Be Cool (2005) Soundboard Edit

Ain't this something..

All right, I'll check it out, I'll check it out.

All right. Drive safe.

And get out of music

Ariel Sharon.

Be Cool, You don't know me

Believe me, I know.

Brother gotta get paid, right?

But I'd just like one time

But now that Linda's making a name for herself,

But the music biz goes in cycles.

Calm Down

Carosell, which is the dumbest name I've ever heard for a company,

Come on, honey

Could you make your dining experience a little less obtrusive?

Da.

Dabu

Dabu, Thank you Thank you

Dabu, thank you, Mr. Goodwrench

Dabu.

Detective, my husband was an amazing man

Did you ever think about becoming a singer?

Don't gimme no gun then.

Don't never let me get to shoot nobody

E-Weezy, I'm clowning baby

Eat up. We got ten minutes. I don't want you to be late

Elliot, Chili Palmer

Expecting you to show up.

Fgggggg

Fgggggg (2)

Friday, You don't have my money

Give me mahogany. Goddamn tique

Goodbye, Martin

Guy takes a picture, says either you pay up or he puts your place on fire

Here we go. Ivan Surva...

Here you go

Highly Educated Man

Hm!

Hy's taking me around, I'm doing a little research

I ain't even trippin

I am cool!

I bought a brand new suit. I bought new shiny red boots

I ever prepared a monologue from Bring It On.

I give you ticket

I hate plugs. It looks like doll's hair

I have ten seconds alone with Madonna.

I learned from my father.

I mean, you actually gotta get in line to whack this guy.

I never do. Hm

I Really Enjoyed that story Edie

I really enjoyed that story, Edie.

I should have sent the coalition.

I think it might have been something..

I told you to put your clothes on.

I'll handle this.

I'm already in negotiations with Edie. I'm just coming to get you

I'm just saying, the music biz is a bitch, you know?

I'm sorry. If there's anything I can do..

I'm thinking of getting out of the movie business, go back to my old job.

If you didn't blow all your energy banging tourists,

If you're asking me if I think she's talented, yes.

Insurance salesman. OK

Is that right?

It wasn't?

It's impossible that you're this stupid

J Leezy, Whats up (2)

Laughter Andre 3000

Let me tell you something, Chil

Little Blues Guitar, Yeah!

Look, Chil, producing an album, it's not like making a movie.

Look, I know you frustrated with all this bodyguard shit.

Love you, bro.

Mad Respect

Makes me sad for my daughter

Man, let your voice be your ladder. I'm serious

Man.

Maybe I can remix a song for you

Me and Nick are partners

Miss Moon

Mm hm.

Mmm, Some boxes, a few files.

My dad was in a jazz band. Nothing big, though

My life in the music business. Come on!

My Man

Nicky, look at me

Not Gon Kill Y'all Today

Not only is it fuel efficient, it's great for the environment

Nothin'. Just that you were gonna make a movie about Tommy.

Now, from my understanding,

NTL owes you 300 large, right?

Oh, I bet I know more than you do

Oh, it's like that, huh? OK

Oh, man!

Oh, so Raji told you about Linda Moon.

Oh.

OK. All right. Uh...

Ooh.

People like you who desecrate things they don't understand

Playa

Please, at the conclusion of tonight's show,

Raisin the GD Eyebrow

Russians!

See the two seats next to him, that's where we are, come on.

Sin LaSalle. Man.

So are you a rapper now? Hey, Sniff Doggy Doo Doo

Start participating, star. Come on. Twinkle twinkle, baby. Twinkle twinkle.

Stop hatin, Start Participating

Take care, Chil.

Tell me what you want, Raj

That was incredible. I feel like I can't even breathe

That's not Gangsta

That's OK. You know, low angles.

The coroner found half a ham sandwich stuffed down his throat

The next meeting I arrange will be between you and Tommy Athens.

The Russians The What

They got me, man!

Tough Sh

Tried to offer me a back end bullshit deal to promote her

Trust me, Linda. I know 'em a whole lot better than you do.

Twinkle Twinkle Baby

Wanna take a shot at me Do IT

Wassup, I totally get it man

We discuss all facets of the business together

We're not selling anything

Well, hello, Mr. Program Director

What are you talking about?

What did I say, Oh the F

What is this? Hush money? We don't need you

What makes you think I need your help?

What Mother f- Did I stutter

What Motherf

What Motherf (2), Did I stutter

What Motherf (3), Did I stutter

What the hell's going on here?

What was I thinking about?

What? There ain't no damn message on that thing.

When? When? What the hell are you waiting for?

Who's Fault is that, Cho Fault

Whoo!

Woo!

Yeah, thanks. Thanks.

Yes

Yo, Linda! Yo!

You can't hit me, man

You don't send a queer to get a bat! They like shiny, queer things.

You guys can keep the tape. I got another one.

You had a good day at school

You know, I'd have liked to have seen you dance.

You really like the music business, don't you, Chil?

You wanna make it right? Then when you go to Nationals...

You'll get to Chili in good time. Nick's the problem

You're too pricey for us, Sin

Hey

Hey, look. Steven Tyler's in town. Oh, yeah.

Hey. Edie.

How'd you get these seats? I have a friend.

Linda Moon! Linda Moon! That's right! Thank you!

Nick! Marty, hold on a sec, will you?

No. I didn't think so. Stay here.

No. You're pulling my chain.

Oh, yeah? What? About NTL.

Or do I need to call somebody else? No, no, no, you don't understand.

Robert's on three. Marty's on four. Don't be..

So, how is Sin proposing to do this? Let me produce it

Thank you. Please have a seat

Thank you. Thanks. See you, Elliot

That piece of shit stole my act. Son of a bitch

Tuesday, right, Chili? That's right

What's the matter? I'm tired of this, Mr. Palmer

Which could end up being millions. Only if I make it a hit

Who did it? Not me

Yeah, so? Got something for you to take care of