The Kids Are All Right (2010) Edit

A Case Of You.

A movie movie?

About your biological father.

Actually, I want to see him again.

Actually, it's my third. But, you know, thanks for counting.

Actually, my brother asked if I'd call you,

Actually, she started teasing me, and that really helped.

Add that shit up.

Ah. What is it?

All I Want.

All in the lining.

All right, I got it.

All right, I got to go now. All right.

All right, this is our plan. I don't think you should worry,

All right.

All right.

All right. It was lovely talking to you, ladies.

All right. Lay up.

All right. Thanks.

All you have to do is sign it.

Also, that could really hurt Moms' feelings.

And about that kiss, that's... You know, I don't do that.

And act grubby and make stupid choices, which is what I did.

And I also think we should start composting.

And I could see all the good work that Mom's been doing in the backyard.

And I feel sick about it because I love you guys, and I love your mom,

And I hear a rattling, and it was a rattlesnake.

And I hurt you, too

And I just want you to know that that hasn't gone unrecognized, okay?

And I know that I haven't been as open to him as everybody else,

And I need to be doing that with someone who's, like, ready to go there with me.

And I think you should just call me back if it continues.

And I told her to relax and tried to get her to talk,

And I wanna know that I'm gonna be able to see you again someday.

And I wanted to tell you that what happened with me and Paul is over.

And I'll tell you what, it is pretty sensational.

And now I finally have it. Thank you so much.

And now, wait, how's that guy Luis working out?

And second, he's a really good person.

And she's asked if you'd be open to having contact with her.

And simple, American food.

And so I was scrambling. I didn't know what to do,

And sometimes desire can be, you know, counterintuitive.

And that's the truth.

And the girl was really innocent

And the inauthenticity is just unbearable.

And then I get a client, and you're like, Oh, no, not him.

And then we'll all feel good about ourselves. You know?

And then we're through. Okay?

And then when they got a little bit older,

And then, you know, I got really nervous 'cause I thought that I was gonna gag

And then, you know, my tongue started working again.

And with inflation, it's like $90 today.

And with the sun that you have, that and, like, that rosemary,

And you know what? I am gonna have a glass of the Alma Rosa, okay?

And you sure didn't back my career.

And you've been really patient with me.

And, second, I really don't appreciate

And, you know, maybe like...

Anyway, he'd like to meet you.

Anyway, you said that you were studying international relations.

Anyway...

Apparently, Paul can do no wrong.

Applause, applause

Are you drunk, honey?

Are you even attracted to me anymore?

Are you filming? Yeah.

Are you gonna talk to him?

Are you having a relationship with someone?

Are you in love with him?

Are you okay?

Are you seriously about to cry?

Are you still feeling it?

Are you straight now?

Aren't they beautiful?

BARTEN DER: Would you still like the wine?

Beautiful house. Yeah, thanks. Thanks.

Beautiful, beautiful beaches. You'd like it.

Beautiful, thank you.

Because I was working, and I got dirty, and I took a shower.

Because I'm 18, and he's only 15, which is,

Because if I'm gonna start this business,

Because we knew you'd be upset.

Because women's sexual responsiveness is internalized,

Because you're a fucking interloper.

Because...

Better.

Big girl. Big girl.

Big no no.

Blow, I think.

Blue.

Both of us wandering in the dark, aimless, wasting our potential.

BOTH: When I forget about me

Bottom line is, marriage is hard.

But I just can't with the fucking hemp milk and the organic farming.

But I quit before the kids were born.

But I really, really care about you.

But I shall return!

But I think I'm gonna go to the nursery tomorrow,

But I wanna see the process.

But I'd like to try and change that, okay?

But I'm an adult now, and you have to respect that, okay?

But I'm not really an architect.

But I'm really just kind of focused on my restaurant right now.

But it still feels really shitty.

But just whip smart and super, super cute.

But just... I'm a doer. That's how I learn.

But that didn't really work out.

But that's just me, you know. I'm weird that way.

But what are you into, Jules?

But what are you into, Jules?

But why didn't you tell us?

But why? You're gonna be dead.

But you should think about it, you know.

But, really, the real work is in creating unique,

But, you know, I feel like I'm carrying the whole load here.

By a young woman conceived using your donation,

By kind of he means that they'd kill us if we ever rode one, so...

Bye.

Can I ask you a question?

Can I ask you something?

Can I ask you something?

Can I have the potato salad, babe? Sure.

Can we just talk about what happened?

Can we talk about...

Can you get that Swiss chard for me?

Choke? Die?

Clay, are you all right? Fuck!

CLAY: B minus in geometry, dude.

CLAY: Yeah, right here on the right.

CLAY'S FATH ER: Burnt ass? CLAY: Yeah.

CLAY'S FATH ER: Burnt ass? CLAY: Yeah.

CLAY'S FATH ER: Hey, ladies! Come on, take it down a notch.

Clay's.

Come back.

Come here. Come here, big boy. Let's see what you got.

Come on, Dad. Your pits smell like burnt ass.

Come on, get him!

Come on, you hated it when I worked.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Really? You never told me you were named after Joni M.

Come on. That's enough.

Cool, thanks. Yeah. Cool.

Cool.

Cool.

Cool.

Did he find you online? NIC: Wait.

Did you ever play any sports in school or...

Did you fucking get it? God!

Did you get it there?

Did you get it, dude? PAUL: Clay, you all right, bro?

Did you go to Home Depot?

Did you guys spend some time up there?

Did you remember the lamp? Thank God. JULES: Here it is. Here.

Do you believe our baby's 18?

Do you know how many people I've seen come into the hospital paralyzed

Do you like patios?

Do you like peppers?

Do you need to use the bathroom?

Do you see how you hurt me, baby

Do you see, do you see

Do you see, do you see

Do you smoke? Do you have a cigarette?

Do you think he's the kind of person who's gonna help you grow?

Do you want it on your desk? Do you want it next to the bed?

Do you want to answer his question?

Do you want to keep playing?

Don't be such a bitch, dude.

Don't call me again.

Don't go. Don't.

Don't make it any harder.

Don't move. I'll be right back.

Don't quit your day job, Mom.

Don't touch me! I'm so sick of both of you!

Dude, hold up.

Dude, I don't even think they smoke pot.

Dude, I shaved my dog.

Dude, just hold him.

Dude, quit it.

Dude, what are you doing?

Each of my moms had a kid, you know, with...

Eco friendly spaces that, you know, the surrounding,

Eleven points for Mommy.

Especially when it's Joni's last summer at home.

Especially when you act like a slut.

Everything. I mean...

Excellent wine, by the way.

Excellent.

Excuse me, señora?

Excuse me?

Exploring is a better word.

Fair enough, hairy muff. I'm out of here.

Fine, fine, fine.

Fine.

Fine.

Flapjack, you are smelling ripe.

For sure.

For the business.

For the kids. No. I don't want it.

From motorcycle accidents?

Fuck it. I wanna...

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you. I'm not uptight.

Fuck, dude. PAUL: Clay...

Fuck.

Fuck. I n the drain.

Get off.

Get out of here. Take it to his house.

Give us some credit.

Go ahead, shoot. Anything.

Go easy on the wine, hon. It's daytime.

Go on, get out of here! Go!

Go on, go get it.

Go to her.

Go to work.

God, disgusting! Come on, let's go.

God, has it been that long? I mean...

God, Sasha, that's totally gross!

God, why do you have to worry about them so much?

God.

God.

God. What?

Good night.

Good night.

Good, how are you? Good.

Good? Good?

Good? You're not gonna eat your chicken?

Good. How's the food?

Great, good for you. What's that?

Great.

Great.

Great. So you wanna,

Gross. That's disgusting.

Guys, I can do it, okay? No, no, I can do it.

Guys, I've got it.

Guys, we just misted it with a little truffle oil, right?

H i, guys.

H i. Come here.

Ha, ha. Very funny.

He wants to die!

He wants to die.

He was so cool and interesting.

He's kind of a fag, dude, trying to act like your dad and shit.

He's not gonna make that. You're not gonna make that, Clay. No way.

He's not just other people.

He's our sperm donor.

Hello, it's bloody.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Here we go. You ready?

Here. Try.

Hey, babe, relax. She'll be back when she gets back.

Hey, babe.

Hey, babe. How about some green tea?

Hey, buddy. Hey.

Hey, bug, come here.

Hey, darling. How you doing?

Hey, did you drive yourself home?

Hey, did you get started on those thank you notes for the birthday presents?

Hey, did you remember to pack the lamp I gave you?

Hey, foxy.

Hey, go get it.

Hey, guys, come on.

Hey, have you thought any more about making that call?

Hey, hey, Brooke, can you do me a favor?

Hey, hey, I'm cold.

Hey, hey. Come give us a hug before you go.

Hey, hey. Slow down, tiger.

Hey, how was the party?

Hey, I was... You know, I was thinking.

Hey, it wasn't you. It was her who wigged out.

Hey, it's okay. I'll speak to you soon, okay?

Hey, Joni, did you tell Paul about your graduation speech?

Hey, Joni. How you doing?

Hey, Joni. It's Paul. (MOUTHING) Don't get that.

Hey, Jules. What's up?

Hey, Laze, seriously, don't sweat school, man.

Hey, Mom. NIC: Sorry I'm late.

Hey, Nic?

Hey, Paul.

Hey, Paul. Check these out.

Hey, so have you guys gotten into the whole acai smoothie craze?

Hey, take this.

Hey, that's great. Congratulations.

Hey, what's up?

Hey, what's up? CLAY: Yo, what's up, dude?

Hey, whose truck is that?

Hey, you wanna watch a movie?

Hey! Hey! What did I just say, huh?

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Don't be a zoomer.

Hey. Hey.

Hey. Hey.

Hey. Jules. Hello, Jules.

Hey. You don't tell me to settle, mister.

Hey... I was really embarrassed.

Hi.

Hmm.

Hold on, N ic.

Hold on. Let me help you.

Honey, honey, that's not what he asked.

Honey, it's your fourth glass.

Honey, where do you want this?

Honey, you're on a whole other tangent.

Honey.

Honey. I'm sorry, guys,

Honey. Look, I was upset, okay?

How are you? Hey, Paul.

How ashamed, how much I regret what happened.

How can you not even be curious about it?

How much did you get paid?

How old are you again?

How's Nic?

Hugs. Come on.

I also have a little organic co op farm just up the street here.

I always liked food.

I am so fucked up.

I appreciate that.

I asked you a question.

I believe this might not be such a good idea.

I brought you this.

I can't believe it's your last dinner at home.

I can't do it, okay? I can't fucking do it.

I can't fucking believe it. Okay.

I can't tell you

I completely sensed that, yeah.

I could go run out and get you some.

I could just as easily have learned in a book.

I date sometimes,

I didn't really have any, you know, specific questions or anything, so...

I don't ask why you blow your nose all the time.

I don't care what you say, Jules. We can...

I don't entertain here very much.

I don't have time to do it myself and...

I don't know where that came from. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. I...

I don't know, get a bite to eat or something? You and your brother?

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. I didn't look, honey.

I don't know. What would you do?

I don't think we should do that anymore.

I don't think you guys should break up.

I don't want to talk to you.

I don't want to time share our kids with anybody.

I don't work out my issues by fucking other people!

I feel like he has so much potential. He's just wasting it.

I feel like he's taking over my family.

I get it, okay? He's their biological father and all that crap.

I got a great deal. It was super cheap.

I got all A's! I got into every school I applied!

I got paid 60 bucks a pop.

I gotta fill it in, but this is the general idea.

I guess I'm just exhausted.

I hate you some, I hate you some

I have allergies.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

I haven't done all the planting or anything.

I hope the traffic wasn't too bad.

I hope you didn't feel uncomfortable.

I hope you'll forgive me eventually.

I just bought this place last year, and it's...

I just don't understand why he's exploring with that loser.

I just don't want you to have big expectations.

I just graduated high school, and I'm starting college in the fall, so...

I just keep seeing my kids' expressions in your face.

I just need to confirm that this is the same Paul Hatfield

I just needed to talk to you before you left. Please.

I just say we go for it. I mean, it's all out in the open now.

I just talked to Joni.

I just think it's better to knock them out when it's fresh.

I just wanted to call you and apologize for my friend Sasha.

I just wanted to clear the air.

I just wanted to get another pillow. The couch is really saggy.

I just wanted to say how sorry I am for what I did.

I just wish that you could've been...

I just, you know, I feel like there's some subtext here.

I just... I just...

I know I haven't been my highest self.

I know it'll probably take you a while to process your feelings around this,

I know that I don't have much credibility right now,

I know that you and Joni heard what was going on,

I know you've all been enjoying your time with Paul.

I know, I know, I know.

I know.

I know.

I know. I know.

I know. It worked. You were really funny.

I know. This is...

I like teams. They're cool.

I like the scruff. It's sexy.

I like this guy.

I love lesbians.

I love you

I love you, chicken.

I love you, honey.

I love you, too, pony.

I love you, too.

I mean, haven't you heard the expression don't shit where you eat?

I mean, he donated sperm. That's weird.

I mean, I didn't do well in school either, and I'm not doing so badly now, right?

I mean, I lost all the feeling in my face and my tongue.

I mean, I think he's a little into himself.

I mean, I was 19 years old.

I mean, I... Do you think that could ever happen?

I mean, if it was up to you,

I mean, if your room's too dark, or you need extra bedding or...

I mean, it's all right if you're not up for it. It's okay.

I mean, it's completely natural.

I mean, let's just do this thing.

I mean, look, I'm sorry,

I mean, teams are great. I'm just weird that way.

I mean, the backyard's a wreck.

I mean, you don't want to have to start with an apology. You know?

I mean, you hear so many nightmare stories.

I mean, you hung out with him once.

I mean, you know, there's a gardening component,

I mean... Hello?

I need something to haul my equipment in.

I need to say something.

I need water!

I needed...

I never ask you for anything.

I never thought they'd ever use my stuff.

I really want a cigarette. I haven't smoked since Laser was born.

I really want to go to Argentina. Buenos Aires is supposed to be...

I really... I'm really liking more is more.

I said I don't want to talk to you.

I said I'd do something with Paul, okay? God!

I should get going, too.

I shouldn't have fired Luis like that. That was so wrong.

I started a Balinese furniture import business.

I think he's all right.

I think I'd rather be buried.

I think I'd... (EXCLAIMING)

I think I'm falling for you.

I think that higher learning uniformly blows.

I think that she thought that...

I think the sheets are in here. Mom.

I think you know.

I think you're really talented.

I think you're too old.

I thought you left.

I thought you should have the first taste of my pussy.

I thought you should have the first taste.

I throw one in the blender with bananas, frozen strawberries and hemp milk.

I understand where the pain is, but it doesn't sound like a contraction.

I wanna get them. I got them special.

I want to renew you again and again

I want to shampoo you

I want to talk to you

I wanted to apologize again.

I was a resident,

I was surfing, but then there was no waves,

I was trying to distract you.

I was using the bathroom.

I wasn't criticizing you.

I wasn't generally bagging on teams.

I wish you were gay. You'd be much more sensitive.

I wish you were gay. You'd be much more sensitive.

I won't even be living here in, like, a month.

I...

I... Hey, Brooke.

I'd certainly clean up a lot of this grass. It's pretty... It's wasted.

I'd rather be cremated.

I'll help. Okay.

I'll see you tomorrow.

I'm a very safe driver, N ic.

I'm fine.

I'm gay.

I'm glad I did it.

I'm gonna fucking kill myself. Okay?

I'm gonna just go and...

I'm good. How are you?

I'm just a normal, sexual person.

I'm just curious.

I'm just gonna... Give me one second.

I'm just making an observation.

I'm just saying, the plan was to limit his involvement.

I'm just saying. Spermster's a hottie.

I'm just saying...

I'm just thinking.

I'm listening!

I'm married.

I'm Nic. Hi, Nic.

I'm not doing anything. Calm down.

I'm not doing anything. Calm down.

I'm not going to Siberia, Mom.

I'm not insecure and desperate.

I'm not saying that, you know,

I'm only doing this once, so keep my shit in frame.

I'm ready. You sure?

I'm so glad you like it. It's incredible.

I'm so proud.

I'm some sad sack, middle aged lesbian?

I'm sorry that I've been so edgy lately, you know.

I'm sorry, but I have to take the lovely Tanya away for a moment.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's good you bought the truck.

I'm sorry. STELLA: It's okay.

I'm sorry. What?

I'm well, thanks.

I'm with you, honey.

I've been trying to get Moms, you know, to buy local for ages.

I've just felt so far away from you lately.

I've seen this dog around here before. I think he's lost.

If it's not in the mail by tomorrow morning,

If you drink, like, a thousand glasses a day, yeah.

If you want a family so much, you go out and make your own!

If you want things to be different, you got to do that,

If you're not happy with it, we can do something else.

In a minute. You enjoy it first.

Instead of talking to each other, you go off the rails

Is he single?

Is it African?

Is it him?

Is that where you're from?

Is that your bike?

Is this a good time to talk?

Isn't it landscape design?

Isn't it wicked?

It doesn't stop. No.

It just seemed like a massive waste of money after a while, you know?

It made me want to fuck you.

It might be nice if we all had dinner at his house sometime.

It sounds more like gas. (MOUTHING) I'm sorry.

It was a long time ago.

It was crazy. It was a big night.

It was fun while it lasted.

It was good. We settled on a concept.

It was great... Great meeting you, yeah.

It was like, Hey, let's go kick some ass, man! And...

It was so full of wisdom and hope.

It was, like, just so long ago. I totally forgot about it.

It'll be okay.

It's a fucking marathon, okay?

It's all right. I just wanted to say I'm sorry about last night.

It's bigger than I thought it would be.

It's gonna be weird not having you around anymore.

It's good.

It's great.

It's juicy and tender. Exactly what rare's supposed to be.

It's just driving me crazy, all right?

It's just me. I'm weird that way, I guess. Thank you.

It's just right here around the corner.

It's just sad.

It's kind of hard to explain.

It's Laser. Yeah.

It's like she doesn't want to admit that I'm an adult.

It's like she has to sexualize every experience, you know?

It's locked.

It's no big secret your mom and I are in hell right now, and...

It's not nice.

It's not... I'm not done yet.

It's okay.

It's okay. It was okay.

It's perfect. You wanna come in?

It's proactive. Yeah.

It's really fucking hard.

It's so beautiful.

It's so dorky. I don't like to bring it up.

It's so indigenous.

It's so yummy. It's good?

It's strawberry rhubarb.

It's this whole Paul thing.

It's weird.

J ules.

J ust anything.

J ust fucking kill me. Okay?

Jesus, Jules!

Jesus.

Jesus. What is wrong with me?

JOEL: Here's what I do.

Jone?

Joni knows that this is something I'd just never allow.

Joni, I'm sure you're gonna love it.

Joni, there are so many hotties in your class.

JONI: Can we go? I'll take you.

JONI: I really wanna go there.

JONI: No way.

JONI: Not yet, but I will. NIC: Okay.

JONI: Oh, yeah. Well.

JONI: Yeah, for sure.

Joni.

JULES: Acai fruit packs.

JULES: All right. All right.

JULES: Don't focus on it.

JULES: Hello?

JULES: I know. PAUL: Good.

JULES: I like to be positive.

JULES: I'm all right.

JULES: Is that...

JULES: It's okay, honey. She got it.

JULES: No, they didn't.

JULES: Of course not.

JULES: Oh, come on.

JULES: Paul? Who's Paul?

JULES: That's not nice.

JULES: Yeah.

JULES: Yeah.

JULES: Yeah. PAUL: No doubt.

Jules.

Just because you're a 24 hour drive thru doesn't mean everyone else has to be.

Just listen to me!

Just two people

Keep in touch. Yeah.

Landscape design. I mean, you know, not gardening.

Laser, come on.

Laser, cut it out. That's driving me crazy.

Laser, do you have any questions that you wanna ask?

Laser, do you want to talk to us about anything?

Laser, no phone calls at the table, all right?

Laser, you left your bike in the driveway again.

Laser, you're the one who wanted to meet him so bad.

Laser, your mom and I sense

LASER: All right.

LASER: All right.

LASER: Hey, Mom, you see what he did there, right?

LASER: Hey. Hey.

LASER: How long a drive is it?

LASER: How long a drive is it?

LASER: It's cool.

LASER: Maybe...

LASER: That's H.

LASER: There's no way, dude. You missed it by, like, 20 feet.

LASER: Yeah, Joni's the brains in the family.

Laser? Honey?

Laser's an amazing athlete.

Let it go.

Let me tell you something, man, this is not your family.

Let's do something different.

Let's get the kids together.

Let's just kill him with kindness and put it to bed.

Let's just let it be like lush,

Let's make this happen. I'm ready.

Let's pee on his head.

Let's take a look.

Life is our cause

Like fertile, yeah?

Like in both of them?

Like in two?

Like that. Like, Really? Like, yeah. That's like Laser.

Like we're not enough or something, you know?

Like what?

Like with a... Like with a penis.

Listen, I spent half of high school in my room crying to that album.

Listen, I'm really sorry about Sasha the other night.

Listen, when you've been a parent for 18 years, you come and talk to me, okay?

Listen, you gotta let me just come and talk to you, honey, please.

Listen, you know, feel free to ask me anything, anything you want.

Look, I'm leaving soon, and I don't want to have to deal with that right now.

Look.

Looking for something

LUIS: A little bit. You know why?

LUIS: Excuse me, señora?

LUIS: Excuse me, señora? Okay!

LUIS: Excuse me? (KNOCKING AT DOOR)

Man, I had to fire him.

Man, this is not gonna work.

MAN: (ON TV) ... it is now time to call it.

MAN: (ON TV) Fuck. Oh, my God.

MAN: (ON TV) Green chilies, queso sauce, blue corn tortillas.

Maybe we could hang out together just you and me next time.

Maybe we should fast forward.

Maybe you'd understand that if you weren't so uptight.

Mine.

Minimal. You know, like rocks and kind of all clean and...

Mmm hmm.

Mmm hmm.

Mmm hmm.

Mmm hmm.

Mmm mmm.

Mmm mmm.

Mom, I got it. I can do it.

Mom, I know.

Mom, I'm 18 years old.

Mom, I'm not embarrassed. Jesus, give it a rest. J ust let it go.

Mom, just settle down, okay? I'll do it.

Mom, you're windshield wiping. Come on.

Mom.

Mom. NIC: What?

Mom. What?

Most definitely. Yeah.

Must you take everything beautiful and make it dirty?

My mind see saws

My mom, N ic. She's driving me crazy.

My name is Wendy Mitner, and I'm calling from The Pacific Cryobank.

My social life?

My tongue was numb.

N ic found my hair in your bathroom.

N ic, I got a bitching 1998 Alma Rosa that I think you're just gonna love.

N ice to meet you, too.

N ice, huh? This is big.

Need a hand? JULES: Sure.

Never been on a bike?

NIC: About eight hours, I think.

NIC: Don't be back late.

NIC: Laser, your mom and I accept and love you unconditionally.

NIC: No, no, no, sure he would.

NIC: No, thank you. We'll just take the check from inside, please.

NIC: No, that's okay.

NIC: Oh, God. PAUL: Right?

NIC: Oh!

NIC: Paul, this steak is delicious.

NIC: U h huh.

NIC: We had to move the car.

NIC: Well, that's... Yeah. Makes sense.

NIC: Yeah? 20 to three. Match point.

NIC: Yeah.

NIC: Yeah.

NIC: Yeah. Sure.

NIC: You know, I don't like the guys in this one.

Nic?

Nike. Oh, God, here we go.

No one's seeing anyone until we meet him.

No thanks.

No way.

No way.

No, don't worry. We just started.

No, he's not a tool, okay? That's just his way.

No, he's not. He wouldn't do that.

No, I am. I'm up for it. Yeah.

No, I am. I'm up for it. Yeah.

No, I can't.

No, I didn't even... No, no. No... Really, I didn't even notice that.

No, I don't have no drug problem.

No, I don't want to.

No, I have a guy outside!

No, I just work harder than you.

No, I just...

No, I love that word. You just, you don't hear people use it very often.

No, I took my motorcycle, so I pretty much just weave through it.

No, I was asking because I remember when I was reading your file,

No, I'm from here.

No, it looks great.

No, it totally is.

No, it's clear.

No, Jules. So you can feel better about yourself.

No, just get off me.

No, Mom, I'm sure he wouldn't.

No, Mom.

No, no, I just, you know...