A guy who writes about food on the internet. from Chef
A job, not money. I need a job, like I had. from Chef
A kid who'd rather go to New Orleans than Disney World. from Chef
A light sc****. from Chef
A little bit of both. from Chef
A real chef's knife. from Chef
Abuelo... (SPEAKS SPANISH) Everything OK? from Chef
After you're done with your homework, from Chef
Ah, let me... let me talk to him. from Chef
Ah! One is coming up. from Chef
Ahh! That's good. from Chef
Alright, 70! from Chef
Alright, alright, alright! I'm sorry. I'm sorry, man. from Chef
Alright, alright. Relax, relax. Keep it down. Keep it down. from Chef
Alright, backing up. from Chef
Alright, buddy, I need you to get me a crowd. from Chef
Alright, buddy. from Chef
Alright, come on. Come on. (WHISTLES) from Chef
Alright, give me one second. Did you know your son could work a grill? from Chef
Alright, good. Turn around. from Chef
Alright, I got four right here. from Chef
Alright, let's go. Pre shift, guys. from Chef
Alright, pal. Here we are. from Chef
Alright, so, I guess we gotta cook some food. from Chef
Alright, so, I'm gonna hit the chalkboard. from Chef
Alright, well, better keep an eye on him. from Chef
Alright? Clean something else. from Chef
Alright? I'm worried. Eat some crackers or something. from Chef
Alright. from Chef
Alright. Let's go. from Chef
Alright. Let's watch the music. from Chef
Alright. Take that bucket, fill it. from Chef
Am I threatening to fire you? from Chef
And all he's doing is busting my balls. from Chef
And any career advice should be kept to oneself. from Chef
And as far as that goes, that's a personal... that's... from Chef
And as far as your publicist goes, when she calls back, you let her know from Chef
And cook the menu we should've cooked last time. from Chef
And despite what you might think, from Chef
And either you cook the menu that our customers have come to ex... from Chef
And get the mise on the steak. You still shitfaced? from Chef
And he wrote back. from Chef
And help out. from Chef
And hit a few extra cities on the way? from Chef
And I can't write about anything I have a vested interest in. from Chef
And I feel like I really got to know you. from Chef
And I felt so responsible for that shit. from Chef
And I know people like you don't usually care about that kind of thing. from Chef
And I think if you give it a shot, you might love it too. from Chef
And I think we had a couple of drinks and we went to Islands. from Chef
And I think we had a couple of drinks and we went to Islands. from Chef
And I wanna share this with you. from Chef
And I was with her and we had this... from Chef
And I'll come running. from Chef
And I'm gonna be really busy with the truck from Chef
And I'm sorry if I wasn't the best father. from Chef
And I've just been waiting for the right occasion. from Chef
And I've just put in a bid on a place on Rose. from Chef
And if you fuck this up, everything sucks in the world. from Chef
And in the morning, you go get the rest of the ingredients, from Chef
And it keeps me going, andl love it from Chef
And it let me send a message to him. from Chef
And it looks like he re tweeted it from Chef
And it's gotta be OK with Mom. Let me just say that first. from Chef
And it's only for the weekends and after school from Chef
And it's true, because you are. from Chef
And Jagger didn't play Satisfaction', how would you feel? from Chef
And l from Chef
And learning things from each other. from Chef
And me working all the time, when we hung out, you liked to do fun things. from Chef
And nobody wants to even try it. from Chef
And now it's time for you to go. from Chef
And now that it's all ended, and I'm, like... I'm, like, fucking lost. from Chef
And now we just have to tip. from Chef
And order 21, slider. from Chef
And our place is in a fucking creative rut. from Chef
And people will try because they're open to a new experience from Chef
And Percy's 10 years old. Does he still need a nanny? from Chef
And the money goes into your college fund. from Chef
And then that gives you ideas of what to cook. from Chef
And then you cut 'em together and watch it. It's cool. from Chef
And then you get another week of headlines. from Chef
And then you got this food critic posting fresh blogs about you nonstop. from Chef
And then you just smugly just fucking shit on my shit? from Chef
And there's so much white noise, nobody remembers anything. from Chef
And they'll end up liking it. from Chef
And they're all coming to watch me stick it in his ass. from Chef
And they're all getting picked up, and the picked up headlines from Chef
And this is where Abuelito lives and works. from Chef
And threaten legal action or something? from Chef
And we see how it goes tonight? from Chef
And we're gonna finish strong with a crowd pleaser, from Chef
And what do you? You just write shit to make... from Chef
And when you see a box, make sure the box is around our head. from Chef
And you can cook whatever you like. from Chef
And you don't do anything. What do you do? from Chef
And you take care of him while I work? from Chef
And you're gonna be really busy with school. from Chef
And you're looking, you're looking. from Chef
And you're making a problem where there's no problem. from Chef
And, see, the cheese is starting to evolve too. from Chef
And... from Chef
And... Oh, come here. from Chef
Are getting picked up by each other. from Chef
Are we... we're talking about the carpet now from Chef
Are you kidding me? I buy ink by the barrel, buddy. from Chef
Are you listening? I don't wanna get involved with any of that. from Chef
Are you OK? from Chef
Are you talking about my sweetbreads? Is that what you mean? from Chef
Are you, uh... are you planning on altering the menu? from Chef
Aren't you the lava cake guy? from Chef
Arroz con pollo, yuca frita. from Chef
As long as it's not weird for you I don't want you to feel like from Chef
As soon as you get your good colour... This is now where you start it. from Chef
Asshole! from Chef
At Carl Casper. from Chef
At... Chef... from Chef
Attila the Hun is calling me. I gotta go, man. from Chef
Aww, tell him I love him. from Chef
Be careful! from Chef
Because he couldn't go with you to New Orleans, right? from Chef
Because I took a business meeting with the guy. from Chef
Because I was late? I already apologised to him. We're fine. from Chef
Because I'd like to back you. from Chef
Because it's hot and it's loud and there's a lot of bad language. from Chef
Because this shit is sensational. from Chef
Because when we're hopping, you're gonna have to jump in on the line from Chef
Because you deserve it. from Chef
Because you were with Inez and you guys were sleeping together from Chef
Beignets. from Chef
Best Cuban food in all of South Beach. from Chef
Big night tonight. from Chef
Big night tonight. from Chef
Big pickles. Nice. One, two. from Chef
Bring in the waitstaff, have 'em taste the food. from Chef
Bring that shit back. Bring that shit back. from Chef
Bring that shit back. Bring that shit back. from Chef
Buckle up, buddy. Sorry I'm late. from Chef
But a chef's knife, it belongs to the chef, not to the kitchen. from Chef
But all the people following me, I don't wanna hang out during the day. from Chef
But half the people are saying he's right. from Chef
But he's gonna 86 it. Riva's gonna 86 it, I know. from Chef
But I can still work on the truck, right? from Chef
But I cooked the beef cheek, which is a better dish, from Chef
But I just thought that, you know, from Chef
But I'm fairly certain we have a good shot at 'Hell's Kitchen'. from Chef
But I'm good at this. from Chef
But it's funny too at the same time. from Chef
But it's out there. from Chef
But my cousin knows a guy who'll hook us up with all our musical necessities. from Chef
But my cousin knows a guy who'll hook us up with all our musical necessities. from Chef
But of course I did. He's my ex husband. from Chef
But the summer's gonna end and we're not gonna be doing this anymore. from Chef
But there just might be an opportunity here. from Chef
But we had a lot of fun, and nobody could take away from us from Chef
But we have the most reservations on a work night since we opened. from Chef
But we want the green ones. Here. Hang onto this. from Chef
But we're gonna be home soon, and we're gonna get back to our lives, from Chef
But we're still really good friends. from Chef
But you decide. What do you think? from Chef
But you know what makes me feel like a turd? from Chef
But you should know, it hurts people like me. from Chef
But you... The truck looks great. from Chef
But you're not too busy with it. You're... from Chef
But you're still taking him with you to New Orleans, right? from Chef
But, actually, recently, I'm down 15 pounds. from Chef
By definition, it's my food because it's my restaurant. from Chef
Call your pretty friends, bring 'em in. Tell 'em the tickets are on me. from Chef
Can I ask you a question? from Chef
Can I take one pressing a sandwich or something? from Chef
Can I talk to you? from Chef
Can we do one more where... with 'Lady and the Tramp' from Chef
Can you picture me driving a food truck? I'm a chef. from Chef
Can you read it to me, please? from Chef
Can you turn that down, please? from Chef
Can't do that. from Chef
Carl, can you tell me what's going on for tonight? from Chef
Carl, do what you want tonight. OK? You're the chef. from Chef
Carl, easy. from Chef
Carl, I get ideas. Sometimes my ideas work. from Chef
Carl, you need to take a break. from Chef
CARL: Alright. Be good, man. from Chef
CARL: Come on, get in. from Chef
CARL: I think I missed the exit. from Chef
CARL: Look who's waiting for us. Hi, Mommy. from Chef
CARL: Now, watch me. Watch what I'm doing. from Chef
CARL: Oh, man, thank you so much for saying that. from Chef
CARL: Oh, man, that's gorgeous. from Chef
CARL: OK, enough with the virtual world. How about something real? from Chef
CARL: OK, look, the key is, you gotta look for ingredients from Chef
CARL: Tony. from Chef
CARL: Two slices of cheese one, two. from Chef
CARL: Yeah, thank you. from Chef
CARL: Yeah. I'm in Miami now. from Chef
CARL: Yeah. Oh, there we go. from Chef
Carl. from Chef
Carl. from Chef
Carl. Carl. We're staying with the same menu, right? from Chef
Chef Big Dog up all night cooking! from Chef
Chef, don't... That's not a good idea. from Chef
Chocolate lava cake is not just undercooked chocolate cake. from Chef
Chocolate lava cake. from Chef
Come here. from Chef
Come here. I miss you. Give me a kiss. from Chef
Come on, don't be afraid. Step up! from Chef
Come on, everybody. Everybody together. Come on. from Chef
Come on, give me some drinks. Something premium. from Chef
Come on. French Quarter. from Chef
Come on. Let's sell sandwiches, baby! from Chef
Come on. Mommy misses you. from Chef
Come over here. Candy, come over here. from Chef
Come with me. Get off the truck. from Chef
Congratulations, man. That's a big deal. from Chef
Cool. from Chef
Could I at least come shopping with you? from Chef
Could I speak to the chef for just a second, please? from Chef
Could I speak with the chef? With Chef Casper? from Chef
Could we have a little privacy, uh, guys? from Chef
Could you keep Percy for me? from Chef
Cubano. from Chef
Dad, replies are public. Everybody can read them. from Chef
Dad! Come on. Let's go. from Chef
Dad. from Chef
Dad.Dad. from Chef
Delicioso. from Chef
Delicious! from Chef
Did you post anything since last night? from Chef
Do you know how hard my whole staff works? from Chef
Don't bother painting. We'll paint it when we get back. from Chef
Don't do it. Just stay. from Chef
Don't lose it. from Chef
Don't make me get the fucking ruler out. Thank you. from Chef
Don't thank me till you see it. from Chef
Don't thank me till you see it. from Chef
Double convection oven underneath. It's a real workhorse. from Chef
Driving all night. Doing good. from Chef
Dude, I'm putting a little cornstarch on my werewolves, man. from Chef
Dude, when I heard your voice, I was like, "That's what I wanna do." from Chef
Eat it slow. from Chef
Even if I could persuade one site to pull down one clip, from Chef
Even now, as you get further, Jon, from Chef
Every other person you say 'New Orleans' to thinks jazz and voodoo. from Chef
Everybody your age have phones? from Chef
Everyone loved it. He loved it, even. from Chef
Everything good that's happened to me in my life came because of that. from Chef
Everything is going to work out. from Chef
Eww! Is that what you're doing this for? from Chef
Excuse me? from Chef
Fine. from Chef
For calling the most respected critic in Los Angeles an asshole. from Chef
For here? I don't know. from Chef
For the last 10 years! from Chef
From now on, before you post anything online, I OK it. Alright? from Chef
From you or your ex husband. from Chef
Get some of that. Those look great. See that? from Chef
Get some sleep. Fuck Twitter. Come on, get outta here. from Chef
Get that lava cake out, table 22. from Chef
Get the fuck off the phone, bro. Let's go! from Chef
Get to the top floor. from Chef
Getting in there. from Chef
Getting two stars is good, right? from Chef
Give me five minutes with my staff, I'll walk you through the menu. from Chef
Go and look at your dad's new truck. from Chef
Go by the backhoe. from Chef
Go with the chile, the chile vinegar. from Chef
Go work with your dad. It's fun. from Chef
Go, go! go' 90' from Chef
Go. Go to Mommy. from Chef
Good for you. Good for you, man. Get things done. from Chef
Good luck. from Chef
Good, good. from Chef
Good. from Chef
Good. from Chef
Good. Guys, big night tonight. You all know what's happening? from Chef
Good. It's not the menu you got printed. It's different. from Chef
Good. Now, watch. Come over here. from Chef
Got everything... Plancha's... Everything's hot. from Chef
Gotta still hit the farmers' market. from Chef
Grab a coffee. from Chef
Grandpa still works? What does he do? from Chef
Great. Awesome. from Chef
Half a dozen places tried to poach me when I was back at Gauloises. from Chef
Hang on a second, buddy. And on the radishes here, I use the tops, OK? from Chef
Hang on, guys. Come on. Hang on, hang on. from Chef
Hang on, hang on. from Chef
Hang on, one second. He's my kid. He's just learning. from Chef
Hang on. We're gonna move it down the road. from Chef
Have you not heard of the term 'social networking'? from Chef
He ain't gonna let you serve that Korean shit. from Chef
He said that you look like you've gained a couple of pounds from Chef
He says I can cook whatever I want. from Chef
He sees all this shit on the computer. from Chef
He wants his grandson to see him play at least once. from Chef
He was... He thought you were gonna close his fucking restaurant down! from Chef
He wrote it to everybody. from Chef
He wrote that to me? from Chef
He wrote that to me? from Chef
He's eating the chocolate lava cake right now. from Chef
He's eating the chocolate lava cake right now. from Chef
He's fine. He's got a couple of burns and two stitches from a paring knife. from Chef
He's hurt. He misses you. from Chef
He's in school all day. What does she even do here? Hi, Flora. from Chef
He's not gonna flake. Neither am I. from Chef
He's not gonna perform forever. from Chef
He's not... He's 10, he's got a phone. from Chef
He's ready to cook! from Chef
He's saying his pants might fall. from Chef
He's smiling like he's got something on me. from Chef
Heat. Heat. from Chef
Help him with that banana ketchup and yucca fries. from Chef
Help Martin with the pig. We got the pig. from Chef
Here we go, papi. Perfect. Perfecto. from Chef
Here we go. from Chef
Here we go. Thank you. Thanks for your patience. from Chef
Here you go, little man. from Chef
Here, talk to him. from Chef
Here. from Chef
Here's what we're doing. from Chef
Hey, buddy, you don't have to clean that. We're throwing it out. from Chef
Hey, can I get a quick picture with you for my kid? from Chef
Hey, can I just take a picture up there in the kitchen? from Chef
Hey, Carl. Carl, check it out. from Chef
Hey, Carl. Hey, papi, mira, I don't know if you heard or not, but... from Chef
Hey, come on, man! Get that out of my face. from Chef
Hey, Dad. I understand if we can't go to New Orleans. from Chef
Hey, guys! Hello? from Chef
Hey, I can't get a hold of your mom. from Chef
Hey, jefe, this sound system sounds like ass. from Chef
Hey, killer, what's up? How you doing, little gangster, huh? from Chef
Hey, listen, could we twitter each other when we're not in the same place? from Chef
Hey, little man, is the plancha red hot? from Chef
Hey, look. Come over here, look. from Chef
Hey. Hey, hey, hey! from Chef
Hey. You can't talk like that. from Chef
Hi, Flora. Percy here? from Chef
Hi. I'm Carl Casper. I'm here to see Marvin. from Chef
Hm'? from Chef
Hold on a second. Let me unlock it for you real quick. from Chef
Holy sh... No, we can't do this. from Chef
How can this possibly be an opportunity? from Chef
How can you even ask for kettle corn? You know what it is? from Chef
How could you even want kettle corn from Chef
How many people you got working? You got, like, 50 people. from Chef
How many? We are overbooked. But I just printed out all the menus. from Chef
How you gonna keep that psychopath from coming back here? from Chef
How'd you get those pictures from here? from Chef
How'd you... What'd you... from Chef
Huh? from Chef
Huh? It's beautiful. from Chef
Huh? Look at that. from Chef
I appreciate the offer, but I don't need any charity from Chef
I ask you to leave, you gotta look at Carl? from Chef
I avoid all... Oh, hey, hey, hey, what are you doing? from Chef
I believe it was. from Chef
I came out to LA for a Clippers game once from Chef
I can book you for all the parties that I'm doing. from Chef
I can get you money to mention a few products. from Chef
I can't go to the market. We gotta hook up the fryer. Get rid of the steam pit. from Chef
I can't see. from Chef
I can't wait to try my first beignet. from Chef
I could really use your help on the truck. from Chef
I could work after school and on weekends. from Chef
I could... Alright. from Chef
I didn't get to finish my sandwich. from Chef
I didn't know that. I thought we were having fun. from Chef
I didn't like it either. from Chef
I didn't like what they wrote about you. from Chef
I didn't. I just came back from shopping, there was this long line. from Chef
I do. 'Cause I could have done better. from Chef
I don't care if Mommy's not around. I don't want you cursing around here. from Chef
I don't care what she makes. Get to your point. from Chef
I don't care what you think. from Chef
I don't even know what happened with us. from Chef
I don't even know what that means. from Chef
I don't get it. I don't get it. from Chef
I don't give a fuck what the deal was! from Chef
I don't have any money. from Chef
I don't know that I feel like a turd. from Chef
I don't know what I'm gonna do. from Chef
I don't know what you're talking about. from Chef
I don't know what you're talking about. from Chef
I don't know, but, you know, I can find out tomorrow I call him. from Chef
I don't know. from Chef
I don't know. He was on his way back here. from Chef
I don't know. I got... Everything's very full for me. from Chef
I don't know. That's what she's saying. from Chef
I don't know. They're serving the same shit. from Chef
I don't know. Whatever it is, clean it out. from Chef
I don't need guidance right now. I need space. from Chef
I don't think you understand what's going on here. from Chef
I don't want it to go back to that. from Chef
I don't want you to feel that way coming in here with your hat in your hand. from Chef
I don't want your money. I can't take charity from you. from Chef
I don't... I got all... from Chef
I feel like I lost my job, I made an ass of myself on the internet. from Chef
I feel like I've let you down so much, and I didn't want to blindside you, from Chef
I figured, you know, with you living at Mom's house from Chef
I get to touch people's lives with what I do. from Chef
I got a lot to do and a lot on my mind. from Chef
I got a problem, 'cause she's... best receptionist I've ever had. from Chef
I got bumped up, man, to sous chef. from Chef
I got him espresso, bought you five minutes of time. from Chef
I got it. Mind if I borrow this? from Chef
I got lots of marinating to do. from Chef
I got no job prospects whatsoever. from Chef
I got some presents for you. from Chef
I got this. Percy, look. Whoo! from Chef
I got two stars. from Chef
I gotta go shopping for tonight. I'm sorry. from Chef
I gotta pick up some equipment for the truck. from Chef
I gotta pick up the kid. Where's Tony? from Chef
I guess you'll have to stay there for a while, bro. from Chef
I had been drinking that day. I... l... l didn't know what to do. from Chef
I had no control over the menu. from Chef
I have a wonderful '09 that I just opened to let breathe. from Chef
I have Carl with me. I'm at home. Thank you. from Chef
I have complete freedom to cook whatever I want now. from Chef
I have something really good planned for tonight. from Chef
I have to run out for a quick meeting, from Chef
I just don't like to see you like this. from Chef
I just wanna say one thing. I just wanna say one thing. Just one thing. from Chef
I just want to be honest with you, OK? from Chef
I knew you would have something bigger than this. from Chef
I know what a food blogger is. from Chef
I know, but you're a publicist. Don't you have relationships? from Chef
I like my life. from Chef
I like New Orleans too. from Chef
I like New Orleans. from Chef
I like that. Alright, New Orleans. from Chef
I like this humility. It's good. from Chef
I live in a shitty apartment in Venice. from Chef
I love both of you. from Chef
I love you too! from Chef
I love yucca. from Chef
I mean, I don't read that shit normally, but, you know, from Chef
I mean, like, now. That was a long time ago. from Chef
I mean, not now. from Chef
I mean, really, really good. from Chef
I mean, since we were divorced. Have you slept... from Chef
I mean, you know, fuck 'em. That's what I mean. from Chef
I mean, you robbed me of my pride and my career and my dignity. from Chef
I mean, you're really good. You work really hard. from Chef
I might not do everything great in my life, OK? from Chef
I need some help moving this equipment in. from Chef
I need some sort of, like, lever and fulcrum. from Chef
I need to wait for another job, for all this shit to blow over from Chef
I need you out front. They're three deep in the bar. Get off the phone. from Chef
I pay for the glasses. I pay for the napkins. from Chef
I pay for the spoons. I pay for Molly's salary. from Chef
I pay for your entire staff's salary, OK? from Chef
I promised these people the best sandwich of their lives. from Chef
I really don't care what magazine said that you're the next big thing. from Chef
I sank a fortune into the remodel to get you the French cooking top, from Chef
I should have cooked the shit I was gonna cook. from Chef
I sold my website for a whole lot of money from Chef
I tagged it so they can mark us on their maps. from Chef
I think I missed the exit. from Chef
I think that asshole might be our new partner. from Chef
I think that's a good place to start. from Chef
I think there's something dead in there. from Chef
I think this is kinda fun. You know, just figuring stuff out. from Chef
I think we take it back to something simple. from Chef
I think you might have posted that publicly. from Chef
I think you should play your hits. from Chef
I think, um... from Chef
I thought I was sending you a private message. from Chef
I thought I'd drop you off at the restaurant. from Chef
I thought my food was needy and cloying. from Chef
I thought this shit lives forever online. from Chef
I tweeted the picture on your account and then geotagged it. Look. from Chef
I understand. from Chef
I wanna bankroll you, from Chef
I wanna see what they wrote. from Chef
I wanna teach you what I learned. from Chef
I want him to have a real one from here, from Little Havana. from Chef
I want people having fun at all the tables around. from Chef
I want the Cambros, the delis out so we can start plating, OK? from Chef
I want you to be happy. from Chef
I want you to call any time. I'm right here. from Chef
I want you to do that on the whole truck. from Chef
I want you to watch everything everybody's doing, from Chef
I want you to watch for the bread to get golden. from Chef
I want you to watch for the cheese to melt. from Chef
I was under the impression that tonight was gonna somehow be... from Chef
I was with her, then you were with her, and then maybe I fucked her after. from Chef
I wish I never... I should've cooked the shit he wanted me to cook. from Chef
I won't. Thank you. from Chef
I wouldn't blame you for having a few trust issues, from Chef
I wouldn't challenge you to a cook off. from Chef
I'll be back later. 'Bye. from Chef
I'll drop you guys off at the hotel, from Chef
I'll have him home in time for school. from Chef
I'll teach you how to use this thing. from Chef
I'll tell him. from Chef
I'm a real chef with... from Chef
I'm afraid that was left ambiguous. from Chef
I'm alright. from Chef
I'm alright. I'm alright. from Chef
I'm Carl. This is my truck. from Chef
I'm divorced, I'm old, I got no money. from Chef
I'm embarrassing. from Chef
I'm everywhere. from Chef
I'm glad you're here, but why didn't you call to say that you were coming? from Chef
I'm gonna fill up the propane tanks, from Chef
I'm gonna go drop Percy off and come back from Chef
I'm gonna go, OK? I got a call coming in. from Chef
I'm gonna have 'em pull it around. from Chef
I'm gonna let you... It's not sweetbreads. from Chef
I'm gonna make it up to him. from Chef
I'm gonna miss you too. from Chef
I'm happy, OK? from Chef
I'm here to see... here to see Percy. from Chef
I'm not cooking sweetbreads! Listen to me. from Chef
I'm not dad material right now, if you hadn't noticed. from Chef
I'm not gonna write about it. from Chef
I'm not perfect. I'm not the best husband. from Chef
I'm not sure I get what's going on here. from Chef
I'm not talking about how much money we're making, from Chef
I'm off school next month. from Chef
I'm really gonna miss you. from Chef
I'm really sorry. I was on the spot, bro. from Chef
I'm sorry, but this is none of your business what I did... from Chef
I'm sure it's fine. from Chef
I'm talking about creatively the food that we're serving. from Chef
I'm trying to line up some interviews for next week. from Chef
I'm up to 2,000 followers since last night. from Chef
I'm used to it. from Chef
I'm, uh... eating the food. I'm eating your food. from Chef
I'm... I don't know him, OK? He's at a weird age. from Chef
I'm... I'm sorry, Percy. from Chef
I've also been shooting these videos one second every day. from Chef
I've been on a break. I've had too much of a break. from Chef
I've been waiting to talk to this prick for a long time. from Chef
I've done this before. I can help guide you. from Chef
I've had a really good time with you these last couple of weeks. from Chef
I've had chefs before you in this kitchen. from Chef
I've never not known what I was gonna do. I've always known. from Chef
If I can get one end up on the tailgate. from Chef
If I had to... But if you're not gonna paint, I would... from Chef
If it doesn't work out next month, we'll go later. from Chef
If it doesn't... I'll ask Mom. from Chef
If you can pronounce it, we can make it. from Chef
If you can't get me, I'm on a cell phone and I've got a pager. from Chef
If you change your mind, you call me and I'll go get you anywhere. from Chef
If you don't cook my menu. from Chef
If you got another gig, I was gonna drop everything to be your line cook. Didn't I? from Chef
If you need it more authentic, you can swim 90 miles that way. from Chef
If you put ahi tuna on a menu, it will sell out. from Chef
In case you don't want to remove your shoes. from Chef
In the meantime, you just tweet me wherever you are from Chef
In. Just like that. from Chef
INEZ: Mwah! from Chef
INEZ: What doesn't? from Chef
Inez. from Chef
Is because I called out Ramsey Michel online from Chef
Is Chef Casper here? from Chef
Is he coming back? from Chef
Is he here? Is the fucker still here? from Chef
Is he there? from Chef
Is it 'cause you're getting reviewed? from Chef
Is it a little bit funny? Like... Like, is it... they're laughing at me or with me? from Chef
Is it... So it's yours? from Chef
Is something wrong? from Chef
Is that what's happening? Six of these. Let's see what we got. from Chef
Is there something we can do to make you more comfortable? from Chef
Is this about the food truck? I don't wanna talk about it again. from Chef
Is this beer? from Chef
Is this the beignet place? from Chef
Isn't that what you're hired to do? To take these things off the internet? from Chef
Isn't this, um... from Chef
It does, but there's so much news out there and it's so fast from Chef
It doesn't bother me. I just wanna know. from Chef
It doesn't bother me. I just wanna know. from Chef
It fucking hurts when you write that shit! from Chef
It hurt, alright? from Chef
It means it got picked up and re tweeted everywhere. from Chef
It means that 1,653 people are reading your Twitter feed. from Chef
It might be good. That's where it all happened for you. from Chef
It posts your feed so all your followers can read it. from Chef
It sucks. from Chef
It was theater. By the way, what the fuck were you cooking? from Chef
It was very illuminating. from Chef
It'll last you a long time if you take care of it. from Chef
It's a big deal. from Chef
It's a big opportunity for you. from Chef
It's a blank canvas for your dreams. from Chef
It's a video. Look. from Chef
It's called a plancha. We make Cuban sandwiches on that. from Chef
It's cool? That's how it works, it's cool? from Chef
It's filled with people that've been eating your food from Chef
It's fucking molten, see? Its fucking molten, you asshole! from Chef
It's fucking molten! from Chef
It's gonna need a lot of work, though. from Chef
It's gotta be, right? (LAUGHS) from Chef
It's guaranteed. You know that. from Chef
It's just better if we don't live in the same house. from Chef
It's just... that was the day that... from Chef
It's like baby powder. from Chef
It's not a toy. You understand? from Chef
It's not about you eating, it's about me buying groceries. from Chef
It's not hard to make people happy. from Chef
It's not so spicy. Come on. from Chef
It's not your food. from Chef
It's OK. I can go get on a plane and pick him up. from Chef
It's on... Yeah, it's on. And then put on camera. There we go. Yeah. from Chef
It's part of the Louisiana Purchase from Napoleon. from Chef
It's part of the United States. from Chef
It's still early. Can I watch? from Chef
It's too humid down here. from Chef
It's up to you. End of discussion. from Chef
It's worth the wait, I promise. from Chef
It's zoned, it's permitted. You could build it out however you like. from Chef
Just a moment, please. from Chef
Just Daddy's so busy with work right now. You're the best. from Chef
Just listen. I was very sad. I was very lonely. from Chef
Just listen. I won't send it until we all say it's OK. from Chef
Just orange? Alright, give me six bunches of those. from Chef
Just touch the... Tap the screen first. Hold on. from Chef
Just wanted to get some beignets with you. from Chef
Keep the motherfucker there! from Chef
Ketel One for the man. from Chef
Know what a meme is? I'm a meme. I'm a fucking meme. from Chef
L...l just don't want you to be disappointed from Chef
Late? He waited for you for one hour alone outside. from Chef
Lechon! from Chef
Legs out. from Chef
Let me get one more of these. You should check this out. from Chef
Let me get some? from Chef
Let me handle him. Don't worry about that. I got it. from Chef
Let me hear him out. You know? from Chef
Let me know when he gets here. And let's have fun. from Chef
Let me see if I got something to say anymore. I don't even know. from Chef
Let's also get the 6 inch chef's knife with the plastic handle. from Chef
Let's also get the 6 inch chef's knife with the plastic handle. from Chef
Let's call her. Go inside with me and we'll call her. from Chef
Let's get going on the soup. We're behind on the egg prep. from Chef
Let's go, Tony. Fuck this. from Chef
Let's go! Get the leg on. Coming up. from Chef
Let's have a three way right here. Come on. Come on. (LAUGHS) from Chef
Let's just... from Chef
Let's make some decisions together. Let's start right here. from Chef
Let's start off easy and then we'll get into the uncomfortable stuff. from Chef
Like Honey Boo Boo. I don't want that. from Chef
Like this andouille sausage. from Chef
Like we saved the rest of the stuff. Let's just clean it out. from Chef
Like what? I'm fine. I have to get to work. from Chef
Like when you lived at home. from Chef
Like, a whole world of memories that you have of being there. from Chef
Like, hanging out and talking. from Chef
Like, this is yucca, right? from Chef
Listen, I gotta go to the farmers' market, pick up some ingredients. from Chef
Listen, I was... l was thinking, about what we were talking about. from Chef
Listen, I, uh... l want to talk to you about something. from Chef
Listen, pal, I don't think we have time to catch a movie today. from Chef
Little man, get me hazelnuts, get me some more ham. from Chef
Look at this piece of fruit. from Chef
Look at those pictures. from Chef
Look, if you bought Stones tickets from Chef
Look! It's up, it's up. It's up, it's up. The review's up. from Chef
Looks good. It looks good already. from Chef
Looks good. You know what? from Chef
Looks good. You know what? from Chef
Looks here like you guys are having so much fun. from Chef
Lovely to see you again, Mr Michel. Right this way. from Chef
Make them understand what we're going for. from Chef
MAN: A mark. B mark. from Chef
MARTIN ON PHONE: What happened to those interviews you had? from Chef
Martin, come on. Let me go, buddy. Don't do it. from Chef
Martin, I like your mojo. from Chef
MARTIN: Alright. Get together. from Chef
MARTIN: Could you give us five minutes, please? Five minutes. from Chef
MARTIN: Cubano coming up. from Chef
MARTIN: It's hard to use other people's technology. from Chef
MARTIN: Jefe, jefe. It says 'sold out', man. from Chef
MARTIN: Mmm! Three equal pieces. from Chef
MARTIN: That's your house! from Chef
MARTIN: Two slices of ham, three of pork. from Chef
Martin's putting cornstarch on his balls. from Chef
Marvin said that you guys might help me. from Chef
Maybe a little higher? from Chef
Maybe it will just, like, clear your mind out. from Chef
Maybe it's important for you to talk to him about it, then. from Chef
Maybe since last time, I understand, from Chef
Maybe some other time. from Chef
Me too. from Chef
Media noche, Texas. from Chef
MEN: Arrgh! from Chef
Mind if I post this? from Chef
Mm hm. I thought it was like texting. from Chef
Mmm! from Chef
Mmm. We should get some sliders. from Chef
Mole, two Cubanos, from Chef
Mom wants to talk to you. from Chef
Mom wants to talk to you. I think it's yes. Hang on. from Chef
Mom! Dad wants me to cook on his truck! from Chef
More importantly, you know, you just cook your ass off in there. from Chef
Mucho goods. from Chef
My cousin knows a guy. I'm gonna hook it up. Alright? from Chef
My credit cards are maxed out and we're not charging for food yet. from Chef
My kid and I saw you on 'Tosh.0'. You were hilarious. from Chef
Nah, this is Frenchman Street. Bourbon's for tourists. from Chef
Next month? Yeah. We could go next month. from Chef
Next! Next! from Chef
Nice driving skills, huh? from Chef
No shit! That's excellent! from Chef
No shit. You got a fucking taco truck? from Chef
No way, not without one of us hurting ourselves. No, no, no, don't. from Chef
No, but he's never had a real Cuban sandwich. I want him to try it. from Chef
No, by the time you get back, I'll have this all spotless and cleaned up. from Chef
No, Chef. from Chef
No, he wrote something nasty about me and then I hit reply from Chef
No, he's asking if we're back together. from Chef
No, I'm not doing it for that. Someone wrote something bad. from Chef
No, I'm talking to the grill. Yeah, you. from Chef
No, I'm telling you what I'm prepared to do from Chef
No, like, hanging out and doing something. from Chef
No, no, forget the freaking fryer, man. from Chef
No, no, no, how many covers do we have tonight? from Chef
No, no, we gotta chiz this. You didn't chiz it. from Chef
No, no, we're friends. I'm helping watch the baby. from Chef
No, not just, like, watching something or doing something. from Chef
No, of course not. I would never hand you beer. from Chef
No, really! He's on the phone. from Chef
No, seriously, there are people... there are people who are calling me. from Chef
No, that's gross! I'm not cleaning that out. from Chef
No, you're not gonna get kettle... from Chef
No! I cleaned your whole stupid truck! from Chef
No. from Chef
No. from Chef
No. Trust me, the first phone call as soon as something becomes real. from Chef
No. Trust me, the first phone call as soon as something becomes real. from Chef
No. You edit 'em all together. from Chef
None of the prospects panned out. from Chef
Noodle01 #speech #silence #inside #speechsynthesizer #narration #sigh #smallroom from Chef
Nope. from Chef
Not anything for work? from Chef
Not every chef gets that. You know why you get it? from Chef
Not one person ordered your sweetbreads. from Chef
Not right now, please. from Chef
Not the same. from Chef
Nothing. Just classic bullshit. What is that? from Chef
Now, should we have served that sandwich? from Chef
Now, this is the most important part. from Chef
Now, watch this. Take this mustard, from end to end. from Chef
Now, watch. from Chef
Oh, and your finger's in front of the camera. from Chef
Oh, dude. Oh, you're everywhere. from Chef
Oh, give me another one. If you're gonna give him some, give me some. from Chef
Oh, good. What does it mean? from Chef
Oh, hey, hey. Don't do that. You're gonna rupture something, man. from Chef