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10 (1979)

10 (1979)

"10" is a comedy film released in 1979, directed by Blake Edwards. This iconic movie follows the journey of George Webber, played by Dudley Moore, a middle-aged songwriter who becomes infatuated with a young woman he encounters on the streets of Los Angeles. As the story unfolds, George's obsession with the perfect "10" becomes a hilarious and oftentimes chaotic pursuit of love and happiness.

Joining Dudley Moore in the cast is the talented Julie Andrews, who plays George's girlfriend, Samantha Taylor. Andrews brings her charm and comedic timing to the role, creating a dynamic chemistry with Moore that provides many memorable moments throughout the film. Bolstering the stellar cast is Bo Derek, in her breakout role as Jenny Hanley, the object of George's desire and the embodiment of his ideal woman. Derek's stunning beauty and the famous slow-motion beach scene undoubtedly contributed to the film's enduring popularity.

The comedic genius of the movie is further enhanced by the inclusion of some accomplished actors. Robert Webber portrays Hugh, George's best friend and confidant, offering sage advice and a comical lens through which to view George's antics. Brian Dennehy, in one of his early film roles, brings a gritty and amusing touch to the character of Don, a bartender who becomes entangled in George's pursuit of love. Rounding out the cast are Dee Wallace as Mary Lewis, George's neighbor and friend, and Sam J. Jones as David Hanley, Jenny's boyfriend, who finds himself embroiled in the chaos caused by George's infatuation.

"10" is not only beloved for its stellar cast and hilarious storyline, but it also introduced a timeless song that has since become iconic. The theme song, titled "Bolero," was composed by Maurice Ravel and reimagined by Brazilian musician Eumir Deodato for the film. Deodato's samba-infused rendition of this classical masterpiece perfectly captures the spirit and energy of the movie. From the opening notes to its infectious rhythm, "Bolero" has become synonymous with the film and remains a popular song that evokes memories of George's pursuit of his perfect "10."

For fans of "10" and its renowned soundtrack, you can now play and download these sounds any time you wish, available on various digital platforms. With just a few clicks, you can relive the hilarious moments, infectious music, and unforgettable performances that made "10" an iconic film of the late '70s.

As you immerse yourself in the world of George Webber and his quest for love, you'll find laughter, heart, and an enduring message about the importance of self-discovery. "10" remains a testament to the timeless appeal of comedy, showcasing the talents of its cast and the ingenuity of Blake Edwards' direction. So, whether you're a longtime fan or discovering this classic for the first time, prepare yourself for a cinematic experience filled with laughter, romance, and an unforgettable journey in the pursuit of the perfect "10."

Don't hesitate to enjoy the magic that is "10" – a film that continues to captivate audiences four decades after its release. So grab the popcorn, dim the lights, and get ready to be transported to a world where love and comedy collide. Play and download the sounds of "10" for an unforgettable movie night.

A "vision," I think was your description.
A bee flew in the car.
A girl who screws around a lot.
A union of two souls swearing allegiance...
A very good evening to you.
A week later you have an affair with the man who saved your husband's life!
About 20 miles east, and make a left turn.
About two weeks ago, David and I saw you on Dinah Shore.
Absolutely. The hotel's had only one accident since opening.
Adios.
Aeromexico.
Ah, ah, ah! Ow, my hair!
Ah, fuck it!
Ah! Ahh. Oh, God.
Ahh! Shit!
Ahh! Shit! God!
Ahh. So by definition a broad is less virtuous than a hooker.
All I possess is
All right, Mrs. Kissel, we'll take care of it.
All right. Ladies have a biological edge...
Alone
And also, as I said...
And for what it's worth...
And he proved it.
And I suspect, for your total vision...
And I'm sitting in...
And I've had it!
And not only Prokofiev. Ravel.
And tell Janie that we may have to work through the lunch hour.
And the last little star slowly dies
And the local pusher.
And there's a very good law against that.
And think about it.
And we were just sitting around talking.
And what about this?
And when he really gets me going...
And you don't paddle out too far.
Anyway, I'd still like to punch him right in the mouth.
Apart from being uncommonly bright, wonderfully witty...
Are you bothered because my old man called?
Are you sure?
Aren't you George...?
As a matter of fact, it was.
As A, B, C
As far as I'm concerned, virtue has nothing to do with it.
As far as you or any man is concerned, virtue has everything to do with it.
As you don't qualify, you understand why I don't ask you to stay.
At Truman Capote's party.
Beautiful melody.
Beautiful. I envy you.
Because I thought you were something different. Something special!
Besides that.
Better hurry or you'll have to start it again.
Better make that a single.
Broke the old hand in three places.
Buenos dias.
Buenos dias.
But a man, right or wrong
But don't call it love
But don't call it love
But due to some...
But he pleases me
But I can't!
But I said to David, "There's a really attractive older man."
But I was, and I intend to be again soon.
But not to the point where I got all hung up with it.
But otherwise I'm booked solid for the next month.
But then you'll find
But then, nobody's perfect.
But what's wrong with screwing to Ravel's "Bolero"?
But when I drove by your church today, I thought, "God!
But you don't fall asleep on a surfboard.
But you'd come out gay and I couldn't do that to Sam.
By George!
By what name are you known, sir?
Can I get you anything to drink?
Can I have my jacket, please?
Can I soak my feet in it?
Cheers.
Chuck refuses to be carried.
Clever girl. She wanted to know where "communicado" was.
Come and save me, for chrissake.
Come have a walk with me.
Come in. Step right in.
Come on, George!
Come on, Rapunzel. From now on, we do it in the dark!
Come on!
Come on. Are you trying to tell me...
Coming from one of the great Anglo Saxon heterosexual...
Consider these two rings.
Could I have some more white wine, Bacchus, my dear?
Could it be
Could you do me a favor and get me...
Could you try it, please?
Cup of coffee. Black coffee.
Dammit. Ow!
Damn you, George!
Darling...
David Hanley, 23, and his bride, Jennifer...
Define "broad."
Did we have more tables in San Francisco?
Did you ever do it to Ravel's "Bolero"?
Did you know we were on our honeymoon?
Did you know your license had expired?
Didn't you ever play games like that?
Do those bells ding a ling
Do you have a registration?
Do you know Mr. Webber?
Do you want to get married?
Do you, David, take Jennifer...
Does he do anything except swim and jog on the beach?
Don't be a shitheel.
Don't do as I do. Do as I say.
Don't get heavy with me.
Don't hang around with your friends at the beach!
Enid. Enid, darling. Have you met my wife?
Enjoy yourself.
Excuse us, Mrs. Kissel.
Finally.
First and foremost, I don't equate the term exclusively with sex...
First, I'm getting a little fed up...
Five minutes ago you weren't worried about him.
Fix it, please!
For a man who's never been analyzed...
For authority on female aggrandizement consult the FBI's 10 Most Wanted List.
For in the final analysis, on the day of reckoning...
For one year I've been providing X rated entertainment...
For when I'm in his arms
Four of your birth control pills. I hope that's all right.
From Hollywood, The Tonight Show...
From the Metropolitan Opera company, Judith Blegen...
Fuck.
George Webber, the man who saved...
George Webber!
George Webber. We went out to dinner.
George, are you happy?
George?
George?
George.
George...
Get the phone
Glee clubs of moonbeams
God, aren't you?
God, bloody hell.
God, I don't know. Uh...
God, she's always busy.
God, yeah. That may be the suggestion of the week.
God! Elevator music.
God.
God.
God.
God. If to make it, I had to change places with Larry...
Good night, sweet Georgie.
Goodness...
Gosh, I don't remember.
Great lyric.
Great.
Happily
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday, dear George
Have you seen Sam?
Have you taken anything for it?
He makes me happy, so I let him swim and jog on the beach.
He must be good in the sack.
He should be. You know him intimately now.
He spoke gibberish, made obscene sounds.
He swore he loved me.
He used to be a Marine.
He wants me to come to Southampton for Easter.
He wants to thank you.
He wants to write something.
He'd sit on that bed in the dark and he would cry like a baby.
He'll come home, tail between his legs and settle down for good.
He'll lie on his stomach for days.
He's a child to be sure At times insecure
He's a child...
He's a man, nothing more
He's a very prominent Beverly Hills dentist.
He's gone. I don't know where he is.
He's got a terrible sunburn.
He's married and he's got 3 kids in 4 years.
He's more trouble than any man I've ever known, including my ex husband.
He's my lover, my friend
He's no more than a man
He's no more than a man
He's not my friend.
He's traveling abroad.
Hello, Mr. Webber. Come in.
Hello, this is Mr. George Webber.
Hello!
Hello!
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello? George?
Hello? Hello?
Hello? Oh, dammit!
Hello? Yes.
Hello.
Hello. Drink, sir?
Here we are: "Woman dame, hen, petticoat."
Here, try this.
Here's Johnny!
Here's your Bloody Mary.
Hey, I see him!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hi, David.
Hi, Mr. Webber.
Hi, Sam!
Hi.
Hi. You sound like you're really out of it.
Hit it as hard as he could.
Hold it.
Hold it. You must spend more time at the tables.
Hold on. He wants to talk to you.
How about a beer?
How about a Bloody Mary? You can stand in the ocean while drinking it.
How do you act when you're not worried?
How do you feel about 42?
How is your husband?
How long since you've had your teeth checked?
How long since you've seen Dr. Shoup?
How old is she?
How you feeling, birthday boy?
How's Larry?
How's Sam?
Hugh, sometimes you really are a pain in the ass fag.
Hugh?
Hugh?
Hurry!
I always say...
I am. As far as I'm concerned, I'm very special.
I can't hear you, Fraser.
I concentrate on the broads.
I could work on that.
I couldn't sleep.
I couldn't. I forgot my tutu.
I didn't get home from the hospital until 8:00.
I didn't get your name.
I didn't want to bother you but I'm leaving town tomorrow.
I don't know what room I'm in. Do you know?
I don't know your problem but you won't solve it by solving mine.
I don't know. I think the last 2 years have been rather good.
I don't like those. They make me pregnant.
I don't like...
I don't mean to be rude, but aren't you George Webber?
I don't peep into somebody else's windows to get my jollies.
I don't think I've been so happy for years.
I don't understand that thinking.
I don't want you to be afraid.
I don't watch him, I watch his broads. He's got a hell of a stable.
I enjoy your music.
I forgot the joint.
I give my heart
I give my heart
I give my heart
I give my heart
I go down on my knees to you.
I got a telegram saying he might come back.
I got married because I wanted to.
I guess she'd be happier if things were more emotional.
I guess so.
I have identification in the house."
I have left something for your favorite charity.
I haven't eaten all day.
I honestly don't know. I don't think she does.
I hope he's gone for good.
I hope the maid has made up the room. Good, she did.
I just came from the dentist where I had 6 cavities filled.
I know my man
I know what you mean. I'm very big in elevators.
I like different music for different things.
I like to dance to jazz.
I like to listen to rock.
I love you
I love you
I love you too much...
I mean, I wasn't expecting to see that vision.
I mean, it's not that complicated. I'd just rather be 30.
I met you at Truman Capote's party.
I need the time to be alone.
I need... Ahem.
I play it at every party.
I said I couldn't. I didn't say I wanted to.
I saw Romeo and Juliet at the Royal Opera House...
I spent the last...
I spent weekends at his house. I was at school in England.
I think he's...
I think I'm fairly well psychologically oriented.
I think it's amazing.
I think we blew a fuse a minute ago.
I think you should apologize because you want to...
I think you'll need a lawyer to help you with this one, Mr. Webber.
I think, one more time, basically.
I thought maybe you thought I was more than just a casual lay.
I thought we were going to make love.
I thought you had to be English to be in that.
I tried to call, but you weren't in.
I want a broad...
I want to make a cup of coffee.
I want to say something.
I want your definition, not Webster's.
I was going to call it, "I Love You, Samantha"...
I was in the Royal Air Force, as a matter of fact.
I was inspired by one of your better melodies.
I was just getting ready to leave.
I was out in the boat...
I was sitting at the stop sign.
I wasn't thinking anything special.
I wouldn't mind losing like a man...
I... I got back this afternoon. I thought I'd surprise you.
I'd analyze you better than that expensive shrink.
I'd be more than happy to help.
I'll apologize to you if you apologize to Mom.
I'll be back when I'm ready.
I'll be there about 11:00.
I'll invite some company over to soak up the strain.
I'll just slip into a robe. Come in.
I'll settle for a brandy.
I'll start dinner.
I'm afraid that wouldn't help very much.
I'm Bernie Kaufman. Your mom expects me.
I'm enchanted to be
I'm going to fill out my night.
I'm going to get Monsieur Roget's definition.
I'm going to the market. Anybody want anything?
I'm having dinner with Bernie Kaufman.
I'm in Mexico.
I'm in room...
I'm just using an extreme example to make a point.
I'm known by the name of "Donald."
I'm not dissatisfied. I took the right road.
I'm so pissed.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry.
I'm sure Dillinger never used that word derogatorily.
I'm Vicente, the assistant manager.
I'm... Well, that, too...
I've always gone on the premise that...
I've been getting strange vibrations.
I've got an early call.
I've got to call Sam!
I've never really used one.
I've survived the crisis, thank you.
I've talked to psychologists, psychiatrists...
If a broad is a woman, then women screw for money?
If I sleep with someone, it's because I want to.
If it makes him happy.
If it wouldn't be an imposition...
If they ask you
If they ask you
If you could, wouldn't you change places with Larry?
If you still want coffee...
If you were 19...
If you're on a surfboard or swimming, that's it. You could end up in Peru.
In an emergency, I can shift things around a bit.
In return, I won't bring up that you've acted like a spoiled child all morning.
In that case...
In today's world...
In whatever order you consider appropriate.
Into a thumping thing
Is it 41 or 42?
Is it me?
Is that for me?
Is that good or bad?
Is that so? Well, I suppose I do.
Is the first of May
Is this 275 0817?
Is true
It could have been much worse.
It depends why you're doing it and with whom you're doing it...
It depends. How do you feel?
It fits right in with this depersonalized concept.
It is me, isn't it?
It means go to the store and come back.
It never happened to him before, he said.
It really wiped me out.
It was '67. '68.
It would make a difference.
It'll cost you 50 bucks and an apology.
It'll take him a while to find out he's a certified imbecile.
It's a custom here at Las Hadas. It'll keep you cool.
It's a stone's throw from "cognito."
It's all right. It's a long piece.
It's all right. You go on back to the kitchen now.
It's an iniquitous arrangement!
It's as though somebody died.
It's been busy all day.
It's better if you start right at the beginning. Please?
It's David.
It's easy
It's easy
It's easy to say
It's easy to say
It's Josh talking to his dad.
It's not. Really, don't be afraid.
It's okay if your husband does it?
It's over
It's really terrific.
It's the thought that counts.
It's unbelievable, isn't it?
Jolly good!
Just a couple of days...
Just a weaver of wishes and dreams
Just as a matter of interest.
Just to one man
Just to one man
Keep a light in the window. I may be back.
Kill if you must, but don't lose her.
Lava tus dientes.
Lest ye judge harshly, remember...
Let me make it well.
Let me see...
Let me speak to your mother.
Let's look it up.
Like "dame," "skirt"...
Listen, I just said "broad."
Listen, I tried to call you a dozen times.
Listen, Kitty, until otherwise instructed...
Look into my ear My love
Look out!
Look, I can cancel my vacation for a few days...
Look. "Slang. Derogatory. Broad."
Love you
Love you
Loved it all my life. Of course, I made a choice.
Loving...
Make a lot of love, and just that much arguing.
Make yourself at home.
Marriage is a sacred commitment...
Maybe you are allergic.
Might I suggest the dining room?
Miss Samantha Taylor.
Mm. Can you be more specific? Have you married any young people lately?
Mom says I should apologize.
Mom? Dad wants to talk to you.
More tables, you know. Never mind.
More, Georgie.
Mr. Webber, right this way.
Mr. Webber?
Mr. Webber?
Mr. Webber?
Mr. Webber?
Mr. Webber...
Mrs. Miles and I always go to Mexico.
Mrs. Taylor?
My daughter Jenny's there now on her honeymoon.
My dentist is Dr. Shoup in New York. Do you know him?
My father's just right of Attila the Hun.
My God! You're lucky you didn't have a wreck.
My goodness!
My love
My maternal grandmother was one of the greatest broads that ever lived.
My name is George Webber. I'm trying to get a message to her. Can I do that?
My stepmother's younger brother.
My uncle turned me on to it.
Name and room number.
Neither am I.
Never throw me a surprise party again.
Never!
Nice room you have. Pretty.
Night, Sheil.
No damage done.
No matter what we did or how, he just couldn't manage.
No, but bring back the receipts.
No, I think under the circumstances...
No, I'm...
No, it's my pleasure.
No, it's not.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. He that hath clean hands and a pure heart...
No. No.
No. You look 33.
Not "we" have, "you" have.
Not at this minute.
Not the kind of a beau I dreamed long ago
Nothing has happened to him. Nothing sinister, that is.
Nothing special that you'd run to see
Nothing wrong with being happy...
Now and then
Now open as wide as you can, please. Wide. Wide.
Now, George, you must be absolutely frank with me.
Now, you want to argue or you want to make love?
Of course, there's a difference.
Oh, baby, won't you and me
Oh, bollocks!
Oh, Christ.
Oh, Christ.
Oh, Christ.
Oh, damn!
Oh, fuck! Ow.
Oh, fuck! Uh.
Oh, George is.
Oh, George! With the...
Oh, God, you beautiful thing!
Oh, God!
Oh, God! Anything.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God. Oh, Jenny.
Oh, great. Thank you. Terrific.
Oh, hi, baby. How do you feel?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, it's very obvious.
Oh, look, Jenny!
Oh, my God! Where's that?
Oh, no, no. Come in.
Oh, no!
Oh, okay.
Oh, right.
Oh, Sam.
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit.
Oh, well. To Tripoli.
Oh, what?
Oh, yes.
Oh. I'd like strong black coffee and some amphetamines.
Oh. Invalided.
Oh. Sam's great.
Oh. Well, that's nice.
Oh. What?
Okay, I'll see you later.
Okay, over here!
Okay, thank you.
Okay, what's up?
Okay, you define it.
Okay?
Okay? How about that, smartass?
Okay.
Okay. All right. Bye.
Okay. Everybody take 10, please.
Okay. Thank you, Don.
On whether you watched me through a telescope...
One of the most glorious of God's institutions...
One of your better lyrics.
One time he got so crazy, he just started punching the wall.
Open, please.
Operator, I'm having trouble reaching 275 0817.
Operator.
Or 20, even.
Ow, ow! Damn! Damn!
Pardon?
Past the point, there's heavy currents. 6 or 7 knots.
Perfect circles...
Perhaps you might know the bride's father, Dr. Miles.
Piss off, George!
Piss off, George!
Play "Funny Valentine."
Pretty song.
Probably just a temporary...
Put this in front of "don't call it love."
Rainbows that shine out loud
Really?
Remember what they say, George. After 40, it's all patch, patch, patch.
Right this way.
Right, right.
Sam!
Sam? Sam?
Sam...
Sam's mostly always great.
Second...
See if you can cancel them.
Semper fi.
She doesn't want to talk to you.
She spoke to this house. A strange man answered.
She was afraid Mr. Webber, the tenant...
She's going out to dinner with Bernie Kaufman.
She's in the kitchen. He's playing the piano.
She's on the phone.
Shit! She did it again.
Sing your name in the blue
Sir. Can I get you anything else?
Sit down. You'll just screw things up in the kitchen.
Six?
So does a broad. A hooker makes the price going in.
So don't go punching any walls, Georgie, huh?
So in our little plot
So many don't seem able to relate to the true meaning of the ceremony.
So what do you do?
So you know what I'll do? I'll call it a day.
So you'll think about it?
Some broads do it for other things, but in a way, they sell it!
Some happy, conversational...
Some of my oldest and dearest friends are broads!
Some of us...
Something cool, refreshing?
Sometimes, though, it gets to be almost too much.
Sorry, I didn't realize you were in the shower.
Sorry, that line's busy.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sort of clumsy and absent of mind
Speaking of noses, why don't you keep yours out of my personal affairs?
Stage phone, please.
Still busy.
Such as marriage, for instance.
Suddenly there she was. And I reacted.
Sure it's not dangerous?
Sure there is.
Sure will. Okay, nice talking to you.
Sure, I get lonely without him
Sure.
Surprise!
Ta da. Heh heh heh.
Tell me something, sweet Donald.
Terrific.
Thank God for that.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That bee sting's awfully close to your frontal lobes.
That I have an ear for love
That I would find
That is pretty.
That music is my era.
That old cliché
That she was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen.
That sounds mostly intellectual, not emotional.
That was a hell of a good show.
That's all right.
That's all right.
That's beautiful.
That's because I'm really 25.
That's because you're 38.
That's it, George!
That's really marvelous.
That's Spanish for "brush your teeth."
That's terrible.
That's the nerve. Lucky if we can save this tooth.
That's what I was going to ask you, George.
The currents?
The fear of death. The inevitability of it.
The hell I wasn't!
The last time I was in New York, Mrs. Miles and I saw, uh...
The latest hike in OPEC oil...
The less you find him home
The me that I see in his eyes
The more you bind him
The more you do for him, the more he rubs your nose in it.
The music in elevators. Lots of violins.
The music. You'll have to start it again.
The mystery is what he sees in me
The record is stuck!
The record!
The sand is hot.
The time has come for David and Jenny...
The very best of men must roam
The Virgin Islands.
Their spreading their legs doesn't make the terms interchangeable.
Then don't.
Then you can take your vacation, and as far as your teeth are concerned...
There was this...
There's a bar if you want a drink.
There's a joint in the ashtray.
There's nothing fair about that.
There's nothing to it. No big waves. Just paddle around.
There's nothing unusual.
There's only one way to say
These rooms are well insulated.
They don't make "broads" like that anymore.
They don't write music like that anymore.
They just gave him a shot of Demerol. He's really out of it.
Think I'll go out and get a surfboard.
Third, the first two wouldn't bother me a bit...
Thirty seven. But I look 40.
This ever happen to you before?
This guest, in particular.
This is Ed McMahon, along with Doc Severinsen...
This is the new one, Hugh.
This too I swear
Though we're under a cloud
To one man
Tonight I spend with you.
Tonight! Me. This.
Too old...
Try an antihistamine.
Turning my heart
Ugh. I'm going home.
Uh, on a scale from 1 to 10?
Uh. No, actually. Thanks. I think I might go for a swim.
Uh... Maybe you'd like to go have dinner?
Um, excuse me, reverend, I was just driving by your church...
Um... Care to translate that?
Um... No.
Unbelievable.
Uncle Fred said "Bolero" was the most descriptive sex music ever written.
Unless he has a new remote control screwing device...
Up the rebels.
Very shy, insecure
W E B B E R.
Wait one moment.
We are each of us the product of an era.
We did, but...
We got a call from a Miss Taylor.
We had a nice dinner.
We had it made
We lived together two years. We only did it for the family.
We slept together, by actual count, 16 times.
We spend too much time arguing and not enough making love.
We stopped seeing each other finally.
We're the best of friends
We're the original odd couple.
We've got a very beautiful place here.
We've nothing in common.
Webber. George.
Welcome to Las Hadas.
Well, come on in, George!
Well, evidently not.
Well, for instance, compared to, say, 5 or 10...
Well, he hasn't.
Well, in that case let me take you out to dinner.
Well, isn't that wild?
Well, not much anymore, anyway.
Well, they're all bad. Two of them really serious. But they're all bad.
Well?
Well...
Well...
Well...
What a drag.
What about it?
What about the young girls on the beach? And Larry?
What do you do to Prokofiev?
What do you mean?
What do you think?
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
What else do you always say?
What have you done to your nose?
What is it about that miserable little son of a bitch that makes me care?
What is this? What's wrong? What's wrong?
What more could I ask him to be?
What the fucking hell kind of era is that?
What were your thoughts at the moment of this fixation?
What, now?
What...
What's fair about a man...
What's he doing?
What's that got to do with it?
Whatever Monsieur Roget's définition was...
When do you plan on coming back?
When I hold you near My love
When I'm kissing your glove
When I've known all along
When you are near
When you're talking to me
When you're talking to me
Whenever Mrs. Kissel breaks wind, we beat the dog.
Where are you going on your vacation?
Where would we be without God's love?
While I am there
Why do I hear
Why is it I never doubt him
Why is there music
Why me?
Why not?
Why not?
Why the hell get married?
Why, when you smile
Why'd you think that?
Willis Ackerman.
Would you mind stepping out?
Would you take this? I'll check the fuse box.
Would you turn off the record?
Yeah, I suppose it is.
Yeah, see you later, Butch.
Yeah, she's...
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, well, I was his problem and he sure worked me right out.
Yeah, yeah, it's George.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. He fell asleep on the board...
Yeah. Oh, no big deal.
Yeah. Terrific.
Yeah. Thank you.
Yeah. Uh...
Yes, I am, and I don't think you're being the teeniest bit rude.
Yes, it is.
Yes, yes.
Yes, yes. Quite.
Yes?
Yes?
Yes. And not just a police car. A Beverly Hills police car.
Yes. Listen, you'll never guess in a million years.
Yes. Well, frankly, I...
Yes. Well, I think you should stick with it, reverend.
Yesterday I married Jennifer Miles and David Hanley.
You and your friend are dirty old men.
You applied a disparaging connotation to the term.
You better take it easy. Pain pills and alcohol don't mix.
You can say that We ended happily
You can say that We ended happily
You could lose your mind
You could search the years away
You could've fooled me.
You did?
You did.
You do.
You don't consider that significant?
You don't remember? I played that for you already.
You don't sound happy.
You get a fixation on a beautiful young girl.
You go for it, George!
You got the time or you want to wait till after the late show?
You have all the... Ohh!
You have to do them all now? Couldn't we just do the bad ones?
You know my definition.
You know my father.
You know something? You suddenly don't look a day over 30.
You know, George, I'm a songwriter too.
You know, he's got three kids now.
You know. Years.
You know...
You mad at me?
You may not believe it...
You mean invalid?
You miserable little son of a bitch!
You play it safe.
You realize, I've loved music all my life.
You really did like it.
You said a broad does it for money.
You said a hooker sells it. I said so does a broad.
You said there was no such thing as a 10.
You try the summer
You walk away and for a while
You want to look up "derogatory?"
You wouldn't believe this.
You'd better get some sleep.
You'd change places with a homosexual to put it off.
You'll have peace and quiet.
You'll see that what I say I hear
You're becoming obsessed with the ugliness of old age.
You're gutless. You're afraid to admit you blew it, and lose like a man.
You're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
You've brooded and sulked around my house all morning...
Young man, go and tell her I'm on the phone, right now!
Your phone's out of order.
Yup. It's getting late. I think I'd better go.
11.
...as they were 10 years ago. Really?
...to describe women disparagingly? I'm just saying I didn't use it that way.
'68. '68.
"Moll." "Crumpet." "Moll."
A few. Elevator music.
A hooker. A hooker's a hooker.
Ah. Come in, Mr. Webber. Hi, Covington. What happened?
Ahh! Shh.
Always there, right? Oh, yes, yes.
And here you are. Yeah.
And then have... Right.
Any action? Ehh.
Are you going for it? I'm going for it.
Are you hurt? No.
Are you in? No, no.
As easy as that? You've got it.
Beginning to feel the Novocaine? Yeah. My lips are tingling.
Bernie Kaufman. Hi. George Webber.
Can I ask you a question? Sure.
Can I drink on the way to the room? Of course.
Cheers! Thank you.
Cheers. Cheers.
Collins. Bill. Hi. How are you?
Come this way. Careful, now. Okay.
Congratulations, Mary Lewis. Thank you. Thank you.
Dial "9." Mm.
Do you have a license? Yeah.
Do you mind if I make a phone call? Go ahead.
Do your homework. I've already done it!
Does that guy have a telescope too? Yeah.
Dr. Miles, D.D.S. That's right.
Exhaustingly childish? Uh huh. Yeah.
Fine. And I don't think I really have a problem.
For Samantha Taylor? Who's calling? Right. George Webber.
For that matter, so is the management. Oh, poo poo.
For the car. Um...
George Webber. Would you please sign in?
George? Hmm?
Go play the piano. I want to do my share.
Good morning. Good morning.
Good night, Don. Good night.
Good night, Sam. Night, Sheila.
Goodnight, George. Mm.
Got it. Hello? Hello?
Great. Yeah. Got it?
He is a very enterprising young man. Mm. Yes, yes.
He's around, isn't he? Why are you so het up?
He's going through male menopause. Come on.
Hello? Who is this?
Here you go, sir. Oh, shit!
Here you go. Thanks.
Hey, hi. Hi.
Hi, Bernie. Hi
Hi. Hi.
Hi. Hi.
How about unnaturally belligerent? Oh, yes.
How are you? Fine, thanks.
How are you? Not very well.
How are you? Okay.
How come? Because he asked me.
How you doing? It's good to see you.
How's the water? Great.
Hugh? Hm?
I did have a wreck. I hit a police car. A police car?
I don't understand. Oh, come on.
I feel betrayed. Ohh.
I guess so would you. Ho ho ho.
I have a telescope. You do?
I said you must have had a rough flight. Nyeh.
I think you did. But the music, you know.
I won't be long. Don't be.
I'd better let her know you're here. Okay.
I'll give her your love. No. Give her yours.
I'll see you tomorrow. All right.
I'll take you on my back. Come on. No.
I'm going home. Right.
I'm going out. I'll be back. Okay.
I'm stunned. Do you think it's professional?
If you need anything... I'll give you a shout.
Including your mother. You bet!
Is it? No.
Is Mr. Fallon here? Oh, yes, he's here.
Is she expecting you? No.
Is there a phone I can use? Sure.
It's really warm in the ocean. No, no.
It's the brandy. Yeah.
It's too soon. Keep going.
Jesus, George! Don't look.
Josh? Yeah?
Keep your voice down. Ohh.
Let's get back to the doubles. How will that help you sleep?
Lounge. Mr. Webber, please.
May I ask you something, Mr. Webber? If you call me George.
Maybe it's better if we go the other way. Okay.
Miss Samantha Taylor? Right. Thank you.
Mm hm? Say something.
Mm hm. I enjoy it. It pleases me.
Mr. Webber. Huh?
My God. Does it hurt? You bet your knickers it hurts.
Nice meeting you. Yeah.
No, thanks. Okay.
No. We were married Friday.
No. Don't believe I do. Oh.
Nobody's perfect. Thank God.
Not much of a honeymoon. It doesn't matter.
Now what? It's stuck!
Oh, boy. Or whether I was married.
Oh, coffee. Coffee.
Oh, hi, George. Hi, Josh.
Oh, in front. Right. Try it.
Oh, Jesus! I don't believe it!
Oh, wow! Oh, Jenny.
Oh! Hello?
Oh! Oh, God!
Oh. Las Hadas.
Okay here, sir? Yeah.
Okay, I won't. Why the hell not?
Operator. Mm.
Operator. Would you get me the police?
Pardon? What's wrong? What are you doing here?
Right, mate. Oh, yes.
Sam! George?
Sam? Hm?
Samantha Taylor, please. She's busy.
Say hello to Sam, Don. Hello, Sam.
See anything interesting? Oh, yeah!
See if you can get this thing started. Yeah. Thank you.
She's been with me for ages. Yes.
She's lost her shape. She's going to enjoy this.
Sir? Forget it.
Some grass? No, no, no.
Some women! Broads!
Start it again! What?
Still busy. I'll hold.
Switzer. Chuck. Hi.
Terrific. My name is Mary Lewis.
Thank you. How wonderful!
Thank you. Okay.
Thanks. Certainly.
That hurt? Not really.
That was because the dummy fell asleep. Fell asleep?
That's me! ...met with foul play.
That's me. Why not?
Theater. Stage phone, please.
They loved it. At $8.50 a crack, I'm lucky.
This'll take a few minutes. Okay.
To each his own. Ah. Now that's a good song.
To your very good health. Thank you, Don.
Two of them are pretty bad. Really.
Uh. Ha ha ha!
Unless you want to argue. Oh, no.
We're working here in the morning. Oh, goody, goody.
Webber. Could you spell that?
Webber. Of course!
Well, maybe tomorrow. What about sailing?
Well... I don't want to, you know.
What did you do, work all night? I did. Was it worth it?
What if I don't want to? Uh...
What? A feather!
What? It's better if I'm on top.
What? July 26.
What's iniquitous? I show him mine, he don't show his!
What's the difference? A hooker sells it.
What's up? George fucking Webber!
Who are my next appointments? Mrs. Phillips and Mr. Rodinsky.
Who is it? Uh, George Webber.
Whose car? It's a loaner.
Whose car? What?
Why should I do that? Because you've been a real shit!
Willis... Ackerman.
Would you call me a broad? That depends.
Would you like a drink? No, thanks.
Would you like to drink it in the ocean? No, no.
Would you like to sit down? Yes.
Wouldn't you like a drink? No, thanks.
Yeah, sure, okay. Careful.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. If you could just tell her...
Yeah. Hi, it's George.
Yes? Mr. Webber's here.
Yes. He says you're his patient.
Yes. 104. Thank God. Thank you.
You an English fellow, huh? Mm hm.
You do that. So do you, but you won't admit it.
You know what's wrong with you? Male chauvinist pig.
You know where the Scotch is. No, I don't.
You little... I'll tell her you're here.
You must have had a rough flight. Huh?
You shall, darling. Later. Ohh. Yeah!
You two know each other? I think we just met.
You're welcome. Oh, you know what I mean.
You've got six cavities. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
Your definition or mine? I know yours.
Yup? Sam?
...655 2264?
...a couple of weeks. I should have it all sorted out.
...a minute longer than I have to.
...a virgin.
...and 20 years from now...
...and a woman getting older and looking old?
...and completely ignores many of our...
...and I decided...
...and looking more distinguished and worldly...
...and pay attention to your bedroom guests.
...and promising in God's name to obey one another...
...and reckless driving.
...and the NBC Orchestra, inviting you...
...and winner of four Academy Awards...
...and you could spare a few minutes, I'd be eternally grateful.
...and you reciprocate with PG!
...and you said to her, "Darling...
...and, uh, a thought struck me.
...another double, Don.
...are honeymooning at the Las Hadas Hotel in Mexico.
...area code 213...
...as your lawful wedded wife...
...at sexually emancipated ladies being referred to as "broads."
...beautiful guy. Willis.
...better we just get it over with. It won't be so bad.
...bores of all time, that's the ultimate compliment.
...braved treacherous waters to save a drowning man.
...but I feel basically invalided, like an invalid.
...but just as many young people are marrying today...
...but most males over 40 make up for it in the emotional department.
...but some old hack got there before me.
...but there's more to life than screwing to Ravel's "Bolero."
...do you know what they'd be playing?
...Dream Boat! That was your show, wasn't it?
...drifted out to sea and the currents got him.
...foolish pride, I don't think I'll take him back.
...for new love
...from this day forward till death do you part?
...generous, occasionally lovable and a genius...
...George Webber, composer, playwright...
...getting older...
...having a brandy with my old friend, Don.
...how can you keep from watching him too?
...I can't ask him to step outside because he's too small.
...I can't think of a single thing.
...I like your songs.
...I think a telescope aimed at anything other than stars...
...I want you to promise me something.
...I was not using the term in a derogatory fashion!
...I won't stay...
...I'd sure as hell give it consideration.
...if you'd stop watching so much television...
...intellectually stimulating, pleasant company.
...is an invasion of privacy and qualifies the voyeur as a peeping Tom.
...is the institution of marriage.
...it does well to consider such a commitment.
...just don't bring out the man in men.
...just fine.
...malfunction of my biorhythms, dear.
...middle age.
...Mr. Webber'll be incommunicado.
...not because of your mother.
...or girlfriend you knew in high school...
...realizing they'd been lying in their teeth.
...right in and chase the shepherds away
...right in and made my sunniest day
...signifying God's eternal love and devotion.
...socially most fundamental institutions.
...starring Johnny Carson.
...that "broad" is not a term used by men...
...the institution of marriage and all it stands for?"
...the Las Hadas bar...
...the view from the balcony is magnificent.
...there wasn't time to go for help, so I went after him.
...they say...
...they're playing our song"...
...to be happy, you have to feel happy.
...to have and to hold...
...to join Johnny and his guest Cloris Leachman.
...to make this commitment to one another.
...to put you through all that rubbish.
...to this establishment?
...until death do them part.
...voyeurism or, quote, "degeneracy."
...we shall all be held to account.
...welfare workers...
...when I was 16, with Nureyev and Fonteyn.
...while I fooled around with your degenerate neighbor.
...who better than somebody who truly represents...
...who hath not lifted up his soul unto vanity...
...with.
...without beginning, without end...
...without the good manners to explain or apologize, and I'm fed up.
...worked his problem out.
...you can relax and enjoy yourself.
...you know who "they" are...
...you were dancing with your wife...
"Broad" means woman. Not good, not bad, unless so designated.
"Broad" to me is just another colloquial term for "woman"!
"Don," to my friends and paying customers.
"Double Don." That'll be hard to say...
"Esta noche, la paso contigo."
"My name is George Webber.
"Oh, wow"?
"Slang or derogatory. Jane, broad."
"Why Don't We Do It In the Road?"
42 what? Mm.

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