Spider-Man: Homecoming Edit

A bourbon or a Scotch, or something like that?

A joint venture between Stark Industries...

A kid who can stop a bus with his bare hands.

A lot of work.

A new team captain next year.

A power source.

A powerful blast was set off, slicing through the bodega across the street.

A thing to do after.

Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Unh!

Aaron Davis, age 33.

About his discoveries regarding quantum theory.

About one of the most valuable traits a soldier or student can have.

Across the street from the Washington Monument.

Activate Taser web!

Activating all systems.

Activating Enhanced Reconnaissance Mode.

Activating Instant Kill.

Activating parachute

Actually, I was calling to say maybe you shouldn't come. Listen.

Actually, I was so busy planning it, I never really got around to that part, so...

After an ATM robbery was thwarted by Queens' own crime stopper...

After the press conference, Happy will show you to your room...

Ah, it's boring. Got better things to do.

Ah, thank you.

Ah, whatever, old man. Come on.

Ah...

Ahh, damn it. You, in my office right now.

Ahh, finally.

All items on the belt, please.

All post battle cleanup operations are now under our jurisdiction.

All right, coming up.

All right, get out of here.

All right, Happy, enjoy tracking this lamp.

All right, not my best analogy.

All right, wheels up in eight minutes.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Heh.

All you guys who go to that school...

Alright?

Always got that internship.

Am I?

And besides...

And caused severe structural damage to the elevator.

And don't you ever, ever...

And everybody you love.

And everything, but they don't care about us.

And gaining access to your suit's full capabilities.

And he thinks he can tear down everything I've built.

And I don't really want Mr. Stark to know about it.

And I heard a rumor.

And I read a coaching book.

And I wanted you to be better.

And I'll introduce the world to the newest official member of the Avengers:

And I'm trying to break the cycle of shame.

And if you died...

And it seems like it's not worth it.

And override their security.

And picked me up, and took me up like a thousand feet and just dropped me.

And storage of alien and other exotic materials.

And take a shower. You smell.

And the government...

And then all of a sudden, this little bastard in red tights shows up.

And then he just, like, swooped down like a monster...

And then I just hit him with the: whoosh.

And you wonder...

And, uh...

And...

Anyway, great things are about to...

Anyways, Dad doesn't want us here during the trial. So...

Are you driving?

Are you expelled?

Are you guys okay? My bad. That was a little hard.

Are you ready?

Are you really friends with Peter Parker?

As long as I make it back in time for decathlon, it's fine.

As the Spider Man attempted to foil their heist...

As you know, we made it out alive, and that's the important thing.

At porn.

Attention, please!

Aunt May, did you do dinner already?

Awesome.

Aww...

Badass.

Band practice, was it?

Because I don't have any friends.

Because I said so!

Because I want you to understand.

Because if you do...

Because you look pale.

Because...

Before he leaves town.

Besides, we raided the minibar and these candy bars were, like, $11.

Between points A and B?

Bingo.

Black Widow. Whoa, who's that new guy?

Boring.

Boss?

Boss.

Boxes? It's moving day.

Break!

Build up your game helping little people, like that lady that bought you the churro.

Business is good.

But how are you gonna get there if it's, like, 300 miles away?

But I can only remember part of a license plate.

But I do.

But I know when branzino's fresh, and that was not fresh, okay? So...

But I screwed it up.

But I understand that selling weapons to criminals is wrong.

But I'm good.

But I'm ready for more than that now.

But it's, um...

But just for motivation right now at this practice.

But take it from a guy who's been frozen for 65 years...

But then you did the right thing.

But trust me, there's nothing Bohr ing...

But you are a kid

But you didn't listen.

But you have a Spanish quiz

But you're here too.

By the Training Wheels Protocol.

Bye, May.

Bye, Peter.

Bye.

Bye.

Call Happy Hogan. He's Mr. Stark's head of security.

Call me back. The glowy thing's a bomb!

Call me Spider Man.

Calling yourself the Shocker.

Can I be the one to tell Peter he's expelled?

Can it bite me?

Can you give us a moment?

Can you imagine what the boss would say if he knew where we were?

Can you summon an army of spiders?

Can't believe they're still cleaning up...

Can't believe you're at this lame party.

Can't you just be a friendly neighborhood Spider Man?

Can't you just be a friendly...

Chess.

Chief, they're losing altitude. Get out of there.

Chief, they're powering up engines.

Cloning transponder signal.

Close to the vest.

Come dance with me!

Come on up. Come on, you guys, stay back.

Come on, come on, come on.

Come on, man, I don't need training wheels.

Come on, man. Look, who is selling these weapons?

Come on, Ned, please.

Come on, Pedro.

Come on, Peter.

Come on, Spider Man!

Come on, Spider Man.

Come on, Spider Man.

Come on, Spider Man.

Come on! It's a freaking merge. I'm sorry.

Come on. He'll be there. Right, Parker?

Come on. I'm not carrying your bags. Let's go.

Congratulations on completing the Training Wheels Protocol...

Congratulations, decathlon national champions.

Cool.

Copy, central. Six alpha niner on schedule.

Correct. Thank you, Abraham.

Could you do me a favor? Hold on to that.

Couldn't find the owner, so I just left a note, um...

Crap.

Crockett, there are people who handle this sort of thing.

Cut the bullshit.

Dad, the light.

Damn.

Damn.

Deactivating Instant Kill.

Defeated the country's best to win the national championship.

Delmar's Sandwiches was destroyed...

Deploy anchors.

Deploying high altitude vacuum seal.

Detecting three individuals.

Did Liz get a new top?

Did you hear that?

Did you just do it again?

Did you not hear her?

Did you see the bank security cam on YouTube? He fought off four guys.

Different story, right? Because that's on you.

DJ Flash.

Do me a favor, though. Happy's kind of your point guy on this.

Do you have a date for homecoming?

Do you have to go to that high school where the principal has a crossbow?

Do you want to hear what they're saying?

Does anyone have a pen? Do you have a pen?

Does she know?

Doesn't she, Pete?

Don't cut me off when I'm complimenting you.

Don't do anything I would do, and don't do anything I wouldn't do.

Don't do anything stupid. I've seen his cardiogram.

Don't forget about your homecoming tickets.

Don't let him intimidate you.

Don't stress him out.

Dronie, scan the ship for a white pickup truck.

Dropping down.

Dude, dude, dude.

Dude, what are you doing?

Dude, you have the suit, right?

Dude, you're an Avenger.

Dude.

Eight years, not a word from the feds, nothing from those...

Entering new coordinates.

Estimating 10 minutes before catastrophic failure.

Everyone else said I was crazy to recruit a 14 year old kid.

Everyone was impressed.

Everything's gotta be out next week.

Evil lair? Heh.

Excuse me, can we go already?

Excuse me, excuse me. Oh, my God, that's tall.

Experts estimate there are over 1500 tons of exotic material...

Extensive criminal record, including homicide.

Feds were waiting for us.

Fighting my girlfriend's dad. Oh!

First, we put the glowy thing in the mass spectrometer.

Fitness can be the difference between success or failure.

Five.

Flash, I need your car and phone.

Flash, seriously? What are you doing?

Flash, you're in for Peter.

Flash.

Focus up. Our next topic is the moons of Saturn.

Friendly neighborhood Spider Man.

Genius move. Okay, he just passed the GameStop on Jackson Avenue.

Get a computer and track my phone.

Get out of the way, get out of the way! Move!

Get out of the way. Get out of the way!

Give me an x ray of the boat and target all the strongest points.

Glad you could join us. Afternoon.

Go later in the day, later in the day.

Go up, go up.

Go with me?

Go, go, go. Everybody out. Move it, people. Move it, move it.

God, I sound like my dad.

God, that's... That's weird.

God, this is stupid. What am I doing?

Going as fast as I can!

Good evening, Peter.

Good old Spider Man.

Good, so it's on its way.

Got a visual on the plane, but I'm feeling a little resistance.

Gotcha.

Gotta go.

Great job, Peter. You are 98 percent successful.

Great movie!

Great. Guess I'm gonna have to take a shortcut.

Guy in the chair.

Guys like us...

Ha ha ha! Whoo!

Ha ha ha.

Ha ha.

Ha ha. That turkey meatloaf recipe is a disaster.

Halloween costume wearing bozos up there in Stark Tower.

Happy Hogan.

Happy, I gotta say, tracking me without permission...

Have we ever...? Because even the voice...

He already quit marching band and robotics lab.

He gave you a choice.

He has a criminal record and an address here in Queens.

He just doesn't really get what I can do yet.

He must be around..."

He said something about taking off in nine minutes.

He stopped in an old industrial park in Brooklyn.

He was forehead of security, before that he was a driver.

He... He was just, like:

He'd already be dead.

He'd be all, "Good job on those spreadsheets, Peter.

He's right. I overextended myself.

He's so stressed out lately.

He's supposed to be doing a deal with him.

He's up front, main deck.

Hell of a grip.

Hello, Ned? Hey, hey, can you hear me?

Hello!

Hello?

Helping you out.

Here we are. End of the line.

Here we are. End of the line. Whoops.

Here.

Here. You try.

Here's 5 dollars.

Hey, Big Bird. This doesn't belong to you.

Hey, chief! We have another load from yesterday.

Hey, dronie, keep an eye on that guy. We can't let anybody get away this time.

Hey, everyone.

Hey, everyone. Yeah, kick ass party.

Hey, Gary. How you doing?

Hey, guys. Good game. Have fun.

Hey, guys. The illegal weapons deal ferry was at 10:30. You missed it.

Hey, Happy. Here's my report for tonight.

Hey, Happy. What, uh...? What are you doing here?

Hey, have you gotten through to Happy yet?

Hey, hey, buddy.

Hey, hey. Aah.

Hey, how long we been here anyways?

Hey, how you doing? Don't worry. I got you.

Hey, is this anybody's bike? No?

Hey, it's like the glowy thing.

Hey, it's Peter. Leave a message.

Hey, just a second! Coming!

Hey, Karen, what else can this suit do?

Hey, Karen. What's up?

Hey, let's just go home.

Hey, Liz.

Hey, look, I, uh...

Hey, May. How you doing? What are you wearing? Something skimpy, I hope.

Hey, Mr. Delmar, you in here? Is anybody in here? Hello?

Hey, Mr. Parker.

Hey, Mr. Stark, could I do anything? What do you want me to do?

Hey, Ned, how we coming on with those headlights?

Hey, Pedro.

Hey, Peter. How was your Spanish quiz?

Hey, please. I'm down here.

Hey, should I go to the bathroom before?

Hey, so where am I right now?

Hey, suit lady, what are they doing?

Hey, suit lady. I kind of feel bad calling you "suit lady," you know?

Hey, thanks for bailing on me.

Hey, that's one of the guys that tried to kill me.

Hey, welcome back! Flash, you're back to first alternate.

Hey, what are you doing robbing a bank? You're a billionaire.

Hey, what's up, Liz? Peter's told me a lot about you.

Hey, what's up? I'm on my way back.

Hey, where are the headlights on this thing? I'm in Flash's car.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Hey, come on. You gonna shoot at somebody, shoot at me.

Hey! Please! Please, somebody let me out! Hey!

Hey! Shut that off!

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Looks like they got some good stuff here.

Hey. You know what?

Hey...

Hi, I'm Captain America, here to talk to you...

Hi, Peter.

Hi, Spider Man.

Hi!

Hi.

Hi. I'm Captain America. Whether you're in the classroom or on the battlefield...

High schools creep me out.

Hm. Yeah.

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hot dog.

House party in the suburbs.

How about a loose follow? All right? Boundaries are good.

How can you show your spider spirit?

How could you do this to her?

How do you do this and the Stark internship?

How do you think your buddy Stark paid for that tower?

How far can you shoot your webs?

How many more of these?

How many times do I have to say "larb" before you talk to me?

How many times have I told you not to fire them out in the open?

How was the ride up?

How you doing, buddy?

How'd you find me? Did you put a tracker in my suit?

How's it work? Magnets? How do you shoot the strings?

How's your aunt?

How's your daughter?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh.

Hulk gives it away

Hydrogen's the lightest.

I admire that.

I ain't hauling it.

I am responsible. I... Oh, crap.

I am so far beyond high school right now.

I apologize, Mr. Toomes, but all salvage operations are now under our jurisdiction.

I bought trucks for this job.

I brought in a whole new crew.

I built this whole place because I got people I have to look after.

I called five of your friends. I called Ned's mother.

I can finish the next order, but without any new materials from that truck...

I can handle it. Ned, come on.

I can hear what they're saying? Uh, yeah.

I can keep that suit?

I can keep the suit?

I can run facial recognition on the footage of that encounter.

I can't afford that.

I can't afford your bullshit.

I can't believe that worked. Whoa!

I can't believe this is happening now.

I can't believe you have that in your pocket.

I can't go to Washington. If Mr. Stark needs me, I have to make sure I'm here.

I can't talk right now. I'll call her back.

I can't tonight

I cannot take this anymore. I got to... I gotta get out of here.

I could catch them red handed. This is awesome.

I could never forget something like that.

I couldn't bear to lose a student on a school trip.

I did it. Whoa!

I did listen, kid. Who do you think called the FBI, huh?

I didn't hear you come in.

I didn't tell you where. You don't have a location.

I didn't.

I do. When you first came to the house...

I don't care what you are, a boy, a girl...

I don't have any other clothes.

I don't know what I would do without this job.

I don't know who he is or where he is.

I don't know. I gotta check my calendar first.

I don't know. Some guy tried to vaporize me with it.

I don't like joking about this. It was hard to talk about that.

I don't think that's a good idea. They're blocked for a reason.

I don't understand.

I don't want to celebrate something that was built by slaves.

I feel like that's on me.

I finished designing that high altitude vacuum seal.

I flipped in and stole Cap's shield. I was like, "What's up, everybody?" And...

I found the case. I found the case.

I got a hot date with Black Widow coming up.

I got a nephew who live here.

I got antigrav climbers.

I got some pull at MIT. End call.

I got the gauntlet from the Lagos cleanup.

I got the Stark internship

I got the weapons, buyers and sellers in one place.

I got this.

I got this.

I got to get to class, but, um...

I got to say, the other guy was way better with that thing.

I got tons of great stuff here. One sec.

I got you right where I want you.

I gotta figure out what this is and who makes it.

I gotta follow these guys to their boss before they move again...

I gotta stop him!

I gotta talk to the kid.

I gotta...

I guess we're moving to Oregon.

I guess you already have a date to homecoming.

I had that. I was fine.

I hate this guy.

I have a room full of people in there waiting...

I have to talk to Ned. It's important.

I have to tell you, not a fan of that Tony Stark.

I heard you by the bridge. I know what a girl sound like.

I helped this lost, old Dominican lady.

I helped this old lady and she bought me a churro

I just felt like I could be doing more

I just had a fight with Captain America. I stole his shield. I threw it at him...

I just mean that...

I just saved your life. Now, what do you say?

I just thought that I could work really hard and he could... He would... You know.

I just want to thank you for letting me be part of your journey...

I just wanted to apologize about the whole decathlon thing.

I just wanted to be like you.

I just, um, feel like I could be doing more.

I know Peter's way too busy for parties anyway, so...

I know you don't give a crap about anything.

I know you know what I'm talking about, Peter.

I know you left detention.

I know you left the hotel room in Washington.

I know you sneak out of this house every night.

I know, right?

I know.

I know.

I know. I know it's really hard...

I like you.

I lost the Stark internship.

I mean, before I met Tony...

I mean, look at this.

I mean, not awesome. Heh, totally uncool of that guy.

I mean, that was badass. Ha.

I mean, you saved me.

I mean, your dad... I can't imagine what you're going through.

I need information. You'll give it to me now.

I need something to stick up somebody. I'm not trying to shoot them back in time.

I need to know. Give me names or else.

I needed a little time to get her airborne.

I put a tracker on someone. He's a bad guy.

I put everything in your suit.

I really owe you one.

I really, really admire your grit.

I record everything you see.

I saw it all from the ground.

I see why Liz likes you.

I stopped a grand theft bicycle

I stopped a grand theft bicycle.

I swear.

I tell you to stay away from this.

I tell you what.

I think he larbs you, heh.

I think I can think of something better than that.

I think I should probably give you a name.

I think you've done enough.

I think, with a little more mentoring...

I thought you didn't have any friends.

I thought you'd be more handsome in person. Iron Man.

I want to be mad, but I'm more worried. Like, what is going on with you?

I wanted something low key. Why are you trying to upsell me, man?

I was hoping I could rejoin the team.

I was hoping to get in some protesting in front of an embassy before dinner.

I was wondering if you could help me.

I was wrong about you.

I was, uh... I was gonna go study in the business center.

I wasn't sure about this thing at first, but damn.

I wasn't sure. I thought, "Really?" But I get it now.

I wouldn't care. I'd love him for the person he is inside.

I, uh, need a new backpack.

I...

I... I heard it in a TED Talk.

I'd say we should hang out, but I'm gonna be in detention for...

I'll be close behind.

I'll bet you were glad when your old pal Spider Man...

I'll come by afterwards. For the most part, the difficult thing is the base of it.

I'll have to put this back in the trophy case soon...

I'll kill you dead.

I'll kill you...

I'll knock out the bones of the Death Star.

I'll level with you. I can't keep this a secret.

I'll take those!

I'm actually going that way.

I'm ahead of the game, but we will need...

I'm all in on this. I could lose my house.

I'm an associate of Peter Parker. Got something very important to tell you...

I'm down here. I'm stuck.

I'm fine. May, I'm okay. Honestly, just relax. I'm fine.

I'm going out of town. It's right on my way.

I'm gonna be late.

I'm gonna die.

I'm gonna give Peter the, uh, "dad" talk.

I'm gonna go get Liz.

I'm gonna kill him.

I'm gonna miss you.

I'm good, I'm good.

I'm honestly...

I'm intimidating.

I'm just kidding. I don't care. Bye.

I'm just stressed. The internship, and I'm tired.

I'm Liz's dad.

I'm not a girl. I'm a boy. I mean, I'm a... I'm a man.

I'm not a girl. I'm a man.

I'm not going home empty handed.

I'm not gonna screw it up.

I'm not obsessed with him. Just very observant.

I'm not old enough to drink.

I'm not sure.

I'm not trying to ruin your life.

I'm nothing without this suit.

I'm responsible for making sure you're responsible, okay?

I'm sick of him treating me like a kid all the time.

I'm so happy you guys came.

I'm sorry about dinner...

I'm sorry I made you worry.

I'm sorry, Peter.

I'm sorry, sir. There's nothing I can do.

I'm sorry.

I'm starting to think you're not the Avengers.

I'm stuck. I can't move. I can't...

I'm sure the Washington Monument wasn't built by...

I'm trying to figure out who the guys under the bridge were that night...

I'm trying to save you!

I'm...

I'm... I'm shocked.

I've been calling you all day. You didn't answer your phone.

I've been carrying this since 2008.

I've called five police stations.

I've got a few secrets of my own.

I've got some boys on the outside who would love to meet him.

I've just never been this high before.

I've met him, yeah. A couple times.

I've seen you around, right? I mean...

Idiots!

Idiots.

Idiots.

If any one of us has a chance with a senior girl, it's you.

If I knew who he was...

If I was you, I would stand on a building...

If one of them can cut Delmar's Bodega in half...

If she finds out people try and kill me every night, she won't let me do this.

If there's anything I can do to help...

If you bring Damage Control or the Avengers down here, we're through.

If you even cared, you'd actually be here.

If you have a grievance, you may take it up with my superiors.

If you spot something like that happening, you turn and you run the other way.

If you're in a burning building, I could tell you where to go.

If you're nothing without this suit, then you shouldn't have it.

If you're nothing without this suit, then you shouldn't have it.

Imagine how disappointed she'd be when she sees me.

In accordance with Executive Order 396B...

Including this heater.

Incoming call from May Parker. Should I reroute to your heads up display?

Initiating trial 247.

Instead, you hacked a multimillion dollar suit...

Interfere with my business again.

Into this amazing...

Is a complete violation of privacy.

Is Captain America cool, or is he like a mean, old grandpa?

Is it for me? Happy. Happy, wait.

Is that a corsage?

Is there no way you could take one weekend off?

Is this anybody's bike?

It ain't bad, is it?

It is I, Thor, son of Odin.

It looked so insane. That whole...

It sounded like he was catching a flight.

It was a great party, really great, yeah.

It was awesome.

It was boring? You got to hang out with Spider Man.

It was not cool, especially...

It was so... Oh, my God.

It was the most amazing thing! Mr. Stark was like, "Hey, Underoos!"

It worked. It works.

It would require radiation to transform it into an explosive state.

It's been an honor, Spider Man.

It's dangerous. Don't let it go through an x ray.

It's fine.

It's flowering now.

It's four inch ballistic glass. You'll have to create more momentum.

It's game day. So, what's the plan?

It's just "Spider Man."

It's just me and you.

It's kind of a Springsteen y, working class hero vibe that I dig.

It's moving day. He's gonna rob that plane.

It's Ned. Leave a message.

It's not a hug. I'm just grabbing the door for you. We're not there yet.

It's not too far from D.C.

It's not working out. I'm gonna need the suit back.

It's okay, it's okay.

It's okay.

It's on our, uh, little spider friend.

It's on the house.

It's over. I've got you.

It's Peter. Parker.

It's pretty ballsy.

It's pretty impressive, huh?

It's probably just drag on the new turbines.

It's really nice to have somebody to talk to.

It's required by the state. Let's do it.

It's saying there was an energy pulse here.

It's the greatest thing that's ever happened to me.

It's the guy from the bridge, right? Who's that other guy?

It's time we change, too.

It's too bad.

It's too larby?

It's unknown. Shut up.

It's you.

Join me, and together...

Jump now.

Just a typical homecoming...

Just not too good.

Just saying, you know.

Just stay calm, everyone.

Just think to yourself, what would Captain America do?

Just thought I'd swing by and say hello to my buddy Peter.

Just...

Karen, get me to decathlon as fast as possible.

Karen, you have to help me override that time lock.

Keep your fingers clear of the blades.

Kid's got a future.

Kiss her.

Know what?

Last chance. Yes or no?

Last week, decathlon was the most important thing, but then I almost died.

Later that day, they also defeated death.

Launch for intercept. Green light. Green light.

Launching decoy drone.

Leaving Jersey.

Left, okay.

Let go of me

Let me guess: In Canada with your imaginary girlfriend?

Let's go to dinner. Thai? Ned, you want Thai?

Let's go, let's go!

Let's go.

Let's keep it.

Let's pay him a visit.

Let's wrap this up. It's a school night.

Like Liz. No, no, no.

Like we need time.

Like you and me...

Like, it was just crazy.

Like, what if he's seriously burned?

Listen to me. If you come across these weapons again, call Happy.

Liz has a crush on you.

Liz, don't overwork them.

Liz, I... I...

Liz!

Liz? Liz! Damn it.

Liz.

Locating optimal entry point.

Long enough to be awkward. Boss wants to see you.

Look at me.

Look at this thing. Look. Look at the eyes.

Look out for the cloaking cameras. Stay in the blind spots.

Look out, look out, look out. Move, move, move!

Look out!

Look who it is.

Look, forget the flying vulture guy, please.

Look, I have a city contract to salvage all this, okay, with the city, so...

Look, I'm just gonna be myself.

Look, just go stack that armor plating like I asked you.

Look, man.

Look, please. This is my chance to prove myself.

Look, times are changing. We're the only ones selling these high tech weapons.

Look.

Look.

Look. So cute.

Look...

Looking good, Parker.

Looking...

Love you.

Ma'am, what am...?

Marjorie, how are you? How's your mother?

Marry Iron Man and kill Hulk.

Maryland?

Mason, can you get that high altitude seal thing up and running in time?

Mass cancels out, so it's just gravity times sine.

May let me in. We were gonna finish the Death Star.

May, I need your help.

May?

May?

Maybe it is time that I built the high altitude seal.

Maybe put on some clothes.

Maybe we should run that refresher course.

Maybe you should invite him to Liz's party. Right?

Maybe you were trying to be cool.

Maybe your wife would like to know where you really get your money from.

Maybe. How much did it hurt?

Midtown takes the championship.

Midtown Tech?

Mind waiting in the car? I need a minute.

Miraculously, no one was harmed.

Mom says it's nice there, so that's cool.

Morning?

Morning.

Mr. Delmar.

Mr. Stark is moving the Avengers upstate...

Mr. Stark is no longer connected.

Mr. Stark knows because he made my suit. That's it.

Mr. Stark, here's my report for tonight

Mr. Stark, you didn't have to come out here.

My dad never really gave me a lot of support...

My first time on any plane.

My friends are in there! Stop!

My head.

My parents will kill me if anything's broken. I gotta...

My web shooters.