don't know what happens next.

By Friday, or you're fuckin' dead as disco. You hear me?

Bye bye.

C18.

Calm down, Bear.

Calm down, unless you wanna spend your life with Farrah on your lap

Can I get you anything else?

Can you make an egg white omelet

Cash or check?

Cash. It's in a locker at the airport at this moment.

Cat.

Chil, if you go to LA, this guy owes us $150,000, some movie producer.

Chili Palmer told me when he called me over to talk about it.

Chili Palmer.

Chili ran a club I used to play at in Miami. How is Momo these days?

Chili was the only one who didn't try to hit on me.

Chili, do not leave without saying goodbye to me.

Chili, get the coat, just don't piss the guy off.

Chili, is it?

Chili, this is Karen Flores.

Chili, wake up! Somebody's downstairs.

Chili. Chili, look at me.

Chili's Hollywood Adventure?

Color's what the part needs, man. You need somebody with some style.

Come and see Uncle Bo, come on. Uncle Bo hates being alone.

Come here.

Come in, Doris.

Come on, Harry, don't pass out on me.

Come on, Harry. Mesa's?

Come on, Karen.

Come on. How you gonna do that?

Coming!

Continental, but Martin won't order from the menu.

Cut! Cut!

Damn!

Dead.

Dean Martin was in Rio Bravo. Basically the same part.

Did he ever find that dry cleaner, the one with all the money on him?

Did she tell you my life history?

Did you bring my wife?

Did you just say look at you?

Did you see it work in some movie?

Do you have it?

Do you know, Fay, I was wondering, did Leo have life insurance?

Do you like my hair black?

Do you see a black leather jacket like Pacino's in Serpico?

Does the sun ever shine or is this smog around all the time?

Does this mean you'll reconsider our deal on Mr. Lovejoy?

Doll face. You should think about getting back into acting.

Don't act hard when you're in your undies.

Don't go out of your way.

Don't insult me, just turn around!

Don't say another fucking word, OK?

Don't say nothin', just sit and act like you're waiting.

Don't worry, Harry. I'm still gonna give you till Friday.

Don't worry. I'll say no more than I have to, if that.

Don't you puke on my shoes, Harry.

Doris, Murray's widow, hears about the Martin Weir thing,

Doris...

Duke, maybe this'll help.

Dumb fuck.

E.g. from now on you start showing me the proper respect.

E.g. means "for example." You mean "i.e."

E.g., i.e., fuck you!

Enjoy.

Ever been arrested?

Excuse me, could you help me out?

Excuse me, could you...?

Excuse me, Harry.

Excuse me, sir. Agent Curtis, Drug Enforcement.

Excuse me... but who the fuck are you?

Excuse us, folks.

Family. I know.

Farrah! Hey, honey bunny! Come here, honey bunny!

Fay... Fay, I want us to be friends, I really do.

Fine. In the meantime, I'll hold onto her.

First, who am I talking to, him or you?

Fix up the spelling, where you have tricky words.

For God's sake, he's the shylock.

Forget about that stuff.

Four through the chest and one through his foot.

Fuck you, fuckball!

Fuck you, fuckball. LA is an open city.

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

Fuck.

Get an attendant to open the lockers.

Get him off my carpet before he starts to bleed.

Get it from his wife or out of your own pocket, I don't give a fuck,

Get to the point, Harry. You want me to do something for you?

Go see the dry cleaner's wife. You've got three days.

Goes into the cocktail lounge and starts throwing them down.

Good evening, sir.

Good girl. Good girl.

Good looking, too, like Karen.

Good man.

Good night, Todd, Lewis.

Good to see you.

Goodbye, Karen.

Gotta make it quick, though, she's in the john. C17.

Great.

Guess I'll take that drink.

Guy splits with my money, I go after him, what do you think I'd do?

Guy's got a fucking pink toilet.

Hands on the wall. Spread your legs.

Harry called you his associate. What does that mean?

Harry doesn't realize it's a true story. That Miami flight?

Harry Zimm, a major Hollywood player.

Harry Zimm! You look like a wet kiss.

Harry Zimm?

Harry Zimm.

Harry, a marker is like a check...

Harry, all right!

Harry, how you doing?

Harry, I think your investors are here.

Harry, I told you to turn off the television when you were done.

Harry, I would like you and your new buddy to get out of my house.

Harry, I'm gonna ask you one more time,

Harry, let me answer this.

Harry, look at me.

Harry, my God!

Harry, wake up, somebody's downstairs!

Harry, you should be in the hospital!

Harry, you want me to go,

Harry!

Harry...

Harry's dreaming of a $40 million movie,

Have a peek at this.

Have we entered a time warp? I feel like I'm in Hollywood of yesteryear.

Have you got a satellite dish?

Have you guys ordered? Can we order?

Have you spoken with Mr. Palmer since your husband blew up?

He borrow it. Somebody took his coat

He can't talk. He's full of Demerol.

He comes up here with our product.

He doesn't want anyone to think he's bald, so he wears a fucking cap.

He faces west, so he sees his billboard. She faces east so she can wear shades.

He gets his wife to cash the check and he goes to Vegas with the dough.

He gives her one on the tush.

He got rough and Harry shot him.

He had a dry cleaner's on the highway.

He happens to be loaning me $500,000. No strings.

He has an idea for a movie, it's not bad so far. Have a drink.

He hates it so much, if he takes a fall, he's not gonna fall by himself.

He invites her to play the ponies, she doesn't want to,

He is my sister's kid. No father. Personally, I think he's a retard.

He leaves town. Leo's on a plane but it just sits there.

He means after Slime Creatures III.

He said if Martin's interested, I can get half a million for it.

He said Martin flipped over it.

He says it's the best thing he's ever read.

He should call her to let her know when to come.

He should come home with $500,000. He never shows up.

He showed you my script?

He skips town, he takes off. What do you do?

He wants to take you out because you broke his nose.

He was a hack. He couldn't get a job writing for anybody but you.

He was good in that movie Fingers.

He was ready for the setup.

He was some kind of a man.

He was watching Letterman, huh?

He wasn't a movie star.

He works for Momo in Brooklyn.

He'd wear wool hats in Miami in the middle of summer.

He's a son of a bitch.

He's been in town two days and he thinks he's David O Selznick.

He's clean.

He's doing what you did to him, playing Letterman on TV.

He's gonna look like somebody beat him up and then shot him.

He's gonna plea deal his way out.

He's got no fucking respect for us.

He's got no respect for you!

He's got the dough to buy his way in,

He's in LA. We put him on a plane after he spanked a cocktail girl.

He's not a movie fan. Gimme the key.

He's still in the lounge when the plane crashes on takeoff.

He's three weeks over on the vig. That's the interest.

Hello, Doris!

Hello, hello! OK,

Hello? Are you there?

Here it is, Mr. Lovejoy.

Here's the thing, Bear,

Hey, Bones, that's quite a scar on your head.

Hey, Bones! Look at me.

Hey, Farrah! Little honey bunny!

Hey, Harry! Attaboy, killer!

Hey, Harry. I want you to do me a favor.

Hey, Karen, how you doin'?

Hey, Ronnie!

Hey, Ronnie. Look at me.

Hey, that's fair.

Hey, the car rental's over there,

Hey, wait a minute. What's this 18% shit?

Hey, when you're done staring out the window,

Hey, you hear... hear me?

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Where's my coat?

Hi, Bo.

Hi, Martin.

Hi, Stephanie.

Hi.

Hi. My name is Ray, I'm a friend of Chili Palmer's.

High up in it. That's why Harry's going to produce Mr. Lovejoy with me,

His foot! Jesus! Poor Ronnie.

His fucking nephew?!

His wife told me. OK.

Hit on every showgirl in town.

Hmm.

Hold on, man!

Holy shit!

How 'bout a bank?

How 'bout that? One...

How about Get Shorty?

How about I count to three and organize your brain all over the wall back there?

How about those strawberry frappes, drinks with little strawberries?

How about when you fell down the stairs?

How come you don't work with Harry?

How did you know I was here?

How do you know?

How do you think that happened?

How honorable of you.

How many channels do you get?

How many movies you been in?

How many people you know died in a coffee shop?

How much is up to you. What I'm saying is,

How ya doing? I'm Chili Palmer.

How you doin'? Hey, Chili.

How you doing, Ray?

How? By taking my money?

How'd you get in here?

How'd you get in?

How'd you hook up with this Chili Palmer?

Hurry!

I also told you to sleep in the maid's room.

I am pushing the right button.

I am that shylock.

I am very for real.

I am. I like everything that's LA. I love it out here.

I asked this literary agent what kind of writing paid best, he said ransom notes.

I been calling you. Where you been?

I been thinking, there's no reason why you and I shouldn't get along.

I believe it.

I bet he did and he ain't giving you one penny to help you out, not the way I am.

I bought it from a kid on Sunset.

I brought you a copy of the script.

I came down to tell you to your face.

I came in the back door.

I can actually think the way those guys do. Get inside.

I can hear you, man, but where the fuck are you?

I can write any kind of agreement.

I can't believe how fucked up your organization is.

I can't believe this map is accurate.

I can't get used to the idea that the two of you were together.

I can't wait for you to be dead.

I could see myself in a Robert De Niro part,

I could strip search you.

I couldn't see myself in them movies

I did that.

I didn't know till it was too late.

I didn't know where else to keep it. Where would you?

I do. Me.

I don't care, Bo. I really don't care.

I don't even remember how all this started.

I don't gotta do shit! Chili Palmer don't work for me,

I don't have a dog, Harry.

I don't hear anything.

I don't know how I feel about this.

I don't know how I missed you in that shirt.

I don't know how you got this far, you're so fuckin' dumb,

I don't know...

I don't like the title or some characters.

I don't like this anonymous crap. You're either a big chickenshit,

I don't like waiting in lines.

I don't need a gun.

I don't need permission from nobody for nothing.

I don't think the producer has to know much.

I don't want to shoot you in the back.

I dunno about the celebrities. That was just added,

I follow you here and I see you with a woman...

I gave him a key to a locker with the money in it.

I get 2800 different channels.

I got a surprise gift in here for my wife. Could you put it in locker C17?

I got an idea for a movie.

I gotta ask you for that key back.

I gotta go. Call me when you know more about Bones.

I gotta go. Yeah.

I gotta take Farrah over to her mother's.

I guess I'll take the Cadillac of mini vans.

I guess there's times you have to get rough,

I guess you are.

I had to tell 'em something.

I hate being alone. The house is so quiet, so lonely.

I hate being inside all day around all those machines.

I hate the dry cleaning business.

I have Ramon and Cesar staple your tongue to your chin!

I have to run, but I'd like to see them having misgivings

I haven't seen Yayo.

I hear you bagged Martin Weir for Mr. Lovejoy.

I heard that.

I hope you drive better than you fucking spell. It's Barboni, not Barbone.

I hope you guys checked this place out good. I don't want no surprises.

I invite him to look at my view, get him to lean over...

I just have another project first, one I promised this guy for years.

I just wanna know where my fucking money is.

I knew he was lyin', sayin' this wasn't any good,

I know e.g. means "for example."

I know I'm better than walking round in fuck me pumps, waiting to scream.

I know movies.

I know what a marker is!

I know what vig is.

I know, I'm going!

I know. I think Momo should buy it. I could run it for him.

I know. Where's your phone?

I like it out here.

I like movies and I figured if I help Harry make one,

I like to sit high, check everything out.

I made him what he was.

I may go back to loansharking for a rest!

I mean morally. Murray was a friend.

I miss Murray, Harry.

I need the money.

I needed half a million to buy a script.

I never heard of him.

I never heard your name, or read it in Variety or anyplace.

I never met a fink and I hope I never do,

I only gave him the job as a favor to my sister. You understand?

I produce feature motion pictures, no TV.

I pulled my quadriceps.

I quit! I don't work for you no more.

I said I had an idea for a movie.

I say live and let die.

I see Harry and some other man lying on the floor.

I seen it. I don't believe it.

I shouldn't discuss this until I've read the script,

I spent eight hours at the airport looking at people's bulges!

I stopped by his office to ask him to take me to Le Dome for dinner.

I tell them I come to get something for you. That's all I know.

I think he's short!

I think it's only fair. Don't you?

I think you speak very good English.

I think you're a decent type of man even if you are a crook.

I thought you were an actor! We'll see about this.

I thought you would.

I told Harry I'd meet you and him at the restaurant afterwards.

I told them I was you. I acted real stupid and they believed me.

I told them I'd think about it. In this town, that means nothing.

I told you not to piss him off...

I told you to watch your mouth round my daughter.

I told you where it is. Do it how I told you, and have a safe trip home.

I told you where the money is. Now go and get it.

I trust you, Chili.

I turned the television off with the remote and I laid it on the floor.

I wanna know.

I wanna see your books, your fuckin' bank statements...

I wanna see your books. Show me a two with five zeros after it.

I want Martin Weir, I talk to Martin Weir, not his trainer's shrink.

I want these guys to sit here, not on the couch.

I want to produce it especially if I help him get Martin.

I want you to stand behind them as they sit down. Understand?

I want you to take a look around Chili Palmer's hotel room.

I want you to.

I wanted to get the rhythms of your speech.

I was in the money business and I have a lot of ideas in my head.

I was never into it and especially that bullshit about respect.

I was scared then, not now. How long you want me to be scared?

I was supposed to pick up my wife but she wasn't on the plane.

I went to Bensonhurst to hear you guys talk.

I wish he really was dead.

I won't clean up the floor with you.

I wonder what this could be! A locker key?

I wonder, would that work?

I work for Harry Zimm.

I wouldn't get my hopes up.

I wouldn't make you out to be a burglar.

I'd do that. Then I'd get the right guy next time.

I'd have never thought you'd be so dumb. Leaving over 300 grand in a closet.

I'd like you to meet my associate, Bear.

I'd say turn it into some kind of porno house.

I'll be right back.

I'll be there, Karen.

I'll find out what to do outside of having an idea.

I'll find you, Leo. You leave a trail like a caterpillar.

I'll get it later.

I'll get you the money, but it's not here.

I'll go to the airport

I'll meet these limo guys, tell 'em to leave you alone

I'll meet you back at the office.

I'll sit at the desk. I don't want you to introduce me. Just start talking.

I'll tell you somethin', if they bust me,

I'll tell you what. If I need a ride sometime, I'll let you know.

I'm a movie producer.

I'm at 8150 Wonderland Avenue, right off Laurel Canyon.

I'm being honest. He was a lousy writer but a good husband.

I'm doing Shylock instead of a shylock.

I'm expecting some people.

I'm explaining why I'm here,

I'm from Miami fucking Beach and you wanna show me the ocean!

I'm getting the visual fabric together. But I have added to it.

I'm glad you rejected me ten years ago for the part of Eddie Solomon,

I'm going to talk to Martin tomorrow.

I'm going. I'm going.

I'm gonna be here as long as I want.

I'm gonna say "Sign, Martin, or you're dead."

I'm gonna settle something.

I'm gonna take a gun, put it to his head,

I'm his associate.

I'm in LA now. I'm going into the movie business. Producing.

I'm Italian, but grew up in Tarzana.

I'm looking.

I'm not connected to that any more

I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna hurt you.

I'm not puttin' one over on you.

I'm offering my services, man.

I'm positive it was Susan Hayward.

I'm Ray Barboni from Miami.

I'm sitting here looking at you

I'm supposed to know you? He belongs to me and my partner.

I'm taking you out, yahoo.

I'm talking about you, Ray Barboni, owning a piece of a motion picture.

I'm the dipshit who's never been outta Miami.

I'm the one telling you how it is.

I'm the one who applied the pressure.

I'm with you on that.

I'm working on a few things.

I've been picked up for loan sharking and racketeering, but never convicted.

I've been shot up before, three times,

I've found him, but forget about Leo's money.

I've got some ideas on how to fix it up.

I've read it. Harry left a copy at the house.

If everybody thinks he's dead, he won't have to pay the 15 or the vig.

If he doesn't like it, that's his problem, the fucking prick!

If he gets busted, you aren't out a thing, Harry.

If he wants to do another movie this year, that's how it's gonna be.

If he'd stayed on the plane, he'd be dead.

If I didn't know better, I'd have thought you was a made guy.

If I gave you Leo's money you'd have Ray Bones all over your ass.

If I have a heart attack, I hope you know what to do.

If I'd have gotten that part, I might have been typecast!

If one of your customers don't pay.

If they go easy on him.

If you can get out of here before I take my coat off,

If you don't, you owe me $379.

If you say I was, I'm gonna throw you outta that fucking window.

If you're so scared, why take it to Vegas to begin with?

In a roomful of felons!

In a way they'll understand.

In case you thought I came to rob any of this dusty old shit.

In Federal joints, you get extra time with your daddy on Father's Day.

In my bathroom. Where's the money?

In my recliner, the tan one in the TV room.

Is she coming in from Newark?

Is that all you have to say for him?

Is that right?

Is that why you came here, to ask me that?

Is this Ray Bones?

Is this your ride?

Isn't somebody going to come and take him away?

It adds a wistful element to their romance.

It depends. Who is this?

It didn't slip away. You did when you fucked Nicki at my birthday party.

It is the Cadillac of mini vans.

It needs a better ending, but yes, I see why Harry wants to do it.

It needs...

It says Harry shot Ronnie five times,

It says here you're getting Martin Weir.

It says Martin Weir's house across from George Hamilton.

It says most people die in bed. If I stay out of bed, I'm safe.

It scares me how well I know this guy. I could do this tomorrow.

It was absolutely a pleasure to meet you, Karen.

It was bad enough treating these guys like heroes,

It was Fay, wasn't it?

It was just a thought.

It was more your attitude, your tone.

It was open. It wasn't locked.

It was Rita Hayworth and Glenn Ford.

It was waiting out there on a deal that didn't go through, Harry.

It would be nice to get the chance to say one great line.

It'll take an hour but to stay seated.

It's all mine!

It's an Oldsmobile Silhouette.

It's chilly outside and it's Chili inside. It's a fucking Chili fest.

It's fluff, you wouldn't be interested.

It's fucking cold outside.

It's Harry.

It's like the other one but with a different colored hibiscus.

It's Miami Beach, for Chrissakes.

It's Momo.

It's Nicki now. I don't believe this!

It's not a thing you'd do, so why not send Chili Palmer?

It's not one of these?

It's right there.

It's the dumbest idea I ever heard.

It's the second day and we're two weeks behind.

Jesus Christ!

Jesus!

Jesus!

Jimmy, you gotta do something about him,

Joan Crawford, on her best day wished she had the emotion,

John Wayne played John Wayne in both.

Just a couple of months, yeah. We need more... prep.

Just give me the money.

Just say so.

Just say the movie's been postponed.

Just so there's no misunderstanding,

Karen, it's Doris. You might wanna come visit Harry in the emergency room.

Karen, look at you.

Karen, shit, I didn't see you. How are you?

Karen, what the fuck are you doing?

Karen, you got a gun?

Karen!

Karen! Are you OK?

Karen! Karen, hey! Say hello to Chili Palmer.

Keep an eye on him for me.

Keep going.

Keep going.

Keep looking at me.

Keep the blinds open. I want the light in their eyes.

Keep Uncle Bo's carpet nice and white.

Knock it off, Harry, we haven't got a lot of time. That's it. That's it.

Later, the airline people visit his wife...

Leave a message.

Leo Devoe's six weeks over.

Leo spanked a cocktail girl?

Leo, I'm here to save your ass.

Leo, sit down.

Leo? I don't know.

Leo.

Leo's bags were on the plane, so the wife tells 'em what to look for.

Leo's wife is brought to the airport

Let her go, Bo.

Let me explain something.

Let me give you some advice.

Let me help you out. Go ahead.

Let's behave ourselves.

Let's go, boys.

Let's go.

Like fucking clockwork, huh, Bear?

Like we don't give a shit?

Like when Bette Davis walks up to the guy

Listen to the idea. A dry cleaner scams an airline out of 300 grand.

Listen, how'd you like to get your hands on $500,000?

Listen, I wanted to apologize for breaking in last night.

Look at me the way I'm looking at you. Put it in your eyes.

Look at me, Harry.

Look at me, Harry.

Look at me, Harry.

Look at me, Ray.

Look at me, Ray.

Look at me.

Look, Buddy. I don't think Martin is right.

Looks like Karen Flores, who was in Grotesque. Look at me.

Make it look like he came at us, you shoot him. Self defense.

Martin already told me that he loves it.

Martin loves it.

Martin wanted to meet us for lunch tomorrow at the Ivy, and I cancelled,

Martin won't let me shave. Takes him back to the '60s or something.

Martin, this is Chili Palmer.

Martin. Yeah, it was a beautiful role.

Martin's known for his flipping.

Maybe he had flight insurance. Visit his wife.

Maybe I wasn't clear, but I thought I told you to keep your mouth shut.

Maybe I'll call Barboni and ask him if he wants to invest in my movie.

Maybe this wasn't a good idea.

Maybe you didn't hear me.

Maybe you ought to come out to LA and meet Mr. Zimm.

Maybe your nephew panicked and took off.

Meanwhile, my sister's going crazy with worry.

Meet me back here at midnight.

Mind if I take it for a spin?

Mix with the celebs, and he can't resist, so he comes to LA.

Mmm!

Mmm!

Mob guy?

Momo is dead, so all he had now belongs to Jimmy Cap, including you.

Morgan Freeman. But he's a colored guy.

Most don't know their phone number.

Most likely DEA. He moves his leg, look for the bulge.

Move away from the fucking car.

Movie stars have to think of something that isn't on the menu.

Movie stars never pick up the check.

Mr. Barbone, to go to the beach, this is the freeway.

Mr. Barbone? Welcome to LA. Did you have a good flight?

Mr. Barboni is a good customer. He works for Jimmy Cap.

Mr. Barboni, what a nice surprise!

Mr. Escobar, what a surprise. Welcome to LA.

Mr. Lovejoy was good. I'll call Buddy, set up a meeting.

Mr. Zimm has a broken jaw and some neck trauma

Mr. Zimm!

Murray Saffron would be better than Lovejoy.

Murray Saffron, who wrote my Grotesque pictures, showed it to me one day,

Murray's dead.

Murray's shrink gives the script to Martin's trainer,

Must be hot.

My favorite color! Putty.

My guess, he's at the track right now.

My nose! My nose!

Nah, it's nothing.

Never say anything unless you have to.

New York. I was scouting locations.

Next time you write to your wife, don't use hotel stationery.

Nice necklace, Doris.

Nice scream. They oughta give you more work.

Nice to meet you, Martin.

Nice, yeah, especially under the arms.

Nicole?

No acting there, right?

No mutants or maniacs. This is gonna be my Driving Miss Daisy.

No problemo. Go on up to bed.

No shit? What were some of them?

No, but I talked to a gorgeous young executive at Paramount

No, for any movie.

No, he ain't.

No, his best part was the crippled gay guy who climbed Mt. Whitney.

No, I can't do that.

No, I can't. I can't.

No, I'll go.

No, I'm never going to bed, there's a difference.

No, I'm not gonna pop her, OK?

No, not then! I mean in general.

No, the money you won today is yours.

No, your patio door was open. You shouldn't do that.

No!

No. One we're producing.

No...

Not a worry in the world.

Not bad! You're really getting it down.

Not bad. No wonder you're Martin Weir.

Not Chili Palmer.

Not really.

Not these days, not unless you speak Spanish.

Not yet.

Not yet. I just got started. What's this all about?

Nothing really. This and that.

Now be lookin'. Man to your right in the blue shirt.

Now you're squinting like you need glasses.

Now, you owe me the dry cleaner's 15 Gs plus juice which is another...

Obviously much better than you, Chili.

Oh, for Christ's sake!

Oh, fuck!

Oh, Harry.

Oh, Jesus!

Oh, man!

Oh, Martin, for Christ's sake...

Oh, my Leo! My Leo!

Oh, nice.

Oh, once or twice.

Oh, really? Well, I just closed it.

Oh, what the hell?

Oh, yeah. And Yayo, too.

Oh, yeah. Well, sure.