The Smurfs (2011) Edit

A ball of yarn!

A dragon wand.

A giant's after me! She's huge!

A jump from this height will Knock the blue out of us!

A nice, juicy bird!

A place inhabited by little blue beings three apples high.

A place that knows no sadness.

A Smurf cannon! The only way to fly.

A vision's never been wrong. I can't let this happen to my Smurfs.

According to my calculations, this is dangerous!

According to the searching device,

Actually I think it was the other way around.

Adorable.

After all,

Ah, another wretched Smurf less night.

Ah, yes.

Ahoy, mateys! What are ya waiting for? We're drawin' a crowd.

Alakazamp!

Alakazookas!

Alakazoop!

Alakazootiful!

All digital, of course, so it can be ready on time for the launch.

All of you. Trust me.

All right, everybody.

All right, Greedy, I'm gonna race you!

All right, let's get smurfing.

All right, who smurfed?

All right. Where are you?

All that remains now is to return to the waterfall and invoke this spell, tonight.

Also says that they bring good luck. Like leprechauns to the Irish.

Also, don't forget to smile.

Also, it gives the skin a wonderful glow.

And as that portal began to close for the last time...

And can't we just go around the rock?

And everybody's happy, right?

And finally, I have my Smurfilator!

And for all Smurfs, that dark cloud has one name.

And hungry. Sorry. Hungry for its success.

And I can't believe she's lookin' at me

And I hope that you can straighten that out.

And I think they left it a little sweeter, a little wiser,

And I wasn't grouchy, I wasn't.

And I went home and got a few friends.

And if you don't stop for just a second to see that,

And knowing what to do doesn't come from up here.

And look at the giant princess!

And now to get rid of this!

And now you're wearing something completely different.

And on this brisk New York night, that time is now.

And remember, keep your hands and feet

And Smurfs. Let's ride.

And so, the Smurfs left the strange city of New York,

And some spikes to mount their heads on.

And steal their essence blue

And then we'll get the stargazer. Come along, Smurfs.

And to think, I almost ate you that time.

And we got to meet you and Patrick.

And we're home. Very simple, my little Smurfs.

And when that might be is hard to determine without the proper instrument.

And you like to use the extremely imprecise term "smurf"

And you never give up on family.

And you're all named after your personalities?

And, if you hesitate, if you're afraid,

And, of course, all of our testing would be animal cruelty free?

Any woman look beautiful, young, vibrant. It's almost magical.

Are you crazy?

Are you crazy? Then we'll be further apart.

Are you dead?

Are you dead?

Are you kidding? She's the hottest girl in my department.

Are you okay?

Are you smurf ed? We almost died in there!

Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?

As happy and as perfect as life in Smurf village is,

Astonishing, really.

Aye. Me, too.

Azrael, we've come so far,

Azrael?

Azrael? Are you dead?

Azrael. Azrael, what are you doing? Get out of my suckamajig!

Baby kicked.

Back home, I could hold him at bay with a spell or two.

Be gone with you, behemoth,

Behold my glorious army of... Flies?

Behold my glorious Smurf magic machine!

BellVeedaRay. What is BellVeedaRay?

Belve... He's taken him to Belvedere Castle in Central Park.

Besides, Papa had a vision, and everything turns out smurf y.

Better yet...

Blend in.

Blue cheese! I got you a present.

Blue. Little blue...

Bombs away!

Book. Just stay, okay?

Both of us meant to soar.

Brainy, what's happening?

Bring it in, big fella.

But all of that is about to change.

But here, without my books and potions...

But I did smurf together a few words I'd like to say.

But I didn't 'cause...

But I have two days.

But I'm not sure I can do this.

But I've got feelings.

But on a massive scale.

But over to the sides, it'd be a bit more visible. Hey, look, product.

But they're the ads I should have sent.

But this is right.

But we are going home, right?

But we'll need a magic spell that works in this realm

But you are so not seeing the big picture here.

But, then you'd be further apart.

But, wait! I...

But... No, two days is perfect.

By any chance, have you seen any little blue men?

By the way, I wouldn't go anywhere if I were you.

Bye, Elway.

Bye, New York!

Can you give me what I want?

Can you help me out here? Do they come in pink?

Can you just say one thing, please? I'm dying here.

Can't everyone just slow down

Careful. Hey, watch the smurf berries.

Castles and palaces everywhere!

Cautiously excited.

Charge!

Clearly you two lack the verbal skills required

Clearly, it functions as an aid in his craft, like a blacksmith's apron.

Close. I had a crazy morning.

Clumsy, holdin' it down. Look at him go!

Clumsy, what have you done?

Clumsy, you're a hero.

Clumsy!

Clumsy! Clumsy! Clumsy! Clumsy!

Clumsy! Help!

Clumsy! You're going the wrong way!

Clumsy? Is that you?

Clumsy.

Clumsy's sitting still. That's always good.

Come back here right now with my wand!

Come back here!

Come here.

Come on, baby, stop playing.

Come on, Brainy Let's poke around this great steel carriage.

Come on, Elway, right over here. Good boy. Thank you very much.

Come on, guys, the dolls are here!

Come on, Smurfs!

Come on, Smurfs! Smurfabunga!

Come on, what you doing, man? Get that weight off there.

Come on, you silly moth. Where are my eagles?

Come on!

Come on! Come on! Blast. Blast you!

Come on! Try and stay with me, Smurfs.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. None of you find that song just the tiniest bit annoying?

Come on. We don't have much time.

Come to papa, Papa!

Come, Azrael! Now, where are my Smurfs?

Come, Azrael. We must find this Patrick, the rouge merchant.

Come, my little fish breathed friend!

Couldn't we just have taken the stairs?

Curses! So close.

Daddy is home.

Did you just talk?

Do I use my grouchiness as a wall because I'm afraid to be vulnerable?

Do it, do it.

Do not be fooled by their cuteness!

Do that, and the world will worship you.

Do you get your names when you're born, or after you've exhibited certain traits?

Do you really believe we're ever gonna get home to the other Smurfs?

Documented by Peyo.