Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991) Edit

A cappella.

A light from the present reaches back to illuminate that shadow.

A little closer.

A little closer.

A master of his environment, a master of himself.

A pleasure.

A really secret group. They call themselves...

A true ninja is a master of himself and his environment.

Actually, what?

Actually...

Affirmative.

After all these years.

Afternoon, Miss O'Neil.

Ah. Man, give a guy a heart attack.

Aha.

Aha. Touchdown. Yeah.

All non TGRI employees must now vacate the area.

All press members must now clear the area.

All right, get sanitation down here, will you? Let's get this place cleaned up.

All right, hold it.

All right, you overgrown, ugly excuse for a turtle.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All you guys is gonna have to take a little test.

An unknown mixture of discarded chemicals...

And as always, our official report will be released...

And believe me, I really hate to say this, but the kid's got a...

And he's obsessed with the idea of destroying you all.

And I thought all the really good dungeons were in Europe.

And if I let myself get recruited, guess what that might lead us to?

And in a bizarre final note...

And in this day and age of ecological abuse...

And just what exactly would you like me to do about it?

And next time I'll use mustard. Ha.

And now this.

And so intelligent, it's incredible.

And then Around the World.

And these are the two most vicious animals you could find?

And this was the only one?

And what type of animals might these be, Miss O'Neil?

And with an old Renaissance art book I found in a storm drain...

Antimutagen.

Any of you guys ever heard the expression fair fight?

Any questions?

April O'Neil, yeah. The newslady.

April O'Neil.

April, it's Mikey.

April, there's a call for you.

April, there's no other way.

April. April, will you listen just for a minute?

Are you kidding me? Again? She should be buying it wholesale.

Are you ready?

Are you sure this stuff will do the trick?

Are you sure this stuff will work?

Arert these enough for your vengeance?

As you can see, they do have other attributes.

At last.

Attack.

Babies.

Besides, we took out the Shredder...

Blech.

Break it down.

Break.

But no.

But no...

But our search will have to wait.

But the answers have always remained hidden in the past.

But the answers have always remained hidden in the past.

But the guy in 313 did, and now he doesn't seem to be there.

But the next time will be different.

But they could never understand.

But when I do, I'll dream of something a little thinner. Ha, ha, ha.

But why do you only show us now, Master Splinter?

But you guys don't stand a chance.

But... Oh, man.

Can we talk?

Can you bring up the file?

Carbon dioxide is essential to the antimutanagenic process.

Caught?

Central Park?

Check it out.

Check this.

Chief Sterns, I wonder if I might ask you a few more questions off the record.

Chief, I have reason to believe that this damage was caused by two...

Chief.

Choose the best man from those that remain...

Clear the way!

Clear.

Combat cold cuts! Whoa!

Come away from there.

Come forth.

Come on, come on, come on, yeah.

Come on, guys. Come on.

Come on, let's change this.

Come on, try to get me. Come on.

Come on, you guys.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Come on, professor. We don't have a lot of time.

Come on. Come on. April! Leo!

Come on. Over here, big guy.

Coming to a decision.

Containment team to Sector 3.

Continuing aeration.

Coochy coo.

Coochy coochy coo.

Cowabunga says it all.

Cowabunga?

Cowabunga.

Cowabunga.

Cut me a break.

Did I mention I study martial arts?

Didrt we see these guys on WrestleMania?

Disposed.

Disposed.

Do not confuse the specter of your origin with your present won'th, my sons.

Does the word turtle kebab mean anything to you?

Don't worry about it. I'm paid to be suspicious.

Don't...

Donatello, continue aeration.

Donatello, isn't it?

Donatello.

Donatello.

Donny.

Donny. Donny.

Down we go.

Down we go.

Downfield. Turtle in the open.

Dream on, dweeb.

Eclectic? Jeez. Whoa.

Eh... Eh... Ugh...

Even you could think of something better to do.

Everyone else must've been picked up.

Excuse me, professor?

Fantastic.

Fifteen seconds.

Fifteen years ago, you came into contact...

First them, then you.

First, we should observe the ancient ritual...

Focus your thoughts on where we must go...

For 15 years, you have been confined below.

For if the contents of this canister were not unique...

Fortunately, they seem to have imprinted you as their surrogate mother.

Four walking, talking turtles.

Fr

Freddy?

Fun.

Gee, maybe I should write this down.

Genius. Pure genius.

Get along there, little doggy.

Get it.

Get me a phone. I want the police. Now. Phone. Police. Go.

Get off me.

Get out of here, kid. Go and tell the others. Go, now.

Get out of my way. Get out. Watch out.

Get ready.

Get them.

Get them.

Get your arm out of my face.

Get yourself a training doggy and meet me back in the yard.

Give him room to speak.

Go get them, Donny.

Go, go. Move.

Go, ninja, go, ninja, go.

Go! Hurry up!

Go.

Go.

Go. Play.

Good afternoon.

Good job, man.

Good.

Gosh.

Got it.

Grab some men. I'll go find the professor.

Great.

Great. Now what are we supposed to do?

Gross.

Guess not.

Ha, ha, ha.

Ha, ha.

Hang on.

Have a nice day.

Have fun.

He looks. He rolls back.

He must've drank all of it.

He sounds pretty insistent. Says his name's Donny.

He's been up on the roof ever since he saw your report.

He's got the canister.

He's just trying to force you guys into fighting Tokka and Rahzar again.

Heh heh. Wait, wait, wait.

Hello, April.

Hello, April.

Hello?

Here you go.

Here, let me get this first.

Here.

Hey, don't freak, dude. We can explain. You see...

Hey, dude. Give me your hand.

Hey, dudes, we're too late.

Hey, dudes.

Hey, everyone's a critic.

Hey, first we move, then we look.

Hey, give me that.

Hey, give me the phone.

Hey, guys, huddle, huddle. Come here. Come on.

Hey, guys, over here.

Hey, hey, spacious.

Hey, hey. Now you see them, now you don't.

Hey, is this gonna work?

Hey, it's all coming down!

Hey, look at this.

Hey, maybe somebody's got something on our fight last night.

Hey, Mike, do you think you can crunch any louder?

Hey, Mikey, surf's up, dude. Ha ha.

Hey, Mikey.

Hey, no, no. Wait, look.

Hey, ooh, ah, ooh, ooh.

Hey, we all knew the junkyard was our fallback spot.

Hey, we could always go back to the old sewer den.

Hey, we could make a fortune in the diet racket.

Hey, what were you gonna ask him?

Hey, you want some more? Here, come on. Come on.

Hey, you, table for one.

Hey, you're that TGRI guy.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Hey, Mikey, we got the TGRI guy.

Hey. Hey.

Hey. No, no, no. We're so close.

Hi, uh, we were looking for a muffler for a '77 Chevy.

Hmm. Not quite ripe yet.

How are they going to avoid all of those...

How could you have missed this?

How did you know...?

How much longer?

How'd you get here?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? Aw.

Hut, hut. Wow!

I always thought there'd be something, that...

I can still hear out of this one.

I cannot.

I challenge.

I didn't order any pizza.

I don't believe him. There's just got to be more to it.

I don't know about you guys, but I could really go for a slice of...

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't like this.

I figured since you order so much anyway...

I got it.

I gotta tell the guys. They got him.

I guess you're not the ones that are gonna have to handle this.

I have a little surprise.

I have experience.

I have failed.

I have kept it these 15 years.

I have no further comments at this time. We will be in touch.

I just always thought there'd be more to it...

I just got an idea.

I knew there was something else going on with those guys.

I knew we'd find something special.

I know.

I learned that from a rat.

I love this place.

I mean, I can always use more.

I mean, they got the ooze, Leo.

I mean, why?

I thought I just saw a ghost.

I told you it wasrt gonna work.

I wanna talk. It's important.

I want them as soon as possible.

I want them as soon as possible.

I was there, Leo. Remember?

I win, you lose.

I wonder what those are for.

I, Tatsu, now lead.

I'd just like to say...

I'll say, special. Look at this.

I'm being punished, aren't I?

I'm gonna get you out of here.

I'm Michaelangelo.

I'm only gonna tell you once.

I'm Raphael.

I've been waiting for you.

Idiots.

If any of it fell into the wrong hands...

If you hear something let us know.

If you're there, it's me, Keno!

In small doses through future mutants.

Incredible.

Is she all right?

Is there anything else you'd like not to tell me, Miss O'Neil?

Is this it?

Isn't it, professor?

Isn't there any way to speed it back up?

It ain't the Hilton.

It doesn't look like there's any night security, but we better move in quiet.

It is time...

It takes time. Days.

It was him. I never touched it.

It wasrt slime.

It's a little tough...

It's a ratings week.

It's a ratings week.

It's a super Shredder.

It's been a great pleasure meeting you, Miss O'Neil.

It's like spider city.

It's not much right now, but we'll bring you down.

It's roomy.

It's time they learn who their master is.

Jeez, whatever happened to service with a smile?

Jeez, why don't you just rip my lips off?

Jeez.

Join me above.

Joining me on the final day of their cleanup efforts...

Just look at those costumes.

Just remember, we get you in, we find the Foot headquarters...

Just save yourself the trouble, Shredder. It's all over.

Just turn around again!

Keno.

Kids.

Kids.

L... I like to do a little chucking every now and then.

Later, Keno, dude.

Leo says hi.

Leonardo.

Let any who challenge step forward.

Let go of my arm, Leo.

Let me go. What are you doing?

Let the games begin.

Let them get their own cab.

Let us out of here.

Let's do it, eh?

Let's see.

Like no deposit, no return.

Like video games in 3 D. Totally massive.

Listen up.

Listen, April, it's too dangerous to stay here with you when the Foot are out there.

Listen, you can tell Donny that she's busy with her news manager right now...

Look, I know you're trying to help me, but you can't keep me here, you know.

Look, I told you, I don't know.

Look, it's Raph.

Look, Sophie.

Look, that story is over. We need something solid.

Look, the reason why we're calling is have you seen Raphael by any chance?

Looking ahead. Swimsuits in the '90s?

Looks like just a bunch of serial numbers.

Looks like we're on our own.

Ma...

Ma...

Major spin cycle.

Mama?

Mama.

Man, could this get any worse?

Man, I love being a turtle.

Master Shredder.

Maximondo.

Maybe I should've brought bagels.

Maybe I'll keep them around after all.

Maybe it wasrt a good idea to invite the press.

Maybe you better hear what he has to say.

Maybe you set some kind of a distance record.

Michaelangelo, pass me the dimethyl chlorinite, please.

Michaelangelo.

Mikey, you go up the middle. You guys take the sides. Get it?

Miss O'Neil, my record, on the record...

Missed me.

Missed.

Missed.

Mmm. Num nums.

Mmm. Nummers.

More as it develops.

Move.

Mwah.

Mwah.

Mwah. Pfft, pfft.

My interest is peaked.

My man.

Nasty.

Next, master, we rebuild the Foot?

Ninja cowboy.

Ninja pizza?

Ninja pizza.

Ninja, vanish.

No kidding. We've gotta do something. Come on.

No problem. I hope you guys didn't mind me picking up a few pies.

No way, Keno.

No, I won't give it back. Please, please, please.

No, no, you can't do that. They're living creatures.

No, no.

No, wait. Can't we talk this out?

No, wait. Wait. Whoa.

No, you're not.

No.

No.

No. No.

No. We do not belong here, above.

No. You have youth.

Not at all.

Not even pizza?

Not for long.

Not so long as I possess this.

Nothing. I can get it.

Now I know what a postal package feels like.

Now the outside world beckons your teenage minds.

Now we're shaking.

Now, look, we've all talked about it.

Of course we can only guess at its meaning.

Of course, laboratories were crude back then...

Oh, am I glad to see you.

Oh, and another thing...

Oh, April, you spoiled our surprise.

Oh, boy.

Oh, Don. Come on.

Oh, drat. You know, we're gonna have to do it another time.

Oh, great.

Oh, great. That should be easy.

Oh, I know.

Oh, Mama.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

Oh, no, no.

Oh, right, well, yes.

Oh, that hurt.

Oh, wait.

Oh, yeah, but l...

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you have gotta be kidding.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Stupid.

Oh. You know, not to criticize science or anything...

Okay, big brown ugly dude, I'm over here.

Okay, bye.

Okay, follow me.

Okay, guys.

Okay, let's move it out.

Okay, they're stupid infants.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Old Shred did a swan dive with a half gainer...

On the contrary. We're going somewhere.

One last thing, though. I thought you might wanna know about this.

One, two, three, punt.

One? Yeah.

One.

Ooh.

Ooh. Yeah.

Ostentatious.

Our transformation.

Out of my way!

Ow! Ooh, ooh.

Pepperoni heaven. Mmm.

Perhaps the search for a beginning rarely has so easy an end.

Phil, I gotta get going.

Phil, I told you. I am following up on TGRI.

Pitiful.

Pizza's okay.

Practice harder.

Professor Perry, what's happening at TGRI now?

Professor, perhaps you could tell us why TGRI has finally decided...

Professor, would you mind if I asked you a few follow up questions?

Prove yourselves to me.

Pull him up.

Put that down.

Rahzar.

Raph, just leave it.

Raph, now.

Raph.

Raph's in trouble!

Raphael?

Raphael.

Raphael...

Rawhide. RoboCop.

Really? Doing what?

Remember, the true ninja is a master of all things.

Remind me to drop a line to Ralph Nader.

Remove the bar and leave us.

Remove the bar.

Report back at 3:00, okay?

Reporting live from Bayonne, New Jersey...

Revenge.

Right. My aerobics. I'll do that.

Right. Right.

Rock 'r roll!

Rock a bye, baby.

Say it.

See ya.

See, there's this sort of clan of ninja thieves.

Seven.

She is the key to finding the creatures that did this to me.

Shredder.

Signed, Professor Jordan Perry.

Six boxes.

So any luck finding a new place to live yet?

So anyway, last Saturday night...

So how are things in the action news biz?

So slow.

So, what do you think?

Some animals are knocking down the telephone poles.

Some are the very questions of our origin.

Something fresh. I mean, like... Like this.

Sometimes the best way to hide is right out in public.

Stack her over here.

Stand before me, my sons.

Stay down.

Stay down.

Sterns, there are two very dangerous things out there.

Stop them.

Such energy is wasted.

Take heart, child.

Tatsu.

Tell them I'll call them back.

Temperature?

Ten flips now.

Terrific.

TGRI.

Thank you, Miss O'Neil.

Thanks for doing all the shopping for us, Keno.

Thanks, guys.

Thanks, Raph. I may never have the hiccups again.

That I don't know what you're talking about?

That transformed us all.

That's enough talk from me.

That's nice.

That's right, Shredder. You forgot. We carry insurance.

That's the canister that had the ooze.

That's why you're getting on that plane. Maybe not today...

The bigger they are...

The cells will no longer hold them.

The Foot have already failed against them.

The Foot.

The interview today. I knew it.

The lives of two people...

The more bones they break.

The next fight...

The past returns.

The professor has much to tell us.

The rat is the cleanest one.

The very thing that was your making will now be your undoing.

Their burping is probably retarding the reaction.

Then if you're good enough, we let you into the organization.

Then it's time to find out exactly what this ooze can do.

Then so be it.

Then there is no choice...

There is only one thing next.

There might be a way.

There you go, dude.

There you go.

There's more going on there than we know.

These last hours have been spent pondering many questions.

They are of no use to me against a...

They fight because they must...

They may be intellectually inferior, but...

They might be looking for us.

They will pay.

They're all in jail.

They're babies.

They're infants.

They're trying to remove any evidence...

This is great.

This is it.

This is not the reason I sent you to follow her.

This is stupid.

This may be even better.

This thing can't take much more of this, not with all that stuff on top.

This way, dude.

This way, Leo. Come on.

Those...

Three.

To Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Raphael and Donatello...

Tokka and Rahzar. How cute.

Tokka. Rahzar.

Tomorrow...

Tonight, we leave a calling card for the turtles.

Tonight's encounter has left us with...

Too bad the Shredder can't say the same thing.

Turtle riffic.

Twenty one, twenty...

Two words that could solve

Uh uh. That's it. I'm going up.

Uh, heh, heh.

Uh, our organization has always been concerned...

Uh, perestroika?

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Um, she's busy right now.

Used unwisely, it becomes a double edged sword.

Veiled by a shadow too deep to penetrate...

Veiled by a shadow too deep to penetrate...

Wait for my signal to drop them.

Wait just a minute.

Wait, wait, wait a minute.

Wait.

Wait. I'll be right there.

Wax on, wax off.

We brought dinner. Mwah.

We got another order for that O'Neil woman.

We got the Foot up there with the ooze...

We saved the city.

We should be out there with the guys.

We were gonna clean everything up.

We will not be here much longer.

We'll be back for Splinter.

We'll begin.

We'll find a home soon, Paulina, and then it'll be just you and me.

We'll give you a tour later.

We'll give you the tour later, but right now we've got a few questions.

We're almost there.

We're home.

We're not through yet.

We're watching April. Sheesh.

We've decided to do it and that's all there is to it.

We've got to take care of this now.

We've only really had time to get Splinter and pick up a few essentials.

Welcome.

Well, any ideas?

Well, dudes, I'd say that's pretty much a wrap.

Well, I can't say exactly.

Well, I could try...

Well, I don't know.

Well, let me see.

Well, maybe they didn't find us.

Well, no. Actually, I'm, uh, pizza delivery.

Well, on our way to bury them, a near collision caused us...

Well, that leaves out why and when, doesn't it?

Well, that was easy.

Well, the reintroduction of CO2 could act as a catalyst.

Well, we could solidify it in ice cube trays.

Well, we won't know until we spray those guys.

Well, you know, in this market it's actually very difficult...

Well, you know, we could go looking for them for a change.

Well, you're the last one, aren't you?

Were there any large tooth or claw marks found here today?

What are you doing? They like it. They like it.

What are you, night security?

What did you expect? They come out quoting Macbeth?

What do we do if they come over here?

What do you say?

What is this? I didn't order any extras.

What the...?

What troubles you, my son?

What was that?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? Oh.

What? What is it?

What...?

Whatever caused this mutation may be useful against my enemies.

When I contaminated the ooze used to transform Tokka and Rahzar...

When it is over, you will call me master.

Where are you guys? Did you find a place to live yet?

Where do you think this guy from? I never seen nothing like that.

Where'd these come from?

Where's Splinter?

Which one of you lucky girls gets a ride with me tonight?

Who has got him?

Who? What? Where? Huh?

Whoa, ha, ha. Yeah.

Whoa, whoa. Uh oh.

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa. Whoa, whoa.

Whoa. Would you get a load of this crazy joint.

Why can't we just go out and...

Wipe out.

Wish us luck.

Wolf. Snapping turtle.

Wonderful.

Would you give me that?

Would you give the guy a break? He's a scientist.

Would you like me to keep my answer succinct...

Would you stop.

Yeah, a little too Raph.

Yeah, all the good ones end in O.

Yeah, fascinating. Hey, isn't Oprah on?

Yeah, in your mouth.

Yeah, looks like it.

Yeah, mutual of Splinter, dude.

Yeah, okay.

Yeah, okay.

Yeah, right.

Yeah, the bare essentials.

Yeah, the guy's Ph.D. Material, all right.

Yeah, Tokka, Rahzar and the Shredder.

Yeah, try carrying it on the subway sometime.

Yeah, we got that impression, all right.

Yeah, yeah, but good.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Come on.

Yeah. Good boy. A little drooly.

Yeah. Good boy. A little drooly.

Yeah. I'd keep practicing.

Yeah. It's a good thing we saw you coming in here from the roof...

Yeah. We're on our way.

Yeah. Woo hoo!

Yeehaw.

Yes, and it is time.

Yes, and we must know what.

Yes, Master Splinter.

Yes, master.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Come forward.

Yo, Keno. Come on, huh? Saddle up.

Yo, right on, my man.

You all right, doc?

You are always so busy.