The Smurfs - Season 1 Edit

A flying ship!

Add four grains of euphoria, with a boling juice of a mandrake root.

After we spin you around, you must swoof spear

Ah, Astrosmurf has hitched his wagon to a smurf

Ah, my crystal ball. It... It's safe. It's safe.

Ah, not yet Greedy! Oh, make a wish

Ah, now to try it out.

Ah, now to try it out.

Ah, there village.

Ah, yeah! That's right! A zillion years.

All Smurfs are invited, to watch he's smurfday wish come true,

And all kind of terrible and nasty things.

And blow out the candles, Dreamy.

And consider this. Stay here.

And don't let him out of site!

And for second test, Astrosmurf,

And he'll never be happy, until he can fly to the stars.

And I can smurf up to the stars right now?

And let's take the ship apart!

And long teeth? No, what?

And smurfs me to the stars. Hey, spakes waste!

And start rocking the ship!

And we want to be ready, so that's why I smurfed

And you always said, volcanos smurf fire and smoke

And you can never whistle or sing.

Another smurfy fly, ey, Dreamy?

Another smurfy landing.

Are you out of your smurf, Dreamy?

As he smurfs of to the stars.

As it should, Azrael, I'll be able to find

Astrosmurf announces the unveiling of his new flying ship.

Astrosmurf likes the planet so much

At this rate, I'll never get to the stars.

Azrael! Get off my face!

Azrael! My crystal ball!

Azrael? Where? Where?

Bean brain. Yup, yup.

Before every Swoof you meet. And kiss his beautiful feet.

Big friend. Then we have council meeting

Boy, this sure is smurfy, Grandpa Swoof.

But all you can eat is wild grass.

But how does it work?

But I think he's about to feel a bit under the weather.

But I'll never be as happy, as I am here.

But that's nothing, but a volcano, Papa Smurf.

But that's only half our worries.

But, alas, it can never be. But that was his smurfday wish!

But, that's absosmurfly impossible.

But, where are the Smurfs?

Carrying that rock. That rock?

Come on, Azrael!

Come on! We won't lose them this time!

Come on. Let's get this smurf on the road.

Come on. They're within our grasp now.

Come true. Don't they, Papa Smurf?

Coming Grandpa Swoof. King of all Swoofs.

Dreamy! Oh, no!

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Faster. Faster. Faster.

Find them and rid the forest of there nasty, rotten,

For as long as I can remember. Which is exactly 543 years, right, Papa Smurf?

Forever? But you must go.

Gargamel is here. Astrosmurf mustn't see him,

Gargamel. We better tell Papa.

Gee, I wish, I could help, Dreamy.

Get greased pole test ready!

Good bye!

Got to make a pair of wings and a...

Gotcha!

Grandpa Swoof! Grandpa Swoof!

Guard, take Astrosmurf to hut

Guess, that answers that.

Handy Smurf checked it over and fixed everything that was wrong.

Happy Smurfday dear Dreamy! Happy Smurfday to you!

Happy Smurfday to you, happy Smurfday to you,

Haven't I seen you some place before?

He realy think, he's on another planet.

He wants to stay here forever.

He wants to stay here forever.

He'll pay double!

He's aseep. The raspberry potion is working again.

Hear ye! Hear ye!

Hello, this pole isn't even greased.

Hello.

Here he comes, Clumsy! Oh, yeah. Look at 'em.

Here I am!

Here I go! Flying to a strange new world.

Hey, I'm flyin'! I'm really flyin'!

Hey, is this some kind of a joke?

Hey, what's going on?

Hey!

Hit it, Harmony! I'm sorry.

Hm? How to make flying broom.

How Gargamel found us, I don't know,

Huh?

Hurrey, hurrey, hurrey!

I can feel it. The Smurfs are almost mine!

I can feel them.

I can't see a thing. It is the way of the Swoof.

I did it! I did it!

I don't know either, but it's crawlin' up your hat.

I hate brooms.

I hate bugs.

I hate greased poles.

I hate smoke!

I hate smurfdays.

I hate this. How much further, Papa Smurf?

I know there near by, Azrael. I can smell them.

I mean the Smurfs!

I must find those miserable little Smurfs, Azrael.

I must think of a plan.

I think, it'll never work. Never, never, never!

I wanna stay here! Forever!

I was right! I was right!

I wish... I wish, I could fly to a new world,

I wonder where he was, when the beans were handed out?

I'll show you, Clumsy.

I'll Smurf to the stars some day. I think.

I'm flying! I'm flying!

I'm havin' a great time. You sleep soon.

I'm home! I'm home!

I'm not flying!

I'm ready. You must prove,

I'm smurfed off! I'm on my way to the stars!

I'm soaking wet and my crystal ball is shattered.

I'm sorry.

I'm... I'm really not flyin'.

I've been to a planet, inhabitet by Swoofs.

If these creation, of my shear genius works,

Including smufmas and saint smufentains day.

Into a cat throw pillow!

Is it much further, Papa Smurf? Not far now.

Is it much further, Papa Smurf? Yes, it is!

Isn't greased? Clumsy?

It stopped! He's asleep!

It was smurftastic, Papa Smurf.

It'll start the propeller, which lifts the ship into the air

It'll take him one zillion years, to smurf that greased pole!

It's destroyed! Now, I'll never find the Smurfs!

It's pumice stone.

It's ready, Azrael!

Just wait! You'll see.

Lazy was gonna do it!

Let me see.

Let's get out of here!

Long live Astrosmurf! Three cheers for Astrosmurf!

Look at there revolting little footprints.

Maybe I was with you, huh, Brainy?

Me, friend. Come in big ship.

Me, I thought Grouchy smurfed the pole.

Must the altitude.

My crystal ball!

My ship's moving!

My smurfay wish, of flying to the stars,

Need plenty strength, to fly back to home planet tomorrow.

Nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one,

No matter how happy you are. And no holidays.

No Smurf has never seen.

No wonder.

Not beans, Clumsy. Brains.

Not far now.

Not far now.

Nothing in the world.

Now, all I need is a smurfy wind and a...

Now, I'll find out exactly, where those Smurfs are.

Now, to become Swoof, you must prove courage and skill.

Of going away again, are you?

Oh, buhuhu.

Oh, but I'm never gonna fly back to Earth.

Oh, goddy. There's nothing like a Smurf.

Oh, goody smurf drop. I love secret spots.

Oh, I mustn't...

Oh, I mustn't...

Oh, I wonder, what they're gonna do to me.

Oh, I... I though Greedy was gonna do that.

Oh, I'd smurf anything in the whole wide world,

Oh, I'll never smurf to the stars. Never ever, ever, ever.

Oh, I'm on another planet.

Oh, me, dear sir? No, I was just...

Oh, my! How much further, Papa Smurf?

Oh, no! That won't smurf either.

Oh, of course! Extinctive.

Oh, poor Dreamy. His little blue heart is broken.

Oh, smurf up your face, mean, old Brainy!

Oh, smurf up!

Oh, the formula works! If Smurfs could only see me now!

Oh, this is gonna be easy.

Oh, yeah! And all smurfday wishes

Oh, yeah. That's what I ment.

Oh, you miserable cat, Azrael! How dare you!

Oh. I got it!

Oh...

Oh... Boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!

Ok. But what do I have to smurf?

Ok. I'm a good swimmer.

One of these days, Azrael, I'm... I'm going to turn you

Or he'll know, he's still on Earth.

Papa Smurf, we have to do something, to make his wish come true.

Pedal power, Papa Smurf.

Piece of smurf.

Place broom on ground, facing east.

Ravage the land, as never before!

Right into that bullseye. What bullseye?

Say, are you all right? You look slightly bananas to me.

Say, could you unhock my shorts first.

See? I was right! I was right!

Show me, oh, magic crystal ball,

Show me, oh, magic crystal ball,

Slimy lizard tongues. My seat is burnt to a crisp,

Smurf up!

Smurf, we have reached a decision.

Smurfing back to Earth.

So I came back. You're not think

So, there inside the old vulcano.

So, you must do all this things to be Swoof.

Something tells me, Papa Smurf is behind this, Azrael!

Stop that broom!

Sweep, clean and scrub. And you kneel in respect

Swoofs? Ah, what's a Swoof, Papa Smurf?

Swoofs? Well, I never...

Tell me, Clumsy. Where were you,

Thanks, Grandpa Swoof. Prepare feast to honor Astrosmurf!

That mean, terrible, old Azrael, nearly had you for lunch!

That might work.

That rock! It's floating!

That was a short flight. But it was a smurfy landing!

That will give you strength on your long journey.

That would be nice. Yup.

That's it, Smurfette! I'll build a ship,

That's not far from here and it's the perfect spot

The flying ship is all apart, Papa Smurf.

The propeller's turning! Quick, send up the smoke clouds

The raspberry potion worked! Hurry, get Astrosmurf out of there

Then say loud and clear: huchi guchi smouchi smurf.

There is one final test, Astrosmurf.

There they are again, Azrael. Don't they look good enough to eat?

There's no place like home!

They wanted me to stay, but I was feelin' homesick,

This is a smurfoi!

This is a Swoof. I'm Grandpa Swoof.

This is for the Smurfs.

This is Papa Smurfs handywork! But he'll pay for it!

This is smurftastic!

This isn't funny! How much further, Papa Smurf?

This magical potion, that will turn us all into Swoofs.

Those horrible little Smurfs with no problem.

Those miserable, rotten, disgusting Smurfs crossed here, Azrael.

Time wasting. You want to be Swoof,

To a secret spot, whos whereabout only I smurf.

To bad. Buhu. Say, you look familiar.

To be a space traveler.

To finally put an end, to those miserable little creatures.

To smurf me to the star!

Total destruction, from mountain to shore!

True, true. But this volcano is extinct.

Wait a minute. I hate nice breezes.

Wait a second, Grouchy.

We better smurf to it.

We decide, you are friend. Welcome to planet Swoof.

We have work to do.

We're almost there, Azrael. We're almost there.

We're... We're getting closer, Azrael.

Well, a though of flying to other planets is tempting,

Well, good luck, Astrosmurf! Have a safe trip!

Well, it's a very smurfy flying ship, Astrosmurf,

Well, on second though. Maybe, I better be

Well, what do you think, Papa Smurf?

What do we do with the pieces? Tomorrow we take them

What else can go wrong?

What's going on? I feel so sleepy.

What's going on? I feel so sleepy.

What's this? No, no, no, no, no!

What's this? Those aren't Smurfs!

When Astrosmurf wakens, he'll think, he's on another planet

When brains were handed out?

Where am I?

Where are the most disgusting creatures of all.

Where to find the most miserable creatures of all.

Where was I? Ah... Gee, I don't know.

Where you come from? From a planet, called Earth, Grandpa Swoof.

Where?

Where... Where am I?

While the sleeping Astrosmurf here sleeps.

Why do we have to smurf our brains out,

Will never come true.

Will you come back here!

Wonder if anyone lives here.

Work, work, work. I hate work.

Wow! I can't...

Wretched little blue hides, once and for all!

Yeah and is he gonna be mad.

Yeah? Well, just keep on laughing,

Yeeeey!

Yeeey!

Yes, but first, you must take this special raspberry potion,

Yes, Smurfette and I have an idea,

Yes, that's been the way of the Smurfs

You can live harsh life of Swoofs.

You friend or foe? Oh, me, big friend.

You know, what's green, red, yellow, with big eyes

You mangy bag of fur!

You must climb pole. I'm smurf poleer in my time.

You must cook all meals, wash dishes,

You must now swim across lake.

You really think my ship will work now, Papa Smurf?

You swim across lake with rock

Yup, I did.

Yup, this is a real nice breeze. Yeah, this is real...

Yup. Boy, is he dumb.

'cause I'm gonna fly the stars yet!