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Three Fugitives

Three Fugitives

Three Fugitives: A Classic Comedy with Heartwarming Twists

Year: 1989

Cast:
1. Nick Nolte as Lucas
2. Martin Short as Ned Perry
3. James Earl Jones as Dugan
4. Sarah Rowland Doroff as Meg
5. Alan Ruck as Tener
6. Kenneth McMillan as Dobbler
7. David Arnott as Mr. Dunston
8. Lee Garlington as Businesswoman

If you're in the mood for a hilarious and heartwarming cinematic experience, look no further than the 1989 comedy film, Three Fugitives. Starring a talented cast and featuring a fantastic soundtrack, this movie is a must-watch for those seeking entertainment and a good dose of laughter.

Three Fugitives tells the story of Lucas, wonderfully played by Nick Nolte, a recently released convict who finds himself in a desperate situation just minutes after his release. Accidentally caught up in a bank robbery, Lucas becomes an accomplice to Ned Perry, portrayed by the comedic genius Martin Short. The movie takes off from there, weaving together a unique blend of humor, action, and unexpected emotional depth.

Martin Short delivers an exceptional performance as Ned Perry, a tender-hearted and bumbling bank robber with a flair for getting into absurdly amusing situations. His comedic timing and physical comedy skills are on full display, adding an extra layer of hilarity to the film.

Adding to the star-studded cast is James Earl Jones as Dugan, a hardened and determined detective hot on the trail of our bumbling fugitives. Jones's commanding presence and gravitas bring depth and an element of tension to the story, keeping the audience engaged and on the edge of their seats.

The chemistry between the cast members is palpable, creating an on-screen dynamic that draws viewers in and makes them fully invested in the characters' journey. From the interactions between Lucas and Ned to the tense encounters with Detective Dugan, each scene is expertly crafted to elicit both laughter and genuine emotion.

To complement the stellar performances, the soundtrack of Three Fugitives is a delightful mix of catchy tunes that perfectly capture the spirit of the film. Whether it's the upbeat and jazzy tunes during humorous moments or the melodic and heartfelt pieces during emotional scenes, the music enhances the overall experience and serves as a perfect backdrop to the story.

If you've fallen in love with the sounds of Three Fugitives and want to have them at your fingertips, you're in luck! You can play and download these fantastic sounds from your favorite music streaming platforms or digital stores. Jam to the jazzy melodies or let the tender compositions tug at your heartstrings – the choice is yours!

In conclusion, Three Fugitives is a timeless comedy that has something for everyone. Its stellar cast, including Nick Nolte, Martin Short, and James Earl Jones, deliver outstanding performances that will leave you in stitches. The cleverly crafted plot, filled with unexpected twists and turns, keeps you invested until the very end. And let's not forget the unforgettable soundtrack that perfectly complements the film's atmosphere and adds an extra layer of enjoyment. So gather your friends or pop some popcorn and prepare for a night of laughter and entertainment with Three Fugitives. Enjoy the movie and don't forget to download the incredible soundtrack!

A breakdown. Would you hire him?
A female cop. Complicates things.
A friend of mine has been hurt. I brought him in to see you. He's in the examining room.
A friend who disappeared five years ago.
A friend. He's been wounded in the thigh. He's lost a lot of blood.
A great big cake with whipped cream and everything on top.
A kiss good bye.
A sure thing is, I wouldn't hire him to rob a bank.
About my appearance. It wasn't really necessary.
Ah, shut up!
Ah! He's waking up.
Al Capone here can tell his story to the cops.
All available units, 2 11 silent in progress Pacific National Bank.
All available units, 2 11 silent in progress Pacific National Bank.
All because pulled off 14 holdups, asshole!
All I can say is all charges against Mr. Lucas have been dropped.
All right, let's go.
All right. He's on his way.
All right. Spread out! Take some men over there!
All units handle code 3 and high.
And he became enraged when given a rubber bone.
And he must have been peeing at the moment of impact.
And I practically make lieutenant.
And one day you walk past a bank and the fun will begin again.
And wishing he had spent one more day in prison.
And you being a felon, I mean, you know these things. Right?
And you don't want him to be hurt, do you?
And you know, of course, the price?
And you take care of him, like you took care of me.
And you'll all be blown to smitherines, so move it!
Any trouble, then I'll call the cops.
Anyone could hurt her.
Are you all right? You didn't hurt yourself?
Are you doing okay, little lady?
Are you doing okay?
Are you done?
Are you nuts? No way!
Are you nuts? They'll shot us.
Are you okay?
As far as I'm concerned, I got nothing to say about him. The matter's closed.
Asshole wants to make a statement. Go on!
Attack, God damn it!
Attack!
Be better to put him to sleep.
Be just great if he hits the bank we just drove him to.
Be just great if you shut up. Lets go.
Be suspicious of everyone.
Beat it, before I change my mind.
Beat it!
Beat it. I'm tired.
Because the only thing that matters to me is my little girl.
Being treated like a dog...
Blows up his getaway car and then tries to turn his hostage in to the police.
Boss, it's for you.
Bring me that phone.
Bullets? Why, who shot him?
But I want my daughter!
But I'll be back, I promise.
But I'm not a doctor, George.
But if you think you can weasel my money away from me, you're greatly mistaken!
But not with that face. You're too ugly. You look like shit.
But one thing she doesn't need is a cop guarding over her.
But they'll put her in a childrens' home.
But you... you turn out to be this big pain in the ass.
But, I try to look at the bright side, Lucas.
By the way, he's a veterinarian.
By, thanks for the ride, guys.
Call him. He'll help you out.
Can't hang around here. It's too dangerous.
Can't leave it alone, can you?
Christ, the only reason I robbed that God damned bank, because I needed the money.
Come here, Meg! Come on.
Come on honey. Hurry up. Let's get in.
Come on in!
Come on out here, Lucas. You know the procedure.
Come on, baby.
Come on, be a good girl. Look at me.
Come on, buddy, get the hell out of the way.
Come on, let's go! Let's go!
Come on, Mr Lucas, give us a story!
Come on, we gotta get going!
Come on! Come on!
Come on. We gotta find that wig.
Come out with your hands up and you will not get hurt.
Come out with your hands up, and you will not get hurt.
Come with me, sweetheart.
Could have been a struggle.
Could I talk to her alone, please?
Couldn't do his job, apparently. They laid him off.
Cut the bull shit, Lucas.
Daddy's here.
Dio.
Do I take a bus or walk or what?
Do little girls eat caviar?
Do you remember my little girl, Meg? I brought her here about two or three years ago?
Do you remember when you said to me: "Don't go"?
Doctor Horvath?
Doctor Horvath?
Doctor Horvath?
Doctor Horvath?
Doctor Horvath?
Doctor Horvath?
Doctor Horvath? We're not going to bother you any longer, okay?
Doctor's waiting.
Don't be afraid, Mommy.
Don't be afraid, sweetheart, everything's fine. Everything's okay.
Don't be afraid. It's me, Lucas.
Don't be ridiculous.
Don't come back.
Don't cry Meg, he'll come back. He will.
Don't cry.
Don't go.
Don't have a record, you got an honest face, they won't give you more than a year.
Don't know, exactly, she's in a special school. Must have cost a fortune.
Don't move!
Don't pester that man!
Don't say anything.
Don't talk to me.
Don't tell me, asshole, tell them!
Don't you know where the crosswalk is?
Down there.
Dr. Horvath saved his life four years ago when he got shot by a bank robber.
Dr. Horvath?
Drop dead.
Dugan here. Would you repeat?
Dugan!
Dugan! Don't be stupid, man!
Easy boy.
Easy for you.
Either I get $50,000 in 24 hours or
Establish perimeter. Seal the end of state. Out.
Even in a convention of transvestites, I'd be arrested.
Every month, same reunion.
Everybody, hands up! Hands up! Stick them up! This is a hold up!
Everything's going to be fine, ma'am. Just relax.
Excuse me, I think I'm going to faint.
Excuse me, I want to see...
Excuse me, new accounts please. Thank you.
Excuse me, officers, I think this little girl is lost.
Excuse me, you said they wanted your ass. Why wou...
Feel her hands, they're freezing.
Find a job, lead a normal life like everyone else.
Fine.
First, the guys off the roof!
Five minutes.
Five years in jail! Five years!
Five years.
Fix your wig, darling!
Follow me.
For Christ sake, pick up your weapon, asshole.
Freeze!
Freeze!
From the angle of entry, it would appear that his leg was raised
Fruit! Get the fruit.
George, go and get the alcohol. It's all right. You stay there. You stay right here.
Get in! Get in!
Get it down everybody or I blow this place up!
Get me out of here!
Get moving over there! Move it!
Get moving, come on!
Get out of here!
Get out of here! You're in my way! You hear me?
Get out of here.
Get out of the car, baby.
Get them up, or I'll shoot!
Get together with community services, we can't keep the kid here, that's for sure.
Give her to me. You'll drop her.
Give me back my gun or I'll blow us both up!
Give me the keys, asshole! Before we're killed!
Give me your teddy bear, sweetheart.
Give yourself up. Living on the run is hell.
Give yourself up. You don't have a chance!
Go get him right now!
Go get him!
Go on, get out of here.
Go on... change that to Canadian. You need gas.
Go straight!
Go! Adam one, requesting backup. We are in pursuit PNB suspect,
Good bye.
Good luck.
Good seeing you too.
Good to see you, Charlie.
Good!
Goose liver.
Got it. Anything else?
Got it. Anything else?
Got it. Thanks. Thanks a million.
Have you been waiting long? Have you? Dr. Horvath's car.
Having to baby sit...
He can't stay, baby.
He cracked.
He didn't waste any time, did he? Gets out and boom, hits a bank. That's balls.
He only eats thieves.
He says he took Lucas hostage.
He tested negative for rabies.
He took you hostage? This little fart? Who are you kidding?
He was a sales manager. Two years ago his wife died.
He was being very threatening. And then this guy.
He worked 11 years in the same place Northwest Lumber.
He'd like to, he really would, but he can't.
He's 32 years years old, no record.
He's a friend of my dad's. Very nice guy. He does a good job.
He's a nobody.
He's loosing everything.
He's lying, he's a complete lier!
He's not a doctor. He's a veterinarian and not the kind to call the cops, either.
He's not far from here. Come on. Move over. Hurry.
He's nuts but he's not that... At least I don't think he is.
He's right. I can't stay.
He's still sleeping. I don't like that.
Headed North, Wells and 54th Street.
Hello Meg. Look what I brought you. You like it?
Hello? Anybody home?
Hello? Are you okay?
Hello.
Hello.
Here we are, Pacific National.
Here we are.
Here we go, nice and...
Here, bite on this.
Here, I had it made this morning.
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Hey honey, would you like to have a big dog like that some day?
Hey Max. A wounded man is a piece of cake, isn't he, huh?
Hey, hey, easy! Easy! Watch it! Come on!
Hey, Max
Hey, Rover.
Hey, what do you think you're doing?
Hey, what's that?
Hey! Give it to me, God damned it.
Hey! I'm talking to you!
Hey?
Hey. What's going on here?
Hi there.
Hi, Doctor Horvath, remember me?
Hi. Do you remember me?
Hia, Charlie.
Hide!
Hold your fire!
Hold your fire!
Hold your gun like a man, for Christ sake!
Holy shit!
Honest.
Honey, don't be afraid of him. He won't bite you.
Hope he's home.
How about moving a little bit, man?
How are you, pal?
How come you don't talk?
How much was there?
How was I to know who you were? I just took a hostage.
How's this sound?
Hurry up, jerk off, or I'll put a hole in them.
Hurt? I haven't practiced in years, George.
I asked where her mommy and daddy are, she doesn't answer.
I can't imagine we'll be seeing each other again.
I can't stay with you. Now, don't be sad.
I could have jumped a lot higher than that. I'm a basketball player at the Y, you know.
I couldn't pay my rent either and I was just about to be thrown out.
I don't have a clue where to get that sort of stuff, you know?
I don't have that. Where am I supposed to find 50,000 dollars.
I don't know what to say, Lucas.
I don't know. I kind of had a feeling he was serious.
I don't like this. Something terrible's going to happen.
I don't want a kid in here pestering me. I want to be left alone.
I don't want anything. I'm the hostage.
I don't want this one, I want mine.
I don't want to do this!
I feel much better. Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you so much.
I finished off the caviar and oysters for breakfast. I feel lousy.
I guess that's it. Huh?
I had nothing against you personally. Hey! I'm in the shit too, you know!
I had nothing to do with this. So everybody just... I'm unarmed, I'm unarmed!
I hate when she calls me mommy.
I have a hostage, let me through or I'll kill him.
I have a hostage!
I have to get out of the country. And I need a fake ID.
I heard. So why are you whispering?
I hope so.
I just hope it doesn't block her.
I kind of had a feeling you're naive.
I know that's a terrible thing to do, but I'm going to do it anyway.
I know there are ugly ladies. There are a lot of ugly ladies.
I know. But can you just take out the bullet and bandage the wound?
I mean, I'm in trouble.
I missed you.
I put a security system in here. They went on vacation this morning. They won't be back for a month.
I repeat, this bank is surrounded.
I repeat. Come out with your hands up, and you will not get hurt.
I said I was sorry, didn't I?
I said no!
I said stick 'em up!
I think I'm getting car sick.
I think we can conclude, that our Mr. Lucas spent the day getting shot,
I thought you might be lonesome.
I thought... look what he's done to your hair!
I told you I don't have a woman's voice.
I want you to wait right here? You understand? Don't budge.
I warned you, I am not going to prison.
I won't panic. Do not worry. I'm okay now. Going to be fine.
I'd like to have him wake up barking like that.
I'd like you to hear him personally.
I'll come visit.
I'll do it.
I'll go get some help.
I'll just... I'll leave it here then.
I'll keep you fed, the food here is got to be lousy.
I'll kill myself. Then they'll have two deaths in their conscience, those bastards!
I'll kill the hostage! You hear me? I'll kill him!
I'll leave him here with you.
I'll never forget you.
I'll put a bullet up your ass!
I'll take care of our tough customer, okay? No problem.
I'll take care of you.
I'll tell you why. These two guys... they're a team.
I'll visit her while you're on the inside. She won't be alone.
I'm coming! I'm coming!
I'm done. Sorry to disappoint you. I don't want to die on the inside.
I'm going to go now, Meg.
I'm going to go. Okay, good bye, Meg.
I'm gonna miss you.
I'm here to see Meg Perry, please.
I'm hungry.
I'm kind of in a hurry.
I'm not on the lamb. I was taken hostage. And if my kidnapper isn't here in 10 seconds,
I'm okay.
I'm really sorry.
I'm sorry about this. I really am.
I'm sorry to bother you, may see your license, please.
I'm telling you, they're looking for two guys and a little girl. Here.
I'm traveling with Ms. Kowalski and our son Jonathan.
I'm trying to start a new life. Do you understand?
I've been on the run too long. I just can't take it any more.
I've interviewed him and...
If he does, the police are going to hurt him.
If I am arrested, I am going to drag you into this. I'm going to make you look guilty as hell.
If she keeps this up much longer, we're going to have to feed her intravenously.
If we hit a roadblock, don't panic. Let me handle it.
If you don't eat pretty soon, we'll have to stick a needle in your arm and that will hurt.
If you want, I'll visit you every day, but look at me.
If you're not feeling up to it, I'd be happy...
In fact, no offence but, because of you, every cop in the state is on my ass.
In the car.
In the right hind leg.
Inmate Lucas released on parole. Open the gate.
Instead, I'm married to a convict and I have a daughter named Jonathan.
Isn't she adorable?
It didn't work?
It doesn't take two of us. You stay here.
It must be that way.
It'll be like we never were apart.
It'll be safer. You won't have to worry about the lights, traffic. Good luck folks!
It's a grenade, and I'm pulling the pin. So no funny business!
It's a little too bouffant, isn't it.
It's because of that damned monkey. Let's go.
It's Charlie, we're with your friend, I'll put him on.
It's daddy, come on.
It's my new name.
It's sort of your fault, you know.
It's that PNB job. He's a big fish. We've been chasing him since this morning.
It's the first time she's asked for something in two years. Just, like a few hours.
It's the King Salmon Bar, 4th and Water. Ask for Charlie.
Itsy bitsy, teenie weenie.
Jerks!
Just a moment, please.
Just don't scream.
Just get them up, I said, get them up!
Just in case, send a car to the kid's school.
Just listen! Let me go!
Just stay away from me! Do you hear me?
K 914, this is 12 Adam one at Kenwood Plaza.
Keep those hands up, up!
Kowalski?
Lately, he does telephone sales. Magazines.
Let me out of here!
Let me think.
Let's bet it. Hide.
Let's go!
Let's go.
Let's hit the road, Lucille.
Let's just hope we don't get arrested. I really don't want to go to jail in this dress.
Let's move! Let's move!
Let's see.
License number 5 7 9 Sam 4 Boy.
Listen baby, daddy has to run an errand. So I'm going to leave you with this gentleman. Okay?
Listen, I need some paper goods for a friend of mine.
Listen, I'll bring you a cake tomorrow. Would you like that?
Listen, you'll do one year at the most. After that, you'll get her back.
Look at me, for Christ sakes.
Look him over? But I don't know how any more, George.
Look out!
Look what I brought you.
Look, I don't believe we were speaking...
Look. All I'm saying is that Lucas is a very tough customer.
Look...
Looks don't matter, there are ugly ladies.
Lucas then goes for medical care to a doctor Horvath.
Lucas wouldn't get mixed up in anything for a lousy 13 grand.
Lucille!
Lucille?
Max, come on now.
Max! Leave that man alone now! There you go.
May I ask you if you brought ID photos?
Maybe at the Pacific National Bank.
Maybe I better stay with you guys a little longer.
Me loose my nerve?
Meg, come on baby.
Meg, look at me.
Meg, we're here now! We're not in the home any more! Your father's here and I'm here!
Meg, you have to eat, you hear me?
Meg!
Meg!
Meg! You bastard!
Meg?
Meg?
Meg?
Meg? Meg it's me! It's daddy!
Meg? Meg? It's me. Don't be afraid. It's daddy.
Meg.
Mmm. This is pretty good.
Move it!
Move it! Move it!
Move it! Move it! Get moving!
Move it.
Mr. Lucas here to see the Perry girl. Okay.
My little girl.
My money!
Nasty wound. Very nasty.
Ned Perry, male, Caucasian. 5'8'', 135 pounds.
Never felt more depressed in my life.
Next time I get him, it won't be for a lousy 5 years.
No problem, is it possible for me to get a copy of this tape?
No, don't worry, she won't bother you. She doesn't talk.
No, don't!
No, he was just a customer. Oh, look at this, look at this. Watch this thing I do right here.
No, he's not a dog, Doctor Horvath. He's... come and see...
No, I got nothing to say. Let go!
No, I'm not George, I'm Ned. George is my father.
No, it is my daughter. I don't want anyone to take her.
No, it worked.
No, it's true.
No, no, no.
No, this is a doctor. He'll call the cops. They have to report gunshot wounds.
No, you listen to me!
No!
No!
No! I have a little girl. She's not well. I have to look after her.
No! Not the cops!
No! The grenade!
No? You don't want to?
No.
No.
No... no, Lucas didn't pull the hold up.
Nobody move!
Not much for all that laundry, huh Lucas?
Not only are they going to arrest us, they're going to laugh themselves silly.
Nothing makes sense with Lucas and this screw up.
Now listen, if they ask any questions...
Now that you're a free man, Mr. Lucas, what will you do?
Now, do not worry. It'll grow back.
Now, he's sick, so you have to watch over him.
Now, I want you to eat everything, you hear?
Now, listen to me, Meg.
Of less money and taking more time than ever before.
Oh God, here it comes.
Oh God.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, please, Meg, don't look at me like that.
Okay Dugan, I'll rob a bank for you. Give me a ride.
Okay, don't talk, Meg, but eat. Please, you're so thin.
Okay, don't worry. Don't panic.
Okay, I'm leaving.
Okay, it's all there. Why I did it, I took you hostage...
Okay, Lucas, I'm listening. Tell us what you want.
Okay, Lucas, okay.
Okay, put her in the bed.
Okay, that's enough, enough, enough! Just zip it up and throw it here!
Okay, that's good. You, take this!
Okay.
Pal, we got the FBI, state police, road blocks and Dugan on our ass. We can't sit it out. Here.
Patient.
Perfect. Everything we need.
Pick up your weapon!
Plastic.
Please God, let her be okay. Just let her be okay.
Please, Dr. Horvath, look him over. It's urgent.
Please, leave me alone.
Please, let me go!
Please! I'm not going to prison! I can't go to prison!
Poor little doggy. Was he hunting?
Poor little poochie. I have no anesthetic.
Put down the gun, Mr. Perry, only makes things worse.
Put the wig on.
Quick!
Remember Dr. Horvath, The veterinarian?
Remember, your name is Jonathan. You're going to be okay.
Requesting K 9 for suspect search.
Rich.
Right now, you have to let me go.
Sarge, it's for you.
She doesn't look so good. You going to the County General?
She forgets everything.
She hasn't opened her mouth for almost two years, since her mother died.
She refuses to talk and she refuses to eat.
She talked. Thanks to you my little girl talked!
She took it! I told her never to take candy from strangers.
She won't be able to take it.
She'll go. I'll loose her.
She's going to be okay. All right?
She's in the infirmary. This way.
She's not going to die, is she? You think she's going to die?
She's too little. She can't take it.
Shit!
Shit!
Shit! A road block.
Shit! Piss, go to hell! You have been nothing but trouble!
Shoot.
Should have been ten, I would have missed you more.
Should I take this?
Shouldn't have any problems.
Shut up! Dugan!
Sit down.
Sit down.
Six hours a day,
Slide over. I know someone who can take care of you.
So go ahead, kill me. But I'm not getting out of this car without my money!
So what's that, huh? What's that, smart ass?
So you have to protect him.
So you keep your head down and your eyes on the ground.
So. You a friend of Dr. Horvath's, are you?
Sorry, pumpkin, daddy's late.
Sorry.
Speak to me again, Meg.
Stand still. Stand still.
Stand up you asshole, stand up!
Stay calm.
Stick your head out the window.
Still wet. I just got them on the way over here.
Stop!
Stop! Take it easy!
Stupid hunters.
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Suspect headed west on 48. Yellow, 78 Datsun.
Take it easy! Take it easy! Just tell your story, okay?
Tell me where she is or I'm going to kill you.
Tell me: "Don't go." That'd make me so happy.
Tell us what you want. We're listening.
Tell you what... sir, you're going to see a hell of a reunion in a few minutes.
Terribly sorry. Shoot me.
Thank you for everything. Really.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That pervert!
That was the customer you were asking about.
That was the price five years ago. Now it's 50,000.
That's 1,740 dollars.
That's the kind of guy who gives candy to little girls.
The bastards want my ass! Dugan!
The daughter's six. She's not normal.
The doctor said I don't want to block her again. Make like nothing's happened.
The grenade!
The patient was shot in a hunting accident.
Then, you unblock the street!
There it is!
There. Okay.
There's a rule. When you're on the lamb, you don't want to be noticed.
There's no such thing as friends. If he's a doctor, he'll have to report it.
There's nothing to eat in this stupid house!
There's something I have to say to this man, sweetheart, so we'll be right back, okay?
These are terrific of you.
These people are insane! That was totally unjustified.
They want 50,000 dollars. 50,000 or they turn me over to the cops.
They'll put her in an institution. They'll kill her.
They're definitely going to arrest us for sure. Go through it.
They're looking for two men and a little girl.
They're not going to put me in jail. They're not going to take her away from me.
Think he's really going straight?
This asshole pulled a hold up. He took me hostage, they thought I did it.
This bank is surrounded.
This guy doesn't fit Lucas' MO. Doesn't make sense.
This is a friend of mine in Vancouver.
This is Canada baby, so you can call me daddy again.
This is going to be one surprised obstetrician.
This is my daughter. Her name's Meg.
This is my robbery! Now, I don't know what you're trying to pull,
This is our place. I'm going to need a little rent for the room.
This is the happiest day in my life. Two years I've been waiting.
This is the police! The bank is surrounded.
This isn't mine. It's not my daughter. You goofed.
This kid needs a lot of things,
This way.
Those sons of bitches!
To pay for this special school she goes to.
Today, when do you think?
Too bad.
Took him for a rabbit, eh?
Truffles.
Two!
Understand, sweetheart? He's very, very weak, like a little baby.
Up. There you go.
Wait a minute. Larry, Marty, a young lady here ready to give birth.
Wait. Here...
Want me to drive?
We got that sucker!
We have a 2 11 in progress at Pacific National Bank. 48th and Wells.
We have to find it. I'll never get out of here like this.
We radioed ahead. They'll be bringing out a gurney.
We'll figure this out later... Well, take it all. That ought to hold you.
We'll have lots of fun, the three of us.
We'll never find it.
We'll probably be back a little later. This guy's wounded. Can't hold out much longer.
We'll take care of her. Don't worry.
We're finished!
We're in a hurry, my wife is pregnant. She's not feeling too well.
We're on our way. Well, so much for that reunion, huh?
Well, excuse me. I didn't realize you were in a hurry.
Well, here I go again.
Well, I gotta go.
Well, I kind of shot him.
Well, put money in it. Come on! Come on! Come on!
Well, so is Max, aren't you, boy? Hey Max?
Well, we're probably a little early. He told us to come by about five.
What a disgrace!
What a performance you must have given that parole board.
What are you going to do?
What breed is he?
What did you just say?
What do I do now? Give birth?
What do you expect. They're gone for a month.
What do you mean "I'm loosing my nerve"?
What do you say?
What do you want me to do? Cry?
What if something's going to happen to her.
What is this hostage shit?
What is this?
What kind of jerk does he think I am?
What the hell is going on here?
What the hell is this?
What the hell...?
What?
What?
What...
What's going on there?
What's his game here?
What's it to me?
What's the big deal? I was in one myself.
What's this, huh? What's this?
What's wrong with her?
When they put her in the childrens' home, I'll kidnap her and then get out of the country.
When you're homeless, and they take you children away.
When you're on the lamb, you don't throw your weight around. You make yourself very small.
Where are we going?
Where in hell is she, your father?
Where is she?
Who is entirely innocent."
Who is it?
Who'd you call, the cop?
Who's got the gun, for God's sake, Dugan. Who's got the gun?
Who's that?
Why can't we just stay here? You said they'd be gone for a month.
Why did they shoot? He never shot anybody.
Why do people take hostages? For protection, right?
Why doesn't he just get a better job?
Why don't those jerks leave?
Why don't you just ring the alarm, I hope you haven't jammed it.
Why not Kareem here?
Why would she die? Stop saying that shit, you'll jinx us.
Will you stay with us?
Won't get 10 feet dressed like this.
Ya this is K 914 responding from 173 Barrows Road.
Ya, her.
Ya, Lucas, you'll be the straightest man in the world,
Ya, Max.
Ya, right. Look how nice you turned out.
Ya, very good.
Ya, well...
Ya? Hold on.
Ya.
Ya. Come on boy, heel! Let's go! Hee...
Yes sir, that's a good one.
Yes, I did.
Yes, I know, but he's really in bad shape, sir. And I didn't know where else to go, so.
Yes?
Yes.
Yes. No.
You asshole!
You be a good girl, and don't scream. Okay?
You deaf? Your money.
You don't really expect me to dress up like a woman, do you?
You get out, knock over a bank or jewelry store
You God damned asshole!
You got no friends any more. Remember that.
You gotta help me.
You hear that Meg?
You know who this is? Ya, I got out early.
You know why I robbed that bank this morning? For my little girl who's sick.
You know you have to fatten up. You're too skinny. I don't want a skinny kid.
You know, if fate had been a little kinder to me...
You know, if I drop this thing, it's going to go off
You know... I'm going to put you back in bed.
You lie here, or I'll get him.
You look very pretty mommy.
You lost a lot of blood.
You love Dr. Horvath, do you? Ya.
You really are a very cute.
You scared me. What are you doing here?
You see this? You know what this is?
You shut the hell up!
You sleep here, big guy?
You tell her yourself. I gotta go.
You tell Lucas 50,000 bucks, or we hand you over to the cops.
You tell them I'm innocent or I will blow your head off!
You two! Will you speed it up?
You wait right here, you understand?
You want me to drive you to a bank?
You'll be better in no time. You'll see.
You'll be fine, you just lay there. Dr. Horvath will take care of you.
You'll be guilty of kidnapping. Do you know what that's going to get you?
You're an asshole?
You're an asshole.
You're giving me the willies.
You're nuts! There are cops all over the place!
You're on the lamb! You're crazy to be doing this!
You're the one that told me to stick my head out the window!
You're trapped. Just take it easy.
You're turning yourself in! You're clearing me completely!
You've got my confession, so just take off, okay?
You've got nothing to say? Nothing to say, you scum bag! You shit! You asshole!
Your money's back at the vet. You got nothing to live on. Be smart.
Your pants.
14! Those guys don't make career changes.
23, what's your position, give me a call. All right, let's get the back doors!
25 cents an hour,
48th and Wells. 48th and Wells.
48th and Wells. 48th and Wells.
200 dollars for a driver's license, 500 for a passport.
500 for a passport.
Afternoon. Afternoon.
Although, some women have short hair. Ya.
And what's his name? Mommy.
Are you any better? No, I gotta vomit.
Are you okay, doctor Horvath? I'm okay, George.
Asshole! Why would she die? I'm scared.
Asshole? Yes, it's me. How you feeling?
Asshole? Yes?
Beat it. Right.
Better get moving. Yes, you're right.
Better to be grotesque than dead. I'm too ugly. I'll never pull it off!
Better watch where you're going buddy. Yes.
Better? Yes.
But I don't look like an ugly lady, okay? You will.

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