Teenage Euthanasia - Season 1 Edit

A baby who saw a balloon and now doesn't

A baby...who's hungry? No!

A bathing suit that flatters my body type

A few years ago, I had to make a policy of two lives only.

A Ghost of Christmas Past ing kinda thing

A grave on an island!

A Groundhog Day time loop!

A hug goodbye this morning.

A kid who got bulled on their first day of school?

A little place called... Heaven.

A little something at the end of the line?

A living one

A real downpour of distress on our hands.

A sibling's birthday, perhaps?

A squirrel embarks on her journey into motherhood.

A suitable mate of her choosing..

A true love I have never felt before or since.

Aah! Uhhh! Shh! It's me!

About Svetlana, I think I love her

According to immigration status and bra size..

According to plan

Acidic. Notes of FOMO with a finish of self pity.

Across a crowded room. Eyes.

Actually includes one in home grief counseling session.

Actually, would you like some nachos?

Actually...a girlfriend

After being really popular all year!

After looking at dead husband face

After Old Country Easter.

After that rejection, I figured, why not inject meth?

After the death of a loved one,

After you find shirt, stop at powdered milk store,

Against understanding parents who love her

Ah, oh, well. Bye bye.

Ah! Kirk has a twin brother? Hold still.

Ahhh!

All clear. Just a different kind of "yikes." Over

All my life, I've just been the rugged type.

All my needs. Ew!

All of you, outta here.

All the deadheads do

All: Awww!

Alright, Annie, eyes on the prize

Alright, beetles, assemble the pit crew!

Also, is Joey home? Joey's away at candle camp.

Always makes me forget my troubles, though

Am I heading to fluid finals again this year?

Am I right, Ralphie?

Amazing man

An average of 2.5 men!

And added sugar

And all its manifestation

And always ends by deceiving others.

And are likely to make an impulse purchase?

And as everybody know,

And ask God to let you into Heaven some day.

And becoming an op ed writer for the Washington Post

And blue if you have first hand knowledge of his guilt.

And boo when my mother comes on screen.

And can't we bring this Annie with us at least?

And change me into new pajamas without me knowing

And dads are more annoying than I ever imagined.

And didn't come back to life.

And didn't spend any time with his family.

And don't have to raise the ugh baby?

And don't let crowd see too much of your calves

And eventually maybe even play tennis?

And fatal water sports accidents

And fully swivel my rotator cuff!

And get her to call off the wedding

And get them wet! [ Car horns honking ]

And good luck fulfilling your dreams.

And have wasted sex to the "Roadhouse" soundtrack

And he said, "Due to budget cuts, wanna be sexy cops?"

And his mother is telling him..

And his toes curled.

And hit her in the skull.

And horse tranquilizers.

And humiliation now.

And I can't have bugs in my jelly roll

And I didn't want to bother you

And I don't go to the movies unless someone asks me!

And I owe it all to Sue

And I should embrace tedium and misery like a real adult

And I think I have to turn us both in

And I think I'm..

And I train gators to attack homeless people.

And I was right!

And I'd really love to share with

And I'll take a hamburger patty soaked in vodka.

And I'm pretty eager to finally have sex since I died a virgin

And if he could stay out of rehab long enough

And if she chickens out, as many women do, I'm here to help

And interfered with purity of this contest, I end you

And is really proud of the woman you're becoming?

And it was over mom's corpse, right before she got struck

And it's the best she can do right now.

And last, Peter's

And less body acceptance than I imagined

And less sooty residue on the glass

And let Daddy teach you how to parallel park.

And let me hide in peace.

And listen to podcasts of people playing Scrabble.

And long Furbys

And made up that story about Trophy?

And make you less inclined to yell at strangers

And making me feel bad about being poor

And maybe a birthday wish?

And maybe that music means Baba remembered

And maybe, if you feel like God would be cool with it,

And my son being named Peter, I thought for myself, maybe..

And now she wants to stay home?

And often place their beak inside their partner's beak

And pigeon behaviors to look for

And psychological profile.

And put it back where it was, huh?

And put your shirt on! Huh?

And rather than use her second chance at life

And rear darts for a tailored fit!

And recognizing the toxic patterns

And Savior Jesus Christ It's Friday announcements!

And she will now very briefly explain

And she wouldn't even tell me who my father was

And showing the film "Remember the Titans" instead

And so do I.

And start being a sad undertaker?

And take the first and maybe only boyfriend I'll ever have!

And talk about your growth potential

And that Baba would never part with her real prized tiara

And that led to drug use, prostitution,

And that's that's come in handy

And the governor of the franchise territory of Florida,

And the only sound I can make is

And then drove around all night

And then you make the money from their funerals?

And they do my bidding

And they don't trust you to go have a drink with a male friend

And they won't let me leave

And things seemed to go pretty well?

And to think I could be on a birdwatching trip!

And today, they asked me to friend third base

And toss it into the kiddie pool

And totally missed the point of "Lolita"..

And touching corpses doesn't bother me.

And Trophy isn't her friend. That's her mom.

And until then, you should really give Javi a call.

And we nearly went out of business!

And what kind of sauce would you like with that sir?

And what's more, she's undocumented!

And women my own age is genetic.

And you already know how to ride a bike, Annie?

And you made me a skateboard

And you once joined a CrossFit gym

And you squirt in my sizzler?

And you'll arrive at Lonny's door to find out the truth!

And you've helped me understand myself genetically and sexually.

And your biological mother. Use the included chaw

And, ma'am?

And, since it's not your body,

Annie tells me you can make my forehead go from here to here

Annie, can I talk to you for a second?

Annie, go make another season of 'Mad Men.' I'm bored."

Annie, I need you to cover my forehead

Annie, to fix this rigidity,

Annie, wear this wig and meet with my parole officer.

Annie? It's easy, Uncle Pete.

Annie's willing to give you handjobs

Another school thing alone. That's something.

Answer our question of the day. Mer?

Any breasts you expose can and will be held against you