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Title: Cats - The Musical Extravaganza (2019)

Cast:
- Victoria: Francesca Hayward
- Grizabella: Jennifer Hudson
- Gus: Ian McKellen
- Macavity: Idris Elba
- Rum Tum Tugger: Jason Derulo
- Jennyanydots: Rebel Wilson
- Old Deuteronomy: Judi Dench
- Mr. Mistoffelees: Laurie Davidson
- Bombalurina: Taylor Swift
- Mungojerrie: Danny Collins
- Rumpleteazer: Naoimh Morgan
- Skimbleshanks: Steven McRae
- Munkustrap: Robert Fairchild
- Demeter: Daniela Norman
- Plato/Macavity Understudy: Les Twins
- Alonzo: Bluey Robinson
- Cassandra: Zizi Strallen

"Memory" singers:
- Grizabella: Jennifer Hudson
- Jennyanydots: Rebel Wilson
- Plato/Macavity: Les Twins
- Demeter: Daniela Norman
- Jemima: Daniela Norman
- Tantomile: Melissa Madden Gray

Year: 2019

Welcome to the magical world of Cats, a sensational musical extravaganza that has stolen the hearts of audiences worldwide. With a star-studded cast and enchanting melodies, this visually stunning production will take you on a mesmerizing journey through feline lore.

Francesca Hayward portrays the graceful and innocent Victoria, our feline guide into the fabled realm of the Jellicle Cats. Joined by Jennifer Hudson as the enchanting Grizabella, whose soul-stirring rendition of "Memory" will leave you spellbound, and Ian McKellen in the role of the wise and experienced Gus, each character brings depth and emotion to the stage.

Idris Elba embodies the mischievous and mysterious Macavity, while Jason Derulo as Rum Tum Tugger electrifies the audience with his charismatic and flamboyant performance. Rebel Wilson, with her comedic brilliance, shines as the quirky and playful Jennyanydots.

Under the caring guidance of Old Deuteronomy, played by the legendary Judi Dench, a vibrant and diverse cast of Jellicle Cats come to life. From the magical Mr. Mistoffelees, portrayed by Laurie Davidson, to the alluring Bombalurina, played by Taylor Swift, each character captivates with their unique personalities and talents.

Throughout the show, audiences will be treated to memorable songs and dazzling choreography. Prepare to be amazed by the energetic duo Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer, portrayed by Danny Collins and Naoimh Morgan, as they showcase their acrobatic skills and cheeky antics. Meanwhile, Steven McRae as Skimbleshanks will have you tapping your feet to the infectious rhythms of his railway-inspired dance.

The production also features Les Twins as Plato/Macavity, offering electrifying dance sequences that showcase their incredible hip-hop style. Accompanied by the graceful Alonzo, portrayed by Bluey Robinson, and the enchanting Cassandra, played by Zizi Strallen, these talented dancers add an extra layer of excitement and innovation to the show.

Interested in experiencing the magic of Cats? You can play and download these incredible sounds, which perfectly capture the essence of this world-renowned musical. Immerse yourself in the captivating melodies, breathtaking performances, and heartfelt emotions that Cats embodies.

Whether you're a long-time fan or new to the whimsical world of Cats, this production is an absolute must-see. With its mesmerizing cast and unforgettable music, Cats is a beloved masterpiece that continues to captivate audiences of all ages. So sit back, relax, and let the magic of Cats sweep you away on a journey you'll never forget.

Please note that this description is fictional and does not correspond to an actual movie, television show, or song.

A dear little cat.
A Jellicle cat.
A wonderful magician.
Aha!
And a drumroll, please.
And five, six, seven.
And I prefer my competition chained up.
And now for the icing on the cake.
And so...
And that face should be on a poster.
And that is the name that you never will guess.
And, quite obviously, the best.
Another?
Are you all right, my dear?
Are you, by any chance, Jennyanydots?
As I am the only contestant left.
Bravo, Gus.
Bravo!
But above and beyond,
But I tell you a cat needs a name that's particular.
But the cat herself knows and will never confess.
By singing the song of themselves, of course.
Can we get a spotlight?
Can we help you?
Cat got your tongue?
Cats, and we'll try again, shall we?
Cockroaches! Faces!
Come and see a cat who's competing
Come on!
Come with me!
Come.
Come. We're about to begin.
Could get dangerous.
Could I trouble you for an au... an autograph, sir?
Cross paws.
Cross paws.
Deep and inscrutable,
Deuteronomy.
Do you think he just got neutered?
Don't mess with the crazy cat lady.
Don't worry.
Don't worry. Stay there.
Effable,
Effanineffable,
Else how can he keep up
Far, far up in the sky,
Firefrorefiddle!
First of all,
Friends?
From where the most deserving cat
Get out of this kitchen now!
Good evening, all.
Good luck.
Growltiger, make her walk the plank.
Growltiger.
Growltiger.
Gus, it's your call.
Gus.
Gus...
He's got soul.
Heaviside Layer, here I c...
Her ineffable,
Her mind is engaged
Here, doggy. Fetch!
High.
His tail perpendicular?
How will they be chosen?
Hungry?
I am going to the Heaviside Layer.
I believe you truly are
I bought these for her myself.
I can dance how he dances, too.
I can't be on a barge in the middle of the Thames.
I can't keep being in this kitchen.
I choose the cat that deserves a new life.
I could do it again, you know.
I demand that you grant me another life.
I haven't got the faintest clue.
I I fully understand now who it is.
I I thought you'd miss the arrival.
I judge a cat by its soul.
I just thought I'd have a feed at the back.
I just wanted to wish you...
I love it.
I think that's it.
I was abandoned.
I will get there.
I will get to the Heaviside Layer.
I will win!
I wouldn't if I were you.
I'm a Magic Cat, you see.
I'm a tremendous fan of your work.
I'm coming, Victoria!
I'm determined to win,
I'm not a Jellicle.
I'm not alone. I'm with my friends.
I'm not from round here.
I'm supposed to be going to the ball.
I've been looking for you everywhere.
I've got plenty of soul.
I've never played The Egyptian before.
In a rapt contemplation of the thought,
Ineffable.
Ineffable.
Is a difficult matter.
It isn't just one of your holiday games.
It seems we're on a barge in the middle of the Thames.
It's all practice, practice, practice.
It's dinner and a show.
It's easy.
It's it's the River Thames.
It's not a bad idea.
It's party time!
Keep them here.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the marvelous,
Let's dance!
Like it's sort of a joke, and I rather like it,
Look at it.
Look at you and look at me, and you know...
Look like you haven't eaten for days.
Look, it was only a bit of fun.
Looks like they've run away and left you.
Macavity!
Macavity!
Macavity?
Macavity.
Magic.
Magical Mr. Mistoffelees.
Meow!
Meow!
Might be worth a try.
Milk!
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm. Meow.
Mr. Mistoffelees the Magical Cat!
Mr. Mistoffelees?
Mwah!
My hero.
Nah, nah. No more milk.
Name, name, name,
Name, name, name,
Name, name, name, name,
Name, name.
Never!
Never.
Nice and good. Everybody ready?
No photos, right?
No.
No.
Not yet, perhaps.
Now she lives on the wasteland.
Of her name.
Of Old Deuteronomy.
Of the thought, of the thought
Oh, it it's mine.
Oh, my. You look absolutely starving.
Oh, no. Look what the cat dragged in.
Oh, no. You're not going anywhere, Puss in Spats.
Oh, poor thing.
Oh, you fiend.
Oh? We'll see about that.
Oh.
Okay, so it's Growl... Growltiger, you say?
Okay?
Okay? And yet you embarrass me. You...
Okay? Now, listen.
Old Deuteronomy, if you would.
One moment, you see him...
Or cherish his pride?
Or spread out his whiskers?
Ow!
Please don't make me do this.
Please.
Puss in Spats.
Ready?
Really tasty.
Really, I can't.
Right, no, see, that doesn't rhyme.
Right, well, that's not going to work, is it?
Say it's me...
Scuse me.
She used to be the star of the Windmill.
She's tricked me.
Sing.
Singular name, name,
Skimbleshanks the Railway Cat.
So he can get fat all over again.
So let's gather up a few more of the...
So the joke's on him.
So they can be who they've always dreamed of being.
So you're hoping to be chosen?
So, what's your name?
Spats?
Such as...
T Touch wood.
Thank you for telling me.
Thank you.
Thanks, Tugger.
That's what I say to you.
The Heaviside Layer?
The name that no human research can discover,
The naming of cats
The next contestant is
The reason, I tell you, is always the same.
The Theatre Cat.
The time has come to make the Jellicle choice.
Then nothing can go wrong.
Then she went with Macavity.
There must be something we can do.
There's still one name left over.
There's the name that the family use daily,
This is your last chance.
To be the Jellicle choice tonight.
To see Firefrorefiddle come alive tonight
Up, up, up!
Was truly inspirational and scary.
We can't just magic her back.
We didn't know he was gonna take Old Deut.
We don't know.
We haven't met before, have we?
We'll look after you.
Well, actually, the mice were really good.
Well, come on, Puss in Spats. You can do it.
Well... well, actually,
What are you doing here?
What arrival?
What?
When you notice a cat in profound meditation,
Where am I?
Where have you been?
Where is Old Deuteronomy?
Where is she?
Where is she?
Who are you?
Who is Old Deuteronomy?
Who they are and what they do.
Who was she?
Who will it be?
Who will it be?
Whoo!
Why don't you come inside?
Will be reborn into another life.
With the cockroaches dancing and the mice singing.
With your permission, of course.
Won't we?
Would you like to see me make the Jellicle choice?
Wow.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, you've got it. Here we go.
Yeah!
Yeah. He wants to be reborn as a thin cat
Yep, I think I've got it.
Yes, we can.
Yes, we can.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes.
Yes.
Yet another trick that went wrong.
You are the Jellicle choice.
You can do it.
You can do this.
You can't attend the ball on an empty stomach.
You can't just say "Taymes" 'cause it rhymes with "aims."
You know that I'm sensitive about my size.
You know, they say Macavity will win this year.
You know, your work should be on the world stage.
You know...
You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatter
You must have another.
You really shouldn't be out alone.
You will never go to the Heaviside Layer.
You'll all see.
You'll never be my Jellicle choice.
You'll never get me up there on your own,
You're a cheat, Macavity.
You're a magician.
You're alive!
You're just in time to see Old Deuteronomy.
♪ And ♪ ♪ She haunted ♪
♪ And they all say ♪ Oh, gosh. Run!
♪ Are you mean like a minx? ♪ ♪ Are you lean like a lynx? ♪
♪ As knockabout clowns ♪ ♪ Quick change comedians ♪
♪ As me ♪ ♪ "Oh, well, I never ♪
♪ At one club ♪ ♪ Or another I'm found ♪
♪ Duets by Rossini? ♪ ♪ And waltzes by Strauss? ♪
♪ Familiar with candle ♪ ♪ With book ♪
♪ Her name is Jennyanydots ♪ ♪ Jennyanydots ♪
♪ Is a curious cat ♪ ♪ A curious cat ♪
♪ Mr. Mistoffelees?" ♪ ♪ So clever ♪
♪ Mungojerrie ♪ ♪ And Rumpelteazer ♪
♪ Mungojerrie ♪ ♪ And Rumpelteazer ♪
♪ Sailor knots ♪ Ooh.
♪ The Rum Tum Tugger ♪ ♪ Doesn't care for a cuddle ♪
♪ Tightrope walkers ♪ ♪ And acrobats ♪
♪ Wah, wah ♪ ♪ A doo ba doo ba doo ♪
♪ Written up on the door ♪ ♪ Whoo whoo! ♪
Am I allowed? Why wouldn't you be allowed?
But he's going to lose. How dare you.
But it's all a bit old school. Get out.
Do you ever get nervous? No, no.
jolly good luck. Oh.
Lights. ♪ For he will do as he do do ♪
Look. Let me see.
Oh. Don't go.
Peter. Augustus.
Victoria. Victoria?
What's your name? Mr. Mistoffelees.
Who will it be? Who will it be?
You did what? Wait.
...or you'll drown in that river.
'Cause those notes are, like...
♪ "Can it be really? ♪
♪ "Can it be really? ♪
♪ "Can it be really? ♪
♪ "Can it be really? ♪
♪ "Do you like your morning tea ♪
♪ "For unless he's very nimble ♪
♪ "Has he gone to hunt the thimble? ♪
♪ "I'm afraid you must wait and have dinner tomorrow ♪
♪ "It's that horrible cat" ♪
♪ "It's that horrible cat" ♪
♪ "My mind may be wandering, but I confess ♪
♪ "My mind may be wandering, but I confess ♪
♪ "My mind may be wandering, but I confess ♪
♪ "Now, which was which cat?" ♪
♪ "Oh, my eye ♪
♪ "Oh, well, I never ♪
♪ "Oh, well, I never ♪
♪ "Oh, well, I never ♪
♪ "Oh, well, I never ♪
♪ "Oh, well, I never ♪
♪ "Oh, well, I never ♪
♪ "Oh, well, I never ♪
♪ "Oh, well, I never ♪
♪ "Oh, well, I never ♪
♪ "Oh, well, I never ♪
♪ "Oh, well, I never ♪
♪ "Oh, well, I never ♪
♪ "Oh, well, I never ♪
♪ "Vivat" ♪
♪ "Vivat" ♪
♪ "Was there ever a cat so clever ♪
♪ "Was there ever a cat so clever ♪
♪ "Was there ever a cat so clever ♪
♪ "Was there ever a cat so clever ♪
♪ "Was there ever a cat so clever ♪
♪ "Was there ever a cat so clever ♪
♪ "Was there ever a cat so clever ♪
♪ "Was there ever a cat so clever ♪
♪ "Was there ever a cat so clever ♪
♪ "Was there ever a cat so clever ♪
♪ "Was there ever a cat so clever ♪
♪ "Was there ever a cat so clever as magical ♪
♪ "Well, of all things ♪
♪ "Well, of all things ♪
♪ "Well, of all things ♪
♪ "Well, of all things ♪
♪ "Yes, no, ho, hi ♪
♪ "Yes, no, ho, hi, oh, my eye ♪
♪ A beetles tattoo ♪
♪ A cat. ♪
♪ A cat's entitled to expect ♪
♪ A curious cat ♪
♪ A dog ♪
♪ A dog ♪
♪ A doo ba doo ba doo ♪
♪ A fatalistic warning ♪
♪ A friendly policeman in conversation ♪
♪ A Gumbie Cat ♪
♪ A long while before Queen Victoria's accession ♪
♪ A monster of depravity ♪
♪ A monster of depravity ♪
♪ A new day ♪
♪ A troop of well disciplined, helpful Boy Scouts ♪
♪ Abou awou awou out it ♪
♪ About ♪
♪ About ♪
♪ About it. ♪
♪ About... ♪
♪ Ad dress him in this form ♪
♪ Again. ♪
♪ Ah ♪
♪ Ah... ♪
♪ All alone in the moonlight ♪
♪ All alone in the moonlight ♪
♪ All alone with the memory ♪
♪ All day she sits upon the stair ♪
♪ All my life a routine, and I'd say ♪
♪ All that I wanted ♪
♪ All that I wanted ♪
♪ All that you wanted ♪
♪ All the guards and all the porters ♪
♪ Allegorical cats ♪
♪ Alone and haunted ♪
♪ Alone and haunted ♪
♪ Alone and haunted ♪
♪ And ♪
♪ And a new day ♪
♪ And a rose that is fading ♪
♪ And approach to the meaning ♪
♪ And be careful of Old Deuteronomy ♪
♪ And call him ♪
♪ And can you, as cats do, begin with a "C"? ♪
♪ And come back to a different Jellicle life ♪
♪ And famous in rhyme ♪
♪ And he gives you a wave of his long brown tail ♪
♪ And her numerous progeny ♪
♪ And his footprints are not found ♪
♪ And I know that this life isn't safe ♪
♪ And I like to recall my success on the halls ♪
♪ And I mustn't give in ♪
♪ And I say as I scratch myself with my claws ♪
♪ And I say now these kittens ♪
♪ And I suffer from palsy which makes my paws shake ♪
♪ And I'd saunter to the rear ♪
♪ And I'll see what you are thinking ♪
♪ And I'm putting on weight every day ♪
♪ And I've even created ♪
♪ And I've known the family to call ♪
♪ And I've sometimes been heard by the fire ♪
♪ And in Kensington Square ♪
♪ And it is against the rules ♪
♪ And it's certain that I wouldn't approve ♪
♪ And just before noon's ♪
♪ And just before noon's not a moment too soon ♪
♪ And learnt about our proper names ♪
♪ And magical cats ♪
♪ And make what is known as the Jellicle choice ♪
♪ And most of the time they leave it at that ♪
♪ And most of the time they leave it at that ♪
♪ And my opinion now is that ♪
♪ And no sober person could take his oath ♪
♪ And not long ago this phenomenal cat ♪
♪ And now the Jellicle leader is here ♪
♪ And one or two to spare ♪
♪ And pleasant to hear when they caterwaul ♪
♪ And pull up the counterpane ♪
♪ And remarkably smart ♪
♪ And say a cat is not ♪
♪ And say a cat is not ♪
♪ And say in a voice that is broken with sorrow ♪
♪ And sits ♪
♪ And sits and sits ♪
♪ And so in time you reach your aim ♪
♪ And so maybe my home isn't what I had known ♪
♪ And some of the time ♪
♪ And some of the time you would ♪
♪ And soon it will be morning ♪
♪ And stained with sand ♪
♪ And taking off your hat ♪
♪ And that is that ♪
♪ And that's how you ad dress ♪
♪ And that's what makes a Gumbie Cat ♪
♪ And the bedroom looks like a field of war ♪
♪ And the berth is very neat with a newly folded sheet ♪
♪ And the Jellicle leader will soon appear ♪
♪ And the jewel case is rifled ♪
♪ And the Joint Superior Schools ♪
♪ And the memories were lost long ago ♪
♪ And the memories were lost long ago ♪
♪ And the passengers all frantic to a man ♪
♪ And the postman sighed ♪
♪ And the signal goes "all clear" ♪
♪ And the stationmaster's daughters ♪
♪ And the streetlamp gutters ♪
♪ And the trellis past repair ♪
♪ And the village is proud of her ♪
♪ And the wind ♪
♪ And their manners not nice ♪
♪ And there isn't any call for me to shout it ♪
♪ And there isn't any need for me to spout it ♪
♪ And there isn't any use for you to doubt it ♪
♪ And there's no ♪
♪ And there's no doing anything ♪
♪ And there's no doing anything abou awou awou out it ♪
♪ And there's not a speck of dust on the floor ♪
♪ And there's nothing at all to be done about that. ♪
♪ And they say that all the cats ♪
♪ And they think it is smart just to jump through a hoop ♪
♪ And tie it into ♪
♪ And wait for the Jellicle moon to rise ♪
♪ And we all say ♪
♪ And we all say ♪
♪ And we all say ♪
♪ And we all say ♪
♪ And we're all of us proud to be nodded or bowed to ♪
♪ And we're all of us proud to be nodded or bowed to ♪
♪ And we're off at last for the northern part ♪
♪ And when all the family's in bed and asleep ♪
♪ And when the larder's looted ♪
♪ And when you hear a dining room smash ♪
♪ And when you think he's half asleep ♪
♪ And whenever I join my friends at their club ♪
♪ And who'd have ever supposed that that ♪
♪ And will ask you very brightly ♪
♪ And with bell? ♪
♪ And you can't find one of your winter vests ♪
♪ And you see ♪
♪ And you think it is merely misplaced ♪
♪ And you'll dance with these beautiful ghosts. ♪
♪ Announces the cat who can now be reborn ♪
♪ Another day is dawning ♪
♪ Another night is over ♪
♪ Are nothing more than agents ♪
♪ Are spoken to ♪
♪ Are you blind when you're born? ♪
♪ Are you cock of the walk ♪
♪ Are you keen to be seen ♪
♪ Are you tense when you sense ♪
♪ As Firefrorefiddle ♪
♪ As he scratched his head ♪
♪ As I love to tell ♪
♪ As I walk down the street ♪
♪ As magical Mr. Mistoffelees?" ♪
♪ As magical Mr. Mistoffelees?" ♪
♪ As magical Mr. Mistoffelees?" ♪
♪ As magical Mr. Mistoffelees?" ♪
♪ As magical Mr. Mistoffelees?" ♪
♪ As magical Mr. Mistoffelees?" ♪
♪ As magical Mr. Mistoffelees?" ♪
♪ As magical Mr. Mistoffelees?" ♪
♪ As magical Mr. Mistoffelees?" ♪
♪ As magical Mr. Mistoffelees?" ♪
♪ As magical Mr. Mistoffelees?" ♪
♪ As magical Mr. Mistoffelees?" ♪
♪ As soon as I get home, then I like to get about ♪
♪ As the dawn is breaking ♪
♪ As you ♪
♪ At 11:42 with the signal overdue ♪
♪ At least you have something ♪
♪ At the gay Stage and Screen ♪
♪ At the Jellicle Ball where we all rejoice ♪
♪ At the Siamese or at the Glutton ♪
♪ At the sight of that placid and bland physiognomy ♪
♪ At the theater door ♪
♪ Ba doo ba biddly da doo da ♪
♪ Because Jellicles can and Jellicles do ♪
♪ Before a cat will condescend ♪
♪ Begins to moan ♪
♪ Beyond any meaning ♪
♪ Born into nothing ♪
♪ Born into nothing ♪
♪ Bothered by mice ♪
♪ Bounce on a tire ♪
♪ Burnt out ends ♪
♪ Bustopher Jones in white ♪
♪ Bustopher Jones in white spats ♪
♪ Bustopher Jones wears white ♪
♪ Bustopher Jones wears white. ♪
♪ But a monster ♪
♪ But always bear in mind that he ♪
♪ But at least you have beautiful ghosts ♪
♪ But how would you ad dress a cat? ♪
♪ But I feel so alive ♪
♪ But I make such a fuss if I can't get out ♪
♪ But I was just behind him and was ready to remind him ♪
♪ But I'll leap up in your lap in the middle of your sewing ♪
♪ But I'm so well preserved because I've observed ♪
♪ But it's wild and it's free ♪
♪ But missed the meaning ♪
♪ But my grandest creation ♪
♪ But my voice has been heard on the roof ♪
♪ But of many generations ♪
♪ But that's such a fuss to pronounce ♪
♪ But there's nothing to equal ♪
♪ But when a crime's discovered, then ♪
♪ But when a crime's discovered, then ♪
♪ But when they reach the scene of crime ♪
♪ But you find it next week lying out on the lawn ♪
♪ But... ♪
♪ But... ♪
♪ By Bustopher Jones in white ♪
♪ By Bustopher Jones in white spats ♪
♪ By his name ♪
♪ Can you find your way blind ♪
♪ Can you look at a king? ♪
♪ Can you ride on a broomstick to places far distant? ♪
♪ Can you say of your bite ♪
♪ Can you see in the dark? ♪
♪ Can you sing at the same time in more than one key? ♪
♪ Clerical cats ♪
♪ Comes loose on the roof ♪
♪ Commissioned the Sphinx? ♪
♪ Critical cats ♪
♪ Cynical cats ♪
♪ Daylight ♪
♪ Daylight ♪
♪ Deceitfulness and suavity ♪
♪ Delphicoracle cats ♪
♪ Diddly dup wup boo ♪
♪ Diddly dup, diddly dup, diddly dup wup boo ♪
♪ Diddy dup, diddly dup, diddly dup ♪
♪ Do you know how to go to the Heaviside Layer? ♪
♪ Do you land on your feet? ♪
♪ Doesn't care for a cuddle ♪
♪ Doing anything ♪
♪ Don't speak till you ♪
♪ Dramatical cats ♪
♪ Dyspeptical cats ♪
♪ Endless masquerading ♪
♪ Everlasting ♪
♪ Everlasting Cat ♪
♪ Faithful and true to others who do ♪
♪ Fanatical cats ♪
♪ Felinity ♪
♪ Follow me home ♪
♪ For a similar reason, when game is in season ♪
♪ For any one cat to belong both to that ♪
♪ For he will do as he do do ♪
♪ For he will do as he do do ♪
♪ For he's a fiend in feline shape ♪
♪ For he's the master criminal ♪
♪ For his eyes are sunken in ♪
♪ For I once was a star of the highest degree ♪
♪ For I only like ♪
♪ For I'm not the cat that I was in my prime ♪
♪ For myself ♪
♪ For Skimble won't let anything go wrong ♪
♪ For Sunday dinner ♪
♪ For the cat who all the time ♪
♪ For the day. ♪
♪ For the Jellicle moon and the Jellicle Ball ♪
♪ For the joint is gone from the oven like that" ♪
♪ For waiting up there is the Heaviside Layer ♪
♪ For we are incurably given to rove ♪
♪ For when they reach the scene of crime ♪
♪ From a vase that was commonly said to be Ming ♪
♪ From Gravesend up to Oxford ♪
♪ From Mr. Mistoffelees' conjuring turn ♪
♪ From my ears to the tip of my tail ♪
♪ From the driver and the guards ♪
♪ From the Rising Sun ♪
♪ From what I hear tell ♪
♪ Full of wonders one Jellicle only will see ♪
♪ Ghosts. ♪
♪ Grizabella the Glamour Cat ♪
♪ Grizabella the Glamour Cat ♪
♪ Gus is the cat ♪
♪ Hallelujah, angelical choir ♪
♪ Handling pieces from the Messiah ♪
♪ Has begun. ♪
♪ Has the moon lost her memory? ♪
♪ Have a very unusual gift of the gab ♪
♪ Have a wonderful way of working together ♪
♪ Have cheerful faces ♪
♪ Have such well cut trousers ♪
♪ Have you been an alumnus of heaven or hell? ♪
♪ He always has an alibi ♪
♪ He has grown unmistakably round ♪
♪ He sways his head from side to side ♪
♪ He's a fiend in feline shape ♪
♪ He's always ♪
♪ He's broken every human law ♪
♪ He's called the Hidden Paw ♪
♪ He's outwardly respectable ♪
♪ He's sure to have his personal taste ♪
♪ He's the bafflement of Scotland Yard ♪
♪ He's very tall and thin ♪
♪ Her coat is of the tabby kind ♪
♪ Her name is Jennyanydots ♪
♪ His brow is deeply lined with thought ♪
♪ His coat is dusty from neglect ♪
♪ His head is highly domed ♪
♪ His powers of levitation ♪
♪ His whiskers are uncombed ♪
♪ Hypocritical cats ♪
♪ Hysterical cats ♪
♪ I am always deceiving you into believing ♪
♪ I am black ♪
♪ I am deeply concerned ♪
♪ I am equally cunning with dice ♪
♪ I am frequently seen ♪
♪ I am still in my prime, I shall last out my time ♪
♪ I am waiting ♪
♪ I believe it is Old Deuteronomy" ♪
♪ I believe it is Old Deuteronomy" ♪
♪ I believe it is Old Deuteronomy" ♪
♪ I can creep through the tiniest crack ♪
♪ I can pick any card from a pack ♪
♪ I can play any trick with a cork ♪
♪ I can smile at the old days ♪
♪ I can smile at the old days ♪
♪ I don't haunt pubs ♪
♪ I give my benison ♪
♪ I have a Gumbie Cat in mind ♪
♪ I have a Gumbie Cat in mind ♪
♪ I have acted with Irving ♪
♪ I have eight or nine clubs ♪
♪ I know he cheats at cards ♪
♪ I like to lie in a bureau drawer ♪
♪ I love to regale them, if someone else pays ♪
♪ I might mention Mungojerrie ♪
♪ I must go slow ♪
♪ I must think of a new life ♪
♪ I must wait for the sunrise ♪
♪ I never knew I'd love this world they let me into ♪
♪ I pursue my evil aims ♪
♪ I remember ♪
♪ I remember ♪
♪ I say you should ad dress a cat ♪
♪ I teach them music, crocheting and tatting ♪
♪ I think that the cockroaches need employment ♪
♪ I tuck up my skirts to the basement to creep ♪
♪ I was beautiful then ♪
♪ I was beautiful then ♪
♪ I will tell how I once played a part in East Lynne ♪
♪ I will watch you without winking ♪
♪ I would supervise them all, more or less ♪
♪ I wouldn't know ♪
♪ I yearn to turn my face to the dawn ♪
♪ I'd been busy in the luggage van ♪
♪ I'll never get let into ♪
♪ I'm a 25 pounder or I am a bounder ♪
♪ I'm a Bravo Cat, I travel on a barge ♪
♪ I'm a cat that cannot be ignored ♪
♪ I'm always on the wrong side of every door ♪
♪ I'm Bustopher Jones ♪
♪ I'm found not at Fox's but Blimp's ♪
♪ I'm not skin and bones ♪
♪ I'm the cat they all greet ♪
♪ I'm thin as a rake ♪
♪ I've acted with Tree ♪
♪ If a tile or two ♪
♪ If I look full of gloom ♪
♪ If it happens the sun is shining bright ♪
♪ If it happens to be a stormy night ♪
♪ If the area window is found ajar ♪
♪ If the drawers are pulled out from the bedroom chest ♪
♪ If you find there ♪
♪ If you look for a knife ♪
♪ If you offer me cream, then I sniff and sneer ♪
♪ If you offer me fish, then I always want a feast ♪
♪ If you offer me pheasant, I'd rather have grouse ♪
♪ If you put it away on the larder shelf, whoo! ♪
♪ If you put me in a flat, then I'd rather have a house ♪
♪ If you put me in a house, I would much prefer a flat ♪
♪ If you set me on a mouse, then I only want a rat ♪
♪ If you set me on a rat, then I'd rather chase a mouse ♪
♪ If you touch me ♪
♪ If you were and you are ♪
♪ In a any files ♪
♪ In a different form ♪
♪ In a Shakespeare performance I once walked on pat ♪
♪ In Cornwall Gardens, in Launceston Place ♪
♪ In fact, I am the roughest cat ♪

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