Modern Family (2009) - Season 9 Edit

A All right. Um, you know what?

A all right. Well, uh...

A Am I just looking for something that doesn't exist?

A book club sounds kind of regular.

A boy?!

A cash grab vanity project from a kooky actress.

A celebration, like...

A closet for civilization.

A couple. But you need to hit the hay, buddy.

A cruelty free alkaline water snow cone?

A dark shadow has fallen upon the kingdom.

A day... you guessed it... that he dropped his underwear.

A dead dog who left something unfetched.

A design magazine you two could also flip through.

A dinner no one will soon forget.

A farm boy from Missouri

A few years back for, uh... I don't know why.

A few years back, people would live to be around 12.

A flare gun.

A grown man I've seen in lederhosen at least three times.

A hard time getting my legs to cooperate.

A house baby.

A lawyer?

A lot of different... Pass.

A lot of straight guys wouldn't have been so nice.

A lot, but, I mean...

A magical world...

A merger's the only long term play.

A Miami vice principal...

A million errands to run for my boss.

A mortgage, and I was nervous.

A new tradition might give us another excuse

A p... phone booth.

A passerby likened me to a tennis ball.

A placenta cooking contest in Minsk.

A pumpkin seed?

A quick, loving goodbye as I am surrounded by a swarm of bears.

A reclaimed wood piece in our cart, are you?

A rejection letter on HOA stationery.

A sale we really need!

A sea serpent.

A second candy dish...

A select few are invited to get first crack.

A small house is cozy. How do we know this presence is bad?

A smell, a song, a picture, even just her family.

A thing I was born to do?!

A touchdown will win the game.

A very tough, sexy talking to?

A way to get out of here soon,

A weird kid, and turned him into somebody

A word.

A year ago. In the unit upstairs... which we used to rent for money,

Aaaaaaaaah!

Aaaaaaaah! I It's just the eclipse.

Aaaaaah!

Aaaaah!

Aaahh!

Aah bup bup ma bup bup!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah.

Aah! That tickles!

About 20 minutes.

About a little problem I'm having...

About people coming to me to solve their problems,

About readjusting to civilization,

About Surgery Bear?

About the big game, so you set out my... Okay.

About the magic job and never told me.

About the need to support your friends.

About the recycling bin.

About the security code to your fishing cabin?

About the whole thing that when I finally said,

About this gigantic piano you have here.

About wanting to be spanked.

About what he saw,

About who Mitchell and Claire were dating.

About women who do what you do.

Abraka failure.

Absolutely, Papi, Phil is not gonna die in a long, long time.

Accidentally picked up that Upper Valley coach

Accidentally turn off the lights.

Accidentally! I overheard it on a walkie talkie

Across the street?

Act casual, like it never happened.

Actually have a perfectly logical explanation.

Actually, do you have any sources for antique pineapple knobs?

Actually, I'm doing 10 minutes this Friday night at the...

Actually, I'm kind of, uh...

Actually, I'm panicking right now!

Actually, I've been the one who...

Actually, now that you mention it,

Actually, she doesn't.

Actually, that's not true. I stopped for tacos.

Actually, there'll be another total eclipse again in the next 7 years.

Actually, we're quite war like.

Affirmative, Fizbo.

Afraid?

After a five mile hike and ride down some rapids,

After all...

After one honest conversation.

After that weekend in Brighton.

After that, it got heated, and we got expelled.

After the trauma of losing her best friend, Norman,

Agreed. He's insufferable.

Ah, congratulations.

Ah, I see where you're going with this...

Ah, who needs them?

Ah, yeah, with the ribbon and the swooshing.

Ah, yes, of course.

Ah, yes! Yes!

Ah, yes! Yes!

Ah, yes.

Ah!

Ah! It is what it is, man.

Ah! My hair is my identity!

Ah! The old sensory deprivation helmet.

Ah! There she is.

Ah. It feels like we're in St. Tropez.

Ah. So, um, listen.

Aha.

Ahh!

Ahhh, your mother called you about the screening of my film.

Ahhh!

Ahoy!

Alex and Ben.

Alex said she's on a date, but she can grab Lily.

Alex, I am sure you can make it through one night...

Alex, it's Professor Fennerman.

Alex! Where are you?

Alex?

Alex?

All I have to do is wear a different shoe every day.

All I really need is three chords and a mattress.

All I'm hearing is no car, no money, compromised immune system.

All in favor?

All men break the same.

All of a sudden, he said, "I'll be right back",

All of Oprah's important rooms, okay?

All of your hard work laid the foundation for our success.

All pumpkins are giant to mice.

All right, be safe.

All right, buddy. Run outside and play real quick.

All right, everybody in. Yep, there's plenty of room.

All right, everybody, listen up.

All right, fine.

All right, good.

All right, guys, I'm not... I'm not dense here.

All right, here's what happened...

All right, I got to go.

All right, no peeking.

All right, now, Phil, every couple of feet, knock

All right, Violet, get your fancy can in the chair. You're up.

All right, who's up next?

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. All right.

All right. And, oh, look at that.

All right. Bo is a disaster, okay? He... he hasn't changed one bit.

All right. The panel's this way.

All right. There you go.

All right. We are done. What do you think?

All right. We shouldn't be panicking, right?

All right. Well, don't get anything too garish.

All right. Well, let's think this through.

All the way back to the first practical joke...

All those Magic Eye posters paid off! Ah!

All those Magic Eye posters paid off. Ah!

All those unspent frequent flyer miles,

All we need to know

Almost done.

Alright, listen.

Also, I despise robbery victims.

Also, I got that internship.

Also, I'm no expert at this,

Also, is it okay if, um, Ben stays over tonight?

Also, the nice life and stuff!

Also, we've reached a point in world history

Also, your pass has your name written on it.

Alternate title, The United States of me.

Although I did find the fences metaphor a little mundane.

Although much thinner, thank God.

Although there was a a Rob Lowe poster behind her.

Although, it is getting hard to breathe!

Although...

Altogether abandoned hive.

Always classy to name it.

Am I a terrible person?

Am I being unclear?

Am I even capable of loving someone unconditionally?

Am I going to die?

Am I performing today in front of my judgmental family.

Am I screaming?

An empty office with a drain in the floor..."

An iron curtain was descending over Europe.

An old Prince Harry.

An unbelievable accomplishment.

And "L" is for...

And "Mister Ekshun"... I just got that!

And a candle that we'll never light,

And a cape that doubles as a curtain in my van.

And a croissant with blackberry jam.

And a giant red circle around the date school starts again?

And a stack of fully completed Sudoku books.

And a war began.

And a woman wants it to be about the mind.

And accepts their decision.

And acoustics are never good inside a tent.

And Alex does this.

And all you can care about is that stupid cabin.

And although I have no photographic evidence of it,

And are much looser

And asked me to sell them online?

And ate in our car.

And become a stronger, more balanced person.

And become part of this community.

And behold! The beautiful bride!

And besides, it doesn't work.

And bring in the next alternate.

And burning them. Go.

And buy more slippers online.

And by the way,

And Cam tells me that we have a sports package.

And checked for any snack bar related evidence before seeing Abby.

And complain about your husbands.

And corners your mom in the laundry room.

And crystals that absorb Wi Fi, and seriously... $1,200 socks?

And cursed the high cleric to an eternity of feeble mindedness

And disappear those bear slippers in the woods.

And do it fast. If I'm gonna be hurt,

And do you think I really wanted to hear that moron's recap of the first movie?

And don't even get me started on Dylan.

And don't let the door hit you

And don't worry about driving.

And escalated from there.

And even if he did, I wouldn't understand.

And even if I were, I've got it covered.

And even then, I wouldn't dare

And even though you weren't right, I'm gonna let you have this one.

And everyone knows Liverpool is having a cracking good year.

And find a calendar with three X'd out days

And find out that your kids don't TP anymore.

And find out what the hell is going on.

And find out why her father's been torturing me.

And finish this little massage myself?

And five, six, seven, eight, kick!

And flick it every time I got the urge to...flick it.

And for months, it just became a part of our household...

And for some reason, she doesn't like me.

And forged a rejection letter from the board.

And four popes. Yes, Dad, I saw the movie.

And frankly, it has been out of our price range

And frankly, we need their technology.

And from what fromagerie...

And gently exfoliate your skin

And goes on to be a great inspirer of people.

And got sent to the principal's office.

And got this idea I was messing around

And have fun.

And have you heard how mean he's gotten?

And having us sail away in it

And he clearly feels pressured to go along with it.

And he didn't have to write down our order,

And he disappeared, and I haven't seen him since.

And he had to skip his ice cream sandwich today to come here.

And he laid down plastic

And he sells magic, and no one is gathering.

And he's attracting attention.

And he's not scared anymore.

And he's selling it for Magic Beans.

And he's too proud to admit it.

And help me make up the bed for Lionel.

And hit it.

And hospitals, yeah. So, to all of us!

And how do they connect to the moose?

And hurry! The party starts real soon!

And I am bringing it to her because she's recovering from a stroke.

And I am gonna go find him right now.

And I am just barely scratching the surface.

And I am sorry

And I am your Mitchell.

And I believe it's all about teamwork.

And I came on to him years ago.

And I can tell you are a good man. I am Team Bo all the way.

And I can't have a She Shed in my backyard?

And I changed my defense to win the game.

And I could bring my windsock and barometer

And I couldn't be prouder.

And I deserve better than that, okay?

And I did.

And I didn't see him again till the spring.

And I didn't think anyone

And I don't appreciate being called a liar.

And I don't appreciate your mocking tone.

And I don't want Caleb to get between us.

And I don't want to be here.

And I feel a little responsible for what happened with my mom.

And I get... boop... nothing.

And I got Daddy's strong flickin' finger.

And I got the last everything bagel,

And I had to shove something in the vent to block it,

And I have a daddy to thank for that.

And I heard they have baby elephants

And I heard you tell Stella to go in the yard and die.

And I I want to bring a little, you know, country into our house.

And I I was embarrassed and possibly concussed,

And I I wasn't even sure at that point.

And I just couldn't pull the trigger.

And I kicked the door down?

And I kinda remember it turning into a party situation.

And I knew him not showing up to our anniversary party

And I knew it was fate.

And I know "I'm sorry" doesn't begin to cover it.

And I know it sounds crazy, but waffles.

And I know nobody's perfect,

And I left him in my wagon.

And I like me.

And I love that about you,

And I made out with my ex

And I must have accidentally knocked it into neutral.

And I must have dropped one.

And I need someone to look over what I wrote for my...

And I needed a job where I could stay at home with the baby.

And I realized I got to be more of a regular guy.

And I said, "Send me whatever you got."

And I saw you sneak those carrots out of your lunch.

And I saw your new pic popped up on Inseam.

And I signed Joe up for it.

And I still haven't recovered from Andy.

And I suddenly realize,

And I suppose nobody's good enough for mine.

And I tell people how to live.

And I thought he was off being a war hero

And I thought my date was cold.

And I thought, "Sure."

And I told him you were getting your life together here

And I was always afraid my family would make fun of me.

And I was experiencing this bizarre pain in...

And I was simply evaluating the man

And I was so worried about forgetting it

And I was warming up some milk for him.

And I wasn't planning on leaving anytime soon.

And I will probably stay here in this tower

And I would like to speak to one of your inmates.

And I would put a rubber band around my wrist

And I'll drive the damn truck to Visalia!

And I'll... I'll just close the door,

And I'm accepting it!

And I'm getting my She Shed.

And I'm gonna be straight with you about it... no.

And I'm gonna run right home and get you Surgery Bear, okay?

And I'm great at partying on boats.

And I'm in here doing BuzzFeed quizzes.

And I'm just as educated as anyone else.

And I'm not taking that show into a locked room.

And I'm really, really sorry,

And I'm so sorry for my... failure at lunch.

And I'm so thirsty.

And I'm sorry I left the sex painting for you to find.

And I'm starting to feel if I can't pull this off,

And I'm supposed to back that up like I'm somehow better off because...

And I'm the last person

And I'm wildly uncomfortable.

And I'm... I'm still traumatized by it.

And I'm... I've just been racking my brain

And I've been too scared to look at the results.

And if he did,

And if I learned anything

And if I'm not getting a lot back,

And if you have those two genes, you're at risk.

And if you learn anything from your old man,

And in my defense, I didn't know about the orchids.

And in that moment, I envied those friends.

And in the traffic jam years ago,

And ironically, we have a new glass ceiling closet.

And it didn't work 10 minutes ago.

And it died so hard.

And it only costs slightly more than regular classes.

And it runs on my mom's side of the family.

And it's a nightmare. It's beginning to affect my creativity.

And it's gonna get pretty messy.

And it's like a weight has been lifted off her shoulders.

And it's not your fault.

And it's shaped like a bone because it's full of calcium.

And it's showing your path this morning

And it's the traditional dish

And Jay,

And Joe doesn't have a key, so...

And Jotham's ambient music compositions,

And just FYI the reason I like barn wood is cause it reminds me of you.

And just once, I would love to watch your talent soar

And just so you know, Surgery Bear was here

And just this stupid key.

And Karen's great.

And last night's fries were fantastic.

And last, but not least, the city at your feet.

And later, the opportunity presented itself, and...

And laughter for murder.

And leave the ice cream.

And leaves me.

And letting nature know

And leveraged my guilt for your own selfish gain.

And listen to these pillars of the community.

And locked himself out.

And make 'em into today's home fries,

And make sure my cadaver goes to an Ivy League.

And Manny's upstairs sleeping with a doctor.

And maybe I'm nervous about a whole new group of people

And maybe some delicious brownies that I was about to throw away

And maybe swing by a church.

And me like I'm some, you know, ditzy trophy wife.

And me the green ones!

And mine's about living my truth, but I get...

And Mister Ekshun was willing to let it go for next to nothing.

And Mitchell scaring away that burglar.

And my chef.

And my dad claps when he gets waffle fries.

And my hair is challenging enough as it is.

And my invitation got lost in the mail.

And never gave you the message.

And next thing you know... boom! Empire.

And nobody can bother me.

And none of that would have happened without you.

And not even hot birds.

And not just for Phil.

And not make her stroke all about you.

And not what you said before?

And now I think he's embarrassed.

And now I'm having anxiety, and I have to confess.

And now I'm worried that you're doing the same thing with Francisco.

And now it is my pleasure

And now our living room's a beauty salon?

And now presumes you're straight.

And now that I don't, then what am I?

And now that... that we're here, I am...

And now, I'm worried she's just gonna

And people move on.

And Phil is part of the entertainment.

And quickly realized my only chance for survival

And remember we're... we're just a couple guys dancing.

And right where I thought I left them.

And risk Phil seeing it the next time we're at your house? Forget it.

And scrubbed in for the whole procedure.

And second, we're not gonna be a part of your little feud anymore.

And see if you're lying to me.

And see what happened to make you so untrusting.

And sending Joe in here with scones made it worse!

And Shane says there's literally Dum Dums everywhere.

And she can afford all of this?

And she never gave it back. She said she lost it.

And she was a hungry, homophobic cheetah.

And she was my running buddy.

And she was really upset

And she's also too young, so...

And show you this lake in all of its glory,

And shrunk my wedding dress.

And sit in a big thing of, like, Swiss chocolate

And so are their jet skis.

And some of them buy it. Under what gas leak is

And some pain meds because...

And something called... cloud study?

And spare you some of my insanity.

And stop looking down your nose at Cricketsville.

And stop undressing me with your devil blue eyes!

And suddenly her cousin Rodney has the exact same watch

And suddenly it's all mine when it's frothing at the mouth

And suddenly, you were there.

And tell her you want to have high tea.

And that bimbo reminded him of the Bionic Woman...

And that concludes the first Dunphy Games.

And that I'm an idiot

And that is a very valuable lesson that I'll cherish forever.

And that is what this is.

And that was the last I saw of him.

And that's my bad.

And that's why we were on the balcony when you texted us.

And that's... that's what this is.

And the biggest Mylar balloon they sold at the grocery store.

And the choreography was a snap.

And the cupcakes are delicious, by the way.

And the day before April Fools' Day,

And the fine's coming out of your allowance.

And the home theater is downstairs.

And the knots are melting away.

And the next thing you know, you're giving him

And the record still stands.

And the second he sat down with the whole family,

And the the answer to your question is very simple...

And the Weasel likes fresh meat!

And the... the sunscreen? That wasn't real?

And them be all like, "You're grounded."

And then act annoyed when people want to talk about it.

And then come sit while I... Those aren't pajamas?

And then emerging victorious...

And then forward again and then it did a little spin.

And then get down on the canvas.

And then I forget to repack them.

And then it got really dark.

And then maliciously made me think I did it

And then nail them with incontrovertible evidence, which I had.

And then rematerialize in her wedding dress.

And then she left the door open, and poor Larry got out

And then she suddenly ran off.

And then there's Rick's VCR Repair.

And then think they cracked it themselves.

And then we decided to watch the moon together.

And then when we thought "La La Land" won Best Picture.

And then where are we gonna be?

And then you have to solve puzzles and clues

And then you said meet you in the bedroom.

And then you show up as some romantic character.

And then, I saw Daniel Day Lewis at our dry cleaner.

And then, it was just gone.

And then, uh, it ran up the court this way...

And there is someone that we haven't heard from yet.

And there you go.

And there's a big drug deal going on tonight,

And there's still a Blockbuster there.

And they are both marked "L."

And they are two years behind on production.

And they didn't feel like

And they want to drive a cross country all alone.

And they're climbing to reach you.

And they're headed... out...

And they're very good for you.

And things have been going so well,

And this gift card to Yogurtland.

And this has nothing to do with the fact that you showed up

And this is the first time you come and visit,

And this time I'm going with my gut.

And thought I was hideous.

And three times a week, a picture of your face

And to help you boldly pursue greatness

And to never kick them out,

And to thank you all for your amazing accomplishments,

And to think we... we locked them in that bathroom for no reason.

And today, I get the chance to make it right.

And tonight, we were gonna take things to the next level,

And transport this beautiful woman

And we are a little nervous about how it's going

And we are so sorry.

And we bestowed them with our nation's highest honor...

And we may have to make some hard decisions.

And we said, "Or, you rich queens",

And we told him if he ever came into town,

And we try to make them all feel included.

And we're monotonous. You got to move on.

And we're not even celebrating anything.

And we're supposed to save it.

And wears combat boots to the beach.

And were on a quest to acquire Rihanna's eggs.

And what are you beautiful, uh, scholars reading?

And what if I want my own?

And what is a city, but...

And what would happen?

And what's that red stain?

And whatever it is you're trying to prove

And when things are looking down, look up...

And when we go out, you're the first person

And who is this?

And why is nobody wearing socks?!

And win back the love of my life, Miss Pam Tucker.

And wrapped them in a pantsuit.

And yah!

And yet I know nothing about.

And you ain't exactly whispering... Can I say something on my behalf?

And you are a winner, too, Jay.

And you become the master of your environment.

And you can have your ice cream.

And you can say whatever you want, 'cause the audience already thinks

And you can't...

And you come in and get it done in 2 years.

And you didn't even let me take

And you don't have to buy them a birthday cake.

And you don't want her to remember it.

And you gave my life meaning.

And you guys just rolled your eyes at me.

And you have such kind eyes.

And you just need to remind her that you notice that...

And you just risked asphyxiation in the fridge.

And you know what, Cam? Prison changes people.

And you know what, Pam?

And you know what, some Tucker boys

And you live an hour away from me now,

And you looked at me, and you said, "Ooh, pass."

And you love to sing.

And you said he put sweaty moves on brain dead bimbos?

And you take away its power.

And you take away its power"!

And you want her to go home to Missouri.

And you went right to your mother.

And you would still be unbelievably out of my league.

And you, Phil, and you, Mitchell. Actually, it's all of you.

And you're back in the meadow.

And you're going to bed right now.

And you're gonna push it into that little, tiny hole

And you're good at it. You know what people are calling you?

And you're my best friend, damn it. Come on.

And you're qualified to do that because...?

And you're supposed to be comfortable here.

And you're walking in with a lifer.

And you've earned your happiness.

And young man, listen... if this makes you feel any better,

And your first assignment is to stay as far away as possible

And your first words were "Sorry it took me so long to walk."

And your job and that if I want to turn down a job

And, actually, I feel like I know him,

And, Ben, were you blue or gold?

And, Gloria, you speak often of your passion for ventriloquism.

And, luckily for everyone, I'm here to do it.

And, Mom...

And, oh! This party isn't about us.

And, uh, Deepak's guerrilla gardening,

And, uh, not to get dramatic, just keep your wits about you.

And, um, chased the raccoon,

And, well, me and my big new job

And, yeah, it's as powerful as it sounds.

And, yes, I realize couple's counseling

And?

And... and a real estate agent from Key West, Florida,

And... and beat back every threat...

And... And right in the middle,

And... and that I'm never gonna forgive him?

And... and that Max was right?

And... and they all end with us...

And... and yodel, okay? We're done.

And... And... And you're really good

And... be on my way.

And... for the market research...

And... your new boss was caught embezzling.

Andy, um, I have to tell you something.

Andy? You... You came all the way from Utah?

Ankle flick was on point.

Another person doing their best, thanks to me.

Antibiotics.

Any food allergies I should know about?

Any tips on how she moves?

Anybody got a spoon?

Anybody who can pay three bucks a minute for nasty talk.

Anyhoo, it's come with me

Anyhoo, leave a check out for the gardener,

Anyone have a mirror?

Anything you want.

Anytime.

Anyway, I think I'll wait here a little longer,

Anyway, I... I should go.

Anyway, I'm meeting someone on the other side of the piano.

Anyway, in the weeks to come,

Anyway, Lily wants to impress these older girls,

Anyway, since I can't test on laboratory rats,

Anyway, um, part of parenting

Anyway, watch as she disappears into the wormhole.

Anyway, we have to get to the airport.

Anyway, we've put you through enough, you should go.

Anyway... happy Valentine's Day.

Apparently not.

Apparently, I'm on some short list

Apparently, Joe shared the uplifting news

Apparently, there are a ton of these feet freaks on the Internet.

Are going to be thinking pass, which is why we're going to run.

Are the sacrifices

Are those... Uh...

Are truer today than ever before.

Are we gonna go outside? Yes, we are.

Are we still talking about this?

Are you allowed back there?

Are you comfortable? Can I help you with anything

Are you eavesdropping on Pam again?

Are you gonna take the word of a convicted felon over your wife's?

Are you gonna yell at me, too?

Are you in a pageant?

Are you insane?

Are you into him or something?

Are you kidding? I wouldn't have this life

Are you kidding? You can never admit to making a mistake and it drives me crazy.

Are you musical in any way, Caleb?

Are you okay?

Are you ready for one of my famous massages?

Are you ready for some justice?

Are you ready for this, big boy?

Are you saying what I think you're saying?

Are you still wandering around alone in pet stores?

Are you sure a week in the woods is a good idea?

Are you sure she didn't mean, "Ooh"?

Are you sure this is in neutral?

Are you sure, Mom?

Are you tamping down your crazy to impress your therapist

Are you, uh... Are you not wearing a bra?

Are you... Are you worried about the big game?

Are you... saying we brought it?

Aren't you being a little dramatic?

Aren't you?

Arvin never told me about it,

As a bumbling idiot.

As a gay man, I know every party planner in town.

As a magician, I've learned that every spooky happening

As a matter of fact, I'm the one robbing you.

As a young man, I had no fear of any trick

As acting vice principal,

As an open space magician?

As begin to introduce the band, I'll cut the power off.

As children, we're taught to fear what can hurt us.

As families get older, you have two options...

As founder of this company,

As I look around the room, I see nothing but winners,

As I told you before, in those elevators

As if it's something I did in your best interest.

As it what we've also been enjoying on our little lunch break...

As long as she's denying the accident,

As long as you're gonna be staying here for a little while,

As my emergency contact.

As you brushed my hair!

As young men, we'd hike this path up to an old oak tree,

As your daddy who fought off a burglar, but I will try.

Asking John Smith to pass the sashimi roll

Asserted?

Asserting.

At an age where a boy gets excited by the wind,

At high school parties, we just played Dare.

At Joe's school.

At least look up the difference between astrology and astronomy.

At least my best friend isn't my son.

At least one thing is still the same.

At least she's worth it, right?

At my house every Thanksgiving because I had a lot to say

At Oprah Winfrey's.

At saving old pictures of me and Mitchell as kids!

At the 1969 Narragansett Magic Festival.

At the end of every day telling me that you're okay,

At the end of the day,

At the first Thanksgiving.

At the Halloween festival back home.

At the milk can toss,

At the office every day. You want to bring him on our trip?

At this cabinet color Mitchell revived from the dead.

At this point, I've spent more time in the closet than Mitchell.

At Yosemite National Park and one at the Kawayu Lodge.

At, uh, 8:00 p.m.?

Au revoir.

Aunt Becky, hi.

Aunt Becky!

Automated, intelligent...

Aw, are you gonna have a little porridge maiden

Aw, Dad.

Aw, geez.

Aw, you know, it makes me worried for this little guy.