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Beowulf

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Title: Beowulf: Epic Adventure Unleashed
Release Year: 2007
Genre: Action, Fantasy

Cast:
- Ray Winstone as Beowulf
- Anthony Hopkins as King Hrothgar
- Angelina Jolie as Grendel's Mother
- Robin Wright Penn as Queen Wealhtheow
- John Malkovich as Unferth
- Brendan Gleeson as Wiglaf
- Crispin Glover as Grendel
- Alison Lohman as Ursula

Director: Robert Zemeckis
Producer: Steve Starkey, Robert Zemeckis
Music: Alan Silvestri
Screenplay: Neil Gaiman, Roger Avary
Cinematography: Robert Presley
Production Company: ImageMovers, Shangri-La Entertainment

Beowulf: Epic Adventure Unleashed is an action-packed fantasy film based on the legendary Old English epic poem "Beowulf." Directed by Robert Zemeckis, this cinematic masterpiece was released in 2007, taking audiences on a thrilling journey back to the age of heroism and mythical beasts.

The film boasts an incredible cast, with the talented Ray Winstone portraying the fearless hero, Beowulf. Winstone brings both strength and vulnerability to the character, embodying the valiant warrior determined to defeat the monstrous creatures terrorizing King Hrothgar's kingdom.

The formidable Anthony Hopkins masterfully portrays King Hrothgar, the ruler plagued by the relentless attacks of the terrifying beast, Grendel. Robin Wright Penn mesmerizes as Queen Wealhtheow, whose strength and grace add depth to the story. The enigmatic Grendel's Mother is portrayed by the alluring Angelina Jolie, adding a touch of mysterious allure to this epic tale. John Malkovich's portrayal of Unferth, a skeptical nobleman, adds intrigue and complexity to the plot.

Beowulf: Epic Adventure Unleashed explores the precarious relationship between heroism and humanity. It delves into themes such as honor, sacrifice, and the eternal struggle between good and evil. The movie's stunning visual effects, combined with its epic score by acclaimed composer Alan Silvestri, create an immersive and captivating experience for the audience.

The film stays true to the original poem's core elements, while also adding its own artistic interpretation. Robert Zemeckis's motion-capture technology brings the legendary characters to life, blurring the lines between reality and fantasy. The painstaking attention to detail helps create a vivid and stunning world that invites viewers to step into the ancient Scandinavian lore of Beowulf.

Now, the immersive soundscape, composed by Alan Silvestri, can be enjoyed as a standalone epic masterpiece. Dive into the heroic melodies, thunderous battle percussion, and haunting choral arrangements that capture the essence of this ancient saga. Whether you are a fan of the film or simply appreciate sweeping scores that transport you to another realm, these captivating compositions are sure to leave you enthralled.

Play and download the sounds of Beowulf: Epic Adventure Unleashed here (insert download link) and allow yourself to be swept away by the powerful emotions these compositions evoke. Relive the epic battles, feel the weight of the hero's journey, and embark on an auditory adventure unlike any other.

Beowulf: Epic Adventure Unleashed is hailed as a cinematic feat, successfully bringing the ancient saga to life in a visually stunning and emotionally intense manner. It pays homage to the original poem while breathing new life into the story for a wider audience.

So, whether you choose to watch the film or immerse yourself in the captivating soundscape, Beowulf: Epic Adventure Unleashed will take you on a thrilling and unforgettable journey through the legendary tale of a hero's courage and the timeless battle against darkness.

Beowulf
A beauty so costly?
A beauty so costly?
A boastful fool.
A boastful fool.
A dragon!
A dragon!
A gift fit for a king.
A gift fit for a king.
A hero! A hero! I knew the sea would bring us a hero!
A hero! A hero! I knew the sea would bring us a hero!
A little thing like this isn't going to finish you off.
A little thing like this isn't going to finish you off.
A man like you could own the greatest tale ever sung.
A man like you could own the greatest tale ever sung.
A mighty warrior who cannot even win a swimming match!
A mighty warrior who cannot even win a swimming match!
A sword! Give me a sword!
A sword! Give me a sword!
A warrior's mind must be unblurred, my Lord.
A warrior's mind must be unblurred, my Lord.
Abstinence prior to battle is essential!
Abstinence prior to battle is essential!
Ac nan men.
Ac nan men.
Again and again, the monsters attacked!
Again and again, the monsters attacked!
Against Grendel,
Against Grendel,
Alas, my Queen,
Alas, my Queen,
All hail King Beowulf.
All hail King Beowulf.
All hail the great Beowulf,
All hail the great Beowulf,
All right, back! Back!
All right, back! Back!
All that I possess, my kingdom,
All that I possess, my kingdom,
All three of them?
All three of them?
Always a hero comes home
Always a hero comes home
An empty nothing.
An empty nothing.
And all of you,
And all of you,
And all powerful.
And all powerful.
And because he killed the demon Grendel
And because he killed the demon Grendel
And counting the gold and loot in the afternoon
And counting the gold and loot in the afternoon
And dragged me to the bottom.
And dragged me to the bottom.
And even my lovely young Queen,
And even my lovely young Queen,
And fate
And fate
And for all of us,
And for all of us,
And get on with our bloody lives!
And get on with our bloody lives!
And he will have no more, for all his talk.
And he will have no more, for all his talk.
And he'd killed one of them with his bare hands.
And he'd killed one of them with his bare hands.
And heave!
And heave!
And I have no weapon capable of slaying a monster.
And I have no weapon capable of slaying a monster.
And I plunged it into its heart.
And I plunged it into its heart.
And I shall weave you riches beyond imagination.
And I shall weave you riches beyond imagination.
And I you.
And I you.
And kill the monster in its den?
And kill the monster in its den?
And laid its mother in her grave...
And laid its mother in her grave...
And let the nightmare start all over again?
And let the nightmare start all over again?
And live out your remaining years in peace?
And live out your remaining years in peace?
And make sure your thanes secure the doors.
And make sure your thanes secure the doors.
And my name shall be remembered forever.
And my name shall be remembered forever.
And one by one, he took them on They perished at his hand
And one by one, he took them on They perished at his hand
And our people shall be grateful till the Ragnarok.
And our people shall be grateful till the Ragnarok.
And seal the hall! Close the doors and the windows.
And seal the hall! Close the doors and the windows.
And so young.
And so young.
And swiving beautiful women every evening.
And swiving beautiful women every evening.
And tender.
And tender.
And the benches, and the walls.
And the benches, and the walls.
And the day after, we celebrate the birth of Hallend Christ.
And the day after, we celebrate the birth of Hallend Christ.
And the drinking horn, do you have it?
And the drinking horn, do you have it?
And the mother's mate? Where is Grendel's father?
And the mother's mate? Where is Grendel's father?
And the snow barriers to the great island kingdom.
And the snow barriers to the great island kingdom.
And their leader Beowulf is an imposing...
And their leader Beowulf is an imposing...
And then, my lords, he took his sword And brought it to its knees...
And then, my lords, he took his sword And brought it to its knees...
And this golden horn remains in my keeping,
And this golden horn remains in my keeping,
And this shall be a place of merriment, joy, and fornication!
And this shall be a place of merriment, joy, and fornication!
And this troll of yours will trouble you no more.
And this troll of yours will trouble you no more.
And to feast in your legendary mead hall.
And to feast in your legendary mead hall.
And we are so damned grateful, mighty Beowulf.
And we are so damned grateful, mighty Beowulf.
And when I pulled the sword free from her corpse,
And when I pulled the sword free from her corpse,
And when she followed, that's where I struck,
And when she followed, that's where I struck,
And while you're sleeping, what're we meant to do?
And while you're sleeping, what're we meant to do?
And with it came sea monsters.
And with it came sea monsters.
And you killed, what was it? 20?
And you killed, what was it? 20?
And you, mighty Wiglaf,
And you, mighty Wiglaf,
And your women.
And your women.
Another restless night?
Another restless night?
Archers!
Archers!
Archers.
Archers.
Are you hurt?
Are you hurt?
Are you still with me?
Are you still with me?
Are you the one they call Beowulf?
Are you the one they call Beowulf?
As far south as the middle kingdom and as far north as the ice lands.
As far south as the middle kingdom and as far north as the ice lands.
As long as it is with you, it will never be lost.
As long as it is with you, it will never be lost.
As long as you hold me in your heart
As long as you hold me in your heart
Aye.
Aye.
Aye.
Aye.
Balls! The king must never engage in direct battle.
Balls! The king must never engage in direct battle.
Bards sing of Hrothgar's shame
Bards sing of Hrothgar's shame
Beautiful, and full of fine promises.
Beautiful, and full of fine promises.
Because I thought it had to be a different Beowulf,
Because I thought it had to be a different Beowulf,
Because it's late and it's dark and the monster could arrive at any moment!
Because it's late and it's dark and the monster could arrive at any moment!
Because my Lord Beowulf is a mighty hero
Because my Lord Beowulf is a mighty hero
Because, you see, the Beowulf I heard of
Because, you see, the Beowulf I heard of
Beowulf be praised!
Beowulf be praised!
Beowulf,
Beowulf,
Beowulf, I'll hope to see you in the morning, Odin willing.
Beowulf, I'll hope to see you in the morning, Odin willing.
Beowulf, son of Ecgtheow, shall be king!
Beowulf, son of Ecgtheow, shall be king!
Beowulf!
Beowulf!
Beowulf!
Beowulf!
Beowulf? Ecgtheow's little boy?
Beowulf? Ecgtheow's little boy?
Beowulf.
Beowulf.
Beowulf.
Beowulf.
Beowulf.
Beowulf.
Beowulf.
Beowulf.
Beowulf. Come.
Beowulf. Come.
Beowulf. Where is he? Where?
Beowulf. Where is he? Where?
Bollocks, Wiglaf.
Bollocks, Wiglaf.
Brave thane.
Brave thane.
Bring it here!
Bring it here!
But always a hero comes home
But always a hero comes home
But answer me, did you kill her?
But answer me, did you kill her?
But as a man,
But as a man,
But blood to be cleaned from the floor
But blood to be cleaned from the floor
But can I ask a question, as a huge admirer of yours?
But can I ask a question, as a huge admirer of yours?
But I was gonna bring it back, Master. I swear.
But I was gonna bring it back, Master. I swear.
But I will kill your monster.
But I will kill your monster.
But in the morning, there was nothing left of any of them
But in the morning, there was nothing left of any of them
But it's true, I did not win the race.
But it's true, I did not win the race.
But now the golden horn has returned to you.
But now the golden horn has returned to you.
But now, well, nothing is as good as it should have been.
But now, well, nothing is as good as it should have been.
But the armor suited you better when you were younger.
But the armor suited you better when you were younger.
But they are no beggars,
But they are no beggars,
But this demon's tempest will not hold us out
But this demon's tempest will not hold us out
But today, the monster's reign has ended.
But today, the monster's reign has ended.
But victory was his, not yours.
But victory was his, not yours.
But would you do me the honor of telling me your name?
But would you do me the honor of telling me your name?
Cain, you clumsy idiot!
Cain, you clumsy idiot!
Cain! Cain!
Cain! Cain!
Can you blame them?
Can you blame them?
Come forth!
Come forth!
Come on, come on! Come on! Come on!
Come on, come on! Come on! Come on!
Come on, Frisian. Speak up!
Come on, Frisian. Speak up!
Come on, my mighty lust limb can transport you to paradise,
Come on, my mighty lust limb can transport you to paradise,
Come to bed, my sweet.
Come to bed, my sweet.
Come to save our pathetic Danish skins, eh?
Come to save our pathetic Danish skins, eh?
Come with me. I want to show you something.
Come with me. I want to show you something.
Come, let us drink to their memory.
Come, let us drink to their memory.
Come, Wealthow, let us pound the pillows.
Come, Wealthow, let us pound the pillows.
Come! Arm yourselves!
Come! Arm yourselves!
Come.
Come.
Coward!
Coward!
Crushed the skulls of sea serpents,
Crushed the skulls of sea serpents,
Damn you!
Damn you!
Damn you! What was it?
Damn you! What was it?
Dark things from the sea's depths.
Dark things from the sea's depths.
Dead.
Dead.
Dead.
Dead.
Demon!
Demon!
Demonkind will slip back into the darkness from whence it came.
Demonkind will slip back into the darkness from whence it came.
Did you kill her?
Did you kill her?
Died in battle with sea raiders two winters back.
Died in battle with sea raiders two winters back.
Do you hear her?
Do you hear her?
Do you recognize it?
Do you recognize it?
Do you want me to go in with you?
Do you want me to go in with you?
Do you?
Do you?
Does he?
Does he?
Don't go, I beg you!
Don't go, I beg you!
Don't speak of such things, my Lord.
Don't speak of such things, my Lord.
Don't touch me!
Don't touch me!
Enough frican' about!
Enough frican' about!
Even with all your riches,
Even with all your riches,
Everything in its time, Beowulf.
Everything in its time, Beowulf.
Everything, everything
Everything, everything
Eyes blue as the sea and the sky
Eyes blue as the sea and the sky
Fallible and flawed.
Fallible and flawed.
Famed across the world
Famed across the world
Father!
Father!
Fear and shame.
Fear and shame.
Fight me!
Fight me!
Fight me!
Fight me!
Fight me.
Fight me.
Find a good man and bear him children. But bear him a son.
Find a good man and bear him children. But bear him a son.
First, the hero and I must talk.
First, the hero and I must talk.
Fish and wolf and bear
Fish and wolf and bear
Five days? In the name of Odin, no wonder my loins are burning!
Five days? In the name of Odin, no wonder my loins are burning!
For Beowulf!
For Beowulf!
For glory!
For glory!
For gold!
For gold!
For Unferth, for Unferth, my wisest advisor,
For Unferth, for Unferth, my wisest advisor,
For you, my Lord.
For you, my Lord.
Forever strong,
Forever strong,
Friesians, Danes and Franks
Friesians, Danes and Franks
From my conquests!
From my conquests!
From now until the end of time, I name this hall Herot!
From now until the end of time, I name this hall Herot!
From the frozen North to the shores of Vinland.
From the frozen North to the shores of Vinland.
Gently as she goes
Gently as she goes
Gently as she goes
Gently as she goes
Give him a gold piece and send him home.
Give him a gold piece and send him home.
Give me a child. Enter me and give me a son!
Give me a child. Enter me and give me a son!
Give me a son, brave thane.
Give me a son, brave thane.
Give me some mead, my Queen!
Give me some mead, my Queen!
Give me some of that!
Give me some of that!
God, help us.
God, help us.
Good boy.
Good boy.
Good night, Beowulf. Watch out for sea monsters.
Good night, Beowulf. Watch out for sea monsters.
Good night, Wiglaf.
Good night, Wiglaf.
Good night. Good night.
Good night. Good night.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good. Tie it off with more chain.
Good. Tie it off with more chain.
Granted.
Granted.
Great friend, there is something you should know.
Great friend, there is something you should know.
Grendel is dead. That's all that matters to me.
Grendel is dead. That's all that matters to me.
Grendel would not feel free to murder and gorge on your people
Grendel would not feel free to murder and gorge on your people
Grendel, what have you done?
Grendel, what have you done?
Grendel.
Grendel.
Grendel. He knocks.
Grendel. He knocks.
Grendel's arm!
Grendel's arm!
Grendel's father can do no harm to man.
Grendel's father can do no harm to man.
Grendel's mother, my son's mother, my...
Grendel's mother, my son's mother, my...
Grendel's mother? Father? Grendel's uncle?
Grendel's mother? Father? Grendel's uncle?
Hail, Beowulf! Hail, Beowulf!
Hail, Beowulf! Hail, Beowulf!
Hail, Beowulf! Hail, Beowulf!
Hail, Beowulf! Hail, Beowulf!
Hail, Beowulf! Hail, Beowulf! Hail, Beowulf!
Hail, Beowulf! Hail, Beowulf! Hail, Beowulf!
Hail, Beowulf! Hail, Beowulf! Hail, Beowulf!
Hail, Beowulf! Hail, Beowulf! Hail, Beowulf!
Has he grown his arm anew?
Has he grown his arm anew?
He broke the dragon's wings
He broke the dragon's wings
He calls your name in his sleep.
He calls your name in his sleep.
He can bother me no more.
He can bother me no more.
He faced a demon dragon When other men would freeze
He faced a demon dragon When other men would freeze
He goes where no one has gone
He goes where no one has gone
He goes where no one has gone
He goes where no one has gone
He has a story to tell.
He has a story to tell.
He has bad dreams.
He has bad dreams.
He must have fallen.
He must have fallen.
He never shook your faith
He never shook your faith
He offered us protection When monsters roamed the land
He offered us protection When monsters roamed the land
He ripped open the doors with his bare hands.
He ripped open the doors with his bare hands.
He risked his life and Brecca's
He risked his life and Brecca's
He rose up like a savior When every hope was gone
He rose up like a savior When every hope was gone
He stood 20 feet tall, possessing the strength of 10 men.
He stood 20 feet tall, possessing the strength of 10 men.
He was
He was
He was fleeing the Wulfings
He was fleeing the Wulfings
He was the prince
He was the prince
He will kill the monster. Did you hear that? Grendel will die.
He will kill the monster. Did you hear that? Grendel will die.
He will pay, meen darling.
He will pay, meen darling.
He's a king, and kings have a lot on their conscience.
He's a king, and kings have a lot on their conscience.
He's done it!
He's done it!
He's torn the limbs from the beast! Beowulf has killed him!
He's torn the limbs from the beast! Beowulf has killed him!
Heart burning like fire in the night
Heart burning like fire in the night
Heave!
Heave!
Heave! Heave!
Heave! Heave!
Heave! Heave!
Heave! Heave!
Her mother was from Iceland And she was mighty hot
Her mother was from Iceland And she was mighty hot
Her sister was from Norway She cost me 20 groats
Her sister was from Norway She cost me 20 groats
Here, my beauty, give me a kiss.
Here, my beauty, give me a kiss.
His memory will live on
His memory will live on
His mother.
His mother.
His name will live forever.
His name will live forever.
His song shall be sung forever.
His song shall be sung forever.
Hold fast!
Hold fast!
Hold your oars up!
Hold your oars up!
Hondshew, make me feel you're pretending to listen to me.
Hondshew, make me feel you're pretending to listen to me.
How can I ever lay with you, knowing you laid with her?
How can I ever lay with you, knowing you laid with her?
How comforting, my husband.
How comforting, my husband.
How dare you waste the King's mead?
How dare you waste the King's mead?
How many monsters must I slay?
How many monsters must I slay?
Hrothgar!
Hrothgar!
Hrothgar! Hrothgar!
Hrothgar! Hrothgar!
Hrothgar! Hrothgar!
Hrothgar! Hrothgar!
Hrothgar! Hrothgar!
Hrothgar! Hrothgar!
Hrothgar! Hrothgar!
Hrothgar! Hrothgar!
Hrothgar! Hrothgar!
Hrothgar! Hrothgar!
Hrothgar! Hrothgar!
Hrothgar! Hrothgar!
Hrothgar! Hrothgar!
Hrothgar! Hrothgar!
Hrothgar! Hrothgar! Hrothgar!
Hrothgar! Hrothgar! Hrothgar!
Hrothgar! Hrothgar! Hrothgar! Hrothgar! Hrothgar! Hrothgar!
Hrothgar! Hrothgar! Hrothgar! Hrothgar! Hrothgar! Hrothgar!
Hrothgar! Hrothgar! Hrothgar! Hrothgar! Hrothgar! Hrothgar!
Hrothgar! Hrothgar! Hrothgar! Hrothgar! Hrothgar! Hrothgar!
Hrothgar.
Hrothgar.
I am Beowulf!
I am Beowulf!
I am Beowulf! And I am here to kill your monster.
I am Beowulf! And I am here to kill your monster.
I am not in the mood for merrymaking.
I am not in the mood for merrymaking.
I am not the man you think me to be!
I am not the man you think me to be!
I am ripper, tearer, slasher, gouger.
I am ripper, tearer, slasher, gouger.
I am sorry.
I am sorry.
I am the teeth in the darkness, the talons in the night.
I am the teeth in the darkness, the talons in the night.
I am Unferth, son of Ecglaf.
I am Unferth, son of Ecglaf.
I beat him for treading near such an unholy place.
I beat him for treading near such an unholy place.
I believe he still holds you in his heart.
I believe he still holds you in his heart.
I claimed her after my battle with Fafnir, the dragon of the Northern moors.
I claimed her after my battle with Fafnir, the dragon of the Northern moors.
I declare that on my death,
I declare that on my death,
I don't like the smell of this one, my Lord.
I don't like the smell of this one, my Lord.
I don't understand.
I don't understand.
I don't want anyone else. I want you.
I don't want anyone else. I want you.
I doubt that you will even have the belly to stay in the hall all night.
I doubt that you will even have the belly to stay in the hall all night.
I find it difficult to argue with a drunk.
I find it difficult to argue with a drunk.
I had hoped his mother had left the land long, long ago.
I had hoped his mother had left the land long, long ago.
I have 14 brave thanes with me. We have been long at sea.
I have 14 brave thanes with me. We have been long at sea.
I have a message for my father.
I have a message for my father.
I have always loved you, my Queen.
I have always loved you, my Queen.
I have another true thing to tell you, Unferth Kinslayer.
I have another true thing to tell you, Unferth Kinslayer.
I have drunk nothing, yet.
I have drunk nothing, yet.
I have no sons,
I have no sons,
I have something for the King.
I have something for the King.
I have spoken!
I have spoken!
I hear nothing.
I hear nothing.
I killed the monster with my own blade
I killed the monster with my own blade
I knew the greedy witch desired it, so I threw it into the swamp.
I knew the greedy witch desired it, so I threw it into the swamp.
I know that underneath your glamour
I know that underneath your glamour
I know who you are.
I know who you are.
I know your type.
I know your type.
I know.
I know.
I leave to this, our hero.
I leave to this, our hero.
I looked at him and said, "I am Beowulf!"
I looked at him and said, "I am Beowulf!"
I love you.
I love you.
I need no sword to kill you.
I need no sword to kill you.
I often wonder
I often wonder
I paid the blood debt for your father, and he swore his oath to me.
I paid the blood debt for your father, and he swore his oath to me.
I plunged Hrunting into Grendel's mother's chest
I plunged Hrunting into Grendel's mother's chest
I said I have something for the King.
I said I have something for the King.
I saw it, Your Majesty, vomiting fire and smoke!
I saw it, Your Majesty, vomiting fire and smoke!
I saw our whole village burn. Children screaming as they died!
I saw our whole village burn. Children screaming as they died!
I see nothing but the wind and the rain!
I see nothing but the wind and the rain!
I see you've brought me treasure.
I see you've brought me treasure.
I see you've survived.
I see you've survived.
I severed the brute's head.
I severed the brute's head.
I shall make you
I shall make you
I should never have told you.
I should never have told you.
I should never have told you.
I should never have told you.
I swam against Brecca.
I swam against Brecca.
I swam against Brecca.
I swam against Brecca.
I thought there were no more heroes foolish enough
I thought there were no more heroes foolish enough
I told you we were too old to be heroes.
I told you we were too old to be heroes.
I used to think being a king was about battling every morning
I used to think being a king was about battling every morning
I want a kiss! Give me a kiss! I want a kiss!
I want a kiss! Give me a kiss! I want a kiss!
I want mead!
I want mead!
I want you to raise the first cup.
I want you to raise the first cup.
I want you, my King.
I want you, my King.
I was asleep when he arrived.
I was asleep when he arrived.
I was conserving my strength for the final stretch
I was conserving my strength for the final stretch
I was rather hoping to die in battle as a warrior should!
I was rather hoping to die in battle as a warrior should!
I was thinking about your father. Great man.
I was thinking about your father. Great man.
I was weak.
I was weak.
I was wrong to doubt you before, and I shall not again.
I was wrong to doubt you before, and I shall not again.
I wish you'd have been there last night to see me kill the monster.
I wish you'd have been there last night to see me kill the monster.
I wonder how many men have died for love of her beauty.
I wonder how many men have died for love of her beauty.
I wonder if Beowulf's strength is only in his arms, or in his legs as well,
I wonder if Beowulf's strength is only in his arms, or in his legs as well,
I, Beowulf, killed a tribe of giants on the Orkneys,
I, Beowulf, killed a tribe of giants on the Orkneys,
I'll be here.
I'll be here.
I'll have your lizard head on a spike!
I'll have your lizard head on a spike!
I'll ride down to the mooring, prepare the boat.
I'll ride down to the mooring, prepare the boat.
I'll show it first to Beowulf. The King needs to see it.
I'll show it first to Beowulf. The King needs to see it.
I'm Finn of Frisia
I'm Finn of Frisia
I'm here, my King.
I'm here, my King.
I'm not going to eat you.
I'm not going to eat you.
I'm something you left behind,
I'm something you left behind,
I'm sorry I ever doubted you.
I'm sorry I ever doubted you.
I'm sorry I ran away, Master. But please don't hurt me no more.
I'm sorry I ran away, Master. But please don't hurt me no more.
I'm sure it did.
I'm sure it did.
I'm sure your imagination must be teeming with them.
I'm sure your imagination must be teeming with them.
I've come to kill your monster.
I've come to kill your monster.
I've let it be known that I will give half the gold in my kingdom
I've let it be known that I will give half the gold in my kingdom
If we die, it'll be for glory, not for gold.
If we die, it'll be for glory, not for gold.
If we really want in!
If we really want in!
If you destroy my Grendel for me,
If you destroy my Grendel for me,
If your strength and heart was as strong and fierce as your words,
If your strength and heart was as strong and fierce as your words,
In a moment.
In a moment.
In a new hall, mighty and beautiful!
In a new hall, mighty and beautiful!
In the name of Odin!
In the name of Odin!
In this hall, we shall divide the spoils of our conquests,
In this hall, we shall divide the spoils of our conquests,
Into the sea, quickly.
Into the sea, quickly.
Is Grendel not dead?
Is Grendel not dead?
Is it not enough to return one monster's head?
Is it not enough to return one monster's head?
Is that what they say?
Is that what they say?
Is that your demon?
Is that your demon?
Isn't it magnificent?
Isn't it magnificent?
Isn't this...
Isn't this...
It has been a long time
It has been a long time
It has been a long time.
It has been a long time.
It has been a place of misery, bloodshed, and death.
It has been a place of misery, bloodshed, and death.
It is beautiful.
It is beautiful.
It is high time, mighty Hrothgar, to break open your golden mead
It is high time, mighty Hrothgar, to break open your golden mead
It is our only hope if I fail.
It is our only hope if I fail.
It is we who are honored.
It is we who are honored.
It speaks. It speaks!
It speaks. It speaks!
It's all right, girl.
It's all right, girl.
It's called "Hrunting."
It's called "Hrunting."
It's come back to you, after all these years.
It's come back to you, after all these years.
It's dead, my Lady.
It's dead, my Lady.
It's going to be a short song.
It's going to be a short song.
It's Grendel you killed.
It's Grendel you killed.
It's heading for Herot!
It's heading for Herot!
It's no earthly storm, that much is for sure.
It's no earthly storm, that much is for sure.
It's not a shame, it's a curse.
It's not a shame, it's a curse.
It's not Grendel.
It's not Grendel.
It's only been five days since you waved your wife goodbye.
It's only been five days since you waved your wife goodbye.
It's the least I can do.
It's the least I can do.
Just wait
Just wait
Keep a memory of me,
Keep a memory of me,
Kill me yourself!
Kill me yourself!
Kill the invader now! Do it quickly! Put his head on a spear.
Kill the invader now! Do it quickly! Put his head on a spear.
King Beowulf.
King Beowulf.
Last time it were three.
Last time it were three.
Leaving humankind with nothing but weeping martyrs,
Leaving humankind with nothing but weeping martyrs,
Let every cup be raised
Let every cup be raised
Let him die quickly, with some honor still intact.
Let him die quickly, with some honor still intact.
Let him up.
Let him up.
Let some young hero save us.
Let some young hero save us.
Let's get you to a healer.
Let's get you to a healer.
Like you.
Like you.
Lips ripe as the berries in June
Lips ripe as the berries in June
Listen to me!
Listen to me!
Listen to me!
Listen to me!
Look at you. You're nothing,
Look at you. You're nothing,
Look.
Look.
Lord Beowulf, what are you doing?
Lord Beowulf, what are you doing?
Lost and now found.
Lost and now found.
Love me
Love me
Love me.
Love me.
May I ask why you have come to us from across the sea?
May I ask why you have come to us from across the sea?
Me, darling? A dream?
Me, darling? A dream?
Me? It's not me he wants, my Queen.
Me? It's not me he wants, my Queen.
Mead!
Mead!
Mead!
Mead!
Mead!
Mead!
Men, build another pyre!
Men, build another pyre!
Men, Grendel.
Men, Grendel.
Merrymaking in the hall brings the devil, Grendel.
Merrymaking in the hall brings the devil, Grendel.
Mighty
Mighty
Mine is strength and lust and power!
Mine is strength and lust and power!
More!
More!
Must I hack down a whole family tree of demons?
Must I hack down a whole family tree of demons?
My glamour?
My glamour?
My hall of sadness and shame,
My hall of sadness and shame,
My hero, meen looviyend.
My hero, meen looviyend.
My husband has no other. No sons.
My husband has no other. No sons.
My King, for deliverance
My King, for deliverance
My kingdom needs an heir! I need a son! It's time you did your duty.
My kingdom needs an heir! I need a son! It's time you did your duty.
My Lord, Beowulf has killed the demon!
My Lord, Beowulf has killed the demon!
My Lord, this is the slave who found it.
My Lord, this is the slave who found it.
My Lord!
My Lord!
My Lord?
My Lord?
My Lord? There are warriors outside. Geats.
My Lord? There are warriors outside. Geats.
My Lord.
My Lord.
My Lord.
My Lord.
My Lord.
My Lord.
My mother was a fishwife in Uppland.
My mother was a fishwife in Uppland.
My poor son.
My poor son.
My Queen.
My Queen.
My thanes, my beautiful thanes!
My thanes, my beautiful thanes!
My thanes, my friends, brothers,
My thanes, my friends, brothers,
My Wealthow,
My Wealthow,
Nah. Not my type.
Nah. Not my type.
Nay! There is nothing I should know.
Nay! There is nothing I should know.
Nay.
Nay.
Nearly cost me my life.
Nearly cost me my life.
Needs to see what?
Needs to see what?
Nine.
Nine.
No demon? No witch?
No demon? No witch?
No fire, no stars by which to navigate.
No fire, no stars by which to navigate.
No other man will ever be able to satisfy you again.
No other man will ever be able to satisfy you again.
No woman?
No woman?
No, I'm sorry I mentioned you murdered your brothers.
No, I'm sorry I mentioned you murdered your brothers.
No, shame.
No, shame.
No, the gods will do nothing for us that we will not do for ourselves.
No, the gods will do nothing for us that we will not do for ourselves.
No, tonight, I feel my age upon me.
No, tonight, I feel my age upon me.
No, Unferth, no.
No, Unferth, no.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No! Hondshew! No!
No! Hondshew! No!
No? Well, you'll hear me, I promise.
No? Well, you'll hear me, I promise.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. I visited this horror upon my kingdom.
No. I visited this horror upon my kingdom.
Not a scratch.
Not a scratch.
Not anymore.
Not anymore.
Not anymore.
Not anymore.
Not as a king or a hero,
Not as a king or a hero,
Not even the "swiving a beautiful woman every night" part, Your Majesty?
Not even the "swiving a beautiful woman every night" part, Your Majesty?
Not Grendel? Then who?
Not Grendel? Then who?
Not only do I doubt that you will be able to stand for a moment
Not only do I doubt that you will be able to stand for a moment
Not this time, old friend.
Not this time, old friend.
Now and forever
Now and forever
Now, can you blame them?
Now, can you blame them?
Now, let us kill this flying devil where it sleeps
Now, let us kill this flying devil where it sleeps
Now!
Now!
Odin be praised.
Odin be praised.
Odin's swifan balls!
Odin's swifan balls!
Of all warriors.
Of all warriors.
Of course you don't, my love.
Of course you don't, my love.
Of course. Grendel.
Of course. Grendel.
Of how you lifted the darkness from the land.
Of how you lifted the darkness from the land.
Oh, we are Beowulf's army Each a mighty thane
Oh, we are Beowulf's army Each a mighty thane
Olaf, sing!
Olaf, sing!
On the moors. My slave Cain found it on the barren hill where nothing grows.
On the moors. My slave Cain found it on the barren hill where nothing grows.
One needs glamour to become a king.
One needs glamour to become a king.
One year ago, I, Hrothgar, your King
One year ago, I, Hrothgar, your King
Only if you kill me!
Only if you kill me!
Only you.
Only you.
Open the mead hall! Let's drink!
Open the mead hall! Let's drink!
Or your wise Queen?
Or your wise Queen?
Otherwise, you're nothing.
Otherwise, you're nothing.
Our curse is lifted.
Our curse is lifted.
Our curse is lifted.
Our curse is lifted.
Our curse is lifted. Odin be praised!
Our curse is lifted. Odin be praised!
Our nightmare is over.
Our nightmare is over.
Our people sacrifice goats and sheep to Odin and Heimdall.
Our people sacrifice goats and sheep to Odin and Heimdall.
Over here! Attend the Queen.
Over here! Attend the Queen.
Oy, Hondshew. How was she?
Oy, Hondshew. How was she?
Patience, patience, my love.
Patience, patience, my love.
Perhaps he can lift our affliction.
Perhaps he can lift our affliction.
Perhaps Her Majesty could grace our ears
Perhaps Her Majesty could grace our ears
Perhaps tonight?
Perhaps tonight?
Plant your ax here, Finn of Frisia. Take my life.
Plant your ax here, Finn of Frisia. Take my life.
Please, please don't kill me!
Please, please don't kill me!
Providing you have accepted him as the one and only God.
Providing you have accepted him as the one and only God.
Red the rose, red the rose
Red the rose, red the rose
See? You have to go in with a knife or a dagger.
See? You have to go in with a knife or a dagger.
Shall decide.
Shall decide.
She is the last of them.
She is the last of them.
She showed me there was more ways Than one to sow my oats
She showed me there was more ways Than one to sow my oats
She'd need a whole damn iceberg To cool her burning...
She'd need a whole damn iceberg To cool her burning...
She'll be yours forever and ever and ever.
She'll be yours forever and ever and ever.
She's no hag, Beowulf. We both know that.
She's no hag, Beowulf. We both know that.
She's probably a water demon.
She's probably a water demon.
She's ready for me to taste her juicy fruit.
She's ready for me to taste her juicy fruit.
She's the prize of my treasure.
She's the prize of my treasure.
Show me to Beowulf! Show me to King Beowulf!
Show me to Beowulf! Show me to King Beowulf!
Show yourself!
Show yourself!
Show yourself!
Show yourself!
Since a man has come to visit me.
Since a man has come to visit me.
Sing! Loudly!
Sing! Loudly!
Sins of the fathers!
Sins of the fathers!
Skin pale as the light of the moon
Skin pale as the light of the moon
Sleep now, my son.
Sleep now, my son.
So beautiful.
So beautiful.
So I plunged the sword back into the hag's chest and there it will stay.
So I plunged the sword back into the hag's chest and there it will stay.
So I saved his skin, and you're here to save ours, that right?
So I saved his skin, and you're here to save ours, that right?
So I thought it had to be someone else.
So I thought it had to be someone else.
So will you go up to the moors, to the dark pool by the cave
So will you go up to the moors, to the dark pool by the cave
So you brought back the head of Grendel.
So you brought back the head of Grendel.
So you will kill my Grendel for me, will you?
So you will kill my Grendel for me, will you?
So, Lord Beowulf,
So, Lord Beowulf,
So, so sorry.
So, so sorry.
Someone else of the same name.
Someone else of the same name.
Someone give him a sword, or I'll...
Someone give him a sword, or I'll...
Something vexes you, my Wiglaf?
Something vexes you, my Wiglaf?
Speak! Why should I not run you through right now?
Speak! Why should I not run you through right now?
Speaking only for myself here,
Speaking only for myself here,
Spilling their guts into the sea.
Spilling their guts into the sea.
Stay down, my Lady!
Stay down, my Lady!
Stay with me.
Stay with me.
Stop!
Stop!
Stop.
Stop.
Such a strong man you are.
Such a strong man you are.
Swam against Brecca and lost.
Swam against Brecca and lost.
Swife me! It's the frican' monster!
Swife me! It's the frican' monster!
Swore that we would celebrate our victories
Swore that we would celebrate our victories
Take my sword. It belonged to my father's father.
Take my sword. It belonged to my father's father.
Take this out of my sight. Unferth!
Take this out of my sight. Unferth!
Take up your positions along the northern edge of the great gorge.
Take up your positions along the northern edge of the great gorge.
Take your damned horn and leave my land in peace.
Take your damned horn and leave my land in peace.
Tell me! What did this?
Tell me! What did this?
Thank you, great King.
Thank you, great King.
Thank you, my beautiful Queen.
Thank you, my beautiful Queen.
That must be my sweet plum, Yrsa.
That must be my sweet plum, Yrsa.
That sword is no match for demon magic.
That sword is no match for demon magic.
That was a wolf. You don't hear Grendel when he comes.
That was a wolf. You don't hear Grendel when he comes.
That was beautiful.
That was beautiful.
That you shall be king.
That you shall be king.
That's the last thing I heard.
That's the last thing I heard.
That's the spirit, Beowulf. That's the spirit we need.
That's the spirit, Beowulf. That's the spirit we need.
That's the spirit, my girl.
That's the spirit, my girl.
The agreement is ended.
The agreement is ended.
The bards will sing of their glory forever.
The bards will sing of their glory forever.
The bear.
The bear.
The beast was gored and peace restored
The beast was gored and peace restored
The Bee Wolf.
The Bee Wolf.
The bravest of us.
The bravest of us.
The Christ God has killed it,
The Christ God has killed it,
The creature has no sword, no armor.
The creature has no sword, no armor.
The creature sprang back to life,
The creature sprang back to life,
The demon is my husband's shame.
The demon is my husband's shame.
The fattest of the virgins I knew her for a whore
The fattest of the virgins I knew her for a whore
The Frisian invaders have been pushed into the sea.
The Frisian invaders have been pushed into the sea.
The Frisians want to make themselves heroes, my Lord.
The Frisians want to make themselves heroes, my Lord.
The gods will not allow me to die by a sword, or be taken by the sea.
The gods will not allow me to die by a sword, or be taken by the sea.
The gods will not allow my death by your feeble blade.
The gods will not allow my death by your feeble blade.
The gods will not let me pass in my sleep, ripe with age!
The gods will not let me pass in my sleep, ripe with age!
The greatest king that ever lived.
The greatest king that ever lived.
The greatest of our kings
The greatest of our kings
The hour is upon us.
The hour is upon us.
The King
The King
The king you will one day become.
The king you will one day become.
The kingdom fell in darkness And shadows ruled the night
The kingdom fell in darkness And shadows ruled the night
The last thing before my family was burned alive!
The last thing before my family was burned alive!
The mead hall has been sealed by his Lord's order.
The mead hall has been sealed by his Lord's order.
The men are unprepared.
The men are unprepared.
The men are worried the storm has no end, Beowulf.
The men are worried the storm has no end, Beowulf.
The mother, "the hag," she's not my curse.
The mother, "the hag," she's not my curse.
The Royal Dragon Horn.
The Royal Dragon Horn.
The scops are singing the shame of Herot
The scops are singing the shame of Herot
The sea's my mother!
The sea's my mother!
The sins of the fathers!
The sins of the fathers!
The sins of the fathers!
The sins of the fathers!
The sins of the fathers!
The sins of the fathers!
The slayer and destroyer of demons!
The slayer and destroyer of demons!
The time of heroes is dead, Wiglaf.
The time of heroes is dead, Wiglaf.
Then burn the dead.
Then burn the dead.
Then do it all over again
Then do it all over again
Then find our hero another cup, my love.
Then find our hero another cup, my love.
Then I will kill your Grendel.
Then I will kill your Grendel.
Then one of them seized me by its jaws
Then one of them seized me by its jaws
Then pull your oars! Let's see you do it!
Then pull your oars! Let's see you do it!
Then you are as foolish as the rest of them!
Then you are as foolish as the rest of them!
There have been many brave men who have come to taste my Lord's mead
There have been many brave men who have come to taste my Lord's mead
There should be no singing or merrymaking of any kind.
There should be no singing or merrymaking of any kind.
There was a dozen virgins
There was a dozen virgins
There was another Beowulf I heard tell of
There was another Beowulf I heard tell of
There you are. Beowulf, welcome, my boy.
There you are. Beowulf, welcome, my boy.
There.
There.
There's dry wood behind the stables.
There's dry wood behind the stables.
There's no shame to be accursed by demons!
There's no shame to be accursed by demons!
They died a foul death.
They died a foul death.
They have slain so many of our kind.
They have slain so many of our kind.
They say he ripped the monster's limb off with his bare hands.
They say he ripped the monster's limb off with his bare hands.
They say you have a monster here?
They say you have a monster here?
They say you killed both your brothers
They say you killed both your brothers
They say your lands are cursed.
They say your lands are cursed.
They sing of it.
They sing of it.
They want the bards to sing of their deeds.
They want the bards to sing of their deeds.
They were great warriors.
They were great warriors.
They were hasty words.
They were hasty words.
They were murdered by a foul creature from the depths of hell.
They were murdered by a foul creature from the depths of hell.
They're distracted.
They're distracted.
They've been coming more often.
They've been coming more often.
This I promise.
This I promise.
This I swear.
This I swear.
This is a dream.
This is a dream.
This is how it works, Aesher.
This is how it works, Aesher.
This is not battle, Wiglaf.
This is not battle, Wiglaf.
This is not happening. You're just a dream.
This is not happening. You're just a dream.
This is slaughter.
This is slaughter.
This is the place.
This is the place.
This old man needs his sleep.
This old man needs his sleep.
This place for me has been a hall of sadness.
This place for me has been a hall of sadness.
This place reeks of death.
This place reeks of death.
Till Ragnarok, huh?
Till Ragnarok, huh?
To any man who can rid us of Grendel.
To any man who can rid us of Grendel.
To ecstasy and back.
To ecstasy and back.
To serve his own vanity and pride.
To serve his own vanity and pride.
To the end.
To the end.
To us?
To us?
Tomorrow will be a glorious day of rejoicing.
Tomorrow will be a glorious day of rejoicing.
Tonight, he will find Geats waiting for him, not frightened sheep
Tonight, he will find Geats waiting for him, not frightened sheep
Too late for lies, Wiglaf.
Too late for lies, Wiglaf.
Too late, my love.
Too late, my love.
Too late.
Too late.
Too many secrets.
Too many secrets.
Too many untended women here!
Too many untended women here!
Treasure! Let's hand out some treasure!
Treasure! Let's hand out some treasure!
Unferth, come here, you ungrateful lout!
Unferth, come here, you ungrateful lout!
Unferth, I may not return.
Unferth, I may not return.
Unferth, son of Ecglaf.
Unferth, son of Ecglaf.
Unferth, where the hell are you, you weasel faced bastard?
Unferth, where the hell are you, you weasel faced bastard?
Unferth!
Unferth!
Unferth.
Unferth.
Up, up on the moors.
Up, up on the moors.
Very impressive, dear.
Very impressive, dear.
Violator of virgins and best and bravest of brave brawlers.
Violator of virgins and best and bravest of brave brawlers.
Was Hrothgar there?
Was Hrothgar there?
Was she so beautiful, Beowulf?
Was she so beautiful, Beowulf?
Was that you?
Was that you?
Water flows, water flows
Water flows, water flows
We are Geats.
We are Geats.
We can't forget what tomorrow is, can we now?
We can't forget what tomorrow is, can we now?
We come seeking your Prince Hrothgar in friendship.
We come seeking your Prince Hrothgar in friendship.
We do!
We do!
We don't want any trouble with the locals.
We don't want any trouble with the locals.
We men are the monsters now.
We men are the monsters now.
We still leave tomorrow, on the tide, do we not?
We still leave tomorrow, on the tide, do we not?
We swam for five days, neck and neck.
We swam for five days, neck and neck.
We took them for some swifan And all we got were wanks
We took them for some swifan And all we got were wanks
We'll pummel your asses And ravage your lasses
We'll pummel your asses And ravage your lasses
We're lost! Given to the sea!
We're lost! Given to the sea!
Wealthow, my love,
Wealthow, my love,
Welcome. Yes. How's your father?
Welcome. Yes. How's your father?
Well, after the feast tonight, I'm sure you can find out, Gitte.
Well, after the feast tonight, I'm sure you can find out, Gitte.
Well, he was a brave man.
Well, he was a brave man.
Well, kill me! Do it! Kill me! Kill me!
Well, kill me! Do it! Kill me! Kill me!
Well, let me tell you something, Frisian.
Well, let me tell you something, Frisian.
Well, let's all drink in celebration of the kill that is to come.
Well, let's all drink in celebration of the kill that is to come.
Well, some nights, Ursula, some nights.
Well, some nights, Ursula, some nights.
Well, then, how about a quick gobble?
Well, then, how about a quick gobble?
Well, then.
Well, then.
Well, you heard him. He wants us to sing. So sing!
Well, you heard him. He wants us to sing. So sing!
What about the head of the mother?
What about the head of the mother?
What are you?
What are you?
What are you?
What are you?
What do you know of me, demon?
What do you know of me, demon?
What happened.
What happened.
What have you done, Grendel?
What have you done, Grendel?
What is it?
What is it?
What was that?
What was that?
What we need is a hero.
What we need is a hero.
What?
What?
What? What do you want of me?
What? What do you want of me?
When everything now alive is dust.
When everything now alive is dust.
When I finished off Grendel's monstrous mother,
When I finished off Grendel's monstrous mother,
When she was dead, I looked for it, but it was gone forever.
When she was dead, I looked for it, but it was gone forever.
When this storm blew up
When this storm blew up
When you witnessed them having knowledge of your mother.
When you witnessed them having knowledge of your mother.
Where did you find this treasure?
Where did you find this treasure?
Where did you find this?
Where did you find this?
Where you slayed Grendel's mother.
Where you slayed Grendel's mother.
Where?
Where?
Where's my beautiful bedmate? Come, my love.
Where's my beautiful bedmate? Come, my love.
Where's your husband?
Where's your husband?
Who are you? From your dress, you are warriors.
Who are you? From your dress, you are warriors.
Who challenged Brecca the Mighty to a swimming race out on the open sea.
Who challenged Brecca the Mighty to a swimming race out on the open sea.
Who murdered you, my son?
Who murdered you, my son?
Who wants to live?
Who wants to live?
Who? Who said that?
Who? Who said that?
Why don't you do the honors?
Why don't you do the honors?
Why don't you take that poor girl
Why don't you take that poor girl
Wiglaf, I have no sons,
Wiglaf, I have no sons,
With her dead and cold in the bog,
With her dead and cold in the bog,
With her gone,
With her gone,
With no sign of dawn, he soldiered on And brought us back to life
With no sign of dawn, he soldiered on And brought us back to life
With one more melody before we all retire?
With one more melody before we all retire?
With the mighty sword Hrunting.
With the mighty sword Hrunting.
With the strength of a king.
With the strength of a king.
With your permission,
With your permission,
Without fear of retaliation.
Without fear of retaliation.
Would I have been able to escape her, had I not?
Would I have been able to escape her, had I not?
Would you like to hear the story of my struggle against this monstrous hag?
Would you like to hear the story of my struggle against this monstrous hag?
Yes, of course. The sea monsters.
Yes, of course. The sea monsters.
Yes.
Yes.
Yet.
Yet.
You are Beowulf.
You are Beowulf.
You are Beowulf. Beowulf the mighty, the hero!
You are Beowulf. Beowulf the mighty, the hero!
You are free. I release you.
You are free. I release you.
You are not a widow,
You are not a widow,
You are the monster slayer.
You are the monster slayer.
You do me great honor.
You do me great honor.
You don't want to meet her in her element.
You don't want to meet her in her element.
You fight me, damn you.
You fight me, damn you.
You had an agreement.
You had an agreement.
You know, Ursula, when I was young,
You know, Ursula, when I was young,
You need to go now, Your Majesty.
You need to go now, Your Majesty.
You say a dragon did this? Stop!
You say a dragon did this? Stop!
You think it should end with me killed by some Frisian raider with no name?
You think it should end with me killed by some Frisian raider with no name?
You think it sport to mock your opponents in this fashion?
You think it sport to mock your opponents in this fashion?
You think you're the first to try to kill me, or the hundredth?
You think you're the first to try to kill me, or the hundredth?
You want your name in the Song of Beowulf?
You want your name in the Song of Beowulf?
You will show it to me first.
You will show it to me first.
You would not be harmed.
You would not be harmed.
You'll what? Kill me?
You'll what? Kill me?
You're a great man! And a hero! This I know to be true.
You're a great man! And a hero! This I know to be true.
You're as much a monster as my son, Grendel.
You're as much a monster as my son, Grendel.
You're mad, you know that?
You're mad, you know that?
You're not celebrating your King's glory tonight?
You're not celebrating your King's glory tonight?
You're spilling it!
You're spilling it!
You're spilling it. Where's my mead? You're spilling it.
You're spilling it. Where's my mead? You're spilling it.
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