Modern Family (2009) - Season 4 Edit

A "jeanius." Spelled like "jeans."

A barn. The ladies with the fruit on the head.

A big one! Ha, ha!

A boat show model? A stripper?

A book club or a Miss America pageant?

A boy his age should do exactly zero primping.

A bunch of us on the Frisbee golf team got a case of Zima.

A classic Rolls Corniche.

A complete blank.

A couple of new hairs under his arm,

A couple of things.

A couple of weeks ago, I had a minor heart incident. I am fine.

A couple times.

A crappy old lighter is not a sucky gift.

A crayon scrunched up under your nose makes a good pretend mustache."

A dancer for money. She'll do what you want her to

A decision, by the way,

A girl could do a lot worse.

A guy walks into No.

A hardbound collection of all the life lessons I've learned,

A hundred bucks! We did it!

A kitten? If I can't have a brother,

A lex Dunphy. Last year, I got two one dayers big mistake.

A little bit of that? Yeah. No. Little bit of No.

A loser behaves. ...a loser behaves.

A lot harder than your so called singing.

A lot of great works of contemporary art...

A lot of interesting stories in the closet biz.

A pawn and a king

A person we look up to,

A person who is generous of spirit

A presence has just entered the room.

A qualified buyer. Okay, don't be silly.

A re yo u s till there?

A real force of nature,

A real live therapy session can be.

A recovery room.

A robot! I like a robot.

A sensitive topic.

A spa day. Ohh!

A starving child, an abused child.

A surprise that's gonna blow your mind.

A Taiwanese symbol of good financial fortune.

A thief, Lily.

A threesome, if you will. Oh.

A trait normal parents would value.

A tree. Yes. How did you know that?

A typewriter?

A week ago, that was all junk.

A whole day's pay to see Basic instinct.

A world without houses? That's cray cray.

Aaah!

Aaah! My glove. Where are you?

Aaah! Where are you?

Aah aah!

Aah! Little too high for you, huh?

Aaugh! I'm such a blockhead.

Abandon their defenses

Abandon their defenses

About maintaining a home,

About the grocery list?

About this job Mm hmm?

About traditional masculinity anymore.

About what a teat sucking layabout I am?

About what he wants to do for his 65th birthday,

About what we're gonna wear tonight,

About who her mom was.

Absolutely not.

Absolutely. I think we would all be better off...

Absolutely. It's not rocket science.

Absolutely. Just have a really great time. Vamos, mami. Vamos.

Absolutely. Okay.

Accidentally. I fell on him.

Aces and eights.

Act until you're William Hurt."

Actually makes some sense.

Actually, already taken care of.

Actually, Dede and I were just talking.

Actually, I have no defense.

Actually, I think I laid out the reasons pretty clearly.

Actually, I'd like to see your face.

Actually, it went a little better than it did in rehearsal, to be honest,

Actually, it's good that you called.

Actually, it's kind of perfect.

Actually, there is another way.

Actually, we need to go hang out with our family for a while.

Actually, we're just trying to teach our daughter about your country.

Actually, yes. Just yes.

After a few weeks, you got bored with him and then you dumped him.

After a while, you're just playing against yourself.

After her dead husband or his father before him.

After Keneally's done telling us about his morning commute.

After my mom threw me out for her new boyfriend,

After that, we swap our earplugs for some earmuffs,

After weeks of rehearsing,

Again, I apologize.

Again?

Again?

Against some truly awful diseases.

Ah ah ah ah ah! Still Daddy's turn.

Ah, geez.

Ah, hey! Hey!

Ah, I hate garage sales. Bunch of shady characters going through my stuff.

Ah, no. It's 110%, buddy. That's impossible.

Ah, perdón. ¿ Quién esel otro hombre más herm oso de esta casa?

Ah, that again? Look, let's just spray him with the fire hose.

Ah, that's that's that's Ooh! Ow.

Ah, the eggs. Okay.

Ah, what am I gonna say you couldn't forgive me? There are things, Jay.

Ah, when you wear the right pants. Please, sit down.

Ah, who cares? Everybody's got their problems.

Ah, you're gonna do whatever you want. Why do I bother?

Ah, you're gonna do whatever you want. Why do I bother?

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! Here it is.

Ah! La, la, la, la, la, la!

Ah! Oh, no, I got it right!

Ah! Ow!

Ah! Score.

Ah.

Ah. And you took me by the hand and you led me into the bedroom.

Ah. I'm doing okay. A little trouble sleeping.

Ah. Is it a medium roast or

Ah. Oh, thank you.

Ah. Phil, no.

Ah. Should've quit after "nipple."

Ah. Wow.

Alan's dad!

Albert, Lisa, Steph and Mike

Alex is going through something right now. I wish I could figure that out.

Alex wins things, which is great.

Alex, book down, run a brush through your hair.

Alex, come say hi to your sister!

Alex, don't fight with her. She might have a shiv.

Alex, give it back to your bro

Alex, honey, that's a cute sweater.

Alex, honey! Amazing! Why didn't you tell us? Oh, I don't know.

Alex, I'm so sorry.

Alex, kitchen and vacuum. Luke, you're cleaning the bathroom.

Alex, what are you doing here?

Alex, what are you doing? I need to document Haley's first day on the chain gang.

Alex, what have I told you about staying out past your curfew?

Alex!

Alex! Alex, come back here.

Alex? You don't have to go on that trip with Nicole.

All boys. All sports. All day.

All clear.

All I can think about are the good times I had with Mom.

All I could think about was Daliya.

All I'm saying is you gotta pull back a little.

All I'm saying is, I hope to God you don't have your mother's singing voice.

All Manny talks about is how he's got the world's greatest mom.

All of which obviously violate our school's code of conduct.

All right, all right. Where Where should we try next?

All right, before you get upset,

All right, Cam, let's hear it. What's the plan?

All right, Cam. Cam, you're obviously upset.

All right, everybody over here.

All right, gentlemen. Almost midnight.

All right, guys, that's it. Pack it up!

All right, how about this? You plead guilty, and I'll waive the fine...

All right, I got some bad news here.

All right, I'm gonna take this around back,

All right, I'm pulling this thing over.

All right, it's not too late for plan C.

All right, kids. That's gonna be 18.50.

All right, ladies. All right.

All right, look. I'll pick you up at 5:00. Knock yourself out.

All right, Mitch. It's showtime.

All right, pal. Come down from the tree.

All right, ready? Nice and easy.

All right, sweetie, you have a good day.

All right, the

All right, the tooth fairy has made a mistake.

All right, what's with all the jokes?

All right, young ladies and gentlemen.

All right! All right! All right, class dismissed. Get out of here!

All right! Let's do it!

All right? Any event, day or night.

All right.

All right. And we're we're all really lucky to know him. Cheers.

All right. But just for a second, all right?

All right. Bye!

All right. Close your eyes. Why?

All right. Come on. Grab one.

All right. Everybody listen up.

All right. Here we go. How's this? That's not the kind we get.

All right. Here we've got the deli platter,

All right. How does this look?

All right. I'll do it for a minute. Sure. Great.

All right. I'm leaving without ya.

All right. Just hit "send."

All right. Let's go before this wears off.

All right. Listen. Let's just calm down.

All right. Maybe it's not the most exciting career in the world, but it pays the bills.

All right. Mmm!

All right. So first a little history

All right. Sorry, sweetheart.

All right. Take a whiff.

All right. Uh, well, can I help you carry it to your car?

All right. We'll up the offer.

All right. We're done here.

All right. What are we, three strokes down now?

All right. Whoever made our son cry has messed with the wrong moms.

All right. Why is she smiling at me like that?

All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right. Relax.

All the man in our family wear this.

All the other girls, for the talent,

All the screaming and bullying.

All the teachers look at me...

All this because I suggested some FroYo?

All three? What happened? I got you carbon fiber.

All vegetarian, of course.

All you can do is wait for that faint signal...

All you have to do is post bail, and she's all yours.

All you've done today is have fun while I did all the work.

All yours. Hi.

Almost as good as yours, Van Johnson.

Almost? Mm hmm!

Aloe?

Alone as usual. Mine.

Along with the 800 pound gorilla.

Also gay. We should just go.

Also, I've missed more morning classes than I've been to.

Also, not having to think before you speak.

Also, though, it will allow for a little more freestylin' in the boudoir,

Also, uh, this restaurant is pretty far away, so we might be out late.

Also, you know, I'm just getting married. I'm not dying.

Although

Although he still does call the remote the “clicker.”

Although if Grandma wrote it, she must have sensed I was ready.

Although in that case, I'd just call.

Although, you forgot to pick me up last week after tango class.

Always room at my table for my darling nieces.

Am I even ready for a date date? Tough love time, David.

Am I right?

Am I right? That's why I brought plenty of... Gil pickles!

Am I trying to stack the deck against Claire here?

Am I yelling? I'm yelling. Yes.

AM yeah.

Amen.

An Amalfi, Claire.

An elaborately choreographed dance at our wedding, and now it's been done to death?

An extremely efficient cardiovascular workout that could prolong my life?

An old friend of mine. Ay, Jay, I'm so sorry.

And

And And what do you do?

And Why are we hugging?

And "B," don't ever take me out of school to play hockey.

And 40 years later, I still wanted it.

And a "rack star." Oh.

And a boy.

And a cat that we didn't want. Oh, we're still getting that.

And a clever one.

And a fellow gay parent at Lily's school.

And a hundred dollar bill!

And a hundred years for you.

And a lot of scheming harpies will swoop in...

And a motorcycle rider wearing no helmet.

And a radar gun at the bottom.

And a stick of butter in the shower.

And a third

And a toasty 75 degrees for daughter Haley.

And accidentally left it behind.

And again, I'm very sorry about that, but...

And Alex, as usual, fainted.

And all his empty promises?

And all his works?

And all the animosity she had for Gloria just... wafted up in the air.

And also...

And also... here.

And an Olivia Newton John cassingle.

And And no.

And and now I can't pay you a compliment?

And And now we know everything about the baby, no?

And apparently I broke some sort of world record.

And as far as we are concerned, that is a sign of weakness.

And as he put it, it was hard to love someone else...

And as I'm saying that, I'm hoping you're from Vietnam.

And as much as I try to connect with her, I just keep making it worse.

And as we make our way out of the gourmet kitchen,

And assaulting a police officer,

And at best, I am average in bed!

And balance is restored.

And before everyone puts their glasses down,

And before I knew it, I was up here.

And between you and me, I'm even thinking about pickling my own cucumbers.

And Billy Dee. Hey.

And build themselves a fountain, they can do so themselves.

And by the way, this isn't even about you.

And call it a night. No, Cam, come on.

And called my Rabbit convertible "bourgeois."

And Cam and Lily can come over and stay with Alex and Luke.

And Carol was like, "But But But"

And change into a dress that's not covered in cat fur.

And check out this one!

And Claire hasn't gotten hers yet, so

And Claire's lipstick is on many of these wine glasses.

And cleaning spit up too.

And congratulations on this baby, which is clearly not a turkey. That was

And considering their history

And contribute to the family,

And did I mention that from the back of the garden,

And do you have anything prepared?

And do you think I'm just gonna let this happen? Trust me.

And don't be nervous. People make mistakes when they're nervous.

And don't go hounding me like you always do.

And don't say "Frisco." They hate it when you call it Frisco.

And dyed a cat pink with cherry Kool Aid.

And easy.

And even though he never talks about it, your daddy grew up on a farm.

And even though it was an accident, I injured an officer.

And everyone will chant my name as I round the bases.

And explaining inside jokes,

And flatlined.

And folding the top down, like this.

And for God's sake, change out of those wing tips.

And for the astronauts who can see it from space.

And for the first time in your life, I need you to react nicely.

And for the safety of you and your family, I gotta get you out of that house.

And for your information, I'm takin' Manny to that reading tomorrow.

And get the lead out. We don't wanna miss the bell players.

And get us a couple of clean ones.

And give you some time with Manny?

And Gloria What's the nature of your relationship with her?

And go back to their own conversations?

And going as Baby New Year! Hello.

And good luck with that.

And Gram and I got a little tipsy on ginger margaritas.

And guess what. It was me the whole time.

And guess which one's the real one? That one.

And hands that wash the laundry of my kin."

And has been out of the job market for 15 years.

And he acts like a real person, he comes close.

And he can spot a mouse at 600 yards.

And he chipped his front tooth playing soccer.

And he has a certain theatrical madness in his eyes you cannot teach.

And he starts singing, "Let's get Philsical."

And he totally fell for it, the little jerk.

And he will be ready for the show tonight.

And he's crazy about his dog, Otis.

And he's never been sexier than today.

And hear you play? Mmm, that's okay.

And heard as many insults as I know he had to hear,

And her hair was in braids because there was gum in it.

And her mom's an ex model who's trying to launch a music career.

And here I pick blue yarn to match your eyes,

And here I thought we were working so well together, and you're just being manipulative.

And here you were thinking you would just sail off into the sunset...

And here's something I thought I'd never say

And his eyes milky with age”

And hopefully, no cat.

And how much is little Otis gonna enjoy this doggie door?

And how the hell did you find me?

And how well do you know Luke?

And how wrong it is to take pleasure in people's embarrassment.

And I also got your other daddy a little something...

And I always thought that if you did go back to work,

And I am worried about you because you're taking on a little more of the Lily load.

And I can still achieve a full and satisfying

And I can't even bear it, 'cause we're just like my grandp

And I can't have you wait around. Poets have to live.

And I could use a liaison to work with the planning commission.

And I didn't like one bit of it.

And I didn't think it would matter...

And I didn't wanna hurt your feelings, but you're huge.

And I do love you very much,

And I do need to find something.

And I do.

And I don't mean the "Must be in by 10:00, only on weekdays, you need a coupon" kind.

And I don't miss much.

And I end up finding something that I thought was lost forever,

And I got a "C" in social studies.

And I got really distracted and and I forgot I was scared.

And I guess I'm still pretty fragile.

And I have a million things to do.

And I have a very funny story actually.

And I have found out some incredible things about our kids.

And I have the opposite of credibility. I have

And I have thrown out all of Jay's magazines.

And I have to say, it has been goin' great.

And I I can hear the squirrels dancing through the branches,

And I I could just see the disappointment in Lily's eyes.

And I just feel so damn comfortable down here.

And I just found out that he brought his latest bimbo along.

And I kicked my boyfriend out before they woke up.

And I know Javier regrets losing you.

And I know one thing

And I like Trish too. Me too.

And I lost.

And I love the give and take, everyone.

And I never heard you complain.

And I no longer have to carry crayons in my front pocket.

And I ran for city council last year.

And I see little boys' dreams coming true ever here.

And I started climbing down this fire escape.

And I swear to you, I was so nervous,

And I think it would be appropriate if maybe you all, you know, stopped seeing him.

And I think she'd be perfect for your dad.

And I think we got a soul mate.

And I think we're gonna have to give the tooth fairy her hundred dollars back.

And I thought it'd be a nice way for the baby and me to bond,

And I thought maybe you were coming back around...

And I thought, "That was a great show,"

And I took them.

And I tried to teach him. I tried to put him in his place on the handball court.

And I want to be able to buy my husband a present with my own money.

And I wanted to give him the most special day.

And I was basically invisible until the day I choked on that Tater Tot.

And I was furious. But my quarrel wasn't with Luke.

And I was suddenly in a mood for a burrito.

And I was upset about it too.

And I went.

And I will never, ever, ever live up...

And I worked at one of those big hotel companies.

And I would love to escort him.

And I'll be honest, this isn't coming at a great time for me...

And I'll be the happiest father in Sector 7.

And I'll give you a dollar.

And I'm always thrown into the middle.

And I'm going to be making mistakes,

And I'm gonna be the astronaut. Oh, this is fun. Phil, you go.

And I'm having a great time tonight.

And I'm not gonna drive in from Florida, huh?

And I'm practically a child myself.

And I'm sorry for your loss. Thank you.

And I'm sure that the house is gonna sell in no time.

And I'm totally covered.

And I'm totally throwing that in your face one day. Are you kidding?

And I'm trying to reserve judgment.

And I've been searching for you since you smiled at me in the lobby today.

And I've come to ask you for a favor!

And I've never heard you mention anything about writing.

And if all that explaining is going out, the alcohol is not going in.

And if every sports movie is correct, I'm going to smack that ball,

And if history was any indication,

And if she doesn't come out, I'm going to burn down this house!

And if that billy goat won't push

And if that mockingbird won't sing

And if there was a door here, missy, I would slam it in your face.

And if you ever get lonely, you come visit us as much as you want

And if you really want to, you can quit magic.

And if you're going someplace cool, I have a winter one packed as well.

And if you're too set on your old ways...

And if your sisters are even a little bit pretty, he's gonna try

And in this case, my commitment preceded my stand!

And infallible instincts.

And initial here and here and here.

And instead of dealing with it, you freak out on us.

And instead ruined all our lives.

And instead, I'm gonna end up costing us.

And it It was terrific, honey.

And it didn't cost us a penny!

And it doesn't matter if Manny likes her.

And it doesn't matter where it's from. It always worked.

And it hardly even hurts.

And it turns out today's show wasn't sold out either.

And it was given to her

And it was great... for about 20 minutes.

And it was only for one person,

And it was Phil.

And it's Closets, Closets, Closets, Closets. What did I say?

And it's crazy, but I hopped on a plane, and I'm here.

And it's it's not a competition.

And it's near China.

And it's not afraid to embrace its own whimsy.

And it's not from your side. Oh!

And it's time I take some responsibility.

And J'Marcus hired him for the night, and now he lives here.

And Jennifer said that I could get a job at the jewelry store.

And Joe I'm sure he's not even going to learn it.

And just call me Billy. Not doin' it.

And landed right on top of me.

And lastly, Marcus Talbot

And leave her alone. She feels bad enough as it is.

And Lee Cooper's camper just rolled into her lemon tree.

And let 'em know we support Haley no matter what.

And let the birds peck out your eyes.

And let's not forget shower snacks.

And let's say a temporary good bye to your neighbor and to life as you know it...

And like an understudy, you gave a brilliant performance.

And listen to all my friends talk about how awesome college is?

And look who I'm sitting next to.

And loosen up a little bit. Yeah.

And Luke asked me if he's part owl.

And Luke forgot his science project,

And Luke turns to him and says,

And marked our teacher at $1.29 before she knew what hit her.

And maybe I was, but...

And maybe I'll go get Cam some flowers.

And Mitchell hates it when he gets all farmed up.

And Mom threw away all of our junk food?

And move back in with my mom.

And move slow. I'm still drunk

And my dad never missed an opportunity to point that out.

And my fingers are very close together right now. Just let me talk to Marcus.

And my name was still on the lease.

And my partner, he's all up in arms about them cutting it down, so

And my sweater The shop teacher spilled juice on it.

And my umbrella accidentally snagged the fire alarm.

And never leave the tub unsupervised.

And never, even in my darkest moment,

And no, I am not. It's just so damn hot in here.

And not falling. Right.

And not have time for this kind of stuff.

And not mention my girlfriend Wendy Jo Martinizer?

And not the side of the hand way that I do it.

And not wanna be anywhere else.

And now he thinks he knows more than his own mother.

And now he wants to double the stakes.

And now he wants to read it, and I don't know what to do.

And now I find out they're holding a torch for the man who came before me?

And now I need you to do one last thing for me."

And now I'm working with these local boutiques

And now it's finally happening.

And now to find out

And now we've had one on the first day, before circle time.

And now you're about to blow everything your mother and I worked so hard to give you.

And now you're telling me that I get to have a new start...

And obviously she resents me for it.

And Oh, my God. What's wrong with me?

And Olivia Berman's mom works in the rare books department at the library.

And on the other hand, I'm like, "Look at me in orange."

And one adult.

And over time, they begin to seem ordinary.

And Phil gave me that analogy. Yeah.

And Phil is way worse than I ever was.

And picking up a few shirts for me?

And please remember my tone, not my words.

And plus I didn't really want to talk about it,

And promising you'll never return to this store.

And read a book or have a drink.

And remember the three rules of real estate: Thorpe, Thorpe, Thorpe!

And scared all the strangers away.

And see the life that might have been.

And see?

And seriously, are you guys okay with this?

And she didn't stop until she was four.

And she goes by the name of Music.

And she knew that she couldn't take care of you,

And she never said a word about Claire's lumpy gravy. All class.

And she sabotaged Joe's shoot out of sheer jealousy.

And she says the teacher didn't know what she was talking about,

And she used to snoop on everything that we did.

And she went very peacefully in her sleep.

And she's paying me to move her car on street cleaning days.

And she's very excited about a visit from the tooth fairy.

And she's very, very busy.

And since I don't get to choose the door I'm about to go through,

And slept right through the big fireworks show.

And so are you.

And so we went to your apartment. It's still embarrassing.

And some dresses. As many as you want.

And some shoes.

And some we tell because,

And sometimes my friend Music can be shy.

And sometimes, she can be downright a funky.

And speaking of birth days

And speaking of that, are you sure you guys really want

And spent all night reading under the covers with a flashlight.

And standing by them even when they let you down.

And start this new year off with

And started doing what I wanted to do is the minute...

And still I have enough time to work on my master project.

And suddenly I'm doing two dinners a week instead of one...

And suddenly I'm starting at right field.

And supervised calf birthing for the animal husbandry club. Oh, wow.

And tell her what? Michael's playing for the pink team.

And tell Phil I'm sorry if I threw him off in there.

And texts. Wow!

And thank you for assuming I'm terrible at my job.

And thank you for managing my expectations today. Not necessary.

And thank you for your letters.

And that nasal stuffiness is very common during pregnancy,

And that person is here today, Gloria's sister Sonia.

And that stands for "Good morning"

And that wasn't even why I was with him. It was his mind.

And that went on for a while.

And that's 'cause of traffic. And because I tipped over.

And that's a difficult conversation.

And that's a good thing, because that means you're gonna be a great mom again.

And that's how the three of us became a family.

And that's just a Verona. He offered me an Amalfi.

And that's not a good reason for quitting anything.

And that's the best kind of all.

And that's what I needed to do with Pilar.

And that's why they don't want to play with us anymore.

And the airflow will pull the bee out of Aaah! There's another bee now!

And the birthday video becomes a nature film.

And the black arts of the Butler's Escape.

And the bull costume in mine.

And the chain, or fob, attaches to a belt loop, and voilà.

And the closet light's burnt out.

And the cow went runnin' out of the room. That never happened.

And the drilling.

And the hits just keep coming. Okay.

And the kids, they were, you know, and

And the lead soprano was an absolute disaster.

And the living room and the study and the gym.

And the main thing I learned is you have to let them be who they are.

And the mask is hiding the servos that control my mouth.

And the next day I went to Vietnam.

And the other to the tail of a Guernsey cow

And the reason you're not bringing him?

And the rocket's red glare!

And the school library is a pickup scene.

And the snoring.

And the surprised becomes the surpriser.

And the third will be just right.

And the worst thing is, you don't seem to care.

And then And they're wearing hats. Hats.

And then arch.

And then cut back home through the park and feed those ducks...

And then fabulous at night.

And then he came and tried to sneak it in there.

And then I found out I was getting let go from the limo company...

And then I remembered that Fonzie once put together a whole motorcycle while blind.

And then I was like, "Bam!" And I slapped the study onto Charlie's desk,

And then I was like, "Chew on that!"

And then I'd hit that ball dead center,

And then I'm going to be blaming you.

And then I'm gonna lay you down by the fire

And then it got worse.

And then it hit me. I could be exactly like Phil.

And then it hit me. I had done my basic training in Pensacola.

And then maybe move you up.

And then next time I do you two times?

And then one day, around the teenage years,

And then she spray painted something unrepeatable...

And then something wonderful happened.

And then steal a $20 sweatshirt?

And then that smug Carol Chu was all,

And then Then Lily, she came along, and

And then you

And then you had to show me your first apartment.

And then you say, “Thank God, because we have too many cats.”

And then you're gonna go home and tell everybody you went to the movies,

And then, to make it perfectly clear to your father what happened,

And there's a light on the dashboard that looks like a little genie lamp.

And there's a really good looking guy I was hoping to do a little dancing with.

And there's more in my car.

And there's practical matters. How do you paint the nursery?

And these are from the gentlemen at that table over there.

And these canceled checks prove...

And these.

And they all got together to visit their dad. Mm hmm.

And they don't want me to sit with them.

And they have forgotten about Colombia!

And they have tons of tickets for tomorrow's show.

And they're called sneakers.

And think that I'm some kind of irrational remainder.

And this beautiful city beneath us.

And this Chuck Stone He doesn't seem very good at his job.

And this is our dining room, where we eat.

And this is our kitchen, where we also eat.

And this person in question is very vulnerable right now.

And this room into a hall of magic.

And this tortoise was 200 years old.

And this will probably put you on the "naughty" list.

And this.

And this.

And those are synonyms.

And those are the capitals I remember

And throw their coats at me like I was nothing.

And today it has flowered in me.

And today that tradition continues.

And totally wow my dad.

And Trish said I could take flash pictures of the paintings.

And tuck it in nice and snug...

And two percent attention to detail."

And unless she was lying to the good ladies of The View, it's "De mi," not "Dem i"!

And wait for it. This is what you'd look like fat and bald.

And wakes imagination

And walks around making this dolphin sound, like

And we agreed to tell her the truth.

And we are gonna give her a taste of her culture.

And we both have a special day?

And we both know that that's not true.

And we could be friends again.

And we did our version of "Endless Love."

And we did.

And we do not speak of what happened before.

And we don't sell vacuums. Thank God. You'd starve.

And we fell pretty hard for each other.

And we had to fit them in the closet.

And we have liftoff.

And we have to talk about the job.

And we haven't stopped talking since.

And we just wanted to show you what it would be like if you were living here.

And we need all our names in the card

And we see the look on your face. I hate you guys.

And we were gonna take you to dinner before we left.

And we will find some time later for me to kill you.

And we'd still be using a spatula to get at Lily's clothes.

And we'll send this one down to visit you. What?

And we're excited that we're gonna get to see much more of you now.

And what about Manny? He's supposed to run his own bath?

And what do you need it cleaned for? It's spotless.

And what I want is to see a puppet show.

And what middle aged guy would be interested...

And what was the headline again?

And what's this? The most beautiful sight of all.

And whatever you decide, I'll always support you.

And when babies are fussy, they're th

And when he puts the weight back on, he has to buy them all new again.

And when I confronted you, like I am doing now,

And when I just saw your face, I remembered

And when you flash it to the police, do not speak about it.

And when you get the chowder, make sure it's in one of those bread bowls.

And when you two started up, everyone thought, "Well, there it is."

And where did we take shelter during that dangerous lightning storm?

And while I really appreciate the opportunity,

And while you're doing that, I will get the bases. We make such a good team.

And who could blame him? I mean, look at you!

And who would play your long suffering partner?

And why do they taste so bad?

And why does the baby still have that hat on? He's going to burn up.

And why wouldn't he? She's so much smarter than me.

And with respect to your heritage, you're not gay.

And wonder what the heck it is.

And worry about everybody's boy problems and nosebleeds...

And write about why you've chosen him or her."

And yell at all these people and burn a bunch of bridges,

And yesterday... I forgot.

And yet we still did it,

And yet you kept him all these years.

And yet, when I did that drunk, not a scratch.

And you and Daddy are gay, so I'm gay.

And you can't get any more like your daddies than that.

And you could be Mr. Roarke, and Lily could be your Tattoo.

And you couldn't even do that. Honey, you need to stay calm.

And you forgot your sunglasses when you left

And you get depressed, all right?

And you gotta be mentally sharp for your interview.

And you guys... can't.

And you just had a baby two months ago?

And you just press the igniter. There you go.

And you just sold Cam out like that. Wow.

And you know how that gets me going. Oh, yeah.

And you know my dog's name.

And you know what the best part of having a girls' day is?

And you know what? You just caused a scene in a restaurant,

And you never asked me what my master project is.

And you never let her forget it.

And you opened it and

And you play him like a fool.

And you promised that you wouldn't. No.

And you really think that works?

And you said Gil Thorpe makes a killing flipping houses.