Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Season 6 Edit

A a publicity stunt.

A and I've got to keep an eye on it.

A birthday cake? Exactly!

A chainsaw.

A complete set of ninja kitchen knives.

A corny secret passageway?

A Danish?

A deal is a deal.

A device to help my patients

A double crossbow!

A fire? An earthquake?

A genius like you

A girl has to look her best

A humungous tidal wave!

A kiddie's wading pool is too deep for him.

A large, vicious turtle flying a spaceship?

A laser blaster?

A law enforcement drone designed to track down

A life size hologram.

A light.

A live report from the city zoo.

A long flight of stairs.

A lot of good that'll do. We can't even read yet.

A micro dude whose toy could destroy the entire planet!

A Middle Aged Mutant Ninja Turtle.

A nice person like you in this really nice place.

A notorious space pirate named Nurma.

A novel idea.

A pager.

A person can't have enough of them.

A Personality Alterator.

A Personality Alterator.

A prune Danish?

A ray that vitalizes anything made of mineral.

A really long night.

A reporter, you say?

A rock crushing machine.

A sedimentary base with an alluvial sub soil.

A shake of nutmeg,

A short while ago on this spot,

A side of anchovies to go?

A Solar Magnet.

A sonic disintegrator?

A strange looking machine appeared from the sky,

A sweet, innocent, widdle kid, would you?

A vicious criminal?

A weapon that also makes a fashion statement.

A wise decision, Michelangelo.

Aaah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! [roaring]

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Aardvark!

Aargh!

Able to cut through solid rock.

About his latest invention,

About some new scientific breakthrough,

About the mutants

About these highly intelligent creatures.

About your invention, do you have an antidote?

Absolutely not. It's much too dangerous.

Actually, it's a present for me,

Actually, you've watched it two dozen, but who's counting?

Adios!

Adorable and lethal.

Advance to next level.

After all, who looks more like us

After her!

After we find that Solar Magnet.

After years of planning and scheming,

Against an uncaring world!

Against my super intelligence.

Ah ah ah!

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Ah ha ha ha ha ha!

Ah ha ha ha ha ha!

Ah ha ha ha ha!

Ah ha ha ha! [roaring]

Ah, it's about time!

Ah, Mother Nature is about to give birth

Ah, my earthling enemies.

Ah, phooey.

Ah, the new ultra heterodyne antenna,

Ah, there's nothing as invigorating

Ah, these sewers sure will be quiet,

Ah, this is getting boring.

Ah, well, that's the selection, fellas.

Ah, yes,

Ah! Ah!

Ah! the Sword of Yurikawa.

Ah. Well, that is one good reason.

Aha!

Aha! I found the trouble.

Aha. Channel 6.

Aha. It's still here!

Aha. My suspicions were correct!

Ahem.

Ahem. A A Aren't you a robot?

Ahh, that is most refreshing.

Ahhh!

Aircraft, ships, entire buildings!

Alert.

All hail Raphaelus Tortelus!

All I have to do is twist this knob and

All I need is one more for a two for one exchange.

All in all, dudes, I'd rather be home in a cool sewer

All in good time, Shredder.

All mine.

All my stolen money is hidden in the theater.

All right now, Raphael,

All right toitles, say your prayers.

All right you losers. What does a crook like Big Louie want

All right, drop it!

All right, dudes, we won!

All right, guys! Way to go! Woo hoo!

All right, I say we give this guy some serious payback.

All right, Krang.

All right, let's go.

All right, Michelangelo, you've cowa'd your last bunga!

All right, my students,

All right, pal.

All right, phantom, drop that...

All right, Shellbacks!

All right, Slash!

All right, Sofo, give it up!

All right, spud, try picking on someone your own size.

All right, then it's up to me to stop them!

All right, Vernon, don't get your shell bent out of shape.

All right, X 12, the session is now over.

All right, you bad guys!

All right, you two, what's Krang's body doing

All right, you two. Halt!

All right, you've come to rescue us!

All right!

All right!

All right!

All right!

All right!

All right!

All right! It worked!

All right! Score one for the good guys!

All right! Way to go,Foster!

All right? I'm walking on air!

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. At last we're going to get some real action.

All right. We got it.

All systems are go.

All that time little Milty spent in the emergency room

All these criminals to this island.

All this sweetness is giving me cavities!

All work and no play makes Michelangelo a dull dude.

All you've got are your ninja skills.

Allow to me demonstrate.

Almost as well as we do.

Almost there.

Along with a crate filled with weather balloons.

Along with all the underworld buffoons.

Along with my full destructive powers!

Although I admit this was a particularly messy mistake.

Always changing, yet always the same.

Always changing, yet always the same.

An absolutely perfect day

An alien creature has emerged,

An ancient, handcrafted weapon,

An extra large economy size problem.

And And don't forget to bring Donatello.

And a helpless little kid at that!

And a nice number, too.

And a quart of chicken fat,

And a special video to go with it.

And all my competition will just go floating away.

And all the robots are gone.

And all those other little sayings.

And all those other robots?

And allowed me to enter the real world,

And an 11 year old science major.

And an ego to match.

And as long as I'm here, that's where they'll stay!

And at last I found him.

And be careful with those suitcases.

And besides, I like the perks.

And bigger.

And boom, there it is.

And bring it all to a boil.

And bring me back a Danish.

And bring them to the Technodrome.

And bringing me those video cassettes.

And close off those floodgates.

And combine with the harbor sludge,

And commune with the oneness of the universe.

And could use an enormous laser beam

And could we please sign an autograph

And cover that big tug boat fire.

And didn't you design Willie Wombat

And do you have plans for him?

And don't forget our devastating good looks.

And even greater emotion.

And exactly what did you have in mind?

And feed me more pizza!

And finally, my office.

And force its leader to succumb to my will.

And get him to turn off those floodgate valves.

And get that sonic disintegrator.

And give that Vernon a piece of my green mind!

And good night.

And guess what else is back.

And have I got a surprise for her.

And he'll be back to his old, cranky,

And he's got the sword.

And he's trying to scare away all the customers

And here comes Michelangelo le Turtle across the blue line,

And here comes the treat!

And here's a little going away gift.

And his mutant morons are up to.

And how did I get here?

And how exactly does it work?

And I can hum that stupid theme song.

And I can't believe he's still playing with that video game!

And I could've been a contender.

And I don't have to be insulted by an octopus like you!

And I flung it through the air.

And I have come to reclaim it.

And I have set it on full power.

And I know I'll just love it.

And I shall be...

And I thought coffee was supposed to keep you awake.

And I used to have a nice, straight beak. Oh!

And I want a full damage report.

And I want you to cover it!

And I warn you,

And I, and I alone,

And I'll bet Leonardo went to track him down.

And I'll take my first two loyal subjects with me.

And I'm Andy Moskowitz, dude.

And I'm getting weaker.

And I'm too weak to go on.

And I've already worked my way to the top.

And if he designed all the robots,

And if that weren't enough...

And if you don't separate them,

And in all likelihood, it's up in the theater.

And Irma must be with them.

And Irma's down there in the Technodrome!

And it turned him nice.

And it's all going to be mine!

And it's all our fault.

And it's all ours!

And it's all their fault.

And it's all your fault, Shredder.

And it's coming from Donatello's lab.

And just how do you plan to do that?

And keep on eye on that invention.

And Kerma's gold machine.

And lock them in the storage building"?

And look there!

And look through Donatello's notes.

And made off with my most potent weapon,

And make pizzas.

And maybe cop first prize in the costume contest.

And my personal idol,

And next, you add 3 cups of turtle food,

And no sign of that runaway robot.

And nothing could stop us.

And now Big Louie and his henchmen.

And now for the final surprise.

And now I shall destroy you utterly.

And now to write a touching note

And now we're getting younger and younger!

And now, a single jolt of the revivifier ray, and...

And now, back to our studios.

And now, I'll destroy you!

And only that Creepy Eddie character

And people think children are a problem.

And place the remote control device on the satellite.

And prepare to destroy the bridge!

And presto!

And redirect it at the magnet.

And remember, Shredder,

And rescue Irma.

And rescue sinking island survivors.

And rig the explosives?

And sayonara!

And she doesn't even know it!

And she's after April!

And she's also a pretty nifty dresser.

And she's leaving the building.

And she's wearing my power ring!

And Slash fights with brain power.

And so are you, Slash!

And so disaster was avoided

And so is Raphael.

And so, the message of this special report on world hunger

And someone wants it real bad.

And soon the whole city will know about...

And that concludes the turtle portion of our tour.

And that is the Sword of Yurikawa!

And that means Shredder and Krang.

And that Sonic Disintegrator is just the sort of thing

And that will be precisely three minutes from now!

And that!

And that's just a sample

And the bad news?

And the broadcasting area will be over there.

And the Dream O Vision turns it into

And the dudes are using it to make everyone nice!

And the Earth will be fricasseed to a crisp.

And the flood water will squelch the explosion.

And the title of Turtle Emeritus.

And the weatherman said it would be sunny and m m m mild today!

And the winning costume is...

And then I gotta figure out what Shred head

And then I lifted up a car,

And then you'd be the only mutant turtle in town.

And there won't be no trouble.

And therein lies its true power.

And they've been robbing banks all over the city.

And things like that never happen to us. [alarm bell]

And this almost looks like an elevator control.

And this almost looks like an elevator platform.

And this bugs you?

And this is April O'Neil's office.

And this is my good pal Leonardo.

And this is our assertiveness training center.

And this is the office of our founding genius,

And this program may be just the answer.

And this rock head is 20 times bigger.

And this time, it's a corner office.

And this time, there's no Super Irma to stop us.

And this time, we won't stop for pizza.

And to you, Donatello,

And turn everyone in the city into my turtle minions.

And turn off that Solar Magnet before this heat increases.

And turning a failure into a victory.

And use its power

And vanished without a trace.

And vowed never to take it off again.

And wait till you hear this.

And warn the world.

And watch a movie, and that's that.

And we don't know what to do about it.

And we still can, dudes.

And we thought you were ready for the giggle factory.

And we want to know about the phantom.

And we're going to get the exclusive story.

And what happens?

And what have you done to the Turtles?

And where did that weird face come from?

And while I am safe

And while my robots pick this city clean,

And while we're here, would you like us to rotate your tires?

And who can blame them?

And who would he tell?

And who, pray tell, is going to stop me?

And why is it so dark in here?

And world conquest is my destiny.

And worse, it's ruining our image

And worst of all, April's gone.

And you blew it!

And you bring your dumbest invention of all time?

And you don't look a bit like them.

And you keep those cute little kitties of yours

And you left my face disfigured.

And you obviously do not understand

And you won't get hurt.

And you, I'm afraid, are in my way.

And you, who gave you permission to stop hailing?

And you're April O'Neil.

And you're watching TV.

And you've got to help me.

And your green friends are there in Nightmare Land,

And, uh, better luck next time.

Annihilate, decimate,

Another sci fi creature feature?

Another triumph for science.

Any metal object, up to 3 tons.

Any other great ideas?

Any port in a storm.

Any port in the storm.

Any questions?

Any sign of her yet, Donatello?

Anybody come up with a plan yet?

Anything but that!

Anything made of stone will obey me.

Anything your imagination can dream up.

Apparently not.

Apparently so.

April calling the Turtles, come in, Turtles.

April calling Turtles. [TurtleCom beeping]

April gets all the juicy assignments.

April here will show you the ropes, Milton.

April here. What's up?

April is in the worst trouble of her entire life,

April is the best reporter on our staff.

April O'Neil here, with a Channel 6 update.

April O'Neil is somewhere in this area.

April O'Neil signing off

April O'Neil will just die to have it.

April O'Neil, get on the horn!

April will never find it here in Mr. Thompson's office!

April, April, you won't believe it!

April, are you all right?

April, here's a little gift for you.

April, hit the lights.

April, this is Burne. Where are you?

April, untie them.

April, when you finish

April, you will be happy to learn

April, you've got to help me.

April! Vernon! Quit goofing off!

April's covering the science fair.

April's new office is bigger than mine.

Are aboard the island,

Are converging on a mysterious offshore island.

Are just the thing to put it out of commission.

Are now back to normal,

Are the greatest in the world.

Are the robots from the Pizza Pan Theatre.

Are we there yet?

Are we there yet?

Are you guys all right?

Are you in there, Donatello?

Are you sure you can get back to Shel ra la with this hole in your ship?

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Are you this kid's uncle?

Aren't planning on following us.

Argh! Whoa!

Around a Vinnie's special pizza.

Around his birthday.

Arrivederci!

Arriving in his private yacht.

As for you, birthday girl, here's my gift.

As for you, Ms. O'Neil, have a pleasant flight.

As heroic fighters against the forces of evil.

As I demonstrate my latest brilliant invention:

As our own sensei taught us,

As the convoy safely delivered it hazardous cargo

As the Earth moves ever closer to the sun,

As the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

As they express it so crudely on your primitive planet,

As they say on the surface, Krang,

As tramping around the sewers soaking wet.

As you command, Lord Krang.

Ask them if they could come to the junior high school fair.

At a lean, mean, fighting machine!

At approximately 6 p.m.

At last we can do some serious deep dishing.

At last,

At last, a chance to direct!

At last, I shall have my revenge

At last, it's ready!

At last, the city will be mine!

At last, the Sword of Yurikawa is mine!

At last, the Technodrome rolls again.

At last!

At least don't disturb us with that stupid video game.

At least it's getting smaller again.

At least nothing worse could happen to us.

At Pier 86.

At the bottom of the ocean.

At the corner of 4th and Main.

At the risk of being obvious,

At the Top Notch Scientific Corporation

At the weather station!

At Willie Wombat Pizza Pan Theatre.

Attention, happy workers.

Attention, my rock minions.

Au contraire. Those bubble brains

Au revoir.

Auntie April?

Auto transmogrifying inter dimensional Solar Magnet.

Aw, come on, sensei.

Aw, don't you cry, fella.

Aw, gee, and I was just getting comfy down here.

Aw, gee, boss. What a pretty phrase.

Aw, great!

Aw, he's gone.

Aw, looks like we can't go to that Halloween ball.

Aw, maybe so, but I'm here in reality,

Aw, no way!

Aw, that just means humans.

Aw, that was my favorite bo.

Aw, you guys! I told you not to do this!

Aww, what's wrong with this stupid gold machine?

Back for more, eh?

Back off, turtles. We mean business!

Back to being his old, nasty self. But how?

Bad guy fighting self.

Barney Mushnik is the name.

Be honest.

Be interested in complicated electronic gear like this?

Beat it, you interlopers.

Beating up someone smaller than me.

Bebop and Rocksteady?

Bebop, Rock Steady, get her!

Bebop, Rocksteady,

Bebop! Rocksteady!

Because here's what will happen if you refuse.

Because I have super powers and you don't.

Because I'm sure the dude would've said,

Because of a glitch?

Because of all those bank robberies last night.

Because this sword was meant to be mine!

Because who better than a rock soldier

Because you're too nice to do anything about it.

Beep beep beep beep!

Beep! Beep! Pwing! Pwing!

Before the convoy arrives.

Before this day is over,

Before this entire structure collapses.

Before we grabbed it.

Behold my contribution to the problem of world hunger.

Believe me, Raphael, Destructor X is no friend.

Besides, a little glitch can't be that serious.

Besides, I dismantled it once. I can do it again.

Besides, it's for a good cause.

Best of all, when Shreeka tracks down April,

Better hand over that sword now.

Better than that, I'll show you.

Between those Turtles and Shreeka.

Beyond the wildest dreams of mere mortals,

Big big big big!

Big deal.

Big deal.

Big Louie and his gang?

Bingo!

Binky.

Blast it, he got away again.

Blast it!

Blast it. I can't detonate the device now.

Blasting off for level 12.

Bodacious moves!

Bonjour!

Boss, are you okay?

Boss. Boss?

Boy, I'll say.

Boy, talk about rock hard muscles!

Brat? But, sir, I'm a scientific colleague.

Break in at the Magno Dyne Labs?

Break in in progress at Magno Dyne Labs.

Bridges passages at the audion sequencer transmismodifier...

Bright lights must interfere with its sensor functions.

Bring me that motor co ordination chip.

Bringing marshmallow, octopus, and chili pepper pizza.

Brother bricks,

Brutally strong,

Bucking bag of bolts much longer.

Bugs or not, I just gotta check out

Building a gizmo that just destroys stuff.

Bummer, babe.

Bummer, dudes! The tar on the road is melting!

Bummer, dudes.

Bummer, dudes.

Bummer!

Bummer.

Bummer.

Buried on a secret tropical island.

Burne said if you're late

Burne Thompson?

Bury those turtles.

But but are your muscles still in shape?

But 40?

But do we have to listen to that stupid laugh?

But do you always have to cut it so darn close?

But Donatello's been a little stressed out lately.

But due to an electronic error,

But from now on,

But he had a falling out with Higby three months ago,

But his mind.

But how can we control the ray when it's in outer space?

But how can we stop them?

But how could they have gotten hold of it?

But how do we get the old Raphael back?

But how do we get them in there?

But how?

But how?

But I am learning a lot about interior decorating.

But I am!

But I believe that is mine.

But I can't help it, looking like this.

But I did find this really tubuloso coffee machine.

But I don't have to enjoy it.

But I knew you'd want to meet me,

But I must say,

But I need you to baby sit.

But I think the rest of your life just arrived!

But I wish I had.

But I'd be happy to vote to have that law changed.

But I'm not.

But I've got a better use for it.

But I've got a world to turtlize.

But if the boss finds out it was us,

But if we don't get out of here in about five seconds,

But instead of going faster, we're going slower!

But is he really smart?

But isn't he the one who tried

But it looks like the Dream O Vision

But it looks like you really do have super powers.

But it was my way

But it will help educate the public

But it's true!

But just exactly who are you?

But Leonardo insists on doing it himself.

But Mr. Thompson, sir,

But my mental health just got healthier.

But nothing can stand in the way of...

But now it's too small for me to get inside and shut down.

But only temporarily, Monsieur Shredder.

But pizzas and wombats?

But soon I will be the only villain

But thanks to your short circuiting the fuse box,

But that's at the bottom of the ocean.

But that's only natural,

But the last time you had a small problem,

But the rarest weapon of all,

But the turtles have dishonored me!

But there's one little problem. What's that?

But there's something weird going on here.

But they get two of my best goons tossed in the slammer.

But we can't put food on everyone's table.

But we don't want his booby traps to get us this time.

But we gotta get off of this thing.

But we gotta run!

But we still got this other problem.

But we will.

But we'll meet him in the basement only.

But what about finding the O'Neil dame?

But what about us? You've got to get us back to normal.

But what could Krang and Shredder

But what if Shredder and Krang

But what if they turn me into some sort of mutant?

But where are Michelangelo and Leonardo?

But where do we start looking? It could be anywhere.

But where is Krang?

But where is she?

But why should Tragg get this power instead of me?

But why would the dude be flooding the sewers?

But you can't stop me from turtlizing this city.

But you did not have the right attitude.

But you never tried that before.

But you said the phantom was just a publicity stunt.

But you're actually pretty stupid.

But your ring ain't.

But, Chief! Crime is on the decrease!

But, Doctor [chuckles]

But, dude, how can we practice ninja silence

But, dude, you're the brainiac of the group.

But, uh, hanging pictures could be a problem.

Butt out, Irma!

By "trapped like a rat"?

By a race of hyper intelligent beings.

By a wombat!

By blowing up the bridge just at the right moment,

By Channel 6's own Vernon Fenwick,

By converting the Turtle Van to submarine mode.

By doing nothing,

By facing them.

By fawning all over him.

By intense firepower from the surface.

By ninja law, they are mine to defeat.

By one of Shredder's transport modules.

By the principle of Wu Wee.

By the stolen helium filled weather balloons,

By the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

By the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

By thieves who ripped the vault doors off their hinges.

By turtlizing the entire planet.

By using my animalizer ray

Byrne will finally realize

Call me a crackpot, will they?

Calm down, Shredder.

Can anyone really be too nice?

Can dirty so much of it?

Can I bring anything else?

Can I offer you a seat?

Can I quote you on that?

Can make imaginary stuff real.

Can repel and suspend objects in mid air.

Can tell us where.

Can we go on that ride again?

Can we help?

Can you dismantle it that fast?

Can you tell us about them, Ambassador?

Can you use it to order the robots back here?

Can...not...see.

Can't someone get this brat out of here?

Can't you get Vernon to cover it?

Can't you get Vernon to do it?

Careful, Raphael.

Carrying a rare form of toxic waste

Cashes Cow.

Certainly pile up.

Certainly, Ms. O'Neil.

Change orbit while you're watching a movie

Channel 6 news copter calling the Coastguard.

Check it out. Gold!

Chief!

Chief? Vernon? Is that you?

Chill out, dudette.

Chill out.

Chill, dudes. We'll scope out the island any minute now.

Chill, dudette! I gotcha!

Chill, Raphael. You're not food, you're a turtle.

Chill, this will only take a second.

Chuckle Away Your Chubbiness.

Ciao for now.

Ciao, dudettes!

Climb onto my back and hold on!

Closed Captioned By J.R. Media Services, Inc. Burbank, CA

Come along, you two.

Come along, you two.

Come and join the party.

Come down from there!

Come in, Turtles.

Come on and fight, you big bird brains!

Come on, already.

Come on, boys, let's scram.

Come on, come on, hit me with your best shot.

Come on, dude, upsy daisy.

Come on, helmet, do your stuff!

Come on, Irma. Let's go home.

Come on, Leonardo, why don't you attack me?

Come on, let's get 'em!

Come on, let's get it.

Come on, let's split.

Come on, now. Speak up.

Come on, Slash.

Come on, then. We've got to stop him.

Come on, turtles, let's have some neato fun

Come on, we've got to find that phantom

Come on, we've got to get help.

Come on, you meatheads!

Come on!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.