Transformers: The Last Knight Edit

A bunch of my stuff got stolen.

A dangerous secret is buried deep inside the earth.

A decepticon has been seen...

A few brave men who were willing to sacrifice all for victory.

A few brave souls unite

A few brave souls, us,

A giant succubus, until only one remains.

A knight of lacon talisman in this dump?

A knight on a ship. What does it mean?

A likely composite of a Roman general and a Celtic king.

A mantra whispered through the cosmos.

A memo needs 'me.

A nuclear class attack submarine is on our stern.

A race of honor.

A thousand years we've kept it hidden.

A threat might kill you.

A threat to our very existence.

A weapon of ultimate power.

A world reborn!

Abraham Lincoln, Frederick douglass,

Ace one, going to the bay.

Actualize the rage. That's it!

Aggravated assault. Murder.

Air cover not coming. Unable.

Air's gonna be on station 14 to 16.

Air's gonna be on station.

Alien... whatever they are.

All fast movers, distract, distract.

All good, yeager?

All I want is that weapon!

All of it!

All ospreys clear.

All right, get back to the dsv.

All right, go!

All right, I am what they say!

All right, I'm gonna go slather myself in oil.

All right, let's move. Let's move. Put it in high gear.

All right, star 1, abort. Negative decepticon activity.

All right, there's a chunk right here that's held up by thin vines.

All right, tough guy, I 901: A pop quiz for you.

All right, uncoupling.

All right, we take out the big one, we're gonna take them all out.

All right, what else you got?

All right? They have the support of the entire world.

All right? This is no place for...

All right? You're gonna speak with your own voice one day.

All right.

All right. First of all, transformers don't have a slant 6.

All right. We all know our hiding places.

All that old stuff, you'd love that.

All that rubbish.

All they want is a home, and you know it.

All united in one cause.

All you boys and girls, off the sub now!

All your resources, all your military assets.

Alpha team, go, go, 90

An alarm on a sub is not a good thing.

And behind them sat the 12 who came from cybertron.

And destroy quintessa.

And DJs? Real dickheads.

And doctor of letters, again Oxford, I think. Anything else?

And get this. He made contact with trf.

And Gore and all that. It's terribly sad.

And his fat head.

And his league of knights of the round table,

And I have a name, you know.

And I just have so much road rage!

And I know where. And when.

And I know you only got five seconds left, so...

And I love...

And I'd say, "I'll figure it out tomorrow."

And if my dress makes you feel uncomfortable,

And is it tight or gripping on?

And it's, like, just moving all around.

And last but not least, berserker.

And let the monsters inside.

And Megatron can lead us to it.

And most importantly...

And my own family had some...

And now I'm getting shot.

And now it is in great danger.

And tell everyone where you are.

And that is here because of you.

And that is offensive.

And that talisman showing up here is numero uno.

And that's Arnold, my third cousin.

And the struggle to save the world would begin.

And then I'm taking his ass out.

And then we have Merlin,

And these circumstances are quite extraordinary.

And they choose earth.

And they...

And they'll go wherever you want.

And they're growing at an exponential rate.

And this message is to my creators:

And this museum is closed for eternity.

And we must claim the staff before it is too late.

And what do these glyphs say about it?

And when the account of the ages is etched into the cosmos,

And yet, deep down inside,

And you act like a bunch ofjunkyard dogs!

And you, miss viviane,

And you're all that stand in its way.

And you're not gonna open it?

And your world will be reborn,

And...

Another glorious, boring day.

Any longer, they'd have snagged our location.

Anyway, meet Cade.

Are gonna kill you long before a bullet, my corpulent comrade.

Are in a desperate fight.

Are Merlin's last descendant here on earth, and as such,

Are you all right?

Are you crazy?

Are you lost?

Are you sure?

Are you technically considered overweight?

Are you the new prime minister?

Aren't you the tribal chief?

Around the original round table.

Arthur c. Clarke. Impressive.

Arthur, you are my king.

Arthur.

As the 12th Earl of folgan, by the power imbued

At last, cogman. It begins.

At least she's still here, bro.

At least tell me that I've been abducted by one of the famous ones.

At the heart of every legend,

At what's smack in the center of that perfect circle.

Aunt Helen.

Autobot ship's gonna drop the ospreys.

Autobots, attack!

Autobots, get ready.

Awhile!

Ay, chihuahua.

Baby, free at last!

Back up. Hurry up, back up.

Back! Be quiet! Do not hit me again!

Battle of the marne, battle of passchendaele.

Be there if you want to know how it all ends.

Beach time! Ready?

Because as you no doubt have surmised,

Because it's horseshit.

Because without you,

Bee and hot rod are down! Autobots down!

Bee, get to your ship. Good luck.

Bee, go around, find another way! Come on!

Bee, I'm gonna divert the cops!

Bee, let's move!

Bee?

Bee?

Bee's always had my back. It's my turn to have his. Go.

Behind the lines, during the war, they called him many things.

Believe that we can be heroes in our own lives.

Bequeathed to him by an alien race. Fused with his DNA.

Big beautiful woman.

Big personalities just sort of clashing and bloody.

Bit of a shock, isn't it?

Blinded by the sun.

Blow it up!

Bogeys dead ahead!

Bogeys inbound. Bogeys inbound.

Book of cyber kells.

Boom.

Booyah! Big time.

Brace for impact!

Brace, brace, brace!

Brave, muscles sinewed,

Brilliant minds, explorers, scientists, artists, world leaders.

Broke our asses bagging these Decepticons.

Brought me over here on the plane.

Brush your teeth, work hard.

Bumblebee?

Bumblebee.

Bumblebee. Your voice.

But he just burst out of the elevator.

But he's so nice.

But I could show you how to kill him.

But I do need you to marshal all your resources...

But I do so very much want to crush his windpipe.

But I know it's something, because it's got you

But i'ma kill you later.

But if I could, for one moment, change this world for the better,

But now our worlds are joined as one.

But now this,

But please don't let ours die, too.

But she does have a rather nice fight or flight response.

But the government requests that he does not leave the county.

But there was too much trf firepower.

But these alien beings keep arriving.

But they all died out.

But this Merlin is no wizard.

But you can listen.

But you have to understand, we britons

But you're being a baby about it, sqweeks.

But, my lord, you have been waiting for this moment for 71 years.

By his majesty king Arthur

By some over educated ivory tower Princess in a stripper dress?

C h a s t e.

C09 man?

C09 man?

Cade yeager. I'm an inventor.

Cade, I have failed you.

Cade, I just want to tell you, i love you, man.

Cade, that's what you get for taking the yellow bugger.

Cade, this is my family.

Cade, what's with this c 3po rip off?

Cade!

Cade!

Cade?

Cade. That thingy... that code.

Calling all autobots.

Can I borrow your cell phone? I've got to text my daughter.

Can save everything we've ever known.

Can wield this instrument of absolute power.

Can't touch this!

Cannot confirm decepticon.

Carbon monoxide, and perhaps a small gasoline drinking problem

Careful.

Carry on.

Castro lets them sun on his beaches.

Celibate?

Certain alien associates of his released.

Channel it into other things.

Charge!

Charge!

Check out that classy chassis.

Chickens!

Chihuahua.

Chihuahua.

Chinese call them "horns from hell".

Christ alive, you're one of them!

CIA's had him under pred surveillance for a while now.

Classified.

Cogman, blast them!

Cogman, get me to London, okay?

Cogman! What is... what is all this?

Cogman? Glass 17c is missing. Did you break it?

Cogman? Ls that normal?

Colonel Lennox just hit the deck.

Come and get some, you little bitch!

Come back here, grimlock!

Come meet your maker.

Come on, buddy, sit up. Let's hear it.

Come on, come on, come on!

Come on, come on, come on!

Come on, come on, come on. Hurry, hurry, they're coming.

Come on, come on!

Come on, come on. Answer me, come on!

Come on, get up!

Come on, hustle. Ianda/e, éndale!

Come on, man. Million year old legendary warrior

Come on, old man, get there!

Come on, say it! You wanted the alien blaster.

Come on, Simmons, you said no work today.

Come on, that building right there!

Come on, we got to get to the top!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Come on, no time, let's go.

Coming your way, Lennox.

Command, be advised, ignition chamber is tumbling.

Commander in chief wants that weapon,

Confirmation. Hostages are clear.

Conjunction is imminent.

Conjurer of spirits, master of the dark arts!

Conn, sonar. Alien contact going vertical.

Conn, sonar. Alien contact, 1,000 yards and closing.

Conn, sonar. Alien contact, bearing 150, range 1,000 yards.

Conn, sonar. He's going deep!

Conn, sonar. It's coming back around.

Contact bearing 150.

Contact the zulu module.

Contact, ignition chamber.

Contact, ignition chamber. Target in sight.

Control, cogman. You must learn to control that impulse.

Control, spread it out, spread it out.

Control. Ace one, going to the bay.

Cool. You want to get punched in the face, like, really hard?

Corner her!

Crazy family, huh?

Cut the shit, Cade... And get me my car back.

Cybertron is coming.

Cybertron's ancient enemy.

Cyclops, 21,000 feet.

Cyclops, eyeball kingfish.

Cyclops, it appears kingfish is on the move.

Cyclops, zoom in on target.

Cyclops. Decepticons approaching junkyard target.

Damn it, grimlock! We're guests here!

Damn it!

Damn you, tell me where it is!

Damn, forgot about that cluster bomb.

Damn! You don't have to kill people.

Damn. I almost had a heart attack!

Daytrader is a punk ass bitch.

Daytrader! Son of a bitch actually came through with our ship!

Daytrader! The hell are you doing here?

Daytrader's here.

Decepticon barricade was spotted at that same location.

Decepticon fired a rocket.

Decepticons are coming.

Decepticons have just been given Yeager's location.

Decepticons in sight 100%.

Decepticons seem just as interested in these structures as we are.

Decepticons, retreat!

Definitely gonna kill y'all mofos later.

Did you drag me to some transformer retirement home?

Did you forget who I am?

Did you have a backup plan, sir?

Did you see that? Hang on!

Didn't even take the money. No.

Directly towards our strike group.

Do I know you, human?

Do it!

Do it!

Do not hit me again!

Do not mess with me at this moment!

Do not take this title away from me, Cade.

Do not touch that!

Do you have a dungeon?

Do you know how to operate it?

Do you know what father didn't have?

Do you like the dentist? No.

Do you seek redemption, prime?

Do you understand?

Do you?

Doc, come in, doc.

Doctor of philosophy, also Oxford.

Does he have to loom like that?

Does this job even have healthcare?

Dominic modeled potential casualties in the tens of millions.

Don't attack until I say.

Don't be a hero, hound. We're out of here now!

Don't call me chief. My name is sherman.

Don't do it, bee!

Don't eat cars. Don't eat cars.

Don't freak me out.

Don't get any better than that.

Don't get it fixed, autobot's about to bleed out.

Don't go near 'em till you're sure they're dead.

Don't kill the messenger

Don't let it go!

Don't say a word. Okay?

Don't say that. What's "ah"?

Don't slide off the edge!

Don't touch him.

Don't touch him. I'm gonna go and get changed.

Don't try to snooker me. Get it right.

Don't.

Done.

Double murder. Triple murder. Nine dead.

Dozens of strikes currently modeled.

Dreadbot.

Dreadbot. In for bank robbery.

Drift, now!

Drink and money.

Drop it!

Drop the cruiser right now!

Drop the weapon.

Dsv 2, stay close. Stay close.

Dsv 2, stay on our tail.

Dude, I think it's dead.

Dude, I was getting chased when your little weirdo buddy

Eagle eye, tag him.

Earth is unicron.

Earth will follow two hours later.

Earth, the only place in the universe

Earth... unicron?

Easy, bee. Easy.

Easy, buddy. Yeah.

Easy!

Easy. Easy, all right?

Edmund Hillary, Teddy Roosevelt, copernicus,

Einstein would've been tickled pink. Foo foo!

End of the world.

End of times sort of thing. I mean it.

Endless waves of them.

Enemy fighters!

Enough,enough,enough. Just tell me! Now!

Every one of us,

Every story whispered around the campfire

Everybody, grab your chutes, we're bailing!

Everybody, this is Cade.

Excellent. We are going to england.

Eyeball target, ignition chamber. We found it.

Facial mapping engaged

Far as you're concerned, my boyfriend.

Feels nice.

Fight, fight, fight.

Fight's on, fight's on, fight's on.

Fight's on.

Find it and prepare to engage.

Fine.

Fine.

Fire!

First flames, dude!

First impact will be Alpha station.

Flight, push tactical when airborne.

Flip ir to eo.

Follow me!

Follow me. I'm gonna lead the way.

For all that is good in mankind.

For our world, I activate this portal!

For you alone.

For you.

For your ugly great great granddad's bones

Formality.

Fourteen.

Freeze!

From some computer somewhere and track you down.

Gave it to your precious humans.

General Washington,

General, I'm in my chute.

General, we're gonna prep a halo jump

Get down, bee!

Get down, get down, get down!

Get in the plane.

Get in there.

Get it off my desk.

Get off, you maggot!

Get out of here! My weapon will stop the time!

Get out of the bird! Go!

Get out of the way!

Get over here!

Get preds and satellites eyes on.

Get that out of my face.

Get that ship clear of the crush zone now!

Get that staff,

Get us out of here, bee.

Giotto, Michelangelo, Darwin, Churchill, Einstein,

Give it to him.

Give it to me.

Give me the staff, human.

Give me this one. You definitely gimme this one.

Go on, push! Move your fat ass! Push! Squeeze!

Go on!

Go over to that desk. There's a photograph there.

Go to hell!

Go, go, go!

Go, go, go!

Go, go!

Go!

Go. Go.

God, get out of the way, man! Ls that water?

God, I'm sozzled!

God!

Goddamn, they're all around us

Goes back 40 generations.

Gog sump!

Gonna blow your head off, Megatron!

Good afternoon. Ls the prime minister in?

Good boy.

Good choice. Good choice.

Good girl. Come on. There's a good girl.

Good job, little friend.

Good luck and godspeed.

Good luck to both of you.

Good luck!

Good men will die without your help.

Good to see you.

Good.

Good. Don't let us get caught, cogman.

Good. Let's go.

Gotcha!

Government doesn't want us to go in here.

Grab as many weapons as you can.

Grab the staff, viviane!

Great, thank you. Yes. Yes!

Great! I love dungeons!

Great. Look, if you're hungry, i got some frozen pizza burritos.

Guardian knights, transform. Dragon is yours to command.

Guys do stupid stuff like that.

Guys, the meters are freaking.

Had in spades and he was utterly lacking?

Halt! This is protected land!

Hands off! There is a time and a place for everything.

Hang on!

Hang on!

Hang on. Look at this.

Harriet tubman, the Wright brothers,

Has a logical explanation.

Has another name. Unicron.

Have all our subs converge on that chokepoint.

Have you ever felt like that, Mr. Cade?

Have you found a man yet, viviane?

He can't transform.

He didn't make it, bee. I'm coming out solo.

He doesn't like it.

He drunk sewage water, committed suicide. He was quite mad.

He got us up front so we die first.

He had to leave a clue, didn't he?

He is a "headmaster". A very rare breed.

He is.

He likes it down here.

He looks hard as wood.

He promised a weapon, one of great power.

He says you're in charge of this now.

He swore an oath to your father to protect you.

He swore it.

He thinks it's still the year 1918 or 1914. Something like that.

He very much wanted to tell you that.

He was an ass.

He will be here, Lancelot.

He will be here.

He's a positive match, sir. It's Cade yeager.

He's a soldier, miss viviane.

He's a worthless drunkard!

He's been seen at all six horn locations around the world.

He's definitely, definitely dead.

He's down. Bravo team, extract those kids.

He's gonna be here!

He's gonna deal with all this shit!

He's gonna save our asses!

He's got a big mouth.

He's here.

He's very little. Very tiring.

Hell, I was born a hero.

Hell, my dad never called me.

Hello there!

Hello, lamborghini!

Hello!

Hello!

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? Dad?

Hello. I'm Marie.

Hello. Master Cade, i have been sent to collect you.

Helm, all ahead flank.

Help! I'm being kidnapped!

Help! Yes, yes, hello!

Helped turn the tide of war, you know?

Her majesty's royal Navy, order of the witwiccans,

Here comes the most irritating, annoying transformer on earth.

Here goes, bee.

Here she go. Look at her, walking all strong with pigtails.

Here they come.

Here they come.

Here. On earth.

Hey, am I being blackmailed by a 12 year old?

Hey, Cade, I'm reluctant to say this to you, but

Hey, Cade, you mind if I bail?

Hey, Cade. He gave him this.

Hey, calm the temper, okay?

Hey, can I come? He might need me.

Hey, chief! Wow, nice...

Hey, corner.

Hey, don't take any aggression out on me.

Hey, don't talk to that leprechaun!

Hey, give it to me, I'll take it off you.

Hey, guys, you gotta cut the crap.

Hey, guys.

Hey, little guy.

Hey, look at me. Would he want you to die, too?

Hey, mister!

Hey, sir. This area is active.

Hey, there is some scary shit going on out there.

Hey, those are the feds.

Hey, you know human beings lose their temper, right?

Hey, you know there's a reward for turning you in.

Hey, z, come on over here and work on a real bot.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! It's all I got in my bag of tricks, so you might want to hop in.

Hey! Mister! Your trailer's on fire.

Hey! This is the real world. Okay? Let's go!

Hey! We're not giving up on prime, okay?

Hey! Where are the keys?

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hide in that room!

Hide! Hide!

His sworn enemy, Megatron... Vanished.

History is being rewritten and you want to talk about a man.

Hold it! Hold.

Hold on, we're going down!

Hold on!

Hold on!

Hold your fire! Hold it!

Home.

Honor.

Honorable men.

Hostile intent. Hostile intent.

Hot rod.

Hound said you can only listen to her.

Hound, pull up the sat phone.

Hound's in town.

How about putin?

How about you trying to carry all this stuff?

How are we gonna get out of this?

How are we gonna save the world with this?

How did you get in here?

How long has this been here?

How long's that been going on?

How much do you weigh?

How much of our time remains?

Human civilization as we know it will change in 12 hours.

Hurry, man, they're dissolving scrotums. Let's go.

Hurry, move! Quick, quick, quick!

I am Bumblebee, your oldest friend.

I am Nemesis prime.

I am not a failed inventor.

I am optimus prime

I am optimus prime,

I am quintessa, the prime of life.

I am so much better than all of them!

I barely understand what's coming out of your mouth.

I beg of you.

I believed in one of the great ones.

I brought the troops, man. I brought the troops.

I can hear it in my nightmares.

I can no longer join you.

I can't believe it didn't work.

I can't do it without you.

I can't even lift weights.

I can't go to jail. I'm too skinny for jail.

I can't. You keep it.

I could've cut an oak tree down at my house and...

I didn't come all this way for nothing.

I do so love perfect timing.

I do.

I don't care if it's a z, an emoji, or a dollar sign,

I don't got a home.

I don't have enough ammo for that thing.

I don't know what to do.

I don't know what you're smoking in that pipe, man, but...

I don't know where to find this bloody staff.

I don't know, vaguely racist.

I don't sell out friends.

I don't think it worked.

I don't think so.

I don't want anything.

I don't...With you.

I felt her. She must not enter.

I felt it go through me!

I fight for my own kind! My own planet!

I go and visit her, we both get arrested.

I got a call from a very irate janitor at Trinity library.

I got a hail Mary. How about physics?

I got bogeys coming in hot, one o'clock.

I got the leg!

I got thermals everywhere. These things, they...

I got three bogeys.

I had it, cogman.

I had my moment.

I hate Rodrigo.

I hate to ask... but we need your help.

I have doomed earth.

I have found your staff of power.

I have not heard it

I have those.

I have to get in there!

I heard that before.

I heard that, hound.

I just found optimus prime!

I just got to call someone.

I kicked more ass in prison.

I knew you couldn't do it.

I know the government when I see the government.

I know what I'm doing. Don't rush me.

I know where you live, Enrique.

I know who can lead us to it.

I know you got chief sherman's cruiser.

I know your world was destroyed. I'm sorry.

I know, but you gotta do it outside now, okay?

I know, but you're coming into your power now, all right?

I know, I know, but I'm not knighthood material, I'm afraid.

I know, right?

I know! I saw it!

I left the 'hood to not get shot

I let him out, we all die terrible deaths.

I live here.

I love her.

I love this car!

I love violence.

I made that shit up.

I made you.

I mean, but we can be flexible.

I mean, it's just dusty old books.

I mean, so sad, you know? But then, I mean...

I mean, there are lots of adverts, some of them very tempting.

I mean... battle of the marne, battle of the somme,

I must have been that tall.

I need a favor, folgers. I'd do it myself, but I can't.

I need tac nuke authority.

I need that talisman!

I never got to say hi.

I never had a brother.

I now Grant you, Seymour rutherford Simmons...

I only got the good stuff, Cade. Come on.

I prefer the word "sociopath".

I repeat, chamber is broke loose. It is falling.

I save you!

I saw it. A dying knight gave it to a human.

I see it, I see it.

I should not have eaten all of that Tijuana street machinery.

I still got him in training.

I stop the time.

I suck at this game!

I surrender.

I swear, I am wasting my time protecting you.

I think I got a bogey at four o'clock.

I think it's here!

I think it's really happening this time!

I think that you're quite, you know, brave.

I think the purpose... I think the... We'll find out what the purpose is.

I thought a meal, a last meal, would be in order.

I told my students that was bullshit.

I told no one of your existence. No one!

I told you, this is a junkyard.

I want air ops locking down this transport.

I want to stay and I want to fight them.

I want to thank you.

I want you airborne with your team to the uk asap.

I was making the moment more epic.

I was the first off the sub.

I will eff you up!

I will explain everything if you'll kindly come with me.

I will fight anyone who stands in my way.

I will keep this very simple.

I will kill you, flying rat!

I will kill you!

I will kill you.

I will lay down my life for you,

I will lead the way into her chamber.

I will never betray you again.

I will send you back to cybertron in a little tiny box.

I would give up everything. Everything!

I would lay down my life for you.

I wouldn't do that.

I'd cauterize the artery and re channel the central flow into the... the...

I'd give up drink, money, worn...

I'd grab the spaceship and blow this dirtball planet.

I'd like to at least keep my blaster.

I'd love a snuggle with Agnes. Do I look available?

I'll be right back!

I'll bounce in the morning.

I'll burn you so bad you'll wish you'd died as a child.

I'll handle it, brother Simmons, fear not.

I'll have 17 minutes to brief the president.

I'll set and bump with you in 10 minutes.

I'll suck your brains!

I'll use the old entrance. Good afternoon.

I'm a fugitive, all right?

I'm a liar, I'm a charlatan. I've deceived my whole life.