Addams Family Values (1993) Soundboard Edit

A birthday party! What a treat!

A fella could hope for.

Aah!

Aah! Aah!

About the environment,

Ahh...

All of you.

All the important numbers..

Amanda Buckman!

Amanda couldn't wait.

An Indian.

And big.

And he said to the campers,

And jewelry?

And join their hellish crusade, that's all.

And Nadine...

And sing and dance

And start drowning.

And this year,

And, so, the next night,

And, um...

Another child has to die?

Bambi.

Because of the bathtub?

Bone and brine!

Bring forward the evil one.

Brother!

But he needs friends.

But I can never see you again.

But until today,

But with your looks, your charm,

But, of course, not everyone can be a star.

By the skeleton.

Cara mia.

Cara mia.

Cara mia.

Carmen...

Chapter 18. Infant possessions

Cheers.

Children, what are you doing?

Children!

Come, darling,

Do something!

Don't be frightened.

Don't even mention it.

Don't even think about it

Don't give it another thought.

Don't we just hate that?

Don't worry. We're getting out of here.

Don't you love me?

Fester Addams,

Fester, come out here.

Fester!

Fester!

Fester? Where is Fester?

Finley, Fisher, Framingham...

Forceps!

Forceps.

Get out of the cabin.

Gomez, how do you do it?

He speaks 12 languages fluently.

Help me!

Hey! Wait! What time is it, Jorge?

Hi! Hi. I'm Debbie Jellinsky from the agency.

Hi. I'm Amanda Buckman.

Hit the road!

Hoorah!

How charming.

How I've missed you all.

I always dreamed

I believe we may have a new nanny...

I don't think I like it here.

I have a wonderful idea.

I have almost the whole series.

I hoped...

I know.

I live in shame...

I love romantic living.

I,

I'd pity him.

I'd scare him to death.

I'll get them.

I'm dying!

I'm engaged.

I'm going to be an actress.

I'm going to have a baby...

I'm making such a mess of things.

I'm not nervous.

I'm still not sure just how to pronounce this.

I'm sure she's a very nice lady.

In her pretty pink tutu.

In laws!

IRAs.

Isn't it beautiful?

It might be Debbie.

It...It's someone

It's important.

It's our favorite bistro.

Let me hear this from his own lips.

Let us join in grief,

Look at you. Oh, Amanda, you look perfect!

Make her feel like she's the most sublime creature on Earth.

Malibu Barbie.

Move it!

My birthday.

My brother.

Next!

No place at all.

Noses powdered.

Now jump in, swim out a few yards,

Of course, it has been redone.

Of course.

Of meeting someone untouched,

Oh, dear.

Oh, I have it!

Oh, mama, what shall I do?

Oh, no, no.

Oh, no.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh...

One house, three children.

Only you, my dearest.

Or were they?

Over here.

President.

Probation.

Promise?

Really love me?

Right, Fessie?

Right!

Schizos and Serial Killers.

She's known by the police as the Black Widow.

She's perfect.

So am I.

So peaceful.

So this morning, let's discuss

Something I must tell you.

Store detectives.

Tetanus.

That poor girl.

That was an accident.

That's a Queen Anne chandelier!

The baby?

The deaths appear accidental.

The nanny.

The old ball and chain?

The stork flew down from heaven

Their eager, friendly smiles.

They had sex.

They have their hearts set on it.

This evening as I watched Fester and Debbie,

This is as new to me as it is to you.

This is why he's always sick.

Three very different women with one thing in common...

To mirth, to merriment, to manslaughter.

To pain.

Too much fun at that reception.

Uh... is it a dog toy?

Um...

Very good. But which one will bounce?

We don't.

We must not be surprised

We wish you only the best.

We've been so happy,

Wednesday Addams.

Wednesday, do you think, like, maybe someday

Wednesday.

Well...

What about your needs?

What did you say?

What would you do?

What?

What's that?

Where is that baby?

Which do you think?

Which will hit the stone walkway first?

Who is she,

Why, to take care of you...

Yes, I am.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. I'll be a widow.

You can never see your family again

You did?

You have betrayed the people of France.

You have taken the land

You want to talk to these people?

Young lady, I am getting just a tad tired

Your dress, is it flammable?

Your work is puerile and under dramatized.

Cable? Of course.

To me! Me!

What are we going to do? Is it hopeless?

Yes. Yes.

~ 'Cause you know it's good, yeah ~

~ A way ~~

~ And they knew that it was much more than a hunch ~

~ Are you ready for me? ~

~ As Bastille and Cape Cod day ~

~ As loony as can be when you see the movie ~

~ Because you know you could ~

~ Chop off our legs ~

~ Come on ~

~ Come on, come on ~

~ Express yourself, come on ~

~ Express yourself~

~ Express yourself~

~ Fester, Grandmama, and Thing ~

~ For a thousand years... ~~

~ Hey, there it is ~

~ I said what you see ~

~ In a class by theirselves ~

~ Is love you ~

~ Is real lovin' ~

~ Is what you get ~

~ Is what you get ~

~ Is what you get ~

~ Is what you get, now, baby ~

~ Is what you get, now, baby ~

~ It ain't nothing to be ashamed of~

~ It's a family thing, and it won't quit ~

~ It's happy turkey day ~

~ Kumbaya ~

~ Kumbaya, my Lord ~

~ Let it out of its creepy shell ~

~ Like my homey all said ~

~ Mucho, mucho, macho, macho ~

~ None below, none above 'em ~

~ Ooh, baby ~

~ Tag team kicks the floor, really, though ~

~ The Addams Family Theme, I'm gonna kick it ~

~ There it is ~

~ There it is ~

~ What you see ~

~ What you see ~

~ White man or red man ~

~ Whoo! ~~

~ Whoomp! Addams Family ~

~ Whoomp! Addams Family ~

~ Whoomp! Addams Family ~

~ Whoomp! Family ~

~ Whoomp! Family, whoa ~

~ Whoomp! Family, whoa ~

~ Whoomp! The Addams Family ~

~ Whoomp! The Addams Family ~

~ With regret, my love ~

~ With the Addams Family, so here we go ~

~ Yeah, give it to me ~

~ Yes, why ~

~ You don't hear me, though ~

~Just ain't my day ~