A bourbon or a Scotch, or something like that?
A joint venture between Stark Industries...
A kid who can stop a bus with his bare hands.
A lot of work.
A new team captain next year.
A power source.
A powerful blast was set off, slicing through the bodega across the street.
A thing to do after.
Aah!
Aah! Aah!
Aah! Unh!
Aaron Davis, age 33.
About his discoveries regarding quantum theory.
About one of the most valuable traits a soldier or student can have.
Across the street from the Washington Monument.
Activate Taser web!
Activating all systems.
Activating Enhanced Reconnaissance Mode.
Activating Instant Kill.
Activating parachute
Actually, I was calling to say maybe you shouldn't come. Listen.
Actually, I was so busy planning it, I never really got around to that part, so...
After an ATM robbery was thwarted by Queens' own crime stopper...
After the press conference, Happy will show you to your room...
Ah, it's boring. Got better things to do.
Ah, thank you.
Ah, whatever, old man. Come on.
Ah...
Ahh, damn it. You, in my office right now.
Ahh, finally.
All items on the belt, please.
All post battle cleanup operations are now under our jurisdiction.
All right, coming up.
All right, get out of here.
All right, Happy, enjoy tracking this lamp.
All right, not my best analogy.
All right, wheels up in eight minutes.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. Heh.
All you guys who go to that school...
Alright?
Always got that internship.
Am I?
And besides...
And caused severe structural damage to the elevator.
And don't you ever, ever...
And everybody you love.
And everything, but they don't care about us.
And gaining access to your suit's full capabilities.
And he thinks he can tear down everything I've built.
And I don't really want Mr. Stark to know about it.
And I heard a rumor.
And I read a coaching book.
And I wanted you to be better.
And I'll introduce the world to the newest official member of the Avengers:
And I'm trying to break the cycle of shame.
And if you died...
And it seems like it's not worth it.
And override their security.
And picked me up, and took me up like a thousand feet and just dropped me.
And storage of alien and other exotic materials.
And take a shower. You smell.
And the government...
And then all of a sudden, this little bastard in red tights shows up.
And then he just, like, swooped down like a monster...
And then I just hit him with the: whoosh.
And you wonder...
And, uh...
And...
Anyway, great things are about to...
Anyways, Dad doesn't want us here during the trial. So...
Are you driving?
Are you expelled?
Are you guys okay? My bad. That was a little hard.
Are you ready?
Are you really friends with Peter Parker?
As long as I make it back in time for decathlon, it's fine.
As the Spider Man attempted to foil their heist...
As you know, we made it out alive, and that's the important thing.
At porn.
Attention, please!
Aunt May, did you do dinner already?
Awesome.
Aww...
Badass.
Band practice, was it?
Because I don't have any friends.
Because I said so!
Because I want you to understand.
Because if you do...
Because you look pale.
Because...
Before he leaves town.
Besides, we raided the minibar and these candy bars were, like, $11.
Between points A and B?
Bingo.
Black Widow. Whoa, who's that new guy?
Boring.
Boss?
Boss.
Boxes? It's moving day.
Break!
Build up your game helping little people, like that lady that bought you the churro.
Business is good.
But how are you gonna get there if it's, like, 300 miles away?
But I can only remember part of a license plate.
But I do.
But I know when branzino's fresh, and that was not fresh, okay? So...
But I screwed it up.
But I understand that selling weapons to criminals is wrong.
But I'm good.
But I'm ready for more than that now.
But it's, um...
But just for motivation right now at this practice.
But take it from a guy who's been frozen for 65 years...
But then you did the right thing.
But trust me, there's nothing Bohr ing...
But you are a kid
But you didn't listen.
But you have a Spanish quiz
But you're here too.
By the Training Wheels Protocol.
Bye, May.
Bye, Peter.
Bye.
Bye.
Call Happy Hogan. He's Mr. Stark's head of security.
Call me back. The glowy thing's a bomb!
Call me Spider Man.
Calling yourself the Shocker.
Can I be the one to tell Peter he's expelled?
Can it bite me?
Can you give us a moment?
Can you imagine what the boss would say if he knew where we were?
Can you summon an army of spiders?
Can't believe they're still cleaning up...
Can't believe you're at this lame party.
Can't you just be a friendly neighborhood Spider Man?
Can't you just be a friendly...
Chess.
Chief, they're losing altitude. Get out of there.
Chief, they're powering up engines.
Cloning transponder signal.
Close to the vest.
Come dance with me!
Come on up. Come on, you guys, stay back.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, man, I don't need training wheels.
Come on, man. Look, who is selling these weapons?
Come on, Ned, please.
Come on, Pedro.
Come on, Peter.
Come on, Spider Man!
Come on, Spider Man.
Come on, Spider Man.
Come on, Spider Man.
Come on! It's a freaking merge. I'm sorry.
Come on. He'll be there. Right, Parker?
Come on. I'm not carrying your bags. Let's go.
Congratulations on completing the Training Wheels Protocol...
Congratulations, decathlon national champions.
Cool.
Copy, central. Six alpha niner on schedule.
Correct. Thank you, Abraham.
Could you do me a favor? Hold on to that.
Couldn't find the owner, so I just left a note, um...
Crap.
Crockett, there are people who handle this sort of thing.
Cut the bullshit.
Dad, the light.
Damn.
Damn.
Deactivating Instant Kill.
Defeated the country's best to win the national championship.
Delmar's Sandwiches was destroyed...
Deploy anchors.
Deploying high altitude vacuum seal.
Detecting three individuals.
Did Liz get a new top?
Did you hear that?
Did you just do it again?
Did you not hear her?
Did you see the bank security cam on YouTube? He fought off four guys.
Different story, right? Because that's on you.
DJ Flash.
Do me a favor, though. Happy's kind of your point guy on this.
Do you have a date for homecoming?
Do you have to go to that high school where the principal has a crossbow?
Do you want to hear what they're saying?
Does anyone have a pen? Do you have a pen?
Does she know?
Doesn't she, Pete?
Don't cut me off when I'm complimenting you.
Don't do anything I would do, and don't do anything I wouldn't do.
Don't do anything stupid. I've seen his cardiogram.
Don't forget about your homecoming tickets.
Don't let him intimidate you.